Trailer Park Boys 6x1

1. - I GOT OUT OF JAIL ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO.

2. JULIAN DECIDED HE WAS GOING TO STAY IN JAIL.

3. HE WAS MAKING REALLY GOOD MONEY,

4. AND I'M PROUD OF HIM, BUT I DON'T MISS JAIL THIS TIME.

5. WORKING WITH MY DAD.

6. HE GOT ME INTO RECYCLING.

7. IT'S NOT GREAT MONEY, BUT IT'S NOT BAD.

8. YOU KNOW, WE BASICALLY GO AROUND,

9. AND PEOPLE HAVE THEIR RECYCLES OUT,

10. AND THEY FREAK OUT, "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

11. TAKING MY RECYCLES?"

12. AND IT'S LIKE "HEY, IT'S AT THE CURB.

13. WE OWN IT, NOT YOU."

14. AND I'M HAPPY WITH THAT.

15. AND I THINK LUCY'S PROUD OF ME TOO.

16. WE'RE BASICALLY BACK TOGETHER IN MY OPINION.

17. - RICKY AND I ARE TOTALLY NOT BACK TOGETHER.

18. HE STAYS ON THE FRONT LAWN,

19. BUT HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN THE TRAILER

20. 'CAUSE I GOT ALL THESE BEES COMING IN WITH HIM,

21. AND IT JUST— THE SMELL IS TOO BAD.

22. IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.

23. - WELL, I'M NOT ALLOWED IN THE TRAILER.

24. APPARENTLY, THERE'S A BIT OF A SMELL

25. BECAUSE OF THE RECYCLES, AND THERE'S FUCKING BEES

26. AND HORNETS AND WASPS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE,

27. BUT SHE SPENT FRIDAY NIGHT IN MY CAR,

28. AND WE GOT DRUNK AND STUFF, SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

29. LUCY LOVES ME, AND I LOVE HER.

30. - RICKY AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.

31. HE'S HERE FOR TRIN AND TO HELP OUT WITH THE LOT FEES,

32. ESPECIALLY NOW THAT BARB'S ALL FREAKED ABOUT THAT,

33. FUCKING WHORE BITCH.

34. AND HE AND I HOOK UP OCCASIONALLY,

35. BUT BASICALLY I WANT TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN,

36. YOU KNOW, LIKE—

37. - LUCY, DO YOU WANT ANY

38. OF THESE OLD MILAWAKENEE CANS WITH THE RED?

39. YOU CAN PUT THEM UP ON THE CUPBOARDS IN THE KITCHEN.

40. THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT.

41. - NO, THAT'S COOL, BUT THANKS.

42. IF I NEED ANY, I'LL COME GET ONE.

43. - OH, I GOT LOTS HERE.

44. - GREAT. THAT'S AWESOME.

45. THANKS, MAN.

46. - FUCK. FUCKER.

47. - RICKY! RICK!

48. RICKY! CHILL OUT, IT'S A BEE.

49. - I GOT STUNG BY ONE OF THOSE BUMBLE COCKSUCKERS AGAIN.

50. DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT BEE SUAVE?

51. - SALVE?

52. - LUCE, I'M GOING TO WORK.

53. GONNA GET DRUNK WITH THE OLD MAN, ALL RIGHT?

54. - YEAH, GO AHEAD.

55. - NOBODY CALLED, DID THEY? ANY MESSAGES?

56. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT YOUR SECRETARY.

57. I'M NOT YOUR MOM. AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE.

58. GET YOUR FRIENDS TO STOP CALLING HERE.

59. - LUCY, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

60. COME ON, MY OLD MAN'S GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME.

61. HE NEEDS ME RIGHT NOW.

62. - LIFE IS FANTASTIC.

63. I'M TELLING YA, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED NOW.

64. A LOT OF GUYS HAVE A TOUGH TIME WHEN THEY GET OUT OF JAIL,

65. MAKING A FRESH START, BUT LOOK, I GOT—

66. I GOT MY TRUCK SLEEPER.

67. I OWN THAT, NO RENT.

68. I DON'T PAY ANY LOT FEES.

69. GETTIN' POWER FROM THE TRAILER NEXT DOOR.

70. I GOT ALL THE HOT WATER I NEED. I GOT FREE CABLE.

71. LAHEY DOESN'T KNOW. RANDY DOESN'T KNOW.

72. ME AND RICK ARE MAKING A GREAT LIVING DOING THE CANS.

73. BUBBLES IS LIVING BACK THERE WITH ME.

74. WE GOT THE WHOLE FAMILY.

75. I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

76. I MEAN, SO HELP ME, GOD.

77. HELP MY FUCK, IT'S— LIFE IS GREAT.

78. - HERE, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE RAT WHEEL.

79. YOU LIKE THAT? IS THAT GOING TO BE A HIT?

80. AFTER SOME TENSE NEGOTIATIONS WITH BARB LAHEY,

81. I WORKED OUT A DEAL WHERE I COULD MOVE MY SHED

82. ONTO THIS LOT AND JUST PAY HALF LOT FEES.

83. I MEAN, IT'S STILL A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME,

84. BUT I'VE BEEN MANAGING IT, JUST BARELY.

85. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO OPEN SOMETHING CALLED

86. THE "KITTYLAND LOVE CENTER,"

87. A DAYCARE CENTER FOR CATS, AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOO AFRAID

88. BECAUSE MR. LAHEY AND RANDY WOULD JUST RUIN IT ON ME,

89. WHAT WITH THE DRINKING AND THE CRAZINESS.

90. BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS IS TIME.

91. OPEN UP KITTYLAND.

92. - IT'S OVER. I'M BREAKING UP WITH MR. LAHEY.

93. I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WITH HIM,

94. BUT THE DRINKING IS OUT OF CONTROL.

95. WE TRIED THE 12 STEPS.

96. I EVEN DRANK WITH HIM, MIXED HIS DRINKS,

97. TRIED SMOKING SOME DOPE WITH HIM TO QUIT THE DRINKING,

98. BUT NOTHING SEEMED TO WORK.

99. HE'S LOST COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS TRAILER PARK,

100. AND THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

101. MR. LAHEY, MR. LAHEY, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

102. WHERE'S THE ROOF OF OUR CAR?

103. WAKE UP, MR. LAHEY.

104. COME ON.

105. I DON'T KNOW.

106. - COME ON, MR. LAHEY.

107. - MORNING, RAND.

108. - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR?

109. BARB'S GOING TO FREAK.

110. - GEEZ, RAND, I DON'T REMEMBER SHIT.

111. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, BOY?

112. - YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THIS TAPE, MR. LAHEY.

113. I HOPE YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LIKE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.

114. IT'S OVER, MR. LAHEY. I'M LEAVING YOU FOR GOOD.

115. - WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOU AND JIM.

116. BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN RELATE TO,

117. IT'S TRYING YOUR DAMNEDEST TO MAKE THINGS WORK WITH THAT MAN.

118. IT IS NOT EASY.

119. - BARB?

120. - YES, RAND?

121. - THE REASON I STOPPED BY WAS TO TELL YOU

122. THAT I'LL DO ANYTHING TO BE

123. THE SUPERVISOR OF THIS TRAILER PARK.

124. - RANDY, YOU DIDN'T LEAVE JIM

125. JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO RUN THE PARK!

126. - NO, BARB, IT'S BECAUSE I CARE.

127. I'VE BEEN WATCHING MR. LAHEY REALLY CLOSELY

128. FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS, AND I THINK I CAN DO THIS.

129. OR I COULD PUT OUT SOME RESUMES TO SOME OTHER PARKS.

130. HOW COULD I PROVE IT TO YOU?

131. MR. LAHEY? WAKE UP, MR. LAHEY.

132. - HI, DEPUTY RAND, HOW YOU DOING?

133. NICE DAY FOR THE RACE.

134. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RAND?

135. - A LITTLE SURVEILLANCE, MR. LAHEY.

136. - DOING A LITTLE SURVEILLANCE, ARE YOU?

137. WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE SHOW, RAND?

138. A LITTLE, LITTLE SHOW, A LITTLE LAHEY SHOW?

139. THAT WOULD BE NICE, WOULDN'T IT?

140. OH, CHECK THIS ONE OUT. I'M GOING TO DO A WRAPAROUND.

141. OH, FUCK, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, RANDY.

142. YOU WANT A SHOW?

143. WHEN WAS THAT?

144. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, RANDY.

145. THERE'S, UH, ONE PARTICULAR TRAILER PARK RESIDENT

146. WHO HAS GOT TO GO.

147. - GO?

148. - THAT'S RIGHT, GO.

149. SO IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN—

150. I.E., EVICT THAT PERSON—

151. THEN I'M GOING TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE UP TO

152. THE BIG CHALLENGE OF RUNNING A PARK,

153. AND I MIGHT SEE MY WAY TO MAKING SOME KIND OF ARRANGEMENT.

154. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

155. - THAT SOUNDS GREAT. THANK YOU, BARB.

156. - UH, RANDY?

157. - LOOK, LOOK, RANDY.

158. I'M MOWING THE AIR, RAND. I'M MOWING THE AIR.

159. GEEZ!

160. YOU'RE THE BEST ASSISTANT TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR

161. ANYBODY EVER HAD.

162. YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING AND MAKE ME MY COFFEE,

163. AND YOU GO TO THE COMMISSION, RAND, NOW!

164. FUCK!

165. RANDY, TURN THE FUCKING THING OFF.

166. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, BOY.

167. - I'M TAPING YOU, MR. LAHEY, SO WHEN YOU'RE STRAIGHT,

168. YOU CAN WATCH YOUR LITTLE SHOW HERE.

169. YOU PISSED YOURSELF, MR. LAHEY.

170. - OFFICER, UH, TED JOHNSON, GAVE ME HIS, UM—HIS CARD.

171. AND, UH, IT'S HIS PERSONAL LINE IF EVER I SHOULD NEED HIM.

172. NOW, YOU KNOW HE CALL-SCREENS YOU AND JIM FOR OBVIOUS REASONS,

173. BUT IF YOU TELL HIM THAT I GAVE YOU THIS CARD

174. AND CALL THAT NUMBER,

175. YOU MIGHT FIND THAT YOU GET A LITTLE BIT OF HELP TODAY.

176. GO SLOW, RANDY,

177. AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP.

178. - THANKS, BARB.

179. LISTEN, I'VE GOT SOME FROZEN BURGERS,

180. AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD PUT THEM IN YOUR FREEZER

181. UNTIL I FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE?

182. - RAY, CAN YOU NOT THROW

183. YOUR DIRTY OLD PISS JUGS AROUND, PLEASE?

184. - HEY, DAD, GOT YOU SOME MORE PISS JUGS.

185. - OH, EXCELLENT, BOY. YOU'RE RIGHT ON, MAN.

186. - RAY, THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER SYSTEM

187. THAN THIS PEEING IN JUGS.

188. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE BARB LAHEY MAD.

189. - BARB DOESN'T CARE, BUBBS. IT'S AN EMPTY LOT.

190. - IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN.

191. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

192. - WAY OF THE ROAD, BUDDY.

193. - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED OR NOT, RAY,

194. BUT YOU'RE NOT ON THE ROAD.

195. YOUR RIG CAB DOESN'T MOVE AN INCH.

196. - WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBBS.

197. - RAY USED TO BE ON THE ROAD AS A TRUCKER,

198. AND THAT'S WHAT TRUCKERS DO.

199. THEY'RE DRIVING ALONG,

200. AND THEY'VE GOT DEADLINES TO MEET.

201. THEY DON'T WANT TO PULL IN AND PARK THEIR TRUCK,

202. WALK IN, TAKE A PEE IN THE TOILET,

203. AND GO BACK OUT AND GET ON THE ROAD.

204. THEY JUST HAVE AN OLD JUG.

205. AND THEY PUT THEIR BIRD IN IT, HAVE A PEE,

206. CAP IT OFF, AND ONCE IT'S FULL,

207. THEY JUST DRILL THE FUCKING THING OUT ON THE HIGHWAY.

208. I MEAN, I DON'T AGREE WITH IT.

209. I SEE WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM, TRYING TO MAKE THEIR DEADLINES,

210. BUT RAY'S BEEN FIRING THEM ALL OVER THE PARK,

211. LIKE HE'S STILL DRIVING A TRUCK.

212. - HERE, BUDDY, GET THIS INTO YOU.

213. I'M ALREADY ON MY THIRD.

214. - WE'RE GETTING FUCKING DRUNK TODAY.

215. - RICKY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK JULIAN UP AT JAIL.

216. HE'S BEEN CALLING ALL MORNING.

217. - WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW.

218. I'M SURE HE'S CALLED ASTRONAUT COCK

219. AND SNOOPY THE FUCKDOG BY NOW.

220. THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

221. - WHO'S ASTRONAUT COCK AND SNOOPY THE FUCKDOG?

222. - THE COUNSELORS IN JAIL SAID

223. THAT WE WERE TOO DEPENDENT ON RICKY FOR OUR HAPPINESS

224. AND THAT THAT WAS A BAD THING.

225. THEY ALSO SAID THAT HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO US OR SOMETHING.

226. - YEAH, THEN THEY TOLD US

227. THAT WE HAD TO THINK MORE FOR OURSELVES.

228. SO WE DID, AND NOW WE HAVE A STORE.

229. AND IT'S OURS. LIKE, IT'S ALL OURS.

230. IT'S SARAH'S TOO, BUT IT'S MOSTLY OURS.

231. - WELL, COREY AND TREVOR

232. HAVE BEEN OUT OF JAIL FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

233. AND I'M REALLY ENCOURAGING THEM TO BRANCH OUT ON THEIR OWN.

234. ONE OF THE THINGS I THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR THEM

235. IS THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING FROM WITHIN

236. TO GIVE THEM SELF-RESPECT

237. SO THEY'RE NOT CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR APPROVAL

238. FROM RICKY AND JULIAN.

239. SO THEY'VE STARTED THEIR OWN CONVENIENCE STORE,

240. AND I THINK THAT'S GONNA REALLY DO A LOT FOR THEIR SELF-ESTEEM.

241. - IT'S A PRETTY BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT

242. FOR ME TO BE RUNNING A STORE 'CAUSE GROWING UP IN THE PARK,

243. I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO THE GUYS THAT WERE RUNNING THE STORE,

244. ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOOKED UP TO RICKY,

245. BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE A GOOD THING.

246. THE COUNSELOR SAID I WAS DEPENDENT ON HIM

247. AND THAT I SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

248. SO I WAS LIKE, WELL, I'LL TAKE A NEGATIVE

249. AND TURN IT INTO A POSITIVE

250. AND BECOME A STORE, A STORE OWNER,

251. LIKE ALL THE GUYS I LOOKED UP TO AS A KID.

252. - MORNING, GENTLEMEN. DID YOU SEE RANDY ABOUT?

253. - NO, DUDE.

254. BUT I HEARD YOU BROKE UP WITH THE CHEESEBURGER WALRUS?

255. - ONION RING SASQUATCH!

256. HEY!

257. YOU BETTER STEP OFF, MR. LAHEY.

258. - STEP OFF WHERE, TREVOR?

259. - SHIT LEDGE.

260. - EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE HELL IS—

261. - STOP ACTING HARD IN THE STORE, MR. LAHEY!

262. - SARAH!

263. - EXCUSE ME! TREVOR! TREVOR, DROP HIM.

264. STAY THERE.

265. - THESE GUYS WERE JUXTAPOSING UNUSUAL ANIMAL NAMES

266. AND GREASY FAT FOOD PRODUCTS, CALLING RANDY NAMES.

267. - IS THAT TRUE? YOU WERE CALLING RANDY NAMES?

268. - I CALLED HIM A CHEESEBURGER WALRUS.

269. - I CALLED HIM AN ONION RING SASQUATCH

270. 'CAUSE HE IS!

271. - HEY.

272. - YOU GUYS STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

273. - MR. LAHEY, LOOK, WE'LL GIVE YOU

274. WHATEVER YOU WANT ON THE HOUSE, OKAY?

275. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

276. - COUPLE OF PACKS OF SMOKES.

277. - TWO OF PACKS OF SMOKES, LET'S GO.

278. - DO YOU WANT SOME MATCHES, MR. LAHEY?

279. - SHOVE 'EM, TREVOR.

280. - JAIL HAS BEEN AWESOME THIS TIME.

281. LIKE, I'M SAYING, IT'S BEEN SO GOOD

282. I DECIDED TO STAY A COUPLE EXTRA MONTHS.

283. IT TURNS OUT THAT TWO OF THE PRISON GUARDS

284. USED TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH ME,

285. SO BASICALLY I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO

286. WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO IN HERE.

287. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

288. SO I TOOK THIS ONLINE REAL ESTATE COURSE,

289. STARTED MAKING POTATO VODKA,

290. AND I SOLD A SHITLOAD.

291. COUPLE MORE PUMPS, MAN.

292. LIKE AFTER PAYING THE CAPPER AND THE PUMPER,

293. I CLEARED 8,600 BUCKS.

294. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON,

295. AS SOON AS IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE.

296. I'M GOING HOME TODAY.

297. SO WHEN I GET OUT TODAY,

298. I'M GOING TO TAKE EVERY CENT I GOT

299. AND INVEST IT IN REAL ESTATE.

300. I'M GOING TO BUY AND SELL PROPERTY

301. AND MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY, LIKE, I'M TALKING SERIOUS MONEY,

302. RETIREMENT MONEY, AND IT'S ALL LEGAL.

303. - HELLO? COREY AND TREVOR SPEAKING.

304. HEY, JULIAN.

305. - I WAS SO PROUD OF COREY AND TREVOR TODAY.

306. JULIAN CALLED FROM JAIL

307. AND ASKED THEM TO COME PICK HIM UP,

308. WHICH NORMALLY THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SAY NO TO,

309. AND THEY SAID NO RIGHT AWAY.

310. THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK.

311. SO IT LOOKS LIKE JULIAN'S GOING TO HAVE TO FIND

312. A COUPLE OTHER SUCKERS IN THE PARK

313. TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK.

314. - FUCK, I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY WAS GOING TO PICK ME UP.

315. RIGHT ON, BOYS.

316. - HOP IN, MAN.

317. - JULIAN, I GOT TWO SPECIAL LADIES I WANT YOU TO MEET,

318. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

319. THIS HERE IS ERIN, AND THAT'S RHONDA,

320. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

321. JULES, CHECK IT OUT.

322. I'M GOING TO BE A DAD, MA-FUCKER,

323. NOT ONCE BUT TWO TIMES, DAWG, TWO TIMES.

324. - CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

325. - THANKS, MA-FUCKER, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

326. BUT SHIT'S CHANGING, B.

327. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

328. - HEY, YOU LADIES WANT TO ROLL INSIDE FOR A MINUTE

329. WHILE I TALK TO JULES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

330. PEACE OUT. PEACE OUT, LITTLE MA-FCK.

331. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

332. PEACE OUT. PEACE OUT, LITTLE MA-FCK.

333. TAKE CARE OF THOSE LITTLE MA-FCKS.

334. A-IGHT, THEN.

335. JULES, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE

336. THE RAP GAME, DAWG, STRAIGHT.

337. - SEE, I TOLD YOU, MAN, SERIOUS, MAN.

338. - YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH, MAN.

339. - DEAD SERIOUS, DAWG.

340. - IT'S A SAD DAY, BUT, YOU KNOW,

341. IT'S WHAT HE GOTTA DO, MAN,

342. TO RAISE HIS KIDS, TRY AND BECOME A MAN.

343. - NOW I NEED SCRILLA 'CAUSE I GOT BIG RESPONSIBILITIES

344. UP MY CANDY, DON'T I?

345. I NEEDS SCRILLA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

346. FOR FORMULA, HIGH CHAIRS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

347. STROLLERS FOR THOSE LITTLE MA-FUCKERS

348. ONCE THEY BORN, ONCE THEY DROP.

349. BARB ALL UP IN MY GRILL TALKING 'BOUT HOW

350. I'M BEHIND IN MY LOT FEES.

351. SHE GON' KICK ME OUT THE PARK.

352. - CALM DOWN, MAN. RELAX, MAN, RELAX.

353. - NO, IT'S GOING TO BE A-IGHT.

354. I KNOW EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE A-IGHT,

355. BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST HORD!

356. AND YOU OWE ME 50 BUCKS, DAWG.

357. - FOR WHAT?

358. - BAM! UH, WHAT?

359. BAM! MADE A SPOILER FOR YOU, DAWG!

360. - J ROC, IT'S MADE OUT OF HOCKEY STICKS

361. AND A PIECE OF WOOD.

362. - YEAH, BUT IT'S T-T-T-T-T-TIGHT!

363. - AND IT'S EIGHT HOURS CUSTOM, MAN.

364. - SAYING, YOU DOWN?

365. - YOU FEELING IT?

366. - YEAH, I GUESS SO.

367. - A-IGHT, THEN HOLLER AT ME WITH SOME SCRILLA,

368. AND I GUESS WE TIGHT.

369. - FUCK, I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS.

370. - A-IGHT.

371. - FUCKING BEE, RICKY.

372. FUCKING BEE, GET IT, MAN. GET IT.

373. GET THAT FUCKER.

374. - HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?

375. - JULIAN!

376. - HEY, BUBBS. - HEY, BUDDY.

377. - HOW WAS JAIL?

378. - REALLY GOOD, RICK.

379. - LISTEN, JULIAN, IF YOU WANT

380. TO GET SOME MONEY TOGETHER FOR A TRAILER,

381. COME WORK WITH ME AND THE OLD MAN.

382. WE MADE 70 BUCKS LAST WEEK RECYCLING.

383. - 70 BUCKS EACH?

384. - 30 THIRTY BUCKS EACH, BUT IT WAS EASY, REALLY EASY.

385. - RAY, THAT DOESN'T ADD UP.

386. - MOVING ON, BUD.

387. - WELL, THANKS FOR THE OFFER, RICK,

388. BUT I MADE 8,600 BUCKS IN JAIL.

389. - WHAT?

390. - YUP, SELLING VODKA.

391. - HOLY SWEET FUCK, JULIAN, THAT'S A LOT OF CAKE.

392. - SO I'M GOING TO GET INTO REAL ESTATE BOYS.

393. I'M GOING TO BUY A FEW TRAILERS,

394. FIX THEM UP, SELL EM, MAKE A FEW BUCKS.

395. GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

396. - WE SHOULD GET DRUNK LATER AND CELEBRATE, MAN.

397. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. CONGRATULATIONS.

398. - SOUNDS GOOD, RICK.

399. ACTUALLY, I GOTTA GO TALK TO LAHEY ANYWAY.

400. GET A NEW TRAILER.

401. SO AFTER THAT, WE'RE GETTING DRUNK.

402. - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO GO TALK TO LAHEY TODAY.

403. - WHY?

404. - HIM AND RANDY BROKE UP TODAY.

405. - WHAT? - OVER THE LIQUOR.

406. IT'S SERIOUS THIS TIME TOO

407. BECAUSE RANDY CLEARED OUT THE FREEZER OF ALL HIS BURGERS.

408. - SO WHO'S SUPERVISING THE PARK THEN?

409. - BARB, I GUESS.

410. - WHICH BASICALLY MEANS WE CAN DO

411. WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT NOW.

412. - HEY, RAND. WE HAVE TO TALK, BUD.

413. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE?

414. - NOT WITH YOU, THAT'S FOR SURE.

415. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO BARB?

416. - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. FRIG OFF, MR. LAHEY.

417. - HEY, WELCOME BACK, SEXIAN. I MEAN, JULIAN.

418. - IS EVERYTHING OKAY, RANDY?

419. - NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX, JULIAN,

420. THINGS ARE GOING TO BE A LOT DIFFERENT

421. AROUND HERE FROM NOW ON, A LOT DIFFERENT.

422. - HEY, HEY, LISTEN, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT, OKAY?

423. CHILL OUT.

424. - SO I BET YOU'RE GLAD TO BE BACK IN THE PARK, JULIAN.

425. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

426. YOU OBVIOUSLY DID SOME WORKING OUT

427. IN PRISON, THOSE MUSCLES.

428. - YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

429. BUT I GOT MY REAL ESTATE DIPLOMA IN THERE.

430. - OH, REALLY?

431. - YEAH, SO I WANT TO GET INTO REAL ESTATE.

432. SO I'M LOOKING FOR A TRAILER AND A LOT.

433. NOTHING FANCY, YOU KNOW,

434. SOMETHING I CAN FIX UP, MOVE INTO FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

435. SELL, AND MAKE SOME MONEY.

436. ANYTHING AVAILABLE?

437. - OH, I'M SURE WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

438. BUT I WOULD NEED THE MONEY UP FRONT.

439. I'M SURE YOU APPRECIATE THAT.

440. - OH, OF COURSE.

441. THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR A TRAILER,

442. AND THERE'S ONE YEAR'S LOT FEES.

443. SO WHEN CAN THIS HAPPEN?

444. - WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

445. THERE'S A TRAILER COMING UP THIS AFTERNOON.

446. THERE'S SOME ISSUES WITH THE LOT,

447. BUT I'M SURE WE CAN SORT SOMETHING OUT.

448. - THANKS FOR COMING DOWN.

449. LOOK, MR. LAHEY IS NOT THE REASON THAT I CALLED.

450. IT'S—I JUST NEED SOME HELP WITH—

451. LOOK, THE WHOLE PARK, IT'S GOING TO SHIT,

452. AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO,

453. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR CALLING YOUR PERSONAL LINE.

454. - RANDY, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

455. JUST RELAX. I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO BARB.

456. - SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE EVICTION?

457. - YEAH, SHE DID, AND SHE ALSO TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

458. THAT YOU CAN'T BE TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR,

459. AND THE ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR

460. JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO AN EVICTION.

461. BUT SHE DID TELL ME

462. YOU CAN BE ASSOCIATE TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR.

463. THAT'S A PROMOTION.

464. - RIGHT ON!

465. - AND, UH, I HEARD YOU BROKE UP WITH JIM LAHEY,

466. AND I GOTTA SAY, GOOD FOR YOU.

467. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PUT UP WITH THAT GUY FOR SO LONG.

468. - IT WAS REALLY TOUGH, OFFICER.

469. - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME TED?

470. AND, YOU KNOW, RANDY, I CAN RELATE.

471. YOU KNOW, I JUST WENT THROUGH A BAD BREAKUP MYSELF,

472. SOMEBODY I WORKED WITH DOWN AT THE STATION FOR YEARS.

473. BUT I'M DOING GOOD NOW.

474. - YOU LOOK GOOD.

475. - THANKS, RANDY. NOW LET'S GO DO THIS EVICTION.

476. - HIS NAME IS DUKE

477. AND HE IS A GOOD CAT

478. - COPS, COPS.

479. THERE'S RANDY WITH NO PANTS ON.

480. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, RANDY?

481. - JULIAN, THERE'S YOUR NEW TRAILER.

482. RAY, YOU'RE A SQUATTER,

483. YOU DON'T PAY YOUR LOT FEES, YOU STOLE YOUR HYDRO,

484. YOU BEEN PLAYING LOUD MUSIC,

485. AND YOU BEEN THROWING AROUND THESE URINE CONTAINERS

486. ALL OVER THE PARK.

487. AS ASSOCIATE TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR,

488. I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU YOU ARE EVICTED FROM SUNNYVALE,

489. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

490. - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

491. YOU CAN'T EVICT HIM.

492. YOU DON'T HAVE FUCKING AUTHORITY TO EVICT HIM, RANDY.

493. - WHAT KIND OF A COP LETS A MAN WITH NO SHIRT AND NO PANTS

494. INTO HIS POLICE CRUISER?

495. - I THINK IT'S JUST A SCARE TACTIC,

496. 'CAUSE WHO WANTS TO GRAB AHOLD OF RANDY

497. WHEN HE'S JUST IN HIS UNDERWEAR?

498. THEN THERE'S JUST THAT ONE PIECE OF FABRIC

499. SEPARATING YOU FROM HIS— FROM HIS PACKAGE.

500. 'CAUSE I MEAN, WHEN HE HAS HIS PANTS ON,

501. HE CAN ONLY GET HIS LEGS SO FAR APART,

502. AND HE'S—DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH BALANCE.

503. BUT WHEN HE'S IN HIS UNDERWEAR,

504. YOU KNOW, HE CAN GET LIKE A FOOTBALL PLAYER,

505. AND HE'S HARD TO KNOCK OVER THEN.

506. BIG COAGULATED GRAVY HOT DOG BUN BASTARD.

507. - YOU'RE NOT EVICTING ME. I'M LEAVING.

508. YOU HEAR ME, BUDDY? YOU THINK I WANT TO STAY HERE.

509. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES A PARK GREAT BUDDY?

510. IT'S THE PEOPLE.

511. YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE THIS WAY, PAL.

512. I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE.

513. YOU'RE GOING TO TURN SUNNYVALE INTO SHITTYVALE,

514. YOU AND FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN, YOU HEAR ME?

515. - I MEAN, I DON'T AGREE WITH KICKING RAY OUT OF THE PARK.

516. I MEAN, I DO SEE THE POINT THAT THE TRAILER PARK HAS HERE

517. THAT, YOU KNOW, RAY DOESN'T PAY LOT FEES,

518. AND HE LIVES IN A OLD RIG SLEEPER THERE.

519. HE'S BASICALLY A SQUATTER,

520. AND HE DOES THROW A LOT OF PISS JUGS AROUND.

521. NOBODY ENJOYS THOSE.

522. - YOU KNOW SOMETHING, BUDDY?

523. OH, FUCK, THAT'S GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

524. I'M GOING TO A MUCH BETTER PLACE THAN THIS ANYWAY.

525. YOU KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT.

526. IT'S CLOSE TO HOSPITALS, CHURCHES, THE L.C.

527. IT'S LUXURY BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, PAL.

528. YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU'VE DONE OKAY FOR YOURSELF, DON'T YA?

529. YEAH, GO CLIMBING THE SOCIAL LADDER.

530. GONE FROM DRUNK MALE PROSTITUTE

531. TO ASSOCIATE TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR.

532. - YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, RANDY.

533. - WAY TO GO, MR. AMBITIOUS!

534. - RANDY! - FRIG OFF, RANDY!

535. - WHEN MY DAD GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PARK,

536. I WAS REALLY PISSED OFF, BUT I TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT,

537. AND HE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL WITH THE WHOLE IDEA.

538. I GOT A TRUCK COMING TO GET

539. HIS RIG SLEEPER AND ALL OF HIS STUFF.

540. AND I GUESS HE FOUND THIS GREAT PLACE,

541. LOTS OF NATURE AND ANIMALS RUNNING AROUND

542. AND A LOT OF OPEN SPACE.

543. AND HE SAYS HE'S GOT FREE CABLE,

544. EVERYTHING'S INCLUDED WITH HIS RENT,

545. AND HIS RENT'S REALLY CHEAP, I GUESS.

546. AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK IT OUT,

547. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOT

548. A REALLY, REALLY NICE PLACE TO LIVE.

549. THAT FEELS PRETTY LEVEL, DAD. - THINK THAT'S GOT IT, BUDDY.

550. LISTEN, THANKS FOR THE TOW. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

551. - NO PROBLEM.

552. YOU SURE YOU WON'T COME BACK TO THE PARK?

553. - NO, NOT AS LONG AS THOSE TWO DICKS ARE THERE.

554. LAHEY AND RANDY RUNNING THE PLACE,

555. I'M NEVER COMING BACK, RICK.

556. - ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GOTTA TAKE OFF.

557. - OKAY, BUDDY.

558. - YOU OKAY? - YUP, FINE.

559. LISTEN, RICKY.

560. DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M LIVING AT THE DUMP, OKAY?

561. - YOU GOT IT, DAD.