Total Drama Island 1x23

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After a huge flood, the campers float away on a deserted island and try to fend for themseleves while dealing with the dangers on the island.

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1. LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

2. IN A SPECIAL EPISODE,

3. PLAYA DE LOSERS.

4. ARE STILL GOING STRONG.

5. KATIE AND SADIE STILL SHARE A BRAIN,

6. FOR FIXING THE BALLOTS AGAINST HER.

7. IN A SHOCKING TWIST,

8. ONE OF THE FINAL FIVE CAMPERS,

9. AND IN AN EVEN MORE SHOCKING TWIST,

10. IN LOSERVILLE, POPULATION 18.

11. IN THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?

12. FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

13. WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

14. THIS WEEK WE PREPARED A BIZARRE EPISODE FULL OF SURPRISES.

15. FOR INSTANCE, TAKE THIS WEATHER.

16. RAIN IS NOT AN EASY THING TO CONTROL, LET ME TELL YOU,

17. WERE GETTING OFF WAY TO EASY,

18. SO WE PULLED SOME STRINGS AND VOILA!

19. AH!

20. LISTEN UP, CAMPERS.

21. OF ANY SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE IS THE DREADED RAIN DAY,

22. OF FUN ARE CANCELED IN FAVOR OF THE CRAFT TENT.

23. THE FORECAST FOR TOMORROW, RAIN, RAIN, AND MORE RAIN,

24. FOLLOWED BY RAIN.

25. AT 0700 HOURS.

26. WON'T BRING LESHAWNA BACK, YOU KNOW.

27. IT'LL JUST GIVE YOU PREMATURE WRINKLES.

28. OOPS, TOO LATE.

29. WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY

30. AND VOTE YOURSELF OFF?

31. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG

32. GIVES ME THE WARM FUZZIES.

33. IN YOUR DREAMS, PERV.

34. MAN, THIS SUCKS.

35. EVEN OWEN COULDN'T PUT A SHINY, HAPPY SPIN

36. ON THIS WEATHER.

37. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS OWEN?

38. WHOO-HOO!

39. FINAL FOUR, BABY!

40. YEAH!

41. YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER THREE.

42. THEY'RE SOLID COMPETITORS.

43. WE ALL HAVE A REAL TRUST THING GOING,

44. WHICH IS WHY IT'S A GOOD THING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE JUNK FOOD

45. I'M STASHING.

46. OKAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY BE MAD,

47. WHEN HE FINDS OUT I WAS RAIDING HIS PANTRY.

48. OH, DARN IT.

49. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONFESSIONAL

50. THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CONFESS STUFF!

51. HEY, CHEF, YOU SEEN THE CAMPERS?

52. NO.

53. AND I PEELED A WHOLE BAG OF ROTTEN SPUDS.

54. HMM, I CAN'T FIND THEM EITHER.

55. COME TO THINK OF IT,

56. I CAN'T EVEN FIND THEIR CABINS.

57. AHH!

58. WHERE DID ALL THIS WATER COME FROM?

59. HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

60. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LEECHES?

61. AHH!

62. YOU KNOW, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS,

63. IT'S ALMOST FUNNY.

64. SHARK!

65. QUICK, WE NEED SOMETHING BIG AND CHEWY TO SHOVE IN HIS MOUTH.

66. OWEN!

67. AND ATE THE ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM'S BAKE SALE.

68. I MEAN, THE WHOLE SALE.

69. BUT I GOT CAUGHT ON ACCOUNT OF THE ICING IN MY HAIR.

70. MY MOM MADE ME PAY FOR IT OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE,

71. BUT, THOSE SOCCER MOMS MAKE A MEAN BROWNIE.

72. I'M HUNGRY.

73. AAH!

74. I'M ALL ALONE,

75. ADRIFT AT SEA.

76. WITHOUT BREAKFAST.

77. OKAY, IS ANYONE ELSE A LITTLE CREAKED BY THIS DESERTED ISLAND?

78. P-L-EASE,

79. OF CHRIS'S CHEESY PRODUCTION SETS WITH FAKE PROPS.

80. OW!

81. YO, DRAMA QUEENS,

82. WE'VE OBVIOUSLY JUST DRIFTED DOWNSTREAM.

83. THE PRODUCERS WILL SEND A SEARCH PARTY.

84. JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, MY SETS ARE NOT CHEESY.

85. I LOST THREE INTERNS MOVING THOSE ROCKS INTO PLACE.

86. AND ABOUT THAT SEARCH PARTY, NUH-UH.

87. THOSE CAMPERS ARE ON THEIR OWN.

88. SO I GUESS THAT MEANS CRAFT DAY IS CANCELED.

89. ANYWAY, I'M STARVED.

90. LET'S EAT.

91. YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO EAT THIS SLOP?

92. YEAH, RIGHT.

93. I MEAN AT THE BREAKFAST BUFFET BACK AT OUR CAMP.

94. COOL.

95. OOH.

96. AHH!

97. WELL, WELL, WELL, STUCK ON AN ISLAND

98. WITH TWO HOT GIRLS.

99. TOO BAD THEY'RE BOTH COMPLETELY ANNOYING.

100. SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THEY LEFT ME HERE TO DIE.

101. MENTAL NOTE,

102. NEVER SIGN UP FOR A REALITY SHOW EVER AGAIN.

103. AH, LET'S JUST CHILL UNTIL THE RESCUE TEAM ARRIVES.

104. WHAT IF THERE ISN'T A RESCUE TEAM?

105. WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD?

106. I SAY WE BUILD A RAFT AND TRY TO SAIL BACK TO CAMP.

107. GOOD CALL. LET'S GET MORE LOST.

108. WE NEED TO BUILD A RAFT.

109. WE NEED TO STAY PUT.

110. - BUILD A RAFT. -STAY PUT.

111. DUH, WE'RE NOT LOST.

112. THIS IS JUST CHRIS'S LAME ATTEMPT

113. AT CHALLENGING OUR SHIPWRECK SURVIVAL SKILLS.

114. I'M ONTO YOU, CHRIS!

115. OOH, I'M SO SCARED.

116. I'M GOING FOR A WALK. THINGS WERE GETTING

117. REALLY TENSE.

118. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT WE WERE SOAKED,

119. COVERED IN BUG BITES, AND STARVING.

120. BUT I KEPT MY WITS ABOUT ME AS ALWAYS.

121. IT'S A GOOD THING AT LEAST ONE OF US

122. CAN REMAIN CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY.

123. NOT BAD.

124. BEATS SLEEPING ON THE BEACH.

125. OKAY, GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE.

126. I'M IN A DOUGHNUT SHOP.

127. THERE'S AN ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR A DOLLAR SALE ON,

128. UNLIMITED CHOCOLATE MILK.

129. AHH! GO AWAY!

130. IS THAT...

131. SAND!

132. SWEET MAMA IN A SIDECAR GOING 90!

133. I'M BACK AT CAMP!

134. WHOO-HOO!

135. WHOO-HOO!

136. YEAH!

137. THIS DAY IS REALLY SUCKING.

138. THE T-REX SKULL WAS MY IDEA.

139. DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE?

140. THAT WAS WORTH EVERY INTERN.

141. NICE VIEW.

142. HEY, YOU TWO,

143. IF YOU'RE DONE YELLING AT EACH OTHER,

144. I FOUND US A PLACE TO REST.

145. AHH!

146. OW!

147. SO STILL THINK WE'RE DOWNSTREAM FROM CAMP?

148. OKAY, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE.

149. HELP!

150. I'M ALL ALONE!

151. I'M GONNA DIE!

152. HEY, ARE THOSE COCONUTS?

153. WHY THERE ARE PALM TREES AND COCONUTS UP HERE?

154. WE'RE UP IN NORTHERN ONTARIO.

155. THEY WERE LEFTOVER PROPS FROM THE BIGASSIC PARK MOVIE SHOOT.

156. WHAT? WE'RE ON A BUDGET.

157. IT'S BEEN A GRUELING NINE MINUTES OF ISOLATION,

158. WHERE A HUMAN MIND IS RIPE FOR CRACKING.

159. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT, MR. COCONUT?

160. OH, YOU DO.

161. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BUDDY.

162. WE'LL HUNT, FORAGE, AND SURVIVE TOGETHER.

163. BUT FIRST, I NEED TO PEE.

164. CAN YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY, PLEASE?

165. WAIT A SEC.

166. TO BONY ISLAND.

167. DON'T YOU SEE?

168. IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER SURVIVAL CHALLENGE.

169. YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, CHRIS.

170. WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS THAT WE'RE STRANDED

171. AND WE'LL DIE UNLESS WE BUILD A RAFT.

172. IF WE'RE STRANDED,

173. THEN THE PRODUCERS WILL OBVIOUSLY RESCUE US.

174. WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK?

175. THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SHARPEST TOOLS IN THE SHED,

176. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED.

177. I AM GONNA LET THAT LITTLE COMMENT PASS.

178. HMM.

179. I WAS SO BETTER OFF WITHOUT THOSE LUNATICS HOLDING ME BACK.

180. GOOD LUCK LOST IN THE WILD WITHOUT SHELTER.

181. OKAY, SO MAYBE SPLITTING UP WAS A BAD IDEA.

182. AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, BUT THEY'RE BOTH INSANE.

183. I MEAN, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TRUST?

184. FINE.

185. THEN LET'S MAKE A NEW RULE.

186. EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES.

187. FINE!

188. AND MR. COCONUT AND I HAVE DECIDED

189. TO LIVE IN THE OUTHOUSE WHERE IT'S SAFE.

190. HEADHUNTERS!

191. OH, MAN, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHERE THAT THING WENT.

192. NOTE TO SELF,

193. NEXT TIME, MAKE MORE THAN ONE ARROW.

194. WHOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH!

195. DIE! DIE! DIE!

196. ONE FRUIT SALAD, COMING UP.

197. AND UBER OMELET ON THE SIDE.

198. YEAH, ROCKING.

199. HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CHOCOLATE?

200. OH, NOWHERE.

201. JUST OWEN'S SECRET STASH OF JUNK FOOD.

202. THAT GENIUS.

203. I ALWAYS THOUGHT HIS MATTRESS LOOKED LUMPY.

204. YOU GOT TO SHARE THAT WITH US, MAN.

205. - WE'RE STARVING. -OH, NO.

206. I BELIEVE THE TERM WAS, "EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES."

207. AND SINCE WE'RE ALONE ON THE ISLAND—

208. OR NOT.

209. DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT.

210. YOUR SOFT, FLAKY MARROW IS SAFE WITH ME.

211. BRUNCH IS SERVED.

212. AH, BRUNCH.

213. SUCH A CIVILIZED MEAL, DON'T YOU THINK?

214. WE'VE ALREADY DIGESTED YOUR BREAKY,

215. BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE READY FOR LUNCH.

216. OOH-HOO-HOO! HOLLANDAISE!

217. YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF, CHEF.

218. IT'S JUST CHRIS FREAKING US OUT.

219. WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, I'M OUT OF HERE.

220. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

221. WHO CARES? AT LEAST IT'S NOT HERE WITH YOU.

222. I'LL TRADE YOU MY EGG IN EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE.

223. RIDING WITH HIM WAS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO.

224. BUT I WAS STARVING.

225. DEAL.

226. WHAT?

227. HEY! HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST FORM AN ALLIANCE AND LEAVE ME.

228. BYE, HEATHER. GOOD LUCK.

229. DON'T GO! DON'T GO!

230. IF YOU COME BACK,

231. I'LL LET YOU HAVE OWEN'S... BARS!

232. OKAY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

233. THEY LEFT ME THERE ALONE ON THAT ISLAND TO DIE.

234. I NEVER KNEW I HAD.

235. IF YOU'RE WATCHING, LINDSAY,

236. I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

237. YOU'RE AN AWESOME FRIEND, AND—AND BETH,

238. DITTO FOR YOU.

239. MISS YOU, GUYS.

240. BFF FOREVER.

241. COME ON, MR. COCONUT,

242. MUST FIND FOOD.

243. AH, FUN IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS.

244. TOO BAD THE INTERNS ARE MISSING IT.

245. WE SHOULD SEND THEM A VIDEO OF THIS.

246. GOOD TIMES.

247. YOU PADDLE LIKE A GIRL.

248. OH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ACCOMMODATIONS,

249. THERE'S THE DOOR.

250. JUST GIVE ME THE OAR.

251. NO, IT'S MY RAFT. I ROW.

252. OH, WELL, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,

253. 'CAUSE THERE'S THE SHORE AGAIN.

254. UH, LOOKS LIKE OUR DESERTED ISLAND ISN'T SO DESERTED.

255. WHICH WILL COST YOU ONE OMELET?

256. UH, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR EGG BACK.

257. NO, NO, PLEASE. I INSIST.

258. AHH!

259. WHOA!

260. AHH! HELP!

261. AHH!

262. GET AWAY FROM ME!

263. HELP!

264. OH, UM, MALLOMARS.

265. OWEN? IS THAT YOU?

266. YOU COMPLETELY FREAKED ME OUT.

267. AND WHAT IS WITH THAT BIG BEARD?

268. OW!

269. HEATHER, IS IT REALLY YOU? YOU'RE NOT A MIRAGE?

270. OW! DO YOU MIND?

271. AHH!

272. WHOA!

273. UHH!

274. OWEN?

275. OH, MY BRETHREN.

276. AT LAST WE'RE TOGETHER.

277. I SHALL NEVER LET GO.

278. OH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

279. RUN!

280. WHAT'S WITH THE FAKE BEARD?

281. OW!

282. SO, CHEF, HOW DO YOU THINK OUR CAMPERS ARE DOING

283. ON THEIR DESERTED ISLAND?

284. ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THEM BY NOW,

285. MAULED BY BEARS, FELL OFF THE CLIFF,

286. STARVED TO DEATH.

287. HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD GO CHECK THE MONITORS

288. AND SEE WHAT KIND OF FOOTAGE WE GOT.

289. CHRIS, MAN, YOU ARE ONE DEDICATED HOST.

290. YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION.

291. THANKS, DUDE.

292. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

293. OKAY, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE

294. SOMETHING THAT IS CARAMELY.

295. MALLOMARS?

296. OH, RIGHT AGAIN.

297. OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN, MR. COCONUT.

298. HE KNOWS IT'S JUST A FRUIT, RIGHT?

299. THAT'S IT! I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME.

300. I CAN'T BOND WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE

301. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.

302. YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE NOT.

303. - WITH A SHRED OF SANITY. -HA!

304. WHO CHANGES FRIENDS MORE OFTEN THAN I CHANGE SOCKS.

305. WHICH IS SO NOT OFTEN ENOUGH BY THE WAY.

306. AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY GAME ON.

307. GAME ON?

308. HELLO.

309. BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD

310. WHICH MEANS WE'RE GONNA DIE ON THIS FREAKING ISLAND?

311. WE ARE?

312. AHH!

313. HEAVENLY HASH, WE'RE GONNA DIE,

314. AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DATE OR HELD HANDS

315. OR FULFILLED ANY OF MY OWEN GETS JIGGY FANTASIES.

316. - LIKE THE ONE—DUH!

317. MAKE HIM STOP!

318. THANKS.

319. AND THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT, THIS IS HOW I'M GONNA DIE.

320. MY BRAIN WAS ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE FROM FRUSTRATION.

321. GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO?

322. RUN FOR OUR LIVES AND LEAVE YOU AND MR. COCONUT BEHIND?

323. NO, WE NEED TO CONFESS OUR SINS.

324. UH, NOT.

325. OH, NO, SERIOUSLY.

326. I CONFESSED ALL MY SINS. IT FELT GREAT.

327. DON'T YOU WANT TO CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE BEFORE YOU DIE?

328. WHOA!

329. SO THAT'S WHAT YOU WENT TO JUVIE HALL FOR?

330. YEAH, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHAT HEATHER DID.

331. I ADMIT, IT WAS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX,

332. BUT IT DOESN'T COME CLOSE TO WHAT GWEN DID,

333. IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME.

334. THERE,

335. DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?

336. EW! EW! SPIDER IN THE BED!

337. SPIDER IN THE BED!

338. HEY, LOOK,

339. WE GOT NEIGHBORS.

340. THE RESCUE TEAM?

341. OR A TRICK, COURTESY OF CHRIS.

342. I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIND OUT.

343. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

344. WE PRETEND WE'RE THE HEADHUNTERS

345. OUT OF WHOEVER'S MESSING WITH OUR HEADS.

346. THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, A 50 FOOT PYTHON

347. WITH AN ATTITUDE.

348. OH, THAT.

349. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT HOURS AGO?

350. WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON ALL OUR BONDING?

351. COME ON!

352. LET'S GO OOGA BOOGIE!

353. THIS IS IT, BRETHREN.

354. WE MIGHT NOT COME BACK ALIVE,

355. SO LET'S GET OUR OOGIE-BOOGIE GROOVE ON.

356. YEAH, OWEN.

357. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS.

358. OOGA BOOGA! OOGA, OOGA, OOGA.

359. OOGA BOOGA, OOGA, OOGA!

360. AH!

361. HEY, GUYS. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP.

362. MR. COCONUT, IT'S A MIRAGE!

363. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION.

364. WELL, WHY IS HE TALKING TO A COCONUT?

365. OWEN, IT'S NOT A MIRAGE.

366. IT'S OUR PRODUCTION CREW'S SECRET LOCATION.

367. OR WAS A SECRET, UNTIL NOW.

368. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE T-REX SKULL?

369. AND THE PREHISTORIC GOOSE?

370. OH, THOSE ARE JUST LEFT OVER FROM A DINOSAUR MOVIE THAT WAS—

371. YOU MEAN WHILE WE WERE SHIPWRECKED,

372. YOU WERE HERE, BASKING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY

373. A MERE 100 FEET AWAY?

374. YES, HEATHER, THAT WOULD BE ACCURATE.

375. SORRY, I'D INVITE YOU IN, BUT THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR SIX.

376. SEE YOU AT THE CAMPFIRE TONIGHT.

377. WELL, IT'S BEEN A GRUELING DAY, CAMPERS.

378. FRANKLY, CHEF AND I ARE WORN OUT.

379. I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TWO VALUABLE LESSONS.

380. FIRST, ALWAYS MAKE SURE

381. YOUR CABINS ARE SECURELY FASTENED TO THE GROUND,

382. AND SECOND, THE EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES IDEA SUCKS.

383. FOUR HEADS ARE ALWAYS BETTER THAN ONE.

384. I THINK YOU MEAN FIVE.

385. WHICH BRINGS US TO YET ANOTHER DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY.

386. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HAVE FOUR MARSHMALLOWS.

387. THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF US.

388. EXCELLENT, OBSERVATION, DUDE.

389. HEATHER, DUNCAN,

390. GWEN,

391. OWEN.

392. OH, NO.

393. - YOU DON'T MEAN! -YEP.

394. IT'S TIME FOR MR. COCONUT TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME.

395. BUT WHY?

396. YEAH, GET IT TOGETHER, DUDE.

397. YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT.

398. MR. COCONUT!

399. NO!

400. BY THE WAY, WHAT WE CONFESSED BACK THERE

401. STAYS BACK THERE.

402. OH, YEAH.

403. NO ARGUMENT.

404. DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT.