1. A NETFLIX SERIES
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2. It was August 2018.
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3. Japan recorded the highest temperatures
in its history.
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4. Hmm? What the…
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5. What's happening? It won't read the disc.
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6. The hell?
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7. It could be because of the heat
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8. or probably 'cause it's old.
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9. What? Why? No. No way.
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10. - Uncle, calm down.
- Oh, no, no!
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11. - I'm sure it can be fixed somehow.
- No, no, no! No, no, no! Why?
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12. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
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13. GET HOME
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14. SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD
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15. I was so surprised.
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16. The two of you were
sweating over that console.
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17. I'm glad we found the online guy
to fix it. That was close.
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18. Aw, yeah. I can't believe
I got to see a 64-bit CPU.
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19. I am shocked the Saturn
broke down out of the blue.
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20. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
it was because of the heat.
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21. Okey-doke. Who wants ice cream?
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22. - I do!
- I do! Me! Me!
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23. My father and Chiaki went fishing.
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24. Ice cream is just a bonus.
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25. Hey, wait. Why wouldn't you just
cool the room using your ice magic?
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26. Huh? What?
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27. What a brilliant idea!
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28. Thank you, Miss Freeze-imiya!
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29. Idiots.
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30. I mean, seriously.
How did neither of you think of this?
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31. The heat is probably part of it.
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32. But turning into a dragon the other day
really put my brain into a fog,
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33. if you know what I mean by that.
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34. I get it. Being a dragon
frees you from all your worries.
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35. Hey, you wanna be dragons again?
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36. Stop turning into dragons!
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37. Come on.
Let's just go buy an air conditioner.
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38. I'd love to, but we kinda
don't have the money for it.
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39. It would up the electric bill.
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40. Then maybe make a new video.
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41. Like, why don't you just stream
your Other World memories
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42. that you play for us straight to YouTube?
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43. Oh, sure.
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44. Absolutely not.
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45. Huh? Why not?
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46. Uncle, are you able to project
what I'm thinking about right now?
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47. Uh, yeah. Icuras yuul elran would mean…
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48. Spirits of Memory,
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49. visualize thine thoughts.
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50. POOR MINOTAUR, HE HASN'T DONE
A THING - I'M SHAKING WITH RAGE
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51. Because of this.
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52. This is what they comment on?
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53. I mean, I would.
It's a good way to kill time.
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54. You like the Internet way too much.
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55. I'm saying we should do something else.
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56. Which spirit could I ask for help here?
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57. Question. I've never asked this,
but what is a spirit exactly?
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58. Hmm?
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59. - What do they look like?
- Wait.
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60. Are they all scantly clad, beautiful women
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61. like you see
in every single fantasy story?
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62. No, they don't really have a form.
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63. - Huh?
- Huh?
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64. I know I call them "spirits,"
but they're not spirits.
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65. They're something
completely different than that.
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66. They are voices,
emanating from everything around us.
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67. That's buck wild.
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68. And you said you talk with them, right?
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69. Yeah.
That's the easiest way to describe it.
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70. I get a vague notion
of their intentions in my head.
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71. Kind of, like right now!
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72. I'm hearing the voices.
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73. There are so many voices all the time.
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74. Is it healthy for you to be
communicating with something like that?
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75. What do you mean?
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76. You know, mentally?
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77. Oh, of course.
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78. I'm a picture of health.
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79. Yes, I'll purchase one.
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80. The head of a cow.
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81. Huh?
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82. BUY A WAGYU BEEF-GRADE COW
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83. For five million yen,
you can buy this cow head
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84. - from a cow named Gohan.
- What! Why?
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85. Five million, huh?
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86. Stop it!
Why do you need the head of a cow?
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87. Well, the ice spirit is requesting
compensation for the cooler magic.
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88. What? You have to pay them all?
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89. Well, yeah. Of course.
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90. It's important to offer gifts
or say "thank you"
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91. when you ask them to do
a lot of extra work for you.
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92. So, why do they need a cow?
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93. Because they said so.
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94. And we need an altar.
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95. This feels a little shady.
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96. Just what did you make a deal with?
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97. Well, it's either this
or they want to freeze
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98. all the grasslands on earth
for ten years straight.
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99. Huh?
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100. That's a steep price
for an air conditioner!
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101. We ended humanity to save money?
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102. Seems like it.
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103. Yeah, sorry about that.
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104. Well, lets cook the fish you brought
and have a nice little lunch, huh?
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105. Could be the last time
we enjoy a decent meal.
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106. Yes?
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107. Oh, my goodness.
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108. Are you serious?
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109. I totally understand. Yes.
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110. Have a great day.
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111. They said a fish head is cool, too.
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112. Fish head?
What, do they not care about mankind?
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113. Probably not. I'm sure to them
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114. there isn't much difference
between a fish and a cow head.
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115. I imagine they think of humanity
as just another organism.
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116. I doubt our extinction would
bother them much at all.
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117. It wouldn't bother them?
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118. Why are you so proud about this?
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119. Dude, we almost caused
the extinction of mankind
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120. over an air conditioner!
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121. I guess I'm just… used to it.
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122. I mean, most shooters
I used to play in the '90s
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123. started with humanity
on the brink of nuclear extinction.
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124. That's because you used to play
hellish games like that.
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125. The game studios in the '90s have
some sort of grudge against everyone else?
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126. Hey, wake up!
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127. Sorry, I'm still thinking like a dragon.
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128. Raw meat and fish
look so delicious to me right now.
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129. - I get it.
- Snap out of it.
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130. Why in the world
did you turn yourself into a dragon too?
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131. Oh, I just didn't want Takafumi to feel
lonely as the only dragon.
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132. Meanwhile, I was hiding and terrified
neither of you'd turn back to normal.
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133. It was actually
really comforting to have him there.
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134. Do you want to try it out too?
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135. - Oh, it'd be fun if we all did.
- There's no way in hell.
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136. You have to be really careful, however.
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137. If you stay in that form for too long,
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138. you may never turn back.
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139. Here. I'll show you what happens.
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140. Take a seat. Icuras elran.
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141. So I was a dragon for about a month
after leaving the kingdom.
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142. - What…
- …was that?
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143. And my thoughts were overtaken
by the blaze dragon's thoughts.
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144. I lost myself.
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145. I could've been that way forever.
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146. That sounds just awful.
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147. Well, why did you turn into it
if it was such a risk?
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148. Well, I mean, uh…
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149. I guess I just thought
it'd be cooler than walking home.
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150. Dude, you're right. It was cool.
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151. There's a lot to unpack there.
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152. So, how did you turn back then?
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153. Oh, that part.
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154. I found you.
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155. The capital is panicking
about an orc turning into a dragon.
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156. It's all anyone's talking about.
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157. Do you understand me, idiot?
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158. Look at all the trouble you've caused.
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159. Let's go!
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160. Tsundere girl!
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161. TRANSFIGURE MY PHYSICAL SHAPE,
SILHOUETTE
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162. Demon fire?
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163. Anti-fire spell!
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164. You're tepid.
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165. An imitation.
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166. Turn back!
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167. I feel like this is the first
time we're seeing a proper fantasy battle.
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168. - Uh-huh.
- But haven't you seen
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169. a ton of my battles already?
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170. It's usually you getting strung up
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171. or winning immediately, so…
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172. Don't roar…
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173. at me!
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174. Dumb. You dumb orc.
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175. Come back to me.
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176. Well, well, well, well.
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177. So this is the orc
that turned into a dragon.
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178. You know I hired mercenaries
to hunt it down,
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179. but it seems
you've already done the hard part.
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180. The Regfalgen trade guild.
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181. My valued client,
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182. I'll reward you handsomely
if you just turn the orc over to me alive.
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183. It won't be anywhere near enough to cover
your massive existing debt to me, though.
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184. By the way, may I ask
when I will get my money?
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185. I said I'd pay you back.
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186. My payment isn't even overdue,
and you're hassling me?
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187. I thought the head of the trade guild
would be more well-versed in etiquette.
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188. Ah, well. I would expect
nothing less from Elga royalty.
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189. I really am greatly obliged
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190. for this very humbling lesson
in leadership.
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191. Yeah, thanks so much.
Make sure you write it all down, boss.
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192. "Hey, hey. I' m the debt princess.
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193. I'm so important. Look at me!"
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194. - Huh?
- What? The elf is a princess?
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195. Huh? Oh, yeah.
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196. Do you understand? She's royalty!
A princess, dummy!
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197. That's not really that rare.
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198. I mean, Valgar was a prince.
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199. Serena was descended from royalty.
That's how it goes.
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200. - That's a game!
- You're talking about a video game again!
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201. - Yeah, and?
- "Yeah, and?"
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202. So you found out my secret.
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203. Well, you are a very big customer,
Princess.
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204. Don't call me Princess.
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205. Shouldn't you be
a little more friendly to all of us?
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206. A little elf princess, right?
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207. Oh, no, no, no, Miss Elf. Remember?
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208. A dark contact spell.
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209. You made a blood oath in a spirit's name,
so there can be no violence between us.
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210. You are given two choices.
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211. Pay off the debt and be free,
or become mine forever.
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212. Using yourself as collateral
was a bit careless.
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213. But, marrying elf royalty will help
the trade guild grow even larger.
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214. Then everyone in the kingdom
will know the name Hagen Regfalgen.
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215. Kulosha l'gid riolran.
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216. So, uh,
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217. you're the one
who brought me back from my dragon form?
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218. Yeah. It's been a while—
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219. Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on here.
But do you think this makes us all even?
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220. Adios!
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221. Stop right there!
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222. Why are you like this?
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223. Is your brain broken or something?
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224. Maybe it is. How long was I a dragon?
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225. - A month!
- I haven't taken a bath for a whole month?
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226. It's not like you smell or anything.
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227. You haven't gotten a good whiff yet.
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228. I did while you were sleeping.
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229. Huh? Why though?
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230. No, no, no.
It's not like I wanted to.
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231. I was just cradling your head and…
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232. I was…
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233. I was trying to strangle you,
and I got a whiff.
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234. - Nah, man.
- What a rotten liar.
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235. I understand.
That all makes perfect sense.
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236. See? That girl was about to kill me.
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237. He seriously thinks that's true.
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238. He's the worst match possible
for the Tsundere type.
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239. The involuntarily dissolution
of a spell card debt contract?
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240. My plan is gone!
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241. What are you, orc?
What is your relationship?
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242. Huh? You were in some kind of debt?
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243. What— what does it look like we are?
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244. Don't get smart!
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245. Boss man says the contract is now void.
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246. Will you allow me
to discipline this little girl?
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247. Doldor, the gigant hunter!
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248. I came here because I was told
we were hunting down a dragon.
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249. I refuse to leave
without having a little fun first.
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250. I'm afraid this is all your fault,
Miss Elf.
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251. But you broke etiquette,
and there is a price to pay for that.
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252. I'm not as kind as orc thinks.
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253. You can beat all of us?
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254. In the blink of an eye.
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255. - Huh?
- Hmm?
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256. This is a cosmite ring,
one of only seven in the world.
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257. It's extremely valuable.
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258. Uh, I don't want it.
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259. I apologize.
I didn't know she was in debt.
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260. - Is she good now?
- Uh… Well, yeah.
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261. Okay. It's done then.
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262. I fought desperately
to buy own ring back from him.
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263. Scary.
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264. It's collapsing!
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265. Watch out!
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266. It's muddy!
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267. Uh, boss man? What's the move?
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268. Leave them. I don't care about
a damn elf in the swamp, all right?
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269. Oh, come on!
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270. Why won't this come off?
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271. It's like we're engaged or something.
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272. - Congratulations.
- Good for you. Beautiful bride.
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273. Don't celebrate, you idiots!
We're leaving right now!
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274. Oh, the ring was too small I guess.
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275. Anyway, now tell me,
what did you take a loan out for?
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276. I had to. I had no choice.
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277. I didn't have enough money
to buy this back, okay?
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278. Huh? Wait. Isn't that the ring I gave you?
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279. But I went through
the trouble of selling it.
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280. I know.
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281. That's such a waste.
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282. You shouldn't wear
such precious metals anyway.
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283. Just shut up, stupid orc.
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284. I mean, you're already
pretty enough without it.
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285. What did you say?
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286. You're covered in mud.
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287. Dirty orc! Mud orc!
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288. No! You're covered in mud.
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289. You're right.
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290. I guess it doesn't matter
if we're orcs or elves then, huh?
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291. I'm done being dirty though.
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292. I wanna take a bath today.
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293. This region's volcanic.
There are hot springs everywhere.
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294. What? You for real? Where are they?
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295. That way.
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296. I guess you really like being clean.
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297. Don't most people take baths every day?
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298. You know, most experienced adventurers
don't complain
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299. if they haven't taken one in a month.
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300. Even I—
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301. What is wrong with you?
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302. You see how she is?
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303. Look at that. I'm once again
subjected to undeserved abuse.
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304. Mmm, it's your fault.
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305. It was absolutely his fault.
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306. I suppose the elf did help
turn me back into a human.
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307. Go figure.
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308. It looks like they have hot springs
in the other world then.
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309. Oh, yeah. I totally went in one.
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310. That's nice.
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311. I'd kill to jump in one
when it's this cold.
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312. Ten degrees inside in August?
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313. That's too cold!
Uncle, pause the cooler spell for now!
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314. Okay.
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315. It's freezing.
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316. Yeah. Yeah, it sure is.
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317. Do you think opening a window
would anger the ice spirit?
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318. The end of humanity.
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319. We open a window,
and it ends the human race.
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320. Let's just buy an air conditioner.
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321. I'll chip in for it.
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322. No, no.
I have to protect my pride as a YouTuber.
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323. I wasn't asking if you wanted to do it!
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324. Okay, well, you can't
cut the cold with that Sword of Darkness?
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325. Oh, no. That's not really how that works.
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326. Forget magic. Buy an air conditioner.
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327. Fine.
Takafumi, give me your phone, please.
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328. Oh… sure.
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329. Oh, Spirit of Darkness,
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330. transform into a sword
and appear in my hand, please.
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331. See? Look at that.
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332. No signal.
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333. Whoa, the carrier
and Wi-Fi signals are gone.
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334. Whoa.
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335. Now the sword severs the flow of power
like in magic or electromagnetic fields.
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336. So it should be able to
cut infrared signals too.
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337. Okay. Where's the infrared port then?
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338. What? Infrared?
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339. What's up? What?
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340. It's called Bluetooth!
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341. Fine. A port then.
So where's the damn Bluetooth port?
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342. There isn't any port.
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343. Oh, okay, I get it.
So it's like a Blu-ray thing, right?
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344. No. No.
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345. Talking under blankets
in a freezing room
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346. during a sweltering August day
was pretty fun.
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347. We'll have fish every day this summer.
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348. It's just awful.
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349. It's a parasitic monster.
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350. Did he eat a tainted fish?
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351. Poor thing.
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352. It doesn't look
like it's a human stomach.
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353. Hmm?
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354. - Orc face, you can't just barge in here.
- Emergency.
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355. Huh?
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356. Okay. You're just fine.
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357. There's a parasitic monster going around.
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358. If one gets infected,
they showed signs around their abdomen.
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359. Ah. That's why you manhandled her.
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360. Let go, you stupid idiot!
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361. What are you laughing at?
You think it's funny to you?
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362. - What were you thinking?
- Ow!
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363. What's wrong?
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364. - Please. There's something inside me—
- Turn it off! Turn it off!
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365. Uncle, stop it.
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366. We were, uh, supposed to have fish
for lunch today.
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367. No. No way.
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368. So, what do you want then?
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369. Hmm…
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370. Mmm!
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