1. Dwight "The General" Manfredi.
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2. Tulsa, I want you
to go there.
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3. Are you serious?
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4. Are you serious?
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5. After everything
I've done for this family.
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6. You don't understand
how this fucking works.
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7. I don't understand?
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8. I don't understand?
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9. But I'm gonna overlook this
for old time's sake.
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10. You'll kick up five grand
a week to start.
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11. You'll kick up five grand
a week to start.
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12. Name's Tyson.
Welcome to Tulsa.
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13. Where to?
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14. This is how
it's gonna work—
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15. you make the money
and I make sure you keep it.
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16. you make the money
and I make sure you keep it.
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17. - Do I have a choice?
- Absolutely not.
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18. You drive for me now.
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19. You drive for me now.
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20. My gangsta, ha-ha!
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21. - I'm Mitch, by the way.
- Dwight.
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22. - I'm Mitch, by the way.
- Dwight.
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23. We're gonna invite you
to the party.
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24. I wouldn't really
call that a party.
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25. What do you call a party?
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26. - I had a good time.
- Maybe I'll see you around.
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27. - I had a good time.
- Maybe I'll see you around.
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28. A high-ranking Mafia capo
who has decided
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29. to grace Tulsa
with his presence.
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30. Oh, fuck me.
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31. There you are.
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32. - How you doing?
- Good.
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33. I need to send this
to New York overnight.
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34. I need to send this
to New York overnight.
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35. And any perishables,
lithium batteries,
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36. flammable liquids or firearms?
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37. flammable liquids or firearms?
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38. In the box?
Nah.
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39. Looks like it'll be $28.32.
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40. - Visa or Mastercard?
- Cash.
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41. - Visa or Mastercard?
- Cash.
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42. - Oh.
- Oh?
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43. Yeah, we don't accept
cash anymore.
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44. You know, not for nothing,
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45. You know, not for nothing,
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46. and I know
you don't make the rules—
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47. what the fuck is going on
with the world, huh?
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48. what the fuck is going on
with the world, huh?
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49. Cash is king.
You ever hear that expression?
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50. - No, I'm sorry.
- It's a great expression.
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51. - No, I'm sorry.
- It's a great expression.
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52. Excuse me, sir,
I forgot my credit cards
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53. back at the hotel,
and I was wondering,
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54. back at the hotel,
and I was wondering,
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55. if I give you cash,
could you put it on your card?
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56. Sure.
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57. Sure.
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58. You're a freaking hero.
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59. Dwight?
Double espresso?
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60. Young lady, do you have
a glass coffee cup?
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61. Young lady, do you have
a glass coffee cup?
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62. Super cool you're green,
but we don't use glass anymore.
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63. So, no real cups no more?
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64. Sorry.
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65. Sorry.
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66. Dwight David Manfredi.
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67. Born Brooklyn, New York,
July 1947.
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68. Born Brooklyn, New York,
July 1947.
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69. Long-time member
of Cosa nostra,
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70. first-generation American,
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71. first-generation American,
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72. dad was a barber,
mom, a homemaker.
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73. - Any kids?
- Daughter Cristina, early 30s.
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74. - Any kids?
- Daughter Cristina, early 30s.
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75. - Nothing on the ex-wife.
- Okay.
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76. Can I ask
what you need this for?
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77. Can I ask
what you need this for?
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78. We got a tip that he's in town,
so, you know, following up.
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79. - Honey, please.
- What?
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80. - Honey, please.
- What?
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81. How long do we know each other?
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82. He bought me a drink.
Nothing happened.
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83. - He bought you a drink?
- Yeah.
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84. - He bought you a drink?
- Yeah.
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85. I got a rap sheet in front of me
goes back to before the Beatles,
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86. including two murders.
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87. I just said
nothing happened, okay?
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88. I just said
nothing happened, okay?
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89. Who'd he kill?
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90. First, a guy named
Richard McLeevy, aka Ripple.
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91. First, a guy named
Richard McLeevy, aka Ripple.
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92. Second, a self-defense
in prison.
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93. - Huh.
- What?
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94. - Huh.
- What?
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95. They tried to flip him
six different times.
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96. Did a 25-year stretch
rather than talk.
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97. Did a 25-year stretch
rather than talk.
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98. Well, you gotta
admire that, right?
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99. Do you?
He's a fucking gangster.
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100. I'm just saying, at least
he's got some integrity.
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101. I'm just saying, at least
he's got some integrity.
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102. Nothing sexier
than a cold-blooded killer
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103. with principles.
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104. I'll see you next time
I'm in town.
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105. I'll see you next time
I'm in town.
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106. Thank you.
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107. Wait.
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108. Wait.
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109. Wait.
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110. Been waiting my whole life.
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111. Been waiting my whole life.
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112. Wait.
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113. Wait.
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114. Can you believe that?
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115. Can you believe that?
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116. Center of the universe!
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117. Center of the universe!
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118. Is that what this is?
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119. Not really, it's just
what they call it.
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120. Not really, it's just
what they call it.
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121. - Oh.
- You stand in that circle,
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122. and nobody outside it
can hear a sound.
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123. and nobody outside it
can hear a sound.
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124. - No shit?
- Try it.
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125. What do I say?
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126. It won't matter, I won't be able
to hear you anyway.
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127. It won't matter, I won't be able
to hear you anyway.
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128. All right.
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129. Horse.
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130. Hey, did you hear that?
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131. Did you hear that?
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132. Did you hear that?
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133. I told you,
nobody can hear anything.
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134. People talk to God in there.
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135. People talk to God in there.
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136. Hold up.
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137. Here you go.
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138. Here you go.
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139. What's that?
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140. Get yourself
something good to eat.
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141. I don't want any
of your scuzzy money.
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142. I don't want any
of your scuzzy money.
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143. So, how goes the battle?
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144. Good days, bad days.
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145. Good days, bad days.
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146. How's the drinking?
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147. Really good.
I think I am nailing that.
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148. Really good.
I think I am nailing that.
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149. Edward?
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150. - You guys talking?
- Not much.
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151. - You guys talking?
- Not much.
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152. He's... he's dating a lady.
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153. How 'bout you?
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154. Been over a year.
You're entitled.
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155. I wouldn't say that
I'm dating anyone.
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156. I wouldn't say that
I'm dating anyone.
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157. Slept with someone?
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158. Yep.
I did.
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159. Yep.
I did.
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160. - What was he like?
- Old.
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161. - How old?
- Really fucking old.
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162. - How old?
- Really fucking old.
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163. Like, he's 75.
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164. And he's also a criminal.
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165. And he's also a criminal.
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166. Are you planning
on seeing him again?
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167. No.
I'm not.
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168. Okay. Good.
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169. Okay. Good.
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170. There he is.
How you feeling?
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171. Fucking mandible's broke
in three places.
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172. Fucking mandible's broke
in three places.
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173. - Sorry, bro.
- That's it?
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174. That's all you gotta say?
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175. That's all you gotta say?
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176. What do you mean?
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177. I'm a made fucking guy,
that's what I mean!
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178. A fucking capo!
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179. A fucking capo!
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180. What do you want me to do?
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181. - Fucking bullshit, Chickie!
- Hey.
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182. - This cock...
- Calm the fuck down.
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183. - This cock...
- Calm the fuck down.
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184. You're gonna get hurt.
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185. This fucking cocksucker
raised his hands.
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186. So, what do you wanna do?
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187. So, what do you wanna do?
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188. - You wanna kill the guy?
- Yeah.
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189. The fuck you think?
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190. My dad's friend, Vince.
You know that.
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191. My dad's friend, Vince.
You know that.
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192. And he's a capo too.
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193. Do we got rules
in this family or not?
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194. Of course we do.
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195. Of course we do.
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196. All right.
I'll talk to my father.
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197. Thank you.
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198. You getting in?
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199. You getting in?
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200. You would think
for two grand a week,
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201. you'd get out and open the door.
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202. Seriously?
You want me to do that shit?
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203. Seriously?
You want me to do that shit?
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204. No.
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205. But it would have been nice
if you offered.
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206. So, where to, boss?
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207. I need a credit card.
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208. I need a credit card.
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209. Like a legal one,
or a fugazi?
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210. - No, legal.
- Well, you need to fill out
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211. an application and shit,
and show some income.
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212. an application and shit,
and show some income.
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213. Well, can't really do that,
can I?
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214. Well, you can get a debit card,
it's just as good.
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215. - How's that work?
- You go to the bank
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216. and you, uh...
fill out some paperwork,
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217. and deposit some cash,
and they give you a card.
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218. and deposit some cash,
and they give you a card.
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219. Well, there's the answer
to your question.
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220. - To what question?
- "Where to, boss?"
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221. - To what question?
- "Where to, boss?"
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222. Let's go see Bodhi
so I can get some cash.
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223. Oh, shit's fire.
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224. Oh, shit's fire.
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225. Ooh, that Grape Milkshake
slaps.
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226. And buzzkill.
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227. And buzzkill.
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228. The fact that it's barely
11:00 a.m.
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229. The fact that it's barely
11:00 a.m.
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230. and you got a buzz to kill
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231. makes me question
your work ethic.
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232. I'm selling weed,
not operating a nuclear reactor.
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233. I'm selling weed,
not operating a nuclear reactor.
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234. - Morning, Fred.
- Morning.
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235. - Morning, Fred.
- Morning.
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236. Second of all,
call me buzzkill again,
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237. I will rearrange your kidneys.
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238. I will rearrange your kidneys.
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239. - Yeah.
- I need some money.
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240. Uh-huh.
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241. Morning, Spooky.
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242. Morning, Spooky.
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243. That's some real cornball stuff
right there, man.
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244. - What?
- The dreads.
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245. - What?
- The dreads.
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246. There's a lot
of cultural appropriation
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247. going on in here.
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248. So, at the risk of you
rearranging my internal organs
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249. or some other creative way
of inflicting pain,
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250. or some other creative way
of inflicting pain,
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251. is there some sort of structure
to you taking my money?
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252. It's 20% a week.
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253. I'm sorry, what do I get
out of this?
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254. I'm sorry, what do I get
out of this?
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255. 'Cause I'm still missing that.
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256. It's what you're not getting,
which is hosed.
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257. Speaking of which, I need
to talk to your supplier.
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258. Speaking of which, I need
to talk to your supplier.
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259. - Jimmy?
- Yeah.
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260. - Why?
- So I can cut a better deal.
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261. And by the way, I got a line
on a new investment for us.
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262. And by the way, I got a line
on a new investment for us.
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263. We'll be making money
hand over fist,
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264. and the Feds
won't be able to touch it.
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265. and the Feds
won't be able to touch it.
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266. When will all of this
start happening?
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267. You know, for a guy that's
stoned at 11:00 in the morning,
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268. You know, for a guy that's
stoned at 11:00 in the morning,
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269. you're pretty freaking
impatient.
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270. Okay, and current address?
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271. Mayo Hotel.
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272. Do you have
a permanent residence?
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273. - Same place.
- And where's that located?
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274. - Same place.
- And where's that located?
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275. - You're on.
- West— West Fifth...
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276. - You're on.
- West— West Fifth...
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277. 115 West Fifth.
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278. Okay, I'll just need
to see some ID.
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279. New York.
I've been there once.
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280. Times Square.
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281. Do you happen
to have a passport?
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282. I haven't been doing
a lot of traveling lately.
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283. I haven't been doing
a lot of traveling lately.
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284. Is there a problem?
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285. I can't accept this.
It's expired.
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286. I can't accept this.
It's expired.
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287. Look, I don't wanna
borrow your car.
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288. You asked for ID.
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289. I know, it's just,
it expired in 1998.
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290. I know, it's just,
it expired in 1998.
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291. This is why people
break the law,
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292. because they make
everything legitimate
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293. because they make
everything legitimate
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294. so freaking complicated.
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295. It ain't all that complicated,
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296. we just get you
a new license.
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297. You're such a good citizen.
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298. - Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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299. - Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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300. Why'd you go to jail?
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301. I didn't go to jail,
I went to prison.
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302. Jail's like a five-star resort
they put you in
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303. Jail's like a five-star resort
they put you in
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304. before they send you to prison.
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305. So, what'd you do?
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306. I tore the tongue
out of this guy
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307. I tore the tongue
out of this guy
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308. who kept asking
so many stupid questions.
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309. It's a bit excessive,
don't you think?
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310. I'm impressed.
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311. I'm impressed.
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312. Red Sox are even 6,
Yanks are 6 to 7.
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313. How 'bout the Braves?
- 9-11.
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314. How 'bout the Braves?
- 9-11.
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315. - Put two on the Braves.
- You got it.
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316. I'll be back
tomorrow when I win.
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317. Yeah, I'll be waiting
right here.
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318. Manny?
Got a call.
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319. Oh, thanks, Roxy.
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320. - This is Manny.
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321. Manny's the name
for a Jew tailor.
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322. What do you got
for me, Eddie?
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323. What do you got
for me, Eddie?
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324. You're right.
It's him.
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325. - It's Ike.
- Fuck me.
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326. I knew it.
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327. I knew it.
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328. - What's he doing here?
- That, I don't know.
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329. Oh, who am I kidding?
He's here to fucking kill me.
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330. Oh, who am I kidding?
He's here to fucking kill me.
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331. Maybe he's on vacation.
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332. Yeah, yeah, and the Bahamas
were probably booked.
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333. Where's he staying?
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334. Where's he staying?
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335. How many nice hotels
you got down there?
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336. I don't know, one?
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337. Then maybe look there, stunad.
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338. Then maybe look there, stunad.
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339. Fuck you.
And thanks.
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340. Face front, please.
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341. Face front, please.
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342. Sir, what are you doing?
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343. Next in line.
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344. Next in line.
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345. Good afternoon.
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346. You're gonna need
to take a road test.
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347. I've been driving
since I was 13.
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348. Those are the rules.
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349. Those are the rules.
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350. Next appointment is in...
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351. in five weeks.
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352. Well, this is strange.
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353. Well, this is strange.
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354. Looks like there's an opening
early next week.
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355. Mm.
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356. That's a learner's permit.
You can use that to practice.
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357. Is this good for ID?
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358. It's just like
a regular license.
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359. It's just like
a regular license.
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360. And we're all set.
I put a rush on it.
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361. You should receive
your new debit card
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362. You should receive
your new debit card
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363. within 24 to 48 hours.
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364. And if you need an extra card
for your...
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365. - Colleague.
- Colleague.
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366. One can never assume
these days.
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367. Assume all you want.
I work for him.
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368. - That's true.
- Well, thank you
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369. - That's true.
- Well, thank you
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370. for choosing the Bank of Tulsa.
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371. Ow.
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372. Did he think we was...
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373. I think so.
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374. I think so.
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375. Yeah?
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376. How you doing, Chickie?
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377. - How's Tulsa treating you?
- Are you kidding me?
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378. - How's Tulsa treating you?
- Are you kidding me?
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379. It's like the Paris
of the Southwest.
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380. There you go,
that's the spirit.
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381. So, how's your old man?
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382. He's good,
he's here with me now.
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383. - Chickie, send him my love.
- Yeah, of course.
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384. So listen,
I gotta talk to you.
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385. So listen,
I gotta talk to you.
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386. That thing with Vince.
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387. - What thing?
- Seriously?
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388. You're gonna play
Mickey the Dunce?
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389. Let me tell you something,
Chickie.
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390. Let me tell you something,
Chickie.
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391. If there was ever a guy
that had a crack in the jaw
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392. coming to him,
it was that kid.
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393. Dwight, he's a made guy.
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394. Dwight, he's a made guy.
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395. You made a beef.
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396. What's he want, a duel?
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397. Come on, we're rational people.
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398. That kinda shit
don't solve anything.
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399. That kinda shit
don't solve anything.
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400. But you gotta make amends.
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401. All right, I'll get him
a Get Well card.
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402. Dwight, I'm serious.
He's fucking pissed.
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403. Dwight, I'm serious.
He's fucking pissed.
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404. You gotta make this right.
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405. And how do you suggest
I do that?
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406. 100 grand would do it.
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407. - Are you kidding me?
- Dwight, it's a tax.
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408. - Are you kidding me?
- Dwight, it's a tax.
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409. His jaw's wired shut,
he can barely talk.
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410. Then you ought to be paying me.
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411. Then you ought to be paying me.
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412. You embarrassed him.
He's in pain.
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413. Dwight, you gotta
make this go away.
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414. - And 100 grand will do that?
- Yes.
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415. - And 100 grand will do that?
- Yes.
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416. All right,
I'll send him something.
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417. But if you hear it ticking,
don't open it.
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418. Hello?
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419. Okay, okay, okay.
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420. - Who is it?
- It's Stacy Beale.
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421. - Who is it?
- It's Stacy Beale.
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422. - Who?
- We met a few nights ago.
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423. - Who?
- We met a few nights ago.
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424. No.
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425. - Hey.
- Hi.
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426. - How you doing?
- Do people call you Dwight?
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427. - How you doing?
- Do people call you Dwight?
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428. Is that what I should call you?
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429. Sure.
Do you wanna come in?
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430. Sure.
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431. Sure.
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432. Really good seeing you.
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433. - I just wanted to talk to you.
- Sure.
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434. I'm an ATF agent.
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435. I'm an ATF agent.
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436. I should have told you
the other night,
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437. but it didn't come up.
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438. but it didn't come up.
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439. You know,
when high-level felons relocate,
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440. You know,
when high-level felons relocate,
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441. the FBI sends out a bulletin.
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442. Your picture came
through my office.
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443. - I'm an ex-felon.
- Great.
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444. - I'm an ex-felon.
- Great.
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445. What's an ex-felon,
former Mafia capo
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446. What's an ex-felon,
former Mafia capo
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447. doing in Tulsa?
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448. Maybe if you're here
in your official capacity,
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449. Maybe if you're here
in your official capacity,
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450. maybe it's none
of your business.
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451. What does your family think
about you being here?
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452. I'm an ex-felon, how many times
do I have to say it?
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453. I'm an ex-felon, how many times
do I have to say it?
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454. No, not your mob family.
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455. Your real family.
Your daughter.
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456. Your real family.
Your daughter.
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457. I haven't seen
my daughter Tina—
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458. that's her name, but I'm sure
you already know that.
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459. that's her name, but I'm sure
you already know that.
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460. I haven't seen her
or the rest of my relatives
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461. in 18 years.
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462. in 18 years.
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463. It was hard for her
to see me all locked up.
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464. She was only a kid, so I said,
don't come back no more.
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465. Save her the pain.
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466. Save her the pain.
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467. So basically, there's nothing
left for me in New York.
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468. So, you just decided
to move to Tulsa?
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469. So, you just decided
to move to Tulsa?
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470. Why not?
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471. Listen, I need you to know
that if you get jammed up here,
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472. there's nothing I can do
to help you out.
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473. I don't expect you to.
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474. We done, Stacy Beale?
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475. You know, John Lewis
didn't get his head broke
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476. You know, John Lewis
didn't get his head broke
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477. on the Edmund Pettus Bridge
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478. so you could spit-shine
some gangster's Lincoln.
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479. Oh, you right about that.
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480. Oh, you right about that.
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481. He did it so you can unplug
them white folks' toilets.
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482. - Hey.
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483. You better be smiling.
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484. When I was your age,
I had mouths to feed.
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485. When I was your age,
I had mouths to feed.
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486. I know, Dad, I'm just—
I'm just kidding.
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487. You should be in college.
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488. You should be in college.
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489. Come on, Dad, we gonna do this
this early in the morning?
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490. Dude a businessman, you know,
I can learn a lot from him.
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491. Dude a businessman, you know,
I can learn a lot from him.
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492. Larry!
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493. What the hell, man?
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494. What the hell, man?
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495. Your dog crapped
on my lawn.
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496. How do you know it was my dog?
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497. Because I just saw him.
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498. Good for the grass.
Fertilizer.
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499. Well, let him
fertilize your grass, huh?
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500. That's it?
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501. So, what's this guy's
name again?
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502. So, what's this guy's
name again?
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503. Jimmy.
Creek Indian.
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504. Jimmy the Creek?
That's rich.
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505. Wait till you meet
his cousin Bad Face.
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506. Wait till you meet
his cousin Bad Face.
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507. Speaking of members
of the Tribe,
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508. I read the name
on your grower's license.
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509. I read the name
on your grower's license.
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510. Lawrence Geigerman?
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511. That's your name?
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512. Are we on some
anti-Semitic tip now?
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513. Are we on some
anti-Semitic tip now?
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514. No, come on, I love the Jews.
I love Jewish food.
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515. So, what's with this Buddhist
Bodhi bullshit nickname?
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516. So, what's with this Buddhist
Bodhi bullshit nickname?
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517. Come on, you never had a handle
in your line of work?
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518. Mm.
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519. Mm.
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520. What did they used
to call you?
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521. I was named after
General Dwight Eisenhower,
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522. so they called me
Cinque Stelle.
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523. so they called me
Cinque Stelle.
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524. Five Star.
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525. Bodhi, where the hell are we?
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526. Sorry for the inconvenience,
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527. Sorry for the inconvenience,
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528. but no one puts
a 100-acre grow
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529. and a shatter lab
on the side of U.S. 85.
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530. Smells good.
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531. How you doing?
I'm Dwight.
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532. This is Jimmy's cousin,
Bad Face.
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533. This is Jimmy's cousin,
Bad Face.
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534. This a staring contest?
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535. This a staring contest?
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536. You got a last name, wasicu?
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537. What's that mean?
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538. What's that mean?
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539. Literal translation
is a greedy non-Indian person
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540. who steals the fat.
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541. who steals the fat.
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542. That's a first.
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543. You got a last name?
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544. You got a problem?
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545. You got a problem?
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546. I got serious problems,
motherfucker.
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547. Okay, so we got off
to a really bad start here,
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548. but I think we can
turn this around.
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549. but I think we can
turn this around.
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550. You ever been on a horse?
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551. You ever been
on life support?
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552. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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553. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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554. Hey, take it easy, guys,
come on!
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555. - Hey, Jimmy.
- Easy, easy now.
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556. Nothing a little bit
of the fine Chiba won't fix.
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557. Nothing a little bit
of the fine Chiba won't fix.
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558. You don't even
need a sauna suit.
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559. Maybe I went to hell
and I don't even know it.
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560. Maybe I went to hell
and I don't even know it.
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561. Help yourself.
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562. I negotiate
with a clear head.
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563. I'll stick with this.
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564. I'll stick with this.
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565. There'll be no negotiating.
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566. It's $1,200 a unit for the buds
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567. It's $1,200 a unit for the buds
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568. based on a 10-unit order.
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569. Let's go.
There's other weed farms.
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570. Let's go.
There's other weed farms.
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571. And... I'll throw in a case each
of CBD Doggie Droppers
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572. And... I'll throw in a case each
of CBD Doggie Droppers
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573. and Rapture Patch
personal lubricant.
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574. Lubricant?
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575. You gotta do better
on the price, Jimmy.
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576. But for the glut, you're gonna
be paying over a deuce.
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577. But for the glut, you're gonna
be paying over a deuce.
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578. You won't do better than $1,200
unless you're into DEPs.
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579. Light-deprived,
forced ripe.
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580. So, how many units you want?
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581. So, how many units you want?
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582. I'll ask the questions,
if you don't mind.
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583. This is delicious, by the way.
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584. This is delicious, by the way.
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585. So, is your operation
vertically integrated?
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586. You're a cultivator.
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587. You got DEPs, BHO, CRC,
blast concentrate.
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588. You got DEPs, BHO, CRC,
blast concentrate.
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589. I know a trans-shipment station
when I see one.
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590. I know a trans-shipment station
when I see one.
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591. So, what do you got here?
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592. 500 acres?
Maybe more?
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593. 500 acres?
Maybe more?
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594. Probably see this place
from the fucking moon.
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595. It's big.
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596. Big enough that you wanna
sell me bruised fruit
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597. Big enough that you wanna
sell me bruised fruit
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598. from your bumper crop,
and I'm supposed to be touched
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599. by your generosity?
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600. I'll take 300 units.
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601. $1,200 for the first 10 units,
$1,100 for the next 10,
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602. $1,200 for the first 10 units,
$1,100 for the next 10,
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603. $1,000 for the 10 after that,
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604. and $750 each
for the remaining 270 units.
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605. and $750 each
for the remaining 270 units.
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606. I'll have to do the math.
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607. Well, do it fast
because the offer expires
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608. Well, do it fast
because the offer expires
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609. when I swallow this cracker.
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610. You drive a hard bargain.
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611. - But fair.
- Deal.
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612. - But fair.
- Deal.
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613. When are we gonna
smoke the peace pipe?
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614. When are we gonna
smoke the peace pipe?
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615. - Do we need to?
- Yeah.
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616. Me and Fuck Face
got off to a bad start.
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617. Bad Face.
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618. And I'm sorry about that.
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619. You kidding?
I could use 10 like him.
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620. You kidding?
I could use 10 like him.
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621. Mm, and...
I should probably tell you...
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622. Mm, and...
I should probably tell you...
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623. that apricot preserve
you're eating?
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624. Perfecto.
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625. Perfecto.
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626. It's infused with THC.
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627. How infused?
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628. How infused?
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629. Heavily, man.
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630. It's a weed farm.
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631. I was wondering why
I was feeling so good.
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632. Gee.
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633. - Let me try one of these.
- Hey.
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634. Damn.
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635. Hey, Dwight, you feeling it?
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636. There's a possibility.
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637. There's a possibility.
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638. Want some?
No.
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639. - Okay.
- Want some?
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640. - Okay.
- Want some?
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641. Here. Beep.
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642. Are you just gonna
pull it away again?
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643. No, of course not.
Trust me.
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644. - Yeah.
- Boop.
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645. - Yeah.
- Boop.
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646. Okay.
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647. Okay.
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648. I want you to get
a little nuts too.
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649. You know, I feel like
Rip Van Winkle.
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650. You know, I feel like
Rip Van Winkle.
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651. You wake up after 25 years,
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652. GM has gone electric,
Dylan's gone public,
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653. GM has gone electric,
Dylan's gone public,
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654. a phone is a camera.
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655. Coffee, five bucks a cup!
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656. Coffee, five bucks a cup!
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657. And the Stones,
bless their heart,
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658. - they're still on tour.
- Word?
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659. - they're still on tour.
- Word?
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660. Now that, that's music.
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661. Turn it up.
Turn it up.
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662. Turn it up.
Turn it up.
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663. - Turn it up, Bodhi.
- I understand,
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664. but I don't have control
over that.
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665. but I don't have control
over that.
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666. - Turning your brain up.
- That won't do it.
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667. Let me ask you guys something.
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668. Let me ask you guys something.
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669. Seriously, I mean, seriously...
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670. what's going on
with this country
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671. what's going on
with this country
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672. in general nowadays?
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673. I mean, like, your generation,
seriously, come on.
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674. I mean, like, your generation,
seriously, come on.
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675. And these pronouns,
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676. what the fuck
is with the pronouns?
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677. He, she, him, they,
the, boom, bang, ba, fa, foo.
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678. He, she, him, they,
the, boom, bang, ba, fa, foo.
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679. You know what my pronoun is?
Guess.
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680. You know what my pronoun is?
Guess.
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681. - Uh...
- Time's up. "It."
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682. As in, it can't take
this shit anymore.
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683. As in, it can't take
this shit anymore.
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684. I'm all for change, I am.
I really am.
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685. But somebody keeps
moving the goalposts.
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686. But somebody keeps
moving the goalposts.
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687. When I was a kid,
in my neighborhood,
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688. at least I knew who I was.
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689. at least I knew who I was.
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690. Or I thought I did.
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691. But truthfully,
nobody knows nothing.
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692. You had any brothers
in your neighborhood, OG?
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693. You had any brothers
in your neighborhood, OG?
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694. I'm not done.
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695. Did you ever hear of
Arthur Miller, the playwright?
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696. Of course, you haven't,
what am I doing?
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697. Of course, you haven't,
what am I doing?
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698. Arthur Miller wrote a play
about my neighborhood
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699. called "View From the Bridge."
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700. called "View From the Bridge."
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701. Not Henry Miller.
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702. Henry Miller wrote
"Tropic of Cancer."
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703. Henry Miller wrote
"Tropic of Cancer."
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704. Which was okay, not bad.
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705. But Arthur Miller,
who banged, whacked,
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706. tick-tapped, double-whap-packed
Marilyn Monroe,
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707. tick-tapped, double-whap-packed
Marilyn Monroe,
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708. and married her, and won
the freaking Pulitzer Prize.
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709. But in my opinion,
him getting to bang
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710. But in my opinion,
him getting to bang
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711. and sleep nightly
with Marilyn Monroe
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712. is by far his greatest triumph.
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713. is by far his greatest triumph.
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714. Wow, this stuff is potent.
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715. Mayo Hotel.
- Yeah, hi.
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716. I'm looking for a friend,
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717. I'm looking for a friend,
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718. I believe he's staying
at your hotel.
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719. Name of the guest, please?
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720. Manfredi.
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721. Manfredi.
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722. Okay, just one sec.
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723. I'm sorry, sir, there's no one
here under that name.
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724. I'm sorry, sir, there's no one
here under that name.
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725. How 'bout an Ike?
You got an Ike?
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726. - Is that a first name?
- Dwight.
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727. - Is that a first name?
- Dwight.
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728. Oh, Mr. Manse.
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729. From New York, right?
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730. Yeah, that— that's right.
That's him.
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731. Yeah, that— that's right.
That's him.
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732. Okay, hold on.
I'll connect you.
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733. No, no, you know what?
Somebody just walked in.
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734. I'm gonna have
to call you back, okay?
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735. I'm gonna have
to call you back, okay?
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736. Sounds good.
Thank you, sir.
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737. Sure thing.
Thanks.
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738. Sir?
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739. - This came for you.
- Oh, right.
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740. Hello?
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741. Hi, is Tina there?
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742. Hi, is Tina there?
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743. Who's this?
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744. - It's her father.
- What?
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745. It's Dwight Manfredi,
it's her father.
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746. It's Dwight Manfredi,
it's her father.
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747. Can I ask who this is?
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748. I'm her husband, Emory.
Hold on.
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749. I'm her husband, Emory.
Hold on.
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750. Listen, I'm sorry, but she—
she doesn't want to talk to you.
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751. Listen, I'm sorry, but she—
she doesn't want to talk to you.
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752. Are those your kids?
Yours and Tina's?
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753. Guys, be quiet.
I'm on the phone.
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754. Guys, be quiet.
I'm on the phone.
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755. What's that?
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756. Um, can you just tell her
I wanna hear her voice?
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757. Hold on.
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758. Hold on.
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759. Hello.
- Tina.
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760. - You wanted to hear my voice.
- Yeah.
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761. - You wanted to hear my voice.
- Yeah.
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762. There.
You happy?
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763. Can I see you?
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764. Wait.
Wait.
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765. Wait.
Wait.
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766. I stopped seeing her...
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767. because it was too hard on her.
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768. because it was too hard on her.
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769. No.
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770. No.
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771. I stopped seeing her...
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772. because it was too hard on me.
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773. because it was too hard on me.
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774. I love you.
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775. I quit on you.
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776. And I'm sorry.
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777. And I'm sorry.
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778. I'm sorry.
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779. I'm sorry.
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780. - We made it.
- Got you some Barolo.
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781. We're on nitrous, dude!
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782. We're on nitrous, dude!
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783. Man down.
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784. Where do you see me
in five years?
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785. Where do you see me
in five years?
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786. You realize
I'm a criminal, right?
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787. I got a guru.
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788. I'm not here to get you killed.
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789. I'm not here to get you killed.
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790. Down!
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791. Am I being charged
with almost getting shot?
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792. 'Cause I don't think
that's a crime,
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793. even in Oklahoma.
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794. even in Oklahoma.
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795. Somebody tried to kill me.
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796. Who might want you dead?
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