1. [THEME MUSIC - MOONBABY, "HERE
WE GO'] (SINGING) Here we go.Copy !req
2. We're getting on the road till
we stop, and then we'll shop.Copy !req
3. So 1, 2, 3, now,
baby, here we go.Copy !req
4. Here we go.Copy !req
5. Here we go on a
mission undercoverCopy !req
6. and we're in control Here we go.Copy !req
7. Here we go.Copy !req
8. Totally Spies, so
get on with the show.Copy !req
9. Here we go.Copy !req
10. Here we go.Copy !req
11. Here we go.Copy !req
12. Hey, Tobey, put that
fantasy junk away.Copy !req
13. Yeah?Copy !req
14. How about the reality of getting
the chores done before sun up?Copy !req
15. Oh, but this is the best part.Copy !req
16. The aliens are about to land.Copy !req
17. Oh, my!Copy !req
18. Straighten out!Copy !req
19. Right!Copy !req
20. Look out!Copy !req
21. I seriously suggest you get
yourself a bus schedule,Copy !req
22. young lady, because
at this rate,Copy !req
23. there's no way you're going
to pass your driving test.Copy !req
24. But I've got to pass.Copy !req
25. Girls who drive
attract three timesCopy !req
26. more boys than girls who don't.Copy !req
27. Don't worry, Alex.Copy !req
28. We know you'll come
through in the clutch.Copy !req
29. Please, don't say clutch.Copy !req
30. Huh?Copy !req
31. You're the one taking
driver's ed, Alex.Copy !req
32. Where are the brakes?Copy !req
33. Oh!Copy !req
34. Is this WOOHP?Copy !req
35. I can't see anything.Copy !req
36. I knew I should have
bought that glow-in-the-darkCopy !req
37. tank top I saw at the mall.Copy !req
38. Have I mentioned how much
I really don't like the dark?Copy !req
39. I'm not scared.Copy !req
40. It's just, you know, you
never know what's gonna—Copy !req
41. Hello, girls.Copy !req
42. Jerry!Copy !req
43. Ah, you know what
stress does to my skin.Copy !req
44. Sorry.Copy !req
45. Agent Morrison tripped over
the generator cable again.Copy !req
46. Now, take a look at
these satellite tapesCopy !req
47. from Italy, Russia, and France.Copy !req
48. WOOHP has reason to believe
the people in these videosCopy !req
49. were abducted by aliens.Copy !req
50. Aliens?Copy !req
51. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
52. What did you do, bump
your head in the showerCopy !req
53. this morning, Jer?Copy !req
54. This is serious, spies.Copy !req
55. These abductions occurred
in the last two weeks.Copy !req
56. The first one was in
this Iowa cornfield.Copy !req
57. Your mission is to
visit the abduction siteCopy !req
58. and look for clues.Copy !req
59. I knew we couldn't
be alone in the galaxy.Copy !req
60. I knew there was life
on other planets.Copy !req
61. Hey, Alex, you sound like
you're from another planet.Copy !req
62. Yeah, planet Whatever.Copy !req
63. Now then, your equipment will
include some old favorites,Copy !req
64. jet pack backpacks,
hair pick lock picks,Copy !req
65. heat sensor 6,000 infrared
motion detector sunglasses,Copy !req
66. now with wireless internet
connections and digital cameraCopy !req
67. functions, and some new
items, wrist-mountedCopy !req
68. Bradlow XGs and CLALG.Copy !req
69. Ew.Copy !req
70. Need a glass of water, Jerry?Copy !req
71. That's CLALG,
C-L-A-L-G, CombinationCopy !req
72. Laser and Lip Gloss in fruity,
low-cal bubblegum flavor.Copy !req
73. If there are aliens out
there, we'll show themCopy !req
74. the best Earth has to offer.Copy !req
75. Yay, Earth.Copy !req
76. Good bye, and
good luck, ladies.Copy !req
77. This is
your WOOHP pilot speaking.Copy !req
78. We're currently flying over
the Midwest at 37,000 feet.Copy !req
79. If you look out the bottom of
the plane, you'll see Iowa.Copy !req
80. Bottom of the plane?Copy !req
81. Whoa!Copy !req
82. Looks like it doesn't
matter if she's driving a carCopy !req
83. or flying a jet pack,
Alex still can't steer.Copy !req
84. I hope she sees that—Copy !req
85. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
86. —water tower.Copy !req
87. Clover?Copy !req
88. Sam?Copy !req
89. Can you read me?Copy !req
90. We're in the cornfield.Copy !req
91. It's like a maze.Copy !req
92. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
93. I can see you.Copy !req
94. Hello!Copy !req
95. The corn's been cut in
some kind of pattern.Copy !req
96. It looks like a giant sandal.Copy !req
97. I'm sending a picture
of this back to WOOHP.Copy !req
98. We're not coming back from
this mission with aliens, justCopy !req
99. with corn dust in our hair.Copy !req
100. Um, just a tip, don't try that
move during your driver's test.Copy !req
101. Right.Copy !req
102. Ah, who's there?Copy !req
103. I don't like this.Copy !req
104. Me neither.Copy !req
105. Oh, we didn't
mean to scare you.Copy !req
106. I'm Tobey, and this is Jed.Copy !req
107. Talk about out of this world.Copy !req
108. I'm Sam, and this
is Alex and Clover.Copy !req
109. We're corn inspectors.Copy !req
110. Were you here the night
there were all those lights?Copy !req
111. We sure were.Copy !req
112. Our buddy, Caleb, got picked
right up into a spaceship.Copy !req
113. We've been looking
for him ever since.Copy !req
114. What did this
spaceship look like?Copy !req
115. It looked like a kumquat.Copy !req
116. Nah, more like a
big old rutabaga.Copy !req
117. Ah, you got hog
slop in your eyes.Copy !req
118. Do you guys take
snack breaks out here?Copy !req
119. No.Copy !req
120. The nearest burger
place is 40 miles away.Copy !req
121. Then, either there were other
humans here the night Caleb gotCopy !req
122. snatched, or the
aliens went throughCopy !req
123. the drive-through before
getting down to business.Copy !req
124. Hasn't my hair
suffered enough?Copy !req
125. Maybe the aliens
have come back.Copy !req
126. Huh?Copy !req
127. You girls better
check that out.Copy !req
128. I'm going to stay here and,
you know, protect the corn.Copy !req
129. Someone should
protect them from you.Copy !req
130. Who are you, and what
are you doing here?Copy !req
131. We're relatives of the
people who disappeared.Copy !req
132. We're trying to figure
out what's going on.Copy !req
133. Ah, well, I'm
Dr. Sagan Hawking.Copy !req
134. I'm an astronomer.Copy !req
135. Cool!Copy !req
136. I'm a Virgo.Copy !req
137. I'm studying the
abductions as well.Copy !req
138. If we're facing
an alien invasion,Copy !req
139. I want to know just
what we're up against.Copy !req
140. Anything you've learned
might be helpful.Copy !req
141. Oh, we'd love to help.Copy !req
142. Well, then, hop in.Copy !req
143. I'll fly you to my little
workshop in the Rockies.Copy !req
144. Awesome.Copy !req
145. Everything in this place has
to do with researching aliens.Copy !req
146. Awesome or completely insane?Copy !req
147. You make the call.Copy !req
148. This way, girls.Copy !req
149. Hey, what is GOOPER?Copy !req
150. I'll, uh, take those.Copy !req
151. Thank you.Copy !req
152. Now then, if you will direct
your attention to the table,Copy !req
153. the stars indicate where the
abductions have taken place.Copy !req
154. My theory is that aliens
are capturing membersCopy !req
155. of different
cultures and studyingCopy !req
156. them so they can decide where
to start the full invasion.Copy !req
157. Huh?Copy !req
158. There are a lot of countries
they haven't hit yet.Copy !req
159. I sure hope they won't
visit Beverly Hills.Copy !req
160. And my computers
are predictingCopy !req
161. the next abduction will
take place right hereCopy !req
162. in a bazaar in Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
163. Well, thanks for
your time, Doctor.Copy !req
164. Wait.Copy !req
165. You promised you'd tell me
what you've learned, remember?Copy !req
166. We've learned the
alien ship may lookCopy !req
167. like a kumquat or a rutabaga.Copy !req
168. I see.Copy !req
169. Well, I trust you'll contact me
if you find out anything else,Copy !req
170. and I'll do the same
for you, of course.Copy !req
171. Time to sheik our
booties to Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
172. This is so my kind of mission,
undercover in bargain city.Copy !req
173. Hello?Copy !req
174. Focus.Copy !req
175. You never know what might
be around the next—Copy !req
176. Something tells me they're
not here for the sale.Copy !req
177. Now, that's what I
call falling for a girl.Copy !req
178. Nice meeting you guys.Copy !req
179. I gotta go.Copy !req
180. See ya!Copy !req
181. Uh-oh.Copy !req
182. I don't care how good
the deals are here.Copy !req
183. Next time, I shop online.Copy !req
184. Nobody touches my hair!Copy !req
185. I could swear I saw
that in a movie.Copy !req
186. Just remember driver's ed.Copy !req
187. Plan ahead when steering,
identify hazards, signal turns,Copy !req
188. never, ever tailgate.Copy !req
189. Are you all right, Alex?Copy !req
190. Totally.Copy !req
191. But these guys knew
we were going to beCopy !req
192. here, like we were set up.Copy !req
193. GOOPER again.Copy !req
194. And look at that burger
bag, just like the oneCopy !req
195. Clover found back in Iowa.Copy !req
196. Something tells me Dr.
Hawking is connected.Copy !req
197. Afternoon, ladies.Copy !req
198. Hey, Jerry, does the name
GOOPER mean anything to you?Copy !req
199. Sorry, it doesn't,
but I'll check on it.Copy !req
200. However, I do have some
information about that patternCopy !req
201. you found in the cornfield.Copy !req
202. Is it an alien message?Copy !req
203. I'm not sure, but those
shapes represent numbers.Copy !req
204. They're latitude and
longitude coordinatesCopy !req
205. for an isolated mesa in Mexico.Copy !req
206. You'll fly there in this new
WOOHP transport prototypeCopy !req
207. I'm sure you'll love it.Copy !req
208. Cool!Copy !req
209. Whoa!Copy !req
210. Iowa, Colorado, Saudi
Arabia, Mexico, I mean,Copy !req
211. I wish we got frequent flyer
miles for all the places we go.Copy !req
212. Tell me about it.Copy !req
213. If there were aliens, we could
go visit them on their planet.Copy !req
214. Huh?Copy !req
215. Look!Copy !req
216. Aliens for real.Copy !req
217. Maybe.Copy !req
218. Cover me.Copy !req
219. I'm checking this out.Copy !req
220. Cover her?Copy !req
221. Against a starship
and Normoprise?Copy !req
222. We can't let her go alone.
Come on.Copy !req
223. Got a plan yet?Copy !req
224. I was hoping maybe you did.Copy !req
225. Just a second.Copy !req
226. We're talking.Copy !req
227. Well, here I am.Copy !req
228. Now what?Copy !req
229. Hmm?Copy !req
230. Whoa!Copy !req
231. OK.Copy !req
232. No presh, Alex.Copy !req
233. Just the first communication
between our two planets.Copy !req
234. Um, hey!Copy !req
235. What's up?Copy !req
236. Excuse me?Copy !req
237. Did you just speak English?Copy !req
238. Actually, I'm
better with French,Copy !req
239. but I'm pretty good in
English and more than 25Copy !req
240. other intergalactic dialects.Copy !req
241. Why have you been
abducting people?Copy !req
242. We've never done that.Copy !req
243. It's the GOOPERs.Copy !req
244. You know about GOOPER?Copy !req
245. There was a distress
message carved by our friendsCopy !req
246. in the wheat field
saying they hadCopy !req
247. been captured by evil GOOPERs.Copy !req
248. We came as quickly as
we could to save them,Copy !req
249. but the GOOPERs
were waiting for us.Copy !req
250. I better let my friends
know what's going on.Copy !req
251. Great.Copy !req
252. It's jammed.Copy !req
253. Clover and Sam, I'm
trapped in an alien ship.Copy !req
254. Hope you can track me.Copy !req
255. Come quick.Copy !req
256. Love Alex.Copy !req
257. So tell me more
about the GOOPERs.Copy !req
258. Are they evil aliens?Copy !req
259. Not quite.Copy !req
260. Dr. Hawking, have the
GOOPERs captured you, too?Copy !req
261. Captured me?Copy !req
262. They're working for me.Copy !req
263. And you, little spy,
are my prisoner.Copy !req
264. But we told you, we're just—Copy !req
265. Oh, that's right,
concerned relatives.Copy !req
266. Please.Copy !req
267. I saw you land your jet
packs in that cornfield.Copy !req
268. I made up that whole
astronomer storyCopy !req
269. to find out how much you knew.Copy !req
270. So who are you?Copy !req
271. I am the leader of GOOPER.Copy !req
272. Whoa.Copy !req
273. I had the freakiest dream.Copy !req
274. Me, too.Copy !req
275. Thank goodness it's over.Copy !req
276. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
277. We won't hurt you.Copy !req
278. Finally, someone who
doesn't want to hurt us.Copy !req
279. W-W-Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
280. Did you just speak English?Copy !req
281. Freaky.Copy !req
282. Cool, but yeah, freaky.Copy !req
283. It's Alex.Copy !req
284. I'm
trapped in an alien ship.Copy !req
285. Hope you can track me.Copy !req
286. Come quick.Copy !req
287. Love, Alex.Copy !req
288. She's trapped on that ship.Copy !req
289. The GOOPERs got her just
like they got our friend.Copy !req
290. Why would they do this?Copy !req
291. We would never hurt anyone.Copy !req
292. GOOPERs, huh?Copy !req
293. Sounds like we've
all got a reasonCopy !req
294. to get to that big spaceship.Copy !req
295. Yeah, but how
are the four of usCopy !req
296. going to follow Alex with
just two jet pack backpacks?Copy !req
297. Leave that to us.Copy !req
298. All right.Copy !req
299. Just what is GOOPER, anyway?Copy !req
300. Global Organization
of PilferingCopy !req
301. Extraterrestrial Resources.Copy !req
302. I tracked this ship over Iowa,
then jammed its equipment.Copy !req
303. Now, this ship and
its crew work for me.Copy !req
304. And thanks to the
distress messageCopy !req
305. we left in that
cornfield, I haveCopy !req
306. two ships to aid in my plan.Copy !req
307. What plan?Copy !req
308. To create fear.Copy !req
309. And when Earth is completely
terrified of an invasion,Copy !req
310. I'll force the aliens
to make their demands.Copy !req
311. The abductions will only stop
if the world's governmentsCopy !req
312. hand over all their wealth.Copy !req
313. What happens to the people
you've already abducted?Copy !req
314. Oh, yes.Copy !req
315. That is a situation.Copy !req
316. I guess they'll have
to be disposed of.Copy !req
317. In fact, you'll be the first
to test my obliterator.Copy !req
318. Report to me when
you're finished.Copy !req
319. I'll be in the control room.Copy !req
320. Ah!Copy !req
321. Wow!Copy !req
322. You gave our Sky
Skimmer a major upgrade.Copy !req
323. And it has tracking equipment
so we can find our friends.Copy !req
324. Like, how do you know
how to do all this?Copy !req
325. Back on our home planet, we
are an elite team of spies.Copy !req
326. Let's go.Copy !req
327. Dress me up in veils, huh?Copy !req
328. Well, look who's laughing now.Copy !req
329. That, would be me.Copy !req
330. Ah!Copy !req
331. That won't stop him for long.Copy !req
332. Come on!Copy !req
333. Get 'em!Copy !req
334. How will we get inside?Copy !req
335. We'll just walk in the door.Copy !req
336. What door?Copy !req
337. Ha, ha!Copy !req
338. That door.Copy !req
339. Oh.Copy !req
340. That must be the obliterator.Copy !req
341. Oh, Oh, let me go!Copy !req
342. Help!Copy !req
343. Help!Copy !req
344. Look!Copy !req
345. That must be Caleb,
the guy who wasCopy !req
346. abducted from the cornfield.Copy !req
347. They're going to use
it on those people.Copy !req
348. Not if we can help it.Copy !req
349. But how can the two of
us stop all those goons?Copy !req
350. Not to mention us.Copy !req
351. There's nowhere to run.Copy !req
352. OK.Copy !req
353. I'm ready to be rescued now.Copy !req
354. Huh?Copy !req
355. Are we glad to see you.Copy !req
356. Dr. Hawking's behind all this.Copy !req
357. I'd tell you more, but it looks
like we still have company.Copy !req
358. Now, it's our
turn to help you.Copy !req
359. Whoa!Copy !req
360. Whoa!Copy !req
361. Neat toy.Copy !req
362. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
363. From our spy supervisor J-Ree.Copy !req
364. Jerry?Copy !req
365. No.Copy !req
366. J-Ree.Copy !req
367. Hm?Copy !req
368. Help!Copy !req
369. Up and over, girls.Copy !req
370. You guys bring the aliens.Copy !req
371. I'm going for that
big, nasty thingamajig.Copy !req
372. Huh?Copy !req
373. Let's see, pulse magnitude,
strength indicator.Copy !req
374. Here it is.Copy !req
375. Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
376. They speak French, too?Copy !req
377. And more than 25 other
intergalactic dialects.Copy !req
378. Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
379. Why don't these things
come with an off switch?Copy !req
380. What?Copy !req
381. You again?Copy !req
382. Sorry.Copy !req
383. I just had my hair cut.Copy !req
384. Dr. Hawking is in
the control room.Copy !req
385. Don't touch another button.Copy !req
386. Get them.Copy !req
387. Give it up, Doctor.Copy !req
388. Hurry up, girls.Copy !req
389. She just programmed—Copy !req
390. Stay back or I'll crash
this ship into Mexico City.Copy !req
391. If I can't have this
technology, no one can.Copy !req
392. Well, you definitely
can't have it.Copy !req
393. Oh!Copy !req
394. We're going down!Copy !req
395. Tell us something
we don't know.Copy !req
396. Steer us clear of the city.Copy !req
397. Me?Copy !req
398. Steer?Copy !req
399. There's no one else.Copy !req
400. Alex!Copy !req
401. Wait a minute.Copy !req
402. Uh, these controls
look kind of familiar.Copy !req
403. It's almost exactly like the
car from my driver's ed class,Copy !req
404. I think.Copy !req
405. Then start driving.Copy !req
406. Maybe if I do this.Copy !req
407. Ah!Copy !req
408. I can't keep her up anymore.Copy !req
409. I gotta set her down.Copy !req
410. There's just enough room there.Copy !req
411. I'm gonna park it like a pro.Copy !req
412. Excuse me.Copy !req
413. Driving is hard enough.Copy !req
414. You got it?Copy !req
415. Please return your seats
to their upright positions.Copy !req
416. We have landed.Copy !req
417. I sure hope I'll pass my
driving test after that.Copy !req
418. If you ever need
your corn inspected,Copy !req
419. um, here's my number.Copy !req
420. Bye, guys!Copy !req
421. Have a safe flight.Copy !req
422. Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
423. Maybe someday we can
visit them on their planet.Copy !req
424. Maybe, but right now,
you've got a test to take.Copy !req
425. I've never seen a student
make such quick progress.Copy !req
426. How did you do it, Alex?Copy !req
427. I practiced on a
giant alien spaceship.Copy !req
428. So where do you
want to drive first?Copy !req
429. Definitely the mall.Copy !req
430. I want to see if I can
attract three times as manyCopy !req
431. boys now that I can drive.Copy !req
432. Oh, man.Copy !req
433. I guess I still need practice
with the parking brake.Copy !req