1. Sector 5
harvesting will conclude
in ten minutes.Copy !req
2. You heard him.
Ten minutes.Copy !req
3. Deposit all crops
before curfew.Copy !req
4. Hurry up!
No slacking!Copy !req
5. Get back to work!Copy !req
6. Daniel, you dead idiot.Copy !req
7. I told you to stay out
of the deep end.Copy !req
8. Dude, where you been?Copy !req
9. I got us a contract.Copy !req
10. Fuck off!Copy !req
11. We're both about
to fuck off.Copy !req
12. Four years, and then we getCopy !req
13. two acres of pristine
beachfront O.C. propertyCopy !req
14. as our reward.Copy !req
15. "The female has been
assigned to domestic work.Copy !req
16. "The male, food service."Copy !req
17. We got to do four years
of this shit?Copy !req
18. We've been stuck in these
fields since we were kids.Copy !req
19. Did you not hear what I said
about beachfront property?Copy !req
20. Once we're done,
it's blue skies
and yellow sandsCopy !req
21. for the rest of our lives.Copy !req
22. What about Adrian?Copy !req
23. Come on, Adrian?
It doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
24. We're just having
a little fun.Copy !req
25. I know.
We share a wall.Copy !req
26. Do you two assholes
ever shut up?Copy !req
27. Don't have me report you.Copy !req
28. Mind your fucking
business, Tobin!Copy !req
29. Don't make me shove this
up your urethra, Tobin.Copy !req
30. No one even likes you!
Why are you even talking?Copy !req
31. Come on, man.Copy !req
32. We're packing our bags,
and we're getting out.Copy !req
33. Do I get a say in this
at all or what, huh?Copy !req
34. What are you gonna say, fuckhead?Copy !req
35. That you're not interested
in a better life?Copy !req
36. That you don't
want to be happy?Copy !req
37. You seriously wanna spend
the rest of your daysCopy !req
38. becoming shrivelled up
and useless like Tobin?Copy !req
39. I heard that.Copy !req
40. We wanted you to hear it!
She wanted you to hear it.Copy !req
41. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
42. But you're finishing
off our work
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
43. Done. Pick em up, fuckhead.Copy !req
44. Fuck. My head.Copy !req
45. Quiet?Copy !req
46. Why are we here?Copy !req
47. We're okay.Copy !req
48. Are you sure?Copy !req
49. Yeah.Copy !req
50. He left a note.Copy !req
51. Oh.Copy !req
52. "The astral nauts
of store LIS004Copy !req
53. "have left
this ruined worldCopy !req
54. "to ascend to our new home
on the two-ringed planet.Copy !req
55. "I, Zachary, await an escape
pod for my mortal flesh.Copy !req
56. "Please do not move me."Copy !req
57. See? They ascended.
We're good.Copy !req
58. Fine. I'll take out
the leftovers.Copy !req
59. Come on, Zach.Copy !req
60. Oh, these bones feel
like spaghetti.Copy !req
61. You're lucky I got you
out of Topeka.Copy !req
62. Stone almost
smoked your ass, right?Copy !req
63. Ow! What's that for?Copy !req
64. I had him!
That was my kill.Copy !req
65. Who, Stone?
Are you delusional?Copy !req
66. When I saw you,
your car was sidewaysCopy !req
67. and you were
covered with blood.Copy !req
68. Matter of fact,
you're still bleeding.Copy !req
69. At least
he's dead, right?Copy !req
70. Stone? Yeah.Copy !req
71. Maybe.Copy !req
72. Now that I think of it, no.Copy !req
73. What the fuck, John?
I was busy tryingCopy !req
74. to get your ass out of
that amusement park alive.Copy !req
75. The fact that
we're both standing here,Copy !req
76. I think I made
the right call.Copy !req
77. That wasn't
your call to make.Copy !req
78. Says the asshole
who poisoned me.Copy !req
79. And I told you
not to come back for me.Copy !req
80. Well, I ignored that.
Why?Copy !req
81. Because it was a stupid
fucking thing to say.Copy !req
82. Well, you're
fucking stupid.Copy !req
83. Well, so are you.Copy !req
84. Do you think something's
about to happen?Copy !req
85. Because it definitely is.Copy !req
86. It's been a while since I—
Why do you talk so much?Copy !req
87. Ugh! Ahh! Oh, nasty!Copy !req
88. Giselle?
You majestic bitch.Copy !req
89. It has been forever.
Mwah. Mwah.Copy !req
90. Oh, my God,
I love your earrings.Copy !req
91. I treated myself to
a new necklace too.Copy !req
92. Idiot didn't finish
her chores.Copy !req
93. Oh, my God,
I'm starving.Copy !req
94. I want a number one,
no bun, fries.Copy !req
95. Atkins, right?Copy !req
96. Hello!Copy !req
97. I totally can see you
holding the tray.Copy !req
98. May I have your
attention, please?Copy !req
99. Excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
100. I was just informed there's
an active shooter nearby.Copy !req
101. Yes, another one.Copy !req
102. Now, we're totally safe,
but as a precaution,Copy !req
103. we will be locking down.Copy !req
104. Now until we get
the all clear,Copy !req
105. please enjoy
endless Shooting Star fries
on the house.Copy !req
106. Oh, my God,
I totally will.Copy !req
107. Yes.Copy !req
108. How we doin', folks?Copy !req
109. Good, thanks.Copy !req
110. Can I get you
some more fries?Copy !req
111. That would be awesome.
Thanks so much.Copy !req
112. Well, that
complicates things.Copy !req
113. Hey, you're awake.Copy !req
114. Where are you going?Copy !req
115. I-I gotta go.Copy !req
116. Are you seriously going
back to him?Copy !req
117. You don't understand.Copy !req
118. Bye.Copy !req
119. Goddamn balls!Copy !req
120. Next time you see Stone,
he'll give you a bullet enema,
if you're lucky.Copy !req
121. Not if I give him
one first.Copy !req
122. Yeah, like you'll get within
ten miles of Officer PsychopathCopy !req
123. after the shit
you pulled.Copy !req
124. What was that?
Shit.Copy !req
125. We need to get
inside right now.Copy !req
126. That's a Watkyn's storm.Copy !req
127. Well, bad ass,
what's the plan?Copy !req
128. Only a complete idiot
would go out in this.Copy !req
129. Isn't that
your car out there?Copy !req
130. Shit!Copy !req
131. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
132. Evelyn!Copy !req
133. Man, he runs weird.Copy !req
134. Ow! Jesus!
Oh, shit!Copy !req
135. Oh, Zachary.Copy !req
136. That's why you shouldn't
join cults.Copy !req
137. Oh, fuck me.
Fell on my burn.Copy !req
138. That's what I get
for saving your life.Copy !req
139. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
140. This is why I tell you
to drink less water.Copy !req
141. Just go.Copy !req
142. I missed you too,
little bunny.Copy !req
143. You holding up okay?Copy !req
144. No one even
comes back here.Copy !req
145. Come on.
It's been three years.Copy !req
146. Let me hear that
annoying-ass voice of yours.Copy !req
147. Please?Copy !req
148. It's me.Copy !req
149. See? They can't take
everything away.Copy !req
150. See? You're still
the same annoying pestCopy !req
151. who's great at
slicing tree fruitCopy !req
152. and even better at making Tobin
feel like a piece of shit.Copy !req
153. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
154. Hey, when my manager
isn't looking,Copy !req
155. I fart on his lunch. Yeah.Copy !req
156. Yeah, but I'm not talking,
like, a one-cheek squeak.Copy !req
157. I'm talking like a full,
bullhorn fucking blast.Copy !req
158. There you are. There you are.Copy !req
159. Jesus, these morons.Copy !req
160. I gotta do everything myself.Copy !req
161. The hell are you two
doing back here?Copy !req
162. You're not allowed here.Copy !req
163. Oh, your keeper's
not gonna be happy.Copy !req
164. Don't touch her!Copy !req
165. Know your place!Copy !req
166. How dare you speak—Copy !req
167. Oh, we are not done.Copy !req
168. All of this is lies.
Lies!Copy !req
169. It's okay, everyone.Copy !req
170. Reaper should be here
any moment.Copy !req
171. I hope.Copy !req
172. You promised me!
I gave you four years.Copy !req
173. Where's my beach?
My freedom?Copy !req
174. That contract is bullshit!
All of this is bullshit!Copy !req
175. Well, that was stressful.Copy !req
176. Anyhoo, lockdown's lifted.
You're all free to go.Copy !req
177. And, please,
grab a Black Hole burger
for the road.Copy !req
178. Just you wait.Copy !req
179. Just give me
the napkin.Copy !req
180. No, I don't
want your help.Copy !req
181. You need it.
Do I?Copy !req
182. I'll show you.Copy !req
183. You've done this before,
haven't you?Copy !req
184. What is a Watkyn's storm, anyway?Copy !req
185. A nuclear plant in
Watkyn's Harbor explodedCopy !req
186. when the power went out,
poisoned the atmosphere.Copy !req
187. The further east you go,
the worse it gets,Copy !req
188. so we just got to
wait it out a while.Copy !req
189. How long is a while?Copy !req
190. Oh, my God.Copy !req
191. Oh, lucky shot.
Really?Copy !req
192. Hmm.
You wanna make it
interesting?Copy !req
193. Okay.Copy !req
194. I sink it, I get to ask
you whatever I want.Copy !req
195. You sink it,
same deal.Copy !req
196. Fine.
You go first.Copy !req
197. You fucker.Copy !req
198. You played me.
Me? No!Copy !req
199. That was just luck.
But since you lost,Copy !req
200. what's the coolest place
you've ever been?Copy !req
201. Are you seriously not
gonna ask me my first name?Copy !req
202. Oh, shit. Wait, no.
Nope!Copy !req
203. Disneyland.Copy !req
204. What's that?Copy !req
205. You never heard of
Disneyland?Copy !req
206. I went there
when I was a kid.Copy !req
207. Before the fall.
Lots of kids did.Copy !req
208. It had a castle, rides,
princesses, Mickey Mouse.Copy !req
209. Why did this mouse
have a name?Copy !req
210. Why was he so special?
Excuse me.Copy !req
211. Mickey was very cool.Copy !req
212. He had a snappy little tux,
and he gave very good hugs.Copy !req
213. You hugged a giant mouse?
That's disgusting.Copy !req
214. I would never take a child
to this land of monsters.Copy !req
215. It was the happiest place
on Earth, motherfucker.Copy !req
216. Let me guess, the coolest
place you've ever been
is up your own ass.Copy !req
217. Ah, ah, ah, play the game.Copy !req
218. The Container Store.Copy !req
219. The Container Store?
Yes.Copy !req
220. Picture a store full of
plastic containers, dispensers,Copy !req
221. big, small,
all different colours.Copy !req
222. When I get my own spot
in New San Francisco,Copy !req
223. everything is gonna have
its own place to go.Copy !req
224. Do you own anything
of value?Copy !req
225. Ah-You already asked
your question.Copy !req
226. Now it's my turn.Copy !req
227. What do you mean
you've never
stepped in the ocean?Copy !req
228. Never have and never will.Copy !req
229. What? Why?
Ghosts.Copy !req
230. The ghosts in the ocean?Copy !req
231. There aren't any fucking
ghosts in the ocean!Copy !req
232. Have you ever been
to the ocean?Copy !req
233. It's dark, man.
Look, the shadowsCopy !req
234. are the perfect
breeding ground for spirits.Copy !req
235. And, have you ever heard of
ghost ships?Copy !req
236. Who the fuck do you think
are piloting those ships?Copy !req
237. Dolphins?
You fucking dunce.Copy !req
238. You don't have to laugh, man.
Yes, I do.Copy !req
239. That is the dumbest shit
I've ever heard.Copy !req
240. Next, you're gonna tell me
you believe inCopy !req
241. life on other planets.Copy !req
242. Oh, fuck off!
Not aliens like this.Copy !req
243. But come on,
you mean to tell meCopy !req
244. that you think we're the only
ones in the whole universe?Copy !req
245. Just us? It's a sad way of
thinking, if you ask me.Copy !req
246. You'd rather
believe in aliens?Copy !req
247. I rather believe
we're not in it alone.Copy !req
248. Oh, well, we're not alone,Copy !req
249. because, you know,
ocean ghosts.Copy !req
250. Have you ever been to
the bottom of the ocean,Copy !req
251. or space?
Not lately.Copy !req
252. So you don't know
what's out there, do you?Copy !req
253. I'll give you that.
Thank you.Copy !req
254. I never saw a Watkyn's storm
before today, obviously.Copy !req
255. But I've never seen
a llama and a goatCopy !req
256. in the same room
at the same time.Copy !req
257. And if we're being honest...Copy !req
258. I think
they're the same animal.Copy !req
259. I've never broken my arm.Copy !req
260. I've never
ridden a bicycle.Copy !req
261. I've never seen snow.Copy !req
262. I've never seen
a baby pigeon.Copy !req
263. I've never fucked
in a ball pit...Copy !req
264. twice.Copy !req
265. Neither have I.Copy !req
266. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
The other way.Copy !req
267. Left, left.Copy !req
268. Oh, my God! Oh, my God.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
270. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
271. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
272. You know what it was?Copy !req
273. It was that motherfucker's
teeth, you know?Copy !req
274. Like they would have been okay
on somebody else's face,Copy !req
275. a bigger face.Copy !req
276. Anyway, Adrian was
the last person
that I had sex with,Copy !req
277. and it just wasn't
very good.Copy !req
278. What, the teeth
got in the way?Copy !req
279. Think about it.
Oh!Copy !req
280. Yes, they did.Copy !req
281. Hey, you were right.Copy !req
282. I should have thanked you.
Thank me for what?Copy !req
283. Saving your ass
or crushing that ass?Copy !req
284. Gross!Copy !req
285. Look, I was thinking, um—Copy !req
286. Oh, I'm sorry,Copy !req
287. is John Doe the motor mouth
actually tongue tied?Copy !req
288. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
289. Come on, man,
spit it out!Copy !req
290. You're giving me blue balls.Copy !req
291. You should
come with me.Copy !req
292. What?
Do this delivery with me.Copy !req
293. Look, the only reason
we've made it this farCopy !req
294. is because
we've had each other.Copy !req
295. I can't.
No, we could be partners.Copy !req
296. Partners?Copy !req
297. What would I get out of
being your partner?Copy !req
298. What would you get?Copy !req
299. You'd get this.Copy !req
300. This delivery gets me
into New San Francisco.Copy !req
301. It could get you in, too.Copy !req
302. You can have a better life
on the inside.Copy !req
303. Security, safety. No.Copy !req
304. I've been on the inside.
I know what it's like.Copy !req
305. No, no, no. New San Francisco
is different than the O.C.Copy !req
306. You don't know that.
I do.Copy !req
307. I've seen it
with my own eyes.Copy !req
308. You really think
you know everything,
don't you?Copy !req
309. Well, in this case, I do.Copy !req
310. I can't come with you.Copy !req
311. Okay. Okay,
okay, okay,Copy !req
312. look, even if
you go back to Stone,Copy !req
313. and even if you succeed
in killing him,Copy !req
314. which you won't, by the way—
Fuck you, I won't.Copy !req
315. There'll always
be another Stone,Copy !req
316. and another and another.
Trust me, it's not worth it.Copy !req
317. You don't understand.Copy !req
318. Look, I spent decades dealing
with guys just like Stone.Copy !req
319. You think he's the only
crazy asshole out here?Copy !req
320. I don't want
that life anymore.Copy !req
321. That's why I'm doing this,
to find a better one.Copy !req
322. There's nothing better!Copy !req
323. I tried to find
something better,
and I got my brother killed.Copy !req
324. Look, you're
carrying too much,Copy !req
325. the jacket, your guilt.Copy !req
326. You can't carry around
t-the burden of your brotherCopy !req
327. for the rest
of your life!Copy !req
328. Well, that's easy
for you to say.Copy !req
329. You never had a brother.
You never had anyone.Copy !req
330. Well, at least
I'm not a stubborn assholeCopy !req
331. with a death wish because
she's feeling sorry for herself.Copy !req
332. I don't feel
sorry for myself.Copy !req
333. Well, you could've fooled me.Copy !req
334. You know what?
I don't fuckin' need this.Copy !req
335. As soon as that storm's over,
I'm gone.Copy !req
336. Fine, you're slowing me
down anyway!Copy !req
337. What are you looking at?Copy !req
338. No, no, no.Copy !req
339. So I'm sick of looking
at your shitty face!Copy !req
340. But first,
for my collection.Copy !req
341. Good.Copy !req
342. He's all yours.Copy !req
343. What the?Copy !req
344. I'm—I'm not leaving
without you...Copy !req
345. fuckhead.Copy !req
346. Thanks, little bunny.Copy !req
347. I wanted a better
life for us,Copy !req
348. and this isn't it.Copy !req
349. Let's go find one.Copy !req
350. Stop moving!Copy !req
351. I can't get comfortable.Copy !req
352. Stop moving!Copy !req
353. I can't sleep
because of you!Copy !req
354. Go to sleep!Copy !req
355. I'm hungry.Copy !req
356. Cocksucker.Copy !req
357. Fucking piece of shit!
Goddammit! Fuck.Copy !req
358. Fuck you,
you stupid motherfucker.Copy !req
359. Piece of dog shit!
God!Copy !req
360. Fucking piece of shit.Copy !req
361. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
362. Fuck!Copy !req
363. Goddammit, why won't
this shit work?Copy !req
364. The gas must be out.Copy !req
365. I can help.Copy !req
366. I don't need your help. Fuck.Copy !req
367. You don't have to
carry that alone.Copy !req
368. Watch me.Copy !req
369. Come on, you're
gonna hurt yourself. Let—Copy !req
370. I said, I got it!Copy !req
371. Quiet, you have to let go.Copy !req
372. I can't just
let go, John.Copy !req
373. Yes, you can.Copy !req
374. I can't.Copy !req
375. How is it?Copy !req
376. It's good.
Yeah?Copy !req
377. Yours?Copy !req
378. I'm eatin'
the same thing as you.Copy !req
379. You were right.Copy !req
380. We are not alone.Copy !req
381. Told you.Copy !req
382. Damn.Copy !req
383. Jell-O, Zachary.Copy !req
384. Fucking dork.Copy !req
385. Hey, Sleeping Beauty,Copy !req
386. I thought we were
on a timeline.Copy !req
387. Oh, it's "we" now?Copy !req
388. Don't make it weird.Copy !req
389. Anything you say, partner.Copy !req
390. So, New Chicago?Copy !req
391. New Chicago.Copy !req