1. - Hey, Rand, I got the kayaks,
man. C'mon, let's go.Copy !req
2. - Ssst! Phil, keep it down
C'mere.Copy !req
3. Listen, I can't leave.
I can't go kayaking today.Copy !req
4. Mr. Lahey, he's talking
about liquor and stuff.Copy !req
5. I just can't leave him alone
right now.Copy !req
6. I've never kayaked, Phil.
I don't know anything about itCopy !req
7. - Oh, c'mon, I can show yo
u the basics here on the lawn.Copy !req
8. Nothing to it.
C'mon, you and me.Copy !req
9. See, you're getting
the hang of it.Copy !req
10. - Yeah, it seems
like it'd be pretty easy, PhilCopy !req
11. - Randy,
I gotta ask you something.Copy !req
12. What is it about Jimmy
and the liquor?Copy !req
13. - Well, Mr. Lahey loves liquorCopy !req
14. Hasn't had a drink
in a long time,Copy !req
15. but he's been talking latelyCopy !req
16. about how much he likes
the taste of it,Copy !req
17. getting drunk, the smell of itCopy !req
18. I'm just worried he's gonn
a fall off the wagon, Phil.Copy !req
19. - You should get
some of those hypnosis tapesCopy !req
20. They really work for a fellaCopy !req
21. - Duck, Phil! Bottle kids!
- Ah!Copy !req
22. - Jesus Christ!Copy !req
23. Stop throwing
the friggin' bottles!Copy !req
24. Stop throwing them!Copy !req
25. Ow! Oh, my gut!Copy !req
26. - How do you like them now
, Hamburglar!Copy !req
27. - I'm friggin telling!Copy !req
28. - Everybody's saying
the trailer fire was my fault,Copy !req
29. , especially my old man,
which I guess it kind of wasCopy !req
30. , and I do feel bad his traile
r burned down and everythingCopy !req
31. but maybe if my dad
and fucking Julian and BubblesCopy !req
32. weren't out getting lap dances
at a fucking strip club,Copy !req
33. getting drunk, the whole thing
could have been preventeded,Copy !req
34. for fucksakes.Copy !req
35. - Oh, well, you know,Copy !req
36. things aren't too bad,
all things considered.Copy !req
37. Sure, it could be better,
but, uh...Copy !req
38. , God takes care of the
little sparrows in the skyCopy !req
39. he's gonna take care
of the guy in the chair.Copy !req
40. That's what God's like.Copy !req
41. I have God to thank
for everything.Copy !req
42. - Hey, Dad.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
43. - Cooking some bacon
for ya, buddy.Copy !req
44. - Smells good, buddy.Copy !req
45. u
- There's only three piece s left, but I'll give it to yoCopy !req
46. as long as I can have
the grease.Copy !req
47. - You can have the grease.
- Cool.Copy !req
48. Bacon frying
and the sparrows chirping, Rick.Copy !req
49. It's all about the bacon
and the sparrows, buddy.Copy !req
50. - What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
51. - Talking about the sparrows
Sparrows in the bible, buddyCopy !req
52. You know,
nothing to worry about.Copy !req
53. I'm not worried.Copy !req
54. My trailer's burned down.
The sparrows aren't worried.Copy !req
55. Nobody's worried.
- Sparrows are stupid, DadCopy !req
56. They don't give a fuck
about anything.Copy !req
57. - Exactly my point, Rick.Copy !req
58. Maybe God forgives you
for burning down my trailer.Copy !req
59. That's the point
I'm trying to make.Copy !req
60. - Does old Goddy-boy forgive youCopy !req
61. for getting lap dances
and playing VLTs?Copy !req
62. - What's your point, Rick?Copy !req
63. There's nothing wrong with VLT
s and getting drunk.Copy !req
64. - You want some fucking baco
n or not?Copy !req
65. - Yes, Rick, I do.Copy !req
66. Rick, there's another point.
We should be thankfulCopy !req
67. for the bacon
we're having this morning,Copy !req
68. 'cause where do you think
the bacon came from, Rick?Copy !req
69. - From a cow.Copy !req
70. - 'Morning, Ray.Copy !req
71. - Julian.Copy !req
72. - Couldn't get a splash of rum
off you, could I?Copy !req
73. - No, I don't think so, buddy.Copy !req
74. - Give him a fucking break
, Julian.Copy !req
75. Don't you think
we put him through enough?Copy !req
76. Look at this fucking place
- We?Copy !req
77. What are you talking about, we
? - Oh, you're innocent now?Copy !req
78. - Yes, can I order...Copy !req
79. pancakes, please?Copy !req
80. With syrup...Copy !req
81. and butter,Copy !req
82. bacon...Copy !req
83. hash browns...Copy !req
84. toasts with butter.Copy !req
85. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
86. That was gonna be delicious.Copy !req
87. - Hey, Bubs.
- Hey, Ricky.Copy !req
88. Holy fuck,
that bacon smells good.Copy !req
89. Is there any extra?
- Only a few pieces Bub.Copy !req
90. I gave it to, uh,
gave it to the old man.Copy !req
91. I'm doing bread heels in grease.
It's pretty good.Copy !req
92. You want half?
- Of an old bread heel?Copy !req
93. - Yeah, just dip it
in bacon grease.Copy !req
94. It's fucking awesome.Copy !req
95. - You do it too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
96. - You're not tricking me,
are you?Copy !req
97. - It's kind of fucking dry
, Ricky.Copy !req
98. Have you anything to drinkCopy !req
99. - There's a little bit lef
t in that.Copy !req
100. You still pissed off?Copy !req
101. - Well...Copy !req
102. kind of.Copy !req
103. - Yup, giving up liquorCopy !req
104. was the hardest thing
I ever had to do in my life.Copy !req
105. But the clarity
that I feel right nowCopy !req
106. makes it all worthwhile.Copy !req
107. I can honestly say
I will never drink again.Copy !req
108. Ever.Copy !req
109. - I can't believe Trinity'
s throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
110. - Shit apple.Copy !req
111. - Time for your meds, buddy.
Take two.Copy !req
112. - I'm not taking those anymore
, Ran-Ran-Bo-Bandy.Copy !req
113. I don't need 'em.
They make me sleepy.Copy !req
114. - Well, you gotta take them,
Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
115. You don't wanna get back
on the rye again.Copy !req
116. Remember what that was like?Copy !req
117. Well,
it's a little bit stressful.Copy !req
118. I mean, Mr. Lahey's
been doing really good.Copy !req
119. Uh, he hasn't had a drinkCopy !req
120. since the day
he tried to kill Ricky,Copy !req
121. and he had about 49 drinks
that day.Copy !req
122. But lately, you know,
he's been talking about liquorCopy !req
123. and calling me Bo-Bandy,Copy !req
124. which he normally only doe
s when he's drunk.Copy !req
125. So just the thought
of him drinking again,Copy !req
126. it scares the shit out of meCopy !req
127. - Ah, Bubbles, push it.
- Come on, Ray.Copy !req
128. You don't use your arms
anymore, either?Copy !req
129. - Well, you're pushing me there,
buddy.Copy !req
130. That's good, that's good.
- Dad!Copy !req
131. Dad, I wanna borrow the car!Copy !req
132. Where's the clearing stickCopy !req
133. - Just on the hood there,
sweetie.Copy !req
134. You have to give it
lots of gas, alright?Copy !req
135. It's still stalling quite a bit.
- Thanks.Copy !req
136. - Isn't that precious?Copy !req
137. - Ricky. Rick, Rick, Rick.
What is your problem, man?Copy !req
138. She's just a kid.
Don't let her drive the car.Copy !req
139. - She's driving it
around the park.Copy !req
140. - It's none of your business
, is it, Julian?Copy !req
141. - It's not a big deal. My mu
m used to let me drive the mowerCopy !req
142. and the car around the par
k before I was seven.Copy !req
143. - Yeah, and your mum's
fucked in the head, Rick.Copy !req
144. - Hey! You watch
what you say about Tammy.Copy !req
145. - Oh, you just think
you're so big, don't you?Copy !req
146. You and your precious books,
Julian.Copy !req
147. - What's wrong
with reading books Ray? Huh?Copy !req
148. I'm bettering myself here.Copy !req
149. You should probably
do the same thing, Rick.Copy !req
150. - What are you talking about
? - Stop it, would you?Copy !req
151. - I'm out of here, boys.
I'm out of here.Copy !req
152. - Dad, don't worry about it.
- No, I'm going.Copy !req
153. I'm going, boys.
- Thanks for the drink, Ray.Copy !req
154. - Oh, you're welcome, Julian
I was gonna give you a drinkCopy !req
155. until you got
all frickity-fucky on us.Copy !req
156. - You know what?
- Don't give him a drink.Copy !req
157. - You know what?
I am gonna give you a drink.Copy !req
158. You know why?
'Cause the bible says share.Copy !req
159. Julian, the guy in the chair
shares even with guysCopy !req
160. he doesn't wanna be around
- Thanks, Ray.Copy !req
161. - No, you're welcome, Julian
Take it and enjoy.Copy !req
162. - Don't leave the park, sweetie.Copy !req
163. Can't believe you took
my last dad's drink, Julian.Copy !req
164. You're fucked.
- Would you just fuck off?Copy !req
165. - You fuck off.
- No, you fuck off.Copy !req
166. - Why don't you suck my cock
? - Why don'tyousuck it?Copy !req
167. - Boys!
- Suck it first!Copy !req
168. - Boys! Listen to yourselves
! You know what?Copy !req
169. You guys never used to say
fuck off and suck this and -Copy !req
170. - Fuck.
- I don't careCopy !req
171. for any of this.
I'm going home.Copy !req
172. And I'm having fun today.
- Bubs, Bubs, Bubs.Copy !req
173. C'mon, man. C'mon.
- Julian!Copy !req
174. - Let's have some fun today.
C'mon, buddy.Copy !req
175. - Put me down!
- Get up here.Copy !req
176. - Put me down!Copy !req
177. - Listen, buddy. I fucked up
and I wanna make it up to you.Copy !req
178. So whatever you wanna do today
, we're gonna do it.Copy !req
179. - Anything?
- Yeah, whatever you want.Copy !req
180. - How about we get
a badminton set?Copy !req
181. Remember how fun
badminton was in prison?Copy !req
182. - To be honest,
I fucking hate bagmington.Copy !req
183. I played it in jail 'cause now
you can't smoke in jail,Copy !req
184. which is fucked, and to ge
t your mind off smoking,Copy !req
185. you basically play sports.Copy !req
186. - Let's go to the mall and get
a badminton set then, boysCopy !req
187. - Badminton!Copy !req
188. - Trinity! What the hell
are you doing driving this carCopy !req
189. - Chill!
- Did your father tell youCopy !req
190. you could drive?
Trinity, stop the car right now!Copy !req
191. Trinity, I'm impounding
this vehicle!Copy !req
192. Stop the car right now!Copy !req
193. - It's okay, Mr. Lahey!
- Randy, d'you see that?Copy !req
194. Goddamn shit apple
driving a shit mobile.Copy !req
195. What kind of a father
lets his daughter do that?Copy !req
196. Nobody in this goddamn par
k gives a fuck!Copy !req
197. Why the hell should I?Copy !req
198. d
- Mr. Lahey, you know you've been doing really gooCopy !req
199. with the quitting -
the-drinking-habit thing,Copy !req
200. but you been talking about I
tall the time lately,Copy !req
201. so you know what I think?
- What do you think, RandyCopy !req
202. - Well, I just never, ever wan
t you to drink again, Mr. Lahey,Copy !req
203. so I got these really good
hypnosis tapes.Copy !req
204. - Randy, how many timesCopy !req
205. do I have to goddamn tell yo
u I'm sober?Copy !req
206. Who cares if I mention drinkin
g once in a while, huh?Copy !req
207. I can't ignore an elephant
in a room, now can I?Copy !req
208. I used to drink, Randy.
Yes, I used to drinkCopy !req
209. and I can't do anything
about that.Copy !req
210. But I got the shit monkey
off my back for good.Copy !req
211. - Well, I thought you just might
want to give them a try -Copy !req
212. - Do I ask you to listen to Stop
Eating Cheeseburger tapes now?Copy !req
213. Do I? No, I don't. You know why?Copy !req
214. I don't fucking drink anymore,
end of story.Copy !req
215. - I'm just trying to help.
Mr. Lahey. Whatever!Copy !req
216. - Randy.Copy !req
217. Listen, boy, I'm sorry
I jumped on you like that.Copy !req
218. If it makes you feel any better,
I'll, uh, I'll give them a go.Copy !req
219. - Well, it would.
Let's go. Right now.Copy !req
220. I'll get it cued, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
221. - Come on, boys.Copy !req
222. - There's gotta be
a fucking paging systemCopy !req
223. around here somewhere.
- A what?Copy !req
224. - Paging system. Bingo.Copy !req
225. You wanna have some fun, buddy
? Check this out.Copy !req
226. - Ah, Ricky, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
227. - What are they gonna do,
kick me out?Copy !req
228. Mr. Lahey and Randy
to the Fuck Off DepartmentCopy !req
229. Mr. Lahey and Randy
to the Fuck Off DepartmentCopy !req
230. And hurry the fuck up.
Thank you.Copy !req
231. - Boys, let's just find
a badminton set -Copy !req
232. - Come on, Julian!
- We're gonna get kicked outCopy !req
233. - Just let me do one more.Copy !req
234. - Alright. Come on.
- Holy fuck, boys, look at that!Copy !req
235. - What is it?
- Holy fuck!Copy !req
236. - What the fuck is it?Copy !req
237. - That is a fully functional
rocket kit.Copy !req
238. - No way.
- That's what that is.Copy !req
239. I didn't know
they sold these around here.Copy !req
240. Julian, fuck the badminton set
Let's get this baby.Copy !req
241. - So will that go to the moo
n and stuff?Copy !req
242. - Bubs, Bubs, Bubs,
it's 100 bucks, man.Copy !req
243. Where are we gonna get that?
- Ah, for fucksakes.Copy !req
244. - Don't worry about it.Copy !req
245. I'll tell you, we're gonna
fucking get it right now.Copy !req
246. What's $99.99
plus the taxes stuff?Copy !req
247. Seventy-five? Seventy-eight?Copy !req
248. - No, Ricky, it's $114.98.
- Just a sec.Copy !req
249. - What are you doing Rick?
- ... 14.98...Copy !req
250. Ricky? Rick, Rick,
Rick, Rick. Rick!Copy !req
251. - Look, this works
every time, okay?Copy !req
252. You guys just meet me in the car
and I'll take care of it.Copy !req
253. Get Bubbles a fucking rocketCopy !req
254. - He said it, Julian.
- Hurry up to the car, guys.Copy !req
255. (muffled voices and knockingCopy !req
256. Julian?Copy !req
257. There's somebody in the trunk!Copy !req
258. - What the fuck are you guys
doing in there?Copy !req
259. - Dude, man, cleaning your car
and we kind of got locked inCopy !req
260. - You guys locked yourself
in there by accidentCopy !req
261. when you were cleaning my car,
didn't ya?Copy !req
262. - You got it.
- That's not smart, boys.Copy !req
263. - Boys, boys, boys, mall cops!
Mall cops!Copy !req
264. - For fucksakes, Ricky.
- What do you thinkCopy !req
265. you're doing with that?
D'you pay for that?Copy !req
266. - Yeah.
- Give it to me.Copy !req
267. - I bought that two weeks ago.
- Where's the receipt?Copy !req
268. - Let's go.
We have to have a talk.Copy !req
269. - We'll talk in your office.
That's alright.Copy !req
270. I don't know
these two guys right here,Copy !req
271. but I'm sure
they're pretty much responsible.Copy !req
272. - Get those two in the back.
Let's go.Copy !req
273. Bring them in here, let's go
Have a seat, boys.Copy !req
274. - I wanna press charges,
for the front door out thereCopy !req
275. It's dangerous
and I could've been killed -Copy !req
276. - You can press charges
when the cops get here.Copy !req
277. They're on their way.
- We don't need to call themCopy !req
278. - You guys are smarter tha
n real cops. You're mall cops.Copy !req
279. Why do we need real cops?
Misunderstanding.Copy !req
280. I went out to the car
with the rocket.Copy !req
281. These guys were supposed to pa
y for it. I gave them a chequeCopy !req
282. It's probably in their pockets
Just check 'em.Copy !req
283. - Which guys?
- It's probably that guyCopy !req
284. with the Ronnie shirt on there
- Mordecai, Horatio,Copy !req
285. you wanna check their pockets,
see what they got?Copy !req
286. - That's my gum, out of my carCopy !req
287. That's my fucking comb!
What are you guys doing?Copy !req
288. You trying to rip me off
to buy drugs?Copy !req
289. a There's the cheque right there
I bet they were fucking gonnCopy !req
290. cash that in for drugs too
, weren't you?Copy !req
291. - It's for the amount
of the rocket.Copy !req
292. - Yeah, with tax.
Made out to the store.Copy !req
293. I'm not gonna lie to you here.
I used to be a mall cop.Copy !req
294. That fake-cheque trick
works every fucking time.Copy !req
295. Basically, you figure out
how much something costs,Copy !req
296. just fill in one of
the old man's cheques like this.Copy !req
297. That way if you get caught, just
say your buddy was gonna payCopy !req
298. Mall cops are really dumb
compared to real cops.Copy !req
299. And worst-case Ontario,
you get caught,Copy !req
300. you cancel the cheque.Copy !req
301. You never have to pay.
It's awesome.Copy !req
302. - Alright, listen, I guess
we got mixed up there.Copy !req
303. I'm sorry about that, boys
You're free to go.Copy !req
304. You know, I apologize.
- Well, nice to meet you.Copy !req
305. - Alright. Take care.Copy !req
306. Actually, you guys
are gonna stay here.Copy !req
307. - No. Dude, man, do something.Copy !req
308. - You shouldn't have tried
to fucking rip me off.Copy !req
309. - You guys fucked up big-time.
Listen, trust me, you fucked up.Copy !req
310. - Thanks, Julian.
- Sit down, guys.Copy !req
311. Alright, I'm gonna have
to get some names here.Copy !req
312. - Uh, I'm Corey Lahey.Copy !req
313. - Um, Trevor Lahey.Copy !req
314. - Are those your real names,
boys?Copy !req
315. - Yessir.
- Are they really?Copy !req
316. - No. I'm Trevor
and he's Corey. We were lying.Copy !req
317. And deeper...Copy !req
318. Every nerve...Copy !req
319. every muscle is relaxing nowCopy !req
320. From the bottom of your feet
to the top of your head.Copy !req
321. - How do you feel, Mr. LaheyCopy !req
322. - I feel great, Randy.Copy !req
323. I'm really impressed.Copy !req
324. The tape really does work!Copy !req
325. I don't feel
like drinking at all!Copy !req
326. Randy...Copy !req
327. what do you say, boy,Copy !req
328. we go outside and make Sunnyvale
a nice place to live againCopy !req
329. What do you think?
- Sounds real good.Copy !req
330. - I'm rolling a fucking huge
joint for this rocket launchCopy !req
331. It's gonna be awesome.
- I can't waitCopy !req
332. to fucking get that thing going.
- Get out of the way, idiotsCopy !req
333. - What's he smiling about?Copy !req
334. - Rick, grab me a couple
of glasses, bud?Copy !req
335. - Bubbles, you got any glasses
? - Probably, Ricky, in the shedCopy !req
336. - Get that thing
all ready to go, buddy.Copy !req
337. - Holy fuck!Copy !req
338. What's it say, Ricky?Copy !req
339. - It's basically
how we put it together, I guess.Copy !req
340. Be careful and stuff.
- Jesus, look at that!Copy !req
341. What's this?Copy !req
342. Holy fuck, a spacesuit.
- Wow.Copy !req
343. - Ah! DE-CENT!Copy !req
344. No way! Fucking decnals, man
! Check those out!Copy !req
345. - Boys, drink.
- Awesome!Copy !req
346. Well, let's make a toast, boys
- To a good fucking time todayCopy !req
347. - This is a good time.Copy !req
348. I'm gonna go
put my spacesuit on, boys.Copy !req
349. And then let's get this
dirty cocksucker in the air!Copy !req
350. Boys? Check her out!Copy !req
351. - Ah, man, that is fucking cool.Copy !req
352. Nice decnals.
- I know.Copy !req
353. Look at my spacesuit, too.Copy !req
354. - Can I put it on the launch pad
there, Commander?Copy !req
355. - Alright!
- Bubbles, are you sureCopy !req
356. we gotta play Space here?
This is kind of silly.Copy !req
357. - C'mon, Ricky! Look at this
! This is awesome!Copy !req
358. Mission control,
this is Commander Bubbles.Copy !req
359. I'm getting an MPS warning lightCopy !req
360. on the link-monitor
control subsystem.Copy !req
361. I'm requesting
reallocation of main arm fire,Copy !req
362. through CDS at Level 6.
Please advise.Copy !req
363. - Copy that, Commander.Copy !req
364. Reallocating there,
Commander Bubbles.Copy !req
365. - Try some, Ricky.Copy !req
366. - Breaker, Breaker, come in.
This is Rocket Ship 27.Copy !req
367. r Aliens fucked over the
carbunator in engine fouCopy !req
368. and I'm trying to refuckulate it
and land on Juniper.Copy !req
369. Hopefully you got
some space weed. Over.Copy !req
370. How's that, buddy?
I don't fucking know.Copy !req
371. - Ricky, that's not very good.
Use space words.Copy !req
372. Real ones.
Not talking about space weedCopy !req
373. - These, uh, power rockets
are firing all over the place.Copy !req
374. They got lasers,
they're shooting and, uh..Copy !req
375. Bubbles,
I can't fucking do this.Copy !req
376. My brain doesn't work
with space talk.Copy !req
377. I hate playing Space.
- Julian, make him do it rightCopy !req
378. - Let me do the talking,
Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
379. - Alright, Randy.Copy !req
380. - Hey, boys.
We got a complaintCopy !req
381. that someone's
been getting high and drunk,Copy !req
382. playing Space
in the middle of the street.Copy !req
383. - Yeah, us.
I'm fucking stoned right nowCopy !req
384. You got a problem with that?Copy !req
385. - Listen, we don't wanna cause
any shit here, boys.Copy !req
386. As a matter of fact,Copy !req
387. I've been thinking about shi
t a lot less these days.Copy !req
388. Seeing as how I stepped in
so much over the last few years.Copy !req
389. I'm sick of shit, boys.
Sick of shit.Copy !req
390. - Is that right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
391. And I just wanna reiterate tha
t I quit drinking permanently.Copy !req
392. It's all part of my plan
to get along betterCopy !req
393. with everyone in the park.
Including you, Rick.Copy !req
394. Booze free for weeks, boys
It feels great.Copy !req
395. - Ah, you quit drinking,
have you, Jimmy?Copy !req
396. He comes down here today
and, uh...Copy !req
397. doing the old
"I'm innocent" thing,Copy !req
398. "I'm a changed man"
kind of thing and, uh,Copy !req
399. he came down here
for one reasonCopy !req
400. and that was to ruin the day
for the boys.Copy !req
401. - Do you guys wanna stay
and watch?Copy !req
402. You wanna see a rocket go,
Randy?Copy !req
403. - Does it really launch?
- Does it really launch?Copy !req
404. Does the Tin Man
have a sheet-metal cock?Copy !req
405. Look at this thing!
Goes up about 2,000 feet,Copy !req
406. nose cone blows off,
chute comes out.Copy !req
407. It's fucking awesome!Copy !req
408. - Remember when you helped
daddy steal a car battery?Copy !req
409. It's kinda like the same thing
Just put this thing on here,Copy !req
410. this one on there.Copy !req
411. - Jeez, I'm thirsty.Copy !req
412. Can I have a drink of wate
r from your bottle there, Jimmy?Copy !req
413. - Leave Mr. Lahey alone, Ray
Get your own water.Copy !req
414. - No, I want
some of Jimmy's water.Copy !req
415. That's the kind that gets
you fucking drunk,Copy !req
416. isn't that right, Jimmy?Copy !req
417. He walks around the park,
he's got the bottle of waterCopy !req
418. Everybody thinks it's water,
but it's vodka.Copy !req
419. Oldest trick in the book.
I think he learned that from me.Copy !req
420. I was doing that when I was,
you know, 20, 30 years agoCopy !req
421. Trying to hide it from TammyCopy !req
422. t
- Can you guys argue about who's drunk and who's noCopy !req
423. away from my daughter?
Please.Copy !req
424. - Ray. Ray, you're nothing
but a drunk faking a disability,Copy !req
425. 'cause you got nothing better to
do than to bother decent people,Copy !req
426. 'cause your own life's
a big pile of burning shitCopy !req
427. - Is that right?
Randy, why not ask JimCopy !req
428. where he's been
the past few nightsCopy !req
429. between 3 and 5 and 9 to 11:15Copy !req
430. Go ahead,
ask him where he goes.Copy !req
431. - He's playing bridge
down at the hospital, Ray.Copy !req
432. ,
- Bridge, my arse. He's going to the strip clubCopy !req
433. getting drunk every night
telling everybodyCopy !req
434. he's off the booze.
You know why, Randy?Copy !req
435. Jim Lahey's a fucking
drunk and he always will be.Copy !req
436. - Okay, boys, here we go.Copy !req
437. Blast shields down.
The engine is a go!Copy !req
438. - Give me a drink.
- Randy, let it go, Randy.Copy !req
439. - It's vodka
- 131-proof, straight up.Copy !req
440. I'm fucking wasted.Copy !req
441. - Jesus!
Fuck, did you see that, Ricky?Copy !req
442. Julian?
- Bubs, that was amazing!Copy !req
443. - My God.Copy !req
444. - Randy, where are you goingCopy !req
445. - Downtown for a cheeseburger,
Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
446. - Congratulations Julian.
You were right all the time.Copy !req
447. I was drunk
in the mental hospitalCopy !req
448. and I've been drunk ever sinceCopy !req
449. This can either end
one of two ways, boys.Copy !req
450. Either you, you and you,
who are all drunk,Copy !req
451. are going to jail,
or I am going backCopy !req
452. to the mental hospital.
P.S. I'm not going back there.Copy !req
453. - There it is!
There's the rocket!Copy !req
454. - You just opened
Pandora's shit box, Ray.Copy !req
455. - Fuck, Lahey! Omigod!Copy !req
456. What are you doing?Copy !req
457. - Oh, fuck!Copy !req
458. It's crushed!Copy !req
459. - Sonofabitch.Copy !req
460. - Hey, Randy. Listen,
I really did give up liquor.Copy !req
461. Honest.
- No, you didn't, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
462. Why wouldn't you just tell me?Copy !req
463. - Shit snares, Randy.
Shit snares.Copy !req
464. All this time, trying to sto
p the boys from breaking the lawCopy !req
465. when I should've been
encouraging it.Copy !req
466. The liquor makes me
see it clearly, Randy.Copy !req
467. Julian's the leader.
All he needs to doCopy !req
468. is be pointed in a direction
, he'll go there.Copy !req
469. He'll go right
into my shit snare, Randy.Copy !req
470. Listen, liquor makes me
see it clear, Rand,Copy !req
471. and I didn't want you
to blow my cover.Copy !req
472. I'm sorry if I let you down.Copy !req
473. - You didn't let me down,
Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
474. - Is this some kind of test?
- No.Copy !req
475. I hate those guys, Mr. Lahey
Let's fucking get 'em. Here.Copy !req