Total Drama Island 1x13

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Chris has the contestants pair off in the next immunity contest. Another person is voted off the island.

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1. LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

2. MASTER CHIEF HATCHET'S BRUTAL BOOT CAMP.

3. BY MAJOR HARSHNESS FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT.

4. SHOCKER.

5. SMUGGLED FOOD TO P.O.W. DUNCAN

6. P.B. AND J AND ENDED UP K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

7. LESHAWNA WON HER STRIPES FOR THE GOPHERS.

8. WHEN COURTNEY WAS SUDDENLY VOTED OFF.

9. WITH THE VOTES TO GET BACK AT DUNCAN FOR TORTURING HIM,

10. WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR.

11. I MEAN, HELLO, HE'S A BULLY.

12. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

13. BIRDS GOTTA FLY.

14. FISHES GOTTA SWIM, DUDE.

15. LET A PLAYER PLAY.

16. THIS WEEK THE CAMPERS ARE PUSHED TO THE X-TREME!

17. WHO WILL CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE?

18. FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

19. INCOMING!

20. HIT THE DECK!

21. YES!

22. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE!

23. JUST FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES FOR TODAY'S

24. X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!

25. UH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

26. THIS WEEK YOU'LL PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES.

27. FIRST UP, X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING!

28. SKYDIVE TO AWAITING SOFA BED TARGET BELOW.

29. OF COURSE, YOU'LL BE SKYDIVING

30. FROM FIVE THOUSAND FEET AND USING THESE.

31. OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE TRENT AND D.J.

32. SURE. WHY NOT?

33. YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY SAY ON BLACK COMB MOUNTAIN, BRO?

34. BEST GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN'S ON THE WAY INTO HELL.

35. LET'S DO THIS.

36. YEAH. UGH.

37. SURE. BRING IT ON.

38. NOT SO FAST, BECAUSE, THE SECOND CHALLENGE

39. OF THE DAY IS X-TREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING!

40. FOR 8 SECONDS OR GET HOOFED INTO A GIANT PILE OF SOCKS

41. FROM THE LOST AND FOUND.

42. THAT'S STINK PILE AIN'T NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DAY BACK HOME.

43. IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, LESHAWNA.

44. YOU'RE RIDING FOR GOPHERS AND GEOFF, YOU'LL RIDE FOR BASS.

45. HE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BUCKY TO ME.

46. HI, BEAUTIFUL.

47. X-TREME SEADOO WATER SKIING!

48. AS MANY FLAGS THEY CAN BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE.

49. THE SEADOO.

50. HOW CAN WE WATER SKI WITHOUT WATER?

51. IT'S REALLY HARD. CHECK IT OUT.

52. AWESOME!

53. HAROLD! YOU'LL SKI FOR KILLER BASS...

54. SWEET!

55. AND LINDSAY FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.

56. COOL! I CAN MODEL MY NEW BIKINI.

57. NOW FOR THE COOL SWAG, WHOEVER SCORES

58. THE MOST CHALLENGES GET BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT,

59. A TRICKED-OUT MULTI-MESSAGE MOBILE SHOWER.

60. CAN IT BE?

61. OH. IT BE.

62. UGH. A SHOWER?

63. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD?

64. LISTEN TO ME, YOU MARSHMALLOW-EATING GOOF,

65. WE ARE GONNA WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO.

66. GOT IT?

67. OKAY, GANG, CHOW FOR BREAKIE,

68. THEN REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES

69. FOR THE X-TREME SPORT CHALLENGE!

70. SWEET GRUB, BRO.

71. FOR THE GIRL WITH SMOLDERING EYES?

72. CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A CORNY HAIKU POEM.

73. WHOA.

74. SOME DUDE'S CRUSHING BIG TIME.

75. IT'S PROBABLY FOR YOU.

76. REALLY?

77. I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS FOR YOU.

78. BUT TRENT IS TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON YOU.

79. I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE ALWAYS SCAMS AN EXTRA MUFFIN FOR YOU.

80. YEAH, BUT GEOFF IS SO INTO YOU.

81. HOW HE TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?

82. THEN AGAIN, GEOFF PROBABLY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HAIKU,

83. LET ALONE WRITE ONE.

84. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

85. NOTHING. HE'S JUST NOT EXACTLY THE SCHOLARLY TYPE.

86. OH, AND I SUPPOSE TRENT IS BUSY BONING UP ON HIS

87. NIETZSCHE IN HIS SPARE TIME?

88. I THINK TRENT IS MORE NIETZSCHE THAN GEOFF IS HAIKU-IE.

89. HAIKU-IE? HUMPH.

90. WELL, AT LEAST GEOFF ISN'T A POSER.

91. TRENT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS.

92. TELL YOU WHAT, BETTY, I'LL BET YOU TWO NIGHTS' DESERT

93. THAT THE POEM WAS FOR ME.

94. OH, I'M UP FOR THAT. DOWN WITH THAT.

95. WHATEVER. YOU'RE ON.

96. NOW, REMEMBER, GROUND TEAMS CAN WHEELIE

97. THEIR COMRADE WITH THE LANDING.

98. SAYONARA, TRENT.

99. ARE WORTH THE CHALK OUTLINE.

100. UH, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE TRENT'S DOING THIS

101. AS A FORM OF SELF-EXPRESSION, LIKE HAIKU?

102. OR—NOT.

103. OKAY, SO IT WASN'T MY MOST SUBTLE SLEUTHING MOMENT.

104. IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT?

105. WHAT?

106. IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW!

107. YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION!

108. TOWARD BUDGETING FREE PROPS!

109. HERE COMES THE DROP, BOYS!

110. I DON'T SEE THE DROP ZONE.

111. PUSH, WHY IS THIS THING SO HEAVY?

112. COME ON, YOU BIG TUB OF LARD, MOVE.

113. ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS?

114. AT LEAST IT'LL BE A SOFT LANDING.

115. UH—I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MAN.

116. DON'T WORRY, DUDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HIT THE MATTRESS.

117. OH, SNAP.

118. TRENT?

119. OKAY, PULL THE BLUE CORD FIRST THEN THE RED.

120. BLUE THEN RED.

121. BLUE.

122. RED!

123. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC?

124. UH, WRITING SOMEONE'S NAME IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR PEE?

125. UH, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE OF THE WRITTEN WORD.

126. OH. YOU MEAN LIKE A TATTOO.

127. OH, YEAH.

128. I'VE GOT ONE ON MY BUTT. WANNA SEE?

129. GO! GO! GO!

130. YEAH! WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!

131. EVERYTHING'S STILL HERE?

132. NOTHING'S BROKEN?

133. WHEW!

134. GOPHERS LOSE!

135. BASS WINS!

136. 1-0.

137. NICE GOING, TRENT.

138. TRENT, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME

139. BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU TO GET, UH—RE-BONED?

140. YEAH.

141. IS MY HAIR MESSED UP?

142. OKAY, COWPOKES, LET'S START THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE!

143. RODEO RIDING'S KIND OF LIKE SURFING,

144. ONCE YOU CATCH THE LIP, YOU JUST FLOW WITH THE MOJO.

145. YEAH, FLOW.

146. KINDA LIKE THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE HAIKU.

147. WHAT'S A HAIKU?

148. HEY, BRIDGE,

149. WANNA SEE THAT TAT?

150. WHOA!

151. DEFINITELY NOT HAIKU-IE.

152. AND GEOFF'S—

153. OUT?

154. OOH! THAT STINKS BIG-TIME FOR BASS.

155. WAIT A MINUTE. PAUSE THAT.

156. LET'S JUST REWIND THAT SHOT AND RUN IT IN SUPER-SLOW-MO.

157. I'M EMBARRASSED.

158. THIS IS SO DEGRADING.

159. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME!

160. FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP?

161. I LOOK LIKE I JUST FELL OUT OF BED.

162. JEESH!

163. NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SOME RANK STUFF.

164. LESHAWNA, LET'S JET!

165. I HOPE YOU GOT A MOOSE-BURGER RECIPE HANDY.

166. EASY, BOY.

167. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD, NOW.

168. SWEET MOTHER OF—AAH!

169. SO, YOUR GUY'S A METRO WITH A BROKEN BACK.

170. SO, YOUR GUY'S A GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED SKATER FLAKE.

171. OOH! HOO! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!

172. OH-OH-OH-OOH.

173. IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? YOU GOT NOTHING.

174. OKAY, SO IT WASN'T TRENT OR GEOFF.

175. YEAH. PLUS, WE KIND OF JUST ASSUMED IT WAS FOR US.

176. GET ME OFF OF THIS THING!

177. WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.

178. OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!

179. DEAL?

180. SO, WE HAVE A TIE!

181. WINS INVINCIBILITY.

182. I'M READY.

183. WE ARE SO DEAD— UNLESS..

184. I GET TO DRIVE THE WAVE JUMPER!

185. JUST WIN THE DANG SHOWER SO I CAN GET MY HAIR DID.

186. THIS IS IT. WE'RE TIED FOR THE WIN.

187. BAD-TO-THE-BONE DUNCAN IS DRIVING LINDSAY.

188. I'M SKIING FOR THE BASS.

189. WINNING IS INEVITABLE.

190. GOODBYE, WEDGIES, WET WILLIES, AND TOILET-FACE PLUNGES.

191. HELLO, DIRTY HAROLD.

192. OKAY, SO, HAIKUIST CANDIDATES ARE DUNCAN, HAROLD,

193. D.J., OR OWEN.

194. WELL, WE KNOW DUNCAN WAS CRUSHING ON COURTNEY,

195. SO HE'S OUT.

196. LADIES.

197. AAH!

198. YEAH.

199. I'LL TAKE OWEN, YOU TAKE D.J.

200. YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, ALPHA GEEK.

201. HERE'S THE ROAD RULES.

202. OH, WAIT—THERE ARE NO RULES.

203. WHICH MEANS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

204. SO, READ ANY GOOD POEMS LATELY?

205. SO, ASKED ANY ARBITRARY, WAY-OUT-OF-LEFT-FIELD

206. QUESTIONS LATELY?

207. AND GO!

208. AH! OOH! OW! OW!

209. FLAG 1 FOR BASS!

210. YES!

211. NO!

212. FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME!

213. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

214. OR BE DISQUALIFIED.

215. BUT WHEN SHE DOES, HAROLD WILL TAKE FIVE FLAGS

216. TO VICTORY FOR THE KILLER BASS!

217. I COULDN'T LET THAT LITTLE DORK-WAD WIN,

218. SO I DECIDED TO CUT HIM LOOSE.

219. GAME OVER, GUMBY!

220. VICTORY IS — HUH?

221. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEATHER DID TO MAKE HAROLD

222. LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION, BUT IT'S A TOTAL WIPEOUT

223. FOR THE BASS TEAM.

224. BOOBIES!

225. SO, IF WE WIN, IS THERE A SOMEONE SPECIAL

226. YOU'LL BE, UH, SHOWERING FOR?

227. WHY WOULD I NEED TO SHOWER?

228. WE'RE IN THE WILD.

229. UGH!

230. NEVER MIND.

231. READY, SET, RIDING IT LIKE IT'S SWEEPS WEEK. GO!

232. FLAG 1.

233. - YEAH! -EEW!

234. FLAGS 2, 3, 4.

235. FLAG 5 AND IS RACING HOME FOR THE WIN.

236. DUNCAN IS EUCHRED!

237. HE HAS TO CROSS!

238. SAYS YOU!

239. WHOO! WHOO-HOO!

240. SHE WON?

241. GOPHERS WIN!

242. SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUNC.

243. I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT SHOWER!

244. UGH! WHATEVER.

245. GIRLFRIEND, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.

246. REALLY COULD HAVE USED THAT SHOWER.

247. WHEW! RIGHT YOU ARE, MY SKUNKY FRIEND.

248. SO I LANDED IN A PILE OF SOCKS, BIG DEAL.

249. I CAN'T STINK THAT BAD, CAN I?

250. WHICH FISHY TO FLUSH, WHILE THE GOPHERS

251. TOTALLY SCORED SOME MUCH-NEEDED SHOWERS.

252. WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS AND SHOWERS?

253. SO, WE RULED OUT OWEN AND D.J.

254. I KNOW. SO WHO COULD IT BE?

255. WHO COULD WHAT BE?

256. ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, LESHAWNA?

257. LESHAWNA'S THE CRUSH GIRL?

258. WITH A BOOTY AS LUSCIOUS AS AN APPLE?

259. BUT WHO WROTE IT?

260. AS YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE

261. A MARSHMALLOW YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME,

262. AND YOU CAN NEVER, EVER RETURN TO CAMP.

263. BRIDGETTE AND D.J., YOU ARE SAFE.

264. GEOFF, YOU'RE SAFE TOO.

265. MUCHOS LUCHOS, COMPADRE!

266. OKAY, THAT LEAVES HAROLD,

267. WHO BAILED BIG FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.

268. BOOBIES.

269. AND DUNCAN, WHO BAILED EVEN BIGGER,

270. THAT CHICK WAS DETERMINED.

271. WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SAFE.

272. HAROLD, SORRY, DUDE.

273. YOU'RE DONE LIKE DINNER.

274. WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN, GUYS.

275. FAREWELL, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

276. I LOVED.

277. I LOST.

278. AND I SAW BOOBIES.

279. WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR?

280. YOU LOVED?

281. YOU'RE A MAN?

282. YOU SAW BOOBIES?

283. LESHAWNA, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT POEM.

284. POEM?

285. THAT WAS YOU?

286. NO WAY.

287. BABY, YOU SOME KIND OF FA-REAKY!

288. GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR.

289. LESHAWNA AND HAROLD?

290. I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU.

291. BUT YOU DIDN'T READ THE LETTERS.

292. MMM... SPICY.

293. WAIT A SEC.

294. SO, HAROLD SAW YOUR BOOBIES?

295. CAN WE SEE?

296. HECK NO.

297. WAIT A MINUTE.

298. WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE?

299. UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! OH-OH!

300. OH, SEE NOW, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SISTER.

301. OH, PLEASE, IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE.

302. YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SHOW THAT DWEEB MY BOOBS ON PURPOSE?

303. AAH! AAH!

304. GET BACK HERE!

305. WELL, THAT'S SETTLED.

306. - NIGHT. -NIGHT.