1. - WHAT'S GOING ON RANDY?Copy !req
2. - HEY BUBBLES. I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD ASK YOU FOR A FAVOR?Copy !req
3. - WHAT KIND OF A FAVOUR?Copy !req
4. - WELL, IT'S JUST, I'M CONFUSED
ABOUT THINGS. MIXED UP.Copy !req
5. I'M ATTRACTED TO A BUNCH OF
DIFFERENT THINGS.Copy !req
6. WHAT KIND OF THINGS, RANDY?Copy !req
7. - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW MR. LAHEY
AND I, WE WERE...Copy !req
8. - YUP.Copy !req
9. - WELL BUBBLES, YOU'RE NOT GOINGCopy !req
10. TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS,
RIGHT? RIGHT?Copy !req
11. - TELL ANYBODY ABOUT WHAT,
RANDY?Copy !req
12. - WELL, I BEEN WATCHING THE WAY
SARAH HANDLES PEOPLE,Copy !req
13. AND SHE'S
REALLY TURNING ME ON, BUBBLES.Copy !req
14. - OH, SARAH IS.Copy !req
15. - YEAH.Copy !req
16. - OH, OKAY, WELL. COME IN RANDY.
WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT.Copy !req
17. THANKS, BUBBLES.Copy !req
18. - IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF GOINGCopy !req
19. TO A COUPLE
OF WEBSITES, RANDY.Copy !req
20. I MEAN, DO YOU LIKE THIS TYPE OF
THING?Copy !req
21. - I LIKE THOSE THINGS, BUBBLES.Copy !req
22. - YEAH, I KNOW.
ME TOO!Copy !req
23. OR, I MEAN, THERE'S ALSO THIS
TYPE OF THING.Copy !req
24. - I LIKE THAT THING TOO.Copy !req
25. - ALL RIGHT, RANDY.Copy !req
26. I MEAN, I THINK
THAT CLEARS THAT UP.Copy !req
27. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST KIND OF
ATTRACTED TO WHATEVER,Copy !req
28. BUT LOTS
OF PEOPLE ARE.Copy !req
29. THAT'S NORMAL.Copy !req
30. - THANKS, BUBBLES.Copy !req
31. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
32. - HEY, TED.Copy !req
33. - RANDY, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
- PROBLEM?Copy !req
34. - YEAH, THE CHIEF'S ON MY CASE
ABOUT SPENDING TOO MUCH TIMECopy !req
35. IN THE PARK
AND WHY I'VE GOT $365Copy !req
36. EXPENSE CLAIM FOR CHEESEBURGERS.
SO I LIED TO HIM, TOLD HIMCopy !req
37. I WAS DOING SURVEILLANCE.
I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.Copy !req
38. I NEED YOU TO DO SURVEILLANCE
ON RICKY AND JULIAN.Copy !req
39. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
WHEN A PEACE OFFICER HANGS OUTCopy !req
40. AT A PLACE LIKE THIS
WHERE THERE IS CLEARLYCopy !req
41. CRIME BEING COMMITTED
AND DRIVING AROUNDCopy !req
42. WITH A FORMER MALE
PROSTITUTECopy !req
43. AND BLOWING HUNDREDS
OF BUCKS ON CHEESEBURGERS.Copy !req
44. - YOU CHECKED MY RECORD, TED?Copy !req
45. - YES I DID, RANDY.
THAT'S MY JOB.Copy !req
46. - I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.Copy !req
47. - WELL I DO RANDY. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
48. I MEAN, YOU'RE A GREAT GUY,Copy !req
49. BUT, HEY, DON'T EAT THE BUN.
JUST THE MEAT.Copy !req
50. - IT'S PART OF THE BURGER, TED.Copy !req
51. - RANDY!Copy !req
52. - IT SEEMED TO ME LIKE MAYBE
RANDY AND OFFICER TEDCopy !req
53. HAD A BIT OF A LOVER'S QUARRELCopy !req
54. AND THEN THEY CAME OVER
TO THE STORE AS USUAL,Copy !req
55. HOPING TO GET A LITTLE DIRT
ON COREY AND TREVOR.Copy !req
56. - HI SARAH. CAN I HAVE AN APPLE
JUICE PLEASE?Copy !req
57. - SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE JUICE.Copy !req
58. - GEE, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT
BUSINESS,Copy !req
59. BUT IF I WAS GOING
TO OPEN UP A CONVENIENCE STORE,Copy !req
60. I THINK THE FIRST THING I'D DO
IS STOCK UP ON MERCHANDISE.Copy !req
61. OTHERWISE IT'S NOT VERY
CONVENIENT FOR THE CUSTOMER.Copy !req
62. SEEMS OBVIOUS.
RIGHT RANDY?Copy !req
63. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
64. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW A WHOLE LOT
ABOUT BEING A COP,Copy !req
65. BUT IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE
A CONSTABLE ON PATROLCopy !req
66. SHOULD BE OUT PATROLLINGCopy !req
67. AND NOT IN HERE HARASSING ME.
SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS.Copy !req
68. RANDY, MY EYES ARE UP HERE.Copy !req
69. - COME ON, RANDY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
70. - AH, ACTUALLY TED.Copy !req
71. I'M NOT GOING TO GO.
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.Copy !req
72. HERE.Copy !req
73. HERE YOU GO, BUD.Copy !req
74. - BYE, TED.Copy !req
75. I DON'T THINK THAT
OFFICER TED AND RANDY ARE GOINGCopy !req
76. TO STAY TOGETHER.Copy !req
77. OFFICER TED
IS OBVIOUSLY USING RANDY TOCopy !req
78. HIS OWN ENDS AND HE'S ALSO
TRYING TO CHANGE HIM.Copy !req
79. HE BROUGHT HIM AN AB FLEXOR
THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
80. IF YOU DON'T LOVE HIM THE WAY HE
IS, JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.Copy !req
81. - I THINK IT'S FUCKING GREATCopy !req
82. THE WAY HE'S BACK IN THE
FUCKING LIQUOR, DRUNK AS FUCK.Copy !req
83. IT'S GREAT YOU KNOW, BASICALLY
HE JUST ROAMS AROUND THIS PARKCopy !req
84. DOING LITTLE CHORES FOR HIS
BITCHY LITTLE BOSS RANDY,Copy !req
85. AND HE
LEAVES US ALONE.Copy !req
86. WE NEVER SEE HIM,
SO WE CAN DO WHATEVERCopy !req
87. WE WANT NOW, WE CAN SELL SHIT IN
THE PARK AND BASICALLYCopy !req
88. WHO'S GOING TO STOP US.
RANDY?Copy !req
89. RANDY CAN SUCK IT.Copy !req
90. ALL RIGHT TREV, LET'S GO.Copy !req
91. ALL THAT STUFF RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
92. ON THE GROUND.Copy !req
93. ONE, ONE THOUSAND,
GARBAGE. NEXT.Copy !req
94. - AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE,Copy !req
95. THE SUSPECTS
ARE TAKING THE STOLEN PROPERTYCopy !req
96. AND PLACING IT BY THE
ROADSIDE GARBAGECopy !req
97. AND THEN LOADING IT ON THEIR
VEHICLE,Copy !req
98. IN A VAIN ATTEMPT
TO COVER THEMSELVES.Copy !req
99. - KEEP IT COMING, TREV.
GET THE BARBEQUE NEXT.Copy !req
100. MOVE IT, TREV.Copy !req
101. TREVOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
102. PICK IT UP.Copy !req
103. - CAN I JUST
FIX MY SHOE?Copy !req
104. - NO TIME TREV, GET THE REST OF
THAT STUFF.Copy !req
105. TREV, LET'S GO,
MOVE IT.Copy !req
106. TAKE IT OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
107. - I'M PRETTY PARANOID THESE
DAYS, I'LL BE HONEST.Copy !req
108. I MEAN, THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK
IS FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN.Copy !req
109. RANDY'S DATING A POLICE OFFICER,
AND MR. LAHEY IS BACK WITH BARB.Copy !req
110. PEOPLE ARE GETTING EVICTED LEFT
RIGHT AND CENTER.Copy !req
111. I'M PARANOID THE NEXT PERSON
IS GOING TO BE ME,Copy !req
112. IF IT'S NOT RICKY WITH ALL THAT
FUCKING GARBAGE LYING AROUND.Copy !req
113. - CHECK OVER IN SPORTING
GOODS.Copy !req
114. EVERYTHING THERE
IS FIVE BUCKS TODAY.Copy !req
115. BIKES ARE FIVE BUCKS TODAY.Copy !req
116. NICE PHONE HERE
IF YOU WANT THAT.Copy !req
117. HEY BOYS, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
118. - CRACK IT, RICKY.Copy !req
119. - HOW'S THE EAST COAST'S WHIPS
GOING?Copy !req
120. - AIGHT.Copy !req
121. - IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
122. - SAYING? HEY, MY BABY MOMMAS
WANT TO DO SOME SHOPPING.Copy !req
123. IS THAT AIGHT?Copy !req
124. - OF COURSE.Copy !req
125. - WE ON APPROVED CREDIT, BOY?Copy !req
126. - YEAH, I CAN WORK IT OUT.Copy !req
127. - TIGHT. AIGHT LADIES, AIGHT.Copy !req
128. - HEY MAN, LET ME AXE YOU
SOMETHING, DOG.Copy !req
129. I'M GETTING ALL KINDS OF
LETTERS,Copy !req
130. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING, FROM BARB.Copy !req
131. TALKING ABOUT HOW WE MIGHT BE
KICKED OUTCopy !req
132. THE PARK OR SOME SHIT.
TRAILERS, LOT FEES, SOME SHIT.Copy !req
133. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT BARB.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULDCopy !req
134. BE WORRIED ABOUT THOUGH IS
RANDY.Copy !req
135. LAHEY'S DRUNK
OUT OF HIS MIND.Copy !req
136. RANDY MAN, I'M TELLING YOU,
HE SCARES ME.Copy !req
137. HE'S THROWING PEOPLE LEFT
AND CENTER.Copy !req
138. THREW MY DAD OUT.
HE'S THROWING EVERYONE OUT.Copy !req
139. - HOW COME YOU AIN'T BEEN KICKED
OUT, DOG?Copy !req
140. - GOOD QUESTION.Copy !req
141. THAT MEANS SOMETHING'S UP
AND IT'S NOT UP TO LAHEYCopy !req
142. CAUSE HE'S TOO DRUNK, BUT
SOMETHING IS UP WITH RANDY,Copy !req
143. I JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT
YET.Copy !req
144. - WELL, WE AIN'T AFRAID OF
RANDY, WITH HIS CANDY.Copy !req
145. THAT GLOBE SHAPED MOTHERFUCKER.Copy !req
146. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
- YEAH, FUCK RANDY.Copy !req
147. - J ROC, I'M NOT A PESSIMIST.Copy !req
148. I'M AN OPTOMETRIST, BUT YOU
GOTTA KEEP YOUR EYE ON RANDY.Copy !req
149. HE'S FUCKING AROUND.
HE'S DOING STUFF.Copy !req
150. I DON'T TRUST THAT FUCKING GUY
MAN. I DON'T.Copy !req
151. - RANDY EQUALS AIN'T SHOOK.Copy !req
152. - YOUR PANTS
FINALLY BURST, RANDY?Copy !req
153. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH
MY SHIT, DOG?Copy !req
154. - WHAT'S UP MAN?Copy !req
155. - I'M JUST PACKING
YOUR STUFF UP, J ROC.Copy !req
156. YOU'RE EVICTED.Copy !req
157. - WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT RANDY?Copy !req
158. YOU CAN'T EVICT ME, DOG.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER.Copy !req
159. - YES I DO, J ROC.
FOR NOT PAYING LOT FEES.Copy !req
160. - RANDY, I'M WORKING
ON LOT FEES, DOG.Copy !req
161. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
162. YOU AIN'T REALLY GOING TO EVICT
ME AND T AND MY TWO BABY MOMMAS.Copy !req
163. WE'RE GETTING CLOSE, DOG.Copy !req
164. - I'VE WARNED YOU THREE TIMES,
J ROC.Copy !req
165. - RANDY, I'M A MA-FUCKER UNDER
A LOT OF PRESSURE,Copy !req
166. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU
KNOW THAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
167. KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?Copy !req
168. SO I KNOW YOU AIN'T REALLY
ACTING HARD WITH ME RIGHT?Copy !req
169. CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STEP
TO YOU,Copy !req
170. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
171. AND TAKE YOU DOWN DOG.
CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO POP.Copy !req
172. - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA J ROC.Copy !req
173. I'LL JUST TAKE MY PANTS OFF.Copy !req
174. - RANDY, DON'T TAKE YOUR PANTS
OFF, DOG.Copy !req
175. PULL THAT SHIT UP.Copy !req
176. LADIES, TURN AROUND.Copy !req
177. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT
DOG.Copy !req
178. WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT
DOG.Copy !req
179. - RANDY, PANTS UP, DOG.Copy !req
180. - I TOLD YOU, NOBODY WANTS TO
FIGHT YOU, MAN.Copy !req
181. - LADIES YOU CAN TURN AROUND
NOW; EVERYTHING'S AIGHT.Copy !req
182. - DO THAT SHIT UP, MAN.Copy !req
183. - DO YOUR SHIT UP DOG.
CAN'T WE TALK?Copy !req
184. YOU'RE ACTING AWFUL HARD,
RANDY.Copy !req
185. - SOMETIMES LIFE IS HARD, J ROC.Copy !req
186. - RANDY, SOMETIMES YOU FAT.Copy !req
187. YOU DON'T HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT
THAT DO YOU?Copy !req
188. LOOK DOWN, DOG.Copy !req
189. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
190. SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU SHOULD BE
ABLE TO UNDERSTANDCopy !req
191. AND BE SYMPATHETIC TO WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO BE PREGNANT, DOG.Copy !req
192. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
J ROC?Copy !req
193. - OH WHAT, YOU AIN'T PREGNANT
WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN?Copy !req
194. HEY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
LITTLE MA-FUCKER,Copy !req
195. WHEN YOU GROW
UP DON'T GROW UPCopy !req
196. TO BE LIKE THAT
MA-FUCKER RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
197. RANDY, YOU PROBABLY AIN'T EVEN
HAD YOUR ULTRASOUND YET,Copy !req
198. HAVE YOU, DOG?Copy !req
199. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
200. I HEAR CHICKEN.Copy !req
201. I HEAR COLA FIZZ AND MUSTARD
AND RELISH COAGULATING TOGETHER.Copy !req
202. FRENCH FRIES AND ONION RINGS
RANDY,Copy !req
203. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT.Copy !req
204. I DON'T HEAR A HEART,
MOTHERFUCKER.Copy !req
205. COME ON LADIES,
LET'S PACK THIS SHIT UP.Copy !req
206. THAT'S WHACK RANDY.Copy !req
207. GOING WITHOUT YOUR WALLET.Copy !req
208. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU,
HAIRY BITCH.Copy !req
209. - YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST PAID
YOUR LOT FEES, J ROC.Copy !req
210. - SAY HI TO MR. LA—
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
211. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
RANDY, MAN.Copy !req
212. DISAPPOINTED.Copy !req
213. YOU FEEL GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF?Copy !req
214. - LISTEN, BILL AND ELVINA.Copy !req
215. YOU WERE AT THE CHEESEBURGER
PICNIC WHERE I TOLD EVERYBODYCopy !req
216. IF THEY DIDN'T PAY THEIR LOT
FEES, THEY WERE OUT.Copy !req
217. WELL, YOU
GOT YOUR SHIT PACKED.Copy !req
218. NOW GET OUT.Copy !req
219. GET THE FRIG OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
220. - YOUR HEART,
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.Copy !req
221. - JULIAN, I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOWCopy !req
222. THAT THERE'S ANOTHER TRAILER
FOR SALE IF YOU WANT IT.Copy !req
223. - WHICH ONE?
- BILL'S.Copy !req
224. - BILL'S LEAVING?Copy !req
225. - NO, BILL GOT KICKED OUT.
HE DIDN'T PAY HIS LOT FEES.Copy !req
226. - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT?Copy !req
227. - $1,200; PLUS YOU
GOTTA FIX TWO BROKEN WINDOWSCopy !req
228. THAT WERE SMASHED BY KIDS TODAY.
NO BIG DEAL JULIAN,Copy !req
229. JUST GO DOWN TO PIERCEY'S,
PICK A COUPLE UP.Copy !req
230. - I'LL GIVE YOU 900 BUCKS
AND IT'S A DEAL.Copy !req
231. - DONE.Copy !req
232. - FUCK OFF, RANDY.Copy !req
233. I SAID IT'S A
DEAL, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
234. - HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL
ON THAT SPOILER JULIAN,Copy !req
235. 'CAUSE IT'S WHACK.Copy !req
236. - RANDY'S GOT SOME FUCKING
NERVE,Copy !req
237. THROWING EVERYBODY OUT
OF THIS PARK.Copy !req
238. THAT BIG COCKY PRICK,
HE'S FUCKING UP TO SOMETHING,Copy !req
239. SOMETHING TO DO WITH US.Copy !req
240. TRYING TO SET US UP OR
SOME SHIT.Copy !req
241. IF RANDY THINKS HE'S SMARTLIER
THAN ME, HE'S WRONG.Copy !req
242. - I'M SETTING UP A STING TODAY.Copy !req
243. I'VE BEEN WATCHING RICKY, JULIAN
AND BUBBLES FOR YEARSCopy !req
244. AND WHENEVER THEY NEED BUILDING
SUPPLIES, THEY STEAL THEM.Copy !req
245. SO I SET JULIAN UP.Copy !req
246. I BROKE THE WINDOWS IN BILL'S
TRAILER.Copy !req
247. - THAT'S THE GUY YOU GOTTA
DISTRACT RIGHT THERE, OKAY?Copy !req
248. MAKE SURE YOU DISTRACT HIM UNTIL
I LEAVE, OKAY?Copy !req
249. WAVE. WAVE.Copy !req
250. PERFECT.Copy !req
251. THERE'S SOME WINDOWS.Copy !req
252. OKAY, DO YOU GOT YOUR BUS FARE?Copy !req
253. - YEAH.Copy !req
254. - RANDY, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
255. RANDY, THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU,
BOY.Copy !req
256. SHIT.Copy !req
257. DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANY BETTER
THAN THAT, BOY?Copy !req
258. - RANDY, WHAT ARE YOU TAKING
PICTURES OF ME FOR?Copy !req
259. - I WASN'T TAKING PICTURE,
JULIAN.Copy !req
260. - GUESS WHAT? YOU BLEW IT BUDDY.
THIS IS CALLED ENTRAPMENT.Copy !req
261. YOU'RE SO STUPID.
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
262. - FRIG OFF, JULIAN.Copy !req
263. - EVIDENCE NOTE TO SELF.
SURVEILLANCE ALMOST COMPROMISEDCopy !req
264. BY AMATEUR ASSOCIATE TRAILER
PARK SUPERVISOR RANDY,Copy !req
265. CAUGHT IN THE ACT OBSERVING
SUSPECT JULIANCopy !req
266. IN THE ACT OF
STEALING BUILDING MATERIAL.Copy !req
267. I GOT YOU THIS TIME, JULIAN,
ALL ON TAPE, YOU SEXY PRICK.Copy !req
268. - MR. LAHEY?Copy !req
269. - HEY RAND.Copy !req
270. - MR. LAHEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
271. - I'M JUST LYING AROUND,Copy !req
272. HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS,
RELAXING, RANDINATOR.Copy !req
273. - RELAXING?
I'M WORKING, MR. LAHEY.Copy !req
274. I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO
BILL'SCopy !req
275. AND CLEAN UP SOME BROKEN GLASSCopy !req
276. AND TAKE CARE OF SOME STUFF
HE LEFT THERE.Copy !req
277. - WHY DOESN'T WILD BILL CLEAN
IT UP HIMSELF, RANDY-MAN?Copy !req
278. - BECAUSE I EVICTED HIM
MR. LAHEY.Copy !req
279. HE WASN'T PAYING HIS LOT FEES.Copy !req
280. - YOU WHAT?Copy !req
281. - I EVICTED HIM, MR. LAHEY.Copy !req
282. - RANDY, BILL HAS LIVED IN THIS
PARK SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.Copy !req
283. YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE
LIKE THAT, BOY.Copy !req
284. - IT WAS HARD MR. LAHEY,
I WON'T LIE.Copy !req
285. - YEAH, YOU SEE WHAT KIND OF A
TOLL THAT JOBCopy !req
286. TAKES ON YOU, RANDY?Copy !req
287. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
288. - SORRY.
- SORRY SARAH.Copy !req
289. - SORRY'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I ASKED WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.Copy !req
290. - I WAS WORKING WITH JULIAN.
HE WAS WORKING WITH RICKY.Copy !req
291. - COREY, DON'T TELL HER THAT!Copy !req
292. - GUYS, I THOUGHT WE DECIDEDCopy !req
293. THAT IT WAS IN
YOUR BEST INTERESTSCopy !req
294. NOT TO HANG OUT WITH THOSE GUYS
ANYMORE.Copy !req
295. DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO JAIL?Copy !req
296. - NO.
- NO?Copy !req
297. - NO.Copy !req
298. - HI RANDY.
- HEY SARAH.Copy !req
299. I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU WANT
TO GRAB A BURGER?Copy !req
300. I NEED SOME REALLY IMPORTANT
ADVICE.Copy !req
301. - I GOT SOME ADVICE
FOR YOU RANDY.Copy !req
302. - WHAT TREVOR?Copy !req
303. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT A SHIRT
ON BEFORE YOU COME IN THE STORE.Copy !req
304. - GEE, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE
BEFORE. YOU'RE HILARIOUS!Copy !req
305. - YEAH, REAL FUNNY, TREV.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE, COREY.Copy !req
306. - I DON'T KNOW SARAH,
IT'S JUST,Copy !req
307. I ALWAYS HAVE TO DEAL WITH
MR. LAHEYCopy !req
308. BEING DRUNK ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
309. AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TED
AND EVICTIONS AND BARB.Copy !req
310. I MEAN, HOW DO YOU DO IT?Copy !req
311. - WELL, I GUESS I THINK THAT IF
YOU'RE HONEST WITH YOURSELFCopy !req
312. AND HONEST WITH EVERYBODY
AROUND YOU THEN EVERYTHINGCopy !req
313. JUST KIND OF FALLS IN TO
PLACE, RANDY.Copy !req
314. - SARAH COME HERE,
I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
315. - RANDY! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
316. - I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HONEST
WITH MY FEELINGS SARAH.Copy !req
317. - WELL, OKAY, BUT YOU'RE REALLY
ATTRACTIVECopy !req
318. AND I LIKE TALKING
CHEESEBURGERS WITH YOU AND SHITCopy !req
319. BUT I DON'T HAVE THOSE
KIND OF FEELINGS FOR YOU AT ALL.Copy !req
320. - OKAY.Copy !req
321. - ARE WE STILL COOL?Copy !req
322. - YEAH.Copy !req
323. - SHIT!Copy !req
324. - TREVOR, IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING
TOKE.Copy !req
325. FOR FUCK'S SAKES.Copy !req
326. - GOOD AFTERNOON GENTLEMEN.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT.Copy !req
327. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE HAD
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK.Copy !req
328. THEN MAYBE AGAIN.Copy !req
329. - BOYS, GET HIM OUT OF HERECopy !req
330. BEFORE HE PISSES HIMSELF AGAIN,
PLEASE.Copy !req
331. - DUDE, YOU GOTTA LET US DRAW
COCKS ON HIM.Copy !req
332. - OKAY, KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.Copy !req
333. - NICE!Copy !req
334. - THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY BOYS.Copy !req
335. YOU SEE, I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT
DRUNK.Copy !req
336. I HAVEN'T BEEN DRUNK
FOR 26 GLORIOUS DAYSCopy !req
337. OF UNDERCOVER
POLICE WORK.Copy !req
338. MAKING A LITTLE VIDEO TAPE
STARRING JULIAN AND RICKY.Copy !req
339. - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
340. YOU'RE WASTED.Copy !req
341. - ALL RIGHT. YOU TALKING ABOUT
THIS RICK?Copy !req
342. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?Copy !req
343. HOW YOU DOING RICKY, IT'S A
GREAT PARTY YOU GOT HERE BUD.Copy !req
344. HEY JULES, YOU LOVE A GOOD
PARTY, DON'T YOU BABY? SEXY.Copy !req
345. - IT'S ICED TEA.Copy !req
346. HE'S NOT DRUNK.Copy !req
347. - NO KIDDING.
HALLOWEEN 1977, JULES.Copy !req
348. YOU REMEMBER, DON'T YOU,
BUBBLES?Copy !req
349. WHAT'S AT WORK HERE
IS SOME SHIT TECTONICSCopy !req
350. WHEN TWO SHIT PLATES STRIKECopy !req
351. AND COME TOGETHER UNDER
INCREDIBLE PRESSURE.Copy !req
352. WHAT HAPPENS, BUBBLES?Copy !req
353. - WHAT, MR. LAHEY?Copy !req
354. - SHIT QUAKE!Copy !req
355. MAY THE FORCE BE
WITH YOU, GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
356. AND MAY I BE WITH THE FORCE.Copy !req
357. - OH, MY FUCK.Copy !req
358. I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN 1977
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.Copy !req
359. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
ABOUT THAT NIGHT.Copy !req
360. - WELL, I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE DOPE
BACK IN '77,Copy !req
361. SO I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED ON HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
362. - I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN 1977
PERFECTLY.Copy !req
363. - WE DRESSED UP AS PEOPLE FROM
"STAR WARS."Copy !req
364. AND I REMEMBER
JULIAN COPIED OFF ME.Copy !req
365. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I
DRESSED UP AS.Copy !req
366. LUKE SKYWALKER
OR DARK VADER OR SOMETHINGCopy !req
367. BUT JULIAN COPIED
OFF ME.Copy !req
368. BUBBLES WAS THE GOLD GUY.Copy !req
369. I REMEMBER THAT.Copy !req
370. — HAD MY C3
- P0 OUTFIT ON.Copy !req
371. I REMEMBER THE WAY THE MOON
WAS GLEAMING OFF THE GOLD.Copy !req
372. I JUST WANTED TO GET CANDY,
AND JULIAN WAS ON THE LIQUOR.Copy !req
373. I MEAN, WE WERE ONLY KIDS,Copy !req
374. BUT HE WAS STILL DRIVING LIQUOR
INTO HIM.Copy !req
375. - THEN WE SEE LAHEY COMING HOME.
HE JUST GOT OFF DUTY.Copy !req
376. PARKED HIS CAR, GOT OUT.Copy !req
377. RICKY DECIDES HE WANTS
TO FUCK OVER HIS COP CAR.Copy !req
378. - BUBBLES OR JULIAN,
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE—Copy !req
379. IT WAS
PROBABLY JULIAN—Copy !req
380. BUT I THINK IT WAS BUBBLES,Copy !req
381. SAID, "LET'S GOT MESS AROUND
WITH HIS COP CAR OVER HERE."Copy !req
382. - JULIAN HAD THE IDEA.Copy !req
383. HE WANTED
TO GET INTO SOME MISCHIEF,Copy !req
384. I REMEMBER IS WHAT HE CALLED IT.Copy !req
385. AND HE WANTED TO GO PUSH
LAHEY'S CAR,Copy !req
386. PUT IT OUT OF GEAR AND SEE
WHERE IT WOULD ROLL TO.Copy !req
387. - THEY PUT THE CAR OUT OF GEAR
AND STARTED PUSHING IT.Copy !req
388. - PUT IT OUT OF GEAR
AND OFF IT WENT.Copy !req
389. AND IT PICKED UP WAY MORE SPEED
THAN THEY THOUGHT IT WOULDCopy !req
390. AND IT CRASHED RIGHT
INTO A FUCKING TRAILER.Copy !req
391. I REMEMBER THINKING
"OH MY GOD, NOW WE DID IT".Copy !req
392. - AND LAHEY, HE WAS A COP BACK
THEN, IT WAS HIS CAR.Copy !req
393. HE RAN OUT.Copy !req
394. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO TAKE
JULIAN'S LIQUOR CAUSE JULIAN WASCopy !req
395. DRINKING BIG TIME BACK THEN.Copy !req
396. JULIAN FOUGHT HIM FOR IT,
LIQUOR WENT UP,Copy !req
397. GOT SPILLED ALL OVER LAHEY
AND HIS UNIFORM.Copy !req
398. HE FINALLY GOT THE LIQUOR,Copy !req
399. GOT BACK TO HIS CAR AND WAS
TRYING TO GET CAR UNSTUCK FROMCopy !req
400. THE TRAILER IN REVERSE
AND LIQUOR SPILLEDCopy !req
401. ALL OVER HIS CROTCH.Copy !req
402. - NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
GEORGE GREEN SHOWS UP.Copy !req
403. HE WAS LAHEY'S PARTNER.Copy !req
404. - HE'S THE STUPIDEST COP
THERE IS.Copy !req
405. AND HE THOUGHT LAHEY WAS DRUNK,
PISSED HIMSELF.Copy !req
406. IT DID LOOK LIKE HE WAS DRUNK
AND PISSED HIMSELF.Copy !req
407. BUT HE WASN'T DRUNK.Copy !req
408. I DON'T THINK HE EVEN PISSED
HIMSELF AT ALL.Copy !req
409. SO IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
410. - HE STARTED SAYING
"NOW LISTEN, GEORGE,Copy !req
411. THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE,"Copy !req
412. AND GEORGE TOLD HIM HE WAS
DRUNK,Copy !req
413. AND AS THEY STARTED ARGUINGCopy !req
414. ALL THAT DID IS MAKE LAHEY LOOK
MORE DRUNK AND CRAZYCopy !req
415. THAN HE ACTUALLY
WAS BACK THEN.Copy !req
416. AND NEXT THING,
LAHEY'S UNDER ARREST,Copy !req
417. AND IT WAS OUR FAULT.Copy !req
418. - IT CAME DOWN TO TWO CHOICES.
AND LAHEY, WELL, HE RESIGNED.Copy !req
419. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JULIAN
AND BUBBLES, THEY,Copy !req
420. THEY RUINED
MR. LAHEY'S LIFE.Copy !req
421. - HE LOST HIS CAREER,
HE LOST HIS MARRIAGE,Copy !req
422. WENT DOWN THE TUBES,
AND HE LOST HIS MIND.Copy !req
423. - MR. LAHEY USED TO BE
NICE BACK THEN,Copy !req
424. AND WE TURNED HIM INTO
A DRUNK CRAZY LUNATIC.Copy !req
425. - TED, UNLESS I'M REINSTATED,Copy !req
426. THERE'S GOING TO BE
LAWSUITS FORCopy !req
427. WRONGFUL DISMISSAL, DEFAMATION
OF CHARACTER AND 20 YEARSCopy !req
428. OF RETROACTIVE SALARY.
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.Copy !req
429. THERE'S THE EVIDENCE RIGHT
THERE.Copy !req
430. ALL I'M LOOKING FOR
IS A LITTLE JUSTICE.Copy !req
431. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT JUSTICE DO YOU?Copy !req
432. NONE OF YOU DO.Copy !req
433. ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT
IS LOOKING SEXYCopy !req
434. IN YOUR GOD-DAMNED UNIFORMS.Copy !req
435. - JIM, CALM DOWN.Copy !req
436. - YOU MIGHT BE REAL
GOOD-LOOKING,Copy !req
437. YOU MIGHT WORK OUT TED,Copy !req
438. BUT I'M TEN TIMES THE COP THAT
YOU'LL EVER BE.Copy !req
439. - JIM, I'LL GUARANTEE YOU FAIR
TREATMENT UNDER ONE CONDITION.Copy !req
440. - WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
441. - JUST SHUT UP A MINUTE
AND KNOCK OFF THE SEXY STUFF.Copy !req
442. - HOW'S RANDY?Copy !req
443. - HE'S GOOD, JIM.Copy !req
444. - SO?Copy !req
445. - WELL, LET ME SAY JIM,
IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
446. YOU BUILT A PRETTY
STRONG CASE.Copy !req
447. BUT GIVEN YOUR HISTORY WITH
GUNS,Copy !req
448. DYNAMITE AND PUBLIC
DRUNKENNESS,Copy !req
449. THERE'S SERIOUS RELUCTANCE
TO REINSTATE YOU.Copy !req
450. - WHAT'S BOTTOM LINE, TED?Copy !req
451. - NO PROMISES, BUT I THINK
THERE'S ENOUGH EVIDENCE HERECopy !req
452. TO GET YOU A HEARING
BEFORE THE POLICE BOARD.Copy !req
453. - EXCELLENT.
LOOKING GOOD, RIGHT?Copy !req
454. - YEAH, AND I THINK YOU NEED TO
GET SOME CHARACTER WITNESSESCopy !req
455. TO PROVE THAT THOSE BOYS DROVE
YOU TO DO WHAT YOU DID.Copy !req
456. NOW JIM, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODYCopy !req
457. WHO WILL SAY ANYTHING GOOD
ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
458. - BO-BANDY.Copy !req