1. I sent Randy
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on that car of his.
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3. Guess where.
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4. Buddy julian's.
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5. I'm gonna get Ricky today.
I got a feeling.
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6. Mr. lahey, 10-78.
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7. I need backup.
Ricky's drunk!
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8. Give me that fucking walkie-talkie!
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9. Lahey, this is fucking Ricky!
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10. Get Randy away from me!
Yeah, and you can fuck off!
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11. Yeah, hold on, Randy.
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12. I'm coming!
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13. This is my walkie-talkie!
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14. What's going on here?
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15. Ricky! Let him go, Ricky!
Let him go!
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16. What's happening?
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17. Your little perv's been
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19. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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20. I just came to check
a noise complaint, Mr. lahey,
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21. and he's growing marijuana
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Is that true?
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24. Oh, so you don't smoke dope anymore?
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25. You haven't bought dope from me
for 10 fucking years, lahey?
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26. Ricky...
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27. There's a lot of guys
growing dope here in the park,
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28. but you're the only one
that's growing dope in his car.
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29. And guess what
that makes you, Ricky.
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30. What?
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31. A loser.
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32. - Yeah.
- Come on, Randy.
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33. Let's go deal with
something important,
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34. like kids breaking bottles
on the playground.
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35. Ricky! Guys!
Come on!
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36. Randy, you shut up!
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37. You old cop!
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38. Randy, get in the car!
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39. Get in the car, Randy!
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40. Oh, geez!
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41. Randy!
I swear to god!
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42. Randy!
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43. Frig off, Rick!
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44. You have enough, Ricky?
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45. Before Ricky went to jail,
he had a huge setup.
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46. I mean, it was one — it was
a kick-ass hydroponic operation,
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47. 200 plants.
He supplied everybody, you know.
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48. Even lahey was buying dope
off him, it was that good.
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49. You don't have your act together.
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for like three weeks,
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54. I think that's pretty good,
considering, Julian.
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57. Well, fine, but it's
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58. One thing I noticed,
you get out of jail
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59. and people, like,
they treat you differently
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60. 'cause you're a convict
or whatever they call you.
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61. But then there's guys
like this Phil guy I know.
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63. He owns a hydroponic store in
town, which is real convenient,
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65. So I'm gonna go down there,
and I'll just get him to lend me
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66. a bunch of equipment
and start growing dope.
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67. And when I sell my first crop,
I'll just pay him back then.
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68. It's people like him that are
cool like that, you know.
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69. He's not gonna have
a problem with it.
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70. All right,
Ricky doesn't want you guys
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76. Get the hell out of my store
right now!
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77. Ricky, get out now!
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80. I don't give a shit about you
or your 100 bucks!
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81. Just get out of my store!
I don't want to see you in here!
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82. That's Phil.
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83. He doesn't like Ricky much, but —
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85. I want to get a couple lights and —
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86. I don't want to see you in here!
I don't want to see you in here.
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87. Get the — hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
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88. Hey! Ricky!
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89. Let go of him, Ricky!
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90. - What the hell are you doing here?
- Let go of him!
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91. What they hell are they doing here?
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92. - You let go of him.
- Chill out, man.
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93. - This is a drug bust!
- It's just Julian.
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94. - Drug bust!
- Put the fuckin' gun down!
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95. Put the gun down, Phil!
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96. Put it down!
Let's get out of here!
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97. - Put it down!
- Turn that fucking camera off!
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98. Anyway, you're banned
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99. What are you gonna do?
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100. Thanks a lot, by the way.
Thanks, guys.
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101. I told you guys
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102. If you're gonna follow us,
listen to me.
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103. I don't care.
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104. I'll just order stuff
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105. It's probably cheaper.
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106. All I know is, I got to start
growing dope, like,
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107. and get my life back on track,
or lucy's gonna leave me,
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108. and I'm not gonna let that happen.
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109. I'm totally gonna leave Ricky
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110. There is no way that he can be
with me and be with Trinity
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111. if he's just living in a car and...
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112. Forget it.
There's no way.
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113. There are only two things
that he does well.
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114. One is he grows good dope.
He grows amazing dope!
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115. I mean, I think that's why
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116. And, uh —
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117. well, the second thing is sexual,
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118. and I-I don't want to talk about it.
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119. Yeah, Ricky?
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120. Ricky's great in bed.
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121. You know, it's not just his size.
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122. I mean, that's adequate,
don't get me wrong.
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123. But it's the fact that
he really wants to please you.
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124. He's really considerate, you know?
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125. But I guess sex isn't everything.
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126. Lucy is more interested
in someone that can support her.
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127. You know, since he got out of
jail, he hasn't been doing shit.
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128. He's not growing dope.
He doesn't have a job.
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129. You know, that's bullshit.
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130. You need someone
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131. Boys, check out Ricky
picking up some butts.
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132. Hey, Ricky, find any good ones?
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133. What?
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134. Yeah, like you guys
never smoked a butt, eh?
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135. "Look at Ricky
smoking cigarette butts."
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136. I'm sick of this shit!
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137. I'm sick of your TV show,
and I'm sick of you,
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138. and I'm sick of everybody.
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139. I'm moving to Toronto.
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140. And I'm especially sick
of this dick!
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141. Get the fuck out of here, lahey!
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142. Fuck it, man, I'm moving to Toronto.
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143. I'm gonna be a street person!
I don't care.
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144. Rick, think about it,
you don't got no money, man.
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145. What are you gonna do?
How are you gonna get out there?
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146. What's going on, honkies?
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147. - J-roc.
- Damn, you stink.
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148. You should put some old spice
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149. or some brut
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150. Listen, I'm not in the mood
today, all right?
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151. So unless you got 2 grand
you want to lend me,
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152. get the fuck out of my face!
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153. Hey, man, take it easy.
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154. No, I'm sick of this shit!
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155. I'm sick of all you guys!
I'm sick of this park.
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156. Actually, you want to make some
scrilla, you pop by my crib.
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157. I'll tell you how to make
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158. I'm serious, too.
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159. You're gonna make me some money?
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160. I'll make you tons of money!
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161. You know what I'm saying?
Pop by my crib.
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162. Excuse me, gorilla.
We the fuck out.
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163. Well, if you're serious,
I'll be down in about an hour.
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164. Maybe I'm not moving to Toronto.
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165. Ricky...
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166. I just want you to do
one thing, all right?
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167. I just want you to think.
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168. Just for once in your life,
think, okay?
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169. Don't get involved
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170. You got a better idea?
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171. Next message.
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172. Julian, Ricky.
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173. Here's what's gonna happen,
buddy, all right?
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174. I just found out about a really
good business opportunity,
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175. and I want to go down
to the pit like old times
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176. so I can talk to you about it,
get your advice.
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177. But I think this is
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178. to get some money to start
buying some dope equipment
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179. and hopefully buy Lucy
a ring at some point
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180. and maybe get married or whatever.
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181. So give me a call.
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182. There's a really important
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183. and I have to ask
this question to you today.
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184. Do you ever watch pornos?
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185. Why?
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186. I'm just making conversation, man.
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187. I'm just wondering what you think
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188. They're greasy.
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189. Sorry, man.
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190. Well, let's suppose for a minute
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191. Would you think I was greasy?
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192. Because it's a little different.
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193. You're thinking about doing
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194. with j-roc, aren't you?
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195. If you're doing that, yeah,
you'd be real greasy and stupid.
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196. I need the money —
that's the thing!
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197. You don't understand that.
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198. Like, I'm desperate here.
It's about my family.
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199. Like, I've got to do this.
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200. I'm gonna be a film star, fuck it!
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201. No, a porn star,
not a film star, Ricky.
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202. There's a big difference.
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203. There's not that much
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204. It's still film.
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205. Would you see de niro
doing a porn flick?
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206. Well, I don't know.
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207. If they paid him enough money,
he'd probably do one.
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208. No, he wouldn't.
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209. You're stupid.
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210. I thought about this, guys.
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211. I can't do this.
This is crazy.
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212. What you talkin' 'bout,
you can't do this?
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213. It's gonna be all good, seriously.
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214. I just don't know if I want
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215. - What do you mean?
- This ain't a porno movie.
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216. This is an adult film, motherfucker!
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217. But think about who's
gonna see this shit.
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218. What about Lucy and stuff?
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219. Oh, only people in Russia
are gonna see it.
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220. - Lucy's not gonna find out.
- Does Lucy go to Russia?
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221. Because north American men,
they down with Russian women
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222. and vice versa and all that.
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223. It's kind of free trade
and all that,
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224. with porn, right,
you know what I'm saying?
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225. So I'm directing this,
and I wrote it.
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226. It's called "from Russia
with the love bone."
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227. You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
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228. If Lucy finds out about this,
I'm gonna kill you guys.
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229. - Is Lucy going to Russia?
- She's not gonna find out.
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230. You're gonna be
a great big star, "g"!
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231. Motherfuckers in Russia —
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does so good over there?
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233. You know what I'm saying?
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234. You're gonna be bigger than revene!
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235. Yes.
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236. Put that shit on, get your freak on.
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237. It's all good.
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239. Oh, you gonna get paid.
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240. Oh, yeah, don't worry
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241. - Paid in your dick.
- Grab some of that shit.
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242. This is fucked up!
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243. Ricky's a...
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244. Ricky's a really good guy.
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245. He's a good friend of mine.
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246. He got me a part in the movie
that j-roc's making.
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247. I'm gonna make 160 bucks.
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248. First, they offered me $40,
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250. I'm gonna make 160 bucks.
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251. That'll buy a lot
of fucking cat food.
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252. Now I guess bubbles is in the film.
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253. Those guys don't know what
they're getting themselves into.
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254. I know that, uh, you know,
I'd never do a porno flick,
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255. but if I did, j-roc would be
the last one doing it
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256. 'cause he's an idiot.
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257. Know what I'm sayin', everybody
walkin' the face of the earth
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258. tryin' to judge the j-roc,
you know what I'm saying?
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259. See what I'm saying?
But I ain't shook,
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260. 'cause motherfuckers try
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261. but they can't, right?
Know what I'm saying?
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262. You're sayin', "know what
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263. 80, 90 times?
That's too many times.
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264. Once or twice is cool,
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265. What, are you from the department
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266. You takin' a census?
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267. You counting
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268. We're hangin' out, right?
It's all good.
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269. - 8 or 9 times? That's too many.
- You see what I'm saying?
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270. You riding on my jock,
you know what I'm saying?
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271. I'm just trying to have a good
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272. You're counting
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273. That's too many times.
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275. when you're counting my "know
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277. J-roc, like, you're saying it
way too much.
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278. Saying what?
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279. - "Know what I'm saying?"
- Know what I'm saying?
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280. Okay, we're in Russia, right,
and we steal this motorcycle.
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281. And, anyway, the cops chase us,
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282. and when they catch us,
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284. He's this guy comes over from Russia
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285. and he tries to bust them
or something,
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286. and he catches them on
a Harley-Davidson and stuff,
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287. and he blackmails them,
and they blackmail him.
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288. But it's just basically
a lot of sex, really.
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289. The whole idea of it got me
pretty damn frisky, too.
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290. It's been, uh...
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291. It's been quite a while since
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292. I'm really frisky.
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293. 1, 2. 1, 2.
Is this shit on?
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294. - All right, you girls all set?
- Yeah.
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295. All right, don't forget to spit
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296. You all set, "t," with the camera?
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297. Yeah, I'm ready.
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298. Where's Ricky at?
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299. I'm warning you dicks.
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300. Yeah, up in this!
You look good, cracker!
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301. It's all good.
It's gonna be all right.
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302. - J-roc, I can't do this.
- A'ight, places, a'ight?
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303. It's gonna be good, Ricky.
You trust me, all right?
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306. A'ight, "t," zoom out.
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307. A'ight, ladies.
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308. Stand by the motorcycle, right?
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309. And then we get ready
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310. A'ight, Ricky,
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311. Take your place now.
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312. I don't know, j-roc.
I'm nervous, man.
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Take your place. Trust me.
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It's gonna be all good.
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Go on.
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316. Oh, I'll fucking try a take,
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317. All right, now,
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318. you ladies are, like, nervous
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319. when you think the cops
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320. Try that shit, see what happens.
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322. - "T," you all set?
- Yeah.
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324. Gee, Stacey, I bet we could
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330. Uh, maybe there is, yes.
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331. Bubbles, come on in.
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335. That's them, is it?
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337. Testicle difficulties.
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338. J-roc, I can't do this.
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340. I don't know what — I got —
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341. A'ight, a'ight, cut.
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342. Fuck!
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343. Five minutes.
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344. It's all right. It's all right.
Damn, that was the shit.
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345. That looked good, though.
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347. He'll be right —
it's his first time, right?
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348. You jackasses better not
say a word about this.
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349. I swear to god, this goes on
TV — this is personal stuff,
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351. We'll pretend it never happened.
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352. It's hot in here.
I'm thinking about Lucy.
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353. That's the only problem here.
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354. - You guys know that.
- We're all feeling for you.
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I don't give a shit!
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she'd kill me.
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more guys were like that.
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364. A'ight, soft serve,
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365. You can't do the "x"
to the "x" to the "x," right?
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366. So we gonna do some s.C.
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367. That's soft core, right.
Know what I'm saying?
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368. It's a'ight. It'll still play
in hotels and all that,
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369. and you're still gonna be a star.
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370. But, bubbles, you ain't
havin' no troubles.
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373. If it's okay with her,
I certainly would.
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374. Is that a'ight?
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375. - Yeah, that's cool.
- A'ight.
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I'll take good care of you.
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I keep thinking about Lucy,
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working cameras and stuff.
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383. I don't get that many chances,
know what I'm saying?
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Let's go.
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Don't worry about that.
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389. You and me, bubbles?
What you talking about?
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390. Not me and you, arsehole!
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392. A'ight, boy!
Back to work!
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for doing the soft-core stuff?
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Put your clothes back on!
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- Oh, shit!
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Fuck, dude!
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399. - What?
- Yeah.
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400. Everybody freeze.
Don't move.
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stuff like that, hanging out.
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It's all good.
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406. Ow, mom, that hurts!
Why you playing me like that?
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407. You tell them
to turn off the camera,
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408. and get your friends the hell out!
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409. - We are so out of here.
- Yeah, we're — okay.
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410. - Hang on.
- J-roc!
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411. - Money! Money! Money!
- No, 10 minutes.
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412. - We'll be shooting again.
- No.
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413. - Mom!
- In my hand.
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414. You're hurting my ear,
you know what I'm saying?
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415. No, it's a'ight.
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416. This is now the property of the
sunnyvale trailer park security.
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417. Have a nice evening, everybody.
Randy, let's go.
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418. You're grounded,
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419. no turntable for two weeks!
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420. Mom! Ow!
You hurting me!
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421. Why you playin' me like this
in front of my friends?
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422. - That shit's wack!
- Right!
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423. That was a prick job.
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424. Man, dude, you almost had her.
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425. That was a prick job.
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426. I want the fucking tape back, lahey.
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427. What tape is that, Ricky?
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428. You know what tape
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429. There's embarrassing stuff on
that I don't want people seeing.
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430. - Yeah, I'll say.
- I'll kill you in three seconds
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431. unless you give me that tape back.
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432. You don't want Lucy to see
that tape, do you, Ricky?
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433. What are you talking about?
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434. You fucking around with me?
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435. Time to move on, Ricky.
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436. Unless you're out of sunnyvale
by 9:00 A.M. tomorrow morning,
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437. everyone in the park is going to
see that tape, including Lucy,
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438. and that would be kind of
embarrassing, wouldn't it?
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439. You blackmailing me?
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440. Just remember, lahey, what
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441. Don't you mean what's all around
comes around, Ricky?
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442. This isn't fucking over yet!
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443. That's nice talk to use
on television, eh?
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444. Don't forget, you started
the shitstorm, limpy!
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445. Jesus, Ricky, I can't believe
that you made a porno.
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446. I just can't believe it.
That's just so out of line.
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447. Lucy, it's not a big deal.
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448. I couldn't get it up,
so we just faked it anyway.
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449. There was hardly any touching.
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450. Listen, I am not gonna be involved
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451. or married or anything
to a porno gigolo.
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452. - It's just ridiculous!
- What's a porno gigolo?
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453. You're an idiot.
Fuck you!
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454. I think she'll calm down
in a little while.
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455. She just doesn't understand.
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456. I mean, I was doing this for her.
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457. I want to get married.
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458. I guess she took it the wrong way.
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459. I don't know.
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460. Yeah, I confiscated the tape.
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461. It's, uh — it's part
of the ongoing effort
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462. to keep tabs on these boys,
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463. and I will use it sometime
if further action is required.
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464. Julian, it's Ricky here.
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465. Just letting you know that
I've thought about this,
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466. I feel I have no other options.
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467. I'm gonna go down
to lahey's trailer.
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468. I'm gonna break in,
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469. and I'm basically probably
gonna kill Mr. lahey,
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470. and I'm thinking
about killing Randy, as well,
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471. and I'm gonna take
the porno tape back.
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472. I talked to bubbles about it.
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473. He's probably gonna give me a hand,
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474. because we both can't have
this tape floating around.
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475. So, anyway, you know,
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476. I was kind of counting on you
to maybe help plan this,
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477. but if you don't want to,
that's up to you.
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478. I just hope you won't feel guilty
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479. when me and bubbles are in jail
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480. and you know that you could
have prevented a murder.
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481. Talk to you later.
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482. For christ's sakes.
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483. Now I've got a situation
on my hands,
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484. and guess who's got to deal with it.
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485. Me!
Of course, always!
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486. I'm sick of this shit!
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487. You guys coming?
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488. All right, you guys stay here.
I'm going in alone.
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489. Why don't you just let me do this?
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490. I can do this.
No big deal.
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491. Ricky, stay here, sit down,
and don't move! Stay!
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492. Don't talk to me
like I'm a fucking dog.
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493. "Stay, sit"
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494. - Ricky, I'm not in the mood.
- I'm not a fucking dog.
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495. - I'm not in the mood.
- Just — okay.
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496. Just say that I can do this.
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497. - No!
- Just admit that I can do this.
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498. You might be able to do it.
Just stay here.
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499. I'm not in the mood for this, Ricky.
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500. - Shut up!
- Hurry up!
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501. We got your back, Julian.
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502. All right, bubbles, you go
around back and watch the back.
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503. I'll watch the front.
Just cover his ass, all right?
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504. - Let's go.
- Okay.
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505. All right, keep that thing rolling.
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506. Come on.
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507. All right, guys,
keep quiet, all right?
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508. Come on.
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509. Shh.
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510. Ready?
You guys ready?
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511. Mr. lahey.
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512. Lahey!
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513. Randy?
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514. What are you guys doing?
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515. I'm not Randy.
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516. I'm not Mr. lahey.
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517. Guys, I know it's you, guys.
What's going on here?
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518. Julian,
not a fucking word about this!
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519. Hey, let's turn the TV off,
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520. and get out of here
or I'll call the cops.
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521. Guys, turn the TV off
and the camera off.
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522. You're not gonna be calling
the cops, lahey, all right?
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523. This is what's gonna happen.
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524. I'm gonna take this tape,
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525. and then I'm gonna take
a few of your little goodies
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526. down here on the table.
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527. In return, I'm gonna
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528. that I'm not gonna say anything
about this to anyone, all right?
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529. I'm kind of surprised here, guys.
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530. I could just imagine
what Ricky would say
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531. if he found out about this.
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532. Please, Julian,
don't tell anyone about this.
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533. This is our first time doing this.
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534. I-I don't now what you guys
think is going on here,
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535. but Randy and I are practicing
for a play at the —
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536. lahey! Lahey! Lahey!
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537. I'm not judging anybody here,
all right?
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538. Okay?
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539. Please, don't show this to anyone.
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540. I'm just in shock, boys.
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541. Oh...
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542. Just when you think
you know someone, eh?
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543. It's gonna be tough
keeping that a secret.
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544. Let's get out of here.
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545. - That's him there.
- He's got a fucking bottle.
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546. What the hell's he got in his hands?
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547. Stop shining that light
in my face, Ricky.
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548. What the fuck took so long?
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549. - Put it away!
- What?
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550. - Put the light away.
- Did you get the tape?
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551. Yes!
I got the tape.
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552. Oh, man, right on, buddy.
Thanks, man.
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553. Does he make any copies?
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554. No!
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555. What's with all the fucking rum
and drugs?
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556. Never mind.
I don't want to talk about it.
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557. Get in the truck.
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558. Good job, Julian.
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559. Thanks, bubbles.
Let's go.
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560. Here, Rick.
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561. Nobody's watching that
without a fucked-up vcr.
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562. Right on, bubbles.
Thanks, buddy.
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563. You know, the only thing
that sucks about this is,
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564. after all this bullshit,
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565. I still got no money
for hydroponics gear.
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566. I'm fucked!
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567. Come by tomorrow at 11:00,
Ricky, all right?
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568. I'll lend you the money.
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569. Man.
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570. Ricky, don't be hugging me.
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571. You're a good fucking guy, Julian.
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572. So are you, bubbles.
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573. That doesn't — you know,
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574. I just appreciate everything
you guys are doing for me.
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575. It doesn't mean I'm gay or nothing,
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576. but I appreciate all the shit
you do for me.
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577. I don't say it enough,
but I appreciate it.
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578. You guys teach me shit
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579. We should do something.
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580. I'm going to bed.
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581. Go home to Lucy, Ricky.
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582. Yeah, you're probably right.
She's gonna shit.
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583. I love you guys.
Thanks, all right?
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584. I'll see you in the morning.
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585. Do you want to have a few drinks
and smoke a joint, bubbles?
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586. Yes.
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587. Let's go.
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