Totally Spies! 1x13

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A villain with a Napoleonic complex uses his shrinking machine to bring the world down to size. B-story: Affected by the machine, Clover tries to return to normal size for her upcoming date.

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1. (SINGING) Here we go, we're getting on the road

2. till we stop and then we'll shop.

3. So one, two, three now baby, here we go.

4. Here we go, here we go, on a mission, undercover

5. and we're in control.

6. Here we go, here we go, we're totally spies

7. and get on with the show.

8. Here we go, here we go, here we go.

9. Dad, this is so boring.

10. It's just a rock with a bunch of dead guys on it.

11. Aw, come on, son, one more picture.

12. Now smile.

13. Yes!

14. Whoa, ooh, oh.

15. What's wrong, Clover?

16. Did you hurt yourself, or something?

17. No, I'm fine.

18. Then what's with the lame rollerblading?

19. Whoa.

20. Watch and learn, ladies.

21. Huh?

22. Oh.

23. Ow.

24. Oh no, I'm so sorry.

25. Are you OK?

26. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

27. Don't worry about it.

28. Wow, she's good.

29. Very good.

30. Sure, Saturday night would be perfect, Jason.

31. Cool.

32. I'll pick you up at eight.

33. Did you see that?

34. I just got a date with Jason Roberts.

35. Mandy's going to so hate me.

36. She's been wanting to go out with him for, like—

37. Whoa!

38. Whoa!

39. Oh, sorry, Jer.

40. No problem.

41. That was just the million dollar prototype for our new billion

42. dollar surveillance satellite.

43. Ooh.

44. Spies, I've called you here because I've

45. got an important assignment for you.

46. Famous landmarks from around the world are being stolen.

47. How does someone steal a landmark?

48. Aren't they big and kind of connected to the ground?

49. Well our perpetrator has found a way to shrink them,

50. then suck them up into the sky.

51. We've acquired some video taken by tourists who

52. have witnessed these events.

53. Oh.

54. Ooh.

55. Huh?

56. Oops.

57. Now, it seems that this thief is moving from west

58. to east so according to WOOHP calculations,

59. the Taj Mahal is the next target.

60. Cool, we get to go to Mexico.

61. Uh, India.

62. Yes.

63. And you will be posing as diplomats.

64. Here are your papers, credentials,

65. and native costumes.

66. Now for your gadgets.

67. Wow.

68. Today's specials include an all-in-one lipstick

69. and titanium extend-o-rod.

70. Ugh, I look horrible in pinks.

71. A locator deactivator rhinestone headband,

72. turbo fueled jet pack backpacks, telescopic optic 2000

73. sunglasses with built in cam, a laser cutter

74. eyelash curler, and a CADBOP.

75. Is that one of those fruit flavored snacks?

76. No it's a Climb Anything Dirt Bike that's Octane Powered.

77. Whoa.

78. One thing, Jer, how long do you think this mission will take?

79. I can't be sure, actually.

80. As long as it takes for you to find and stop

81. whoever is behind this.

82. Well, you see, I've got this date

83. Saturday night so it would be better

84. for me if we could just—

85. (SCREAMING) Be back by then!

86. Wow.

87. That is amazing.

88. It's even bigger than some of the houses in Beverly Hills.

89. I don't understand why you had to lug

90. all your clothes with you.

91. Fashion crisis.

92. I need to pick out what to wear on my date.

93. Number one rule in dating, the outfit is everything.

94. Wait, isn't that the number one rule in life?

95. Uh oh, it seems like Jerry overlooked one little detail.

96. How are we going to get in?

97. We're diplomats, remember?

98. We have papers and credentials.

99. We're closed for renovations.

100. No one gets in.

101. What do we do now?

102. I'm I'm thinking.

103. Four days till Jason can ya think a little faster?

104. Yeah!

105. Who's up for climbing in?

106. How do girls move in these things?

107. Don't worry, I can fix this.

108. You know, since short is last year's long,

109. thinking we market these things and make a killing.

110. All right, you guys, let's do what we do best.

111. Cool, point me toward the gift shop.

112. Place looks clean.

113. I'm contacting Jerry and telling him that WOOHP's

114. calculations are wrong.

115. Wait, what's this?

116. It's either a tracking device or a way cool mood ring.

117. Let me see.

118. Look out, the walls are closing in.

119. So's the ceiling.

120. We're gonna get squashed.

121. Quick, the door.

122. It's locked.

123. Over here, we're not going to make it through.

124. Hold on, the all-in-one lipstick

125. and titanium extend-o-rod should do the trick.

126. I think it's time we called Jerry.

127. Hello, ladies.

128. Uh, Jer, the Taj Mahal kind of got away from us,

129. if you know what we mean.

130. But we recovered this tracking device.

131. And to catch whoever's behind this,

132. we need you to see if its frequency matches

133. any other frequencies of tracking

134. devices elsewhere in the world.

135. Let's see.

136. Ah ha, yes, yes, I'm picking up a faint signal

137. near the Great Wall.

138. Looks like we're Peru bound.

139. Uh, try China.

140. Hum.

141. I wish it could help me find an outfit for my date.

142. This locator should find the tracking device no problem.

143. Ah ha, here it is.

144. Now let's deactivate it.

145. Like I said, let's deactivate it.

146. Let me try.

147. There you go.

148. And you thought I wear these just because they look good.

149. Found anything yet, Alex?

150. Not yet.

151. Whoa, head ache.

152. Hey, what is that?

153. I think I see a black speck.

154. Or is it a black dot?

155. No, it's kinda like a black piece of rice.

156. Why don't you zoom in and find out?

157. Huh, oh yeah.

158. Hey, that's a black blimp with two people on board.

159. All right, spies, time to fly.

160. How are we going to get in?

161. This thing's got turbo, right?

162. You could have warned me you were going to do that.

163. Check that out.

164. I have a sneaking suspicion that this

165. is the shrinking machine where all the action's coming from.

166. And there are the people responsible.

167. And they're, like, two feet tall.

168. I don't care if you can't locate the tracking device,

169. use manual controls.

170. But get me my Great Wall.

171. Then return immediately to the island

172. so we can find out what's broken and get ready to carry

173. out the rest of my plan.

174. Yes, sir.

175. We've gotta to deactivate that machine.

176. This do the trick.

177. - Huh? - Huh

178. What was that?

179. I'll check it out.

180. Time for plan B.

181. Sally, we have invaders.

182. Invader this!

183. Remind me not to arm wrestle these guys.

184. Sinclair, get the one by the machine

185. I'll take the other two.

186. I've got you now.

187. I wouldn't be so sure.

188. Zap her with the Alpha X 9 ray gun.

189. Oh, here comes my lunch.

190. Oh no, I can't move.

191. Oh!

192. I think it's time we stepped outside.

193. Gotcha.

194. Stay put.

195. Where am I going to go?

196. Quick, zap the other two.

197. This is just great.

198. How am I going to try on my clothes for my date?

199. Our analysis of the strange purple substance

200. on Clover's pants reveals this could only be the work

201. of one man, Diminutive Smalls.

202. Diminutive who?

203. Smalls.

204. Years ago, he was a WOOHP scientist working on a formula

205. to increase strength by reducing mass.

206. There was a freak accident.

207. He and his two siblings got shrunk by his own machine

208. but gained incredible strength.

209. It seems Diminutive has now perfected the shrinking process

210. and wants revenge.

211. If only he'd gotten a little therapy

212. then the whole world wouldn't be in this mess.

213. We've been picking up an unusual level of radiation

214. from a small island in the South China Sea called Jarnesia.

215. Our experts believe he may have set up camp there.

216. That's probably the island they were talking about.

217. We'll check it out right away.

218. He's dangerous so be careful, spies.

219. Hey, what about me?

220. Yes, we're already working on an antidote for you, Clover.

221. Good.

222. Because, you see, in two days I've got this date

223. with this guy named Jason who—

224. I know, I know.

225. But, did I tell you about the dimple

226. he's got right in the middle—

227. Ooh, so sorry.

228. I think we're breaking up.

229. Goodbye.

230. One, two, three, hit it.

231. These CADBOPs rock.

232. And roll.

233. Whoa.

234. Check out that creepy castle.

235. That's exactly what we're going to do.

236. This CADBOP is way cool.

237. Look, there's the—

238. welcoming committee.

239. Uh oh.

240. Ready and fire.

241. Fire again.

242. We're in a real life video game.

243. Oh no, we're trapped.

244. Not so fast.

245. Ha.

246. Let's see them try to get us now.

247. Whoa.

248. You and your big mouth.

249. Ow.

250. Clover, we're coming.

251. Follow that tank.

252. Now what are we going to do?

253. Maybe there's a way in from the roof.

254. Ugh, we can't get any traction.

255. I guess these are climb almost anything dirt bikes.

256. I have an idea.

257. This should do the trick.

258. That wasn't the belt I lent you, was it?

259. We're Ready to go.

260. Clover, I want to thank you for being our Guinea pig.

261. Now that I see how well my device works on humans—

262. The world's greatest monuments all in one place.

263. —I have decided to dream a little bigger.

264. Instead of shrinking and stealing

265. the monuments of the world so I could decorate my island,

266. I'm going to shrink and steal the cities

267. of the world, people and all, so I

268. can have subjects to rule over.

269. Listen, pal, you're never going to get away with this.

270. Oh, like you're going to stop me.

271. Ha ha.

272. All right, let's turn her into an ant.

273. Here's our chance.

274. I'll tackle the annoying one, you grab the other two.

275. Gotcha.

276. I said, I'll tackle the annoying one.

277. I know, so why are you going after that one?

278. She's the annoying one.

279. Not half as annoying as that one.

280. Now when this machine gets nice and toasty,

281. you girls will be shrunk to the size of dust particles.

282. Too bad we won't be able to watch

283. but we've got little city shrink and steel called Tokyo.

284. Maybe you've heard of it.

285. Now what?

286. I can't reach my gadgets,

287. Look, my laser cutter eyelash curler shrunk along with me.

288. This whole time I could have had great lashes

289. and didn't know it.

290. That was close.

291. Now we have a city to save.

292. Strap on your jet pack backpacks and let's blow this joint.

293. Wait up.

294. There they are.

295. And they're almost ready to go.

296. Maybe we can destroy the blimp's steering system

297. so Smalls can hold it in position.

298. How did those annoying little pests get free?

299. That's it, hand me the portable Alpha X 9.

300. Watch out.

301. I think he sees us.

302. Yep, he sees us.

303. We need to split up or we'll never get close enough.

304. Cover for me.

305. I'm going in.

306. Try this on for size.

307. No!

308. I can't watch.

309. Me neither.

310. That gives that idea.

311. OK, we're here.

312. What now?

313. Follow my lead.

314. Huh?

315. Oh no, my jet pack is running out of fuel.

316. So is mine.

317. Really?

318. Mine's fine.

319. Alex!

320. Oops, I mean, oh no, I'm out of fuel, too.

321. We're trapped.

322. I told you we'd out last them.

323. Now, this is where the fun really starts.

324. Ready.

325. Aim.

326. Aim.

327. Fire.

328. You haven't seen the last of me.

329. Spies, once again, a job well done.

330. Thanks, Jerry.

331. Yo, guys.

332. Hey, hello?

333. Can you ease up a bit?

334. Good thing I kept my old doll's outfits.

335. Hold on, I'll get it.

336. Hey, this is for—

337. Me.

338. Yeah.

339. OK guys, quick, quick, shoot me with the gun.

340. Then I'll have just enough time before Jason shows up

341. to change out of this awful doll outfit

342. and into my special date outfit.

343. Let me do it.

344. No, let me.

345. Oh my.

346. Oh no, I can't wear these.

347. I can't wear anything.

348. Jason can't see me like this.

349. What am I going to do?

350. Cancel.

351. That's what I'm going to do.

352. I'm going to have you go to the door and cancel my date.

353. Tell him I'm sick, that I have the flu

354. and we'll have to reschedule.

355. Are you sure?

356. I mean, you could borrow something of yours.

357. No way, girls, I've been planning

358. my perfect outfit all week.

359. Hi, Jason.

360. Hi, girls.

361. Is Clover ready?

362. She's very sick.

363. Spots everywhere.

364. She's sorry but she cannot go out with you today.

365. That was close.

366. Oops sorry.

367. Oh, hey Mandy.

368. What's going on?

369. How totally lame.

370. He's actually falling for that?

371. Jason, wait.

372. I'm feeling much better.

373. Those crazy 10 minute flues.

374. I'm glad Clover's back to her normal self.

375. I'm not sure normal quite describes it.

376. Ugh.

377. Jason!

378. Jason!