TV Funhouse 1x3

Directed by Sean Lattrell • Bill Berner • David Wachtenheim

Andrew Daly as Joseph of Arimathea (voice) • Ana Gasteyer as Mary Magdalene (voice) • Tyrone Finch as Meadowlark (voice) • Tim Meadows as Curly (voice) • Tracy Morgan as Geese (voice)

The Anipals tap Doug's spine to extract his Christmas cheer. One of Chickie's sons helps to turn the cheer into powder, and the Anipals become addicts.

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1. ENOUGH!

2. MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANIPALS.

3. CHRISTMAS? BAH HUMCUNT.

4. THAT'S HUMBUG.

5. AND IT'S FROM MY FAVORITE YULETIDE STORY,

6. OF BEWITCHED.

7. DOUG, WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?

8. I'M FILLED WITH CHRISTMAS CHEER.

9. WOW, WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

10. WELL, SANTA CLAUS

11. TIME OF YEAR.

12. FOR FREE?

13. WHERE IS IT? I DON'T SEE ANY.

14. WELL, YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

15. IT'S JUST A RING

16. YOUR SPINE.

17. REALLY? THE SPINE?

18. SHIT.

19. MEAN, SHIT?

20. A FORTUNE.

21. SILLY.

22. INTO HIS SPINE.

23. YEAH, YEAH, CHRISTMAS CHEER.

24. NOW HOLD STILL, DOUG,

25. TO BE VERY PAINFUL.

26. IS IT?

27. YEP.

28. IT ALL, DOC.

29. DON'T WORRY, HANK,

30. THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYBODY.

31. HERE IT COMES.

32. OOH, PRETTY.

33. FROM THAT CHEER!

34. WE NEED IT PURE.

35. UH-OH.

36. MY LEG'S STARTING TO GET A LITTLE NUMB.

37. THAT'S GOTTA BE A GOOD SIGN.

38. HEY, DOC, I'M PLANNING ON GOING CAROLING IN AN HOUR,

39. IS THAT OKAY?

40. I WOULDN'T 'CAUSE I'D BE PARALYZED.

41. OKEY POKEY, THAT'S IT.

42. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO TO MY PLACE

43. WAY TO DROP THIS JUNK.

44. GEE, KIDS,

45. TO BE GIVING ON CHRISTMAS.

46. CHRISTMAS CLASSIC.

47. NOW LISTEN, MY CHILDREN,

48. FEELINGS ONCE A YEAR.

49. IT HAPPENS EACH WINTER, YOU'LL HEAR HIS NAME MENTIONED,

50. TINGLES, THE CHRISTMAS TENSION.

51. ON THE 23rd,

52. DISGUISED AS A PHONE BILL, YOUR HOME HE'S ENTERED.

53. HIDING UP INTO THE AIR,

54. 'ROUND EVERYWHERE.

55. I'D SURE LIKE TO FILL ALL HER QUOTAS.

56. WHY YOUR PARENTS CAN'T TAKE IT AROUND CHRISTMAS DAY.

57. ON GRANDMA, ON GRANDPA, ON DRUNK UNCLE OTTO,

58. LITTLE OUT-OF-WEDLOCK MULATTO.

59. OH, YOU LET YOUR KIDS DO THAT?

60. SAYS OLD AUNTIE ROSE.

61. AND BOUNCING WITH GLEE.

62. NOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER, BUT KIDS DON'T YOU FEAR.

63. HIS VIBES NEXT YEAR.

64. TO CONCENTRATE THIS CHEER.

65. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

66. CHICKY!

67. THESE PRESENTS MYSELF.

68. SORRY, SWEETIE.

69. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? AND WHAT'S THAT JAR?

70. OH, UH, WE, UH...

71. SOME OF HIS, UH,

72. FAMOUS CHRISTMAS YOGURT.

73. OH, OKAY.

74. HONEY, WHICH KID HAS THE CHEMISTRY SET AGAIN?

75. UH... DEVON.

76. GREAT.

77. COME ON, WHISKERS AND GANG!

78. AH, NO, THIS KID'S INTO SNOWBOARDING,

79. MUST BE DOWN THE HALL.

80. NO, THIS ONE'S INTO PRO WRESTLING.

81. METALLICA?

82. JESUS.

83. LET'S GO, MOVE IT!

84. BACK UP, BACK UP.

85. ASTRONAUTS? ASTRONAUTS? ASTRONAUTS?

86. OUT!

87. NOPE, THIS ONE'S INTO THE SIMPSONS.

88. DO YOU HAVE, CHICKY?

89. 186.

90. AND ALL BOYS.

91. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

92. LOOKS GREAT FROM HERE.

93. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

94. COME ON, ZABU, SING WITH ME!

95. IT'S A HOLIDAY!

96. I CATCH THE TAIL!

97. COME ON!

98. I CAN'T DO IT, HE'S GETTING AWAY!

99. OH, WELL.

100. HERE'S SOME MORE FUN HOLIDAY CHRISTMAS STUFF.

101. IN THE LIVING ROOM CLOSET.

102. MOM'S DRAWER.

103. THE OVEN.

104. UNDER GRANDPA'S HAT.

105. IN DAD'S GUN CABINET.

106. INSIDE BREAD.

107. ON THE ROOF.

108. THE KITCHEN WALL.

109. FAVORITE TOY.

110. OUT.

111. OUT.

112. CHICKY JR.

113. OUT.

114. A-HA!

115. HAVE YOU BEEN?

116. MY SCIENCE PROJECT.

117. WELL, GET LOST,

118. WE'VE GOT GROWN-UPY THINGS TO DO.

119. I'M TELLING MOM!

120. NO, DON'T TELL MOM!

121. OKAY, LOOK, YOU CAN STAY.

122. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAYBE I CAN HELP.

123. ALL RIGHT.

124. WELL, HERE, LOOK.

125. DRIPPY STUFF?

126. LIQUID, YEAH.

127. BLOOBY BLEE...

128. OH, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.

129. THERE YOU ARE.

130. CHRISTMAS CHEER.

131. LET'S SNORT IT.

132. I'M NOT FEELING ANYTHING.

133. ME NEITHER, JEFFY, YOU?

134. NADA.

135. AH, THIS STUFF IS CRAP!

136. WE'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!

137. IS MORE INTENSE.

138. I THINK I'M GETTING SOMETHING.

139. YEAH, SPAGHETTI LEGS.

140. WHOA!

141. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

142. HEY, GANG!

143. LET'S GO SEE IF IT'S SNOWING!

144. IT'LL BLOW YOUR ASS OUT OF THE WATER.

145. EVERLASTING LIFE.

146. INTO THE WORLD,

147. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

148. I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A FAIR PRICE.

149. $500 IS A FAIR PRICE.

150. CHEER, CHEER.

151. GUYS, ENOUGH.

152. BACK HERE!

153. ALL THE WAY!

154. IT'S SO FUN TO RIDE ON A SLEIGH!

155. IT'S A SLEIGH!

156. IT'S A SLEIGH!

157. ME OVER, HANK.

158. THIS SHIT IS GREAT.

159. YEAH, YEAH.

160. HEY, THE LADIES NEED MORE CHEER, JERRY.

161. OH, HEY, SURE, WHERE IS IT?

162. HEY, MOFOS!

163. I JUST PUT 3 OUNCES

164. PRESIDENT JOHNSON.

165. FOR AC-T-ION!

166. CHICKY, DON'T USE IT ALL.

167. WHOA, DUDE, MY FRIEND!

168. HAIL TO THE CHIEF!

169. NO, I NEED THAT!

170. OOH, COME ON.

171. WHOA.

172. OH, YEAH, BRING IT ON.

173. THE MORE, THE MERRIER.

174. OH, YEAH OH, YEAH.

175. UM, LET'S GO SCORE SOME MORE.

176. GOOD IDEA.

177. LATINO FRIENDS OUT THERE.

178. BOY, I'M GETTING ALL KIND OF FEELING BACK IN MY TOES,

179. AND A COUPLE MINUTES AGO,

180. HEY, HEY, HEY!

181. KEEP IT DOWN?

182. I'M LULLING THE TAIL INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.

183. GREAT MOVIE, HUH, TAIL?

184. OH, NO!

185. MISPLACED THE MONEY.

186. BUT WORRY NOT, MY FRIEND.

187. GOOD WILL PREVAIL.

188. ARE YOU COMFY?

189. MORE RUMBLES, YES?

190. WOW.

191. NOW WE'RE ALL GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS,

192. AND— UH-OH.

193. LEG'S NUMB AGAIN.

194. DAMN, THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.

195. AH, SCREW IT, WE GOT ENOUGH.

196. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

197. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

198. SHUT UP.

199. JESUS, STOP THAT!

200. SHUT UP!

201. OH, GOD.

202. WHAT HAPPENED?

203. OH, NO!

204. YOUR THOUGHTS.

205. NO, THANKS.

206. HEY, EASY, EASY.

207. IT'S 10:00 IN THE MORNING.

208. 10:00? CHRIST!

209. WHAT?

210. I GOTTA BE SANTA.

211. Attention shoppers,

212. Santa's Christmas-filled Wonderland Shop is now open.

213. Last chance to ask Santa for that special gift.

214. DON'T FREAK OUT, DON'T FREAK OUT,

215. DON'T FREAK OUT, DON'T FREAK OUT,

216. DON'T FREAK OUT...

217. DON'T FREAK OUT, DON'T FREAK OUT.

218. HO DEE HO DEE HO.

219. WHO'S FIRST?

220. AH.

221. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GIRL?

222. AND FRESH GREEN GRASS.

223. LOOKY.

224. WILL GET ME A CHRISTMAS KISS.

225. PLUS ALL THE SPINE SYMPATHY.

226. HOLD STILL! STOP TALKING!

227. WELL, WELL, LOOK WHERE WE ENDED UP, TAIL.

228. BY THE MISTLETOE.

229. YOU SCUMBAG!

230. I'LL TEAR YOUR

231. TO THE DOGS!

232. HERE'S ANOTHER THING.

233. HEY, I THINK—

234. I THINK THIS ONE'S DEAD.

235. HANK, IT'S COOL.

236. SCHOOL?

237. SUNDAY SCHOOL!

238. MY KID'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT.

239. I FORGOT, MY KID'S PLAYING A THREE WISE MAN.

240. FOGEY, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A LIFT.

241. ME?

242. I CAN'T DRIVE ON THIS STUFF.

243. COME ON!

244. I'M TAKING THE PIPES.

245. IT RIGHT BACK.

246. HEY, HEY, A LITTLE ROOM, SHEEP BREATH.

247. CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN.

248. AND LO, WE ARE THREE KINGS

249. TO THIS HOLY PLACE.

250. OH, MAN, THAT'S MY SON UP THERE!

251. HE'S A FUCKIN' STAR!

252. SHH!

253. DON'T MIND ME.

254. SHOW'S UP FRONT, FOLKS.

255. JEFFY, KEEP IT DOWN, PAL.

256. NOT EVERYONE'S ON CHEER.

257. THE NEW KING OF THE JEWS, THE SON OF GOD—

258. BOO, GO, JUNIOR!

259. UH-OH, UH-OH!

260. DON'T DO IT, JESUS!

261. QUIET.

262. IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

263. IN THE END!

264. COME ON, MAN, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!

265. RUN, JESUS, RUN!

266. LOOK OUT!

267. WHO ARE YOU?

268. OF CHRISTMAS PAST.

269. WHAT WAS THAT?

270. HE TOOK THE PIPES.

271. OH.

272. CHRISTMASES WERE LIKE?

273. NO, I'M ACTUALLY SHOWING

274. BEARDED YOU HIS PAST.

275. YIPES.

276. THAT'S A BEARD THAT YOU'LL BE GROWING

277. IN THE FUTURE.

278. BUT I'M HERE TO SHOW HIM YOUR— HIS— YOUR PAST.

279. THE POINT IS, IT'S A BEARD.

280. MAN, WE GOTTA QUIT DOING DRUGS.

281. WE SURE DO. NO MORE. YEAH.

282. ON THE WAGON.

283. NO MORE DRUGS.

284. WE FIND THE STRENGTH?

285. THE BABY JESUS.

286. HE DIED FOR US ALL.

287. CRUTCHES.

288. WHOA!

289. I'M CANDY-CAPPED.

290. YOU ARE A HEATHEN!

291. YEAH!

292. LET'S GET HIM, GANG!

293. HUH?

294. YEAH.

295. MEANS TO YOU?

296. AND CANDY AND CHEER?

297. ABOUT THE TRUE MEANING, DOUG?

298. BORN IN A MANGER.

299. LOBSTER. CAT.

300. CHICKEN. TURTLE.

301. COCKAPOO.

302. HEY, LOOK, I'M GETTING FEELING BACK.

303. LOOK, HE CAN WALK!

304. IT'S A MIRACLE!

305. A MIRACLE!

306. IT AGAIN!

307. THAT'S JESUS FOR YOU.

308. GREAT JOB, JESUS, WAY TO GO!

309. TAKE IT, HANK!