1. A NETFLIX SERIES
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2. This is where that suspicious man lives.
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3. I have to protect Fujimii!
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4. Um, Takaoka, Takaoka…
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5. - Damn. No nameplate.
- Hello.
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6. So, you've come to hang out as well?
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7. Huh? No, I…
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8. What are you doing?
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9. Um, please help me.
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10. Takafumi! Hello there!
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11. Hey. Thanks for coming by.
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12. Yeah, let's head upstairs.
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13. I saw this real nice-looking female
the other day.
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14. I took a video and put it online.
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15. - Whoa, that is a cute female.
- Yeah.
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16. But I think the video
is lacking something.
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17. Yeah, right.
It needs a male in it.
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18. Fujimii!
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19. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
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20. GET HOME
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21. SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD
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22. Thanks for inviting me over!
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23. Of course, get in here.
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24. Huh?
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25. Sawa, you're here?
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26. Please just run. I'll handle them.
You go. Save yourself!
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27. - What's going on?
- Those guys—
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28. They actually call women "females"!
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29. I've only ever heard people do that
in those lame comic books!
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30. You read nasty stuff, Sawa.
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31. Is your uncle not here?
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32. He's out right now.
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33. Hmm?
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34. Fish heads?
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35. It's like a festival of the dead offering.
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36. Don't you usually offer vegetables?
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37. Hey. Your uncle is not gonna fly in
through the window, right?
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38. Don't worry. I'll go put up the flag.
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39. The spirits should tell him.
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40. Spirits? Flag?
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41. If she finds out,
it's icuras cuora for her.
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42. I know. If she gets icuras cuora,
it might affect her personality.
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43. - It's time to run, Fujimii.
- Huh?
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44. - Sawa!
- Cults are always, always bad!
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45. Hey. Wait.
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46. Oh, Uncle!
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47. I don't mean any disrespect
to your believers, sir,
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48. but leave Fujimiya out of this!
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49. My believers?
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50. I guess you saw the comments on my videos.
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51. They're all lies, I promise.
It's all totally safe.
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52. SEGA is not actually like that at all.
For real!
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53. He's talking just like my aunt
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54. who got mixed up
in that multi-level marketing scheme.
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55. YouTuber?
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56. Your videos aren't coming up at all!
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57. Oh, my God.
I thought he was a cult leader.
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58. Takafumi's uncle is a little out there,
but he's no cult leader.
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59. Then, why are you always hanging out here?
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60. Well, you know, I, uh…
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61. "Here comes uncle! Unclebunga!"
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62. That'll catch on for sure!
You should use it. Do it!
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63. Okay.
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64. - That's a great catchphrase.
- Yeah.
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65. But maybe not for someone who's 35.
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66. I see now.
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67. - Hey, Fujimii.
- Hmm?
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68. You know, I could go for some coffee,
right now.
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69. Oh, I'll make you some.
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70. So, she's into Takafumi then.
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71. Does he feel the same?
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72. - Takafumi!
- Huh?
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73. Hey! Wanna see pics of me and Fujimii
on vacation?
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74. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Wow, he really took the bait.
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75. Hey, that's a little bit close!
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76. Uh, let's sit down for it, shall we?
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77. All right.
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78. If he stares at her breasts,
I'll know he's a little creepo.
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79. Oh, my God!
He's shamelessly zooming in on them.
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80. - Who's this guy?
- Huh? I don't know.
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81. A waiter?
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82. Oh, I see.
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83. Then, how about this picture?
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84. Huh? Me? Why?
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85. Then, who's this guy?
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86. What? How did you even see him?
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87. So, you've known Fujimii
since grade school.
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88. Then tell me,
what was she like back in the day?
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89. She was a little cooler.
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90. I mean, she hasn't changed all that much.
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91. Really?
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92. I suppose,
she was kind of like Chiaki now.
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93. Aw, that really cute
little brother of hers?
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94. It's been years
since I saw that sweet boy.
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95. - He's right there.
- Huh?
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96. Hey. How about you and me
collaborate on a video together, Sawa.
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97. Don't worry.
I won't even post it to the Internet.
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98. You're filming?
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99. - Hey, what's the big deal, Sumi-nee?
- What?
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100. Hmm.
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101. Hmm?
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102. Fujimii, what are you doing?
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103. What's the deal?
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104. So, it's not that
he isn't interested in girls.
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105. Look,
that's a picture of me right there!
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106. Are you okay?
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107. You were just talking about Fujimiya
when she was a kid, right.
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108. - So, did you meet her in high school?
- Oh. Uh, yes.
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109. Icuras elran.
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110. This was Fujimiya in grade school.
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111. Huh? What's that?
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112. Whoa, that's so cool.
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113. Uncle! Uncle!
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114. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
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115. Spirits of memory,
deliver them unto oblivion.
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116. - Chiaki, Sawa. Run away!
- Huh? What?
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117. Sumi-nee, what was that cool thing?
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118. I don't know. Sony-something, something!
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119. But Sony doesn't make anything like that!
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120. Stop asking questions!
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121. Uncle,
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122. you do not erase my friends memories.
You got that?
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123. I'm sorry.
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124. Uh, speaking of which,
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125. I remember being scolded for doing that
in the other world.
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126. Oh, yeah? When was that?
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127. It was, uh, at those hot springs.
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128. - Huh?
- Hot springs?
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129. The ones you were heading to
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130. with the elf
after she turned you back into a human.
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131. - Yeah.
- Well,
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132. what are the hot springs like over there?
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133. Is there, like, you know, fan service?
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134. Let me ask 'em.
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135. Yes. Hello.
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136. Yeah. There are no nip slips.
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137. The memory spirit
always uses camera angles
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138. for the best viewing experience.
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139. But, they're mindful of people's privacy
when they're in the bathroom.
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140. You know, that's sorta impressive.
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141. That's actually really considerate
of them.
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142. Icuras elran.
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143. Where's the elf?
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144. She's in the women's bath.
So, no video for that.
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145. How long is this?
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146. It was my first bath in a month.
I was enjoying it.
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147. - I took 20 minutes.
- Fast forward!
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148. Okay. Twenty minutes.
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149. - Yukata?
- But why?
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150. - Oh, yeah. I forgot.
- What took you so long, orc face?
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151. - Why were we wearing those?
- You're a slowpoke.
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152. - You skipped the good part.
- Just do something.
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153. THRUST DOWN - TWIST
OPEN - CLOSE - SHRED
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154. What was that?
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155. I use storage magic
to take off and put on my armor.
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156. It's an ancient Elga Royalty secret.
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157. Royalty, huh?
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158. So, now that you know,
you're gonna treat me better?
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159. You know, I happen to like Valgar
in Guardian Heroes,
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160. because his Graviton Thunder attack
has a really cool animation.
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161. Not because he's royalty.
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162. And it's the same with you.
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163. Hmm.
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164. How far away are these hot springs?
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165. We're close.
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166. Told you. Here we are.
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167. PURGATORY SPRINGS
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168. Japanese? A traditional inn? Here?
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169. You can read Nihon Bahamalese?
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170. You really are from another dimension.
Like Mabel said.
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171. Nihon Bahamal.
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172. The person who built this inn,
portaled from Nihon Bahamal 20 years ago.
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173. What?
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174. There were more people
brought into the other world like Uncle?
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175. Are they still here?
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176. No. He said his name was Shojiro Murayama.
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177. He was only in Granbahamal
for a total of ten days.
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178. Murayama?
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179. He died here at 88.
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180. I see.
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181. "Purgatory Hot Springs."
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182. You really can read Nihon Bahamal.
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183. What does "purgatory" mean?
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184. It's a place
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185. where your soul is purified
before going to the afterlife.
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186. He must've believed that that's why
he was brought here back then.
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187. Whoa, I'm impressed you knew all of that.
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188. Yeah, it's really cool.
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189. Well,
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190. a lot of the super-moves in the '90s
used difficult Kanji characters.
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191. I learned these ones
from GA's Purgatory Scorch move.
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192. GA's Purgatory Scorch move?
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193. New customers?
Well, come on in, please.
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194. My name's Grant, and I'm the manager
of Purgatory Hot Springs.
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195. You both seem to know a lot
about my predecessor.
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196. I guess that's true.
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197. We've all heard stories
about Shojiro before.
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198. But I've also heard it's impossible
for him to have built this place
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199. in just ten days.
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200. Oh, really?
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201. Others say that he may have brought
the inn with him from Nihon Bahamal.
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202. That's not the case.
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203. When a visitor dies,
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204. everything they brought with them
disappears.
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205. When my predecessor passed,
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206. their body and clothes disappeared
right in front of me.
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207. - Whoa!
- Sick! New info!
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208. That's what the records of the knight
of the god freezing sword says as well.
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209. I'm told visitors from the other realm
each receive a unique power from God.
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210. My predecessor gained control over
natural materials.
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211. He used that ability
and his carpenter skills
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212. - to build this inn.
- Huh?
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213. What are you— Ah!
You're sorting your items?
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214. They're discussing something important!
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215. SHOULD'VE KEPT YOUR MOUTHS SHUT
AND OBEYED
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216. Ugh. A lot of action games
have long scenes
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217. that they won't always
let you skip through.
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218. I'm just in the habit of multi-tasking,
so I don't waste my time.
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219. So, get off my back!
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220. Yeah, but that's in video games.
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221. This seems like it was really important.
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222. Orc face, let's go.
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223. So it's just you and your family
running this place?
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224. I assure you, we do amazing work.
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225. Was Mr. Murayama treated this way too?
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226. By the way, Uncle,
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227. you seem pretty casual with your elders
in the other world compared to here.
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228. Oh, that's true.
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229. You're always very polite to people here.
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230. Being polite is easy,
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231. when you're acknowledged as a human being.
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232. That's totally fair.
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233. He did get sold for three copper coins.
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234. The cost for you two
will be 400,000 copper coins.
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235. 400,000? What a scam!
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236. It equals out to 40,000 Japanese yen.
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237. It's really not that crazy.
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238. Oh. I see.
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239. Hmm? So, that means
you were sold for how much, then?
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240. Three tenths yen.
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241. Not even a full yen.
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242. Oh, right. Here we go.
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243. That bath felt amazing—
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244. Fast forward!
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245. I'm impressed
you know how to wear a Yukata.
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246. I know.
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247. There's a guide
in this 400-year-old biography
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248. of the knight of the god freezing sword.
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249. Whoa. It's so cool you have that.
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250. It's called a kimono, right?
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251. It's kinda breezy in this.
I feel a little exposed.
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252. Oh. Hello.
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253. I see. Then my room must be, uh—
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254. It's right here. We're sharing a room.
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255. But why?
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256. Because it was the only room
that they had left at the inn.
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257. Really?
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258. It's true.
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259. But, we're the only ones here.
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260. It's called a Hanare.
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261. And the point is that you won't have to
run into other guests staying here.
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262. I— I don't wanna share either,
but it looks like we don't have a choice?
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263. Oh. No, it's okay. Don't worry.
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264. There's only one other group
of guests today,
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265. so I can prepare another room for the orc…
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266. …if he insists on it.
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267. - I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
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268. Let's go inside.
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269. Poor girl.
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270. She doesn't even care
how she acts anymore.
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271. Wow!
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272. Mattresses right on the floor.
It's so rustic.
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273. Ah! Bamboo floors. What a unique smell.
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274. It must be so nostalgic. So, is it?
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275. Nope. My room back home
had wood flooring and a tall bed.
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276. Night.
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277. What the heck is this space?
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278. I don't know. I have no idea.
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279. - What is that? Storage closet?
- What a total waste of a room!
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280. I'll just sleep in here.
You can have the room. Good night.
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281. That's it? I looked for him for a month.
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282. Stupid orc.
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283. Are you tired?
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284. What the—
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285. I can feel the tension in your legs.
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286. Yeah, because I was looking for you.
What about it?
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287. I think I'd better give you a massage.
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288. I am grateful for you, you know.
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289. If it wasn't for you
and your sweet, warm heart,
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290. I'd have been a dragon forever.
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291. Stop it! Please stop it! Stop it!
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292. It hurts. For real.
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293. - Hey!
- That really hurts a lot!
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294. Stop squirming.
Pressure point pain means exhaustion.
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295. This is my fault.
So let me loosen them up.
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296. - Ready?
- Stop. Stop!
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297. It feels good.
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298. I said it feels good. Stop!
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299. I said to cut it out,
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300. you stupid orc face. How does it feel?
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301. - Huh?
- No, look. What are you doing?
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302. I'm— trying to help you.
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303. Stop it!
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304. Stop it, please!
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305. Get off. You're too heavy.
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306. Orc face. What?
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307. Stop!
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308. - Hmm?
- This is, uh, getting a little awkward.
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309. - Why? There's nothing awkward about it.
- Yeah, but—
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310. - Hear me now, O great spirits of memory.
- Hmm?
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311. There are only adults present.
There's no need for any censorship.
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312. Please don't fade to black
or blur anything.
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313. Fujimiya.
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314. Okay, I'm unpausing.
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315. Regsuuld stagga.
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316. Huh?
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317. Stagga magna.
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318. What the hell are you guys doing here?
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319. It was Alicia.
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320. It was her idea to spy on you, you know.
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321. Hey, hey! Hold on.
I just said I was curious about him.
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322. The hero party!
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323. How is it that they're
the only other guests
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324. in this entire place?
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325. Kuroki, I'm sorry.
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326. Kuroki, eh?
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327. I'm so sorry!
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328. I was just curious
what the relationship was between you two.
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329. What does it look like to you?
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330. Well, I think…
…you two are together.
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331. What?
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332. That's how it looks to you? Really?
I don't know.
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333. If you really think that, that's so—
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334. - So easy.
- Lucky she's such a simp.
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335. You're the hero?
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336. Who's a cutie? Huh?
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337. Here's your cut
for defeating the hedgehog.
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338. All right.
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339. You can count it, if you want.
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340. - Nah.
- Just do it!
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341. It's nice you're so trusting of strangers,
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342. but that naivety, well—
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343. I'm not trusting any strangers. It's you.
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344. Hmm?
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345. We're friends, aren't we?
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346. Edgar. That— that was so cool!
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347. Come on. Shut up, you mad Berserker.
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348. Wait. So you two are really…
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349. Hmm?
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350. Well, hero.
To make a long story short,
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351. Orc face was the one
to put this ring on my finger.
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352. - Well, hold on!
- She left a lot out of that story!
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353. Can I ask you something?
He hasn't, uh, given you a ring, has he?
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354. What? Of course, he hasn't given me one.
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355. That's impossible.
Kuroki could never see me in that way.
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356. - Hey! You two.
- Hmm?
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357. You're both old acquaintances
of our honorable hero here, right?
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358. Hmm?
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359. Yeah, I guess.
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360. So, have you two decided which one of you
is going to win over her affections, yet?
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361. Please stop! Don't!
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362. Are you going to decide
by performing some kind of duel, or what?
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363. Wait!
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364. Don't answer that!
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365. - Nope.
- We can date whoever we want to.
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366. You don't have to act so repulsed
by the idea.
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367. Is that all childhood friends are?
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368. Anyway, what are you three doing
way out here in the mountains?
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369. We're here for training.
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370. The Dark Labyrinth made it clear
how underpowered we all are.
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371. The Dark Labyrinth?
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372. That's right.
We found this in there.
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373. A Wand of Salvation!
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374. According to legend,
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375. the handle was supposed to be as black
as a moon-less night.
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376. I painted it. Isn't it so cute.
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377. That was made with ancient magic.
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378. That knowledge is lost.
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379. They can't make them anymore.
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380. So, what kind of training are you doing?
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381. We're working on special moves.
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382. You spell casters fight
with the power of spirits and deities.
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383. While fighters like us
need to hone our physical prowess
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384. and refine our special moves.
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385. Like ultimate moves?
Will you show them to me?
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386. I don't know about that.
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387. Come on. Please!
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388. What are you talking about?
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389. Oh.
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390. Icuras elran.
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391. That's Kuroki's stupid spell again.
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392. Whoa! That's cool!
This is just like an arcade fighting game!
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393. Hmm? What's this?
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394. Hey! That scabbard!
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395. We found it on the ground,
so we used it to hang up our laundry.
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396. There wasn't a sword in it.
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397. Humans are so—
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398. Where was this place?
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399. Top of the northern mountain.
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400. Wait! You're going right now?
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401. It's pretty far.
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402. - Hey, hero.
- Huh?
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403. Try not to get kidnapped.
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404. What?
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405. Hold on. Why did she run off like that?
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406. Well, because they found
an ancient artifact.
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407. An ancient artifact?
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408. A weapon with ancient magic.
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409. The elf liked old civilizations,
so she collected them.
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410. Oh.
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411. Hey! Kuroki,
maybe she shouldn't go alone.
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412. Don't worry. She'll be fine.
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413. So anyway, is this inn safe from monsters?
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414. The place was built with divine powers.
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415. You'd have to go and invite them in.
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416. Do you smell burning?
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