1. I'm working on a plan right now.Copy !req
2. It's going to be perfect.Copy !req
3. Nobody's going to get caught.Copy !req
4. It's going to be smooth.Copy !req
5. My god Bubbles, the size of this
thing.Copy !req
6. Oh I know Ricky, look at it.Copy !req
7. You know though, I've gone over
it top to bottom like a bunchCopy !req
8. of times and I can't find any
illegal parts on this thing.Copy !req
9. You know what I think is going
on?Copy !req
10. Sebastian Bach is Mr. Jealousy
Pants.Copy !req
11. He's jealous of Patrick Swayzie.Copy !req
12. He made all that shit up.Copy !req
13. How is Axel doing? Right on.Copy !req
14. Rob Thomas? Well eleven bucks,
you can't go wrong man.Copy !req
15. Look at the speed it's got.Copy !req
16. Fucking cool!Copy !req
17. The personal train of Patrick
Swayzie.Copy !req
18. De-ee-ecent!Copy !req
19. Can't talk to you on the phone
about it okay.Copy !req
20. I don't condone crime you know
thatCopy !req
21. but thank you for stealing this
train for me.Copy !req
22. Bubbles? You stole the train
man.Copy !req
23. We had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
24. Ricky, you cannot tell anybody
that we have that train.Copy !req
25. Promise me.Copy !req
26. Sure man, yeah.Copy !req
27. I promise. Whatever.Copy !req
28. Got a great fucking idea though.Copy !req
29. I'm gonna sit over there, you
stay here.Copy !req
30. Get the fucking bong, put it in
one of the cars right hereCopy !req
31. and we can ship bong tokes back
and forth to each other.Copy !req
32. Decent.Copy !req
33. I think I just figured it out.Copy !req
34. I can get the dope to you.Copy !req
35. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
36. I'm telling you Bubbles.Copy !req
37. Smoking dope, playing with model
trains is a good fucking time
man.Copy !req
38. What are you doing anyway?Copy !req
39. Nothing Dad.Copy !req
40. Well, what's with all the dye
and the beardCopy !req
41. and the weights and, you look
like,Copy !req
42. what are you trying to look
like?Copy !req
43. Nothing Dad, just leave me
alone.Copy !req
44. Listen boy, while you're under
my roof, it's my rules.Copy !req
45. And burgers is all about them
rules.Copy !req
46. Burgers were good to me, they're
good to you.Copy !req
47. Dad, what are you talking about?Copy !req
48. Eleven bucks a gram boys, that's
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
49. That's what my dope's worth.Copy !req
50. I'm glad we waited.Copy !req
51. So when's whats-his-fucky,
Sebastian, coming to pick it up?Copy !req
52. Oh, he's not coming here Rick.Copy !req
53. What? What do you mean he's not
coming here?Copy !req
54. We're going to smuggle it to
him, into Maine.Copy !req
55. Think about it.Copy !req
56. At eleven bucks a gram, that's
almost five thousand bucks a
pound.Copy !req
57. We got a hundred pounds, do the
bath buddy.Copy !req
58. Cause we're set up, man.Copy !req
59. Fifty thousand dollars.Copy !req
60. No Ricky, that's five hundred
thousand dollars.Copy !req
61. So how the fuck are we going to
get it there?Copy !req
62. With this.Copy !req
63. We're going to run a track
through the woods, across the
border.Copy !req
64. and load the weed onto the
freight cars.Copy !req
65. It's going to be easy.Copy !req
66. Oh, I get it yeah.Copy !req
67. Using the train.Copy !req
68. Julian.Copy !req
69. Do you have any idea how much
track we'd have to layCopy !req
70. to get a train like this into
the US undetected?Copy !req
71. Oh yeah, I know.Copy !req
72. It'd be a lot.Copy !req
73. Probably a world record Bubbs.Copy !req
74. But you'd be in charge of it
man.Copy !req
75. World record.Copy !req
76. That hadn't crossed my mind
Julian.Copy !req
77. Boys, who are we kidding, I
mean.Copy !req
78. No man, no train has ever done
anything like that.Copy !req
79. Swayzie Express is not powerful
enough to pull all that dope.Copy !req
80. Ricky, you don't have to try to
trick me.Copy !req
81. We are going to run this train
into the US, and make no mistake
about it.Copy !req
82. That world record will be mine.Copy !req
83. Beer, Bubbles?Copy !req
84. Oh, you read my mind, Ricky.Copy !req
85. Mr.
Check it out boys.Copy !req
86. My new office.Copy !req
87. It's a real good chance I'm
going to make Staff Sergeant.Copy !req
88. It's looking real good.Copy !req
89. How can I help you guys?Copy !req
90. We need to know how many forest
rangers are out there,Copy !req
91. where they're at, what they
drive, any kind of information
you can get us.Copy !req
92. Mr.
Step into the office boys.Copy !req
93. Look, if I'm going to be
promoted here, you're going to
have to chill out.Copy !req
94. I've been real good to you guys,
but we're going to have to put
an end to this shit.Copy !req
95. We're all friends.Copy !req
96. You helped my dad get his rig
license back and we took out
George and Ted for you.Copy !req
97. Jim.Copy !req
98. I know shit about you, you know
shit about me.Copy !req
99. That makes us shit brothers.Copy !req
100. Come on, we're shit brothers.Copy !req
101. Don't forget, you signed a peace
treaty with us Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
102. Mr.
What's going down here?Copy !req
103. Listen, the less you know, the
better okay.Copy !req
104. That's all we can tell you.Copy !req
105. Yeah Lahey, just get us our
fucking topa, toper, grack,Copy !req
106. fucking land papers Jim, just
get us the fucking land papers
a.s.a.t.Copy !req
107. Put them in the mailbox.Copy !req
108. Don't be a fuckhead.Copy !req
109. Thanks Jim.Copy !req
110. I know just where to find these
dicks.Copy !req
111. Fuck, is that who I fucking
think it is?Copy !req
112. Oh my god, that's Jacob Collins.Copy !req
113. Julian, he's rocking your look
hard.Copy !req
114. What the fuck is he wearing?Copy !req
115. He's got a back T-shirt, a black
goatee,Copy !req
116. and he's rocking a goofy little
drink.Copy !req
117. Did he dye his fucking hair?
He did!Copy !req
118. He looks like you Julian.Copy !req
119. Without any muscles.Copy !req
120. Look at the drink, Ricky.Copy !req
121. It's one of those old mustard
glasses, with the diamond and
clubs on it.Copy !req
122. Bubbs, lay off Jacob alright.Copy !req
123. Holy fuck, look who he's talking
too.Copy !req
124. Isn't that meat store dicks.Copy !req
125. Fuck, remember how stupid those
guys were?Copy !req
126. They'd be perfect jail cover.Copy !req
127. Well, I'll tell you right now,Copy !req
128. we're not going to find any
people dumber than those guys.Copy !req
129. They are dumb.Copy !req
130. My goodness.Copy !req
131. Let's get them.Copy !req
132. A mustard glass.Copy !req
133. Hey guys.Copy !req
134. Hey Julian.Copy !req
135. Hey Jacob.Copy !req
136. Changed the look a little bit
have you Jacob?Copy !req
137. Lower your fucking drink in
front of Julian, respect.Copy !req
138. Chaining too Jacob? What are
you rocking there?Copy !req
139. Is that a mustard glass?Copy !req
140. Yeah.Copy !req
141. That's hard core.Copy !req
142. Jacob, you want to hang out with
us today.Copy !req
143. Oh yeah, totally.Copy !req
144. Julian, get the other two
dummies too.Copy !req
145. We're going to need them
alright?Copy !req
146. You and your two friends.Copy !req
147. Yeah, okay. Yeah.Copy !req
148. Come here for a second.Copy !req
149. Are you in charge of those guys?Copy !req
150. Um, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
151. Those are my boys.Copy !req
152. Alright then, take charge, get
them in the fucking car now.Copy !req
153. Okay. Hey boys, let's get in the
car.Copy !req
154. Let's fucking go.Copy !req
155. Are you fucking talking to me
Jacob?Copy !req
156. No, he's talking to the guys
Ricky.Copy !req
157. Oh.Copy !req
158. Well, you want to learn how to
do it?Copy !req
159. Hey, cock-a-doodle, fucking
Ketchup chips.Copy !req
160. Yo-yo dick, get in the fucking
car.Copy !req
161. Let's go, in the fucking car
now. The trunk.Copy !req
162. Alright, you sit in the back
seat. Let's go.Copy !req
163. You guys shut the fuck up.Copy !req
164. Let the big boys talk.Copy !req
165. You say anything, you're fucking
dead. Understand?Copy !req
166. What are you going to do to us?Copy !req
167. We're making you part of our
crew.Copy !req
168. Our team of friends.Copy !req
169. This is the big time now which
means you guys can hang out with
us.Copy !req
170. But right now, you're fucking
nothing.Copy !req
171. Out of the car, on the grass.Copy !req
172. Move it guys.Copy !req
173. We're not friends yet.Copy !req
174. You're nothing.Copy !req
175. And you're nothing until we say
you aren't nothing.Copy !req
176. And until then, I'm going to be
really, really fucking hard on
you guys.Copy !req
177. Especially you with your fucking
rooster bald headed little,Copy !req
178. I don't even know what the fuck
that is.Copy !req
179. Ricky!Copy !req
180. Don't talk to me like fucking
Lahey talks to Randy Julian.Copy !req
181. I'm serious.Copy !req
182. Ricky look, I know these guys
are fuckedCopy !req
183. but maybe you should lighten up
on them.Copy !req
184. Remember what happened to Cory
and Trevor.Copy !req
185. What happened to Cory and
Trevor?Copy !req
186. Oh nothing.Copy !req
187. You guys will never, ever be a
Cory and Trevor, alright.Copy !req
188. Cory and Trevor meant the world
to me.Copy !req
189. Now I know how much you like the
Monte Carlo, so here.Copy !req
190. Take it for the weekend and have
a good time, alright.Copy !req
191. All expenses paid.Copy !req
192. Just top up the gas before you
give it back to me.Copy !req
193. I've got an exam next week.Copy !req
194. What the fuck are you getting
learned that's so important?Copy !req
195. Hotel/motel management.Copy !req
196. Motel/motel dumbagement.Copy !req
197. Give me the fucking drink.Copy !req
198. Rick.Copy !req
199. You're drinking fucking pop?
Pop?Copy !req
200. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
201. You can study along the way,
okay?Copy !req
202. Let's load up the car guys.Copy !req
203. Okay, here's the map.Copy !req
204. We got lots of food for you.Copy !req
205. Bubbles;
There's two bags of Shreddies
andCopy !req
206. three bags of licorice boys.Copy !req
207. That should do ya just fine.Copy !req
208. And this is where I want you to
drive to,Copy !req
209. to do a little recon. For me
okay, I mean us.Copy !req
210. Your friends, alright?Copy !req
211. What are you still doing here?Copy !req
212. Get the fuck over to Bubbles
shed for more instructions.Copy !req
213. Boys, get the fuck going.Copy !req
214. Alright fellows, listen up.Copy !req
215. I'm the engineer here.Copy !req
216. And I don't like to repeat
myself.Copy !req
217. Take this camera.Copy !req
218. You're going to record every
road,Copy !req
219. every bridge, every friggin
slope of the land.Copy !req
220. All the directions are in here.Copy !req
221. Pay particular attention to the
section on leveling the track.Copy !req
222. If the track's not on level
ground, you guys fucked up.Copy !req
223. What track?Copy !req
224. The fucking train track.Copy !req
225. That's what this test is all
about.Copy !req
226. To see if you guys are really
our friends or not.Copy !req
227. This is the track here Jacob.Copy !req
228. It snaps together like that.Copy !req
229. Make sure the copper connectors
are touching.Copy !req
230. Okay, that's easy.Copy !req
231. Ready to get behind the wheel of
a Monte Carlo?Copy !req
232. Okay, put it in park.Copy !req
233. Nice job man.Copy !req
234. Get out of the fucking car.Copy !req
235. You guys somehow manage to pull
this off,Copy !req
236. we're going to be friends, I
promise, alright.Copy !req
237. We even come to vocational
school, have lunch with you guysCopy !req
238. sometimes and take my car to the
final exam for all I give a
fuck.Copy !req
239. We're going to be friends guys
if you pull this off.Copy !req
240. It's off Exit 14.Copy !req
241. There'll be a gentleman named
Shitty Bill awaiting your
arrival.Copy !req
242. Jacob, come here.Copy !req
243. If the cops pull you over, we
don't know you.Copy !req
244. We know nothing about what's
going on.Copy !req
245. We'll have to say you stole the
car.Copy !req
246. If it comes down to that, blame
it on your dummies.Copy !req
247. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
248. Friends?Copy !req
249. Forever.Copy !req
250. See this?Copy !req
251. Get the fuck back here! Protect
Julian's car at all costs.Copy !req
252. Protect the train stuff.Copy !req
253. Then protect yourselves,Copy !req
254. once all the other stuff is
protected.Copy !req
255. Protect from what?Copy !req
256. You're going to a remote area.Copy !req
257. There might be bears.Copy !req
258. Might.Copy !req
259. Or, could be some weird shit we
don't even know about.Copy !req
260. Safety's off.Copy !req
261. You've got three days.Copy !req
262. Just don't forget.Copy !req
263. That car is my life, okay?
Three days boys.Copy !req
264. We can do this.Copy !req
265. Hey Phil, are those
cheeseburgers done yet?Copy !req
266. Randy, my son is missing.Copy !req
267. And all you can worry about is
drugs and fucking cheeseburgers?Copy !req
268. Come on, let's get the rest of
these posters out and up.Copy !req
269. Geez, Phil, you gotta stop
thinking about this.Copy !req
270. It's going to drive you crazy.Copy !req
271. Let's talk about something else,
like the restaurant.Copy !req
272. Let's talk about the Dirty
Burger.Copy !req
273. Jacob's going to be okay.Copy !req
274. Phil, you better relax!Copy !req
275. Shit, who's this guy in the sexy
jeans?Copy !req
276. Please Randy, this is my son
Thomas.Copy !req
277. This is your son? Wow.Copy !req
278. Tommy!Copy !req
279. Oh, I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
280. Oh, ho, ho, it's good to see
you.Copy !req
281. Dad, let me go.
Hey, hi how's it goingCopy !req
282. Okay, so what's going on with
Jacob.Copy !req
283. I saw the posters up.Copy !req
284. What are the police doing about
it.Copy !req
285. We have to take this seriously.Copy !req
286. I called a cop by the name of
Jim Lahey andCopy !req
287. he hasn't gotten back to me yet.Copy !req
288. They haven't called back?Copy !req
289. They haven't gotten back to you?
The police haven't gotten back.Copy !req
290. What's going on here?Copy !req
291. I don't know what the fuck is
going on.Copy !req
292. I don't know son, but god-damn.Copy !req
293. My son is missing.Copy !req
294. Help me out here? What the
fuck?Copy !req
295. Calm down! Calm down right now.Copy !req
296. I want you to cool off.Copy !req
297. Cool off.Copy !req
298. Okay.Copy !req
299. Talk to me.Copy !req
300. Who, Jacob? You think Jacob is
into drugs?Copy !req
301. After all you taught us Dad?Copy !req
302. Jacob isn't messing around with
dope or dope dealers.Copy !req
303. I guarantee you Jacob is as high
as fuck right now,Copy !req
304. him and those two mutants and
they're fucking up our chance to
sell the dope.Copy !req
305. Just keep ripping the posters
down and shut up please Ricky.Copy !req
306. Come on.Copy !req
307. Did you guys ever think maybeCopy !req
308. that Jacob and those two twiggy
alien bastardsCopy !req
309. might have got eaten by bears?
I mean,Copy !req
310. this could be Cory and Trevor
all over again boys.Copy !req
311. Somebody's going to go insane
off this, you watch.Copy !req
312. look at you fucking go.Copy !req
313. Him and those two fucking weird
looking dicks are probably just
partying somewhere.Copy !req
314. They stole your car man, they
fucked us.Copy !req
315. We just have to find out if
there's any police reportsCopy !req
316. or missing persons reports.
We've got to talk to Lahey.Copy !req
317. What are you guys doing? What
are you?Copy !req
318. Who the fuck are you, and what
the fuck do you want?Copy !req
319. Nice clothes.Copy !req
320. This is my son Thomas Collins,
Jacob's brother.Copy !req
321. And Timmy or Tommy or whatever
the fuck his son's name isCopy !req
322. shows up here and he looks like
he's adopted, he doesn't look
anything like him,Copy !req
323. but he's clearly not. They're
both out of their fucking god-
damned minds.Copy !req
324. You guys know Jacob?Copy !req
325. Do you know where he is right
now?Copy !req
326. It wasn't us.Copy !req
327. It wasn't you guys.Copy !req
328. Those guys know where Jacob is.Copy !req
329. They're lying.Copy !req
330. What are you not telling us?Copy !req
331. What the fuck do you know about
this, you dirty prick.Copy !req
332. Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck off Phil.Copy !req
333. Phil Collins is fucking out of
his mind these days.Copy !req
334. I don't know what's going on
with him?Copy !req
335. My sons and the Dirty Burger is
all I got. Fuck them.Copy !req
336. What about you four-eyes?Copy !req
337. Holy fuck!Copy !req
338. Fucking, did you just call me
four-eyes?Copy !req
339. You big mustard tiger.Copy !req
340. All I did was call him a mustard
tiger.Copy !req
341. I mean, he had a big tiger and
he was all covered in mustard,Copy !req
342. and I thought it was, you know,
a pretty cute little name andCopy !req
343. all of the sudden he snaps and
starts smashing Ricky's car up
with a ladder.Copy !req
344. Will someone fucking help me
here?Copy !req
345. You big fucking weird looking
walrus fuck.Copy !req
346. Put the fucking ladder down.Copy !req
347. Calm down! Put the ladder down
Phil, that's not fair.Copy !req
348. Sorry I didn't tell you this,
but Jacob and his buddiesCopy !req
349. went studying somewhere cause
you were going on about the god-
damnedCopy !req
350. Dirty Burger so much, okay? You
were distracting him.Copy !req
351. He borrowed my car. He told me
not to tell you.Copy !req
352. Not tell the old man.Copy !req
353. Isn't that right there,
sweaty bobany.Copy !req
354. If you've done something, if
you've done something to Jacob,Copy !req
355. I'll find out and you'll regret
the day you ever messed with
Philadelphia Collins' sons.Copy !req
356. Got me?Copy !req
357. Fuck off!Copy !req
358. Philadelphia?Copy !req
359. Yeah, Philadelphia Collins.Copy !req
360. He looks like he ate
Philadelphia.Copy !req
361. Let me deal with this okay.Copy !req
362. He's studying. Everything's cool
Phil.Copy !req
363. We just gotta walk away.Copy !req
364. We've got to walk away.Copy !req
365. Let's go.Copy !req
366. Yeah, walk away.Copy !req
367. You're paying for the fucking
damage to that car too.Copy !req
368. You should pay me for doing a
job for you.Copy !req
369. Why don't you find Jacob?Copy !req
370. Get going, Lord of the onion
rings.Copy !req
371. Nice socks Randy.Copy !req
372. Big fucking surprise you're all
hanging out together.Copy !req
373. You're all fucked in the head.Copy !req
374. Fucking Jesus, scratches on my
fucking car.Copy !req
375. DJ:
We like to remind one and all,
five cent wings tonight.Copy !req
376. All night tonight, you can't go
wrong.Copy !req
377. Barb Lahey:
Oh, excellent, thank you very
much.Copy !req
378. Mr.
Hey B.Copy !req
379. Two more.Copy !req
380. Barb Lahey:
And one more.Copy !req
381. Mr.
Thank you.Copy !req
382. That's good.Copy !req
383. Get me some water.Copy !req
384. Barb Lahey:
Oh my god.Copy !req
385. Jim, it's Sam! I had no idea he
was singing here.Copy !req
386. Mr.
Greasy bastard.Copy !req
387. Barb Lahey:
Oh my god.Copy !req
388. Mr.
We can go somewhere else if you
like.Copy !req
389. Barb Lahey:
No actually, I like this song.Copy !req
390. Oh go, is he coming over?
Is he?Copy !req
391. Mr.
No.Copy !req
392. Just ignore him, he'll go away
Barb.Copy !req
393. Slow down a bit honey.Copy !req
394. Barb Lahey:
Well, that's not fast.Copy !req
395. Four.Copy !req
396. ♪ Pretty lady.Copy !req
397. Barb Lahey:
Hi Sam.Copy !req
398. Mr.
Sam.Copy !req
399. Just one second.Copy !req
400. He looks like one of those guys,
serial killer week on the TV.Copy !req
401. He looks crazy.Copy !req
402. Jim?Copy !req
403. Mr.
What are you boys doing here?Copy !req
404. You know Jacob right?Copy !req
405. Mr.
Has he shown up yet?Copy !req
406. We need you to block any missing
persons reports.Copy !req
407. This is important Jim.Copy !req
408. You gotta do this.Copy !req
409. Mr.
Julian, Phil keeps calling me
all the time about this.Copy !req
410. You're putting me in an awkward
position here.Copy !req
411. Hey, pay attention, we're
serious.Copy !req
412. Mr.
Oh shit.Copy !req
413. Oh fuck.Copy !req
414. Fuck!Copy !req
415. Barb Lahey:Copy !req
416. Mr.
Get your hands off her, cave
man.Copy !req
417. She just needs a little air Jim.Copy !req
418. Mr.
Sam, you stay away from Barb or
you'll feel the heat.Copy !req
419. Remember heat, quest for fire?Copy !req
420. Enough of the caveman comments.Copy !req
421. Are you starting shit here?
Outside Sam, let's go.Copy !req
422. Fuck! Watch the way you talk to
me.Copy !req
423. All of you.Copy !req
424. Bubbles;
Sam, check your beard.Copy !req
425. You got a big, big piece of
chicken in there.Copy !req
426. Mr.
Thanks Julian.Copy !req
427. I owe you one bud.Copy !req
428. Block the missing persons
reports.Copy !req
429. Mr.
You're almost home Barb.Copy !req
430. Barb Lahey:Copy !req
431. Mr.
Hey guys, give me a hand here
please.Copy !req
432. Come on Barb.Copy !req
433. Bed time.Copy !req
434. Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
435. Mr.
Yeah Bubbs?Copy !req
436. What would happen if Phil
Collins reported Jacob missingCopy !req
437. and said the last time he was
seen was in Julian's car?Copy !req
438. Mr.
There's no question Bubbs.Copy !req
439. You'd be investigated.Copy !req
440. I can't stop that.Copy !req
441. I can hold off the missing
persons report for another day,Copy !req
442. day and a half on the outside.Copy !req
443. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
444. Barb Lahey:
Oh Bubbles, I love you.Copy !req
445. Oh, I love you too Barb.Copy !req
446. Banged your noodle.Copy !req
447. Mr.
Take it easy guys.Copy !req
448. Come on Julian, give us a hand.Copy !req
449. Jim, Jim, You gotta help us out
on this okay?Copy !req
450. We can't get the police involved
now.Copy !req
451. We got too much crazy shit on
the go Jim.Copy !req
452. Barb Lahey:
Oh Julian, such big muscles.Copy !req
453. Mr.
Julian, come here bud.Copy !req
454. This is the kind of shit I'm
talking about.Copy !req
455. You gotta find those guys real
fast or I'm goingCopy !req
456. to have to get involved in this
officially.Copy !req
457. And you're not going to like
that, are you Julian?Copy !req
458. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
459. Mr.
Thanks for your help, boys.Copy !req
460. Those little book nerds.Copy !req
461. Man, they ripped us off.Copy !req
462. They stole your fucking car
Julian.Copy !req
463. They probably sold that and
spent it on drugsCopy !req
464. or fucking fried chicken and
shit.Copy !req
465. We should go looking for them,
shouldn't we? Tomorrow?Copy !req
466. I mean, they could be lost orCopy !req
467. there's the distinct possibility
that they've been fucked by
bears.Copy !req
468. Fucked by bears?Copy !req
469. I'm starting to think something
went terribly wrong.Copy !req
470. That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
471. Maybe they got fucked by bears.Copy !req
472. No, something worse.Copy !req
473. What's worse than getting fucked
by bears!Copy !req