1. - YOU KNOW WHAT? EVERYONE
IN THIS PARK HAS CHANGED.Copy !req
2. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
3. I MEAN, LUCY'S BANGING COPS NOW
AND, IT'S NO BIG DEAL I GUESS,Copy !req
4. I MEAN, I DON'T RUN LUCY,
SHE'S FOR TO BE HER OWN WOMAN,Copy !req
5. BUT, FOR ME NOW, I'M JUST GOING
TO CONCENTRATE ON MY BUSINESS,Copy !req
6. TRY TO GET THAT GOING BETTER.Copy !req
7. GET MY DAD WORKING FOR ME AGAIN.Copy !req
8. BASICALLY SHOW COREY AND TREVOR
HOW TO RUN A FUCKING BUSINESS,Copy !req
9. 'CAUSE THOSE DICKS AND THEIR
LITTLE FUCKING STUPID STORECopy !req
10. ARE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.Copy !req
11. I MEAN, ALL THEY DO IS SIT
AROUND AND GET STONEDCopy !req
12. EATING GUMMY BEARS AND WATCHING
CHANNEL 10.Copy !req
13. - FOR CHANNEL 10 LOCAL BUSINESS
LIVE, I'M STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
14. IF YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE A LOCAL
BUSINESS PROFILEDCopy !req
15. LIVE ON CHANNEL 10,
PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL.Copy !req
16. I'M STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
17. - HI MR. ROGERS, IT'S COREY AND
TREVOR, FROM COREY AND TREVOR'SCopy !req
18. CONVENIENCE STORE HERE
IN SUNNYVALE.Copy !req
19. WE'VE OPENED THE FIRST
INDEPENDENT CONVENIENCE STORE.Copy !req
20. MAYBE YOU CAN PUT US
ON YOUR SHOW.Copy !req
21. - HEY, COREY AND TREVOR'S
CONVENIENCE COULD REALLY USECopy !req
22. THE SUPPORT OF CHANNEL 10,Copy !req
23. AND I LOVE YOUR SHOW MAN,
THANKS.Copy !req
24. - I HOPE HE PICKS US.Copy !req
25. - HELLO?Copy !req
26. - MR. ROGERS, NICE TO SPEAK
TO YOU LIKE THIS.Copy !req
27. ANYWAY, I'M CALLING
ABOUT A NEW BUSINESS I'M OPENINGCopy !req
28. CALLED THE KITTYLAND
LOVE CENTER.Copy !req
29. IT'S A CAT DAY CARE CENTER,
AND I'D LIKE TO GET THE WORD OUTCopy !req
30. THAT I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS,Copy !req
31. AND I'M CALLING FROM
THE SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK.Copy !req
32. - SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK.
DO YOU KNOW COREY AND TREVORCopy !req
33. FROM COREY AND TREVOR'S
CONVENIENCE?Copy !req
34. - YEAH, I KNOW THOSE DICKWEEDS.Copy !req
35. - WELL AS A MATTER OF FACT,Copy !req
36. WE'RE GOING TO BE
HEADING UP THERE LIVECopy !req
37. AT 4:00 AND 5:00 TO DO A PROFILE
WITH THEM.Copy !req
38. HOW ABOUT WE GO LIVE WITH
KITTYLAND AT 6:30,Copy !req
39. THE MAGAZINE SHOW?Copy !req
40. - 6:30 TONIGHT?Copy !req
41. RICKY! WHAT IN THE NAME
OF SWEET FUCK ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
42. - LUCY WANTED THIS STUFF OFF
HER LAWN, BUBBLES.Copy !req
43. THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO PUT IT.Copy !req
44. IT'S STILL GOOD.
I'M NOT GOING TO THROW IT OUT.Copy !req
45. - OH, MY GOD, RICKY.Copy !req
46. I'VE GOT CHANNEL 10 COMING HERE
TO DO A LIVE NEWS STORY.Copy !req
47. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHANNEL 10?Copy !req
48. - THEY'RE GOING TO DO A STORY
ON COREY AND TREVOR,Copy !req
49. BUT THEY'RE COMING TO DO ONE
ON KITTYLANDCopy !req
50. IN LESS THAN SIX HOURS,
RICKY.Copy !req
51. I CAN'T HAVE ALL THIS GARBAGE
HERE.Copy !req
52. LOOK, THERE'S PISS JUGS IN HERE,Copy !req
53. WITH THE TV COMING, RICKY.Copy !req
54. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP
THAT WOULD BE?Copy !req
55. YOU CAN'T HAVE A TV PROGRAM
THAT SHOWS PISS JUGS.Copy !req
56. - WELL BUBBS, I MEAN,
I'M STARTING MY OWN BUSINESS TOOCopy !req
57. CALLED GARBAGELAND.Copy !req
58. - GARBAGELAND!Copy !req
59. GARBAGELAND!
RICKY!Copy !req
60. ALL RICKY DID WAS TAKE
A PERFECTLY GOOD NAMECopy !req
61. THAT I CAME
UP WITH, KITTYLAND,Copy !req
62. STUCK HIS NAME GARBAGE
ON THE FRONT OF IT,Copy !req
63. AND CAME UP WITH
GARBAGELAND.Copy !req
64. AND PEOPLE ARE COMING UP TO ME.Copy !req
65. "OH, YOU'VE GOT KITTYLAND GOING,
DO YOU BUBBLES?Copy !req
66. "YOU MUST HAVE GOT THE IDEACopy !req
67. FROM RICKY'S GARBAGELAND,
DID YOU?"Copy !req
68. IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!Copy !req
69. - I THINK BUBBLES SHOULD STOP
BEING SO FUCKING SELFISHCopy !req
70. AND HELP WITH GARBAGELAND.Copy !req
71. THE THING HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
IS THAT PEOPLE WILL COMECopy !req
72. FOR GARBAGE OR BUY GARBAGE ARE
GOING TO HAVE CATS.Copy !req
73. IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT,
I PROMISE.Copy !req
74. JUST MAKE SURE I GO ON TV
WITH YOUCopy !req
75. AND I CAN PROMOTIONAL
GARBAGELAND ALRIGHT?Copy !req
76. - YOU CAN'T CALL IT GARBAGELAND
IF YOU'RE GOING ON TV WITH ME.Copy !req
77. - WELL, RICKY'S USED STUFF,
DOES THAT WORK?Copy !req
78. - I GUESS SO.
LET'S JUST DO IT.Copy !req
79. - MY BUSINESS ISN'T EXACTLY
THE KIND OF BUSINESSCopy !req
80. YOU WANT TO
PROMOTE ON TV BECAUSE YOU KNOW,Copy !req
81. I'VE GOT
QUITE A BIT OF STOLENCopy !req
82. RENOVATION SUPPLIES
AROUND THE PARK.Copy !req
83. AND YES IT IS KIND OF GREASY
BUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
84. I'M FIXING UP THE TRAILERS,Copy !req
85. AND I'M GOING TO
SELL THEM EVENTUALLY,Copy !req
86. SO IT'S A
GOOD BUSINESS MOVE.Copy !req
87. SO I THINK TODAY THE BEST THING
FOR ME TO DO IS TO LAY LOW,Copy !req
88. MAYBE WORK ON MY DECK OR DO SOME
INTERIOR WORK OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
89. - I'M WORKING REALLY HARD
THESE DAYS WITH JULIAN.Copy !req
90. UH, WE'RE GETTING TO HANG OUT
QUITE A BIT.Copy !req
91. HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO HELP HIM
WITH RENOVATIONSCopy !req
92. AND BUILDING INSTALLATION
AND STUFF LIKE THAT,Copy !req
93. SO I'M DEALING WITH A LOT
OF THE TRANSPORTCopy !req
94. AND THE DELIVERY OF REALLY
IMPORTANT MATERIALSCopy !req
95. TO GET STUFF DONE.Copy !req
96. - THIS IS OFFICER JIM LAHEY,
EX-OFFICER JIM LAHEY,Copy !req
97. DOING SURVEILLANCE ON JULIAN,
WHO APPEARS TO BE RENOVATINGCopy !req
98. HIS TRAILER WITH STOLEN BUILDING
MATERIALS AND TOOLS.Copy !req
99. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS
SURVEILLANCE,Copy !req
100. I WILL APPEAR TO
BE INTOXICATEDCopy !req
101. BUT I AM IN FACT SOBER.Copy !req
102. THIS, FOR THE RECORD,
IS ICED TEA.Copy !req
103. BEGIN SURVEILLANCE.Copy !req
104. - COREY, HERE.Copy !req
105. - HEY, MAYBE I COULD KEEP THOSE
BOXES FOR TREVOR?Copy !req
106. - NO, GET RID OF THE BOXES.Copy !req
107. COREY, I TOLD YOU TO GET RID
OF THESE SIGNS.Copy !req
108. - JIM.Copy !req
109. - HEY, LISTEN RANDY ASKED MECopy !req
110. IF I'D FIX BILL AND ALVENA'S
LATTICEWORK.Copy !req
111. SOME LITTLE SHIT'S KICKED IT IN.Copy !req
112. I NEED SOME THREE INCH
GALVANIZED SPIKES, YOU GOT ANY?Copy !req
113. - NAILS, LET'S GO.Copy !req
114. - HEY JULES, YOU WANT A LITTLE
DRINKY POO?Copy !req
115. - NO, I'M FINE JIM.Copy !req
116. - YOU SURE BUD?Copy !req
117. - HERE.Copy !req
118. - OH, THANKS JULES.Copy !req
119. - LISTEN, YOU GOTTA LEARN
HOW TO PACE YOURSELF OKAY?Copy !req
120. - NO, I DON'T.Copy !req
121. NICE COLOGNE, JULES.Copy !req
122. - I WISH RANDY AND LAHEY
WOULD GET BACK TOGETHERCopy !req
123. BECAUSE THIS SEXY TALK IS
STARTING TO DRIVE ME NUTS.Copy !req
124. SEXY THIS, SEXY THAT, YOU
SMELL GOOD JULIAN.Copy !req
125. HE'S HUGGING ME.Copy !req
126. HE ACTUALLY
TRIED TO KISS ME THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
127. I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST MAKING
ME FEEL REALLY, REALLY UNEASY.Copy !req
128. - SUSPECT ACTED SUSPICIOUSLY.Copy !req
129. WAS BELLIGERENT,
SEXY AND BEHAVEDCopy !req
130. AS IF HE HAD SOMETHING
TO HIDE.Copy !req
131. SURVEILLANCE TERMINATED.Copy !req
132. - HELLO, RANDY HERE.Copy !req
133. - HI RANDY,
THIS IS STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
134. BARB LAHEY GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER.Copy !req
135. I'M HERE WITH THE TRUCK.Copy !req
136. WE'D LIKE TO DO A LIVE PROFILE
ON SEVERAL OF YOUR RESIDENTSCopy !req
137. WHO HAVE
THEIR OWN SMALL BUSINESS.Copy !req
138. I HAVE THE LIVE TRUCK.Copy !req
139. WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
TO HELP US COORDINATECopy !req
140. THE PRODUCTION TONIGHT.Copy !req
141. - THIS IS FRIGGING RICKY,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
142. WELL, I'M NOT FALLING FOR ANY
MORE OF YOUR DUMB TRICKS RICKY.Copy !req
143. NO MORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT.Copy !req
144. I KNOW YOU FRIGGING RUINED
THE CHEESEBURGER PICNIC.Copy !req
145. - RANDY,
THIS IS STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
146. I CAN SEE YOU.
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT.Copy !req
147. TAKE A LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.Copy !req
148. TAKE A SECOND TO GET YOURSELF
TOGETHER BUD.Copy !req
149. I'M STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
150. - GOOD, WELL HE'LL BE OUT
ANY MINUTE I'M SURE.Copy !req
151. AND I KNOW HE WILL DO
HIS VERY BESTCopy !req
152. TO HELP YOU
IN ANY WAY THAT HE CAN,Copy !req
153. SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THAT HE DOESN'T COME UP WITH,Copy !req
154. YOU JUST
LET ME KNOW AND—Copy !req
155. - I CERTAINLY WILL.Copy !req
156. - I'LL BE HAPPY TO.Copy !req
157. - MY APOLOGIES.Copy !req
158. IT REALLY IS YOU.Copy !req
159. - NO PROBLEM RANDY,
I'M STEVE ROGERS. WHO'S RICKY?Copy !req
160. - OH HE'S THIS JERK WHO LIVES
HERE. HE THINKS HE'S SO BIG—Copy !req
161. - OH RANDY, I WANT YOU TO TAKE
MR. STEVE ROGERSCopy !req
162. AND SHOW HIM AROUND
THE PARK.Copy !req
163. HELP HIM WITH HIS BROADCAST IN
ANY WAY YOU CAN.Copy !req
164. IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
FOR SUNNYVALE.Copy !req
165. LIVE TELEVISION, RANDY.Copy !req
166. - IS THERE A PROBLEM, RANDY?Copy !req
167. - WELL, IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S
THESE GUYS WHO LIVE HERE,Copy !req
168. COULD CAUSE TROUBLE,
RIGHT BARB?Copy !req
169. - WELL, THEY'RE NOT—Copy !req
170. - AND WITH THOSE GUYS AROUND,Copy !req
171. I DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA
TO GO LIVE.Copy !req
172. - LOOK RANDY, I'M A JOURNALIST.Copy !req
173. I'VE BEEN A JOURNALIST
FOR A WHILE NOW.Copy !req
174. I KNOW NEWS.
I KNOW GOOD NEWS STORIES.Copy !req
175. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.Copy !req
176. I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW ME
AROUND THE PARK,Copy !req
177. HELP ME TAP INTO THE CABLE
SO WE CAN GO LIVE.Copy !req
178. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THAT?Copy !req
179. - THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
A PROBLEM, IS THERE RANDY?Copy !req
180. - NO PROBLEM BARB.
I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
181. - RICKY, I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW
MANY PISS JUGSCopy !req
182. YOUR DAD'S
LEFT AROUND THE PARK.Copy !req
183. LOOK AT THESE THINGS.Copy !req
184. CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO EXPLAIN TO
ME WHY YOUR DAD WOULD OPTCopy !req
185. TO PISS IN NON BIODEGRADABLE
CONTAINERS INSTEAD OF JUSTCopy !req
186. PISSING ON A TREE LIKE A NORMAL
PERSON?Copy !req
187. - BUBBLES, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.
HE'S A TRUCKER.Copy !req
188. TRUCKERS DO THINGS A LITTLE
DIFFERENTLY, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
189. THEY CAN'T
HAVE TIME TO STOP.Copy !req
190. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.Copy !req
191. IT'S THE WAY
HE LEARNED HOW TO PISS.Copy !req
192. - RICKY, YOUR DAD HASN'T BEEN
A TRUCKER IN 20 YEARS.Copy !req
193. YOU'RE TELLING ME
IT'S A TRUCKER'S FAULT?Copy !req
194. - BUBBLES, IT'S THE WAY
OF THE ROAD.Copy !req
195. - FUCKING WAY OF THE ROAD.Copy !req
196. HERE'S SOME LOOSE ONES.Copy !req
197. THE IRONIC THING IS I NEED
TO PISS REALLY BAD NOW.Copy !req
198. - LAHEY, WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
199. - JUST DOING MY JOB, RICK.Copy !req
200. CLEANING UP THE PARK.Copy !req
201. I BROUGHT YOU A COUPLE
OF HIGH QUALITY ITEMS, RICKY.Copy !req
202. FREE OF CHARGE.Copy !req
203. - I CAN HAVE THIS STUFF?Copy !req
204. - ABSOLUTELY, MY SON.Copy !req
205. - I THINK THAT LAHEY'S
SO GODDAMNEDCopy !req
206. WASTED THESE DAYS IS GREAT.Copy !req
207. I MEAN, WE COULD NEVER OF OPENED
UP THESE BUSINESS BEFORECopy !req
208. IN THE PARK AND NOW WE CAN DO
WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT.Copy !req
209. LET HIM KEEP DRINKING.Copy !req
210. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU
GOD-DAMNED DRUNK FUCKING CLOWN.Copy !req
211. - GOD BLESS YOU, BOY.Copy !req
212. - NEIL, HOW WE LOOKING?
RECEPTION GOOD?Copy !req
213. LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
214. - IT IS JUST AMAZING THE WAY
YOU CAN SET UP JUST ANYWHERE.Copy !req
215. - I'M STEVE ROGERS
BROADCASTING LIVECopy !req
216. FROM SUNNYVALE TRAILER
PARK,Copy !req
217. TONIGHT IN HIGH DEFINITION.
MORE ON THAT LATER.Copy !req
218. WE'LL MEET COREY AND TREVOR
AND TALK ABOUT THEIR BRAND-NEWCopy !req
219. CONVENIENCE STORE HERE
IN THE PARK.Copy !req
220. AND LATER, WE'LL MEET BUBBLESCopy !req
221. AND TALK ABOUT HIS CAT DAY CARE
CENTER,Copy !req
222. THE KITTYLAND LOVE CENTER.
ALL THIS AT 5:00.Copy !req
223. ISN'T THIS TECHNOLOGY AMAZING?Copy !req
224. THIS IS DEFINITELY
GOING ONTO MY REEL.Copy !req
225. OKAY HORATIO, DANNY, LET'S GO TO
OUR NEXT LOCATION,Copy !req
226. THE CONVENIENCE STORE.Copy !req
227. WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
228. - UH, A LOCAL ECCENTRIC.Copy !req
229. RANDY, WOULD YOU GET ON YOUR
BIKE AND TAKE CARE OF THAT?Copy !req
230. - SURE BARB.Copy !req
231. - RANDY NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW
HARD IT WAS TO BE IN CHARGE,Copy !req
232. RUNNING THIS PARK.Copy !req
233. WELL, NOW HE'S LEARNING
THE HARD WAY.Copy !req
234. - RICKY, WHAT IN THE FRIG ARE
YOU DOINGCopy !req
235. WITH THE URINE CONTAINERS?Copy !req
236. I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU RICK,
I GOTTA GO GET LAHEY.Copy !req
237. - I'M DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB,
RANDY.Copy !req
238. THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN CLEANED UP
FROM THE PARK A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
239. THERE'S PISS JUGS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
240. - THEY'RE YOUR FATHER'S URINE
CONTAINERS RICK.Copy !req
241. - MY FATHER'S? HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY'RE NOT LAHEY'S?Copy !req
242. HE'S DRIVING AROUND
HERE DRUNK.Copy !req
243. THEY'RE NOT MY FUCKING DAD'S.
DEAL WITH IT RANDY.Copy !req
244. - DON'T FRIG WITH ME TODAY
RICKY. NOT TODAY!Copy !req
245. - HOW'S IT GOING,
RANDY MAN?Copy !req
246. - NOT TOO GOOD,
MR. LAHEY.Copy !req
247. RICKY THREW A BUNCH OF PISS JUGS
UP ON MY ROOF.Copy !req
248. - RUNNING THE PARK ISN'T AS EASY
AS YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE,Copy !req
249. IS IT BOY?Copy !req
250. - I THINK I'M RUNNING IT BETTER
THAN YOU EVER DID, MR. LAHEY.Copy !req
251. - OH, IS THAT RIGHT, RANDY?
THAT'S MY LUNCH.Copy !req
252. - LOOK,
I NEED SOME WORK DONE.Copy !req
253. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAND
AROUND HERE AND ARGUE WITH YOU.Copy !req
254. I NEED TWO THINGS DONE.Copy !req
255. NUMBER ONE, GO AROUND THE PARK
AND COLLECT ALL THE PISS JUGSCopy !req
256. AND TAKE THEM TO THE DUMP.Copy !req
257. GET RID OF THEM.
THEY CAN'T BE SEEN ON TV.Copy !req
258. NUMBER TWO,
YOU CAN'T BE SEEN ON TV.Copy !req
259. YOU'RE TOO DRUNK MR. LAHEY.Copy !req
260. IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO THIS PARK.Copy !req
261. LOOK, BARB'S REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
262. NOW GO COLLECT
THE PISS JUGS.Copy !req
263. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
264. - RICKY,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
265. I'M STARTING TO THINK MAYBE WE
SHOULD JUSTCopy !req
266. CLEAR ALL YOUR STUFF OUT
AND JUST FOCUS ON KITTYLAND.Copy !req
267. - BUBBLES, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?Copy !req
268. THIS IS MY BUSINESS.
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW.Copy !req
269. YOU PROMISED, BUBBLES,Copy !req
270. IF I ORGANIZED THIS
AND GOT IT ALL TOGETHERCopy !req
271. THAT I COULD GO ON CHANNEL 10
TO PROMOTE IT.Copy !req
272. - YEAH, BUT RICKY, STEVE ROGERS
IS A POWERFUL MAN.Copy !req
273. I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REALIZE THAT.Copy !req
274. LIKE, IF THIS GETS SCREWED UP,
IT COULD RUIN EVERYTHING.Copy !req
275. - IT'S NOT GOING
TO GET SCREWED UP.Copy !req
276. HOW COULD IT?Copy !req
277. - WILL YOU JUST PROMISE MECopy !req
278. YOU'LL USE SOME SENSE
OF DECORUM ON THE TV?Copy !req
279. - BUBBLES, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT?Copy !req
280. OF COURSE I'LL USE
DEMORACUM ON THE TV.Copy !req
281. SOME PEOPLE SAY MY DAD'S
FUCKED BECAUSE HE LIVES AT THECopy !req
282. GOD-DAMNED DUMP.Copy !req
283. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS.
MY DAD IS NOT FUCKED.Copy !req
284. HE'S TAUGHT ME
A LOT OF GOOD STUFF,Copy !req
285. AND ONE THING HE TAUGHT
ME RECENTLYCopy !req
286. IS THAT ONE MAN'S GARBAGECopy !req
287. IS ANOTHER MAN PERSON'S
GOOD UNGARBAGE.Copy !req
288. AND I'M GOING TO ROLL WITH THAT.Copy !req
289. - SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DO THINGS
TO HELP YOUR FRIENDS OUT,Copy !req
290. EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
THINGS ARE GOING TO GO.Copy !req
291. POOR RAY DOWN AT THE DUMP THERE,
PEEING IN JUGS, SEAGULLS POOPINGCopy !req
292. ON HIM, OLD DUMP BUGS LICKING AT
HIM WHEN HE'S TRYING TO SLEEP.Copy !req
293. - JIMMIE.Copy !req
294. - RAY.Copy !req
295. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
296. - OH, I'M UH, JUST THROWING SOME
PISS JUGS FOR RANDY.Copy !req
297. - OH YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
298. - YOU WORKING HERE NOW?Copy !req
299. - UH NO, NO JIMMIE, I'M—Copy !req
300. I'M—I LIVE HERE NOW,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
301. RANDY THING IN THE PARK,
SO I MOVED OUT.Copy !req
302. - NICE.Copy !req
303. - YEAH, IT'S NICE. YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW. IT'S COMING ALONG.Copy !req
304. CHECK IT OUT. TV, SATELLITE TV,
100 CHANNELS AT LEAST, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
305. - HEY, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT
CHANNEL 10 THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
306. STEVE.Copy !req
307. - STEVE ROGERS.
YEAH?Copy !req
308. - RIGHT, COMING LIVE
FROM SUNNYVALE.Copy !req
309. - NO WAY.
YOU GOING TO BE ON?Copy !req
310. - NO, UH, NEW BUSINESSES.Copy !req
311. BUBBLES AND KITTYLAND
AND RICKY.Copy !req
312. - OH, YEAH, RICKY'S DOING
A GARBAGE THING THERE, EH.Copy !req
313. DOING GOOD.
GREAT.Copy !req
314. WANT TO SIT DOWN OR GOT
TIME FOR A—Copy !req
315. - OH NO, NO,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
316. I'LL UH, I'LL FIGURE OUT
SOMETHING ELSE TO DOCopy !req
317. WITH THESE
PISS JUGS, RAY.Copy !req
318. - I APPRECIATE THAT BUDDY.Copy !req
319. THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
320. LISTEN, UH, HERE.
THERE'S A FEW MORE.Copy !req
321. IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND TAKING
THESE WITH YOU, THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
322. I'LL JUST PUT THEM IN YOUR CAR
THERE, IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
323. JUST STICK THEM IN THE BACK HERE
LIKE THAT, IS THAT ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
324. - THAT'S GREAT, BUD.Copy !req
325. - SO, UHCopy !req
326. - CHANNEL 10.Copy !req
327. - THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
328. - LISTEN, THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
329. SO UH, JIMMIE, JUST GIVE ME ONE,
JUST UH, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
330. JUST DON'T TELL ANYBODY
I'M LIVING HERE, OKAY, BUDDY?Copy !req
331. - HEY, NO PROBLEM, BUD.Copy !req
332. - THERE WE GO.Copy !req
333. LOOK, IF I PUT A LITTLE PIECE OF
ROPE ON THAT,Copy !req
334. THERE'S NO WAY ANYTHING IS
GETTING OUT OF THAT.Copy !req
335. - NO, IT'S PRETTY SECURE, BUBBS.Copy !req
336. - OH MY GOD, THE FIRST LIVE
HIT'S COMING ON, RICKY.Copy !req
337. - WE'RE BROADCASTING LIVECopy !req
338. FROM THE
SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK.Copy !req
339. A VERY SPECIAL BROADCAST
TONIGHT.Copy !req
340. SHOOTING ENTIRELY
IN HIGH DEFINITIONCopy !req
341. WIDESCREEN TELEVISION,
COMPLIMENTS OF SIMM VIDEO.Copy !req
342. - LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
343. - IT'S IN HIGH DEF, RICKY.Copy !req
344. LOOK HOW MUCH CLEARER IT IS.Copy !req
345. - FIRST UP ON THE SHOW,Copy !req
346. COREY AND TREVOR
OF COREY AND TREVOR'SCopy !req
347. NEW INDEPENDENTLY OWNED
CONVENIENCE STORE.Copy !req
348. HI GUYS, TELL ME
HOW YOU GOT STARTED.Copy !req
349. - WELL, WE WERE HANGING OUT DOWN
AT THE STORE A LOTCopy !req
350. AND DEAN SAID WE COULDN'T HANG
OUT THERE AND WE HAD TO FINDCopy !req
351. SOME PLACE ELSE TO HANG OUT SO
WE WERE JUST LIKE,Copy !req
352. SCREW THIS, LET'S JUST START OUR
OWN STORECopy !req
353. RIGHT HERE IN THE PARK.Copy !req
354. - FUCKING STUPID
THOSE GUYS LOOK.Copy !req
355. - OH MY GOD, LOOK AT TREVOR.
HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN.Copy !req
356. - SO WHAT'S SELLING FOR YOU
THESE DAYS?Copy !req
357. - I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT,
STEVE.Copy !req
358. OUR TOP SELLERS ARE SINGLE
CIGARETTESCopy !req
359. AND THESE BRAND NEW DVDS,Copy !req
360. AND THEY'RE ALL NEW BECAUSE THEY
HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN OUT YET.Copy !req
361. - COREY JUST ADMITTED THEY'RE
SELLING ILLEGAL DVDS.Copy !req
362. THAT'S BRILLIANT COREY.Copy !req
363. - NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
YOU'RE SELLING RIPPED DVDSCopy !req
364. AND INDIVIDUAL CIGARETTES NOW.Copy !req
365. YOU KNOW THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT?Copy !req
366. - OH, CAN WE TAKE THIS AGAIN?Copy !req
367. WE WON'T TALK ABOUT ALL THE
ILLEGAL STUFF.Copy !req
368. WE'LL TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE
LEGAL ITEMS LIKE AIR FRESHENERS.Copy !req
369. - NO, NO, GUYS.Copy !req
370. WE'RE LIVE HERE, LIKE I PROFILE
REAL BUSINESSES ON THIS SHOW.Copy !req
371. - WE ARE A REAL BUSINESS.Copy !req
372. - HEY, EXCUSE ME, THIS STORE IS
NOT INVOLVEDCopy !req
373. IN ANY ILLEGAL ACTIVITIESCopy !req
374. INCLUDING SELLING SINGLE
CIGARETTES FOR 65 CENTS EACH.Copy !req
375. WE'RE OPEN 9:00 TO 6:00,
MONDAY TO SATURDAY. LET'S GO.Copy !req
376. - I'LL HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO OUR
SERIOUS BUSINESS VIEWERS.Copy !req
377. I DON'T KNOW HOW A STORE LIKE
THIS COULD POSSIBLY EXIST.Copy !req
378. I SHOULD HAVE DONE MY HOMEWORK.Copy !req
379. LET'S—PERHAPS WE'LL ASK THAT
QUESTION TO RANDY.Copy !req
380. RANDY, YOU'RE THE ASSOCIATE
TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR.Copy !req
381. WERE YOU AWARE OF THE ILLEGALCopy !req
382. - LOOK AT THAT,
RANDY SUCKED HIS GUT IN.Copy !req
383. DID YOU SEE THAT?
- I DID.Copy !req
384. - I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR COREY AND TREVOR.Copy !req
385. - HE LOOKS EXTRA HAIRY
ON TV TOO.Copy !req
386. - YOU FRIGGIN IDIOTS.
- HEY!Copy !req
387. - FUCKLIPS!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, TREVOR?Copy !req
388. THIS IS GOING
TO BE SEEN BY BARB.Copy !req
389. - WHY DON'T YOU FRIG OFF?Copy !req
390. WHAT IF BARB SEES YOU RENTING
PORNO ON DVDS FROM US?Copy !req
391. - DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S PERSONAL BUSINESS.Copy !req
392. - RANDY!Copy !req
393. - DUDE GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESIES.Copy !req
394. - LISTEN, YOU GUYS FRIGGED UP
ON LIVE TELEVISION.Copy !req
395. - HEY YOU GUYS, WAIT A SECOND,
WE'RE LIVE. WE'RE LIVE HERE.Copy !req
396. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE,
I'M STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
397. - OH, MY GOD, RICKY.Copy !req
398. THERE'S NO WAY OUR REPORT
COULD GET THIS FUCKED UP.Copy !req
399. - I'LL BE HONEST, I'M A LITTLE
BIT WORRIED ABOUT RICKYCopy !req
400. BEING ON CHANNEL 10 TODAY.Copy !req
401. I MEAN,
THIS CAN'T GET FUCKED UP.Copy !req
402. A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCH
CHANNEL 10.Copy !req
403. THAT IS HIM.Copy !req
404. OKAY, HE'S JUST A GUY,
HE'S JUST A GUY.Copy !req
405. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BUBBS.Copy !req
406. - I GET EXCITED MEETING
CELEBRITIES, RICKY!Copy !req
407. - THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE.Copy !req
408. - STEVE ROGERS.
MY PRODUCER BURT HELMACH.Copy !req
409. - BURT.Copy !req
410. - MR. HELMACH.Copy !req
411. I MET YOU ONE OTHER TIME, STEVE.Copy !req
412. YOU COVERED THE ELECTION HERE
AND SAM WAS THERECopy !req
413. WITH HIS BIG BLUMMOCK HEAD.Copy !req
414. - OH COURSE, YEAH,
I REMEMBER THAT.Copy !req
415. SO THIS IS KITTYLAND HUH?Copy !req
416. - YEAH IT IS, BUT FIRST,Copy !req
417. I'M GOING
TO GO FIRST JUST SHOW YOUCopy !req
418. A FEW THINGS OVER HERE, ALL
RIGHT, BUBBS?Copy !req
419. - IT'S OKAY HE GOES FIRST ON
THIS?Copy !req
420. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SET IT UP.Copy !req
421. - RICK SHOULD BE ON
ANY TIME NOW.Copy !req
422. RANDY, HOW MANY SQUARES
HAVE YOU HAD?Copy !req
423. - WELL, YOU PUT THEM OUT FOR
EATING DIDN'T YOU?Copy !req
424. - THEE WERE TWO DOZEN SQUARES
THERE, RANDY!Copy !req
425. OH LOOK, IT'S COMING.
HANG ON.Copy !req
426. - WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL
BROADCASTCopy !req
427. OF "THE LIVE EYE
ON LOCAL BUSINESS."Copy !req
428. I'M STEVE ROGERS.Copy !req
429. WITH ME RIGHT NOW,
ONE OF THE OWNERS OF A BRAND-NEWCopy !req
430. CAT DAY CARE CENTER
HERE AT SUNNYVALE.Copy !req
431. RICK, HOW DID THIS BUSINESS PLAN
COME TOGETHER?Copy !req
432. - WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ONE OF
THE OWNERSCopy !req
433. OF THE CAT DAY CARE.Copy !req
434. I HAVE MY OWN BUSINESS CALLED
"RICKY'S USED SHIT."Copy !req
435. I MEAN, IT'S NOT SHIT.Copy !req
436. I'VE GOT SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF
HERE THAT I'M SELLING.Copy !req
437. I GO AROUND AND COLLECT THEM AND
SELL THEM FOR MONEY, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
438. PICK SOMETHING LIKE THIS OUT OF
THE GARBAGECopy !req
439. AND SELL THAT FOR A BUCK.Copy !req
440. I'M MAKING SOME GOOD CASH.Copy !req
441. THIS BARBEQUE HERE...Copy !req
442. FUCK, OW,
FUCKING GARBAGE BEES.Copy !req
443. IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT
WHEN YOU ARE ON LIVE TV.Copy !req
444. I CAN'T PREDICT A BEE ATTACK
IN THE MIDDLE OF STUFF GOING ON.Copy !req
445. - DID YOU GET STINGED,
MR. ROGERS?Copy !req
446. HERE, GET THAT ON TO IT.Copy !req
447. - OH, THAT SUCKS.Copy !req
448. - RICKY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT
KITTYLAND, DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
449. - I WASN'T DONE BUBBS,
BUT YEAH, GO AHEAD.Copy !req
450. - WHY DON'T YOU TAKE US
ON A TOUR?Copy !req
451. - THE KITTYLAND, RICKY!
KITTYLAND,Copy !req
452. - THIS IS ON FOR THREE BUCKS
TODAY AS WELL.Copy !req
453. IT'S A WEED WHACKER.
- RICKY, IT'S MY TURN.Copy !req
454. THE KITTYLAND LOVE CENTERCopy !req
455. IS AN EXPANSIVE SUPERVISED
PLAY AREA FOR CATS.Copy !req
456. BRING THEM IN
AND I'LL LOOK AFTER THEM.Copy !req
457. $15 FOR EACH KITTY.Copy !req
458. I CAN TAKE ABOUT
15 OF THEM AT A TIME.Copy !req
459. AND I'LL GIVE THEM ALL THE LOVE
THAT THEY NEED.Copy !req
460. DIFFERENT AREAS TO PLAY
LIKE THE LAND OF MICE.Copy !req
461. THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE
ATTRACTIONS.Copy !req
462. RIGHT THERE, WHICH
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE—Copy !req
463. - HOW ARE YOU DOING, GENTLEMEN?Copy !req
464. - OH NO!Copy !req
465. - RANDY ASKED ME TO COLLECT
ALL THE PISS JUGS IN THE PARK.Copy !req
466. YOU GOT ANY PISS JUGS YOU WANT
TO GET RID OF BOYS?Copy !req
467. - CAN YOU GET OUT OF HERE
WITH YOUR PISS JUGS?Copy !req
468. - WE'RE RIGHT IN THE FUCKING
MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.Copy !req
469. LIVE TV.Copy !req
470. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
RICKY?Copy !req
471. HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
472. OH, BY THE WAY,
I HEARD A LITTLE RUMORCopy !req
473. THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN
EX-TRUCKER LIVING IN THE DUMP.Copy !req
474. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A LOSER,
RAY?Copy !req
475. LIVING IN THE DUMP.Copy !req
476. - YOU'LL GET YOURS, BUDDY.
I PROMISE YOU THAT.Copy !req
477. - CALLING MY DAD A LOSER?Copy !req
478. - YEAH, JUST LIKE YOU RICKY.Copy !req
479. YOU'RE DAD'S A GOD-DAMNED LOSER,
RICK.Copy !req
480. YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING
OF IT?Copy !req
481. - THAT'S THE FATHER
OF YOUR CHILD.Copy !req
482. - JIM, JIM, JIM.
WHAT THE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
483. - FRIG OFF, RICKY.
GET OFF, RICKY!Copy !req
484. - YOU'RE JUST A LOSER RICK.
JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN.Copy !req
485. - FOR GOD'S SAKE.Copy !req
486. - OH SHIT,
POOR BUBBLES.Copy !req
487. - THIS IS NOT WHAT THE KITTYLAND
LOVE CENTER IS ABOUT.Copy !req
488. THERE'S NOT USUALLY DRUNK PEOPLE
WITH PISS JUGS HERE.Copy !req
489. I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOUR KITTIES.Copy !req
490. AND GIVE THEM LOVE AND—Copy !req
491. KITTYLAND LOVE CENTER,
SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK.Copy !req
492. I MAY AS WELL JUST GO BACK
TO HAULING CARTS,Copy !req
493. 'CAUSE KITTYLAND, NO FUCKING WAYCopy !req
494. ANYBODY'S GOING TO BRING A KITTY
DOWN TO THAT PLACE.Copy !req
495. DRUNK TRAILER PARK SUPERVISORSCopy !req
496. ROLLING AROUND WITH PISS JUGS
ON A HOCKEY STICK.Copy !req
497. - COME DOWN TO KITTYLAND,Copy !req
498. BUBBLES WILL FUCKING LOOK AFTER
YOUR CAT BIG TIME.Copy !req
499. - I WILL!Copy !req