1. Oh, yeah. I don't really like hats.
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2. THE FAMILIAR OF ZERO VOL.14
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3. - What's that?
- Oh.
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4. Takafumi brought
a porno magazine to school!
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5. Huh? I didn't.
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6. - Give it to me.
- Aah.
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7. - Argh. Stop it!
- Pervert!
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8. Kacchan won't let him go now,
that's for sure.
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9. - Pervert!
- That kid's a goner.
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10. There are only pictures of girls in here.
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11. - I knew it was dirty.
- No!
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12. - Totally dirty.
- It's not.
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13. - He's gonna get in trouble.
- It's a young adult fantasy novel.
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14. "A dung adult 'pantsy' novel."
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15. You sound just like him.
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16. - A dirty mag. Let me look at it.
- Oh.
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17. Fujimiya-san.
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18. THE FAMILIAR OF ZERO VOL.14
AQUILEIA'S SAINT
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19. So this is a dirty mag.
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20. - I guess we're not kids anymore, huh?
- Hey, let's leave.
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21. - Sleazy mag, hey?
- Kacchan's done for.
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22. Fujimiya-san.
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23. I'm so sorry.
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24. Fujimiya is so cool.
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25. I know, right? You sure were something
back then, Fujimiya.
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26. Man, Kacchan was so scared of you.
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27. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
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28. Fine, whatever.
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29. I know I was really awkward
back in grade school.
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30. But I got less awkward
and way more girlie in middle school.
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31. Look at this!
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32. Oh!
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33. You and Takafumi. Aren't you two adorable?
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34. - Let me take a picture of this.
- A picture?
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35. Um, I— I can just send you the file
if you want it.
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36. Huh? How's that?
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37. An email or something?
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38. This can't do e-mail or make phone calls.
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39. Huh?
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40. Then how do you get in contact
with Takafumi without a working phone?
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41. I'm currently thinking about using
smoke signals or flags to stay in touch.
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42. I don't think smoke would be a good idea
in the apartment.
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43. Smoke and flags…
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44. What is this, the Middle Ages?
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45. Oh! Wow.
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46. - Huh?
- Hmm?
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47. This coffee tastes amazing.
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48. - Oh.
- You noticed!
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49. Uncle gave me 10,000 yen
for my 20th birthday,
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50. so I bought a coffee nel and some beans.
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51. This is the first time
I've had freshly-ground coffee.
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52. It's really different.
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53. Money?
That's not a very thoughtful present.
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54. Ten thousand yen.
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55. - I guess you're right.
- Oh.
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56. I don't really know
what young kids are into these days.
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57. Well, it— it's always
the thought that counts, right?
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58. Huh?
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59. Then a GAME GEAR set with TV tuner
attachment would've been okay?
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60. No, that wouldn't have been okay.
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61. CAN'T WATCH A THING
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62. It's fine.
I was really thankful for the cash.
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63. I still have some leftover.
I'll buy more beans with it.
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64. - Oh, I'll buy something sweet then.
- Huh.
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65. A birthday present, huh?
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66. - Hmm?
- Aah.
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67. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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68. Deleting an image
from social media.
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69. The hell! Why would you delete it?
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70. - This could put you in a lot of danger.
- Ah.
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71. Eh? How is she in danger?
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72. People will kill you, like socially.
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73. This will get you canceled
these days?
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74. - Yikes.
- It's not that bad.
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75. I— I think it's fine.
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76. Okay, maybe it was careless.
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77. Please stop showing it to your uncle.
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78. THIS MONTH'S DEAL
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79. Oh! Coffee beans are on sale today!
I'll go get some.
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80. Huh?
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81. Oh.
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82. Fujimiya.
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83. That swimsuit picture you just sent…
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84. it lost out to the groceries'
weekly coffee beans sale.
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85. Um. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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86. That picture was old.
I took it way back in middle school.
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87. I've changed a lot since then.
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88. Freeze it!
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89. - What happened?
- Aah, the coffee.
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90. Uh, did you get burned at all? Because
I can't use any healing spells on you.
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91. I think I may have frostbite instead.
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92. Oh, hold on.
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93. Spirits of fire,
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94. turn my enemies to ash
with your scorching flame—
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95. Enough with the magic already!
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96. Why don't you, um, hop in the shower
to warm up, okay?
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97. I'm really sorry.
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98. I'm sure you don't want me around.
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99. So, um, I'll be gone for two hours.
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100. I'll leave you some of Takafumi's clothes.
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101. That warmed me up.
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102. Huh?
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103. A men's button up.
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104. I wonder if Takafumi will be into it.
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105. Doubt it.
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106. What if he saw me naked?
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107. I mean, I wouldn't mind.
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108. - He probably wouldn't react.
- Uncle?
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109. Why's the curtain…
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110. I, uh…
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111. If, uh— Sorry, bye.
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112. I'll be gone for two hours.
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113. - Takafumi.
- I'm sorry.
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114. I try to ignore it,
but honestly, Fujimiya, the truth is,
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115. you're really just so damn cute.
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116. I couldn't help myself,
and I didn't want other people to see you.
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117. Sorry.
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118. I'm really happy
that you looked at me like you did.
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119. Huh?
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120. Hmm.
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121. Hmm.
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122. Huh?
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123. Fujimiya,
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124. you've always been so kind to me.
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125. - Huh?
- All right.
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126. - I'll erase it.
- Erase what?
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127. You mean you're gonna…
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128. I hung the flag upside down.
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129. What flag?
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130. Takafumi, what happened?
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131. The flag was set to emergency!
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132. It was?
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133. Oh, I used the flag
to signal my uncle to come home.
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134. The spirits inform him.
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135. So, you were serious about the flags
and the smoke?
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136. - Uncle.
- Huh?
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137. Listen,
I walked in on her changing earlier.
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138. And, ooh, I feel bad.
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139. - Please erase the memory.
- What!
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140. Oh, okay. I'll do it quick.
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141. Spirits of memory, deliver unto oblivion—
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142. Please, stop!
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143. Don't get your memories erased, idiot.
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144. I really don't mind that you saw me.
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145. Fujimiya.
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146. - Thank you so much.
- Just cut it out!
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147. You haven't changed.
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148. You're still such a kind person.
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149. Will you stop it?
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150. Just don't try to make this
a heartwarming episode.
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151. - Fujimiya…
- New coffee beans?
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152. - …trying to spare my feelings.
- You guys want coffee?
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153. - Oh, that Fujimiya.
- I'm just gonna show you again!
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154. She's still
the same lovely person I remember.
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155. - I'm really happy to see her again.
- Listen to me, idiot!
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156. And I'm really happy
I get to be her friend.
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157. Yup, her really good friend.
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158. HOROHORO PEACH 3% ALCOHOL
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159. - Uh, uh-uh.
- Huh?
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160. - Uh.
- Fujimiya, you're still a minor.
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161. Actually, I turn 20 today.
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162. What? Happy birthday. Congrats.
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163. Thank you very much.
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164. You left when you were what,
17, right? So, you're 34?
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165. - So thirtyish?
- Huh?
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166. Huh?
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167. Yeah, I missed my birthday so I'm 35.
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168. - Oh, I see.
- So, fortyish.
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169. Huh?
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170. "Thirtyish" and "fortyish" both
became popular slangs pretty recently.
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171. Well, dang it!
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172. I would've planned something if I knew.
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173. Oh, no. There's really no need
for you to do that.
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174. Then allow me to gift you
my favorite motto.
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175. - "A crisis is…
- Huh?
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176. …an opportunity!"
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177. Just when you think you're done for,
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178. and you feel the negative energy
flowing toward you,
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179. don't worry, you can turn things around
by changing that energy's direction.
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180. That's why it's important
to fight like hell until the bitter end.
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181. No matter how tough it is, you'll do it.
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182. That's the long version, I hope you both
lock it away in your hearts.
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183. That's a very interesting motto.
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184. Thank you for sharing.
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185. "A crisis is an opportunity."
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186. Oh, man. You feel the weight of it
when a famous YouTuber says it, huh?
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187. Are you poking fun at me?
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188. - You scamp.
- Oh.
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189. But this is so cool,
you can both drink alcohol now.
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190. Icuras elran.
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191. This was the first time
I ever drank.
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192. I had just turned 20, I think.
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193. - This is 20?
- This is 20?
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194. Oh, yeah. All the other footage
has been from before this,
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195. so I was a teen at the time.
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196. Teen?
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197. Look at how young I am,
I've gotten so old.
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198. - Uh. Yeah, man.
- You sure have.
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199. He looks the same!
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200. I can't tell the difference.
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201. - It's the tsundere girl!
- Oh.
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202. She was there too?
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203. I guess I remember meeting her
the next morning.
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204. Hold on!
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205. Isn't this that really pretty woman
that your uncle pretended to be?
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206. That's her. She's my uncle's stalker.
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207. - You've gotta be kidding me.
- Yeah, for some reason it's actually true.
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208. - Hmm? Are you talking about Land Stalker?
- Be quiet, Uncle.
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209. Look at you.
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210. There are plenty of seat—
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211. What was all that the other day?
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212. You put up the barrier again in Luvaldram.
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213. Where did you learn how to do that?
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214. Here, try this.
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215. Hmm.
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216. That tastes pretty good.
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217. I can get you more,
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218. if you don't tell anyone
that I, uh, broke the barrier.
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219. - Huh?
- I would be very grateful.
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220. Huh?
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221. Hey,
why are you so strong, orc face?
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222. It's because I've worked really hard
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223. and practiced magic all by myself.
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224. I'm not asking about that.
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225. When I met you, three years ago…
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226. You killed the legendary venom dragon,
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227. without any training, clearly.
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228. That was the legendary venom dragon?
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229. Yes, idiot!
That was the legendary venom dragon.
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230. - Oh.
- You see?
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231. How did you take it on
without even knowing that?
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232. It should've killed you.
Idiot, orc face. It—
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233. What should I have done?
I just wanted to save you.
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234. You—
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235. You're not kidnapping all the other girls
you've been saving, are you?
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236. Uh-huh. There was a girl when I killed
the legendary blaze dragon.
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237. The blaze dragon?
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238. The god-freezing sword?
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239. The Ice clan entrusted you,
of all people, with it?
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240. - No. I actually didn't need the sword.
- No way!
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241. The legendary blaze dragon
is covered by inferno dragon scales,
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242. so its scales can only be penetrated
using ice.
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243. There's other ways.
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244. I used fire.
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245. While you're attacking it with fire,
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246. you can deal physical damage
with your sword.
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247. Huh? How did you…
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248. I thought up creative tactics.
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249. You don't believe me?
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250. Here's some bottled inferno fire I took.
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251. You know, the dragon will be reborn
if you open that up.
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252. For real?
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253. But you can just beat it again.
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254. You're the great, fearless, orc face.
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255. You're wrong there.
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256. The reason you can't win
is because you've decided it's impossible.
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257. Huh? What'd you say?
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258. Crisis is opportunity.
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259. Huh?
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260. It's my favorite motto.
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261. Any dangerous situation can be turned
on its head with just a little change.
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262. That's why it's important to keep at it,
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263. without giving up,
no matter what the odds are.
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264. That's pretty profound.
Where's that motto from?
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265. Puyo Puyo's strategy guide.
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266. Uh?
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267. In Puyo-Puyo,
even when the screen is mostly covered,
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268. if you think and bide your time
until the very end,
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269. it's an opportunity to pull off…
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270. Of course he learnt this
from a video game strategy guide.
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271. - Let me explain.
- I should've known.
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272. This makes me wanna fire it up.
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273. You wanna play Puyo Puyo on the Saturn?
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274. Yeah, all right. You're gonna be bored.
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275. And he's already lost interest.
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276. Hey, do you have plans?
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277. I booked a room at the inn. Wanna come?
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278. What?
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279. You think I'm just gonna go
straight to your room with you?
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280. Finally showing your orc—
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281. Let go of me.
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282. Why are—
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283. - Let's go.
- Oh.
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284. Uh, wait, that wasn't—
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285. - I can't.
- Is he?
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286. Does he get super horny when he drinks?
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287. Hey, you sure you don't wanna play?
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288. No, we're fine.
Play something single player. Hey, here.
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289. Look!
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290. Burning Rangers.
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291. Without a SEGA 3D controller?
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292. Argh.
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293. Nicely done.
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294. Hey.
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295. Stop it. You're leaning against me.
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296. I wanna thank you.
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297. I'm glad you were here tonight
to help me through a hard time.
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298. Huh?
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299. You've been having a hard time?
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300. Yeah, pretty bad.
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301. But I had you with me.
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302. It's the second floor.
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303. Okay.
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304. You really think that
I've helped you that much?
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305. This is it.
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306. And the key…
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307. You're such a mess. Well, fine.
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308. I guess I'll just have to be here
to support your stupid orc face forever.
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309. No. This is far enough actually.
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310. Thanks so much!
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311. I could barely make it,
I was so drunk, you know?
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312. Thanks for bringing me home.
Now you have a good night, okay.
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313. Takafumi,
it's too hard without the controller.
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314. Oh, I went to bed?
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315. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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316. Let me skip to morning. Here.
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317. - God, my head hurts.
- Orc face?
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318. - Sleepyhead, what are we gonna do today?
- Oh. Why are you even here?
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319. I was gonna head out
to beat the death trap labyrinth.
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320. - She— She's really persistent. Huh?
- Look, she's been crying.
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321. Yeah, it's not that interesting.
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322. - Fujimiya?
- No way in hell I'm watching this sober.
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323. I get it. Argh!
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324. Go on you! Get to chugging.
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325. HEALING LEMON SOUR ALCOHOL 5%
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326. Wait, I thought you couldn't drink.
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327. Yeah, man.
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328. It's nothing.
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329. Oh crap! I'm gonna puke.
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330. - Time to go.
- No, no. You are staying to clean this up.
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331. Oh, all right. I can take you home then.
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332. No, really, that's okay.
It's not that far!
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333. Wind spirits.
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334. Huh?
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335. I'm so dizzy.
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336. I mean it's hard to fly
without the 3D controller.
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337. Takafumi!
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338. He doesn't know the difference
between real life and a video game.
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339. Uncle!
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340. I should've known.
Uncle can't hold his liquor.
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341. I am never giving him a drink again!
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342. No more drunk flying!
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343. Stop that! Uncle!
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344. Are you okay?
This is why I told you not to come.
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345. Hold on! It's poison.
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346. - It's fine.
- I will suck it out.
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347. Ah. Mmm.
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348. Can you breathe okay?
We need to take your armor off!
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349. Huh?
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350. Wait.
You can keep the bottoms on here, okay?
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351. How are you feeling? Does it hurt?
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352. What can I do for you right now?
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353. Can I get some privacy here?
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354. You fool! I won't leave you
in a weakened state.
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355. What is it?
Is your clothing too tight, huh? Huh?
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356. Orc face…
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357. - Hold on.
- All right.
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358. I'm sorry.
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359. Sorry for what?
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360. It's more of an aphrodisiac than a poison.
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361. - Don't you think?
- But it's actually real.
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362. Oh, Uncle. Your screen thingy went out.
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363. Oh.
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364. Yeah, I can't read the memory
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365. while the Elf
has that head ornament equipped.
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366. I can't believe she went so far
to hide the antidote from me.
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367. I knew she was stingy.
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368. Now you know how scary poison can be.
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369. Even that strong Elf almost died—
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370. Huh?
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371. You wouldn't happen to have
any of that poison for Takafumi, would ya?
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372. What the hell?
Why would you want that?
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