1. So, you a new driver?Copy !req
2. I just relocated
from New York.Copy !req
3. I went to New York once
in the '80s.Copy !req
4. I went to New York once
in the '80s.Copy !req
5. - The heyday.
- Parents and I got muggedCopy !req
6. by a guy with a samurai sword.Copy !req
7. It's not for everybody.Copy !req
8. So, you're at the light
taking your driver's test,Copy !req
9. So, you're at the light
taking your driver's test,Copy !req
10. - and then...
- Down!Copy !req
11. You know we ran your name
through the system.Copy !req
12. - Then you know I'm a Leo.
- He's free to go.Copy !req
13. - Then you know I'm a Leo.
- He's free to go.Copy !req
14. Part of a bigger investigation.Copy !req
15. What are you doing here
in Cow Patty, Oklahoma?Copy !req
16. Stopping bad guys from
blowing up our country.Copy !req
17. Stopping bad guys from
blowing up our country.Copy !req
18. Tough day at the office.Copy !req
19. Tulsa is one of the ATF's
many versions of Siberia.Copy !req
20. Tulsa is one of the ATF's
many versions of Siberia.Copy !req
21. What's that?
Look like "FR" to you?Copy !req
22. What's that?
Look like "FR" to you?Copy !req
23. Place about five miles
from here.Copy !req
24. - Mrs. Fennario?
- Miss Devereaux.Copy !req
25. Car was stolen
and set on fire,Copy !req
26. Car was stolen
and set on fire,Copy !req
27. and I found this
in the backseat.Copy !req
28. - I'm a private investigator.
- Right, and I'm an astronaut.Copy !req
29. Well, do you mind
if I ask around?Copy !req
30. Well, do you mind
if I ask around?Copy !req
31. On my property?
Yeah, I do mind.Copy !req
32. Fair enough.Copy !req
33. Oh, Ritchie, easy.Copy !req
34. Keep her under 160,
for Christ sake.Copy !req
35. Keep her under 160,
for Christ sake.Copy !req
36. Come on Manny, she ain't
even gonna break a sweat.Copy !req
37. She's got a baby race
in three days.Copy !req
38. She's got a baby race
in three days.Copy !req
39. I want a little sugar left
in the tank still come Saturday.Copy !req
40. Seems like you're gearing her
more for a hay ride.Copy !req
41. Seems like you're gearing her
more for a hay ride.Copy !req
42. Yeah, well, it ain't you
getting ripped a new oneCopy !req
43. if she goes flat
ahead of the stretch.Copy !req
44. Ten more minutes,
then cool her down.Copy !req
45. Ten more minutes,
then cool her down.Copy !req
46. - You headed out?
- Yeah, I'll be back.Copy !req
47. Just got some shit
at home to deal with.Copy !req
48. Just got some shit
at home to deal with.Copy !req
49. Hey, babe.Copy !req
50. Hey, babe.Copy !req
51. I'm gonna swing by WinCo
after I drop the boys.Copy !req
52. - You want anything?Copy !req
53. Thinks it's a fucking joke.Copy !req
54. Thinks it's a fucking joke.Copy !req
55. Okay, well, don't complainCopy !req
56. when I don't remember
what cereal you wanted.Copy !req
57. - What?
I'll be back in a bit.Copy !req
58. - What?
I'll be back in a bit.Copy !req
59. Motherfucking bastard.Copy !req
60. Motherfucking bastard.Copy !req
61. Fucking hit him.Copy !req
62. - Close the trunk.
- Jesus, I knew it.Copy !req
63. I fucking knew it.Copy !req
64. Get on your knees.Copy !req
65. I'm gonna say a name,Copy !req
66. I'm gonna say a name,Copy !req
67. and you're gonna answer me
yes or no.Copy !req
68. It's very simple.
Chickie.Copy !req
69. Chickie?
What about Chickie?Copy !req
70. Chickie?
What about Chickie?Copy !req
71. - Turn around.
- I don't...Copy !req
72. Better start talking
or I promise your brainsCopy !req
73. are gonna be all over
this fucking kitchen.Copy !req
74. are gonna be all over
this fucking kitchen.Copy !req
75. Chickie what?
I got no fucking ideaCopy !req
76. what you're asking me.
Chickie what?Copy !req
77. Just tell me and
I'll tell you, please.Copy !req
78. Just tell me and
I'll tell you, please.Copy !req
79. Did he send you here
to kill me, yes or no?Copy !req
80. No! No, I haven't even
seen Chickie in over 20 years.Copy !req
81. No! No, I haven't even
seen Chickie in over 20 years.Copy !req
82. - So, who hired you?
- Hired me?Copy !req
83. I don't even know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
84. You gonna tell me
that wasn't youCopy !req
85. You gonna tell me
that wasn't youCopy !req
86. who tried to take me out
the other day?Copy !req
87. - Who sent you?
- You came here to kill me.Copy !req
88. What the fuck was I supposed
to do, wait?Copy !req
89. What the fuck was I supposed
to do, wait?Copy !req
90. I got a wife, I got kids.Copy !req
91. When I saw you at the mall,
I figured Chickie's the oneCopy !req
92. who sent you here to kill me.Copy !req
93. who sent you here to kill me.Copy !req
94. I got no beef with you, Dwight.Copy !req
95. Not you, not New York,
not fucking anybody.Copy !req
96. But Jesus Christ, why the fuck
else would you be in Tulsa?Copy !req
97. But Jesus Christ, why the fuck
else would you be in Tulsa?Copy !req
98. - Sugar?
- What?Copy !req
99. You got sugar?Copy !req
100. You got sugar?Copy !req
101. No, we have—
what do you call it, agave.Copy !req
102. - The fuck's that?
- No idea.Copy !req
103. - The fuck's that?
- No idea.Copy !req
104. So, let me get this right.Copy !req
105. I'm here in
the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
106. I'm here in
the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
107. and just by some coincidence,Copy !req
108. and just by some coincidence,Copy !req
109. you're here too,
and you try to shoot meCopy !req
110. because you think
I'm here to shoot you?Copy !req
111. Is that the line of defense
you're going with?Copy !req
112. Is that the line of defense
you're going with?Copy !req
113. On my kid's eyes,
I fucking swear,Copy !req
114. it's the Gods honest truth.Copy !req
115. My wife's gonna be home
any minute now.Copy !req
116. - She doesn't know anything.
- I'll leave a note.Copy !req
117. - Tico Tavares.Copy !req
118. - What?
- Tico Tavares.Copy !req
119. - What about him?
- In prison, they set you up.Copy !req
120. - What about him?
- In prison, they set you up.Copy !req
121. I tried to warn you
but I couldn't get through.Copy !req
122. You said they tried
to set me up.Copy !req
123. - Who's they?
- Pete.Copy !req
124. - Who's they?
- Pete.Copy !req
125. My Pete?Copy !req
126. - You fucking liar.
- He was afraid you'd flipped.Copy !req
127. Fucking 25 years, come on.Copy !req
128. Fucking 25 years, come on.Copy !req
129. Nobody does that kind of time.Copy !req
130. - I did.
- I know you did,Copy !req
131. but most of these guys...Copy !req
132. but most of these guys...Copy !req
133. I was afraid they'd kill me
because of what I knew.Copy !req
134. That's why I skipped town.Copy !req
135. I've been here 19 years, Dwight.
I built a life.Copy !req
136. I've been here 19 years, Dwight.
I built a life.Copy !req
137. Pete...Copy !req
138. You mow your lawn?Copy !req
139. - What?
- Do you mow your grass?Copy !req
140. - What?
- Do you mow your grass?Copy !req
141. - Yeah, sure.
- You know, I've never...Copy !req
142. mowed a lawn, never.
Not once in my entire life.Copy !req
143. You grew up in Brooklyn, so.Copy !req
144. You grew up in Brooklyn, so.Copy !req
145. Dwight, I'm sorry.
I didn't rat on anybody.Copy !req
146. I didn't want to hurt nobody.
I just wanted out.Copy !req
147. I didn't want to hurt nobody.
I just wanted out.Copy !req
148. You know that
ain't the way it goes, right?Copy !req
149. You know that
ain't the way it goes, right?Copy !req
150. Our thing,
25 years ago, Armand,Copy !req
151. you fucked up,Copy !req
152. you fucked up,Copy !req
153. and I went away for what became
a third of my life.Copy !req
154. And then you...Copy !req
155. tried to put
a bullet in my head.Copy !req
156. I— I swear to God,Copy !req
157. - I was just trying...
- I'm talking.Copy !req
158. - I was just trying...
- I'm talking.Copy !req
159. You work for me now, understand?
Like you always have.Copy !req
160. I expect an envelope
every Saturday.Copy !req
161. I expect an envelope
every Saturday.Copy !req
162. We'll start
at 300 bucks a week.Copy !req
163. Dwight, this ain't New York.
It's fucking Tulsa.Copy !req
164. I didn't tell you to move here.Copy !req
165. I didn't tell you to move here.Copy !req
166. Of course,
the one time I am running late.Copy !req
167. I'll send over some sugar.Copy !req
168. Oh my God.Copy !req
169. You know
you're doing that wrong.Copy !req
170. Your form.Copy !req
171. Your form.Copy !req
172. Hey, pal.Copy !req
173. Hey, pal.Copy !req
174. - Sorry.
- Buddy.Copy !req
175. The kettlebells.Copy !req
176. You're not lifting them right.Copy !req
177. Really?Copy !req
178. Really?Copy !req
179. - Soft knees.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
180. You got to hinge your hips.Copy !req
181. Keep your body
in a standing plank position.Copy !req
182. Keep your body
in a standing plank position.Copy !req
183. - And lift.
- I'll tell you what.Copy !req
184. Let's make it interesting.Copy !req
185. Let's make it interesting.Copy !req
186. You stand in front of me,Copy !req
187. and if I can't put
you to sleep with one swing,Copy !req
188. and if I can't put
you to sleep with one swing,Copy !req
189. I'll donate a grand
to your favorite charity.Copy !req
190. Deal?Copy !req
191. Or should I go
back to doing it wrong?Copy !req
192. Or should I go
back to doing it wrong?Copy !req
193. Blue Dome Haberdashery.Copy !req
194. Custom tailoring.
Let's try that.Copy !req
195. Custom tailoring.
Let's try that.Copy !req
196. I wanna drop these suits off
to get altered.Copy !req
197. What the hell's that?Copy !req
198. It's a transponder.
For tolls.Copy !req
199. It's a transponder.
For tolls.Copy !req
200. - It's like an easy pass.
- Get rid of it.Copy !req
201. They just gonna take a picture
of the license plate,Copy !req
202. They just gonna take a picture
of the license plate,Copy !req
203. send a bill in the mail.Copy !req
204. You don't get rid of that.Copy !req
205. I hope they get
my good side.Copy !req
206. Let's not make it
too easy for them.Copy !req
207. Let's see what we got here.Copy !req
208. Let's see what we got here.Copy !req
209. - Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
210. You know, Kenny Rogers used to
shop here when he was in town.Copy !req
211. You know, Kenny Rogers used to
shop here when he was in town.Copy !req
212. - Kenny who?
- Seriously?Copy !req
213. The guy's in the Hall of Fame.Copy !req
214. Know when to hold them.
Know when to fold them.Copy !req
215. Know when to hold them.
Know when to fold them.Copy !req
216. Let's see what we got here.Copy !req
217. I seem to have
expanded a little bit.Copy !req
218. Can I be honest with you?Copy !req
219. Can I be honest with you?Copy !req
220. We're in Tulsa.Copy !req
221. How about something
a little more modern?Copy !req
222. How about something
a little more modern?Copy !req
223. More in keeping
with the local style?Copy !req
224. A jacket like this
with a StetsonCopy !req
225. A jacket like this
with a StetsonCopy !req
226. and a pair of Lucchese Boots,
hoo-wee,Copy !req
227. you would look
like a million bucks.Copy !req
228. you would look
like a million bucks.Copy !req
229. There's alligators up
on that motherfucker, man.Copy !req
230. Yeah, it's an alligator.Copy !req
231. You can't turn that down,
it's got the alligators.Copy !req
232. You can't turn that down,
it's got the alligators.Copy !req
233. Alligators don't work on this.Copy !req
234. Work your magic.Copy !req
235. - Just make them fit.
- Done.Copy !req
236. - Just make them fit.
- Done.Copy !req
237. However, the man who only suits
himself has a fool for a tailor.Copy !req
238. - I've been called worse.
- You know, a couple Grammys ago,Copy !req
239. - I've been called worse.
- You know, a couple Grammys ago,Copy !req
240. Puffy pulled up with
the paisley Dolce and Gabbana.Copy !req
241. You know you'd be
fly as shit in that, man?Copy !req
242. Can you step
a little bit closer?Copy !req
243. - Hey, what's up?
- Bang. Zoom.Copy !req
244. Thank you, Bert.Copy !req
245. Hey, look at this guy.Copy !req
246. Hey, look at this guy.Copy !req
247. Hm. What'd he do?Copy !req
248. - Nothing yet.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
249. - Nothing yet.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
250. What do you mean?Copy !req
251. - Is he a perp?
- No, he's on Tinder.Copy !req
252. Wow.Copy !req
253. Wow.Copy !req
254. So happy to see our hard earned
tax dollars at work.Copy !req
255. - Oh, you're not online?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
256. - Oh, you're not online?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
257. Come on, it's not terrible.Copy !req
258. It's kind of like
panning for gold.Copy !req
259. Sometimes you find a nugget.Copy !req
260. I guess I'm old-fashioned.Copy !req
261. I guess I'm old-fashioned.Copy !req
262. I actually have to get
my dick picks in person.Copy !req
263. Oh, how's that going?Copy !req
264. Come on, Stacy,
you get out there a little bit.Copy !req
265. Yeah, I was out there recently.Copy !req
266. It didn't go great.
I'm fine.Copy !req
267. It didn't go great.
I'm fine.Copy !req
268. Hey, don't make me
worry about you.Copy !req
269. Any trouble
getting these things?Copy !req
270. Any trouble
getting these things?Copy !req
271. Fuck no.
Nitrous is overseenCopy !req
272. by the Food and Drug
Administration.Copy !req
273. Not exactly the agency that
strikes fear in one's heart.Copy !req
274. Not exactly the agency that
strikes fear in one's heart.Copy !req
275. - Not exactly.
- No, right?Copy !req
276. Dwight, we ready?Copy !req
277. Dwight, we ready?Copy !req
278. Tyson is on his way.Copy !req
279. You guys want
something to drink?Copy !req
280. - Yes.
- No, we're working.Copy !req
281. - Yes.
- No, we're working.Copy !req
282. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
283. Hey, Dwight,
you remember Bad Face?Copy !req
284. Hey, Dwight,
you remember Bad Face?Copy !req
285. Yeah, the psycho neurotic
from the weed farm.Copy !req
286. Yeah.Copy !req
287. He's in town for the next
couple days making some drops.Copy !req
288. He's in town for the next
couple days making some drops.Copy !req
289. So, I thought maybe
you'd want to avoid him.Copy !req
290. So, I thought maybe
you'd want to avoid him.Copy !req
291. No, no, no,
I got no issue with Bad Face.Copy !req
292. You gotta see this guy, he's
definitely off the reservation.Copy !req
293. You gotta see this guy, he's
definitely off the reservation.Copy !req
294. - Who is he?
- He's a Creek IndianCopy !req
295. with a staring problem.Copy !req
296. - Serious staring problem.
- Sounds fun at parties.Copy !req
297. - Serious staring problem.
- Sounds fun at parties.Copy !req
298. - Yeah, war parties.
- Ready to roll out?Copy !req
299. All right, throw that stuff
in the trunkCopy !req
300. All right, throw that stuff
in the trunkCopy !req
301. and go out there
and make some money.Copy !req
302. - Yes, sir.
- Okay.Copy !req
303. Go get 'em kids.Copy !req
304. Go get 'em kids.Copy !req
305. Fucking Bad Face.Copy !req
306. Ice-cold patties.
- Here you go, that's 10 bucks.Copy !req
307. Ice-cold patties.
- Here you go, that's 10 bucks.Copy !req
308. Hey, hold it at the tip,Copy !req
309. you gonna lose
all the good stuff, now.Copy !req
310. - Look at these motherfuckers.
- Business is booming.Copy !req
311. - Look at these motherfuckers.
- Business is booming.Copy !req
312. Oh, yeah.
You guys want a balloon?Copy !req
313. Who the fuck said
you could set up here?Copy !req
314. The parking lot?Copy !req
315. The parking lot?Copy !req
316. No, like, who gave you
permission to sell?Copy !req
317. Nobody gave us permission
to sell.Copy !req
318. 'cause we ain't
asking for permission.Copy !req
319. This is our territory.Copy !req
320. This is our territory.Copy !req
321. You want to buy something?Copy !req
322. Bye-bye.Copy !req
323. Fifteen years
since I had my last drink,Copy !req
324. so thank you for that.Copy !req
325. Right before Devin
was born, yeah.Copy !req
326. - Will he kill us?
- Not you and the kids.Copy !req
327. - No.
- That's what Boise was about?Copy !req
328. - No.
- That's what Boise was about?Copy !req
329. So, what have you left us?Copy !req
330. What do you mean?
Like, the house? Life insurance?Copy !req
331. What do you mean?
Like, the house? Life insurance?Copy !req
332. No, us. You and me.Copy !req
333. Because how am I supposed
to believe anythingCopy !req
334. that you tell me
from this point out?Copy !req
335. that you tell me
from this point out?Copy !req
336. 'Cause you're a fucking liar,
Manny.Copy !req
337. - Is that even really your name?
- It's Armand.Copy !req
338. - You know that.
- Do I?Copy !req
339. - You know that.
- Do I?Copy !req
340. Oh, come on, would you
fucking stop, please, Clara?Copy !req
341. I'm sorry.
You're right.Copy !req
342. I'm sorry.
You're right.Copy !req
343. I should've told you everything
when we first met,Copy !req
344. about my past, but the further
down the line we got,Copy !req
345. the less necessary it felt.Copy !req
346. the less necessary it felt.Copy !req
347. It was like
ancient historyCopy !req
348. that I, frankly,
I wanted to forget.Copy !req
349. that I, frankly,
I wanted to forget.Copy !req
350. It's ugly.Copy !req
351. I know now.Copy !req
352. Now I do.Copy !req
353. How'd it go?Copy !req
354. We went through
all ten of the tanks.Copy !req
355. We went through
all ten of the tanks.Copy !req
356. - Yeah.
- We could've sold moreCopy !req
357. - if we had them.
- Laughing gas.Copy !req
358. Laughing all the way
to the bank, huh?Copy !req
359. Laughing all the way
to the bank, huh?Copy !req
360. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
361. Something going on tonight?Copy !req
362. Yeah, and tomorrow night, too.Copy !req
363. All right,
let's swing by Mitch'sCopy !req
364. All right,
let's swing by Mitch'sCopy !req
365. and pick up some more tanks.Copy !req
366. Here.Copy !req
367. Buy yourself
something pretty.Copy !req
368. I might get me
one of them rings.Copy !req
369. I might get me
one of them rings.Copy !req
370. You know what?
This one has lost its luster.Copy !req
371. You know what?
This one has lost its luster.Copy !req
372. - Here, take it.
- You serious?Copy !req
373. Yeah, take it.
Come on, you earned it.Copy !req
374. Fuck.Copy !req
375. Fuck.Copy !req
376. Wow.Copy !req
377. So...Copy !req
378. So...Copy !req
379. if I'm hearing right—
and lads, by all means,Copy !req
380. jump in and stop me
if you feel different.Copy !req
381. jump in and stop me
if you feel different.Copy !req
382. You and Davy here,
you just let them waltz on in.Copy !req
383. Come in,
come in and you let themCopy !req
384. Come in,
come in and you let themCopy !req
385. take the food
right off our table.Copy !req
386. - Did I get that right?
- We didn't think it wiseCopy !req
387. - Did I get that right?
- We didn't think it wiseCopy !req
388. to start any shit without
checking with you first.Copy !req
389. Weak fucking links.Copy !req
390. They're unreliable, indecisive,Copy !req
391. They're unreliable, indecisive,Copy !req
392. and now revealed
to be total pussies.Copy !req
393. Weak fucking links.Copy !req
394. Weak fucking links.Copy !req
395. Easily exploited
by interloping hippies.Copy !req
396. I mean, who are we if we can't
protect what's ours?Copy !req
397. I mean, who are we if we can't
protect what's ours?Copy !req
398. They've left us all exposed.Copy !req
399. This.Copy !req
400. This.Copy !req
401. It's no minor fuck up.
No.Copy !req
402. This is a threatCopy !req
403. This is a threatCopy !req
404. to our very existence.Copy !req
405. to our very existence.Copy !req
406. You interrupted
my breakfast for this?Copy !req
407. Dwight, it's an antique.
It's like 19th century.Copy !req
408. Dwight, it's an antique.
It's like 19th century.Copy !req
409. Pure copper.
You ever see American Pickers?Copy !req
410. People go crazy for this shit.Copy !req
411. Sure, what household couldn't
live without one of these?Copy !req
412. Sure, what household couldn't
live without one of these?Copy !req
413. I'm just saying,
you could sell it,Copy !req
414. could be worth, like, 20 grand.Copy !req
415. - So, you sell it.
- I can't sell it,Copy !req
416. they'll know I stole it.Copy !req
417. If I sell it,
they'll think I stole it.Copy !req
418. If I sell it,
they'll think I stole it.Copy !req
419. I think shoveling horse shit
has affected your brain, Armand.Copy !req
420. Come on, Dwight, please.
I'm trying over here.Copy !req
421. Come on, Dwight, please.
I'm trying over here.Copy !req
422. I'm really trying.
Give me a break.Copy !req
423. Take it back there
before someone looks upCopy !req
424. Take it back there
before someone looks upCopy !req
425. and sees it's missing.Copy !req
426. Cash, Armand.Copy !req
427. Cash, Armand.Copy !req
428. I nearly broke my neck
getting that thing down.Copy !req
429. Fuck!Copy !req
430. Fuck!Copy !req
431. When's the wedding?Copy !req
432. When's the wedding?Copy !req
433. - What?
- Are you telling me that ain'tCopy !req
434. an engagement ring
on your finger?Copy !req
435. Oh, you got— you funny.
You got jokes today, right?Copy !req
436. Oh, you got— you funny.
You got jokes today, right?Copy !req
437. It was— it was my boss'.Copy !req
438. It was— it was my boss'.Copy !req
439. - What you mean "was"?
- He gave it to meCopy !req
440. to acknowledge the hard work
I've been putting in.Copy !req
441. As a chauffeur?Copy !req
442. As a chauffeur?Copy !req
443. It's more than
a chauffeur, Dad, I'm—Copy !req
444. - I'm also like security, too.
- Protecting him from what?Copy !req
445. - I'm also like security, too.
- Protecting him from what?Copy !req
446. Whatever, you know,
he's a successful guy, you know.Copy !req
447. People get jealous of him.Copy !req
448. - This man a mobster?
- Mark.Copy !req
449. Why would you even
say something like that?Copy !req
450. Only two types of people
wear pinky rings—Copy !req
451. Only two types of people
wear pinky rings—Copy !req
452. mobsters
and British aristocracy.Copy !req
453. And something tells me
your boss ain't no aristocrat.Copy !req
454. That's some real prejudiced shit
right there, I don't know...Copy !req
455. - Hey, language at my table.
- Mark, let the boy eat.Copy !req
456. Tyson knows right from wrong.Copy !req
457. Tyson knows right from wrong.Copy !req
458. - That a real diamond, Ty?
- Of course it is.Copy !req
459. - That a real diamond, Ty?
- Of course it is.Copy !req
460. Whatever you say, Dad.Copy !req
461. Hello?Copy !req
462. Jo, it's me.Copy !req
463. Christ, you sound old.Copy !req
464. Christ, you sound old.Copy !req
465. It's great
hearing your voice, too.Copy !req
466. Twenty-five years.Copy !req
467. What do you expect?Copy !req
468. - I heard you called Tina?
- Yeah.Copy !req
469. Well, if you're looking
for me to intervene,Copy !req
470. Well, if you're looking
for me to intervene,Copy !req
471. you're barking up
the wrong tree.Copy !req
472. I hardly ever see her myself.Copy !req
473. Truth be told, I'm gonna see her
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
474. Yeah?Copy !req
475. That's— that's nice, good.Copy !req
476. That's— that's nice, good.Copy !req
477. It's Joe.Copy !req
478. He's got lymphoma.Copy !req
479. He's got lymphoma.Copy !req
480. And we all take turns
doing shifts.Copy !req
481. Should—should I come?Copy !req
482. What for?
Now?Copy !req
483. He's still my brother.
Our brother.Copy !req
484. He's still my brother.
Our brother.Copy !req
485. What are you,
in some bullshit step programCopy !req
486. doing your apology tour?Copy !req
487. doing your apology tour?Copy !req
488. You want to stop busting
my balls for about five seconds?Copy !req
489. So I'm gonna ask you again.Copy !req
490. So I'm gonna ask you again.Copy !req
491. Why now?Copy !req
492. Honestly, I don't know.Copy !req
493. I don't know anything.Copy !req
494. You're a real fucking beaut,
you know that?Copy !req
495. Radio silence for 25 years.Copy !req
496. Radio silence for 25 years.Copy !req
497. I'll keep you posted about Joe.Copy !req
498. Hey, heads up, y'all.
Hey, look,Copy !req
499. we told y'all motherfuckers
that we—Copy !req
500. we told y'all motherfuckers
that we—Copy !req
501. Come on, man.Copy !req
502. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
503. I scheduled a Zoom
with a real estate agent...Copy !req
504. I scheduled a Zoom
with a real estate agent...Copy !req
505. from Ocala, Florida.Copy !req
506. Oh yeah?
That's— that's horse country.Copy !req
507. Yeah, I'm not
promising anything.Copy !req
508. Yeah, I'm not
promising anything.Copy !req
509. It's just...Copy !req
510. worth a conversation,
that's all.Copy !req
511. worth a conversation,
that's all.Copy !req
512. Fucking unbelievable.Copy !req
513. Fucking unbelievable.Copy !req
514. So, these are the same guys
that said you needed permission?Copy !req
515. So, these are the same guys
that said you needed permission?Copy !req
516. The guys from the other night?Copy !req
517. The guys from the other night?Copy !req
518. It was them,
and it was five other guys.Copy !req
519. Six.Copy !req
520. They took our tanks,
our cash, all of it.Copy !req
521. They took our tanks,
our cash, all of it.Copy !req
522. I'm so sorry about that, man.Copy !req
523. You've got nothing
to be sorry about.Copy !req
524. You held your ground, you lost.
Now it's time to regroup.Copy !req
525. You held your ground, you lost.
Now it's time to regroup.Copy !req
526. - They say who they work for?
- No.Copy !req
527. - They say who they work for?
- No.Copy !req
528. No, but a couple of guys hadCopy !req
529. Black Macadam
embroidered on their jackets.Copy !req
530. Black Macadam
embroidered on their jackets.Copy !req
531. A local biker gang.Copy !req
532. - They anything?
- Well, they ain't nothing.Copy !req
533. - They anything?
- Well, they ain't nothing.Copy !req
534. All right,
so what we finna do?Copy !req
535. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
536. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
537. We're gonna do
the obvious thing.Copy !req
538. We're gonna go in there,
we're gonna get our tanks,Copy !req
539. We're gonna go in there,
we're gonna get our tanks,Copy !req
540. and then we're gonna get
our money.Copy !req
541. - I don't do violence.
- We're not doing violence.Copy !req
542. We're using our head.
You ever read The Art of War?Copy !req
543. We're using our head.
You ever read The Art of War?Copy !req
544. Wouldn't you say that warCopy !req
545. falls under
the violence category here?Copy !req
546. Quote, "the greatest victories
are obtained without battle."Copy !req
547. Quote, "the greatest victories
are obtained without battle."Copy !req
548. End quote.
We're gonna use our heads.Copy !req
549. End quote.
We're gonna use our heads.Copy !req
550. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
551. Fine, but I'm gonna
bring Bad Face just in case.Copy !req
552. - Yeah, Dwight?Copy !req
553. - Yeah, Dwight?Copy !req
554. I need you
to meet me at seven tonightCopy !req
555. at the Bred-2-Buck.
You know it?Copy !req
556. - What's up?
- What's up?Copy !req
557. - What's up?
- What's up?Copy !req
558. I'm giving you a chance
to pay backCopy !req
559. some of what you owe me.Copy !req
560. No, no, no,
thank you, but...Copy !req
561. No, no, no,
thank you, but...Copy !req
562. - Seven, Armand.Copy !req
563. This is what I worked
my ass off for.Copy !req
564. This is what I worked
my ass off for.Copy !req
565. - Send you to college.
- I just got into a fight, Dad.Copy !req
566. Bullshit.
This happenedCopy !req
567. 'cause you work
for that goddamn criminal.Copy !req
568. 'cause you work
for that goddamn criminal.Copy !req
569. - Mark, we don't know that.
- No, maybe you don't know.Copy !req
570. But I do.
And Tyson sure does.Copy !req
571. But I do.
And Tyson sure does.Copy !req
572. Tell your mom Tyson, hm?Copy !req
573. Look in her eye
and lie to her face,Copy !req
574. 'cause that's how
you do now, right?Copy !req
575. 'cause that's how
you do now, right?Copy !req
576. You don't even know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
577. All right, so enlighten me.Copy !req
578. Enlighten me.
What was this big fight about?Copy !req
579. Enlighten me.
What was this big fight about?Copy !req
580. Hm?Copy !req
581. Hm?Copy !req
582. Is this your security work?Copy !req
583. 'Cause if it is,
it looks to meCopy !req
584. like you're the one
need protecting.Copy !req
585. You always thinking
that I can't handle my own.Copy !req
586. You always thinking
that I can't handle my own.Copy !req
587. Like I can't handle
any type of pressure...Copy !req
588. No, no, no, you don't get
to turn thisCopy !req
589. into you're the victim.Copy !req
590. into you're the victim.Copy !req
591. - Pick a lane, son.
- I tried, it's true.Copy !req
592. I tried to go to college.
My major was too imbecilic.Copy !req
593. Was I wrong?
You didn't even finish.Copy !req
594. Was I wrong?
You didn't even finish.Copy !req
595. Made nothing out of every
opportunity we provided you.Copy !req
596. - I'm trying, Dad.
- By driving some gangster's car?Copy !req
597. - I'm trying, Dad.
- By driving some gangster's car?Copy !req
598. You're 25, Tyson.Copy !req
599. How long are your mother
and I supposed to waitCopy !req
600. How long are your mother
and I supposed to waitCopy !req
601. before we see
a return on our investment?Copy !req
602. Oh, you want a return, huh?Copy !req
603. Oh, I got
a return for you.Copy !req
604. Oh, I got
a return for you.Copy !req
605. How about this?
How is that?Copy !req
606. - Tyson.
- You got five secondsCopy !req
607. to get your ass
and that out of my sight.Copy !req
608. to get your ass
and that out of my sight.Copy !req
609. Tyson.
Tyson!Copy !req
610. Tyson.
Tyson!Copy !req
611. - That's catchy.
- Oh, just a little fiddling.Copy !req
612. - That's catchy.
- Oh, just a little fiddling.Copy !req
613. Maisie's gonna cover for me.Copy !req
614. What time you think
we're gonna be back?Copy !req
615. From where?Copy !req
616. - From the concert.
- Aren't you on parole?Copy !req
617. - From the concert.
- Aren't you on parole?Copy !req
618. You don't think you're going
without me, do you?Copy !req
619. No, no, you gotta stay here.
You're not getting busted.Copy !req
620. Work your magic behind the bar.
We got this.Copy !req
621. Work your magic behind the bar.
We got this.Copy !req
622. Hey, hey.Copy !req
623. Hey, haven't
seen you in a minute.Copy !req
624. Eh, I've mostly been drinkingCopy !req
625. Eh, I've mostly been drinkingCopy !req
626. with my close friend,
the couch, lately.Copy !req
627. Trying to break the cycle.Copy !req
628. Happy to help you process.
Casamigos, rocks?Copy !req
629. Happy to help you process.
Casamigos, rocks?Copy !req
630. Yes, please.Copy !req
631. Is it possible
to get that in a large size?Copy !req
632. Let me see
if I can find you a Big Gulp.Copy !req
633. Let me see
if I can find you a Big Gulp.Copy !req
634. Oh, thank you.
You are doing God's work.Copy !req
635. No need, your friend at the end
of the bar covered it.Copy !req
636. No need, your friend at the end
of the bar covered it.Copy !req
637. Order up!Copy !req
638. Dwight.
Where's Mitch?Copy !req
639. Dwight.
Where's Mitch?Copy !req
640. Why?Copy !req
641. I mean, you know,
it just feels like a bad omen.Copy !req
642. It's not a bad omen.Copy !req
643. It's not a bad omen.Copy !req
644. I told you
this is gonna be surgical.Copy !req
645. Nonviolent, we're using
our head.Copy !req
646. Nonviolent, we're using
our head.Copy !req
647. Trust me on that.Copy !req
648. Mr. D?
- Yeah.Copy !req
649. I ain't got a lot
of friends, so this meansCopy !req
650. a lot to me that you've included
me in this beat down.Copy !req
651. a lot to me that you've included
me in this beat down.Copy !req
652. - Hoka hey.
- Hoka hey.Copy !req
653. I'm ready to roll.
Let's get it cracking.Copy !req
654. I'm ready to roll.
Let's get it cracking.Copy !req
655. - Got everything?
- It's already in the car.Copy !req
656. All right, let's do it.Copy !req
657. - Tyson.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
658. Who's that?Copy !req
659. Just give me one second, Dwight.
Let me handle this real quick.Copy !req
660. Just give me one second, Dwight.
Let me handle this real quick.Copy !req
661. What the hell are you doing?
Did you follow me here?Copy !req
662. No, I just set my GPS
to dumb-ass motherfucker.Copy !req
663. No, I just set my GPS
to dumb-ass motherfucker.Copy !req
664. Dad, I'm in the middle
of something right now.Copy !req
665. - You can see that, right?
- Which is what, exactly?Copy !req
666. - Wrap it up.
- Don't tell my son what to do.Copy !req
667. - Wrap it up.
- Don't tell my son what to do.Copy !req
668. Whoa, whoa, chill, Dad.
Relax a little bit.Copy !req
669. Your son works for me.Copy !req
670. My boy is decent,
raised right.Copy !req
671. My boy is decent,
raised right.Copy !req
672. Your boy ain't a boy anymore,
he's a man.Copy !req
673. And like I said,
he works for me.Copy !req
674. And like I said,
he works for me.Copy !req
675. - You coming or not?
- Dad, we...Copy !req
676. Who put that beating on my son?Copy !req
677. It's being taken care of.Copy !req
678. Is that where
you're off to now?Copy !req
679. Is that where
you're off to now?Copy !req
680. - To take care of things?
- It's on the list.Copy !req
681. - Then I'm coming too.
- Dad, what do you mean?Copy !req
682. The enemy of my enemy
is my friend.Copy !req
683. The enemy of my enemy
is my friend.Copy !req
684. And if this is the army
you're bringing into battle,Copy !req
685. And if this is the army
you're bringing into battle,Copy !req
686. then trust me, you need all
the friends you can get.Copy !req
687. He's serious.Copy !req
688. - You a father?
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
689. Then why are you
asking questionsCopy !req
690. Then why are you
asking questionsCopy !req
691. you already know the answer to?Copy !req
692. Dwight.
How you doing?Copy !req
693. How you doing?
Mark.Copy !req
694. How you doing?
Mark.Copy !req
695. Let's hit it, Mark.
Come on!Copy !req
696. So, the New York girl
comes to OklahomaCopy !req
697. to fight the bad guys.Copy !req
698. Yeah, just like
in the fairy tales.Copy !req
699. Yeah, just like
in the fairy tales.Copy !req
700. Mm.Copy !req
701. You're pretty.Copy !req
702. You're pretty.Copy !req
703. So, what's your story, Colton?Copy !req
704. So, what's your story, Colton?Copy !req
705. What you see
is what you get.Copy !req
706. What you see
is what you get.Copy !req
707. Oh, really?
Okay, yeah, well, what is that?Copy !req
708. - Good time with a good guy.
- Are you a good guy?Copy !req
709. - Good time with a good guy.
- Are you a good guy?Copy !req
710. I like to think I am.Copy !req
711. All right.Copy !req
712. All right.Copy !req
713. Come on the show's
almost over.Copy !req
714. We should go on ahead in.
What's going on?Copy !req
715. Ashpet, let 'em collect
our money first.Copy !req
716. Ashpet, let 'em collect
our money first.Copy !req
717. - Dwight?
- Yeah.Copy !req
718. There's twelve of them.Copy !req
719. That's my lucky fucking number.Copy !req
720. There's only eight of us.Copy !req
721. There's only eight of us.Copy !req
722. You seriously
counting yourself?Copy !req
723. Dwight, tell me you have a plan
that doesn't involveCopy !req
724. me getting punched
in the face again.Copy !req
725. I got a plan, relax.Copy !req
726. I got a plan, relax.Copy !req
727. I'd like to propose something.Copy !req
728. Sure, Fred, what is it?Copy !req
729. Clint and I are gonna go in,Copy !req
730. rile 'em up,
start talking shit.Copy !req
731. rile 'em up,
start talking shit.Copy !req
732. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Shut up. All right.Copy !req
733. When they advance on us,
we give a signal, okay?Copy !req
734. When they advance on us,
we give a signal, okay?Copy !req
735. Y'all come in from the flank
and you can take them outCopy !req
736. at the fucking knees, all right?Copy !req
737. - I like it, Fred.
- Right?Copy !req
738. - Yeah.
- No!Copy !req
739. - Yeah.
- No!Copy !req
740. Dwight, please tell me
you have an actual plan.Copy !req
741. The general's got a plan, Bodhi.Copy !req
742. The Art of War
states that eventuallyCopy !req
743. each man has gotta grow
a set of balls.Copy !req
744. each man has gotta grow
a set of balls.Copy !req
745. Let's go, my children.Copy !req
746. Let's go, my children.Copy !req
747. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
748. Thanks, Mickey Mantle.Copy !req
749. I gotta get home.Copy !req
750. You're not gonna
finish your beer?Copy !req
751. You're not gonna
finish your beer?Copy !req
752. Cheers.Copy !req
753. I'm afraid
this isn't the bonding momentCopy !req
754. I'm afraid
this isn't the bonding momentCopy !req
755. you think it is, son.Copy !req
756. Mark.Copy !req
757. Mark.Copy !req
758. Thank you
for your participation.Copy !req
759. Thank you
for your participation.Copy !req
760. Here you go.Copy !req
761. All right.Copy !req
762. You always have a home, Tyson,Copy !req
763. You always have a home, Tyson,Copy !req
764. unless you choose not to.Copy !req
765. So, make your choice.Copy !req
766. So, make your choice.Copy !req
767. - Tonight was actually...
- Cathartic.Copy !req
768. I'm gonna head home,
if that's all right.Copy !req
769. Hold up.Copy !req
770. Hold up.Copy !req
771. Should probably put that
towards what I owe you.Copy !req
772. No, no, no, here.
That's apples, this is oranges.Copy !req
773. No, no, no, here.
That's apples, this is oranges.Copy !req
774. Buy a new lawnmower.Copy !req
775. Buy a new lawnmower.Copy !req
776. - Armand.
- Yes?Copy !req
777. Our arrangement still holds.Copy !req
778. Fuck.Copy !req
779. - Hey.
- Hey. I'm sorry,Copy !req
780. - Hey.
- Hey. I'm sorry,Copy !req
781. I know it's really early.Copy !req
782. No, it's okay.
I'm here, I'm fine.Copy !req
783. If you want to talk to Joe,
I think it's bestCopy !req
784. If you want to talk to Joe,
I think it's bestCopy !req
785. - that you do it right now.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
786. - Can he talk?
- No.Copy !req
787. But everyone's
on their way over.Copy !req
788. He's dying, Dwight.
He's shutting down.Copy !req
789. He's dying, Dwight.
He's shutting down.Copy !req
790. Our brother Joe is dying.Copy !req
791. Our brother Joe is dying.Copy !req
792. He can hear us,
so you— you just talk.Copy !req
793. And he squeezed my hand before
when I asked himCopy !req
794. And he squeezed my hand before
when I asked himCopy !req
795. if he wanted me
to call you.Copy !req
796. if he wanted me
to call you.Copy !req
797. Just talk to him.
He's your little brother.Copy !req
798. Okay.Copy !req
799. Okay.Copy !req
800. Hey, Joey.Copy !req
801. Joe.
It's your brother, Dwight.Copy !req
802. Joe.
It's your brother, Dwight.Copy !req
803. Hey, I'm sorry
you're not feeling good.Copy !req
804. Hey, I'm sorry
you're not feeling good.Copy !req
805. I'm sorry about a lot of things.Copy !req
806. I was thinking
the other day about Easter.Copy !req
807. You remember that timeCopy !req
808. Pops had us pick up some
of those anise cookies?Copy !req
809. Pops had us pick up some
of those anise cookies?Copy !req
810. From Mrs. Milano?Copy !req
811. And I took that shortcut.Copy !req
812. And I took that shortcut.Copy !req
813. There was— there was this guy.Copy !req
814. He was heavy set, you know...Copy !req
815. dressed in white, you know,
white beard, white hair.Copy !req
816. dressed in white, you know,
white beard, white hair.Copy !req
817. Do you remember
what you asked him?Copy !req
818. Yes. Look, he hears you.Copy !req
819. Yes. Look, he hears you.Copy !req
820. You asked him if he was God.Copy !req
821. Remember what he said?Copy !req
822. We were both standing there,
looking at him like a mirage.Copy !req
823. And he said,
"Well, if you say I'm God,Copy !req
824. And he said,
"Well, if you say I'm God,Copy !req
825. when you saw him,
then that's who he must be."Copy !req
826. when you saw him,
then that's who he must be."Copy !req
827. Anyway...Copy !req
828. Anyway...Copy !req
829. if you see this guy...Copy !req
830. I think he's okay.Copy !req
831. And I think
you should go with him.Copy !req
832. And...Copy !req
833. you and me...Copy !req
834. we'll catch up later, Joe.Copy !req
835. Manny, where the hell
have you been all night?Copy !req
836. Get back in the house.
Larry!Copy !req
837. Get back in the house.
Larry!Copy !req
838. Larry.Copy !req
839. Larry.Copy !req
840. We have that Zoom meeting
with that real estate agentCopy !req
841. - in five minutes.
- We already have a home.Copy !req
842. - in five minutes.
- We already have a home.Copy !req
843. What are you looking at?Copy !req
844. What are you looking at?Copy !req
845. I'm thinking about
dyeing my hair.Copy !req
846. - What color?
- Amber.Copy !req
847. So, do it.
Go ahead, be yourself.Copy !req
848. - Why not?
- Be myself.Copy !req
849. - Why not?
- Be myself.Copy !req
850. Be yourself.Copy !req
851. I like that.
Be myself.Copy !req
852. I like that.
Be myself.Copy !req
853. and I used to think about
the good old days...Copy !req
854. the good old days
were not really that good.Copy !req
855. Now, I realize what I missed—Copy !req
856. Now, I realize what I missed—Copy !req
857. seeing my daughter grow up,
get married.Copy !req
858. And she did all that
without me protecting her.Copy !req
859. And she did all that
without me protecting her.Copy !req
860. Black Macadam, they'll kill
anyone that gets in their way.Copy !req
861. So, that's what
a good father does—Copy !req
862. So, that's what
a good father does—Copy !req
863. protects the ones
they're responsible for.Copy !req