1. y'all ma-fuckers to my brand new
joint.Copy !req
2. Scrilla Villa. A-ight y'all,
check it out.Copy !req
3. Let me explain something to you,
you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
4. Me and T had to get things set
up, you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
5. With the babies on the way, with
the family, you know what I
mean.Copy !req
6. So we had to start working.
That's when I realized that the
airportCopy !req
7. has some unique job
opportunities, dawg.Copy !req
8. That's right. We had to seize
the mother fucker.Copy !req
9. J-
Carpe dizum, you know what I'm
saying?Copy !req
10. That's why we started gankin'
luggage. This is all the shit
we ganked from overseas,Copy !req
11. you know what I'm saying. It's
all from Europe. It's tight.Copy !req
12. Ma-fuckers come back with some
crazy ass shit, dawg.Copy !req
13. You want a box for your bling?
Ten ma-fuckers. It's tight,
cheap and dope.Copy !req
14. I'm out. And this here room's
what I call liquors of the
world, dawg.Copy !req
15. You know what I'm saying? Look
at all the shit the ma-fuckers
bring back.Copy !req
16. It's your passport to getting
drunk. Glug, glug. [making
guitar noises]Copy !req
17. Real snake. What? I'm saying.
We so busy now, you know what I
mean,Copy !req
18. I even had to hire employees.
That's Lucy right there, you
know what I mean.Copy !req
19. Lucy, one of my employees. That
little ma-fucker ain't though.Copy !req
20. I ain't paying for that
ma-fucker.Copy !req
21. I had to go back to work when I
found out that I was pregnant.Copy !req
22. I knew that Ricky was never
going to get his shit togetherCopy !req
23. and I'm going to be taking care
of this baby on my own, so this
seems like an honest gig.Copy !req
24. J-
Lucy, you ready to do this
family portrait?Copy !req
25. Yeah, yeah. I just gotta figure
out this, how it works.Copy !req
26. I ain't saying they ain't. Who
knows about my ancestry,Copy !req
27. you know what I mean. But me
and T decided we too closeCopy !req
28. to go through all that DNA
bullish, so we just going to be
co-daddiesCopy !req
29. to these two little pimps right
here.Copy !req
30. Smile.Copy !req
31. Hey Ray.Copy !req
32. Ah, for fuck's sakes.Copy !req
33. What's up man?Copy !req
34. What's going on?Copy !req
35. Hey bud, how are you doing?Copy !req
36. You gotta come see it. I got it
set up. Is it ever decent.Copy !req
37. Oh yeah?Copy !req
38. Check it out, you head up on the
deck.Copy !req
39. Alright.Copy !req
40. Alright.Copy !req
41. Look at that. Look at the
detail.Copy !req
42. Awesome buddy.Copy !req
43. Eh? This is awesome!Copy !req
44. Yeah, we're cool. I'm just not
hanging out with them anymore,Copy !req
45. ever since Ricky almost froze me
to death. You know, I have a
hobby nowCopy !req
46. and that's what I'm going to do
from now on. My hobby is trainsCopy !req
47. and just like your hobby's
drinking.Copy !req
48. Hey boys.Copy !req
49. Hey Shitty.Copy !req
50. Hey Shitty. Bubbs, how's it
going buddy?Copy !req
51. Oh not bad Ricky. At least I'm
not freezing to death.Copy !req
52. I'm sorry about that. Look, I
really need to talk to you.Copy !req
53. And Dad, can I talk to you too
about some pretty serious stuff.Copy !req
54. Of course buddy, what's up?Copy !req
55. Let's get away from Shitty.
It's pretty private.Copy !req
56. What the hell is all this shit.
What are you guys doing?Copy !req
57. Nothing Ricky. Nothing you'd be
interested in.Copy !req
58. I know what's going on.Copy !req
59. Better not fuck with any of my
stuff Shitty, just leave it
where it's at.Copy !req
60. You're joking right
Rick?Copy !req
61. No actually, I'm pretty serious
Dad.Copy !req
62. Fuck, um.Copy !req
63. me and Lucy haven't banged in
seven months and she's sixCopy !req
64. months pregnant so, does that
work out?Copy !req
65. Bubbles, answer that. I gotta
rock a piss off bud.Copy !req
66. Ray? Look Ricky, just think of
this train engine as Lucy right.Copy !req
67. If you put fuel into it, it'll
go. But if you don't, it
doesn't.Copy !req
68. So you're saying that, what?Copy !req
69. Ricky, a train will only go if
there's fuel in it right.Copy !req
70. So if it wasn't your nozzle that
was putting fuel into Lucy,Copy !req
71. someone else's nozzle must have
been. You know?Copy !req
72. You sure?Copy !req
73. Yeah.Copy !req
74. So let me get this straight?Copy !req
75. Mr. Lahey gets one night off and
you guys don't even include me?Copy !req
76. Barb Lahey:
Well, maybe if you weren't so
high all the time Randy.Copy !req
77. Oh, moose balls!Copy !req
78. Barb Lahey:Copy !req
79. My pants!Copy !req
80. Barb Lahey:Copy !req
81. It's not funny Barb.Copy !req
82. Jim Lahey:
Randy.Copy !req
83. Barb Lahey:
Randy!Copy !req
84. My best pants.Copy !req
85. Jim Lahey:
Randy?Copy !req
86. This is frigginCopy !req
87. Barb Lahey:
Randy!Copy !req
88. I understand if you want to I
guess, but I'm not.Copy !req
89. I've got no choice man, I have
to. Trailer's re-mortgaged.Copy !req
90. If I don't come up with a
payment, I'm going to lose it.Copy !req
91. Two hundred and forty-five
dollars. Where the fuck am I
goingCopy !req
92. to come up with that kind of
money? Anyway, I gotta get
going,Copy !req
93. but listen to me, you are
handling this well okay.Copy !req
94. So keep it up, don't do anything
crazy alright.Copy !req
95. I'm good.Copy !req
96. Alright. We'll get drunk when I
get back or something.Copy !req
97. What's going on here? Big black
Cadillac. J-Roc?Copy !req
98. Lucy is fucking banging J-Roc?
I can't believe it.Copy !req
99. J-Roc borned my baby. Fuck!Copy !req
100. Police Officer George:
We good to go?Copy !req
101. Police Officer Ted:
Yeah.Copy !req
102. Police Officer George:
Focus.Copy !req
103. Police Officer Ted:
Yeah, the focus is fine.Copy !req
104. Police Officer George:
Alright, just a waiting game
now. Oh yeah, look at that.Copy !req
105. Hey look, check it out. Jamie,
Tyler and the rest of the gang.Copy !req
106. Think they might be, oh I don't
know, stealing luggage.Copy !req
107. Police Officer Ted:
You think Jamie's smart enough
to master mind that?Copy !req
108. No, I don't know about that.Copy !req
109. But, Julian sure as hell is.Copy !req
110. Police Officer George:
This is going to get
interesting.Copy !req
111. J-
All luggage look the same
nowadays, you know what I mean?Copy !req
112. Give me a kiss mother-fucker.Copy !req
113. J-
Bye Suzanne, lovely to see you.Copy !req
114. Wait right there Lucy!Copy !req
115. Lucy, wait right there. I need
to talk to you.Copy !req
116. J-
Suzanne, go to the car.
Suzanne.Copy !req
117. What the fuck! You banged Lucy
and gave her a baby?Copy !req
118. J-
I never banged Lucy, dawg, or
Suzanne, what I'm saying.Copy !req
119. I tried to hit her a couple of
times you know what I'm saying,Copy !req
120. but she wasn't feeling me dawg.
T tried too. But we didn't.Copy !req
121. Couldn't help yourself, take a
little something something from
Lucy?Copy !req
122. I didn't do nothing man.
Relax yourself man.Copy !req
123. You know the rule, bros before
hos man. Come on, Ricky, you
know that shit man.Copy !req
124. Would you calm down?Copy !req
125. I got a question. Why the fuck
were you kissing her then?Copy !req
126. J-
I got a question too.
Can I ask you somethin'?Copy !req
127. Would you calm down mother-
fucker?Copy !req
128. I just want to know why you were
kissing her.Copy !req
129. I wasn't kissing her, we was
actin'. Saying?Copy !req
130. Actin?Copy !req
131. J-
We was just actin'. Me and Lucy
was pretending to be marriedCopy !req
132. cause we taking luggage and we
don't want fuckers to find out
dawg.Copy !req
133. We're trying to work here.
Alright.Copy !req
134. Go home, we'll deal with this
later back at the park. Not
here.Copy !req
135. J-
That's right. Know what I'm
saying.Copy !req
136. J-
There ain't no luggage bandits
here.Copy !req
137. J-
It wasn't me. There ain't no
luggage bandits here.Copy !req
138. I'm going to find out. I'll
tell you that J-Roc.Copy !req
139. Jim Lahey:
God-damn, George and Ted are
making me pullCopy !req
140. their shift at the liquor store
today.Copy !req
141. Barb Lahey:
Oh Jim, you promised.Copy !req
142. Jim Lahey:
What can I do Barb?Copy !req
143. Barb Lahey:
Oh, we are going to get so far
behind at line dancing.Copy !req
144. How are, oh. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
145. Maybe we can do a little bit of
horizontal line dancing at home,
eh?Copy !req
146. Barb Lahey:
Oh hang on.Copy !req
147. Ha?Copy !req
148. Jim Lahey:
What's that?Copy !req
149. Barb Lahey:
I don't know.Copy !req
150. Barb, ever since I seen you, you
are the sun that lights up my
world.Copy !req
151. Jim Lahey:
Sounds like Randy when he's
high.Copy !req
152. Barb Lahey:
Yeah, when isn't he high?Copy !req
153. Jim Lahey:
Barb, I think you should lighten
up on Randy.Copy !req
154. At least he's trying. You gotta
admit, it's pretty special for
him to send you those.Copy !req
155. Newfoundland steak and mashed
potatoes buddy, whaddya think?Copy !req
156. Yeah, fucking right buddy.Copy !req
157. Can I have it?Copy !req
158. Well, I can't boost it.
Give me my magazine.Copy !req
159. We gotta figure out this problem
before we do anything.Copy !req
160. I need a boost, go get me your
lawn mower or something.Copy !req
161. Til I give you a boost. I got
nothing I can boost you with.Copy !req
162. That's the way it always is in
life Bubbs.Copy !req
163. Your lawn mower. Get your lawn
mower.Copy !req
164. Ray, you know how jumping the
things starts.Copy !req
165. You hook two of the pinchers to
your battery and two of the
pinchersCopy !req
166. to another battery, and if I
don't have a battery thenCopy !req
167. there's nothing to hook it too.
Now give me my magazine!Copy !req
168. If I had to do this myself, I
wouldn't have even asked you.Copy !req
169. I need you help, I'm asking for
your help.Copy !req
170. There's nowhere to hook it!Copy !req
171. I've got your magazine.Copy !req
172. Lucy! Where the fuck are ya? I
need to talk to you.Copy !req
173. Ricky? Ricky, what are you
doing?Copy !req
174. I want to find out who brought
this baby by Lucy.Copy !req
175. Is what I'm fucking doing, until
these idiots got in my god
damned way.Copy !req
176. Ricky!Copy !req
177. Lucy, where is you at?Copy !req
178. What the fuck are you doing?
Are you guys okay? Fuck.Copy !req
179. You can't just come in here and
push people over and eat my
fucking bread Ricky.Copy !req
180. Well, Lucy had a baby borned by
somebody.Copy !req
181. I'd like to find out who the
fuck it is. Where is she?Copy !req
182. Alright Benjamin Franklin. You
should me where to hook this.Copy !req
183. You see the red thing in your
hand there Bubbles, that goesCopy !req
184. Guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
185. Where's Ricky at?Copy !req
186. I don't know where Ricky is. I
haven't seen him all day.Copy !req
187. Just, put that on the red thing.
Red on red.Copy !req
188. Come on, get in there, I'll give
you a boost.Copy !req
189. I can do it. You could've done
it.Copy !req
190. Give me my magazine.Copy !req
191. You could have done it Bubbles,
you just didn't try.Copy !req
192. Decent! Julian, check this out.
Look.Copy !req
193. 10th Annual Bangor International
Model Train Convention.Copy !req
194. Look who's hosting. Sebastian
Bach, Skid Row.Copy !req
195. My god, trains from all over the
world. This year featuring the
Swayze Express.Copy !req
196. Swayze Express? Patrick Swayze.Copy !req
197. thing because when we were kids
in school, the other kids usedCopy !req
198. to tease him and call him
Patrick Swayze but Julian was
really into Dirty Dancing.Copy !req
199. I remember one time me and Ricky
were coming over to get JulianCopy !req
200. to go ride bikes and we walked
in the trailer and Julian was
dressed up like him,Copy !req
201. pretending he was in the movie
Dirty Dancing.Copy !req
202. Ricky told everyone in school
and then from then on they
teased him, Patrick Swayze.Copy !req
203. Are you fucking with me here
Bubbs, cause it's not funny man.Copy !req
204. That's a different one.Copy !req
205. Fuck!Copy !req
206. Finally someone who knows what
the fuck they're doing.Copy !req
207. Julian, where the fuck is Lucy?Copy !req
208. How should I know?Copy !req
209. You're a cole-worker.Copy !req
210. Actually, I quit Ricky. Last I
saw, she was heading back home.Copy !req
211. Here she comes right now.Copy !req
212. Don't do anything stupid Ricky.Copy !req
213. Why the fuck not Julian.Copy !req
214. Ricky, I need a boost. Give me
a boost buddy.Copy !req
215. I gotta go deal with this right
now.Copy !req
216. Ricky, I need a fucking boost!
And I need it now! Alright.Copy !req
217. Bubbles, get this fucking go
cart out of my way.Copy !req
218. Julian, get that black piece of
shit out of here and down the
road.Copy !req
219. I don't ever want to see it
around my car again.Copy !req
220. Ricky, I want you to bring your
car from there to here, hook upCopy !req
221. those cables to your car, get me
the fuck started so I can get
out of here, okay?Copy !req
222. Alright. Does anyone know how
the fuck these things go on.Copy !req
223. Yes, I know how they work!Copy !req
224. You don't know how they work.Copy !req
225. That's what started this problem
Bubbles.Copy !req
226. You don't know how they work.
You said you didCopy !req
227. I do Ray!Copy !req
228. I'm not getting involvedCopy !req
229. I don't want to argue about this
anymore.Copy !req
230. Red on positive, black on
negative.Copy !req
231. I just want to get home. Cook
supper for me and Bubbles,Copy !req
232. you're still coming over for
supper, aren't ya?Copy !req
233. Yes! I'm coming for supper.Copy !req
234. Alright, mashed potatoes and
Newfoundland steak.Copy !req
235. Yeah, they look really
good Randy.Copy !req
236. They are a big improvement.Copy !req
237. They're so comfortable. My
other ones were so tight.Copy !req
238. Yeah, they're only one size
bigger too. Randy!Copy !req
239. Sorry, Sarah.Copy !req
240. Lucy, get the fuck out here.
Tell me what's going on.Copy !req
241. Nice pants Randy. You still
look fucking stupid.Copy !req
242. Lucy, I'm serious - get out here
and talk to me.Copy !req
243. Why don't you just calm down
Ricky.Copy !req
244. Fuck off, what do you want?
Who is it Luce?Copy !req
245. That stupid fucking idiot,
dumbi-cop George Green?Copy !req
246. Cause it can't be me Lucy, I
checked.Copy !req
247. Okay, you know what Ricky.
Don't be stupid.Copy !req
248. You look me right in the eyes,
right now.Copy !req
249. Tell me I'm the father of the
yet to be unborn baby.Copy !req
250. Okay, you're getting wayCopy !req
251. See, you can't. You can't do
it.Copy !req
252. Alright, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
253. Lucy! Lucy!Copy !req
254. Police Officer George:
What a shame.Copy !req
255. Another baby that's going to be
born in jail.Copy !req
256. Police Officer Ted:
You tagged her at theCopy !req
257. Cheeseburger Picnic didn't you
George?Copy !req
258. Police Officer George:
It was one time Ted. I was
drunk and high, doesn't count.Copy !req
259. It's good dope.Copy !req
260. Nice new pants. Good price?
How's got the best dope in town?Copy !req
261. Oh Ricky, leave him fucking
alone.Copy !req
262. I'm going to spit on you right
now Randy.Copy !req
263. Don't you dare spit on my pants
Ricky.Copy !req
264. Fucking stupid those pants are.Copy !req
265. How dare you!Copy !req
266. You just fucking spit on me!Copy !req
267. Good! Good, yeah.Copy !req
268. I'm going to wipe it all over
your body.Copy !req
269. Police Officer George:
Well, we got all the evidence we
need.Copy !req
270. We also have four hours of
paperwork now,Copy !req
271. so I don't think we're doing
Chippendale's tonight.Copy !req
272. Police Officer Ted:
I'm not going to miss that.Copy !req
273. Police Officer George:
Actually, we have someone who
can do all that.Copy !req
274. He's working at the LC right
now.Copy !req
275. Police Officer Ted:
Right.Copy !req
276. Ricky, leave Randy alone.Copy !req
277. Ow!Copy !req
278. Lucy, I will make you have a
uternity test if I have to.Copy !req
279. Just tell me who it was, please.Copy !req
280. No, I can't tell you.Copy !req
281. Come on. Are you alright bud.Copy !req
282. Randy, I'm sorry man. I'm just
really stressed out.Copy !req
283. Are you alright?Copy !req
284. Yeah, I'm okay Ricky.Copy !req
285. Get the fuck out of here. Lucy,
will you please just tell me.Copy !req
286. Fine, I can't take this anymore.Copy !req
287. Do you remember the second
weekend that youCopy !req
288. and your father spent in the
drunk tank?Copy !req
289. Well, I had a moment of
weakness.Copy !req
290. Come on, it just happened one
time, I swear. Okay. I'm
really sorry.Copy !req
291. Lucy, Who did you bang the
weekend me and my dadCopy !req
292. went to the drunk tank?Copy !req
293. The second time?
Tell me who it was.Copy !req
294. Okay, it was Randy.
There I said it.Copy !req
295. Randy?Copy !req
296. I banged Randy.Copy !req
297. You're the father of my baby?Copy !req
298. Oh my fuck!Copy !req
299. Jim Lahey:
No thanks, don't drink.Copy !req
300. Jim? I hardly recognize you.
You're sober.Copy !req
301. Jim Lahey:
Very funny Sam. Can I see some
I.D. please?Copy !req
302. I.D., what are you crazy? I'm
fucking 49, get the fuck out ofCopy !req
303. Jim Lahey:
Newsflash shit-glasses, you're
going back to your cave.Copy !req
304. I don't deserve this man, it's
not fair.Copy !req
305. Jim Lahey:
Life's not fair same. This is
real time, not cave time.Copy !req
306. Hang on, hang on, I've got to
give the kids back their money.Copy !req
307. Jim Lahey:
Move it Sam. You got a shower
in this rig.Copy !req
308. Of course I do. It's just not
working.Copy !req
309. find some water and hose
yourself down?Copy !req
310. Hey Jim, how's the liquor store
treating you these days bud.Copy !req
311. Jim Lahey:
Good George, good.Copy !req
312. Had any relapses?Copy !req
313. Jim Lahey:
How the mighty have fallen.Copy !req
314. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
315. Jim Lahey:
Birds of a shit feather, Ted.Copy !req
316. For your friends down at the
trailer park.Copy !req
317. Jim Lahey:
George, I'm pulling a double
shift now.Copy !req
318. If I have to do this, I'll be up
til four a.m.Copy !req
319. Well, we're going to be up until
4 in the morning too Jim.Copy !req
320. Getting drunk, doing security
for the Chippendale's.Copy !req
321. Get it done.Copy !req
322. Jim Lahey:
Fuck!Copy !req
323. Barb Lahey:
So what do you want to talk
about Randy.Copy !req
324. Or do you need to be high first?Copy !req
325. Barb, there's no real easy way
of saying this. I frigged up.Copy !req
326. Barb Lahey:
What are you talking about?Copy !req
327. Basically I banged Lucy and
knocked her up. No big deal.Copy !req
328. Barb Lahey:
Oh my god. That was you?
Oh, greasy.Copy !req
329. Do you know the whole park is
talking about that.Copy !req
330. Jim Lahey:
You cheated on me Randy?Copy !req
331. You cheated on us?
You cheated on us.Copy !req
332. Well, Mr. Lahey. I want to make
this work.Copy !req
333. If we stay together, we can help
Lucy raise our baby.Copy !req
334. Barb Lahey:
Our baby. No, I don't think so
Randy. That'd be your baby.Copy !req
335. Oh cinnamon cocks.Copy !req
336. What? What am I going to do?Copy !req
337. Barb Lahey:
Well, you could go back to
mowing lawns.Copy !req
338. I mean, they don't mind you
doing that when you're stoned.Copy !req
339. Jim Lahey:
Barb.Copy !req
340. Barb Lahey:
Jim?Copy !req
341. Jim Lahey:
Randy.Copy !req
342. Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
343. Barb Lahey:
Jim! So that's a hundred and
seventy six ninety-two.Copy !req
344. Now would you like me to give it
to youCopy !req
345. or should I give it direct to
your drug dealer?Copy !req
346. Jim Lahey:
Barb.Copy !req
347. Look, you guys have a good time
frig dancing.Copy !req
348. And Barb, your scalloped
potatoes are fucked.Copy !req
349. Jim Lahey:
They're fantastic Barb.Copy !req
350. I'm not knocking Shitty buddy.
But he's just a middle man.Copy !req
351. You should be making twice as
much money.Copy !req
352. Well I know Ray, but Shitty
drives a hard bargain.Copy !req
353. You guys want to get drunk with
me?Copy !req
354. Bubbs.Copy !req
355. Ricky.Copy !req
356. Hey buddy. Fuck, Lucy's baby is
not going to be mine,Copy !req
357. cause she's being borned by
Randy Dad.Copy !req
358. I know.Copy !req
359. Love you buddy. Drinks tonight?Copy !req
360. Okay buddy.Copy !req
361. Fuck, I almost forgot.
I almost forgot.Copy !req
362. I sold some dope down at the
bowling alley man. Don't tell
anybody, alright.Copy !req
363. I got that for your mortgage
payment.Copy !req
364. Ricky, I can't take this.Copy !req
365. Oh, he's down. He's down.Copy !req
366. Dad, I love you buddy.Copy !req
367. Oh, I'm getting drunk tonight,
I tell ya.Copy !req