1. - Hey, Rand, I got the kayaks,
man. C'mon, let's go.
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2. - Ssst! Phil, keep it down
C'mere.
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3. Listen, I can't leave.
I can't go kayaking today.
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4. Mr. Lahey, he's talking
about liquor and stuff.
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5. I just can't leave him alone
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6. I've never kayaked, Phil.
I don't know anything about it
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7. - Oh, c'mon, I can show yo
u the basics here on the lawn.
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8. Nothing to it.
C'mon, you and me.
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9. See, you're getting
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10. - Yeah, it seems
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11. - Randy,
I gotta ask you something.
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12. What is it about Jimmy
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13. - Well, Mr. Lahey loves liquor
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14. Hasn't had a drink
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15. but he's been talking lately
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16. about how much he likes
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17. getting drunk, the smell of it
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18. I'm just worried he's gonn
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19. - You should get
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20. They really work for a fella
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21. - Duck, Phil! Bottle kids!
- Ah!
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22. - Jesus Christ!
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23. Stop throwing
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24. Stop throwing them!
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25. Ow! Oh, my gut!
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26. - How do you like them now
, Hamburglar!
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27. - I'm friggin telling!
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28. - Everybody's saying
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29. , especially my old man,
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30. , and I do feel bad his traile
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31. but maybe if my dad
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32. weren't out getting lap dances
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33. getting drunk, the whole thing
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35. - Oh, well, you know,
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36. things aren't too bad,
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37. Sure, it could be better,
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38. , God takes care of the
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39. he's gonna take care
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40. That's what God's like.
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41. I have God to thank
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42. - Hey, Dad.
- Hey, buddy.
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43. - Cooking some bacon
for ya, buddy.
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44. - Smells good, buddy.
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45. u
- There's only three piece s left, but I'll give it to yo
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46. as long as I can have
the grease.
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47. - You can have the grease.
- Cool.
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48. Bacon frying
and the sparrows chirping, Rick.
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49. It's all about the bacon
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50. - What the fuck
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51. - Talking about the sparrows
Sparrows in the bible, buddy
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52. You know,
nothing to worry about.
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53. I'm not worried.
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54. My trailer's burned down.
The sparrows aren't worried.
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55. Nobody's worried.
- Sparrows are stupid, Dad
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56. They don't give a fuck
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57. - Exactly my point, Rick.
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58. Maybe God forgives you
for burning down my trailer.
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59. That's the point
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60. - Does old Goddy-boy forgive you
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61. for getting lap dances
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62. - What's your point, Rick?
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63. There's nothing wrong with VLT
s and getting drunk.
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64. - You want some fucking baco
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65. - Yes, Rick, I do.
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66. Rick, there's another point.
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67. for the bacon
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68. 'cause where do you think
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69. - From a cow.
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70. - 'Morning, Ray.
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71. - Julian.
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72. - Couldn't get a splash of rum
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73. - No, I don't think so, buddy.
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74. - Give him a fucking break
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75. Don't you think
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76. Look at this fucking place
- We?
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77. What are you talking about, we
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78. - Yes, can I order...
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79. pancakes, please?
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80. With syrup...
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81. and butter,
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82. bacon...
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83. hash browns...
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84. toasts with butter.
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85. Ah, fuck.
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86. That was gonna be delicious.
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87. - Hey, Bubs.
- Hey, Ricky.
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88. Holy fuck,
that bacon smells good.
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89. Is there any extra?
- Only a few pieces Bub.
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90. I gave it to, uh,
gave it to the old man.
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91. I'm doing bread heels in grease.
It's pretty good.
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92. You want half?
- Of an old bread heel?
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93. - Yeah, just dip it
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94. It's fucking awesome.
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95. - You do it too.
- Yeah.
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96. - You're not tricking me,
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97. - It's kind of fucking dry
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98. Have you anything to drink
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99. - There's a little bit lef
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100. You still pissed off?
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101. - Well...
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102. kind of.
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103. - Yup, giving up liquor
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104. was the hardest thing
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105. But the clarity
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106. makes it all worthwhile.
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107. I can honestly say
I will never drink again.
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108. Ever.
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109. - I can't believe Trinity'
s throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey.
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110. - Shit apple.
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111. - Time for your meds, buddy.
Take two.
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112. - I'm not taking those anymore
, Ran-Ran-Bo-Bandy.
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113. I don't need 'em.
They make me sleepy.
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114. - Well, you gotta take them,
Mr. Lahey.
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115. You don't wanna get back
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116. Remember what that was like?
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117. Well,
it's a little bit stressful.
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118. I mean, Mr. Lahey's
been doing really good.
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119. Uh, he hasn't had a drink
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120. since the day
he tried to kill Ricky,
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121. and he had about 49 drinks
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122. But lately, you know,
he's been talking about liquor
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123. and calling me Bo-Bandy,
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124. which he normally only doe
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125. So just the thought
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126. it scares the shit out of me
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127. - Ah, Bubbles, push it.
- Come on, Ray.
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128. You don't use your arms
anymore, either?
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129. - Well, you're pushing me there,
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130. That's good, that's good.
- Dad!
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131. Dad, I wanna borrow the car!
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132. Where's the clearing stick
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133. - Just on the hood there,
sweetie.
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134. You have to give it
lots of gas, alright?
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135. It's still stalling quite a bit.
- Thanks.
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136. - Isn't that precious?
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137. - Ricky. Rick, Rick, Rick.
What is your problem, man?
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138. She's just a kid.
Don't let her drive the car.
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139. - She's driving it
around the park.
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140. - It's none of your business
, is it, Julian?
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141. - It's not a big deal. My mu
m used to let me drive the mower
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142. and the car around the par
k before I was seven.
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143. - Yeah, and your mum's
fucked in the head, Rick.
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144. - Hey! You watch
what you say about Tammy.
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145. - Oh, you just think
you're so big, don't you?
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146. You and your precious books,
Julian.
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147. - What's wrong
with reading books Ray? Huh?
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148. I'm bettering myself here.
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149. You should probably
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150. - What are you talking about
? - Stop it, would you?
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151. - I'm out of here, boys.
I'm out of here.
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152. - Dad, don't worry about it.
- No, I'm going.
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153. I'm going, boys.
- Thanks for the drink, Ray.
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154. - Oh, you're welcome, Julian
I was gonna give you a drink
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155. until you got
all frickity-fucky on us.
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156. - You know what?
- Don't give him a drink.
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157. - You know what?
I am gonna give you a drink.
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158. You know why?
'Cause the bible says share.
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159. Julian, the guy in the chair
shares even with guys
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160. he doesn't wanna be around
- Thanks, Ray.
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161. - No, you're welcome, Julian
Take it and enjoy.
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162. - Don't leave the park, sweetie.
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163. Can't believe you took
my last dad's drink, Julian.
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164. You're fucked.
- Would you just fuck off?
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165. - You fuck off.
- No, you fuck off.
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166. - Why don't you suck my cock
? - Why don'tyousuck it?
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167. - Boys!
- Suck it first!
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168. - Boys! Listen to yourselves
! You know what?
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169. You guys never used to say
fuck off and suck this and -
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170. - Fuck.
- I don't care
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171. for any of this.
I'm going home.
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172. And I'm having fun today.
- Bubs, Bubs, Bubs.
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173. C'mon, man. C'mon.
- Julian!
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174. - Let's have some fun today.
C'mon, buddy.
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175. - Put me down!
- Get up here.
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176. - Put me down!
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177. - Listen, buddy. I fucked up
and I wanna make it up to you.
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178. So whatever you wanna do today
, we're gonna do it.
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179. - Anything?
- Yeah, whatever you want.
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180. - How about we get
a badminton set?
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181. Remember how fun
badminton was in prison?
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182. - To be honest,
I fucking hate bagmington.
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183. I played it in jail 'cause now
you can't smoke in jail,
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184. which is fucked, and to ge
t your mind off smoking,
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185. you basically play sports.
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186. - Let's go to the mall and get
a badminton set then, boys
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187. - Badminton!
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188. - Trinity! What the hell
are you doing driving this car
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189. - Chill!
- Did your father tell you
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190. you could drive?
Trinity, stop the car right now!
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191. Trinity, I'm impounding
this vehicle!
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192. Stop the car right now!
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193. - It's okay, Mr. Lahey!
- Randy, d'you see that?
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194. Goddamn shit apple
driving a shit mobile.
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195. What kind of a father
lets his daughter do that?
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196. Nobody in this goddamn par
k gives a fuck!
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197. Why the hell should I?
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198. d
- Mr. Lahey, you know you've been doing really goo
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199. with the quitting -
the-drinking-habit thing,
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200. but you been talking about I
tall the time lately,
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201. so you know what I think?
- What do you think, Randy
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202. - Well, I just never, ever wan
t you to drink again, Mr. Lahey,
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203. so I got these really good
hypnosis tapes.
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204. - Randy, how many times
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205. do I have to goddamn tell yo
u I'm sober?
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206. Who cares if I mention drinkin
g once in a while, huh?
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207. I can't ignore an elephant
in a room, now can I?
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208. I used to drink, Randy.
Yes, I used to drink
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209. and I can't do anything
about that.
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210. But I got the shit monkey
off my back for good.
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211. - Well, I thought you just might
want to give them a try -
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212. - Do I ask you to listen to Stop
Eating Cheeseburger tapes now?
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213. Do I? No, I don't. You know why?
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214. I don't fucking drink anymore,
end of story.
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215. - I'm just trying to help.
Mr. Lahey. Whatever!
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216. - Randy.
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217. Listen, boy, I'm sorry
I jumped on you like that.
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218. If it makes you feel any better,
I'll, uh, I'll give them a go.
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219. - Well, it would.
Let's go. Right now.
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220. I'll get it cued, Mr. Lahey.
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221. - Come on, boys.
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222. - There's gotta be
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223. around here somewhere.
- A what?
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224. - Paging system. Bingo.
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225. You wanna have some fun, buddy
? Check this out.
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226. - Ah, Ricky, no, no, no, no, no.
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227. - What are they gonna do,
kick me out?
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228. Mr. Lahey and Randy
to the Fuck Off Department
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229. Mr. Lahey and Randy
to the Fuck Off Department
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230. And hurry the fuck up.
Thank you.
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231. - Boys, let's just find
a badminton set -
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232. - Come on, Julian!
- We're gonna get kicked out
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233. - Just let me do one more.
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234. - Alright. Come on.
- Holy fuck, boys, look at that!
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235. - What is it?
- Holy fuck!
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236. - What the fuck is it?
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237. - That is a fully functional
rocket kit.
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238. - No way.
- That's what that is.
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239. I didn't know
they sold these around here.
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240. Julian, fuck the badminton set
Let's get this baby.
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241. - So will that go to the moo
n and stuff?
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242. - Bubs, Bubs, Bubs,
it's 100 bucks, man.
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243. Where are we gonna get that?
- Ah, for fucksakes.
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244. - Don't worry about it.
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245. I'll tell you, we're gonna
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246. What's $99.99
plus the taxes stuff?
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247. Seventy-five? Seventy-eight?
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248. - No, Ricky, it's $114.98.
- Just a sec.
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249. - What are you doing Rick?
- ... 14.98...
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250. Ricky? Rick, Rick,
Rick, Rick. Rick!
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251. - Look, this works
every time, okay?
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252. You guys just meet me in the car
and I'll take care of it.
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253. Get Bubbles a fucking rocket
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254. - He said it, Julian.
- Hurry up to the car, guys.
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255. (muffled voices and knocking
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256. Julian?
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257. There's somebody in the trunk!
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258. - What the fuck are you guys
doing in there?
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259. - Dude, man, cleaning your car
and we kind of got locked in
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260. - You guys locked yourself
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261. when you were cleaning my car,
didn't ya?
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262. - You got it.
- That's not smart, boys.
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263. - Boys, boys, boys, mall cops!
Mall cops!
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264. - For fucksakes, Ricky.
- What do you think
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265. you're doing with that?
D'you pay for that?
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266. - Yeah.
- Give it to me.
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267. - I bought that two weeks ago.
- Where's the receipt?
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268. - Let's go.
We have to have a talk.
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269. - We'll talk in your office.
That's alright.
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270. I don't know
these two guys right here,
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271. but I'm sure
they're pretty much responsible.
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272. - Get those two in the back.
Let's go.
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273. Bring them in here, let's go
Have a seat, boys.
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274. - I wanna press charges,
for the front door out there
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275. It's dangerous
and I could've been killed -
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276. - You can press charges
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277. They're on their way.
- We don't need to call them
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278. - You guys are smarter tha
n real cops. You're mall cops.
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279. Why do we need real cops?
Misunderstanding.
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280. I went out to the car
with the rocket.
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281. These guys were supposed to pa
y for it. I gave them a cheque
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282. It's probably in their pockets
Just check 'em.
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283. - Which guys?
- It's probably that guy
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284. with the Ronnie shirt on there
- Mordecai, Horatio,
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285. you wanna check their pockets,
see what they got?
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286. - That's my gum, out of my car
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287. That's my fucking comb!
What are you guys doing?
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288. You trying to rip me off
to buy drugs?
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289. a There's the cheque right there
I bet they were fucking gonn
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290. cash that in for drugs too
, weren't you?
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291. - It's for the amount
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292. - Yeah, with tax.
Made out to the store.
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293. I'm not gonna lie to you here.
I used to be a mall cop.
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294. That fake-cheque trick
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295. Basically, you figure out
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296. just fill in one of
the old man's cheques like this.
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297. That way if you get caught, just
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298. Mall cops are really dumb
compared to real cops.
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299. And worst-case Ontario,
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300. you cancel the cheque.
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301. You never have to pay.
It's awesome.
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302. - Alright, listen, I guess
we got mixed up there.
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303. I'm sorry about that, boys
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304. You know, I apologize.
- Well, nice to meet you.
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305. - Alright. Take care.
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306. Actually, you guys
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307. - No. Dude, man, do something.
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308. - You shouldn't have tried
to fucking rip me off.
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309. - You guys fucked up big-time.
Listen, trust me, you fucked up.
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310. - Thanks, Julian.
- Sit down, guys.
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311. Alright, I'm gonna have
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312. - Uh, I'm Corey Lahey.
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313. - Um, Trevor Lahey.
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314. - Are those your real names,
boys?
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315. - Yessir.
- Are they really?
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316. - No. I'm Trevor
and he's Corey. We were lying.
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317. And deeper...
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318. Every nerve...
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319. every muscle is relaxing now
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320. From the bottom of your feet
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321. - How do you feel, Mr. Lahey
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322. - I feel great, Randy.
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323. I'm really impressed.
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324. The tape really does work!
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325. I don't feel
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326. Randy...
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327. what do you say, boy,
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328. we go outside and make Sunnyvale
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329. What do you think?
- Sounds real good.
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330. - I'm rolling a fucking huge
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331. It's gonna be awesome.
- I can't wait
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332. to fucking get that thing going.
- Get out of the way, idiots
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333. - What's he smiling about?
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334. - Rick, grab me a couple
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335. - Bubbles, you got any glasses
? - Probably, Ricky, in the shed
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336. - Get that thing
all ready to go, buddy.
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337. - Holy fuck!
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338. What's it say, Ricky?
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339. - It's basically
how we put it together, I guess.
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340. Be careful and stuff.
- Jesus, look at that!
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341. What's this?
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342. Holy fuck, a spacesuit.
- Wow.
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343. - Ah! DE-CENT!
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344. No way! Fucking decnals, man
! Check those out!
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345. - Boys, drink.
- Awesome!
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346. Well, let's make a toast, boys
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347. - This is a good time.
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348. I'm gonna go
put my spacesuit on, boys.
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349. And then let's get this
dirty cocksucker in the air!
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350. Boys? Check her out!
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351. - Ah, man, that is fucking cool.
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352. Nice decnals.
- I know.
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353. Look at my spacesuit, too.
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354. - Can I put it on the launch pad
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355. - Alright!
- Bubbles, are you sure
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356. we gotta play Space here?
This is kind of silly.
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357. - C'mon, Ricky! Look at this
! This is awesome!
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358. Mission control,
this is Commander Bubbles.
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359. I'm getting an MPS warning light
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360. on the link-monitor
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361. I'm requesting
reallocation of main arm fire,
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362. through CDS at Level 6.
Please advise.
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363. - Copy that, Commander.
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364. Reallocating there,
Commander Bubbles.
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365. - Try some, Ricky.
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366. - Breaker, Breaker, come in.
This is Rocket Ship 27.
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367. r Aliens fucked over the
carbunator in engine fou
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368. and I'm trying to refuckulate it
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369. Hopefully you got
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370. How's that, buddy?
I don't fucking know.
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371. - Ricky, that's not very good.
Use space words.
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372. Real ones.
Not talking about space weed
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373. - These, uh, power rockets
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374. They got lasers,
they're shooting and, uh..
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375. Bubbles,
I can't fucking do this.
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376. My brain doesn't work
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377. I hate playing Space.
- Julian, make him do it right
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378. - Let me do the talking,
Mr. Lahey.
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379. - Alright, Randy.
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380. - Hey, boys.
We got a complaint
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381. that someone's
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382. playing Space
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383. - Yeah, us.
I'm fucking stoned right now
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384. You got a problem with that?
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385. - Listen, we don't wanna cause
any shit here, boys.
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386. As a matter of fact,
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387. I've been thinking about shi
t a lot less these days.
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388. Seeing as how I stepped in
so much over the last few years.
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389. I'm sick of shit, boys.
Sick of shit.
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390. - Is that right?
- Yeah.
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391. And I just wanna reiterate tha
t I quit drinking permanently.
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392. It's all part of my plan
to get along better
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393. with everyone in the park.
Including you, Rick.
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394. Booze free for weeks, boys
It feels great.
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395. - Ah, you quit drinking,
have you, Jimmy?
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396. He comes down here today
and, uh...
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397. doing the old
"I'm innocent" thing,
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398. "I'm a changed man"
kind of thing and, uh,
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399. he came down here
for one reason
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400. and that was to ruin the day
for the boys.
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401. - Do you guys wanna stay
and watch?
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402. You wanna see a rocket go,
Randy?
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403. - Does it really launch?
- Does it really launch?
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404. Does the Tin Man
have a sheet-metal cock?
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405. Look at this thing!
Goes up about 2,000 feet,
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406. nose cone blows off,
chute comes out.
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407. It's fucking awesome!
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408. - Remember when you helped
daddy steal a car battery?
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409. It's kinda like the same thing
Just put this thing on here,
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410. this one on there.
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411. - Jeez, I'm thirsty.
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412. Can I have a drink of wate
r from your bottle there, Jimmy?
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413. - Leave Mr. Lahey alone, Ray
Get your own water.
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414. - No, I want
some of Jimmy's water.
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415. That's the kind that gets
you fucking drunk,
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416. isn't that right, Jimmy?
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417. He walks around the park,
he's got the bottle of water
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418. Everybody thinks it's water,
but it's vodka.
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419. Oldest trick in the book.
I think he learned that from me.
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420. I was doing that when I was,
you know, 20, 30 years ago
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421. Trying to hide it from Tammy
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422. t
- Can you guys argue about who's drunk and who's no
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423. away from my daughter?
Please.
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424. - Ray. Ray, you're nothing
but a drunk faking a disability,
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425. 'cause you got nothing better to
do than to bother decent people,
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426. 'cause your own life's
a big pile of burning shit
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427. - Is that right?
Randy, why not ask Jim
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428. where he's been
the past few nights
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429. between 3 and 5 and 9 to 11:15
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430. Go ahead,
ask him where he goes.
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431. - He's playing bridge
down at the hospital, Ray.
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432. ,
- Bridge, my arse. He's going to the strip club
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433. getting drunk every night
telling everybody
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434. he's off the booze.
You know why, Randy?
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435. Jim Lahey's a fucking
drunk and he always will be.
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436. - Okay, boys, here we go.
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437. Blast shields down.
The engine is a go!
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438. - Give me a drink.
- Randy, let it go, Randy.
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439. - It's vodka
- 131-proof, straight up.
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440. I'm fucking wasted.
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441. - Jesus!
Fuck, did you see that, Ricky?
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442. Julian?
- Bubs, that was amazing!
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443. - My God.
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444. - Randy, where are you going
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445. - Downtown for a cheeseburger,
Mr. Lahey.
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446. - Congratulations Julian.
You were right all the time.
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447. I was drunk
in the mental hospital
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448. and I've been drunk ever since
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449. This can either end
one of two ways, boys.
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450. Either you, you and you,
who are all drunk,
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451. are going to jail,
or I am going back
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452. to the mental hospital.
P.S. I'm not going back there.
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453. - There it is!
There's the rocket!
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454. - You just opened
Pandora's shit box, Ray.
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455. - Fuck, Lahey! Omigod!
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456. What are you doing?
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457. - Oh, fuck!
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458. It's crushed!
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459. - Sonofabitch.
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460. - Hey, Randy. Listen,
I really did give up liquor.
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461. Honest.
- No, you didn't, Mr. Lahey.
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462. Why wouldn't you just tell me?
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463. - Shit snares, Randy.
Shit snares.
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464. All this time, trying to sto
p the boys from breaking the law
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465. when I should've been
encouraging it.
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466. The liquor makes me
see it clearly, Randy.
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467. Julian's the leader.
All he needs to do
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468. is be pointed in a direction
, he'll go there.
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469. He'll go right
into my shit snare, Randy.
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470. Listen, liquor makes me
see it clear, Rand,
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471. and I didn't want you
to blow my cover.
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472. I'm sorry if I let you down.
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473. - You didn't let me down,
Mr. Lahey.
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474. - Is this some kind of test?
- No.
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475. I hate those guys, Mr. Lahey
Let's fucking get 'em. Here.
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