Uncle from Another World 1x9

Directed by Yoshitaka Nagaoka

Kohsuke Toriumi as Regfalgen (voice) • Shota Yamamoto as Doldor (voice) • Hiroki Maeda as Mercenary (voice) • Masashi Nogawa as Mercenary (voice) • Masayuki Sato as Mercenary (voice)

Stuck in an apartment without air conditioning in record breaking heat, Takafumi’s uncle negotiates with the Ice Spirits for help.

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1. It was August 2018.

2. Japan recorded the highest temperatures in its history.

3. Hmm? What the…

4. What's happening? It won't read the disc.

5. The hell?

6. It could be because of the heat

7. or probably 'cause it's old.

8. What? Why? No. No way.

9. - Uncle, calm down. - Oh, no, no!

10. - I'm sure it can be fixed somehow. - No, no, no! No, no, no! Why?

11. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE

12. I was so surprised.

13. The two of you were sweating over that console.

14. I'm glad we found the online guy to fix it. That was close.

15. Aw, yeah. I can't believe I got to see a 64-bit CPU.

16. I am shocked the Saturn broke down out of the blue.

17. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was because of the heat.

18. Okey-doke. Who wants ice cream?

19. - I do! - I do! Me! Me!

20. My father and Chiaki went fishing.

21. Ice cream is just a bonus.

22. Hey, wait. Why wouldn't you just cool the room using your ice magic?

23. Huh? What?

24. What a brilliant idea!

25. Thank you, Miss Freeze-imiya!

26. Idiots.

27. I mean, seriously. How did neither of you think of this?

28. The heat is probably part of it.

29. But turning into a dragon the other day really put my brain into a fog,

30. if you know what I mean by that.

31. I get it. Being a dragon frees you from all your worries.

32. Hey, you wanna be dragons again?

33. Stop turning into dragons!

34. Come on. Let's just go buy an air conditioner.

35. I'd love to, but we kinda don't have the money for it.

36. It would up the electric bill.

37. Then maybe make a new video.

38. Like, why don't you just stream your Other World memories

39. that you play for us straight to YouTube?

40. Oh, sure.

41. Absolutely not.

42. Huh? Why not?

43. Uncle, are you able to project what I'm thinking about right now?

44. Uh, yeah. Icuras yuul elran would mean…

45. Spirits of Memory,

46. visualize thine thoughts.

47. POOR MINOTAUR, HE HASN'T DONE A THING - I'M SHAKING WITH RAGE

48. Because of this.

49. This is what they comment on?

50. I mean, I would. It's a good way to kill time.

51. You like the Internet way too much.

52. I'm saying we should do something else.

53. Which spirit could I ask for help here?

54. Question. I've never asked this, but what is a spirit exactly?

55. Hmm?

56. - What do they look like? - Wait.

57. Are they all scantly clad, beautiful women

58. like you see in every single fantasy story?

59. No, they don't really have a form.

60. - Huh? - Huh?

61. I know I call them "spirits," but they're not spirits.

62. They're something completely different than that.

63. They are voices, emanating from everything around us.

64. That's buck wild.

65. And you said you talk with them, right?

66. Yeah. That's the easiest way to describe it.

67. I get a vague notion of their intentions in my head.

68. Kind of, like right now!

69. I'm hearing the voices.

70. There are so many voices all the time.

71. Is it healthy for you to be communicating with something like that?

72. What do you mean?

73. You know, mentally?

74. Oh, of course.

75. I'm a picture of health.

76. Yes, I'll purchase one.

77. The head of a cow.

78. Huh?

79. For five million yen, you can buy this cow head

80. - from a cow named Gohan. - What! Why?

81. Five million, huh?

82. Stop it! Why do you need the head of a cow?

83. Well, the ice spirit is requesting compensation for the cooler magic.

84. What? You have to pay them all?

85. Well, yeah. Of course.

86. It's important to offer gifts or say "thank you"

87. when you ask them to do a lot of extra work for you.

88. So, why do they need a cow?

89. Because they said so.

90. And we need an altar.

91. This feels a little shady.

92. Just what did you make a deal with?

93. Well, it's either this or they want to freeze

94. all the grasslands on earth for ten years straight.

95. Huh?

96. That's a steep price for an air conditioner!

97. We ended humanity to save money?

98. Seems like it.

99. Yeah, sorry about that.

100. Well, lets cook the fish you brought and have a nice little lunch, huh?

101. Could be the last time we enjoy a decent meal.

102. Yes?

103. Oh, my goodness.

104. Are you serious?

105. I totally understand. Yes.

106. Have a great day.

107. They said a fish head is cool, too.

108. Fish head? What, do they not care about mankind?

109. Probably not. I'm sure to them

110. there isn't much difference between a fish and a cow head.

111. I imagine they think of humanity as just another organism.

112. I doubt our extinction would bother them much at all.

113. It wouldn't bother them?

114. Why are you so proud about this?

115. Dude, we almost caused the extinction of mankind

116. over an air conditioner!

117. I guess I'm just… used to it.

118. I mean, most shooters I used to play in the '90s

119. started with humanity on the brink of nuclear extinction.

120. That's because you used to play hellish games like that.

121. The game studios in the '90s have some sort of grudge against everyone else?

122. Hey, wake up!

123. Sorry, I'm still thinking like a dragon.

124. Raw meat and fish look so delicious to me right now.

125. - I get it. - Snap out of it.

126. Why in the world did you turn yourself into a dragon too?

127. Oh, I just didn't want Takafumi to feel lonely as the only dragon.

128. Meanwhile, I was hiding and terrified neither of you'd turn back to normal.

129. It was actually really comforting to have him there.

130. Do you want to try it out too?

131. - Oh, it'd be fun if we all did. - There's no way in hell.

132. You have to be really careful, however.

133. If you stay in that form for too long,

134. you may never turn back.

135. Here. I'll show you what happens.

136. Take a seat. Icuras elran.

137. So I was a dragon for about a month after leaving the kingdom.

138. - What… - …was that?

139. And my thoughts were overtaken by the blaze dragon's thoughts.

140. I lost myself.

141. I could've been that way forever.

142. That sounds just awful.

143. Well, why did you turn into it if it was such a risk?

144. Well, I mean, uh…

145. I guess I just thought it'd be cooler than walking home.

146. Dude, you're right. It was cool.

147. There's a lot to unpack there.

148. So, how did you turn back then?

149. Oh, that part.

150. I found you.

151. The capital is panicking about an orc turning into a dragon.

152. It's all anyone's talking about.

153. Do you understand me, idiot?

154. Look at all the trouble you've caused.

155. Let's go!

156. Tsundere girl!

157. TRANSFIGURE MY PHYSICAL SHAPE,

158. Demon fire?

159. Anti-fire spell!

160. You're tepid.

161. An imitation.

162. Turn back!

163. I feel like this is the first time we're seeing a proper fantasy battle.

164. - Uh-huh. - But haven't you seen

165. a ton of my battles already?

166. It's usually you getting strung up

167. or winning immediately, so…

168. Don't roar…

169. at me!

170. Dumb. You dumb orc.

171. Come back to me.

172. Well, well, well, well.

173. So this is the orc that turned into a dragon.

174. You know I hired mercenaries to hunt it down,

175. but it seems you've already done the hard part.

176. The Regfalgen trade guild.

177. My valued client,

178. I'll reward you handsomely if you just turn the orc over to me alive.

179. It won't be anywhere near enough to cover your massive existing debt to me, though.

180. By the way, may I ask when I will get my money?

181. I said I'd pay you back.

182. My payment isn't even overdue, and you're hassling me?

183. I thought the head of the trade guild would be more well-versed in etiquette.

184. Ah, well. I would expect nothing less from Elga royalty.

185. I really am greatly obliged

186. for this very humbling lesson in leadership.

187. Yeah, thanks so much. Make sure you write it all down, boss.

188. "Hey, hey. I' m the debt princess.

189. I'm so important. Look at me!"

190. - Huh? - What? The elf is a princess?

191. Huh? Oh, yeah.

192. Do you understand? She's royalty! A princess, dummy!

193. That's not really that rare.

194. I mean, Valgar was a prince.

195. Serena was descended from royalty. That's how it goes.

196. - That's a game! - You're talking about a video game again!

197. - Yeah, and? - "Yeah, and?"

198. So you found out my secret.

199. Well, you are a very big customer, Princess.

200. Don't call me Princess.

201. Shouldn't you be a little more friendly to all of us?

202. A little elf princess, right?

203. Oh, no, no, no, Miss Elf. Remember?

204. A dark contact spell.

205. You made a blood oath in a spirit's name, so there can be no violence between us.

206. You are given two choices.

207. Pay off the debt and be free, or become mine forever.

208. Using yourself as collateral was a bit careless.

209. But, marrying elf royalty will help the trade guild grow even larger.

210. Then everyone in the kingdom will know the name Hagen Regfalgen.

211. Kulosha l'gid riolran.

212. So, uh,

213. you're the one who brought me back from my dragon form?

214. Yeah. It's been a while—

215. Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on here. But do you think this makes us all even?

216. Adios!

217. Stop right there!

218. Why are you like this?

219. Is your brain broken or something?

220. Maybe it is. How long was I a dragon?

221. - A month! - I haven't taken a bath for a whole month?

222. It's not like you smell or anything.

223. You haven't gotten a good whiff yet.

224. I did while you were sleeping.

225. Huh? Why though?

226. No, no, no. It's not like I wanted to.

227. I was just cradling your head and…

228. I was…

229. I was trying to strangle you, and I got a whiff.

230. - Nah, man. - What a rotten liar.

231. I understand. That all makes perfect sense.

232. See? That girl was about to kill me.

233. He seriously thinks that's true.

234. He's the worst match possible for the Tsundere type.

235. The involuntarily dissolution of a spell card debt contract?

236. My plan is gone!

237. What are you, orc? What is your relationship?

238. Huh? You were in some kind of debt?

239. What— what does it look like we are?

240. Don't get smart!

241. Boss man says the contract is now void.

242. Will you allow me to discipline this little girl?

243. Doldor, the gigant hunter!

244. I came here because I was told we were hunting down a dragon.

245. I refuse to leave without having a little fun first.

246. I'm afraid this is all your fault, Miss Elf.

247. But you broke etiquette, and there is a price to pay for that.

248. I'm not as kind as orc thinks.

249. You can beat all of us?

250. In the blink of an eye.

251. - Huh? - Hmm?

252. This is a cosmite ring, one of only seven in the world.

253. It's extremely valuable.

254. Uh, I don't want it.

255. I apologize. I didn't know she was in debt.

256. - Is she good now? - Uh… Well, yeah.

257. Okay. It's done then.

258. I fought desperately to buy own ring back from him.

259. Scary.

260. It's collapsing!

261. Watch out!

262. It's muddy!

263. Uh, boss man? What's the move?

264. Leave them. I don't care about a damn elf in the swamp, all right?

265. Oh, come on!

266. Why won't this come off?

267. It's like we're engaged or something.

268. - Congratulations. - Good for you. Beautiful bride.

269. Don't celebrate, you idiots! We're leaving right now!

270. Oh, the ring was too small I guess.

271. Anyway, now tell me, what did you take a loan out for?

272. I had to. I had no choice.

273. I didn't have enough money to buy this back, okay?

274. Huh? Wait. Isn't that the ring I gave you?

275. But I went through the trouble of selling it.

276. I know.

277. That's such a waste.

278. You shouldn't wear such precious metals anyway.

279. Just shut up, stupid orc.

280. I mean, you're already pretty enough without it.

281. What did you say?

282. You're covered in mud.

283. Dirty orc! Mud orc!

284. No! You're covered in mud.

285. You're right.

286. I guess it doesn't matter if we're orcs or elves then, huh?

287. I'm done being dirty though.

288. I wanna take a bath today.

289. This region's volcanic. There are hot springs everywhere.

290. What? You for real? Where are they?

291. That way.

292. I guess you really like being clean.

293. Don't most people take baths every day?

294. You know, most experienced adventurers don't complain

295. if they haven't taken one in a month.

296. Even I—

297. What is wrong with you?

298. You see how she is?

299. Look at that. I'm once again subjected to undeserved abuse.

300. Mmm, it's your fault.

301. It was absolutely his fault.

302. I suppose the elf did help turn me back into a human.

303. Go figure.

304. It looks like they have hot springs in the other world then.

305. Oh, yeah. I totally went in one.

306. That's nice.

307. I'd kill to jump in one when it's this cold.

308. Ten degrees inside in August?

309. That's too cold! Uncle, pause the cooler spell for now!

310. Okay.

311. It's freezing.

312. Yeah. Yeah, it sure is.

313. Do you think opening a window would anger the ice spirit?

314. The end of humanity.

315. We open a window, and it ends the human race.

316. Let's just buy an air conditioner.

317. I'll chip in for it.

318. No, no. I have to protect my pride as a YouTuber.

319. I wasn't asking if you wanted to do it!

320. Okay, well, you can't cut the cold with that Sword of Darkness?

321. Oh, no. That's not really how that works.

322. Forget magic. Buy an air conditioner.

323. Fine. Takafumi, give me your phone, please.

324. Oh… sure.

325. Oh, Spirit of Darkness,

326. transform into a sword and appear in my hand, please.

327. See? Look at that.

328. No signal.

329. Whoa, the carrier and Wi-Fi signals are gone.

330. Whoa.

331. Now the sword severs the flow of power like in magic or electromagnetic fields.

332. So it should be able to cut infrared signals too.

333. Okay. Where's the infrared port then?

334. What? Infrared?

335. What's up? What?

336. It's called Bluetooth!

337. Fine. A port then. So where's the damn Bluetooth port?

338. There isn't any port.

339. Oh, okay, I get it. So it's like a Blu-ray thing, right?

340. No. No.

341. Talking under blankets in a freezing room

342. during a sweltering August day was pretty fun.

343. We'll have fish every day this summer.

344. It's just awful.

345. It's a parasitic monster.

346. Did he eat a tainted fish?

347. Poor thing.

348. It doesn't look like it's a human stomach.

349. Hmm?

350. - Orc face, you can't just barge in here. - Emergency.

351. Huh?

352. Okay. You're just fine.

353. There's a parasitic monster going around.

354. If one gets infected, they showed signs around their abdomen.

355. Ah. That's why you manhandled her.

356. Let go, you stupid idiot!

357. What are you laughing at? You think it's funny to you?

358. - What were you thinking? - Ow!

359. What's wrong?

360. - Please. There's something inside me— - Turn it off! Turn it off!

361. Uncle, stop it.

362. We were, uh, supposed to have fish for lunch today.

363. No. No way.

364. So, what do you want then?

365. Hmm…

366. Mmm!