1. - What the fuck?Copy !req
2. s
- Who the fuck are you guyCopy !req
3. and what the fuck
are you doing here?Copy !req
4. Hope you got insurance and shit.Copy !req
5. - You can go to jail
for a long time for this.Copy !req
6. - For what, free TV?Copy !req
7. - It's not free!
It's like stealing!Copy !req
8. - Stealing? You guys are
beaming a signalCopy !req
9. to this fucking trailer park
without my permission, not me.Copy !req
10. So I got these little thingsCopy !req
11. that pick up the signal
from space.Copy !req
12. How the fuck is that stealing?Copy !req
13. What, do you own space?
No, Nay-sa does.Copy !req
14. - Nay-sa?
- Rocket people.Copy !req
15. Perhaps you've heard of them
- It's NASA.Copy !req
16. - Who the fuck called you guys
? Get the fuck off this roofCopy !req
17. - A Mr. James Lahey.
- Fucking Lahey.Copy !req
18. Lahey's fucked in the head
You should know that.Copy !req
19. - Look. We found a split comin
from this box from this address,Copy !req
20. registered to some guy
named Julian.Copy !req
21. Is that you?
- No.Copy !req
22. There's no fucking Julian
who lives in this park.Copy !req
23. - I'm Julian.
This is my trailer.Copy !req
24. Ricky, what the fuck
is going on here?Copy !req
25. - I don't know. Somebody
must've broke in hereCopy !req
26. and put all this shit up here.Copy !req
27. I'm getting blamed for it.
It's bullshit.Copy !req
28. - Oh, remember,
Corey and Trevor were up thereCopy !req
29. with the screwdrivers
and the wrenches.Copy !req
30. - Dino, call head office.Copy !req
31. - Ha, Dino! Maybe you should
call Barney and Fred in.Copy !req
32. - You're not fucking calling
, what are you doing?Copy !req
33. You're not fucking calling
head office.Copy !req
34. I'm the trailer park supervisor.
Here's what's going to happen.Copy !req
35. I'm going to give you guys
a few grams of weed,Copy !req
36. you're going to give me
insuranceCopy !req
37. for my fucking accident.Copy !req
38. Then you're going to leave
and nothing happened here.Copy !req
39. - For fuck's sakes Ricky,
what the fuckCopy !req
40. are you doing
with the satellite?Copy !req
41. I paid ten fucking dollarsCopy !req
42. I want my fucking
satellite signal!Copy !req
43. - Danny chill the fuck out
! I'm fucking trying here.Copy !req
44. It'll be back up in a bit.Copy !req
45. Calm the fuck down.
- Look...Copy !req
46. , If these satellite dishes
aren't down in ten minutesCopy !req
47. I have no choice
but to call the cops.Copy !req
48. - Ricky, get the dishes
off my roof.Copy !req
49. Listen, man, I just got out of
jail. Don't be calling the cops.Copy !req
50. - Dino, take them down nowCopy !req
51. - Ricky, get the dishes of
f my roof.Copy !req
52. - Dino, call Mr. Slate.
- Jesus...Copy !req
53. - Jesus, boys, look out.
I know what's coming.Copy !req
54. - What the fuck is wrong
with you?Copy !req
55. - I'll take everyone of thes
e down to the fucking groundCopy !req
56. Is that what you want,
you fucking retards?Copy !req
57. You think I give a fuck
about this stupid bullshitCopy !req
58. - That windshield was
already cracked.Copy !req
59. - There. There in
the fucking van. Now leaveCopy !req
60. - Ten fucking dollars a month!Copy !req
61. - The cops are going to show u
p so load this in the vanCopy !req
62. and get the van in the lake.
Get rid of it.Copy !req
63. - Ah, it's stuck.Copy !req
64. She's stuck good now.Copy !req
65. - Mr. Lahey, turn the motor on
It's getting cold.Copy !req
66. - Randy, I can't keep
running it all day.Copy !req
67. We're almost out of gas.Copy !req
68. - Good morning, Jim.
Beautiful day.Copy !req
69. - Good morning, Ricky.
To what do we owe the pleasureCopy !req
70. - Randy, I can see you through
all those god-damned liquor bagsCopy !req
71. and lawn chair strapping,
for fuck's sakes.Copy !req
72. - Stop frigging looking, Rick.Copy !req
73. - You called the fucking
satellite pricks on me, Lahey?Copy !req
74. - Those satellites interfereCopy !req
75. with the emergency respons
e frequencies, Ricky.Copy !req
76. - Don't fucking take
my bacon, Lahey.Copy !req
77. Who owns this fucking car?Copy !req
78. - I own the car, Ricky!
- Yeah?Copy !req
79. 'Cause the registration saysCopy !req
80. Sunnyvale Trailer Park
owns the car.Copy !req
81. Since I'm the Park Superviso
r and you fucked around,Copy !req
82. I'm taking it. And I'm takin
g your fucking breakfast.Copy !req
83. - Ricky, for Christ's sakes...Copy !req
84. Have a heart.
This is where we live.Copy !req
85. - Two things, Lahey. Put on some
fucking pants and fuck offCopy !req
86. - Jesus, Ricky!Copy !req
87. - Mr. Lahey,
I got soap in my eyes!Copy !req
88. - Holy fuck!Copy !req
89. Where's my furniture?
Did Ricky sell it?Copy !req
90. - Yup.
- So what was he doing?Copy !req
91. Growing weed in here?
- Nope.Copy !req
92. - So he was growing clones
- Yup.Copy !req
93. Ricky's got the whole plac
e wrapped in tin foil.Copy !req
94. Like, everything.
That's the sink under there.Copy !req
95. Can't even use it. He's been
going around the park,Copy !req
96. ,
to people like Mrs. PetersonCopy !req
97. asking to borrow tin foil
for different thingsCopy !req
98. he says he's cooking
and... whatnot.Copy !req
99. All fibs, he's telling.Copy !req
100. - Twenty-two hundred
for one month in my name.Copy !req
101. Power bill. Nice!Copy !req
102. - Ricky!
- Julian, how's it going, buddy?Copy !req
103. You got any rolling papersCopy !req
104. - You've gone way too far
this time, Ricky.Copy !req
105. Guess what?
I'm bailing, buddy.Copy !req
106. - What are you talking aboutCopy !req
107. Because of a bunch
of fucking mail?Copy !req
108. - Ricky, it's not about
a bunch of mail,Copy !req
109. it's about a bunch of illega
I bullshit you put in my name.Copy !req
110. - You got any rolling papers
? - No!Copy !req
111. - Julian, you can't worry
about that stuff, man.Copy !req
112. All the credit cards are
maxed out in your name.Copy !req
113. I threw them
in the fucking lake.Copy !req
114. They can't trace that shit
back to you.Copy !req
115. Don't worry about it.
Come on, buddy.Copy !req
116. - Do you realize how stupid yo
u just sounded there Ricky? Huh?Copy !req
117. - Bubbles, do you got
any rolling papers?Copy !req
118. - No, I don't. Just, everybody
calm down. Julian...Copy !req
119. Come on, boys.
Let's go catch some bullfrogs.Copy !req
120. Put the bottles down.
- Boys, boys, boys...Copy !req
121. I'm out of rum. I'm in debt,
I've got no money,Copy !req
122. no car, no furniture,
no place to live.Copy !req
123. All I've got is these
fucking bottles, Ricky.Copy !req
124. - Julian, you were just in jail.Copy !req
125. You don't think I'm going
to look after you?Copy !req
126. Don't worry about it.
Come here. See that?Copy !req
127. Big fucking barrel of swish.
I stole it from Lahey and Randy.Copy !req
128. You can have it all, alright
? As for a place to live... hereCopy !req
129. I was going to use this fo
r a cottage man, but take itCopy !req
130. You can live in it. It's a
fucking great car to live inCopy !req
131. - Richard, Bubbles,
can I have a quick word?Copy !req
132. Apparently, I'm being sued
for stealingCopy !req
133. by some satellite TV companyCopy !req
134. e
- As soon as Ricky hired mCopy !req
135. as Assistant Trailer Park
Supervisor,Copy !req
136. I knew things were fucked
right away.Copy !req
137. El cheques kept arriving
for Trevor Corey,Copy !req
138. Corey Trevor, Randy TrevorCopy !req
139. - Now the bank has suggestedCopy !req
140. that I might want to conside
selling, okay? Selling the park.Copy !req
141. Now frankly, it is beginning
to make a lot of sense.Copy !req
142. - By the time I got involved
, it was already too late.Copy !req
143. h I've just been trying to kee
p Ricky out of jail long enougCopy !req
144. till Julian gets here,
but things got out of handCopy !req
145. way, way too fucking quick
There was nothing I could doCopy !req
146. - Barb, it's not that bad.
I promise you.Copy !req
147. - Here's your lunch.
- Thank you.Copy !req
148. - Okay.
- I'll take care of this, BarbCopy !req
149. I'll come and see you later.
And don't worry about a thing.Copy !req
150. Julian's going to straighten
it out. He's back now.Copy !req
151. Buddy, you gotta help me
straighten this shit out.Copy !req
152. Please.
- Ricky, I'm leaving.Copy !req
153. - What are you going to do
? Just go live in a carCopy !req
154. and take your bottles back
and survive off that?Copy !req
155. I don't think so.Copy !req
156. - Julian, don't.Copy !req
157. - Come in my trailer
and smoke a joint.Copy !req
158. - Don't start drinking swish
, please.Copy !req
159. Swish is this old, dirty,Copy !req
160. shitty-tasting, home-madeCopy !req
161. fucking liquor that you can, ah,Copy !req
162. you can barely get it into youCopy !req
163. but my fuck, does it ever ge
t you some drunk.Copy !req
164. - All the shit's in my name,
man.Copy !req
165. I got no choice but to run
for a little while.Copy !req
166. I'm gonna go work on an oil ri
g or something.Copy !req
167. - Ah, Julian, that's crazy talk.
Come on now.Copy !req
168. I've lived beside you
my whole life.Copy !req
169. Don't go, Julian.
Come on, please, buddy.Copy !req
170. - Alright, I'm just going
to have one more drink.Copy !req
171. - Alright.
- Can you get me some ice?Copy !req
172. - Oh, I can get you some ice
But only one, Julian.Copy !req
173. One drink.Copy !req
174. - Ah, Julian. You tricked meCopy !req
175. - What's with the Smokey outfit,
Randy?Copy !req
176. - I can wear whatever I want
- Is that cologne I smell?Copy !req
177. What about our "no cologne
agreement"?Copy !req
178. Smokey. That was the name
he used to call himselfCopy !req
179. when he was on the streets
, back when I was on the forceCopy !req
180. Strip the chrome off
a trailer hitch.Copy !req
181. - I need a cheeseburger.Copy !req
182. - What's that got to do
with the...Copy !req
183. - I need a store-bought
cheeseburger.Copy !req
184. - Smokey outfit?
You're not thinkingCopy !req
185. of going back on the street,
are you, Randy?Copy !req
186. - Man's got to eat.Copy !req
187. - Randy, I can make
a cheeseburger,Copy !req
188. better than store-bought.
- I don't think so, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
189. I'm leaving. I got work to do.Copy !req
190. - Randy!Copy !req
191. Randy!Copy !req
192. - Fuck off, Randy!Copy !req
193. - Thanks, man.
- Get in the back.Copy !req
194. - Damn garbage!Copy !req
195. Bubbles, you really fucked u
p this time, didn't you?Copy !req
196. Well, Bubbles only plays
basketballCopy !req
197. when he's really pissed of
f and stressed out.Copy !req
198. So I knew it was a delicatel
situation that I approached and,Copy !req
199. you know, I approached him
like an adult.Copy !req
200. How did you let things get
so fucked up anyway?Copy !req
201. You know I can't do it,
I'm stupid.Copy !req
202. - What the fuck did you just say
to me, Ricky?Copy !req
203. How did I let it get fucked up
? You know what?Copy !req
204. b You can take your assistan
t trailer park supervisor joCopy !req
205. and all your El papers,
illegal mortgages,Copy !req
206. n Visa statements, all that othe
r bullshit that I'm involved ICopy !req
207. and stick it right in there.
- Where?Copy !req
208. b
- I told him to stick his joCopy !req
209. and all the papers
and everythingCopy !req
210. up his arse and he didn't even
know what I was talking about.Copy !req
211. And then I said Julian lef
t and it was his faultCopy !req
212. and he still didn't know
what I was talking about.Copy !req
213. So I just got pissed off
and I quit.Copy !req
214. I'm fucking quitting, that's it!
- Fine then, quit. I don't care.Copy !req
215. But I can't give you your
vacation pay till we get paid.Copy !req
216. When we grow the dope and
we harvest it, then we get paid.Copy !req
217. - Well, you can give me some
chips in the meantime.Copy !req
218. He owes me 260 bucks
vacation pay.Copy !req
219. He won't fucking pay that,Copy !req
220. so I figured a handful of chip
s wasn't too much to ask.Copy !req
221. - Put half of those back.Copy !req
222. - I'm actually taking more
, Ricky.Copy !req
223. - Fuck off, Bubbles, seriously
- Look at that!Copy !req
224. They were chicken chips.Copy !req
225. I don't even like those,
but I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
226. - This is great, Julian. This is
where Smokey used to work.Copy !req
227. - You're prostituting yourself
out for cheeseburgers again?Copy !req
228. - Man's got to eat, JulianCopy !req
229. - For fuck's sakes!
- She's out of gas, JulianCopy !req
230. - Well, I guess this is
where I'm living now.Copy !req
231. Go on, get out of here.
Get, get! Get!Copy !req
232. - You sure you should be
drinking that shit, man?Copy !req
233. Remember back in Grade 10-
— Fuck off, Randy!Copy !req
234. - Randy wants a cheeseburgerCopy !req
235. I'll give him a god-damned
cheeseburger.Copy !req
236. - Well, boys, I need you
to help me out today.Copy !req
237. Paint Julian's trailer,
clean it up. Got some hashCopy !req
238. We're going to get stoned. It'
s going to be a good fucking dayCopy !req
239. - That's what I'm saying.
Good dope, dude.Copy !req
240. - Corey, no talking, please.
Just take the hash.Copy !req
241. - What's going on in here?
What are you guys doing in here?Copy !req
242. - Just hanging out, playing some
video games. Calm down.Copy !req
243. - They're not working
for you today.Copy !req
244. - Look, Sara, I'm short-staffed.
Bubbles quit on me.Copy !req
245. I need these fucking dicks
to work for me today.Copy !req
246. - I don't give a fuck if
you're short-staffed, Ricky.Copy !req
247. Get the fuck out of my sid
e of the trailer.Copy !req
248. - Why are you always sticking up
for these guys?Copy !req
249. It's not like you're
banging them.Copy !req
250. - Ricky is so abusive
to Corey and Trevor.Copy !req
251. It's really sad to see.
Even before I liked them,Copy !req
252. I noticed he was always
making them cry and shit.Copy !req
253. - Sara, come on.
Don't, don't tell them that.Copy !req
254. Jesus...Copy !req
255. Trevor, I told you to move
this fucking tree two weeks ago!Copy !req
256. - Fuck, Ricky! My game, dude
! - Fucking idiot!Copy !req
257. What the fuck?Copy !req
258. Fucking kids!Copy !req
259. What the fuck is wrong
with parents these days?Copy !req
260. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
261. - Don't "hey, buddy" me, RickyCopy !req
262. I'm going to look for JulianCopy !req
263. Do you even care that Julian's
gone, Ricky?Copy !req
264. - He's just fucking around
, Bubbles.Copy !req
265. Look, I'm sorry
about earlier, alright?Copy !req
266. I know it wasn't just you
that fucked things up.Copy !req
267. Corey and Trevor fucked
some things up,Copy !req
268. and a few other people aroun
d the park fucked things up.Copy !req
269. Lahey and Randy are runnin
g around; it's hard on people.Copy !req
270. so I'm not mad at ya.
Give me a hug, buddy.Copy !req
271. - Alright.Copy !req
272. Help me find Julian, please.
Come on.Copy !req
273. - Alright. Can we stop by an
d get some donairs first though?Copy !req
274. I'm fucking starving.
- Will you buy them?Copy !req
275. - Well, we got some room lef
t on Leahey's Dinner's Card.Copy !req
276. You're going to have
to drive, though.Copy !req
277. Some kids fucked my tire over.Copy !req
278. - Looking for a date?Copy !req
279. Ten bucks or six
Dairy Queen coupons.Copy !req
280. - Officer George Green and I are
doing a shake down of, you know,Copy !req
281. John's in the neighbourhood.
I dress up as a prostituteCopy !req
282. If they solicit me for
prostitution, I bust them.Copy !req
283. You're looking pretty hot.Copy !req
284. Think I'm hot?Copy !req
285. - I guess. Ten bucks.Copy !req
286. - Yeah, ten bucks will work.Copy !req
287. - Want to grab a couple
of cheeseburgers first?Copy !req
288. - No. You gotta place?Copy !req
289. - It's greasy. It's out back
- Yeah.Copy !req
290. - Let's go.Copy !req
291. - So let's do this.Copy !req
292. - Hey, Smokey!Copy !req
293. Looks like you'll be eating your
cheeseburgers soon, eh, buddy?Copy !req
294. - Julian?Copy !req
295. Drunk and pissing on a dumpste
r behind the King of Donair?Copy !req
296. Don't you know me?
- Brenda!Copy !req
297. - Erica!
- Erica.Copy !req
298. - Erica?Copy !req
299. - I should arrest you right no
w for soliciting prostitution.Copy !req
300. - Soliciting?Copy !req
301. - Didn't going to jail
teach you anything?Copy !req
302. - I didn't do anything wrong
You solicited me, Erica.Copy !req
303. You should go to jail.
- I'm a cop, Randy.Copy !req
304. Undercover.
I'm wearing a wire.Copy !req
305. You know what?Copy !req
306. You guys look like you hav
e enough problems as it is.Copy !req
307. - Hey, Bubbles, look who it isCopy !req
308. What are you doing here?
A little undercover work, Erica?Copy !req
309. - Ricky, what did you guys d
o to Julian out back?Copy !req
310. - What are you talking aboutCopy !req
311. - He's so drunk
he can't even stand up.Copy !req
312. - Out back?Copy !req
313. - Stop staring at my tits.
- I wasn't.Copy !req
314. - Yes, you were.
- I was not!Copy !req
315. Jesus Christ! He's on
the swish hard, Ricky.Copy !req
316. - Holy fuck, Julian!
- Leave me alone, boys.Copy !req
317. - Julian, look at me
for a second.Copy !req
318. You gotta get a hold
of yourself, buddy.Copy !req
319. You gotta come back
to the trailer park right now.Copy !req
320. I got a job for ya.
It's gonna be perfect.Copy !req
321. Assistant Trailer Park
Supervisor.Copy !req
322. - Assistant, huh?
- That's right, buddy.Copy !req
323. 4600 bucks a year. Bubbles quit
and I could use a hand.Copy !req
324. We're going to straighten
all this shit out manCopy !req
325. and things will be cool.Copy !req
326. - Hey, Ricky,
I'm looking for work!Copy !req
327. - Fuck off, Randy! Here, Julian,
let me top that up for youCopy !req
328. That's getting warm.
- Actually, Randy,Copy !req
329. get the fuck over here.
You want some work?Copy !req
330. - Yeah!
- Get the fuck over here.Copy !req
331. - I need some... ice.
- There.Copy !req
332. Fresh as a daisy.
Get that in ya.Copy !req
333. - I'm going to take Randy
back to the park right nowCopy !req
334. We're going to clean up
your trailer.Copy !req
335. It's going to be
better than ever man.Copy !req
336. You gotta come back there
and things are going to be cool.Copy !req
337. Come on, buddy, let's go!Copy !req
338. - Ricky, let go of me.
Let go of me!Copy !req
339. - Come on.
- Let go of me, Ricky!Copy !req
340. Get away from me, Ricky.
- Ricky...Copy !req
341. Look, I'll take you and Rand
y back to the park.Copy !req
342. I know what we need to do here
Trust me on this.Copy !req
343. Come on, Randy.
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
344. - See all these wires hereCopy !req
345. They're live so be careful
, okay?Copy !req
346. I want you to get rid
of all these wires,Copy !req
347. get rid of all this tubingCopy !req
348. Clean the fucking carpets
'cause they're fucked.Copy !req
349. Go to his bedroom. Try to se
t something up he can sleep onCopy !req
350. There's a tub, shower
and a sink out back.Copy !req
351. Bring those in, find some
fucking parts somewhere,Copy !req
352. and install those and make sur
they're working in the bathroom.Copy !req
353. Then I'll give you two
cheeseburgers. Simple as that.Copy !req
354. - Double cheeseburgers, Ricky.Copy !req
355. - Hey, listen. That would be
three or four cheeseburgers,Copy !req
356. wouldn't it? I said two, okay?
- Same amount of buns.Copy !req
357. - Randy, two fucking
cheeseburgers.Copy !req
358. Take it and leave it.
Here's a little piece of hash.Copy !req
359. Go to the stove, get stone
d and get to work.Copy !req
360. - I can't get stoned, Ricky.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
361. It's shitty work.
Everybody does that, alrightCopy !req
362. Carpenters, electricians,
dishwashers, floor cleaners,Copy !req
363. lawyers, doctors,
fucking politicians,Copy !req
364. CBC employees, principals...Copy !req
365. People who paint the lines
on the fucking roads.Copy !req
366. Get stoned, it'll be fun.
Get to work.Copy !req
367. Oh, this is most importantCopy !req
368. Go down to the Shit-Mart,
I need a bag of chicken chips.Copy !req
369. If they don't have chicken
, get me dill pickle.Copy !req
370. And I want a chocolate milk,
okay? Here's some money.Copy !req
371. - Ricky...Copy !req
372. - Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.Copy !req
373. - Julian! What are you doing
, Julian?Copy !req
374. Put him down!Copy !req
375. Put him down. Go on get,
you miserable bastard!Copy !req
376. What are you doing?Copy !req
377. Give me the swish, Julian.
- Oh, Bubbles, don't.Copy !req
378. - Give it!
- Don't take my swish.Copy !req
379. - Look, just hand me... JulianCopy !req
380. - Bubbles...Copy !req
381. - Julian, here look, I'm sorryCopy !req
382. Here, get this in you.Copy !req
383. This will clear your brain outCopy !req
384. That's the lowest
I've ever seen him.Copy !req
385. Drunk on swish,Copy !req
386. dancing around with
an old fucking dirty dog,Copy !req
387. eating pizza crusts off
the fucking ground!Copy !req
388. Made me sad.Copy !req
389. Here, hold that.Copy !req
390. You are coming home with m
e and that's all there is to it.Copy !req
391. You get that in you.Copy !req
392. There you go.
That'll fix your brains upCopy !req
393. Hey?
- Ah...Copy !req
394. Thanks, buddy.
- There you go.Copy !req
395. - Those other clothes of yours
smell like dog pee, JulianCopy !req
396. Now stop complaining
and hurry up.Copy !req
397. Julian, are you almost done?Copy !req
398. I'm gonna have an accident
out here.Copy !req
399. What do you think?
- I look like a dick!Copy !req
400. You got anything else in there
I can put on?Copy !req
401. - Nothing that's going
to fit you.Copy !req
402. But I mean, I think it looks
pretty good.Copy !req
403. I used to rock those pantsCopy !req
404. - How's it going, Randy?
Did you get everything done?Copy !req
405. - Almost. Are those
my burgers, Ricky?Copy !req
406. That's my burger, right?
- No, Barb made these for meCopy !req
407. - I want my frigging burger,
Rick!Copy !req
408. - Randy, I'll get yours later.
You didn't even finish the jobCopy !req
409. Fuck off, Randy! Fuck you!Copy !req
410. You get the fucking chicke
n chips, you fucking assholeCopy !req
411. Give me that back,
you fucking dick!Copy !req
412. Let go of it!Copy !req
413. Stop grabbing it!Copy !req
414. Get your hands off it!
Get your fucking hands off it!Copy !req
415. - It's mine!
- Smokey!Copy !req
416. - Fuck! What the fuck!Copy !req
417. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
418. - What in the fuck?Copy !req
419. - What are you doing?
Give me that!Copy !req
420. - I'm trying to shoot whoeve
r fucking shot me! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
421. - Randy, how could you do that
? - Do what?Copy !req
422. - What you were doing
with Ricky?Copy !req
423. - I wasn't doing anything
with Ricky.Copy !req
424. - Is that a fucking bow and...
You fucking shot me!Copy !req
425. - It was an accident, Ricky. I
was trying to shoot a blue jayCopy !req
426. - I'll show you
a fucking blue jay!Copy !req
427. - Ricky, it was an accident.
You can call the cops on LaheyCopy !req
428. u for getting shot with an arrow
, but he can call the cops on yoCopy !req
429. for firing a handgun off
in the trailer park.Copy !req
430. They cancel out.
- That doesn't even make senseCopy !req
431. - It's even, Ricky.Copy !req
432. - I don't have the right peopl
e words to make you understandCopy !req
433. the way it means to me,
but something's fucked up hereCopy !req
434. - Hold still, Ricky.
- Ah! FUCK!Copy !req
435. - Get out of here!Copy !req
436. - Ricky, you owe me
two double cheeseburgersCopy !req
437. for cleaning up
Julian's trailer.Copy !req
438. - I never said doubles.
I never said fucking doublesCopy !req
439. Where's my chocolate milk
and chicken chips?Copy !req
440. - Ricky, go home!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
441. And fuck your cheeseburgers!
- Everybody calm down!Copy !req
442. For fuck's sakes,
is this all about cheeseburgers?Copy !req
443. - Yeah.
- Well, Randy,Copy !req
444. I've got burger meat
and cheese at my shed.Copy !req
445. I'll cook some up for you
on the barbequeCopy !req
446. if that'll diffuse
the situation.Copy !req
447. - Thanks, Bubs. Randy and
I are going home now.Copy !req
448. - Holy fuck!Copy !req
449. - No way, Mr. Lahey.
I need a cheeseburger.Copy !req
450. Come on, Bubbles.
- Alright, hang on!Copy !req
451. Where's your bun, Randy?
- Here it is.Copy !req
452. - There.
Drive that into you then.Copy !req
453. - Thanks, Bubbles.
- Randy, don't eat that!Copy !req
454. - What the fuck are you doin
g here? Stay away from me!Copy !req
455. You see this? You see that
? Can't even get it out.Copy !req
456. - Randy, look. Listen...Copy !req
457. , I know things have been
rather tough on you latelyCopy !req
458. so I made you this cheeseburger.
- Thanks Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
459. - It's a lot better than
store-bought, Randy.Copy !req
460. - My god, there's feathers
hanging out of it.Copy !req
461. That's made out
of an old blue jay.Copy !req
462. - Here, Bubbles.
I don't need this anymore.Copy !req
463. - You guys are fucked!Copy !req
464. - You're going to eat
that old blue jay burger. Ah..Copy !req
465. - What do you think of that,
Randy?Copy !req
466. - It's good. It's good.
A little gamey, but good.Copy !req
467. - Great.
- Let's go home, Mr. LaheyCopy !req
468. - Jim, here's your home backCopy !req
469. It's time for you to be
completely honest with me.Copy !req
470. Alright? No more little games,
Rick.Copy !req
471. Just tell me the truth, pleaseCopy !req
472. I won't get pissed off.Copy !req
473. - Can you get this fucking arrowCopy !req
474. out of my arm?
- Yes.Copy !req
475. - Everything's going to be cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
476. - You promise?
- I promise you man.Copy !req
477. - Let's just tell him, Ricky
- Come with me,Copy !req
478. and you're not going
to fucking believe this, buddyCopy !req
479. - Ricky...Copy !req
480. Are you alright?
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. Look, Julian, I know this look
s really fucked up, man.Copy !req
482. But when you guys went to jail
, I was bored.Copy !req
483. I developed this new kind
of weedCopy !req
484. and it's growing
like fucking nuts, man.Copy !req
485. These were this big a month an
d a half ago, little tiny clonesCopy !req
486. And I put them
in this little test fieldCopy !req
487. and I don't know what the fuck
happened to themCopy !req
488. but look at these things!Copy !req
489. - It's Mars! I'm telling you
, it's Mars!Copy !req
490. Julian, Mars hasn't been
this close to the earthCopy !req
491. in 60 thousand fucking yearsCopy !req
492. and we plant this weedCopy !req
493. and Mars is pulling it right out
of the ground.Copy !req
494. - It's one of those miracl
e things, man, they talk aboutCopy !req
495. I'm telling you, buddy.Copy !req
496. - I can't fucking believe yo
u guys did this.Copy !req
497. - Julian, don't freak out.
I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
498. But I had no one
to look after me.Copy !req
499. - Look here, put your drin
k in your new glass.Copy !req
500. - Ricky...Copy !req
501. You're a genius, man.Copy !req
502. Listen, boys,Copy !req
503. we're gonna make a lot of mone
y here with all this weed.Copy !req
504. We should buy a fucking island
Start our own country.Copy !req
505. I don't know, have a flag
and everything, man.Copy !req
506. No more cops, no more Lahey.Copy !req
507. Think about how perfect
that would be.Copy !req
508. - Rick, Rick, Rick. No, no
- Maybe get a ferris wheelCopy !req
509. - We're not going
to buy an island,Copy !req
510. we're going to buy
the trailer park.Copy !req