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we stop, and then we'll shop.
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baby, here we go, go, go.
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mission undercover,
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the excitement's about.
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announces to one and all
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been voted the most
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ever to hit Beverly High.
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been voted most popular!
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most popular girl in school.
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funny, and totally cool, Sammy.
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to this madness right away.
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them, miss popular.
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sign our yearbooks?
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important thing could
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happy to hear from Jerry.
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have some terrible news.
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Johnson, the world's
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have been mysteriously abducted.
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which is particularly odd.
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girls to go undercover and keep
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biggest box office star,
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be the next target.
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totally hunkalicious.
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enthusiastic, but remember,
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profile person.
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rocket fuel mules.
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fabulous, and I call dibs.
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go anywhere air masks, hoop
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banana clip boomerangs,
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jet pack backpack filled
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Whatever.
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the gardener again?
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matches my new shoes,
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and keep our eyes on Brock.
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Brock William's bedroom.
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to be investigating.
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things out of the ordinary.
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want to check this out.
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talking about him.
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important and very attractive
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boy's stalking days are over.
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highly respected photographer.
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help attacking the media.
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trying to protect you.
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up on the cover
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high profile magazine?
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worry about that.
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from my lawyer.
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work, all of you.
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crush is so over.
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hunkalicious to jerkerrific.
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anywhere air masks.
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chopper toot sweet.
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assignment for you.
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big box office star,
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tonight in Hollywood.
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to be Amber, and bait
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two can move in and stop him.
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play the part of Amber,
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dramatic one of the group.
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Stone facial mask as we speak.
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news, it appears
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been inundated with fan mail.
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overnight sensation.
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a camera lens to abduct Brock.
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comes our starlet now.
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for supporting my new movie.
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challenging, rewarding role
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taking the bait.
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isn't buying Alex's
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Amber if you want.
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the lens of the projector.
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ones have to be bad guys?
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slept in a cement mixer.
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used his experimental camera
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filmmaker who invented
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the ability to freeze
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off the coast of South Africa.
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where he's taking Alex.
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WOOHP technology
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thing Alex was abducted,
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less room in here.
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Alex and our stars.
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very curious as to why
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251. We just want to get
the heck out of here.
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worried sick about me.
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tell you anyway.
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very dismissive of my work.
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they won't be able to ignore.
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in your stupid movie
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and all the money in the world.
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offer you can't refuse.
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movie set rigged with traps
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of course, cameras
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somehow you manage
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blockbuster masterpiece,
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the role clearly meant for me,
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an imposter on my set.
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you're not Amber.
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until things die down.
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visit real soon, now.
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young talent to exploit.
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eerie, but at least
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power of a good accessory.
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soldiers were bad.
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look twice as mean.
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they're wearing revealing mini
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by a mob of crazed men,
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get my autograph.
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these guys aren't fans.
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we can get back to being
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consider a career in movies,
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mention it, as a child,
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of myself on the big screen.
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you up on that offer.
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silent movies anymore, Jer.
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am so glad to finally be home.
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got just enough time
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closet, you know, if you run.
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announcement to make.
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official ballots,
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an error in the tabulation.
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most popular girl in school.
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sick or something.
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