Totally Spies! 1x2

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The girls travel to the African Nation of Lyrobia to investigate a strange kidnapping attempt against that country’s Queen Tassara -- a kidnapping attempt with an anti-gravity ray! After Clover, who’s disguised as the Queen in order to protect her, is abducted from the palace, the girls and the real Tassara must go after her. They eventually discover that Makeda, the Queen’s jealous sister, is the kidnapper -- and she wants to keep her sister from signing a peace treaty with neighboring Kenyopia so that a twenty-year war between the two countries will continue and she (due to a deal she made with the General of Kenyopia) will become Queen. Can the girls stop Makeda and get Tassara to a peace summit in Geneva before it’s too late? In the b-story, Clover and Mandy compete for the title of Homecoming Queen.

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1. Here we go.

2. Getting on a roll until we stop.

3. And then we'll shop.

4. So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go.

5. Here we go.

6. HEre we go.

7. On a mission, undercover, and we're in control.

8. Here we go.

9. Here we go.

10. Totally Spies, mm, yeah, get on with the show.

11. Here we go.

12. Here we go.

13. Here we go.

14. New WOOHP state of the art technology?

15. Please.

16. The evapoblaster's Nothing but a glorified hair dryer.

17. I agree.

18. That mission was totally lame.

19. I mean, avalanche patrol?

20. What are we?

21. Spies or forest Rangers?

22. Neither.

23. Apparently we're goat babysitters.

24. I thought this whole spy gig was supposed to be fun.

25. So much for the days of exciting missions and exotic places.

26. At least we can be psyched about our big snowboarding trip

27. this weekend.

28. Yeah.

29. What do you say we forget about Jerry and his boring missions

30. and focus on what is really important?

31. Wow!

32. Oh, it's fabulous.

33. But, don't you think it's a bit tight for snowboarding?

34. It's hardly any of your business.

35. Now bug off.

36. Ahem.

37. Alex here.

38. Alex, I've noticed your grades have slipped.

39. So I've arranged for you to be tutored by our top WOOHP

40. scholar every day after school.

41. No need to thank me.

42. I'm just happy to help where I can.

43. OK, being a spy has just gone

44. from mundane to ridiculous.

45. We can't even get ready for our trip without Jerry bugging us.

46. Tell me about it.

47. That man is the absolute worst.

48. We should definitely give him a piece of our minds.

49. I totally agree.

50. It's high time we put our feet down.

51. Well, you know what they say, no time like the present.

52. OK, Jerry, enough is enough.

53. That That's right.

54. We're sick of you butting into our personal lives.

55. Yeah, and no more treating us like little girls.

56. Do I make myself c— cl— clear?

57. Crystal clear.

58. Hello, girls.

59. I'm Mac Smit, your new WOOHP guardian.

60. Your our new guardian?

61. What— what happened to Jerry?

62. Jerry decided after 35 wonderful years with WOOHP

63. that it was time he worked on his golf game.

64. He's retired. - It's true, ladies.

65. I have indeed retired.

66. I am, however, confident that I've

67. left you in very capable hands.

68. Max should prove to be a fine replacement.

69. So, does this mean we're never going to see you again, Jer?

70. Sorry, I can't help you.

71. I'm retired.

72. I can't believe Jerry retired.

73. It seems like just yesterday he was invading our privacy

74. and majorly getting on our nerves.

75. Well, we'll have plenty of time to get acquainted later,

76. girls.

77. Right now I need you to gather around because I have a really

78. important mission for you.

79. Great.

80. This guy's going to be a pain in the butt just like Jerry.

81. And the first thing you'll need for this mission

82. is an official WOOHP platinum credit card.

83. Woe.

84. Did you just say platinum credit card?

85. That's right.

86. WOOHP gave me a couple of new cards this morning.

87. Your first mission is to go shopping

88. on the organization's dime.

89. I know this fabulous new department store in Paris.

90. Paris?

91. But what about our gadgets?

92. Jerry always gives us gadgets.

93. OK, here's the parasol cross-bow,

94. the backpack jet pack, the crime scene scanner watch,

95. the tornado in a can of hairspray,

96. and a tube of immobilizing stun tan lotion.

97. Have fun.

98. It's official, Mac's the best,

99. the total, ultimate coolest.

100. You can say that again.

101. But he's also so cool and smart.

102. I'm going to call Jerry to see what he might

103. like for a retirement gift.

104. Hey, Jer?

105. It's Alex.

106. Just wondering what you might like as a retirement—

107. Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired.

108. Rude much?

109. Don't worry about it.

110. Yeah, Jerry's loss is totally our gain.

111. Maybe I'll buy a gift for Mac.

112. After all, a little generosity could go a long way.

113. What the?

114. Ah!

115. Run for it.

116. Oh, man.

117. What a waste.

118. Those were cashmere.

119. Time for a little retaliation.

120. OK, that's a little more purchasing

121. power than I was looking for.

122. We better get back to WOOHP and tell Mac what happened.

123. Nice suit.

124. Woe, back so soon?

125. Yeah, we had a little problem with the credit card.

126. Not that we didn't totally appreciate you giving it to us.

127. What?

128. Was it declined or something?

129. No.

130. It attacked us with its whirling saw blades of death.

131. We barely made it out of the store alive.

132. Um, for you.

133. Sorry I didn't have time to get it gift wrapped.

134. Ah, you girls can't be serious.

135. Unfortunately, we are serious.

136. And so is the $200,000 bill for damages you'll be receiving

137. from the department store.

138. Doesn't it even bother you that we were almost shredded

139. by a killer credit card?

140. Alex, Mac is a seasoned agent.

141. He's probably been in so many dangerous situations stuff

142. like this doesn't even phase him.

143. Girls, I apologize.

144. You've got to let me make this up to you.

145. How about a cliff diving adventure in Acapulco?

146. I think we've had enough international excitement

147. for one day.

148. Well, then the least I can do is

149. offer you a ride home in style.

150. Take my brand new Turbo Titan 3,000 XT.

151. Just bought it yesterday.

152. Still has that new car smell.

153. Wow.

154. Well if you insist.

155. This is totally awesome.

156. I mean, could Mack possibly be anymore money.

157. He's got the brains, he's got cute, and his car's the bomb.

158. Tell me about it.

159. This car practically drives itself.

160. Ooh, sunglasses.

161. What do we need sunglasses for?

162. It's night time.

163. It's not a question of function, Alex.

164. It's a question of fashion.

165. Woe!

166. Woe, I guess this car really is the bomb.

167. I wonder what could have caused this.

168. I think the question is, who could have caused this?

169. Huh?

170. Bingo.

171. What is it?

172. A fingerprint.

173. A fingerprint that belongs to a criminal named Tim Scam.

174. Man, his rap sheets longer than Clover's list

175. of past boyfriends.

176. Well, almost.

177. Uh-oh.

178. We should warn Mack.

179. I mean, first the evil credit card, and now this.

180. I think this Tim guy's after him.

181. Huh, there's no answer.

182. Then I guess we better get to WOOHP and warn him.

183. And how exactly are we going to do that?

184. Yeah, in case you forgot, our ride exploded.

185. Well, if we can't drive, let's fly.

186. Yeah.

187. Where could he be?

188. I don't know, but we should at least leave him a note.

189. That says what?

190. Mac, FYI, in addition to turning your credit card

191. into a whirling blade of death, some psycho

192. also blew your car into a billion pieces of scrap metal.

193. By the way, let's do lunch.

194. Check this out, a schematic drawing of the evapoblaster

195. and a file on Tim Scam.

196. That's weird.

197. Why would Mac have those?

198. Unless he knows that Tim Scam is after him.

199. Wait a second, this is a WOOHP employee file.

200. That's impossible.

201. That would mean that—

202. Tim Scam used to work at WOOHP.

203. According to these records he was a WOOHP weapons

204. technician 20 years ago.

205. But it says here he was fired for illegal use

206. of WOOHP technology.

207. What a creep.

208. We better call Jerry.

209. I'm sure he remembers Tim Scam.

210. After all, he worked here for like 90 years.

211. Jerry, you've got to help us.

212. There's a crazy—

213. Sorry, I can't help you.

214. I'm retired.

215. Tres Uncouth.

216. I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency.

217. Wait a second.

218. Sorry, I can't help you.

219. I'm retired.

220. I knew it.

221. This isn't live.

222. This is on a tape loop.

223. A tape loop?

224. Now why did Jerry do that?

225. He wouldn't.

226. But someone else might.

227. Someone like Tim Scam.

228. Hold it right there.

229. It's him.

230. Maybe we could use something in here to give him the slip.

231. I get a ticket every time I drive my car.

232. How am I supposed to drive any of these crazy things.

233. How hard can this be to drive?

234. What the?

235. Anti-gravity cycle.

236. No time for driving lessons.

237. Ah!

238. As if my hair isn't brittle enough.

239. I never realized how creepy this place is.

240. I'm glad we work outside the office.

241. I think we lost him.

242. Hm, guess you don't need that wheel after all.

243. Sammy,

244. Follow my lead.

245. Ew.

246. Where are we?

247. Shh.

248. Mac.

249. Alex? Clover?

250. That's strange.

251. Why would someone outfit the evapoblaster

252. with a missile guidance system.

253. We're so happy it's you and not that crazy Tim Scam.

254. Yeah, he's been chasing us all over WOOHP, and he's after you.

255. too.

256. Hmm, by the way, do you girls still have

257. your stun tan lotion on you?

258. Sure.

259. So what are we going to do about Tim scam?

260. Hey, did you know that your name backwards spells Tim Scam.

261. Woe, that is a weird coincidence.

262. You're Tim Scam.

263. Thank goodness you're all right.

264. I was so worried that Tim Scam got to you.

265. Woe!

266. Not so fast.

267. Ugh, call emergency.

268. I need a deep tissue massage right this second.

269. Make it two.

270. Hey, where's that jerk MAC Smit, or Tim Scam,

271. or whatever his name is.

272. Forget about that jerk.

273. Where are we?

274. Try to relax and enjoy the ride, girls.

275. Why did you bring us out here?

276. And what do you plan to do with that?

277. Why, I'm going to use it to evaporate

278. the entire Earth's water from the safety of my space ship.

279. I got to say, even for a complete psycho

280. like you, that's still a really crazy idea.

281. Thank you.

282. We read your WOOHP file.

283. We know all about your criminal past.

284. WOOHP never did appreciate me for the genius that I am.

285. Drop the money.

286. We've got you surrounded.

287. I can't believe I actually thought you were cool.

288. You seem so smart.

289. But now I see you're just another immature,

290. run of the mill terrorist.

291. We're, like, so over.

292. Yeah and you can just forget about your crazy little plan.

293. Because you're going to have to deal with us first.

294. OK, you're dealt with.

295. Oh, and while you're out there, tell Jerry I said hello.

296. Finally, my weapons can be put to good use.

297. Oh, no.

298. He already started.

299. We got to stop him.

300. What do you think Scam meant by, tell Jerry I said hello.

301. Jerry!

302. Now it all makes sense.

303. Tim Scam blasted Jerry out here so he can take Jerry's

304. place and gain access to WOOHP.

305. We've got to get to Jerry before he runs out of oxygen.

306. But how are we supposed to get over to him?

307. Wait, I've got it.

308. Great idea.

309. What's your idea?

310. I'm going to use the tornado in a can

311. to give us a little kick.

312. Oops.

313. I guess I had the can turned the wrong way.

314. We did it.

315. We hooked up to Jerry's pod.

316. Now take us back to the mother ship.

317. It's a good thing there's no gravity out here

318. or Jerry would be out of luck.

319. Come on, Jerry.

320. You've got at least a couple more years in you.

321. Jerry's going to be just fine.

322. Come on.

323. Where could he be?

324. Judging by that floating ocean out there,

325. I'd say can't be far.

326. We've got to find the evapoblaster

327. and send that water back to Earth.

328. I've got your evapoblaster right there.

329. Terrific.

330. The one day I forget my moisturizer.

331. Hey.

332. What is this?

333. Let me out of here.

334. Jerry!

335. Don't you remember?

336. I think this was your best weapon ever.

337. You look like you could use some liquid refreshment.

338. Thanks so much for saving us, Jerry.

339. Yeah, I almost feel bad for calling you a boring old goat.

340. You called me a what?

341. No time to explain.

342. We've got to get that water back to Earth.

343. Let me out of here.

344. So, we missed our snowboarding trip,

345. but at least we saved the world.

346. And we saved Jerry.

347. I never thought I'd admit it, but I was really starting

348. to miss that old goat—

349. I mean, mature guy.

350. Good evening, ladies.

351. Just wanted to stop by and officially

352. thank you for saving my life.

353. Don't sweat it.

354. After all, you saved our lives, too.

355. Still, I did want to properly show my appreciation.

356. And so, I'm sending you on a surprise ski trip

357. to St. Moritz.

358. Wow. Thanks.

359. Great.

360. Cool.

361. But first, I have a mission for you girls.

362. I need you to train the entire WOOHP canine division.

363. That is of course, after you do your homework

364. and clean your rooms.

365. And I've got some filing I need have done.

366. - No. - Not again.

367. Jerry!