1. - Look at all this trampled!
- All right, calm down.Copy !req
2. Look at all the weed
that's fucking ruined!Copy !req
3. Look at this, boys.
This is fucking snapped.Copy !req
4. These are all fucking trampled.Copy !req
5. There's a goddamned fucking road
running through here.Copy !req
6. Everything was going
so fucking good.Copy !req
7. Like, all the plants were growing.Copy !req
8. We planted all four fields.Copy !req
9. They're growing a lot bigger
than I expected.Copy !req
10. But, no, something
had to fuck it up,Copy !req
11. and now I've got weed being crushedCopy !req
12. and plants snapped off.Copy !req
13. And something or something
is fucking around hereCopy !req
14. and it's pissing me off.Copy !req
15. Somebody is definitely fucking
with our weed.Copy !req
16. Or something is.Copy !req
17. Here, boys.
Potato guns.Copy !req
18. You just spray hairspray
in the bottom thereCopy !req
19. and then hit it
with these barbeque lightersCopy !req
20. and a fucking potato
will shot out of thereCopy !req
21. about 400 miles an hour.Copy !req
22. Here's the hairspray, boys.
These are the lighters, okay?Copy !req
23. And be careful,
'cause they really fucking hurt.Copy !req
24. I shot myself in the face
by accident one time.Copy !req
25. Come on, man.
Why don't we got real gun?Copy !req
26. Do you want to go to jail?
Don't screw this up, Cory.Copy !req
27. - Geez!
- Don't fuck this up, boys.Copy !req
28. - Yo, we got this.
- You're making me look bad.Copy !req
29. Are you guys fucked in the head?Copy !req
30. We're over here.
Take off the blindfolds.Copy !req
31. And don't fuck those up.
They're my hockey socks.Copy !req
32. Trevor, hands down.Copy !req
33. Listen.Copy !req
34. - What the fuck is that?
- Listen.Copy !req
35. Holy fuck, boys,
what if it's a samsquantch?Copy !req
36. It could be.
They don't exist, bubbles.Copy !req
37. Julian, you try telling that
to all the peopleCopy !req
38. that got eaten by
the dirty bastards.Copy !req
39. Boys, I'll tell you who it is.
It's probably fucking lahey.Copy !req
40. God, I hope it's not a samsquantch.Copy !req
41. Fuck, I hate those bastards.Copy !req
42. Holy shit! Holy fuck!
Get the fuck off!Copy !req
43. Ow! Fuck! Ow!Copy !req
44. Help me, Cory!
Jesus, fuck!Copy !req
45. Ow, fuck! I'm fucking shot,
you idiots!Copy !req
46. Fuck!Copy !req
47. You all right, man?Copy !req
48. Fuck, something's got them!Copy !req
49. - Come on, get up.
- Boys!Copy !req
50. What the fuck's going on over there?Copy !req
51. Boys, what was it?Copy !req
52. Man, I don't fucking know.Copy !req
53. Oh, my god, boys.Copy !req
54. We are officially dealing
with a fucking samsquantch.Copy !req
55. It's probably a fucking ten-footer,Copy !req
56. by the looks of that stuff.Copy !req
57. Could somebody check and
see if my back's cut up, please?Copy !req
58. Turn around.Copy !req
59. - Holy shit, dude.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. He'll be okay.Copy !req
60. Can we get the fuck out
of here, please?Copy !req
61. We should probably get these
guys to the hospital anyway.Copy !req
62. - Boys, no fucking way, man.
- Come on, Ricky, I'm scared.Copy !req
63. We gotta leave these guys here
to protect the weed plant.Copy !req
64. No, no, no.
These guys are hurt, Ricky.Copy !req
65. We're taking them back to the park.Copy !req
66. We gotta regroup and figure out
what the hell that thing was.Copy !req
67. I'll tell you right now,Copy !req
68. they're not getting
in my fucking car.Copy !req
69. They're bleeding.
Come on.Copy !req
70. Blood doesn't come out, boys.Copy !req
71. You're not fucking
getting in my car.Copy !req
72. Here, Ricky, give me the chips.Copy !req
73. Hold this, Julian.Copy !req
74. Here.Copy !req
75. Here.
Ow! Fuck, bubbles.Copy !req
76. They're salt-and-vinegar.
Ow, what are you doing?Copy !req
77. - Bandages.
- You know what?Copy !req
78. All you guys do now is complain.Copy !req
79. I'm gonna start calling you
"little complain-y twins."Copy !req
80. How would you like that?Copy !req
81. We're not that hurt, Ricky.Copy !req
82. We can probably finish
the shift if you want.Copy !req
83. We can go back to work.
Let's go, Cory.Copy !req
84. Oh, no, boys, let's go.
We'll get you fixed up.Copy !req
85. You're gonna fucking bleed
to death. Come on.Copy !req
86. Fuck, boys, the lights are on.
She's probably fucking awake.Copy !req
87. She's gonna be wild, Rick.Copy !req
88. - I did try. I tried—
- shhh!Copy !req
89. - Ow! Oh, that's awful.
- Guys, listen to me—Copy !req
90. where the fuck have you guys been?Copy !req
91. You guys are gonna have to
work in the morning, all right?Copy !req
92. Holy fuck. What happened to
you guys? What'd you do, Ricky?Copy !req
93. Nothing. You know what?Copy !req
94. We found these guys drunk
in a ditch.Copy !req
95. They were on drugs,
beating each other up.Copy !req
96. As a friend, I brought them home
so they didn't hurt each other.Copy !req
97. They'll tell you some other lies,Copy !req
98. but that's what happened.Copy !req
99. - That's bullshit, Ricky.
- Trevor, smokes, let's go.Copy !req
100. - Trevor, don't you dare.
- Trevor, let's go.Copy !req
101. Let's go.Copy !req
102. I only have one left.
I wanna save it for the morning.Copy !req
103. - Trevor, give me the smoke.
- Give me that fucking smoke.Copy !req
104. Let's go.Copy !req
105. You know what, Ricky?Copy !req
106. I know you didn't find them
drunk in a ditch somewhere.Copy !req
107. You took them out,
and you fucked them over again.Copy !req
108. Do you know these guys
talk about how cool you areCopy !req
109. all the fucking time?Copy !req
110. They worship the fucking ground
you walk on,Copy !req
111. and you treat them like shit.Copy !req
112. You should try being nice
to them for a change.Copy !req
113. - We love you, Ricky.
- Hands down, you guys.Copy !req
114. Trevor, let's go, light.Copy !req
115. You want to get into
this respect bullshit, okay,Copy !req
116. I'm willing to give these
two guys the responsibilityCopy !req
117. of protecting the most important
thing in my life right now.Copy !req
118. That's big-time respect and trust.Copy !req
119. I'm gonna pay them
four bucks an hour.Copy !req
120. You don't get it, Julian.Copy !req
121. I'm gonna take them inside
and get them cleaned upCopy !req
122. and you guys
can get the fuck out of hereCopy !req
123. and take care of your own
little fucking dope plants.Copy !req
124. Cory and Trevor,
inside right now. Go!Copy !req
125. I wouldn't mind making
four bucks an hour, Sarah.Copy !req
126. We'd love to hang out with you
guys and hire you,Copy !req
127. but apparently it's clear to see
who makes the pants here.Copy !req
128. Sarah, they wanna hang out
with us. Please.Copy !req
129. Inside, right now.
Right now. Go!Copy !req
130. What about tomorrow?
Can we have them tomorrow?Copy !req
131. No. You can't ever have
them again, Ricky.Copy !req
132. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
133. - Go fuck myself?
- Sorry, Sarah.Copy !req
134. Cory, we'll pick you guys
up in the morning, all right?Copy !req
135. She is pissed.Copy !req
136. What the fuck did they do to you?Copy !req
137. Boys, we gotta figure out
what the fuck that thing wasCopy !req
138. and deal with this dope problem.Copy !req
139. We're not gonna have
enough money to buy the parkCopy !req
140. if this keeps happening, boys.Copy !req
141. - Look. Look.
- We're fucked.Copy !req
142. I figured it out, man.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
143. I'm gonna get a tent,Copy !req
144. and I'm gonna go fucking camp
in that field.Copy !req
145. Five, ten guns.
A big bag of dope.Copy !req
146. I'm gonna fucking take care of it.Copy !req
147. I'm going to that field and one
of us isn't coming out alive.Copy !req
148. It's not gonna be me.Copy !req
149. It's gonna be that fucking
whatever-it-isCopy !req
150. no guns, Ricky.Copy !req
151. Go to bed, all right?Copy !req
152. We've gotta get up early tomorrow.Copy !req
153. Ricky, will you hang out
with me in my shed for a bit.Copy !req
154. - Got any food?
- I got bologna.Copy !req
155. Julian, you want a bologna sandwich?Copy !req
156. Slow-fry bologna?Copy !req
157. - I'll take one sandwich.
- Hang out with me for a bit.Copy !req
158. Yeah, since, uh,Copy !req
159. Randy and I have been back
in charge,Copy !req
160. we've been making great strides
at collecting the back rentCopy !req
161. and beautifying sunnyvale.Copy !req
162. Now Barb says that Ricky
and the jackass trioCopy !req
163. are threatening to take it all away.Copy !req
164. Those idiots won't be buying
anything except a one-way ticketCopy !req
165. back to con college,Copy !req
166. and they'll be on full
scholarship when they get there.Copy !req
167. Ricky, check this out.Copy !req
168. It's some kind of a nest
or a bed or something, man.Copy !req
169. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
170. Julian, I've been watching
the crocodile hunter, man,Copy !req
171. and it shouldn't be that fucking
hard to catch this thing.Copy !req
172. Boys, come here.
Look what I found!Copy !req
173. Here's where the big
son of a whore's beenCopy !req
174. fucking running out of the field.Copy !req
175. Holy fuck!
Look at all the fucking weed.Copy !req
176. Bubbles, hold the binoculars.Copy !req
177. If this thing is down there,
Julian, I want you to shoot him.Copy !req
178. I'm gonna jump on top
of the cocksucker with the netCopy !req
179. and we're gonna have to beat himCopy !req
180. with every fucking thing we got.Copy !req
181. I could need some help
from you dicks, all right.Copy !req
182. You hear that there,
Mr. microphone man?Copy !req
183. If we get these thing down tonight,Copy !req
184. you fucking jump in and help us!Copy !req
185. Frickin' idiot.Copy !req
186. - Frig off, Ricky.
- Don't tell me to frig off.Copy !req
187. If he attacks you,
I'm not even gonna jump in.Copy !req
188. Boys, I slipped in poop!Copy !req
189. Bigfoot poop!Copy !req
190. Do I got bigfoot poop on me?Copy !req
191. For fuck's sakes.Copy !req
192. Holy shit, boys, don't move.Copy !req
193. So that's who's been eating
our weed.Copy !req
194. You little fuck.
Okay, you guys stay here.Copy !req
195. I'll throw a net on him,
put him in a headlock,Copy !req
196. and choke him out.Copy !req
197. Ricky, put the net down.Copy !req
198. You're not fucking choking him out.Copy !req
199. - Why?
- It's just a big kitty, boys.Copy !req
200. I can deal with this.
I know kitties.Copy !req
201. What if he has radies?Copy !req
202. Ricky, it's rabies, with a "b".Copy !req
203. Not radies.Copy !req
204. And he doesn't have rabies.Copy !req
205. He's been eating weed
for a fucking month.Copy !req
206. He's baked out
of his goddamned mind.Copy !req
207. I can tell just the way
he's standing there.Copy !req
208. He only did that to TrevorCopy !req
209. because he had that
leopard-print jacket on.Copy !req
210. See? H's just a big,
stoned, horny kittyCopy !req
211. with the munchies.Copy !req
212. Trevor was eating chips too.
Who's a good boy?Copy !req
213. Bubbles, we gotta get rid
of this fucking cat.Copy !req
214. Ricky, he's beautiful!
We're not getting rid of him.Copy !req
215. We're taking him back
to the trailer parkCopy !req
216. and putting him through rehab.
Come on, boy.Copy !req
217. Fuck.
Julian, this is fucked!Copy !req
218. Who's a good boy?Copy !req
219. You look kind of French,
with your little mustache.Copy !req
220. I'm gonna call you Steve French.Copy !req
221. That's a good name for you.
Who's a good boy?Copy !req
222. Steve French.Copy !req
223. Boys, we gotta get some food
into Steve French, I'd say,Copy !req
224. or he's gonna start
getting wild again.Copy !req
225. What do you got to eat in there,
Julian?Copy !req
226. - I've got some fajitas.
- Fajitas will work perfect.Copy !req
227. All we gotta do is grind up
a little bit of dopeCopy !req
228. and put it in with them to start
weaning him off the stuff.Copy !req
229. Get some dope out, Ricky.
Come on, I know you got some.Copy !req
230. I only got personal left, boys.Copy !req
231. I'm not giving him any fucking dope.Copy !req
232. Ricky, I know you got a bunch
in that caddie. Go grab some.Copy !req
233. Come on, Ricky, he needs dope,Copy !req
234. and he's just
a helpless little kitty.Copy !req
235. Aren't you?Copy !req
236. Bubbles, listen to me.Copy !req
237. This isn't a helpless little kitty,Copy !req
238. this is a dangerous fucking kitty.Copy !req
239. You know he's gotta go, right?Copy !req
240. Remember the saying,Copy !req
241. "if you love something,
set it free"?Copy !req
242. I know.
"If it comes back, it's yours.Copy !req
243. If it doesn't, it never was"Copy !req
244. I've heard it a thousand times,
but he needs our help right now,Copy !req
245. and the best thing to do is to
get some weed in the fajitas.Copy !req
246. Now, let's do it.
This is all I got left.Copy !req
247. And I'll tell you right now,
I'll give him some,Copy !req
248. but I'm eating half those fajitas.Copy !req
249. You hear me there, Steve,Copy !req
250. or whatever the fuck your name is?Copy !req
251. Steve French.Copy !req
252. Julian, don't let him eat
all the fajitas.Copy !req
253. They're for Steve French.Copy !req
254. Get your hands off the fajitas.Copy !req
255. I'm eating half of them!Copy !req
256. You hang on, okay, Steve French?Copy !req
257. Climb up there, hang outCopy !req
258. and give me two seconds,Copy !req
259. and I'll have a big plate
of weed-jitas for ya.Copy !req
260. Mr. lahey!Copy !req
261. There's— there's a tiger outside.Copy !req
262. It's eating—Copy !req
263. it ate my cheeseburgers!
Mr. lahey!Copy !req
264. Some kind of tiger.Copy !req
265. It attacked me.
It ate seven cheeseburgers!Copy !req
266. Randy, you set up this
elaborate charadeCopy !req
267. to cover eating seven cheeseburgers?Copy !req
268. You ate seven cheeseburgers?Copy !req
269. Randy, you promised me
this would never happen again.Copy !req
270. Mr. lahey,
I'm not lying about this.Copy !req
271. It was a great big tiger thing.Copy !req
272. And look, it puts it's teeth
right through the mustardCopy !req
273. and ate all the burgers!Copy !req
274. I'm not lying, Mr. lahey.Copy !req
275. - Tiger, huh?
- Steve French!Copy !req
276. Maybe those jerks have
something to do with this?Copy !req
277. Lahey, did you see anything
weird going on around here?Copy !req
278. Yeah, Randy just got attacked
by a tiger.Copy !req
279. That's right.
It ate seven burgers, Julian!Copy !req
280. - I'm calling the authorities.
- Lahey, think about that.Copy !req
281. You're gonna call George green
and tell him Randy got attackedCopy !req
282. by a tiger
that ate his cheeseburgers?Copy !req
283. Come on, it was probably Randy.
It wasn't.Copy !req
284. Randy, get a net.
I'm gonna get my bow.Copy !req
285. I'm gonna the bottom of this,
and you better not be behind it.Copy !req
286. Lahey, you're gonna look
like an idiot again. Fuck!Copy !req
287. Viagra?Copy !req
288. Julian, we found him.Copy !req
289. Well, lock him in your shed, bubblesCopy !req
290. he was down, fucking around
with Donny's garbageCopy !req
291. and then he pooped on the hood
of Mrs. Peterson's car.Copy !req
292. All right, you go lay down right
there, Steve French, okay?Copy !req
293. And I'll be right with you.Copy !req
294. You just have a nice nap.Copy !req
295. Close it up, Ricky.
Close it up, Julian.Copy !req
296. Boys, we gotta get some weed
into him, I'm telling you.Copy !req
297. Before we let him go.Copy !req
298. What the fuck are you guys doing?Copy !req
299. This is private fucking property!Copy !req
300. We know there's a fucking
animal in here, Ricky.Copy !req
301. Tracks lead right to shit town.
What the fuck's going on?Copy !req
302. What the hell are you talking
about, lahey, you idiot?Copy !req
303. Look, this is none
of your fucking business.Copy !req
304. You know what?Copy !req
305. We all know what's going on here.Copy !req
306. You're trying to fill my feet.Copy !req
307. Guess what, lahey,
you will never, ever beCopy !req
308. the fucking trailer park
supervisor I was.Copy !req
309. Got that?Copy !req
310. You're fucking losing it, bud.
You know what, Ricky?Copy !req
311. You already lost it.
It's gone, bud.Copy !req
312. Whatever it is, whatever you are.Copy !req
313. Gone.Copy !req
314. He who looks into the abyssCopy !req
315. realizes that there's nothing
looking back at him.Copy !req
316. They only thing he sees
is his own character, Ricky.Copy !req
317. You understand, bud?Copy !req
318. The abyss?
The shit abyss?Copy !req
319. Means deep stuff, Ricky.
You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
320. What does it mean, then, Randy, huh?Copy !req
321. What the fuck does it mean?
I understand it.Copy !req
322. Oh, you do, do you?
No, you don't.Copy !req
323. Because it's fucked.Copy !req
324. Because everything you assholes say,Copy !req
325. you fucking take from books.Copy !req
326. Guess what.Copy !req
327. I don't steal anything from books.Copy !req
328. You guys get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
329. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
330. I'm serious.
Fucking take your net with you.Copy !req
331. - Frig off, Ricky!
- Oh, we caught a little animal!Copy !req
332. Oh, there's a big fucking animal
in the trailer park!Copy !req
333. Fucking dicks.
Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
334. Shit abyss.Copy !req
335. I'm not a-scared
of the fucking shit abyss.Copy !req
336. Lahey's fucked.Copy !req
337. Yeah, well,
if lahey sees Steve FrenchCopy !req
338. and calls the department
of lands and forests,Copy !req
339. we're fucked, boys.Copy !req
340. What the fuck wouldCopy !req
341. the department of lands
and forests do?Copy !req
342. Did you see that tattoo
under Steve French's ear?Copy !req
343. - No.
- Well, there's one there,Copy !req
344. and they use it for tracking, Rick.Copy !req
345. They'll be able to track him
right back to our dope field.Copy !req
346. Cops, jail.
Fuck jail.Copy !req
347. I'm not going back to jail, Ricky.Copy !req
348. Not gonna happen, man.Copy !req
349. Julian, don't be dissing jail, man.Copy !req
350. We've had some good fucking
parties in there,Copy !req
351. and we got good friends in there.Copy !req
352. I mean, they fed you,
you used their gym.Copy !req
353. Come on, don't be dissing jail.Copy !req
354. It's not fucking cool.
Boys, boys, boys.Copy !req
355. Right now, we gotta find somewhereCopy !req
356. to put Steve French
for a little while.Copy !req
357. That's the task at hand.Copy !req
358. Oh, where j-roc
used to hide his skin mags.Copy !req
359. Come on, Steve French.Copy !req
360. I don't know, boys.Copy !req
361. He might get scared under there.Copy !req
362. He'll be fine, bubbles.Copy !req
363. It's just for an hour or so,Copy !req
364. until we can figure something out.Copy !req
365. You hide under there, Steve French,Copy !req
366. and we'll be back for you.Copy !req
367. All right, boys, I'll go rig
up one of my—Copy !req
368. holy—man, get him off me!Copy !req
369. J-roc?Copy !req
370. Who let that thing out of the zoo?Copy !req
371. J-roc?Copy !req
372. The fuck are you motherfuckers
doing here?Copy !req
373. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
374. Boys, calm down.
That's my kitty in there.Copy !req
375. You need to control
that motherfucker, man.Copy !req
376. - He won't hurt you. He's just—
- yeah, okay. A lion, yeah.Copy !req
377. I got a question.Copy !req
378. What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
379. Thought you were in jail.Copy !req
380. Motherfucker,
as far as you're concerned,Copy !req
381. I am in jail, know what I'm saying?Copy !req
382. My moms don't even know, yo.Copy !req
383. D.b.s, tell that man.Copy !req
384. He only got sentenced
to community service, man,Copy !req
385. and community service
does not sell records, man.Copy !req
386. All right, all right.
So let me get this straight.Copy !req
387. You're hiding
underneath the trailer,Copy !req
388. pretending you're in jail?Copy !req
389. I ain't pretending I'm in—Copy !req
390. a'ight, I am pretending I'm in jail.Copy !req
391. Know what I'm sayin'?
I had no idea. I thought-Copy !req
392. - don't tell nobody, though!Copy !req
393. Fuck the police.
Hos and heroes.Copy !req
394. You know what I'm sayin'?
My new record—Copy !req
395. boys, can we talk about
getting some weedCopy !req
396. maybe into Steve French
and calming him down?Copy !req
397. Bubbles, where the fuck
did you find a lion at, man?Copy !req
398. It's a long story.Copy !req
399. - I ain't going back there.
- Fuck that, man!Copy !req
400. Ah, fuck! He's gone!Copy !req
401. Trevor, what the hell
are you doing in our trailer?Copy !req
402. What are you doing?Copy !req
403. Holy shit!Copy !req
404. Trevor!Copy !req
405. Stop, drop, and roll, Trevor!Copy !req
406. That's for fire, Randy.Copy !req
407. Trevor, ball up, boy!Copy !req
408. Ball up!Copy !req
409. Make yourself as small as possible!Copy !req
410. Trevor, what the fuck
is going on here?Copy !req
411. I don't want to talk about it.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
412. Jesus, why does he have no pants on?Copy !req
413. Your tiger was chasing Trevor,Copy !req
414. and he went inside
the trailer to hide.Copy !req
415. Then he went that way.
Which way?Copy !req
416. Oh, my god.
Did he do things to Trevor?Copy !req
417. Yeah, he did, bubbles.
That's the last straw.Copy !req
418. I'm gonna call in the heavies.Copy !req
419. - Fuck.
- Mr. lahey, please.Copy !req
420. Can you please,
please, don't do that?Copy !req
421. This is a dangerous situation,
bubbles.Copy !req
422. I have no choice,Copy !req
423. but as trailer park supervisor,
to make the call.Copy !req
424. Fuck you, lahey,Copy !req
425. and your little trailer
park supervisor bullshit!Copy !req
426. You don't even know
what a fucking supervisor is.Copy !req
427. Randy, where is he?
He went that way, Ricky.Copy !req
428. Jim, Jim. Jim.
You sure you want to do that?Copy !req
429. Cause it'd be a real shame if
everybody in this trailer parkCopy !req
430. knew about those Viagra burgers.Copy !req
431. I'll tell Ricky.Copy !req
432. All right, Julian,Copy !req
433. you have two hours to get
the situation under control.Copy !req
434. Thanks, Jim.Copy !req
435. Steve French!Copy !req
436. Here kitty, kitty.
Steve French!Copy !req
437. Steve French!
Julian, this is fucked, man.Copy !req
438. We gotta deal with this.Copy !req
439. First it fucks over 50 grams
worth of dope,Copy !req
440. now it's fucking over the park.Copy !req
441. Ricky, we're getting that cat
out of here today.Copy !req
442. What's he eating?Copy !req
443. Steve French, there you are.Copy !req
444. One,
Steve French: Zero.Copy !req
445. Mm, Turkey and garbage juice.Copy !req
446. Steve French.Copy !req
447. Steve French, you just relax, okay?Copy !req
448. Who's a good boy?Copy !req
449. You go lay down.
Ah, fuck!Copy !req
450. - You go lay down.
- Listen, Sarah.Copy !req
451. You can hear him. He's in there,
that's who did it.Copy !req
452. Yeah, I hear him.
It's okay, Trevor.Copy !req
453. Ricky, you want to tell me
why there's a mountain lionCopy !req
454. trying to bang one of my boyfriends?Copy !req
455. - There isn't.
- Look, I can explain it all.Copy !req
456. I know he looks like
a big, ferocious, crazy thing.Copy !req
457. But he's not; He's just
a little kitty at heart,Copy !req
458. and he's mixed up
'cause he's hooked on the weed.Copy !req
459. Trevor, if you took this off,Copy !req
460. that has the leopard print on it,Copy !req
461. he probably wouldn't try
to do things to you.Copy !req
462. He wasn't trying to kill you.Copy !req
463. He just found you attractive,
probably,Copy !req
464. 'cause you do kind of have
a long, slender body.Copy !req
465. Fucked up again, Trevor.
Nice going.Copy !req
466. Let's go.
Fuck!Copy !req
467. Ricky, get this cat out of
here, or I'm pressing charges.Copy !req
468. There are kids that live here,
for god's sake.Copy !req
469. You know, children, family.Copy !req
470. I know what fucking kids are, Lucy.Copy !req
471. I'm a hell of a lot better fatherCopy !req
472. than you'll ever fucking be.Copy !req
473. You have no idea
how stupid you are, do you?Copy !req
474. Actually, yes, I do.Copy !req
475. All he needs is, like, 100, 125 tinsCopy !req
476. of really high-quality cat food,Copy !req
477. and that will distract him
from the weed.Copy !req
478. I promise.
He's not a bad kitty.Copy !req
479. Not that much weed, Ricky,
that's good.Copy !req
480. We're trying
to wean him off the stuff,Copy !req
481. not get him hooked on it.Copy !req
482. You can't get addicted to weed.Copy !req
483. You did a good thing here, buddy.Copy !req
484. I know. Look at him go.Copy !req
485. He doesn't need hardly any weed,Copy !req
486. and he's all calm.Copy !req
487. I could keep you forever.Copy !req
488. Bubbles, he's not a shed kitty.Copy !req
489. He belongs in the wild.
You know that.Copy !req
490. Yeah, bubbles, I mean, look,Copy !req
491. we'll just take him,
and we'll let him go free.Copy !req
492. Just like a little test.
And if he comes back,Copy !req
493. it forever was,
just like the saying.Copy !req
494. It's the best thing for him.Copy !req
495. I know.Copy !req
496. Well, we're gonna have to take
him to the other sideCopy !req
497. of the mountain to let him go then,Copy !req
498. and we'll just have to modify
one of my food dispensersCopy !req
499. to put a little less weed
in his food every day.Copy !req
500. That should work fine, I guess.Copy !req
501. There's no fool like an old fool.Copy !req
502. The shit abyss.
Hey, boys.Copy !req
503. Hey, Jules.Copy !req
504. We're taking the mountain lion
out of the park now.Copy !req
505. Thanks for not being a dick
on this one, Jim.Copy !req
506. - No prob.
- Appreciate it.Copy !req
507. Ooh.Copy !req
508. He's wasted, Julian.Copy !req
509. I didn't tell anybody
about that Viagra thing, okay?Copy !req
510. Does that stuff work?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
511. The shit abyss.Copy !req
512. Mr. lahey, not another night
of the shit abyss.Copy !req
513. Please?
Ah, fuck it.Copy !req
514. Come on, Steve French, in you go.Copy !req
515. We're going for a little drive.Copy !req
516. There you go.Copy !req
517. - What's that fucking smell?
- Keep driving, Rick.Copy !req
518. Steve, I know
you didn't shit on my seat.Copy !req
519. No, everything's cool, Rick.Copy !req
520. - Ricky?
- What?Copy !req
521. Steve French pooped on the seat.Copy !req
522. Come on, Steve French.Copy !req
523. Come on, now.Copy !req
524. Look.
Come here.Copy !req
525. Now I rigged this dope
contraption up for you,Copy !req
526. and the way I got it geared,Copy !req
527. a little less dope
will come out each—Copy !req
528. aw, you don't give a fuck!Copy !req
529. Look, you just press your paw
onto there.Copy !req
530. Like that, see?Copy !req
531. And then the dope
will drop out here, okay?Copy !req
532. It's time, buddy.Copy !req
533. Rick.Copy !req
534. Okay, come here, little buddy.Copy !req
535. I'm gonna unhook you.Copy !req
536. You're free.Copy !req
537. - Ah, fuck.
- Shit!Copy !req
538. Boys, if you love something,
you set it free,Copy !req
539. and if it comes back to you,
it's yours.Copy !req
540. But you can't keep him, buddy.Copy !req
541. If it comes back, it's yours.Copy !req
542. You gotta get out now.Copy !req
543. I gotta take you to the wild.Copy !req
544. Come on, Steve French.Copy !req
545. Come on now, look.Copy !req
546. This is for the best, apparently,Copy !req
547. so you're gonna have to go now.Copy !req
548. So go on, git.Copy !req
549. Go on.Copy !req
550. Get going and stop looking at meCopy !req
551. with those big fucking cute
saucer eyes of yours.Copy !req
552. Just go on.Copy !req
553. Look over there, Steve.Copy !req
554. Look at her.Copy !req
555. Go on, Steve French,Copy !req
556. go get her.Copy !req
557. Show her how you jumpCopy !req
558. and show her
that big package of yours.Copy !req
559. Good kitty.Copy !req
560. You did the right thing, buddy.Copy !req
561. I know.Copy !req
562. Thanks, boys.Copy !req
563. Are you guys crying?Copy !req
564. No, we're not fucking crying.Copy !req