1. Three pieces of copper?
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2. That's not enough for how far we came.
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3. What am I supposed to do with this?
It's a half-dead orc. Huh?
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4. It's actually amazing when it talks.
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5. Take it somewhere else then.
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6. Damn it.
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7. Oh, well. What about this scrubber then?
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8. How much is this worth?
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9. Well, it's so filthy.
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10. 120 copper pieces.
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11. That much?
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12. Whoa. Is he on clearance or something?
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13. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
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14. What?
I'm worth less than a scrubber?
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15. Huh? How did you not know?
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16. Huh? What's wrong with you two?
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17. It's probably the memory forgetting spell.
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18. I just remembered it.
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19. Oh!
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20. Yeah, I read the page of your notebook.
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21. I just remembered that.
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22. Huh?
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23. Ms. Fujimiya. Could you read
the beginning of this notebook, please?
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24. This notebook's seen better days.
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25. Huh? Just the beginning!
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26. Mmm.
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27. "Sold to a merchant
for less than a scrubber."
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28. It must be the first painful
memory I erased after learning the spell.
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29. I don't blame you.
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30. It's pretty embarrassing to be sold
at a doorbuster price.
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31. Seems like an erased memory comes back
when you stumble across it again.
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32. First you get a nosebleed,
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33. and then the memory spirits warn you
that going forward is very dangerous.
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34. But there are cases like this,
you can't do anything about.
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35. Shouldn't spirits
have a better warning system?
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36. - Are you okay?
- Huh?
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37. Nah, I'm tired.
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38. My shoulder is killing me.
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39. Huh?
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40. At least it's over.
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41. He took me into his basement
and threw me in a freak show pen.
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42. I'm gonna skip ahead.
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43. Huh? But why?
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44. Well, the shopkeeper
completely forgot about me down there.
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45. If I didn't have that rainwater to drink
on the third day, I would've died.
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46. A light that pierces through the darkness.
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47. Must be Voltteccer.
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48. Did you know,
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49. you actually pronounce the ultimate move
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50. for Pulseman on the Mega Drive
as "Voltteccer".
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51. Yeah, you're supposed to roll your tongue.
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52. It's a beautiful, powerful move
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53. that can infinitely bounce around a room
if there were walls.
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54. Speaking of Pulseman, they broke
new territory during the cyberspace…
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55. - Huh? Oh, no.
- Yeah, he's lost it.
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56. Oh. No, no, no.
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57. I was talking to the moonlight
to maintain my sanity.
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58. I mean, can't you tell
by looking at my face,
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59. how I'm totally in my right mind?
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60. It's genius.
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61. Yeah, sure, man.
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62. … that have a new hit
called Pocket Monsters.
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63. But I know they're going to come back
and make a Pulseman 2 for a SEGA system.
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64. The Voltteccer ultimate move transformed
his whole body into invincible light.
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65. Yeah. He became
just about as strong and beautiful
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66. as this light beam, I'd imagine.
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67. Huh? What do you mean "thank you"?
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68. No, no, no, no. This isn't just flattery.
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69. This is how I actually feel about it.
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70. It's the most beautiful thing
I've seen in this world.
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71. Oh, no. Who's there?
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72. The will of the light itself.
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73. The spirit of light, Kilighd.
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74. Casting…
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75. a language?
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76. Kilighd l'gid riolran.
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77. A light sword?
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78. This is the first spell that I ever cast.
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79. It's how I escaped that place.
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80. Uncle, so the person
you were mumbling to, that was—
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81. Oh, yeah.
That was the spirit of the light.
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82. There are spirits of everything,
like wind and fire…
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83. How were you able to talk to the spirits?
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84. - Oh! It's translation.
- Mm-hmm.
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85. You spoke to the spirits
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86. through the translation ability
that god gave you.
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87. Yeah.
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88. That's probably the secret behind
why your magic is so strong.
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89. Way back in Luvaldram,
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90. it looked like you were the only one
who could speak to those spirits.
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91. Wait, that makes total sense then.
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92. So that's why I couldn't relate to other
people when we talked about magic.
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93. - Mmm…
- Mmm…
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94. But maybe if I was better
at communicating,
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95. I would've known it's that.
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96. Yeah.
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97. Wait. Then why did you think
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98. you could suddenly understand
the language and use magic?
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99. Hmm?
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100. Simple.
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101. I have the ability to play games
in English,
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102. even though I have no idea
what they're saying.
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103. So I figured it was my adaptability…
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104. …from years of playing SEGA. See?
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105. Nah, man. That's dumb.
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106. Seriously,
go touch some grass or something.
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107. So what happened after all that?
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108. Oh, right.
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109. I used the Light Sword
to escape my own cell.
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110. Then I freed all the small monsters
he was holding there as well.
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111. Oh, so cute!
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112. You tamed him! He's a great little mascot.
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113. No.
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114. That little thing
went straight for my jugular.
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115. - Deadly.
- Deadly.
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116. Help me!
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117. What the hell is this?
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118. Evil rat beasts, death wolves,
flying birds.
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119. All the worst monsters from the East
are on the loose!
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120. Help me!
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121. Am I just an NPC?
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122. Am I supposed to wander
around this world, nameless forever?
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123. Or am I…
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124. Regsuuid zaldohna!
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125. Thank you. You saved me—
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126. Yeah, I did a good job.
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127. Don't worry.
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128. Everything's going to be okay.
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129. I need to transfer my wound.
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130. Set coordinate!
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131. And so I just fought
all night long.
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132. When the fighting was over, I was…
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133. Ha-ha.
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134. Ha-ha.
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135. Baraib garl.
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136. - Mmm.
- Mmm.
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137. I was grateful to all those monsters
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138. whose meat fed my broken body.
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139. Anyway, I know that the 17 years
I spent in the Other World
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140. was full of painful experiences.
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141. But you can see that I got
one hell of a good start at least, huh?
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142. Uh, what?
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143. You're considering that a success?
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144. I still can't believe I was less expensive
than a scrubber.
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145. Hmm?
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146. I'm sorry, you guys.
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147. We're having chicken tonight,
and you know what?
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148. Mama's gotta get her tasty wings.
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149. Yeah, let's pick this up another time.
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150. Oh, okay.
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151. Yeah, nothing really good happened
after this part of the story anyway.
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152. Huh?
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153. Uh, worse than this?
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154. Out of curiosity, what happened?
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155. Oh. I mean, not that much honestly.
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156. I just saved that Elf from a dragon.
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157. And even though
I went out of my way for her,
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158. she just yelled
and insulted me the whole time.
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159. What do you mean?
That's a really important part!
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160. I actually wanna hear this story!
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161. FIRE, IGNITE
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162. Mm-hmm, eat without me. Okay.
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163. It's done.
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164. Now tell me a cool story to make up
for missing mama's fried chicken.
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165. Ah. You just wait.
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166. This was my battle
against the legendary Venom Dragon.
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167. Watch this!
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168. Look, I won.
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169. That's it?
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170. Fried, fried chicken…
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171. Your magic was strong enough
to kill the dragon in one hit?
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172. Yeah. Normally, it would be impossible
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173. to kill it so quickly.
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174. Hold on.
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175. But I saw that the Elf was focusing
her attacks on this one spot.
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176. So that's what I aimed for.
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177. If she had tried a little harder,
she would've beaten it by herself.
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178. Orc.
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179. Oh. I didn't— I didn't see anything.
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180. I promise, okay. And I'm not an orc.
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181. Is it on yet?
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182. And you know how to use a zipper,
don't you?
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183. My apologies, Lord swordsman.
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184. Nah, you're good. Don't worry about it.
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185. It's only natural
to wanna save someone in danger.
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186. Hmm?
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187. My, how unsightly.
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188. It's very clear to me
that you're an evil orc.
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189. So ugly.
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190. And ugliness cannot go without punishment.
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191. Oh, she's nuts.
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192. Something broke the tsundere girl.
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193. Where did that knife come from?
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194. What am I doing?
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195. Uh, I'm sorry.
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196. Wait, don't do that!
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197. You okay?
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198. Huh?
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199. What the hell are you doing?
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200. - You're cut. I have to bandage it.
- I'm not cut.
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201. I'm totally fine, you idiot.
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202. Huh? You're not hurt?
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203. Your skin's flawless.
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204. But where did the knife go?
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205. Is it here? Or here?
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206. Watch it!
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207. I'll— I'll remember this.
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208. I've burnt your ugly orc face
into my brain forever!
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209. I'll pay you back for this humiliation.
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210. But seriously, you're sure you're okay?
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211. Stay away from me, you dirty orc.
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212. Pig, pig, pig.
You're an ugly little pig, orc.
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213. Smooth move, you creepy old pervert.
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214. No. You know, in my experience
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215. it just stirs people up even more
when you try to argue with them.
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216. I'd rather just take it.
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217. I can't imagine
what going to school was like for him.
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218. So, this was the moment,
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219. when the Elf began to stalk me.
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220. She stole my hoodie and insulted me
every time I would see her.
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221. She didn't even help me when I was frozen.
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222. She hated me.
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223. Oh, speaking of being frozen.
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224. Whatever happened after you thawed?
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225. Hmm? Oh.
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226. Something like this.
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227. My body's so heavy.
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228. Is that because of the ice?
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229. What is this soft feeling?
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230. What are you two doing in my bed?
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231. In the North, there are tribes
who stay warm with animal viscera.
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232. You seemed cold, so I warmed you up.
What's wrong with that?
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233. Oh, please.
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234. Come on. There's no way, man.
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235. I understand. Okay, that makes sense.
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236. - You're kidding.
- No way!
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237. Well, it is pretty cold in here.
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238. I might just sleep in to make sure
I don't get sick, you know.
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239. And I'll sleep next to you
since you're so cold.
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240. So are you gonna use me
instead of animal viscera?
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241. Fine, have it your way then.
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242. What the hell is this now?
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243. Mama.
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244. Mama.
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245. No.
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246. Mama.
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247. Mama.
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248. You poor—
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249. Please, no.
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250. I can't do manual labor.
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251. You said life would be super easy.
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252. I'd just be able to live off
of the god-freezing sword forever.
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253. I don't want to go to work
and sweat, Mama.
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254. Mama, why did you run away
with that young man when I was just nine?
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255. Why did you hit me?
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256. S— Sorry. You just kept screaming
about not wanting to go to work.
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257. What? No way.
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258. I wanna work. I can't wait to go to work.
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259. What are you talking about?
Manual labor is so noble to me.
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260. You're clearly lying.
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261. I already told you
that you won't have to work a day
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262. if you just sell off the ring I gave you.
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263. Right! Just go ahead and sell it.
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264. But I need to make it on my own.
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265. Manual labor is for suckers.
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266. Uh, and pawn shops are intimidating.
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267. I can negotiate for you.
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268. Mmm…
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269. I shouldn't. I should save it to be
my last resort if I end up on the street.
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270. Oh, okay. That sounds like a good plan.
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271. Well, why don't you have the Elf
take care of you for a little bit then?
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272. Huh?
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273. You must have money
from your ring still.
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274. Well, I put it all in the bank.
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275. Oh.
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276. In that case…
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277. - I'm yours, Master.
- Huh?
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278. Never mind…
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279. Please stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
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280. Hey, let's go eat.
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281. It's all on me today.
Let's have a little feast, okay?
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282. Oh.
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283. Mmm, I just remembered.
I haven't introduced myself.
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284. I am Mabel Rayveil.
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285. I am a descendant of the Ice clan,
and now, an aspiring adventurer.
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286. And you are?
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287. I guess you can—
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288. Just call me Elf.
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289. I'm the only elf
to venture outside of my homeland.
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290. My mission here is to locate
and recover ancient artifacts.
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291. Nice to meet you.
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292. I'm Wolfgunblood.
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293. - You liar!
- That's what you came up with?
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294. I'm an adventurer searching
for a way back to my homeland.
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295. Nice to meet you.
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296. - Ah.
- What's with the fake name?
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297. Hmm? I mean, who goes around
telling strangers their real name?
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298. But you've known the Elf
for three years now.
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299. I mean, it almost makes sense.
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300. Okay. I'm going to make my way to Ikoza.
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301. Ikoza?
Oh, the town you sold your ring at?
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302. I don't remember there being
any noticeable dungeons around there.
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303. Shut up!
I'm free to do whatever I want.
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304. You dumb, crude, orc jerk!
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305. Yeah, she's gonna buy back the ring.
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306. Well, someone's feeling jealous.
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307. Wolfgunblood.
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308. What? Where?
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309. Oh, right. That's me.
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310. W— What are you going to do today?
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311. There's a hero attempting
to clear a nearby dungeon.
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312. I thought I'd check in.
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313. A legendary hero?
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314. Hasn't been one of those in 50 years.
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315. I heard that they were granted that title
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316. after taking down an army
of legion-class monsters.
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317. That's a wildly impossible task.
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318. Oh, no way. Wow.
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319. I could go with you, Wolfgunblood.
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320. But I'm more of a night owl.
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321. I'll go back to sleep
and wake up around 2:00 p.m.
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322. And after that,
I should be ready to leave around five.
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323. What?
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324. Anyway, that was the day.
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325. The party disbanded?
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326. Mabel is too much of a NEET
to keep up with either of them.
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327. Huh? Speaking of five in the evening,
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328. it's getting pretty late.
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329. This Fujimiya should go home.
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330. I should've chosen the fried chicken.
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331. Oh, are you two hungry?
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332. Who wants to get some ramen? It's on me.
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333. - For real life?
- Oh, really? You sure?
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334. Yeah, of course.
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335. - Yippee!
- Yippee!
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336. Uncle's life in the Other World
was kind of a living hell.
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337. There weren't any decent gods around, but…
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338. at least he had the Elf and Mabel.
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339. The ramen was really amazing.
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340. Maybe even the best.
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341. SO GOOD!
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342. He was a little short though.
Fujimiya paid the difference.
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