Trailer Park Boys 1x1

Directed by Mike Clattenburg

Michael Oliver as Mr. Green • Maxwell Husbands as Hydro • Bernard Robichaud as Cyrus MacDougall • Jacob Rolfe as Jacob Collins

After 18 months in jail, our Trailer Park Boys, Ricky and Julian , head back home to Sunnyvale Trailer Park aiming to get their lives back together again. The problem is that neither Ricky's fiancee Lucy nor his dad Ray will let him back into their homes, and some guy named Cyrus has moved into Julian's trailer, having crowned himself the new "King of the Park."

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1. Oh, my fuck! Look who it is, man.

2. - Is that him? - Right there, right over there.

3. Put your gun away, there's people everywhere.

4. Put your fucking gun away. Put your gun down.

5. Release the dog! Leave him there!

6. Walk away from the dog. Release the dog, asshole

7. - Leave us alone! - Release the dog then!

8. Release him! Put the fucking gun down.

9. Put it down, put it down

10. Put the fucking gun down right now!

11. My name is Julian. Today is a special day

12. because I'm finally getting out of prison.

13. I've been looking forward to this day

14. for the past eighteen months

15. My name is Ricky and I've been in here

16. for about 18 months now.

17. I'm getting out today, thank fuck.

18. Well, you guys are going to get to know Ricky, I think,

19. , cause you know you guys want to follow him around as well

20. which is cool.

21. I'm tellin' ya, tonight, I am getting drunk at Julian's

22. and it's going to be awesome You guys wanna come tape it,

23. that's fine, but we're going to get really drunk.

24. It's gonna be wicked.

25. Hopefully, there'll be a bit of dope around.

26. I've been like kind of lik e a teacher to him, I guess,

27. and I'm sick of teaching him

28. , I'm going to get out of prison

29. I'm going to move back to the trailer park.

30. I'm going to live a good, clean life, I've matured now

31. Things are going to be totally different.

32. I do blame Ricky, of course I do.

33. Everybody knows he's the reason why I went to jail.

34. You know, Ricky doesn't think.

35. So, you know, I'm not goin g to hang out with him anymore

36. I'm just going to look out for number one, which is me.

37. No more Ricky.

38. , - Julian can frig off, if that's what he's tellin' ya

39. because it's not my fault, it' s Julian's fault we went to jail

40. He's the one who force feeding me drugs and every other goddam thing.

41. It's not my fault. So, you know, if that's what he says, that's fine.

42. E It doesn't matter anyway cause the councilor's told m

43. it's society's fault not my fault.

44. If Julian's going to be like that then fine, I'll blame it on him

45. cause it's his fault we went to jail three times.

46. I don't need Julian anymore.

47. Right on, man! I thought you'd left.

48. No, no, no. Ricky, get your own cab.

49. What are you talking about

50. You're getting your own cab. You're not sharing my cab.

51. - I'm going back to the trailer park. - D'ya got any money?

52. No, that's why I need a ride. Well, get your own cab.

53. This is how you want to treat me on camera?

54. - Here. Here's your bag. - Don't throw my shit around

55. Could you guys turn that off

56. If you've ever been in jai I before, there's nothin' better

57. than gettin' out of jail and comin' home.

58. Geez, she's gotten bigger.

59. Ricky and Julian? Well, for the most part,

60. they're responsible for ruinin g this trailer park.

61. Used to be peaceful and quiet here.

62. , You know, what gets me most is

63. all the young kids look up to him!

64. I mean, I got kids flying around here,

65. throwin' bottles at people , growing dope, squealing tires,

66. jumping motorcycles over trailers...

67. The list goes on.

68. , And I've been park superviso r here for goin' on 16 years

69. I've seen it all, but those two, particularly Ricky,

70. they're the worst.

71. Gimme your smokes, Gordon. Give me your smokes!

72. Give me 15 bucks, man.

73. Come on, I know you've got some smokes here somewhere

74. Okay, Ricky! Let him up!

75. Ricky! Off! Get off him!

76. - Let go of his foot. - Gimme your smokes, man!

77. Let go, Ricky! Get out of here!

78. You frig off, Randy! You frig off!

79. Back off, back off! Stay clear!

80. What was it like in jail, hey, Buddy?

81. - Where's Julian, Ricky? - Where are you stay in', Rick?

82. At the Fuck Off Hotel, Lahey

83. Have some respect here. Mr. Lahey is the park supervisor.

84. What are you, his new assistant?

85. - Yes, I am! - Well, that's pretty fucked up.

86. - This is Ricky's girl. - I missed you.

87. I missed you too.

88. Is Ricky out of jail too? Yeah.

89. Are you going to come and visit my mommy?

90. Um, I don't know. Maybe.

91. You're out of jail and ya got no place to live?

92. I've got plenty of place s to live.

93. I could stay at any one of these trailers

94. cause people here like me. Not like you dicks.

95. - Things have changed, Rick. - Things have changed, have they?

96. Ya. You're going to have to keep your nose clean, Ricky

97. Smokes, let's go, give me some smokes.

98. I've only got two left and I'm not giving you any

99. You're a fucking dick.

100. And Lahey, you can go fuck yourself, okay?

101. Stay out of my business.

102. What a jerk, man.

103. Ricky's back.

104. Okay, so this is where I live.

105. I leave this place for 18 months and let Cory and Trevor stay here

106. and look what they do.

107. When Julian gets back, it's gonna be so cool.

108. The whole crew's gonna hang ou t again, rock the trailer park like we used to.

109. So, we're going to clean the place up.

110. It's a little messy now and everything,

111. but we've got lots of time to clean it up.

112. We'll have it looking as good as it was when he left

113. What the hell happened to my trailer, boys?

114. , - Okay, chill. There's this guy named Cyrus

115. he just moved in here.

116. There's nothin' we could d o about it.

117. He has a gun and he's nuts

118. Yeah, I moved into his trailer.

119. Nice little spot.

120. The way I see it, this fucking Julian guy,

121. he lost his privileges

122. when he went off to Con College, you see?

123. I'm the guy that owns the trailer now.

124. I'm runnin' the trailer park

125. And if that big tough fuckin' guy comes runnin' around here,

126. throwing his little bit of weight around, well then, fuck off!

127. We'll help you find a new place to live, Julian.

128. This is my place, you idiot!

129. I'm disappointed in you guys

130. Gone for 18 months, and you knew I'd be home today

131. - Shit happens! It's not our fault. - Shut up!

132. You guys let me down.

133. But Cyrus, like, he killed a kid when he was in reform school.

134. He got even harder when he was there.

135. He stole cars and he has a nine millimeter.

136. G Lahey's afraid to do anythin

137. cause he's worried about getting knocked out by him too

138. It's like he's the new park king or something, man.

139. Shit changes, man.

140. He's not even from the park.

141. He thinks it's cool to liv e in a trailer park.

142. So what are you gonna do

143. I don't know.

144. But I know what you guys are gonna do.

145. Your going to start cleaning up this mess.

146. Now!

147. I don't think we got any cleaners.

148. Clean it up!

149. What are you guys taping in here?

150. You have to have permission.

151. Mine's doing a documentary, don't worry about it.

152. - All right. - Look, I need some stuff.

153. I could rob ya or you could just give it to me.

154. - You're Ricky, right? - Ya, man.

155. You can get whatever you want, I don't care.

156. , Gimme four packs of smokes

157. and I'll take these flower s here I guess -

158. - Smokes! Grab my smokes there

159. I was here first, bud.

160. What's that camera doing here?

161. None of your fucking business, actually.

162. Obviously, you don't kno w who the fuck I am.

163. The name is Cyrus.

164. Cyrus! And I don't give a fuck who you are.

165. You better chill out there , heavy metal dick.

166. Why don't you go back to the bowling alley you came from, helmet head

167. You're fucking lucky I'm on probation.

168. Is that right? See ya!

169. That's it, bye-bye.

170. That'll be... Wait, Cyrus! You didn't pay.

171. Fuck off, man.

172. Yeah, yeah. I'm J-Roc know what I'm sayin'?

173. J to the ROC up in this.

174. This here's my boy T, Tyrone

175. This here, Mr. Green,

176. and that's Hydro, in the back.

177. Hey, what's up?

178. Wha's up, man?

179. How are ya doin', Tyrone

180. Good to see ya, man Good to see you.

181. - Welcome back, boy. - What's goin' on, man?

182. - Not much. - Hey, what's going on, man?

183. We're doin' all right. It's all good.

184. So, how are things goin'

185. What's wrong?

186. Me and T got some bad news, G.

187. Yeah. Cyrus, man.

188. , - He all up in this park controllin' all the liquor

189. sellin' all the dope, you know wha I'm sayin?

190. Got a gun runnin' around,

191. actin' hard with everybody

192. You're not the king of the park anymore.

193. Boys, listen up, all right

194. I'm out of jail now.

195. This is my trailer, this is my home.

196. I'm not worried about Cyrus, all right? Don't worry about it.

197. Come on! So, what's goin on?

198. We doin' all right.

199. We be dope when the new NW A come out, know what I'm sayin'

200. I haven't seen Lucy and Trinity

201. since Trinity's 7th birthday

202. No, it was her 8th birthday.

203. No, no, it was her 7th birthday.

204. Anyway, I was in jail for her 7th or 8th birthday.

205. And you know, they never really got a chance

206. to come visit me in jail.

207. A year and a half is quite a long time

208. to go without seeing your daughter

209. or the woman you love, for that matter, I guess.

210. Come on, boys! This is Bubbles!

211. How are ya doin', buddy? It's good to see ya, man.

212. That's my best friend Julian

213. - Yeah, what's up? - What are you doing?

214. Home from jail? Yeah, got out today.

215. Who's this guy? What am I on the TV for?

216. I'm just doing a little documentary thing, you know.

217. - How are you doing? - Good.

218. So, what's going on anyway

219. Well, I don't know if you were in there yet,

220. but dickhead moved into your trailer.

221. I tried to stop him, but I couldn't. Yeah, Cyrus.

222. He keeps sticking a fucking gun at my face.

223. See this?

224. All right?

225. Old man gave me that when I was in grade seven.

226. Seen a lot of action.

227. Nine millimeter,

228. always off.

229. Told me he was proud of me once.

230. Fucking prick!

231. Cory and Trevor let him move right in.

232. You can move in here with me if you want.

233. No, that's all right. I'm going to take care of Cyrus.

234. - I think you should. - What do you think I should do?

235. I talked to him a couple of times and he's fucking scared of you

236. He's waitin', wonderin' when you're coming home.

237. - Yeah? - Yup!

238. All I got to do is tell hi m you're here

239. and I bet ya he fucking bolts.

240. I don't know if it's going t o be that easy, but, you know...

241. I just got to watch it.

242. I'm on probation and I'm not going back to jail.

243. You won't have to worry about that.

244. Everybody in the fucking par k hates him.

245. Lahey, everybody... Nobody fucking likes him.

246. He fucked everyone over.

247. All right. Well maybe, you know,

248. if you could get word around the park

249. and tell everybody I'm throwing him out tonight

250. Yeah, I can do that. Don't worry about that.

251. I'll go around door to fucking door if I have to.

252. Enough of that stuff. It's just good to see ya.

253. I hear you're Ricky,

254. Julian's little jail buddy

255. Are you filming more episode s of Happy Days, there, Fonzy?

256. Listen, just give me your fucking smokes.

257. Buddy, I just got out of jail, I don't want any trouble.

258. Put the gun away.

259. You're on camera with a fucking gun.

260. I don't give a fuck about the camera crew, okay?

261. Just give me your fucking smokes or I'll put a bullet

262. right through your goddam ribcage!

263. For fuck's sakes.

264. I've got four packs of smokes, all right?

265. You can have two of them. No fucking thanks.

266. If you're going to shoot m e over two packs of smokes,

267. then go ahead and shoot me

268. It's your lucky fucking day, isn't it, jail boy?

269. Tell your friend Julian to get the fuck out of the trailer park

270. or he'll have Cyrus and you know what to deal with

271. Fuck off somewhere. I've got work to do.

272. I don't even hang around with Julian anymore.

273. What the fuck do you think you're doing? What's this?

274. I come to talk to Lucy. Don't worry about it.

275. It's something Julian's doing. What, that Julian's doing?

276. Sarah, it doesn't matter Where's Lucy?

277. - Lucy's not here. - I know she's here.

278. She went to the park or something, she's not here.

279. - She snuck out the back door? - She didn't sneak.

280. She walked out the front doo r with her daughter

281. to go to the park. I'm not an idiot.

282. Sarah, who's at the door? Nobody's at the door!

283. Lucy, it's Ricky. Can I talk to you for a minute, please?

284. I don't want you to come in, not with all these people.

285. - Come on in, guys. - I don't want you to come in.

286. Don't shove me, Sarah.

287. You can't come back here after 18 months

288. and expect to walk back in the house like nothing happened!

289. - Are you her fucking bodyguard? - I'm not her bodyguard.

290. I'm her roommate. I'm livin' here,

291. helping pay the bills since your ass was in jail

292. I'm back and I'll be paying the bills.

293. That's what you think!

294. Holy shit, you look good

295. I just thought it'd be nic e to spend some time together.

296. I've been in jail for 18 months. Well, yeah, okay.

297. I'm not goin' to sleep here, so don't worry about it.

298. You're kidding!

299. You are kidding, right? What do you mean?

300. Ah, listen... uh...

301. Keep that closed. Uh...

302. u Trinity and I cannot have yo

303. coming in and out of our lives like this.

304. So just go stay with Ray.

305. This is my dad's place. It sounds like he's drunk again.

306. So the best thing to do when he's drunk is to stay away

307. I'd rather sleep at the playground tonight.

308. As much as I want to get drunk , I'm not going in there.

309. There could be women. God know s what could be going on inside.

310. Got to find somewhere else to go, boys.

311. 10-8. You got a 10-8 there

312. 10-8, you got a 10-2?

313. Randy here. All systems clear.

314. 10-4, Randy.

315. You know, I ordinarily don't like to do this,

316. but I got to call the cops

317. There's a potential shootout going to be happening

318. t in the trailer park tonigh

319. and I'm gonna call in the heavies.

320. You know, that's really unfair, Mr. Lahey.

321. Julian's on probation,

322. he could go back to jail for a really long time.

323. Julian's on probation, Cyrus isn't.

324. Cyrus will kill me.

325. You got any better ideas?

326. If not, put your shirt on and shut up.

327. , - You know, there's a lot of different personalities here

328. in this trailer park,

329. r and every single person tries to respect each othe

330. except for Cyrus.

331. He has no respect for anyone but himself.

332. And I don't really want to call the police in here

333. o And convince Mr. Lahey not t

334. because I feel that in this community,

335. we should be able to work things out ourselves

336. Cyrus ain't from the park,

337. you know what I mean?

338. Round here, it's all for all and one for one.

339. That's right.

340. When a person ain't from the park,

341. they don't understand the way shit goes down.

342. Like the J to the ROC, like Tyrone does, my man here.

343. You know what I'm sayin'? When your from the park,

344. it's all for one motherfucke r and one motherfucker

345. for all my fuckers everywhere, you know wha' I'm sayin'?

346. , But if you come from outside the park, you better watch out

347. cause you got a whole bunc h of park hustlers on your jock.

348. Got to stick together too, it's like a family.

349. Your jock don't stick together, but the people stick together.

350. That's the shit I'm talkin' about.

351. Everyday, Mr. Lahey and I clean up this playground...

352. Shit! It's Cyrus. Don't you move!

353. What's this I hear about you callin' the cops, huh?

354. What's this I hear about you callin' the cops?

355. Whoa! Now listen, there's people around here

356. Just take it easy, will ya, Cyrus?

357. I'll fucking make the decisions around here.

358. You got that, old man? Just back off, Cyrus.

359. Take your hands off me, Sasquatch.

360. Now listen... You listen to me, old man.

361. You call the cops and I'll make and example of you

362. You understand me?

363. What's that supposed to mean, Cyrus?

364. Bang! I got to spell it for you?

365. Now, say you're sorry.

366. I'm sorry.

367. - Kiss my hand. - I'm not kissing your hand.

368. Kiss my hand.

369. Do it.

370. All right, fuck off. I've got work to do.

371. Remember what I said.

372. Oh, my God.

373. Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing

374. , It's just that, number one

375. we're on probation.

376. Which is no big deal but, you know,

377. I don't really want to go back to jail.

378. And number two or three or whatever number we're on,

379. I'm not going back to jail for Julian

380. cause I don't even hang around him anymore.

381. We've got to make a few things clear.

382. - Sure. - The two of us can't live

383. in this trailer park together, now can we?

384. Right. So I guess someone's got to move.

385. That's what I'm talkin' about.

386. Hey, that's my shit

387. Hey! That's my shit!

388. That's my shit!

389. Obviously, you didn't hear me when I said, "Clear out your own shit."

390. Now, I want a new TV, I want a VCR

391. and I want my porn tapes replaced

392. because those were the cr? me de la cr? me.

393. - I want you out of this park. - I'm not leaving.

394. I provide a service for these good people.

395. They're like my family.

396. Tell him, people, go on!

397. By show of hands, those who need his dope.

398. I'd like to take this opportunity

399. to let anybody know that m e and Tyrone's open for business

400. We can service all yo' dop e needs, good prices too.

401. You know what I'm sayin'? See? We don't need ya here

402. Well, I'm not leavin'

403. and I'm not afraid to use this gun.

404. - I think you're afraid. - Fuck afraid!

405. My brain tells my finger to pull the trigger and BOOM!

406. Happens just like that. Let me talk to your brain then.

407. Hey, Cyrus' brain, pull the trigger.

408. What a funny guy.

409. Pull the trigger!

410. Do it! Do it!

411. You're not going to do it, man

412. Cyrus, you fucking dick!

413. Shut up!

414. Why don't you do yoursel f a favor and get off from the Park?

415. You don't belong here, this is my family.

416. Why don't ya get out of here

417. I don't need this shit anyway.

418. Thanks for getting rid of Cyrus for us, Julian.

419. Now if you could just help straighten Ricky out,

420. we'd be all set.

421. All right, everybody! Party's over! Let's go home.

422. Welcome back, Julian.

423. Fuck off, Mr. Lahey!

424. Come on, Randy, let's go write this up.

425. All in all, I think we had a pretty good day today, guys.

426. It's time to have a few drinks sit down, turn that thing off...

427. Man, I'm sorry to interrup t your TV show.

428. I've got nowhere to go, Julian

429. Me and Lucy are all done and my dad's drunk.

430. I was just wonderin' if I could, maybe,

431. sleep in your car or something Man, I've got nowhere to go.

432. Thanks, Julian.

433. I can't believe he's still out there.

434. For the past 18 months, I promised myself

435. to stay away from him.

436. I don't know, he's a good guy.

437. Take it easy, Julian. I'm leavin'.

438. - Relax, Ricky. - I got nowhere to go.

439. Relax.

440. Here, I got you some hot-dogs,

441. I got you some vodka.

442. I appreciate this, Julian, but I don't need your charity.

443. Ricky, it's okay, all right?

444. Here, you can sleep in the car for two days.

445. Thanks, buddy, I appreciate that.

446. I want you out of that car in two days though Ricky, all right?

447. No, more than two weeks, I promise, all right?