1. Here we go again
on the road till we stopCopy !req
2. and then we'll shop.Copy !req
3. So one, two, three, now,
baby, here we go, go, go.Copy !req
4. Here we go.Copy !req
5. Here we go on a
mission undercoverCopy !req
6. and we're in control.Copy !req
7. Here we go.Copy !req
8. Here we go.Copy !req
9. We're Totally Spies so
get on with the show.Copy !req
10. Here we go.Copy !req
11. Here we go.Copy !req
12. Here we go.Copy !req
13. So there's three seconds
left on the clock and swoosh,Copy !req
14. right through the net.Copy !req
15. It was totally awesome, man.
Then—Copy !req
16. Zachary
Williams, please reportCopy !req
17. to the principal's office.Copy !req
18. Busted, man.Copy !req
19. You're in so much trouble.Copy !req
20. Hey, no problemo.Copy !req
21. The principal probably wants to
put a statue of me in the gym.Copy !req
22. No, no, no, no, oh, no!Copy !req
23. Check it out, girls, the
first annual Beverly Hills YouthCopy !req
24. Spirit Awards is
looking for contestantsCopy !req
25. who typify youthful enthusiasm,
ambition, and optimism.Copy !req
26. That is so you, Sammy.Copy !req
27. I wish I could be a little more
optimistic about what they'reCopy !req
28. serving for lunch today.Copy !req
29. Fiber, riboflavin,
and vitamins,Copy !req
30. everything developing girls
need to grow fit and healthy.Copy !req
31. Ew.Copy !req
32. I'm starting to
think fit and healthyCopy !req
33. is overrated, Mrs. Muckle.Copy !req
34. Please tell me
you're not thinkingCopy !req
35. of entering the contest
that I'm going to win.Copy !req
36. I have just as much
chance as you, Mandy.Copy !req
37. FYI, this award
goes to someoneCopy !req
38. who best exhibits youthfulness.Copy !req
39. You're better suited to
enter the senior Olympics.Copy !req
40. Hm.Copy !req
41. Please, Mandy, Sam's got twice
as much youthful youth as you.Copy !req
42. Whatever.Copy !req
43. I'm just trying to save her
from total embarrassment.Copy !req
44. After all, she's the
one with gray hair.Copy !req
45. Hm.Copy !req
46. Gray hair?Copy !req
47. Of course, if
you get one, you'reCopy !req
48. sure to get another and another.Copy !req
49. Yeah, right.Copy !req
50. But I'm just going
to check anyway.Copy !req
51. I guess it's not so bad.Copy !req
52. I mean, gray hair's
distinguishing, right?Copy !req
53. Totally.Copy !req
54. I mean, what's the big deal?Copy !req
55. It's just one great hair.Copy !req
56. I can't believe
I just said that.Copy !req
57. You're right.Copy !req
58. I'll just get rid of it.Copy !req
59. Don't pluck it!Copy !req
60. Five more will
grow in its place!Copy !req
61. I thought you said
it was no big deal.Copy !req
62. One hair is no big deal.Copy !req
63. Five is an irreversible trend.Copy !req
64. But I don't even
want one gray hair.Copy !req
65. Oh, now see what
you've done, Clover.Copy !req
66. You better tell her
about our surprise.Copy !req
67. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
68. This will cheer you up, front
row seats to the Happy FunCopy !req
69. Fellas concert on Friday night.Copy !req
70. How did you get those?Copy !req
71. That concert's been
sold out for weeks.Copy !req
72. Oh, it was easy.Copy !req
73. The manager of the arena has
a cousin who lives next doorCopy !req
74. to a guy who's best friends
with a man who marriedCopy !req
75. a childhood classmate
of the mother of a guy ICopy !req
76. know from the football.Copy !req
77. I just flirted with him, and
he got the tickets for me.Copy !req
78. Wow, I guess it
really is who you know.Copy !req
79. Anyway, we can't
go to the concertCopy !req
80. if you're going to be crying
about your hair, can we?Copy !req
81. I guess not.Copy !req
82. Thanks, Clover.Copy !req
83. Ah!Copy !req
84. Ah!Copy !req
85. Ugh!Copy !req
86. So glad you could
breeze through, girls.Copy !req
87. As if we had a choice.Copy !req
88. Let's cut to the chase.Copy !req
89. Oceanside Middle
School is known forCopy !req
90. its superior athletic programs.Copy !req
91. Their teams have won state
championships for years.Copy !req
92. But suddenly, the teams
are losing all their games.Copy !req
93. Wow.Copy !req
94. They don't look like they could
win a knitting championship.Copy !req
95. I want you girls
to go undercoverCopy !req
96. and investigate this
strange shift in the studentCopy !req
97. body of Oceanside.Copy !req
98. Sam, you'll pose as
a history teacher.Copy !req
99. Alex, you'll be a
gymnastics coach.Copy !req
100. And Clover, you'll
be a lunch lady.Copy !req
101. As if!Copy !req
102. Try again, Jerr.Copy !req
103. I suppose you could always
go undercover as a janitorCopy !req
104. or a trigonometry teacher.Copy !req
105. On second thought,
where's my hair net?Copy !req
106. Now, on to the gadgets.Copy !req
107. Hoop earring communicators,
expandable cableCopy !req
108. bungee belts, Velcro band 3D
body analyzer wristwatch—Copy !req
109. That tickles.Copy !req
110. —and finally, DNA
scanner sunglasses,Copy !req
111. a butterfly laser
emitting pendant,Copy !req
112. and a multipurpose army knife.Copy !req
113. You never know?Copy !req
114. Jerry, how long
will this job take?Copy !req
115. We're going to a Happy Fun
Fellas concert on Friday night.Copy !req
116. Well, then, I guess we better
get you started immediately.Copy !req
117. Whoa!Copy !req
118. Whoa!Copy !req
119. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
120. Who'd ever believe that I
could pass as a lunch lady?Copy !req
121. Hey, lunch lady what's
on the menu today?Copy !req
122. Agh!Copy !req
123. Ah!Copy !req
124. Come on, let's take
our undercover positionsCopy !req
125. before the rest of
the kids show up.Copy !req
126. Ugh.Copy !req
127. OK, team, that
was really slow.Copy !req
128. Let's hit the showers.Copy !req
129. All right, everybody out.Copy !req
130. But we just started.Copy !req
131. It's not like you worked
up a sweat out there.Copy !req
132. Wow, their DNA has been changed.Copy !req
133. It's like they have the genetic
traits of someone in their 80s.Copy !req
134. OK, class, today we're going
to learn about the Cold War.Copy !req
135. I need a volunteer to
be the Soviet Union.Copy !req
136. OK, then, I'll
volunteer someone.Copy !req
137. How about you, Theodore?Copy !req
138. Oh, wonderful.Copy !req
139. May I say it is indeed
an honor and a privilegeCopy !req
140. to participate in such a
lively classroom endeavor,Copy !req
141. for it is often said—
- Bravo!Copy !req
142. You go!Copy !req
143. Stand over there.Copy !req
144. I'm going to need some
satellite nations.Copy !req
145. Here, you be Yugoslavia.Copy !req
146. How about you as Czechoslovakia.Copy !req
147. Actually, everybody come up
here and face the blackboard.Copy !req
148. But why?Copy !req
149. Oh, Because you're
the Berlin Wall.Copy !req
150. All right, everybody close your
eyes to simulate nighttime.Copy !req
151. You too, Theodore.Copy !req
152. But I'm the Soviet Union.Copy !req
153. You're taking a nap.Copy !req
154. Weird, glandular
function slowing down.Copy !req
155. Mental alertness
dangerously low.Copy !req
156. Small contusions on
all their foreheads.Copy !req
157. Energy and vitality
levels, hm, not that bad.Copy !req
158. OK, maybe I was
wrong about that.Copy !req
159. What will you have?Copy !req
160. Prunes, please.Copy !req
161. How about some
ice cream or cake?Copy !req
162. No, I'd better
stick with the prunes.Copy !req
163. How about you?Copy !req
164. Prunes also please.Copy !req
165. And if you have anything
else that's easy to chew,Copy !req
166. that would be great.Copy !req
167. Easy to chew?Copy !req
168. You've got a head
full of strong teeth.Copy !req
169. Yeah, those were the days.Copy !req
170. Aw.Copy !req
171. OK, is it me or are these
kids about as lively as sloths.Copy !req
172. Yeah, it's like
they've all hadCopy !req
173. life-o-suction or something.Copy !req
174. We've got to figure out
who's behind all this.Copy !req
175. Darned kids, leave nothing
but messes everywhere they go,Copy !req
176. snot-nosed good for nothings.Copy !req
177. OK I think we just found
our number one suspect.Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. Look!Copy !req
180. That teacher is turning
a kid into a zombie.Copy !req
181. Hey!Copy !req
182. Ah!Copy !req
183. Oh!Copy !req
184. Oh no you don't.Copy !req
185. What do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
186. Stopping you from stealing
this innocent student's youth.Copy !req
187. I was only showing
the lad that he gotCopy !req
188. an A-plus on his science test.Copy !req
189. I never got an A-plus before.Copy !req
190. Gosh, thanks, Mrs. Killaher.Copy !req
191. We are so sorry.Copy !req
192. I don't recall seeing
you at this school before.Copy !req
193. Um, that's because
we're part of the schoolCopy !req
194. district's substitute
gym teacher, historyCopy !req
195. teacher, lunch lady program.Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. Oh!Copy !req
198. Here's the copies you needed
all coalated and alphabetized.Copy !req
199. I also got you these to
brighten up your room.Copy !req
200. Thank you, Theodore.Copy !req
201. They're beautiful.Copy !req
202. You're a nice kid.Copy !req
203. Why don't you go
outside and play?Copy !req
204. I would, but my
friends are so boring.Copy !req
205. They just sit around and talk
about their aches and pains.Copy !req
206. Don't you have anything
else that needs to be done?Copy !req
207. OK, how about
distributing these memosCopy !req
208. to all the classrooms?Copy !req
209. Great, thanks.Copy !req
210. Hm?Copy !req
211. Ah!Copy !req
212. No, please, don't!Copy !req
213. Oh, a pep rally.Copy !req
214. I love these school events.Copy !req
215. They're so full of energy.Copy !req
216. Thus the term, pep rally.Copy !req
217. Theodore, what's the matter?Copy !req
218. Guys, this is really serious.Copy !req
219. Let's spread out and look
for anyone suspicious.Copy !req
220. As you all know, this
weekend is Oceanside JuniorCopy !req
221. High School's homecoming game.Copy !req
222. So let's all give a rousing
cheer to the football team.Copy !req
223. Yay.Copy !req
224. This is no pep rally.Copy !req
225. It's a pep funeral.Copy !req
226. What's weirder
is that PrincipalCopy !req
227. Smith doesn't notice that the
kids are acting so strangely.Copy !req
228. He either doesn't
notice or he doesn't care.Copy !req
229. Maybe it's because he knows
why they're acting that way.Copy !req
230. Let's see what Jerry can
tell us about this guy.Copy !req
231. Jerry, it's Alex.Copy !req
232. Listen, we may be
onto something.Copy !req
233. Can you do some research
on principal John Smith?Copy !req
234. Certainly.Copy !req
235. Here you go.Copy !req
236. It says that
Smith was previouslyCopy !req
237. a headmaster at Ravenswood
Boys School in England,Copy !req
238. but it seems he left under
mysterious circumstances.Copy !req
239. Looks like we're going
on a field trip, girls.Copy !req
240. Oh!Copy !req
241. Wow, looks familiar, huh?Copy !req
242. Just like the
students at Oceanside.Copy !req
243. Hm, lunch time.Copy !req
244. Perfect for spy-mode, girls.Copy !req
245. Yeah!Copy !req
246. OK, let's see what we
can find out about Smith.Copy !req
247. Nothing in here.Copy !req
248. What's this?Copy !req
249. Uh-huh.Copy !req
250. Ah!Copy !req
251. Ugh.Copy !req
252. That was really unexpected.Copy !req
253. Whoa, if only I had
a finger big enoughCopy !req
254. to wear that on a ring.Copy !req
255. Weird.Copy !req
256. This manuscript describes
how youth can beCopy !req
257. extracted from people's souls.Copy !req
258. Hey, this guy looks
really familiar.Copy !req
259. Yeah, he looks
like Principal Smith.Copy !req
260. Except why is he in
those ancient clothes?Copy !req
261. Because Smith
is 800 years old.Copy !req
262. This is his journal.Copy !req
263. There's entries dating
back to the 13th century.Copy !req
264. Somehow Smith must be stealing
youth and administering itCopy !req
265. to himself.Copy !req
266. And I'd bet that jewel has
something to do with it.Copy !req
267. You mean Smith literally
found a fountain of youth?Copy !req
268. Hey!Copy !req
269. Oh!Copy !req
270. It's the janitor!Copy !req
271. And the teacher!Copy !req
272. What are you doing here?Copy !req
273. The The question is,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
274. Getting rid of you brats.Copy !req
275. We can't let them get away!
Ugh!Copy !req
276. Whoa!Copy !req
277. Where'd they go?Copy !req
278. Where'd Alex go?Copy !req
279. Alex!Copy !req
280. - Ah!
- Sammy!Copy !req
281. Ah!Copy !req
282. Where could they
have taken Alex?Copy !req
283. Look!Copy !req
284. Alex!Copy !req
285. Are you all right?Copy !req
286. They drained her of youth!Copy !req
287. Follow her!Copy !req
288. Where did she go?Copy !req
289. Ah!Copy !req
290. Now we got ya!Copy !req
291. I don't get it.Copy !req
292. Why are you doing
Smith's dirty work?Copy !req
293. Give up, girls.Copy !req
294. There's no escape.Copy !req
295. I'm not sure how you discovered
my little enterprise,Copy !req
296. but you've made a
terrible mistake.Copy !req
297. We know you're stealing
these kids' youth.Copy !req
298. You will never get away with it.Copy !req
299. On the contrary I
have for centuries.Copy !req
300. And this last big score will
provide me with enough youthCopy !req
301. to give me immortality.Copy !req
302. What do you mean
last big score?Copy !req
303. I mean the Happy
Fun Fellas concert.Copy !req
304. You wouldn't dare!Copy !req
305. If you touch a single hair
on their precious heads,Copy !req
306. I swear I'll open a
heavy duty can of WOOHPCopy !req
307. brand butt whoop on ya.Copy !req
308. And miss one of the
largest gatheringsCopy !req
309. of young people in years?Copy !req
310. I think not.Copy !req
311. Soon all that
youth will be mine.Copy !req
312. Open the windows.Copy !req
313. The jewel of Sumatra.Copy !req
314. Quite rare, only
three in the world.Copy !req
315. And I have them all.Copy !req
316. When the sun
strikes it, its raysCopy !req
317. will disperse and pass
through you, takingCopy !req
318. your youth along with it.Copy !req
319. We've got to get
loose before that jewelCopy !req
320. turns our brains into oatmeal.Copy !req
321. I can't get my hands free.Copy !req
322. This is awful.Copy !req
323. I am too young to be old.Copy !req
324. OK, try swinging back and forth.Copy !req
325. Maybe I can untie your hands.Copy !req
326. OK, I've got you.Copy !req
327. Now if I can just cut your rope.Copy !req
328. Hurry up, Sam!Copy !req
329. The sun's almost
hitting the jewel!Copy !req
330. I'm doing my best.Copy !req
331. Alex, can you give Sam a hand?Copy !req
332. OK, right after my nap.Copy !req
333. Alex!Copy !req
334. Wake up!Copy !req
335. Ah!Copy !req
336. Ow!Copy !req
337. OK, somebody's going to have
to go lighter on the ice cream.Copy !req
338. Um, Clover?Copy !req
339. What?Copy !req
340. You might want
to close your eyes.Copy !req
341. Why?Copy !req
342. Wah!Copy !req
343. That went well.Copy !req
344. Come on, we've got
to get to that concertCopy !req
345. before it's too late.Copy !req
346. Hey, Beverly Hills,
are you ready to rock?Copy !req
347. He could be anywhere.Copy !req
348. Let's spread out.Copy !req
349. Right.Copy !req
350. I'll check back stage.Copy !req
351. Alex, why don't you just sit
here and enjoy the music?Copy !req
352. Um—Copy !req
353. Whoa.Copy !req
354. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
355. I have to get back
there and save the world.Copy !req
356. I've heard some
good ones in my day,Copy !req
357. but nobody ever
pulled that one on me.Copy !req
358. But you have got—Copy !req
359. Back you go, Missy.Copy !req
360. Once the circuit is connected,
the final assault will begin.Copy !req
361. All ready.Copy !req
362. This ought to slow him down.Copy !req
363. Oh!Copy !req
364. How did she get loose?Copy !req
365. I guess I'll have to
finish her off myself.Copy !req
366. Ah!Copy !req
367. Give it up, Smith.Copy !req
368. You will never get
away with this.Copy !req
369. On the contrary, young lady.Copy !req
370. I already have.Copy !req
371. Hey, this isn't in the script.Copy !req
372. Yes, that's it.Copy !req
373. Give me all your precious youth.Copy !req
374. Ah, With I wonder if—Copy !req
375. Hey.Copy !req
376. Sorry, I love your music.Copy !req
377. Stop her!Copy !req
378. Whoa!Copy !req
379. You could have at
least fallen on her.Copy !req
380. Where do you
think you're going?Copy !req
381. Class dismissed.Copy !req
382. Out of my way.Copy !req
383. Ah!Copy !req
384. Ah!Copy !req
385. Ah!Copy !req
386. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
387. Your youth second
waves are over.Copy !req
388. Not so fast, Smith.Copy !req
389. No!Copy !req
390. Was that part of our show?Copy !req
391. That's weird.Copy !req
392. Hey, I feel like myself again.Copy !req
393. And not a second too soon.Copy !req
394. I was starting to worry
that we'd have to putCopy !req
395. you into a retirement home.Copy !req
396. Nice work, girls.Copy !req
397. What happened to Smith?Copy !req
398. We're not exactly sure.Copy !req
399. This is all he left behind.Copy !req
400. Odd.Copy !req
401. I hope we've seen
the last of him.Copy !req
402. For his sake, I
hope we have too.Copy !req
403. OK, girls, I've
been old long enough.Copy !req
404. Let's dance!Copy !req
405. Let's go, Jerry.Copy !req
406. Go Jerry.Copy !req
407. Go Jerry.Copy !req
408. Woo!
Woo!Copy !req
409. Go Jerry.Copy !req
410. I am so glad that's over with.Copy !req
411. Yeah, no offense, Alex, but
you didn't age too gracefully.Copy !req
412. Speaking of not
aging gracefully,Copy !req
413. I guess I should withdraw from
the youth spirit competition.Copy !req
414. Who'd vote for a teenager
with a gray hair.Copy !req
415. Wait a second!Copy !req
416. Your gray hair is gone!Copy !req
417. I told you not
to pluck it, Sam.Copy !req
418. I didn't.Copy !req
419. But I did wash my hair.Copy !req
420. Oh, I am so lame, duh.Copy !req
421. I was working on an art
project using gray paint.Copy !req
422. I'm not getting
old and decrepit.Copy !req
423. I'm just messy.Copy !req
424. Put a sock in it.Copy !req
425. They're just about to name
me winner of the competition.Copy !req
426. And the Youth Spirit
Award goes to Mrs. Muckle.Copy !req
427. Mrs. Muckle?Copy !req
428. Ugh!Copy !req
429. Mrs. Muckle has 50
years of volunteer work,Copy !req
430. leadership in the orgphanage,
an annual trip to Europe,Copy !req
431. a series of gourmet
cookbooks with allCopy !req
432. the profits donated to help
build that new kindergarten.Copy !req
433. Congratulations, Mrs. Muckle.Copy !req
434. You deserved to win.Copy !req
435. It's not how old you are.Copy !req
436. It's how you are being old.Copy !req
437. Come on down, Mrs. Muckle
and claim your prize,Copy !req
438. a brand new wave slicer jet ski.Copy !req
439. It's OK, Sam.Copy !req
440. There's always next year.Copy !req
441. Or the year after that.Copy !req
442. Or the next 50
years after that.Copy !req