1. The Twin Crown horse girl is now making
her presence felt at the Osaka Hai!Copy !req
2. In the second bracket, #2,
the most anticipated competitor...Copy !req
3. Tokai Teio!Copy !req
4. This feeling...Copy !req
5. Welcome back, Teio.Copy !req
6. Teio...Copy !req
7. If I race on her terms,
I don't stand a chance.Copy !req
8. I need to run so that she's
never able to catch up.Copy !req
9. Ikuno Dictus!Copy !req
10. Since your name's so long, can
we just call cheer for "Ikuno"?Copy !req
11. Wouldn't "Dictus" make more sense?Copy !req
12. Why don't we mix it up and go with Ikutus?Copy !req
13. I like that!Copy !req
14. Ikutus!Copy !req
15. Ikutus!Copy !req
16. I do not care.Copy !req
17. And McQueen shocks us all
by coming in second place!Copy !req
18. Daitaku HeliosCopy !req
19. I was able to beat Mejiro McQueen.Copy !req
20. I can beat Tokai Teio, too!Copy !req
21. You better get psyched for this, Teio!Copy !req
22. Yeah!Copy !req
23. It's been about ten months. How's it feel
to be on the turf again after so long?Copy !req
24. It feels really great!Copy !req
25. I can't wait to get started!Copy !req
26. I guess we don't need to worry, then.Copy !req
27. I'm gonna be running against
McQueen in the Tennoushou,Copy !req
28. so I can't lose in a race like this!Copy !req
29. Then, by all means, show me how you run, Teio.Copy !req
30. Yeah! I'm gonna head out, then!Copy !req
31. UmamusumeCopy !req
32. Pretty DerbyCopy !req
33. Episode 4
TM Showdown!Copy !req
34. Teio!Copy !req
35. Go!Copy !req
36. Ikuno Dictus is currently leading the pack,Copy !req
37. keeping a good distance ahead!Copy !req
38. Ikuno Dictus!Copy !req
39. What happened to the name
you just came up with?Copy !req
40. I want to get further away, but...Copy !req
41. Teio!Copy !req
42. She seems to be having a really
smooth race out there.Copy !req
43. Seriously.Copy !req
44. I don't want to lose! Just a little more!Copy !req
45. Tokai Teio is in third place and holding!
She hasn't made her move yet!Copy !req
46. Tokai Teio is biding her time!Copy !req
47. Forget about the
runners in front of her!Copy !req
48. Okay.Copy !req
49. Tokai Teio!Copy !req
50. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
51. Tokai Teio is moving up on the outside!Copy !req
52. She's entered her spurt down
the final straightaway!Copy !req
53. My legs feel so light.Copy !req
54. Yeah, I can win this!Copy !req
55. Please, stop making this look so easy!Copy !req
56. And Tokai moves into the lead with ease!Copy !req
57. She's leaving all the others behind!Copy !req
58. Go!Copy !req
59. Is she...Copy !req
60. Tokai Teio is running uncontested!Copy !req
61. The Tennoushou is shaping up
to be an incredible race!Copy !req
62. And Tokai Teio has cleared
the goal like it was nothing!Copy !req
63. She's back! Tokai Teio has truly returned!Copy !req
64. Teio-san looked like she had
plenty of effort to spare!Copy !req
65. She's not even a little tired!Copy !req
66. And she still dominated...Copy !req
67. That's totally nuts!Copy !req
68. What could be...Copy !req
69. Excuse me, but isn't she faster
than she was before her injury?Copy !req
70. Hosoe-san, this makes the Tennoushou
that much more exciting, doesn't it?Copy !req
71. She'll be going up against Mejiro McQueen,Copy !req
72. who's got a ton of momentum right now.Copy !req
73. She's...Copy !req
74. On a totally different level!Copy !req
75. UMA SPORTS
THE LEGEND OF TEIO THE UNDEFEATEDCopy !req
76. Y-You've got a point...Copy !req
77. Tokai
Teio
returns
to
the
turf
in
new
racing
gearCopy !req
78. A win overwhelming enough to frustrate all competitors!Copy !req
79. Sure seems that way.Copy !req
80. Her knees and ankles are so
remarkably flexible and springyCopy !req
81. that it gives her excessive amounts
of accelerative potential!Copy !req
82. She's not bad.Copy !req
83. She won the Osaka Hai without much trouble.Copy !req
84. TENNOUSHOU (SPRING)
MAJOR SPECULATIONCopy !req
85. TOKAI TEIOCopy !req
86. MEJIRO MCQUEENCopy !req
87. And in the Spring Tennoushou,Copy !req
88. we're looking at the undefeated Tokai TeioCopy !req
89. versus Mejiro McQueen, who will
be looking for a repeat win.Copy !req
90. A clash like this is something
anyone would be excited for.Copy !req
91. Oh, wow! There've been specials
about it all morning.Copy !req
92. Really makes you feel like
it's all about those two.Copy !req
93. Yeah!Copy !req
94. Could you please not stare?Copy !req
95. Before the Tennoushou is next
week's Satsukishou, right?Copy !req
96. The Satsukishou!Copy !req
97. There's going to be a very exciting
horse girl running in it!Copy !req
98. Who's that?Copy !req
99. Mihono Bourbon!Copy !req
100. Oh, Bourbon-san!
She's supposed to be very fast!Copy !req
101. She's going to be taking on the
Classics undefeated.Copy !req
102. Just like Tokai Teio did!Copy !req
103. It's really impressive!Copy !req
104. As class representative, I can give you
the exact advice you need, Bourbon-san!Copy !req
105. I'm 100% sure that your speed is
best suited for short distances!Copy !req
106. You'd make the perfect rival to compete
with me over who's the fastest!Copy !req
107. Why don't you join me as we dash to see
what lies beyond the limits of speed?Copy !req
108. My master's orders were to become
a Triple Crown horse girl.Copy !req
109. Your master? Who's that?
Do you work at a café?Copy !req
110. I have to turn down your suggestion.Copy !req
111. But why? Your class representative
wants to compete with you!Copy !req
112. Stats Are Good, But So Are FortunesCopy !req
113. Best ValueCopy !req
114. I've been working hard so I can enter a
big race like the Tennoushou, too, but...Copy !req
115. I just can't seem to get any attention.Copy !req
116. Is there any hope?Copy !req
117. What exactly am I lacking?Copy !req
118. I shall look into your future.Copy !req
119. Is there any hope?Copy !req
120. A partner...Copy !req
121. Yeah?Copy !req
122. The presence of a partner is a necessity!Copy !req
123. Like, someone friendly to compete against?Copy !req
124. There's some hope?Copy !req
125. I don't know where I'm supposed
to find a partner, though.Copy !req
126. I'm so done!Copy !req
127. My whole life is over!Copy !req
128. I don't even care what happens
to the world anymore!Copy !req
129. This is a can of Campbell's sucks!Copy !req
130. Wh-What's wrong?Copy !req
131. Milady...Copy !req
132. Milady's being ice cold to me!Copy !req
133. Your lady?Copy !req
134. I-I don't really follow yet, but if you're
having trouble, we can talk about it.Copy !req
135. I know, right?Copy !req
136. If I get started on her,
it's gonna take a while. Is that cool?Copy !req
137. Sure! Don't worry about it!Copy !req
138. McThanks!Copy !req
139. Mick... what now?Copy !req
140. It means "thank you." Did you not know that?Copy !req
141. N-No. Sorry...Copy !req
142. OMG...Copy !req
143. OMG?Copy !req
144. Hey, this is Beckenbesides, but do you
know what "Floridya later" means?Copy !req
145. Can we start with what "Beckenbesides" means?Copy !req
146. I dunno how I can talk about this
stuff unless you know what I mean.Copy !req
147. I'm sorry.Copy !req
148. Oh well, then...Copy !req
149. First, I'm gonna teach you how
all the cool people talk!Copy !req
150. All right, make sure to clean
up for tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
151. So do you, like, know any
kind of slang at all?Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. Now, then...Copy !req
154. Uh, I've heard "XL" before...Copy !req
155. What does "XL" mean?Copy !req
156. That didn't take long.Copy !req
157. It's not slang?Copy !req
158. Did I say you could rest?Copy !req
159. Two more laps. Get moving.Copy !req
160. R-Right!Copy !req
161. Bourbon...Copy !req
162. Sir?Copy !req
163. The Satsukishou's 200 meters longer
than the last race you ran.Copy !req
164. Yes, sir.Copy !req
165. Give me three more laps on the sloping track.Copy !req
166. As you wish, Master.Copy !req
167. It's a bit more crowded than usual, isn't it?Copy !req
168. It makes me kind of nervous!Copy !req
169. Okay, you want me to chase them off?Copy !req
170. Don't. Think of this as
training to focus,Copy !req
171. no matter what kind of
distractions there are.Copy !req
172. Are you going to be okay?Copy !req
173. I tend to do better when
I'm being watched, anyway.Copy !req
174. It won't be a problem.Copy !req
175. One other thing—Teio and
McQueen are going to beCopy !req
176. running different training
regimens from now on.Copy !req
177. You two are competing at the Tennoushou.Copy !req
178. Until that's over, you probably
shouldn't be too friendly.Copy !req
179. You'll want to work on your weaknesses,
and come up with a winning strategy.Copy !req
180. I understand.Copy !req
181. You're right.Copy !req
182. Starting today, I'm not
gonna talk to McQueen.Copy !req
183. A good idea.Copy !req
184. I guess you have to!
Since this is a serious competition!Copy !req
185. So what's my training look like?Copy !req
186. You're gonna need these, Teio.Copy !req
187. Jogging shoes?Copy !req
188. And these are for McQueen.Copy !req
189. Heavy...Copy !req
190. HeavyCopy !req
191. Strategy MeetingCopy !req
192. S
h
i
n
e
O
n
!Copy !req
193. C
a
n
o
p
u
s
!Copy !req
194. When it comes to Teio, everyone
knows the Teio Step, right?Copy !req
195. Strategy MeetingCopy !req
196. There's a chance that it's
an exercise for boosting theCopy !req
197. flexibility of her knees and ankles.Copy !req
198. You really think so?Copy !req
199. The Teio Step is easy, anyway!Copy !req
200. Hup!Copy !req
201. All right, here I go!Copy !req
202. It's just like this...Copy !req
203. Everyone, what's all the noise...Copy !req
204. What happened to you?Copy !req
205. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
206. I swear, we're gonna take Spica down...Copy !req
207. The Spring Tennoushou is 3,200 meters.Copy !req
208. You've never run a race that long before.Copy !req
209. So you need the endurance to
handle the extra distance!Copy !req
210. HeavyCopy !req
211. So heavy!Copy !req
212. What the hell's this horseshoe made of? Lead?Copy !req
213. Those were the orders from Trainer-san.Copy !req
214. It's when you're feeling
worn out that you needCopy !req
215. to bring your knees up and
take a big step forward.Copy !req
216. And to do that, you need hindquarters
that can stand up to fatigue!Copy !req
217. Teio's greatest weapon is her explosive
power during the final straight.Copy !req
218. I need to create hindquarters that
are able to compete with hers.Copy !req
219. That's really something!Copy !req
220. What's up, McQueen?Copy !req
221. What? You need something?Copy !req
222. UmamusumeCopy !req
223. Pretty DerbyCopy !req
224. Seriously, what are you looking at, huh?Copy !req
225. Today is the first race of the
Triple Crown Classics, the Satsukishou.Copy !req
226. All eyes are focused on Mihono Bourbon.Copy !req
227. She will be entering the
Satsukishou undefeated,Copy !req
228. just like last year's winner, Tokai Teio.Copy !req
229. I say we start with cheese tapioca.Copy !req
230. And then salmon roe tapioca.Copy !req
231. I want carrot tapioca!Copy !req
232. Teio-san!Copy !req
233. Okay...Copy !req
234. Would you like to join us, Teio-san?Copy !req
235. Yeah, let's hang out.Copy !req
236. Can't. Not dressed for it.Copy !req
237. Well, the Tennoushou is next week.Copy !req
238. McQueen-san...Copy !req
239. McQueen, you want in on this tapi... o... ca?Copy !req
240. Makes sense.Copy !req
241. I'm not going out anymore.Copy !req
242. Two of our teammates are giving
up their days off to train.Copy !req
243. I can't just sip on bubble tea
like nothing's going on.Copy !req
244. Good point.Copy !req
245. Yeah. Let's help them with their training!Copy !req
246. Today's star competitor is going to be
running in the Satsukishou undefeated.Copy !req
247. And here's Mihono Bourbon!Copy !req
248. This is brutal!Copy !req
249. You've been running up this hill every day?Copy !req
250. Sure have! Trainer's orders.Copy !req
251. You've never run a 3,200 meter
race before, have you, Vodka?Copy !req
252. Hell no! You haven't either, right, Scarlet?Copy !req
253. Of course not!Copy !req
254. I have no idea how you'd pace yourself!Copy !req
255. But McQueen won the Tennoushou last year.Copy !req
256. And the Hanshin Daishoten,
which is 3,000 meters.Copy !req
257. H-Hey, wait up!Copy !req
258. Seriously, don't land on me!Copy !req
259. If you land on me with those horseshoes,
you'll gouge my back out!Copy !req
260. It's fine.Copy !req
261. How, exactly?Copy !req
262. Here we go.Copy !req
263. Ready, and...Copy !req
264. Wow! I'm amazed you can jump
in such heavy horseshoes!Copy !req
265. This is terrifying!
Do you really need me?Copy !req
266. Teio has never lost.Copy !req
267. If it helps me defeat an undefeated horse girl,Copy !req
268. then this is a small price.Copy !req
269. Hey, the donut truck!Copy !req
270. Oh, my.Copy !req
271. Are you okay, Gold Ship-san?Copy !req
272. Ready, and...Copy !req
273. Machikane Tannhäuser!Copy !req
274. Her name's kinda long, huh?Copy !req
275. Perhaps just "Tannhäuser."Copy !req
276. No! What about "Machitan"?Copy !req
277. We could just call her "Macchy."Copy !req
278. Does it matter?Copy !req
279. Nah, I like mine, it sounds
like a world champ!Copy !req
280. Keep up... Keep up...
Keep up... Keep up...Copy !req
281. Mihono Bourbon's strength is
thought to be short distances,Copy !req
282. but going into this race, she's been
undertaking intensive slope training.Copy !req
283. Her trainer Kuronuma's philosophy
is that speed is a natural gift,Copy !req
284. while stamina can be compensated
for with training.Copy !req
285. Is that so?Copy !req
286. It sounds like she'll be heading into the
Classics ready to tear up those hills!Copy !req
287. Mihono Bourbon, huh? Seems like stronger
and stronger horse girls keep showing up.Copy !req
288. Will she be able to follow in the
footsteps of Tokai TeioCopy !req
289. and take the Satsukishou while undefeated?Copy !req
290. They're talking about you, Teio!Copy !req
291. I was really sure that I was
gonna win the Satsukishou!Copy !req
292. What about this time, then?Copy !req
293. This time?Copy !req
294. The gate is open and the race has begun.
Mihono Bourbon's off to a good start.Copy !req
295. Huh, that's a nice start.Copy !req
296. Mihono Bourbon has never lost before, either.Copy !req
297. She's just like Teio-san!Copy !req
298. I wonder if that adds to the pressure.Copy !req
299. Mihono Bourbon is out in front
of 16 other horse girls!Copy !req
300. Will she remain in first place all the
way through to the end of the race?Copy !req
301. I didn't know Bourbon-chan was this fast!Copy !req
302. There's definitely some pressure.Copy !req
303. I didn't know you ever felt pressure.Copy !req
304. It's surprising.Copy !req
305. But I think a race without
pressure wouldn't be any fun.Copy !req
306. I think I feel more pressure about the
Tennoushou than I did about the Derby.Copy !req
307. Which is why I'm looking
forward to it more, too!Copy !req
308. You already won last time, McQueen-san,
so I doubt you feel much pressure at all.Copy !req
309. Teio wasn't running in
the Tennoushou when I won.Copy !req
310. She is without a doubt a better racer
than any other that I've faced before.Copy !req
311. Which definitely is a source of pressure,Copy !req
312. but getting melodramatic
about it serves no purpose.Copy !req
313. You're pretty tough, McQueen.Copy !req
314. Really!Copy !req
315. Less than 200 meters to go!Copy !req
316. The gap has grown from two lengths to three!Copy !req
317. Mihono Bourbon is in the lead!Copy !req
318. She is looking seriously, incredibly strong!Copy !req
319. Mihono Bourbon manages to outrun
them all and cross the goal!Copy !req
320. She takes the Satsukishou while undefeated!Copy !req
321. Machikane Tannhäuser...Copy !req
322. What happened to the other names?Copy !req
323. Damn, Mihono Bourbon!Copy !req
324. You can compensate for
stamina with training...Copy !req
325. Okay, break's over! One more time!Copy !req
326. You're not done yet?Copy !req
327. H-Hang on!Copy !req
328. Now, Gold Ship,
place your hands on your knees.Copy !req
329. You sure about this?
It's even higher than before!Copy !req
330. This would be no problem
at all with Teio's knees.Copy !req
331. One hundred reps, let's begin.Copy !req
332. Teio...Copy !req
333. Not a damn word, Spe! I swear!Copy !req
334. You'll distract McQueen!Copy !req
335. She's not even there?Copy !req
336. You two!Copy !req
337. Would you like some donuts?Copy !req
338. Oh, my.Copy !req
339. Are you okay, Gold Ship-san?Copy !req
340. Are you aiming for the undefeated Triple Crown
that Tokai Teio was unable to achieve?Copy !req
341. Yes. Those are Master's orders,
and I will carry them out.Copy !req
342. Now, one more time!Copy !req
343. Tennoushou
(Spring)Copy !req
344. Press
ConferenceCopy !req
345. This weekend is the long-awaited
Spring Tennoushou.Copy !req
346. First, Tokai Teio-san, this is going
to be the first TM race ever,Copy !req
347. and all of Japan is excited.Copy !req
348. A TM race? Not an MT?Copy !req
349. Do you have any comments
heading into the race?Copy !req
350. Are they favoring Teio?Copy !req
351. Well, I've never lost before!Copy !req
352. And that's not gonna change,
even against McQueen!Copy !req
353. Mejiro McQueen-san, you won the
Spring Tennoushou last year.Copy !req
354. What are your chances this year?Copy !req
355. More than sufficient.Copy !req
356. I have no intention of losing to Teio.Copy !req
357. I'm ready to run to the ends of the earth!Copy !req
358. Then I'll simply run to the heavens!Copy !req
359. I'm definitely gonna win!Copy !req
360. I shall be the winner!Copy !req
361. I assure you all, I'll win!Copy !req
362. I'm telling you, it's me!Copy !req
363. Just watch!Copy !req
364. RACE OF THE MILLENNIUM
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!
THE UNDEFEATED HORSE GIRL TOKAI TEIO VS MEJIRO MCQUEEN IN HER ATTEMPT FOR A CONSECUTIVE WIN!Copy !req
365. Are we looking at the first ever
undefeated winner of the Tennoushou?Copy !req
366. And does the crowd favor Tokai Teio?Copy !req
367. Tennoushou (Spring)Copy !req
368. The Undefeated
Tokai TeioCopy !req
369. Reigning Champ
Mejiro McQueenCopy !req
370. Anticipation is rising all over the country!Copy !req
371. Tennoushou (Spring)Copy !req
372. The match of the millennium
is drawing ever closer!Copy !req
373. Tennoushou (Spring)Copy !req
374. The Undefeated
Tokai TeioCopy !req
375. Reigning Champ
Mejiro McQueenCopy !req
376. Wha?Copy !req
377. THE UNDEFEATED HORSE GIRL
TOKAI TEIOCopy !req
378. Uma Sports
TOKAI TEIOCopy !req
379. THE HORSE GIRL WHO
WOULD BE THE
UNDEFEATED
TENNOUSHOU WINNERCopy !req
380. RUNNING TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!Copy !req
381. Good work, Teio.Copy !req
382. Prez!Copy !req
383. I see. Your trainer's orders, then?Copy !req
384. I've never been in a race longer
than 2,400 meters, after all.Copy !req
385. It's true. The distance is
an advantage for McQueen.Copy !req
386. Yeah. But...Copy !req
387. I've just never been in a long race before.Copy !req
388. We don't know if I'm any good at it or not.Copy !req
389. True.Copy !req
390. The TV and papers seem to
think I've got the edge,Copy !req
391. but I'm thinking of myself as
the challenger in this race.Copy !req
392. Mihono Bourbon proved it, after all.Copy !req
393. The limits of stamina can be
overcome through training!Copy !req
394. That's the spirit.Copy !req
395. I wasn't able to become an undefeated
Triple Crown horse girl.Copy !req
396. But I can keep being undefeated!Copy !req
397. That's right. Keep rising
to the challenge, Teio!Copy !req
398. Yeah!Copy !req
399. I know! If I win the Tennoushou,
come with me to karaoke again!Copy !req
400. Fair enough.Copy !req
401. Excuse me... Grandmother,
have you seen the news today?Copy !req
402. I have.Copy !req
403. In print and on television,
it's Teio this, Teio that...Copy !req
404. I'm honestly shocked at the
public's impression of the race.Copy !req
405. I was shocked after seeing you at
the press conference, personally.Copy !req
406. I read you the tale of the tortoise
and the hare as a child, didn't I?Copy !req
407. Y-You did.Copy !req
408. Do you understand how the tortoise won?Copy !req
409. The rabbit was looking at the tortoise.Copy !req
410. But the tortoise was looking at the goal.Copy !req
411. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?Copy !req
412. Having a rival is important.Copy !req
413. But there should be something
more important than that.Copy !req
414. It's all right, Grandmother. I will not lose!Copy !req
415. I can do this!Copy !req
416. You can do this!Copy !req
417. I've got treats!Copy !req
418. Oh, my.Copy !req
419. Are you okay, Gold Ship-san?Copy !req
420. The Spring Tennoushou is about to begin!Copy !req