TV Funhouse 1x4

Directed by Ted May • Sean Lattrell • Benjamin Porcari • Bill Berner • Adam Sorota • Brian Kalin O'Connell

Grant Rosenmeyer as Jokámel Boy • Sally Jessy Raphael as Self • Mark Rivers as Narrator • Elon Gold as (voice)

The Anipals appear on The Sally Jessy Raphael Show to get endangered lizard Dave laid. Doug is left to celebrate Mexicans Day with a tequila worm and a Puerto Rican Mexican-food delivery guy.

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1. HOLA AMIGOS AND "AMIGONITAS."

2. HERE AT THE FUNHOUSE.

3. WE'RE GONNA

4. THE WAY REAL MEXICANS DO,

5. BY PLAYING PIÑATA.

6. HEY LOOK, A MEXICAN ROCKET SHIP!

7. AND LOOK, THE ANIPALS CAN PLAY.

8. HOLA, AMIGOS!

9. ARRIBA, ARRIBA!

10. JESUS!

11. MORNING, DOUG.

12. COME ON.

13. TO HIT THE PIÑATA?

14. FOGEY?

15. DOUG, I NEVER KNOW HOW TO DO THAT,

16. THAT COURSE.

17. YEAH, DOUG.

18. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST AND SHOW US HOW?

19. YEAH, GOOD IDEA.

20. GOOD IDEA.

21. I'LL SOFTEN IT UP FOR YOU GUYS.

22. HERE WE GO, ALL RIGHT.

23. HOW AM I DOING, COMPADRE?

24. OH, SO CLOSE, DOUG.

25. HOW ABOUT THIS?

26. WE DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

27. THAT MEANS YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.

28. YEAH, THE LESS WE SAY, THE CLOSER YOU ARE.

29. GOTCHA, MUCHACHA.

30. THE PIPES?

31. YEAH, THANKS.

32. SEE YOU LATER.

33. UH-OH, MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE.

34. JUST KIDDING.

35. ANYWAY, HOW AM I DOING, ANIPALS?

36. MUSIC TO MY EARS.

37. IN THE MEANTIME, I CAN'T,

38. BUT WHY DON'T YOU WATCH THIS?

39. WOW, THIS PLACE SURE IS RUN-DOWN.

40. YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG.

41. LIKE, ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS!

42. LOOK, GANG, A FUNHOUSE.

43. LIKE, COOL!

44. SCOOB!

45. "RORRY" !

46. SOMEONE'S SKULL HASN'T QUITE FUSED TOGETHER.

47. "IN MEMORY OF BARON VON WILHELM,

48. BELOVED CARNIVAL."

49. ZOINKS, WE'RE BEING WATCHED!

50. WHAT?

51. LIKE, THIS FUNHOUSE IS MORE LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE!

52. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

53. HEY, CHECK OUT THIS DOOR.

54. ZOINKS!

55. KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO.

56. WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

57. HEY, STOP CLOWNING, SCOOBY.

58. RAT'S ROT REE!

59. THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN!

60. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

61. JINKIES, WAIT FOR ME!

62. COME ON, VELMA, MOVE THOSE NUBS.

63. HOT DOGS!

64. LIKE, I'LL TAKE THREE!

65. ZOINKS, THE BARON'S GHOST!

66. GET THIS OFF OF ME!

67. "RARENTA" ?

68. SOMETHING'S STRANGE.

69. OLD MAN JOHNSON?

70. AND THIS CRAZY EQUIPMENT.

71. THAT'S RIGHT.

72. AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN ALL MINE

73. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS.

74. A FETAL SCOOBY SNACK.

75. "ROOBY-ROOBY-ROO" !

76. COURSE, MR. CHICKY?

77. FOR ME, DIGSY?

78. A NICE YOU,

79. AND SPINACH.

80. MM, SOUNDS GOOD.

81. HAVE IT BAKED, THOUGH.

82. I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE GUT.

83. WATCH YOUR BACK, COMING THROUGH.

84. HEY, GANG, THE SPACE MONKEY'S HERE.

85. YEP, BLABBING AT THE V.I.P. TABLE AGAIN.

86. AND I SAYS TO HOUSTON, "RELAX, BOYS,

87. "YOU GOT OLD GALILEO AT THE STICK HERE.

88. "LET'S GO AROUND THIS CRAZY BLUE MARBLE ONE MORE TIME."

89. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GET BUZZ ALDRIN'S AUTOGRAPH, HONEY?

90. YOU'RE NOT IN SPACE ANYMORE, OLD MAN.

91. HEY FOGEY, HE IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SPACE CHIMPS.

92. HE OWNS THE JOINT.

93. ALL RIGHT, MAKE WAY, LOSERS.

94. THE BIG MAN'S HERE.

95. WHAT THE HELL?

96. HEY, MAYNARD G. KREB, SLIDE OVER,

97. ENDANGERED, COMING THROUGH.

98. HEY, WHO IS THAT CREEP?

99. OH, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT MAN.

100. HE'S THE LAST MALE OF HIS SPECIES.

101. HEY GANG, CHECK OUT THE "WHORE."

102. JOB, BABY?

103. WHAT A DICK.

104. YOU, YOU AND YOU, "OUTSKY."

105. CURLY CAN STAY.

106. SHE'S GIVING ME A PUP TENT!

107. YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN'T JUST MOVE MY PARTY,

108. I'M THE SECOND CHIMP IN OUTER SPACE.

109. HEY, GRANDPA, IF I SO MUCH AS CHOKE ON A BONE HERE,

110. EXTINCT-A-ROONIE.

111. IN THE ALLEY!

112. HOLY CRAP!

113. DON'T WORRY, FOLKS, IT GROWS BACK.

114. THE ENDANGERED BLOOD.

115. WOW, THE LAST OF HIS BREED.

116. JESUS, LOOK HOW HE MILKS IT.

117. THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME.

118. BOO-HOO, I'M LONELY.

119. I NEED ORAL SEX!

120. I CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY.

121. I'D KILL HIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR GREENPEACE.

122. A FEMALE OF HIS SPECIES.

123. ARE YOU CRAZY?

124. GET LAID EVEN MORE?

125. IT WOULD SHUT HIM UP.

126. A FORTUNE OFF THE EGGS.

127. DO YOU HAVE ANY RARE, FEMALE AFRICAN LIZARDS?

128. COME ON, CHIEF, COUGH UP THE LIZARD.

129. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

130. NO, NO, I FORGOT ALL THAT IN COLLEGE.

131. HE'S FULL OF CRAP.

132. I LOOK AROUND.

133. UP THERE, WHAT'S THAT?

134. THAT'S GREEN TEA.

135. WHAT'S THIS? JASMINE TEA.

136. WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?

137. WHAT'S THIS?

138. OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.

139. OH, YEAH, MAGIC FINGERS, OH YEAH.

140. GINSENG.

141. WHAT'S THIS, THIS?

142. GINSENG. WHAT'S THIS?

143. AHA!

144. HONORABLE, MY ASS!

145. DAVE, DO YOU FIND COMFORT IN SPIRITUALITY?

146. SALLY, I'VE HAD

147. HAS FORSAKEN ME.

148. OF MY SPECIES,

149. I'M PRETTY MUCH ALONE IN THIS WORLD.

150. AW.

151. WELL, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, DAVE.

152. WE'VE GOTTEN IN TOUCH

153. WHO'S LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL MAN!

154. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

155. I DON'T KNOW THESE GUYS, I DON'T KNOW THESE GUYS!

156. SAY "HELLO" TO HELEN!

157. WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

158. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, DAVE?

159. OH, NO.

160. OF YOUR SPECIES?

161. HEY, OH, NO.

162. ARE YOU NUTS, FOUR-EYES?

163. LOOK AT HER.

164. I AIN'T GONNA SCREW THIS SKANK!

165. FORGET IT!

166. OH, MY GOODNESS!

167. PUT YOU OVER HER KNEE.

168. YOU AIN'T ALL THAT YOURSELF!

169. HEY, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

170. YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE,

171. YOU NOT NO RAVING BEAUTY YOURSELF!

172. GO TO HELL!

173. GO TO HELL!

174. BUENOS NOCHES, EVERYBODY.

175. WOULD BE FUN?

176. TO MEET AN ACTUAL MEXICAN.

177. LET'S ORDER SOME MEXICAN FOOD,

178. WHO DELIVERS IT.

179. HELLO, THANK GOODNESS IT'S FRIDAY'S?

180. I'D LIKE TO

181. "SOUTH OF THE BORDER" MENU, PLEASE.

182. YES, I'D LIKE TWO TACOS,

183. TO GO WITH THAT?

184. AND A COKE.

185. OH, AND INSTEAD OF TORTILLAS,

186. ON PITA BREAD?

187. I LIKE PITA.

188. GREAT.

189. OKAY.

190. SO NOW IN 40 MINUTES TO AN HOUR,

191. WE'RE GONNA MEET A REAL CABALLERO.

192. HERE'S A CARTOON TO TIDE YOU OVER.

193. LET'S HURRY TO THE JOKAMEL TOURNAMENT,

194. THIS TIME WE'RE GOING TO WIN, RIGHT JOE CAMEL?

195. JOE CAMEL, JOE CAMEL!

196. LOOK OVER THERE!

197. WHAT?

198. TEAM MORTAR!

199. HAND OVER YOUR JOE CAMEL NOW.

200. JOE CAMEL.

201. OF YOUR JOKAMEL.

202. YOU'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT THEM FIRST.

203. GO JOE CAMEL!

204. SUNDAY AFTERNOON BLUES?

205. BORED AGAIN?

206. JOKAMEL!

207. FEATURING THE JOE CAMEL WATCH,

208. VIDEO GAME,

209. ACTION FIGURE.

210. TOYS YOU'LL CRAVE.

211. GOT TO GET 'EM ALL!

212. BEST SHOT?

213. ON FOR SIZE!

214. GO JANE CAMEL!

215. JANE CAMEL!

216. AHH!

217. MYSTERIATO, I CHOOSE YOU!

218. GO ASSIGOR!

219. BLOW ATTACK!

220. ASSIGOR!

221. NOW AVAILABLE, JANE CAMEL LUNCHBOX.

222. OWN THE MYSTERIATO T-SHIRT.

223. HIPPITY-HOP,

224. WITH CANDY CONTAINER!

225. TOYS YOU'LL CRAVE.

226. GOT TO GET 'EM ALL!

227. CAITLIN!

228. GO, "SATISFIZOR" !

229. "SATISFIZOR'S" POWER!

230. NOW HE'S GOT THE POWER!

231. FEELING EDGY?

232. GRAB SOME JOKAMEL.

233. NOW AVAILABLE, CAITLIN PENCIL SHARPENER.

234. THE "ME SO SNEEZY" JOE CAMEL.

235. TICKLE HIM AND HE SNEEZES.

236. THE PLEASANT "SATISFIZOR" BUBBLE BLOWER.

237. AND REMEMBER, WHEN YOU CATCH ALL 20 JOE CAMEL FIGURES,

238. YOU'LL RECEIVE THIS FREE CARRYING CASE.

239. JOKAMEL MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FUN.

240. AND NOW, KIDS,

241. CIGARETTES,

242. SMOOTH, SILKY CIGARETTES,

243. AVAILABLE IN STORES.

244. WE'RE BACK AND WE HAVE FINISHED HELEN'S MAKEOVER.

245. NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK

246. AND LET'S SEE HELEN AFTER!

247. WOW!

248. WASN'T THAT FABULOUS?

249. THINK, DAVE?

250. COUNTING ON YOU!

251. FORGET IT!

252. NOW SHE'S JUST A SKANK WITH A DAMN BOW!

253. WHY DON'T YOU JUST

254. THE HOOCHIE-COOCHIE?

255. I SAID, WHO YOU CALLING AN?

256. I'M CALLING YOU AN!

257. YOU'RE THE!

258. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

259. AND SAY THAT!

260. OF ME?

261. OF ME?

262. OH, BOY, MUST BE THE FOOD GUY.

263. HI.

264. BUENOS NOCHES, AMIGO.

265. ESE SOMBRERO TAN GRANDE.

266. HOLD IT, HOLD IT.

267. THIS IS JUST A GETUP,

268. I REALLY DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE.

269. OKAY, TWO TACOS ON PITA,

270. WAFFLE FRIES, AND A COCA-COLA,

271. THAT'S 8.50 ALL TOGETHER.

272. SAY, COME ON IN, IT'S MEXICAN'S DAY.

273. HEY, I'M NO MEXICAN, I'M PUERTO RICAN.

274. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, TOO.

275. YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET SOMEONE FROM YOUR NECK OF THE PUEBLO,

276. JUAN THE WORM.

277. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY DOWN THERE, JUAN?

278. I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOWN THERE, BUDDY.

279. LOOK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE MEXICAN STYLE.

280. WHAT DO YOU SAY, AMIGO?

281. YOU LIKE 'EM FIRE WATER?

282. OH, GIBBITY GOBBITY GOO, I'LL TAKE THAT FOR A "Sí."

283. CHECK OUT THIS SCHOOL FILM.

284. IT'S EVEN HARDER THAN BOWLING A 300 GAME.

285. CAN BE EASY AND FUN, TOO,

286. WHEN YOU USE YOUR FRIEND, MNEMONICS.

287. MNEMONICS ALL THE TIME.

288. FOR EXAMPLE, TO REMEMBER

289. MUSIC, YOU MIGHT USE THE MNEMONIC,

290. SEE HOW IT WORKS?

291. IN THE ADULT SPINAL COLUMN,

292. AND FORGETTABLE NAMES.

293. DON'T EAT IT, THOUGH, JUST REMEMBER THAT IT DOES.

294. MNEMONICS WILL DO THE REST.

295. AH, THAT'S BETTER.

296. NOW WHEN YOU'RE ASKED ABOUT EVOLUTION,

297. AND HER PREFERENCE FOR PICKLES.

298. DEAR LORD, WHO CAN REMEMBER OUR FIRST FIVE PRESIDENTS?

299. YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHY,

300. BUT YOU'LL KNOW OUR FIRST FIVE PRESIDENTS.

301. OH, DEAR.

302. THE ORIGINAL 13 COLONIES.

303. LET'S TRY A MNEMONIC.

304. THANKS AGAIN, MNEMONICS.

305. YOU'RE A DEAR, DEAR FRIEND.

306. HEY, HEY, GET AWAY FROM ME, FEATHER PUD.

307. OH YEAH, YOU WANT SOME MORE, POPEYE?

308. HEY, I'M TRYING TO EAT.

309. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!

310. HEY DAVE, HEY, COME ON, PAL,

311. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU SOME MONEY.

312. THE EGGS.

313. YEAH, IT CAN'T FAIL.

314. SOUNDS GOOD, EXCEPT

315. I AIN'T STICKING LITTLE DAVE INTO THAT SLUNK MEAT.

316. OKAY, PLAN "B."

317. YEAH, MY FRIEND

318. HE'S HERE FOR UH, HE'S—

319. I GOTTA WHACK IT, SISTER!

320. RIGHT THIS WAY.

321. I'M TELLING YOU, IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.

322. I CAN'T GET OFF WITH THESE OLD MAGAZINES.

323. WOMEN IS DEAD!

324. IT'S A TURN-OFF!

325. WELL, NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE THAT PROBLEM.

326. I AIN'T NO ONE ELSE, HONEY.

327. I'M AN EXTREMELY

328. AND SPECIFIC TASTES.

329. WHAT HE SAYS.

330. AH, OKAY.

331. THAT BULB UP THERE.

332. THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES.

333. OKAY, NOW GO AHEAD.

334. GO AHEAD WHAT?

335. WHACK ME OFF.

336. YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DO IT?

337. YOU SICK FREAK!

338. HEY, I DON'T HAVE ANY THUMBS, YOU MAROONS!

339. NOW WHO'S GONNA DO IT?

340. WHILE I'M HARD!

341. WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

342. WE DON'T HAVE THUMBS.

343. WE'LL HANDLE IT.

344. NURSE WALKER!

345. MOMMY!

346. JUAN, óYEME.

347. TU NO ME ESTáS OYENDO.

348. HICE TODO POR ESA MUJER...

349. CONSTRICTING.

350. Sí, Sí, I UNDERSTAND, DOUG.

351. NOW, MY AMIGO, IT SEEMS

352. HAS COME TO AN END.

353. MEAN, JUAN?

354. YOU SEE, YOU HAVE COME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE.

355. NOW YOU MUST EAT ME.

356. OH, NO, I COULDN'T DO THAT.

357. YES, YOU MUST!

358. IT IS THE MEXICAN WAY.

359. THE PEOPLE OF THE VILLAGE,

360. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

361. I'VE SEEN IT A HUNDRED TIMES.

362. OH, GEE WHIZ.

363. NIGHT-NIGHT.

364. THE ANIPALS ARE BACK!

365. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

366. YOU'RE SCARED!

367. VIAGRA FOR LIZARDS!

368. OH, YEAH RIGHT, YOU SHOULD GO TO THE VET, LADY!

369. UP THE WAZOO, I BET!

370. I'LL ROCK YOUR WORLD!

371. OH, BRING IT ON! YOU BRING IT ON, BIG SHOT!

372. I'LL MAKE YOU BACK THAT THING UP!