1. A Netflix Series
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2. What if you played professional baseball?
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3. Come on. You could earn millions just
by throwing balls 1,000 miles an hour.
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4. With magic.
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5. I always hated those baseball players
back in high school.
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6. - They acted like they were hot stuff.
- How about—
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7. Granted, I understand how hard they worked
all day, under that scorching sun.
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8. I totally get it.
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9. They put in the hard work every day.
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10. Uncle.
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11. I get it because I also put in
the same amount of work.
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12. For six years, I spent every day
honing my skills in Alien Soldier.
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13. I'm surprised
this guy even survived high school.
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14. Apologize
to those baseball players right now.
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15. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
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16. GET HOME
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17. SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD
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18. JUNE, 2018
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19. I find baseball terms
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20. to be way more unsettling
compared to other sports, you know?
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21. Oh, yeah. Kind of like dead ball
or sacrifice.
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22. - Strike outs. Oh, and pick offs.
- All that.
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23. It reminds me,
that time I was almost assassinated.
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24. - What?
- What? Geez. Talk about a curve ball.
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25. Icuras elran.
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26. I remember I was exhausted
after just finishing a dungeon.
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27. Hmm?
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28. Hold on. Isn't that…
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29. I think I saw them
when you broke the barrier in Luvaldram.
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30. I saw them
when you were with Elf too.
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31. Oh, man. You're right.
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32. So you did have
someone stalking you.
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33. Think so?
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34. I have him.
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35. Huh?
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36. Oh, Mabel.
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37. Hey. What's up?
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38. Oh.
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39. I've been just grand since you defeated
the legendary blaze dragon
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40. without the god-freezing sword,
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41. and I lost my ancestral duty
to protect it.
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42. I've honestly never been better.
Thank you so much.
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43. You're my favorite hero. Thank you!
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44. Oh, that's awesome.
It was worth the hard work then.
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45. Yes. Yes!
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46. He's not picking up on the sarcasm.
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47. Oh, no! Mabel's life is totally spiraling
out of control because of what he did!
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48. Why?
Why didn't you take the sword?
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49. I can sense it.
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50. Things are always trying to kill me,
like I'm inside a Psikyo game.
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51. But I don't really sense
any murderous intent here.
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52. Actually, you look pretty pale.
Have you been eating enough?
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53. I can't do it because you saved
our village from the blaze dragon.
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54. Mabel just kind of
passed out on me.
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55. So I took her to the inn.
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56. Don't drag her.
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57. Hmm.
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58. Where am I?
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59. You're at the inn. Here.
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60. Hey, didn't you say that
you were going to be a shut-in at home?
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61. When I got home,
my house was stripped down.
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62. The village elder told me
to pay for my own room and board.
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63. MABEL - MANU
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64. It was that, or they'd banish me.
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65. Oh, man. That's really cold.
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66. It was all their
built-up resentment towards the Ice clan.
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67. Well, so, what did you end up choosing?
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68. I froze the villagers' feet
to the ground,
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69. and dripped freezing water
down all their necks.
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70. Ugh. Everyone?
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71. All 108.
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72. I respect the commitment.
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73. But I can't go home.
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74. Why do you hate
the idea of working that much?
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75. It's just…
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76. Being a florist
always surrounded by flowers,
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77. or a baker always getting
to try new cakes,
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78. or always cuddling dolls
at the doll store.
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79. I can't handle such grueling labor.
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80. It'd kill me.
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81. How's any of that grueling?
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82. Those jobs aren't
intense at all.
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83. I get it.
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84. Working in an office every single day,
getting drinks with coworkers afterward…
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85. I can't imagine doing all that.
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86. So Uncle's nightmare is
just having a job?
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87. I guess life was easier
back then.
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88. LIFE WAS ROUGH BACK THEN TOO
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89. But now, I live my life
as a wild, bold adventurer.
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90. It's the only job that could help me
find a way back to my own world.
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91. Amazing.
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92. I wish that I could have a goal like that.
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93. Hmm? Amazing?
Well, you are talking
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94. to the man who speed ran Alien Soldier
in 30 minutes back home, okay?
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95. Aw. Is that really good?
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96. Oh, absolutely.
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97. I use everything I learned
in games to help me on my adventures.
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98. - Hmm. Did he say his own world?
- So, if you've been a guardian
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99. your entire life, you could earn a living
using the god-freezing sword.
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100. I mean, freezing their feet was
pretty impressive.
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101. Uh, a guardian like me using
the god-freezing sword?
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102. - But for the last 400 years—
- Like I said, who cares what they say?
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103. It's your life.
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104. You should do whatever you want.
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105. Being brave enough
to be our truest self is real strength.
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106. You still remembered that?
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107. Okay, then. Maybe I'll look for a way
to completely break the ice seal.
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108. Oh, I went to the powa-powa blossoms
on Mount Marchid afterwards,
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109. but nothing happened.
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110. Oh, really?
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111. The sealing ice is
deeply connected to my heart.
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112. I think maybe if I strike out on my own,
I'll be less gloomy.
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113. It might just work.
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114. Gloomy?
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115. You seem very nice and happy to me.
You're not gloomy.
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116. I— I am, though.
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117. The villagers would always tell me
I was sad and depressing.
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118. See, my eyes are always puffy.
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119. That's not true. You're just fine.
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120. You're super fun to talk to,
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121. and your eyes are like Heather
from Dynamite Headdy.
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122. - You know?
- No, what are you—
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123. What are you saying?
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124. Oh, I forgot. The ring.
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125. Huh?
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126. It'll support you
for the rest of your life.
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127. I wanted to take responsibility
for ruining your livelihood, you see?
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128. Please take it.
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129. What? Rest of my life? What?
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130. What the hell
is this old man doing?
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131. Well, that's twice.
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132. You were sleeping when I put it on.
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133. Oh! But, um— Uh, sorry.
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134. I really admire you, but not in that way.
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135. I can't accept this from you.
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136. I hope you understand. I'm very sorry.
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137. Look at the sword!
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138. The ice
in her heart must have melted!
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139. I insist. Take it.
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140. Oh! No, I can't.
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141. Wait, I— I turned it down, didn't I?
Wait. Hold on.
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142. I don't understand. I said, "No."
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143. Wait. Didn't I say "no"? I thought I did.
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144. - What happened?
- I found it.
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145. Today, while I was in the dungeon.
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146. It must've been fate or something, right?
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147. They say there are
only seven cosmite rings in the world.
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148. - Uh…
- Please accept it.
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149. It's too valuable.
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150. By the way, it's already so late.
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151. - You should stay the night.
- Huh?
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152. Yeah. The bed is too cramped
for two people.
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153. But the Elf should have a room.
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154. - I'll ask if you can stay with her.
- Excuse me?
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155. Huh?
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156. Could you lend me some money
for the public bathhouse?
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157. It's been a long time
since I've had a bath.
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158. Why? Do you smell?
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159. You do smell kinda earthy,
but it's not bad!
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160. Don't sniff me, please! Stop it!
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161. Besides, if you really need money
for a bath, you can just sell the ring.
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162. Huh? Sell it?
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163. Oh, yeah.
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164. Like I said earlier,
it will support you the rest of your life.
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165. Just sell it.
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166. Oh.
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167. What's up, orc face? It's nighttime.
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168. What kind of nasty little orc things
are you getting up to in here?
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169. Do you want— Do you want me
to help you fall asleep? Huh?
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170. I guess I'm not good enough for him.
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171. Hey, Elf. Give me a hand, will you?
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172. I've got a lot going on here.
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173. I see.
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174. Wait. Stop!
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175. I used the spirits too much
in the dungeon, so I can't defend myself.
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176. Hmm.
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177. And so,
instead of being assassinated,
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178. I was frozen in ice until the morning.
It's awful.
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179. - Sure, man.
- Whatever you say.
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180. I mean, it was your fault.
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181. That's amazing, Uncle.
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182. You can beat Alien Soldier in 30 minutes?
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183. 29 minutes 29 seconds.
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184. I played it nonstop.
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185. Wow.
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186. The key is not using
the easy Homing Force,
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187. but to rush through early stages
with the Ranger Force instead.
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188. Oh. I found a video
of someone beating it in 12 minutes.
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189. Damn Internet.
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190. Hey, it's not the Internet's fault.
You know that.
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191. Oh. Speaking of the Internet,
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192. what are these North American versions
of games I keep seeing online, huh?
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193. Oh, that's the region code.
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194. See, the same game will have different
languages depending on the market region.
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195. You know, my English isn't the strongest,
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196. but I can basically understand
the beginning of Altered Beast.
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197. It's just like,
"Go forth. Defeat the evil."
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198. - Stuff like that.
- Oh, uh, wait.
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199. I'll translate it.
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200. Rise from your grave.
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201. Your grave?
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202. The hero was dead in that the whole time?
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203. Yeah.
You didn't understand the story at all.
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204. Why not?
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205. - Maybe it's the Other World blood.
- Wait, they're talking.
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206. I think it's because he's the same
as the forefathers of the Ice clan.
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207. An interdimensional traveler
from Nihon Bahamal.
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208. Wait, did she just…
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209. ALL CREATION - RESIDENCE
ICE STORM
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210. I heard her
say "Nihon Bahamal."
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211. - Huh?
- Wait, she knows about Japan?
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212. Let's take a look at it.
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213. I'm sorry to hear that he put a ring
on you while you were sleeping as well.
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214. I know being forcefully proposed to
by an orc in your sleep is traumatizing.
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215. No one will ever want to touch a woman
who's been married to a dirty orc.
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216. But I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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217. You— You don't seem too worried about it.
Why not?
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218. Maybe it's the Other World blood.
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219. I think it's because he's the same
as the forefathers of the Ice clan.
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220. An interdimensional traveler
from Nihon Bahamal.
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221. Oh, I see now.
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222. They had this conversation
while I was standing there frozen.
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223. They are talking
about Japan, though, right?
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224. Raybelio yuul elran.
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225. A knight founded the Ice clan
400 years ago.
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226. He came from Nihon Bahamal.
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227. The knight died in a great war
in Nihon Bahamal,
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228. and received a new life and body
in Granbahamal.
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229. Then God appeared before him and said,
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230. "Traveler, I shall give you one power
to survive this harsh world. Name it."
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231. The clever knight already had his answer.
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232. "Give me a blade
that could kill a god like you."
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233. A starting bonus from a deity?
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234. An Other World fantasy standard!
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235. And the warrior's reply was so cool.
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236. Then what?
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237. And so, this god responded to him,
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238. "You wish for the power to kill a god?
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239. Interesting. However"--
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240. More importantly, does that ugly orc face
look like a normal human to you?
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241. - "Interesting."
- Tell me, idiot.
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242. - "Interesting."
- Stop it!
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243. - "Interesting."
- You're kidding me.
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244. Uh, it was about to get interesting.
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245. - Could you please be patient?
- I know this story.
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246. I read about this when I was a kid.
Shoo, shoo.
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247. Gets the sword,
gains all knowledge and language,
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248. falls in love with the village priestess,
breaks the sword's seal,
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249. and slays the legendary blaze dragon.
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250. Then the sword is passed down
for generations, right?
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251. She spoiled all the big moments
in the story?
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252. Now tell me.
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253. How do you truly feel about orc face?
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254. Telling that story was the only thing
I was confident about.
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255. I worked really hard
to practice.
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256. Oh, I'm so sorry. Please don't cry.
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257. There, there. It's okay. It's okay.
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258. I got nothing.
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259. - What?
- What's that?
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260. Why didn't I get my own
god-freezing sword when I went there?
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261. I just assumed that your magic powers
were your starting bonus, weren't they?
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262. I didn't get a bonus.
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263. And I didn't even talk to any gods.
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264. Oh, let's watch when
you first appeared in Other World.
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265. - Eighteen years ago?
- That's it.
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266. Eighteen years ago!
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267. Can you even remember that far back?
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268. Searching for it's gonna be
a real pain, honestly.
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269. Uh, okay…
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270. Lynch mob, execution, torture…
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271. - You seem way too casual about this.
- Oh, yeah.
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272. My uncle was being hunted
because people thought he was an orc.
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273. For real?
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274. - And found it!
- Oh!
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275. You dirty orc!
You were going to eat our precious cow!
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276. No, Uncle,
I don't think that's it.
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277. Is it this?
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278. Purify this evil orc
who violates our doctrines.
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279. No, that's
the never-ending water pot one.
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280. - It is this?
- Nope.
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281. - This?
- No!
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282. This?
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283. Why were you hunted so much, man?
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284. Once I fall asleep,
it's impossible to wake me up.
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285. If they get me in my sleep,
it's super easy to string me up.
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286. I can't believe you made it back alive.
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287. Huh? Wait, what's this?
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288. A skeleton?
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289. It's a resurrection spell
you find in holy magic.
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290. But I never saw it done until much later.
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291. Why is it happening in an old memory?
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292. Whoa. Wait. That's you at 17?
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293. When you first got there?
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294. I see.
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295. So that's how my body was actually made
in Granbahamal.
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296. Does that mean God made his body?
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297. Yeah, it looks that way.
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298. I got mistaken for an orc
and beaten up here.
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299. I didn't understand their language,
so I thought they were mugging me.
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300. But then they mistook my money
for attack spell cards.
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301. January, 2000.
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302. I was heading to the game store
to spend all my holiday money
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303. when I got into that accident.
And then this.
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304. What game was I going to buy?
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305. Man, this is getting kinda sad.
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306. Huh? Hold on. Do you hear something?
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307. Huh? Is that God's voice?
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308. Well, hold on. Let me turn it up.
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309. God is Chinese?
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310. I think this god somehow
got the region code wrong!
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311. Hey, guys. Chill out, will ya?
I mean, I'm getting beaten up here.
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312. Uncle, rewind it
and I'll use the translation app.
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313. Okay.
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314. Dear customers and friends.
Good day to you.
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315. - I welcome you to Granbahamal.
- A store announcement?
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316. It sounds prerecorded.
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317. They said, "Grant you power."
Maybe it's like Mabel said then.
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318. I see. So whatever I wished for then
became my power.
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319. Oh, this is when you awakened!
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320. When you gained your magic
and became unbeatable, right?
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321. I assume you wished for the power
to massacre these human pieces of garbage?
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322. Or did you ask for the strength
to erase these bastards? Did you? Huh?
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323. Ta— Takafumi, do you need to talk
to someone about something?
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324. HIS FAMILY FELL APART
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325. Actually, I'm pretty sure
the only thing I was thinking…
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326. If only…
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327. If only we spoke the same language…
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328. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
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329. Understood.
I have granted you your wish.
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330. It says, "Understood. I have decided
to grant you your one wish.
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331. Travel to Mount Dordo to gain
any additional knowledge you may require."
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332. That's it.
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333. So, your only power is translating?
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334. - Oh, I see.
- That's so lame.
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335. So, my bonus was being able to understand
the Other World language, right?
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336. I don't know, man. Maybe you were
supposed to learn the Other World language
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337. from this Mount Dordo?
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338. …am not…
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339. I'm not an orc!
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340. Oh, that's amazing.
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341. You managed to work it all out.
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342. From what I've seen so far,
that's pretty rare for you.
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343. No.
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344. You know, they actually sold me
to a freak show as a rare speaking orc.
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345. - Oh.
- Oh.
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346. I was sold for only three copper pieces.
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347. - And then, I was—
- Stop right there, Uncle!
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348. I need to get a coffee.
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349. Make that two.
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350. Oh, that's a great idea.
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351. I can use a refill.
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352. It was like the god
of that world
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353. had lost the passion for their one job.
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354. And the Other World people were
just as awful.
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355. I knew there'd be more unpleasant stories.
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356. So we took a coffee break.
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357. - Mmm. Beany.
- That's good beans.
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358. Wonderful depth of flavor.
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