1. A Netflix Series
Copy !req
2. PEDESTRIANS AND BICYCLES ONLY
Copy !req
3. It was the fall of 2017.
Copy !req
4. NURSE STATION
PATIENT ROOMS
Copy !req
5. My uncle was hit by a truck
when he was only 17.
Copy !req
6. And since then,
had been in a coma for 17 years.
Copy !req
7. Until he woke up.
Copy !req
8. Irellars Granbahamal tona galtoeba rilex.
Copy !req
9. And he lost his mind.
Copy !req
10. Yeah. I don't understand.
Copy !req
11. Japanese?
Copy !req
12. Oh, my bad!
Copy !req
13. I was in Granbahamal,
Copy !req
14. a fantasy world where they speak
a whole different language.
Copy !req
15. Good morning.
Copy !req
16. Zalbe madira kolstonam kolstonam.
Copy !req
17. Let's take your temperature.
Copy !req
18. Del storba tona rabelt gal.
Copy !req
19. All right. I'll check on you later.
Copy !req
20. You're Takafumi, my sister's kid.
Copy !req
21. But where is… everyone else?
Copy !req
22. Well, our family had a huge falling out
because of you.
Copy !req
23. What to do with you
while you were in a coma…
Copy !req
24. And let me tell you, it wasn't cheap.
Copy !req
25. My mom said she didn't want to see you.
Copy !req
26. MY FAMILY FELL APART
DUE TO FIGHTING OVER ME
Copy !req
27. Icuras cuora.
Copy !req
28. - Okay.
- Huh?
Copy !req
29. I'll prove Granbahamal is real.
Copy !req
30. Uh, you really don't—
Copy !req
31. War-grent seld.
Copy !req
32. SPRING WATER
Copy !req
33. Okay.
Copy !req
34. War-grent magna!
Copy !req
35. War-grent rald!
Copy !req
36. - This is just sad.
- War-grent neld!
Copy !req
37. War-grent gad! War-grent pad!
Copy !req
38. - Hey, Uncle?
- War-grent larch!
Copy !req
39. Money has been a little tight lately.
Copy !req
40. So I brought some documents
for you to sign.
Copy !req
41. And after that, they're going
to send you somewhere
Copy !req
42. - to help you get back on your feet.
- Wind, carry!
Copy !req
43. - What the hell?
- Wind, return it.
Copy !req
44. Of course, it's Japanese here.
Copy !req
45. It's all real.
Copy !req
46. Hold on, now. Did you just say
you were sending me away somewhere?
Copy !req
47. - Nope, I didn't.
- You sure?
Copy !req
48. - Yeah, yeah. So, what was that?
- Mmm. It's magic.
Copy !req
49. Fire.
Copy !req
50. Whoa. Awesome. Wait.
How are you doing that?
Copy !req
51. Ah, it's nothing.
Copy !req
52. I wanna know if SEGA won the Console Wars.
Copy !req
53. Huh?
Copy !req
54. SEGA? Now?
Copy !req
55. Well, these days, Sony and Nintendo
are the biggest console makers.
Copy !req
56. Huh? No SEGA?
Copy !req
57. - Is this important?
- SEGA.
Copy !req
58. Well, they, uh, stopped making consoles.
Copy !req
59. Icuras cuora.
Copy !req
60. Hey, Uncle. What does "icuras cuora" mean?
Copy !req
61. Oh. It's a memory erasing spell.
Copy !req
62. So I can forget sad things.
Copy !req
63. SEGA was that important?
Copy !req
64. There were a lot of sad times
in Granbahamal.
Copy !req
65. Wanna see?
Copy !req
66. Uh, yeah.
Copy !req
67. Oh, God, no.
Copy !req
68. Make me forget.
Copy !req
69. It's sad, right?
Copy !req
70. Spirits of memory,
deliver unto oblivion.
Copy !req
71. I guess SEGA meant a lot to him.
Copy !req
72. A week later,
Copy !req
73. my uncle was discharged.
Copy !req
74. So we decided to find a way
to make some money off his powers.
Copy !req
75. ANOTHER WORLD - LIGHTSABER
Copy !req
76. We started by uploading videos to YouTube.
Copy !req
77. But we only earned
about 60,000 yen in ad revenue.
Copy !req
78. YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
Copy !req
79. GET HOME
Copy !req
80. SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD
Copy !req
81. I've been meaning to ask you,
why do you have such a big place?
Copy !req
82. Uh, I was living with someone,
but it got complicated.
Copy !req
83. Like, with a lover?
Copy !req
84. - Not like that.
- Okay.
Copy !req
85. Listen, they were just a roommate. Get it?
Copy !req
86. - Nah.
- Huh?
Copy !req
87. HISTORY OF ROOM SHARE
Copy !req
88. Roommates
weren't a thing back then?
Copy !req
89. Whoa. You looked that up really fast.
Copy !req
90. What a tiny computer.
Copy !req
91. Yeah. Huh?
Copy !req
92. That is so weird.
Copy !req
93. You finding a friend
to live with you here.
Copy !req
94. Uncle? So, tell me, what were people like
in the other world?
Copy !req
95. What about your friends?
Copy !req
96. Uh. I flew solo pretty much
the entire time I was there.
Copy !req
97. Ugh.
Copy !req
98. I see.
Copy !req
99. All the people
in the other world were really hot.
Copy !req
100. You'd trip over beautiful people.
Copy !req
101. Oh, really?
Copy !req
102. I must have been hideous.
Copy !req
103. They hunted me down like I was an orc.
Copy !req
104. Uncle, hold on.
Copy !req
105. - And they would—
- Stop!
Copy !req
106. I'm just trying to wash the dishes
right now, man.
Copy !req
107. Ah, it wasn't like that every day.
Copy !req
108. But there was one girl
who was really aggressive—
Copy !req
109. Tell me this later!
Copy !req
110. She would show up every day
to harass me to my face.
Copy !req
111. No matter what I did to prove myself,
she would treat me like garbage.
Copy !req
112. That's awful.
Copy !req
113. Even in a fantasy world,
that stuff happens.
Copy !req
114. When we first met, I saved her from
a monster and she didn't even thank me.
Copy !req
115. Oh, what was her problem?
Copy !req
116. Right?
Copy !req
117. She was like,
Copy !req
118. "Nobody asked
for your help. Don't touch me!"
Copy !req
119. Then I said, "I didn't save you just
to hit on you.
Copy !req
120. How stuck up are you?"
Then she's all like,
Copy !req
121. "I'm the only one
who can even stand
Copy !req
122. to be around your orc face
without puking, you four-eyed jerk!"
Copy !req
123. She was just
really mean to me every day, all right?
Copy !req
124. I ditched her in a city and then ran off.
Copy !req
125. Don't touch me!
Copy !req
126. I don't need your help.
Copy !req
127. I'm the only one who can stand your
orc face without puking, four-eyed jerk.
Copy !req
128. The tsundere archetype
wasn't established until 2004.
Copy !req
129. Four years after my uncle was in a coma.
Copy !req
130. What happened to her?
Copy !req
131. Huh? I don't know.
Copy !req
132. If I'm being honest, things weren't
that great for me in the other world.
Copy !req
133. But, coming back here,
Copy !req
134. the Internet, fiber lines, "wii-fii"…
Copy !req
135. It's all great!
Copy !req
136. And people around the world love my—
Videos?
Copy !req
137. Huh?
Copy !req
138. EVEN A 5TH GRADER LIKE ME
CAN TELL HOW FAKE THIS IS.
Copy !req
139. SUCH AMATEUR EDITING.
IS IT A BAD JOKE?
Copy !req
140. Hmm?
Copy !req
141. It was then that my uncle fell…
Copy !req
142. LOLOL -
RED FACE UNCLE
Copy !req
143. into a new fantasy world,
known as the Internet.
Copy !req
144. Huh? How does he know my face is red?
Copy !req
145. - Am I on camera?
- It's Internet slang.
Copy !req
146. And I'm never writing my own comments!
Copy !req
147. Hey, don't worry. It's just a joke.
Copy !req
148. Hey, why are they writing a bunch of W's?
Huh?
Copy !req
149. He still needs to learn about trolls.
Copy !req
150. MEMORY INTO OBLIVION - THANKS
Copy !req
151. USED - GOOD
Copy !req
152. I want this phone.
Copy !req
153. It doesn't flip, it spins!
Copy !req
154. But it's 2G.
Copy !req
155. Huh? So I buy it
through this online auction, right?
Copy !req
156. The problem is, it uses an old network,
Copy !req
157. so I don't think
you could even make calls.
Copy !req
158. But it spins.
Copy !req
159. Yeah, but how would you get in touch
with your old friends?
Copy !req
160. Takafumi, do you think a man
Copy !req
161. who committed himself to SEGA
truly deserves to live a full life?
Copy !req
162. PERSONAL OPINION
Copy !req
163. Why is he letting a game system
dictate his life so much?
Copy !req
164. Well, this one
looks like the cheapest price.
Copy !req
165. You already looked it up?
Copy !req
166. Man, those little smartphones
are really fast.
Copy !req
167. You could always learn to use one.
Copy !req
168. Touching, swiping, pinching…
Copy !req
169. I'd prefer to have
a bunch of buttons to push.
Copy !req
170. - I guess.
- They don't make new versions
Copy !req
171. of the cool phones that slide open
or spin anymore, do they?
Copy !req
172. It's innovation.
Everything is touch screens.
Copy !req
173. A lot happens in 17 years.
Copy !req
174. You know, I did some technical innovations
of my own in the other world.
Copy !req
175. Oh, yeah?
Copy !req
176. Hmm. I made a pot that overflowed
with water to stop a village's drought.
Copy !req
177. Whoa! How?
Copy !req
178. I used two spells—
Copy !req
179. It'll just be easier
to show you how I did it.
Copy !req
180. Icuras elran.
Copy !req
181. Oh. Whoa.
Copy !req
182. Is this one of your memories?
Copy !req
183. There are these spell-cards,
charged with magic.
Copy !req
184. With a lot of work, I managed to reverse
the electrolysis process to create water.
Copy !req
185. You beat modern science!
Copy !req
186. Wow. You must have blown all their minds!
Copy !req
187. I mean, I bet all those villagers
were cheering your name.
Copy !req
188. Nah.
Copy !req
189. They tried to hang me.
Copy !req
190. They destroyed the pot.
Copy !req
191. I guess what I did was sacrilegious.
Copy !req
192. Stop!
Copy !req
193. Someone rescued you.
Copy !req
194. It was that awful woman.
Copy !req
195. What? That's her?
Copy !req
196. Yes, I know he has an evil face.
Copy !req
197. It's like an orc's.
Copy !req
198. I understand why you wouldn't trust him,
but I promise—
Copy !req
199. War-grent grakka.
Copy !req
200. Ugh. Good grief.
Copy !req
201. And that's pretty much it.
Copy !req
202. I get it.
Copy !req
203. First-person view
is hard to follow.
Copy !req
204. Hey, what's that?
Copy !req
205. Hmm. I can swipe here
to rotate the camera around.
Copy !req
206. - Yep, there we are.
- You can do that?
Copy !req
207. - Pinch in to zoom out.
- Whoa.
Copy !req
208. You weren't kidding.
You were being hunted.
Copy !req
209. Oh. Can we see, uh,
what happened to that girl?
Copy !req
210. Yeah. I'll pinch out to zoom in.
Copy !req
211. That coward…
Copy !req
212. He ran away?
Copy !req
213. Loser.
Copy !req
214. She saved you and she's hot?
Copy !req
215. - Yeah, I know. I'm a coward.
- What?
Copy !req
216. END OF AUCTION NOTIFICATION
Copy !req
217. My auction!
Copy !req
218. TIME LEFT
Copy !req
219. There's no time!
Copy !req
220. PLACE A BID
Copy !req
221. No, no, no!
Copy !req
222. I'm bidding!
Copy !req
223. Wait! How much is delivery?
Copy !req
224. AUCTION ENDED -
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!
Copy !req
225. CHECK YOUR TRANSACTION
Copy !req
226. BID WON - 1,600 YEN,
SHIPMENT FEE - 2,000 YEN
Copy !req
227. My God. 2,000.
Copy !req
228. Their address is on some remote island.
Copy !req
229. There's no fee if you meet them
to get the phone in person.
Copy !req
230. Huh?
Copy !req
231. Uncle!
Copy !req
232. I'll be back.
Copy !req
233. Oh.
Copy !req
234. 30 MINUTES LATER
Copy !req
235. I'm home.
Copy !req
236. Question.
Copy !req
237. Could you pick up these headphones for me?
Copy !req
238. - Where are they?
- Kumamoto.
Copy !req
239. Five minutes.
Copy !req
240. And this sofa?
Copy !req
241. Uh, that looks really heavy.
Copy !req
242. I will give you a shoulder massage.
Copy !req
243. Oh. Yeah, okay.
Copy !req
244. That's how Uncle learned to bid online
without paying shipping fees.
Copy !req
245. Thanks!
Copy !req
246. Hey, I would have gone
to pick that up for ya.
Copy !req
247. It was free. I have Amazon Prime.
Copy !req
248. Is there a box cutter?
Copy !req
249. - Here.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
250. Where did this come from?
Copy !req
251. My storage spell.
Copy !req
252. By the way, that thing can kill dragons,
so be careful.
Copy !req
253. That's so cool.
Copy !req
254. Did you bring anything else back with you?
Copy !req
255. Well, a lot.
Copy !req
256. Like a magic sword.
Copy !req
257. - Argh!
- My deposit…
Copy !req
258. - I also have precious metals.
- What?
Copy !req
259. This stone is a mermaid tear,
crystallized by magic.
Copy !req
260. And the band was carved
from rainbow coral.
Copy !req
261. In the other world,
you could buy a castle with this.
Copy !req
262. Sell them! Sell them all!
Copy !req
263. - Fifty yen.
- Huh?
Copy !req
264. I took them to a pawn shop.
Copy !req
265. And they told me 50 yen.
Copy !req
266. It's too rare.
Copy !req
267. Hmm. We're not getting
as many views as I thought.
Copy !req
268. I need a new idea.
Copy !req
269. - Uncle?
- Huh?
Copy !req
270. So, I'm guessing you had this because
you were going to give it to someone?
Copy !req
271. No. It's just a commemorative trophy.
Copy !req
272. You have to beat a pretty hard dungeon
to get one of them though.
Copy !req
273. I see.
Copy !req
274. You want to talk about love?
Copy !req
275. No. I doubt you ever had a romance
in the other world. No, thanks.
Copy !req
276. Yes, I did.
But I've been alive over 30 years.
Copy !req
277. I've gotten plenty of action.
Copy !req
278. My first love was in elementary school.
Copy !req
279. Who was she?
Copy !req
280. Sonic and Tails.
Copy !req
281. What?
Copy !req
282. I'd go to the toy store
every afternoon
Copy !req
283. to watch the video demo play.
Copy !req
284. That title screen was so cute,
I never got tired of it.
Copy !req
285. Do you have people stories?
Copy !req
286. Hmm? Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
287. There was this girl, named Kaede Nanase.
Copy !req
288. She was killed by war.
Copy !req
289. Then her brain was transferred
into an evil cyborg body.
Copy !req
290. She attacked me
after I hunted down the Seven Force.
Copy !req
291. She's the boss of level three,
and takes on five…
Copy !req
292. This man had no life outside of games.
Copy !req
293. Were— Were there any nice girls
in the other world?
Copy !req
294. - Oh, sure.
- Really?
Copy !req
295. Icuras elran.
Copy !req
296. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
297. I managed to save her
from that awful monster.
Copy !req
298. It looks more like she's sacrificing
herself to protect her brothers.
Copy !req
299. Pretty cool, right?
Copy !req
300. I think we got ambushed by goblins
or something soon after this.
Copy !req
301. - What?
- I fell off a cliff. Never saw her again.
Copy !req
302. That must have been terrible.
Copy !req
303. Huh? Those, uh— Those kids are
looking a little suspicious back there.
Copy !req
304. I should look at what attacked me.
Copy !req
305. I'm sure it was a goblin.
Copy !req
306. - Yeah?
- Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Copy !req
307. Well, whatever it was almost killed me.
And that awful woman showed up.
Copy !req
308. - Really?
- I hate to admit it, but she saved me.
Copy !req
309. But why?
Copy !req
310. Why save me?
Copy !req
311. I did you a favor.
Copy !req
312. You're in my debt.
Copy !req
313. Now you'll spend the rest of your life
trying to repay me.
Copy !req
314. The rest of my life?
Copy !req
315. Huh?
Copy !req
316. I— I didn't mean it like that.
Copy !req
317. It's not like we're going
to be together forever.
Copy !req
318. Stop it! Stay right there.
Copy !req
319. I don't have much to pay you with.
Copy !req
320. - What about this?
- Huh?
Copy !req
321. It's a cosmite ring,
one of only seven in the whole world.
Copy !req
322. Hey, stop! What are you doing?
Copy !req
323. It should fit.
Copy !req
324. Uh. Uh, w-w-wait a second.
Copy !req
325. - This is too fast.
- You don't want it?
Copy !req
326. What? Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
327. I do.
Copy !req
328. Did he just propose to her?
Is that allowed?
Copy !req
329. From her reaction, it looks like they have
the same marriage customs as us
Copy !req
330. in the other world.
Copy !req
331. At least it seems so.
Copy !req
332. Of course I did.
Copy !req
333. I even got the ring appraised for her
in the next town.
Copy !req
334. Oh, come on, Uncle!
Copy !req
335. Oh, no. Is this the town you said
you managed to lose her in?
Copy !req
336. Nah, she hung around after this.
Copy !req
337. You know, I think she wanted my money.
Copy !req
338. I put it all in the bank.
Where are you going next, huh?
Copy !req
339. What? You're resting here?
What a coincidence. So am I!
Copy !req
340. She's persistent.
Copy !req
341. Anyway, these rare items
are all shockingly easy to use.
Copy !req
342. And you could put that dagger in here too.
Copy !req
343. Uh, sure.
Copy !req
344. UNCLE!
Copy !req
345. Uncle's brand new video
broke over 2,000,000 views.
Copy !req
346. I'M ALIVE
Copy !req
347. Fall, 2017.
Copy !req
348. My life with my uncle just got
a whole lot more interesting.
Copy !req