1. AGAINST THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.
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2. THERE WERE BRUISES, TEARS, RISKY MOVES,
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3. AND DANGEROUS ALLIANCES.
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4. AND IN THE END, IT WAS NOAH, THE KNOW-IT-ALL,
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5. WHO DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.
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6. THIS WEEK, ANOTHER CHALLENGE WILL SEND ONE MORE CAMPER
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7. ON A CRUISE TO LOSERVILLE, POPULATION... FOUR.
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8. WHO WILL SINK AND WHO WILL STAY AFLOAT?
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9. FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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10. OKAY, THIS IS SO—WAY—BEYOND, BAD.
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11. I'M OUT OF FAKE TANNER, ALREADY.
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12. WHOA, THAT'S TRAGIC, LINDSAY.
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13. NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LIKE SUNTAN, IN THE SUN.
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14. THAT CAN MAKE YOUR SKIN?
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15. OH, YOU TOTALLY DO...
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16. ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,
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17. ENOUGH BEAUTY SLEEP.
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18. TIME TO SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
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19. ARE WE GONNA SEE A MUSICAL?
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20. I LOVE MUSICALS.
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21. ESPECIALLY, THE ONES WITH SINGING AND DANCING.
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22. GWEN, SAVED YOU A SEAT.
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23. THANKS.
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24. WHOO... WHOA!
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25. WELCOME TO OUR BRAND-NEW, DELUXE,
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26. STATE-OF-THE-ART OUTDOOR AMPHITHEATER.
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27. OKAY, THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE IS A SUMMER CAMP FAVORITE,
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28. A TALENT CONTEST.
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29. YES! AWESOME.
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30. EACH TEAM HAS 8 HOURS TO PICK
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31. THEIR THREE MOST TALENTED CAMPERS.
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32. THESE THREE WILL REPRESENT THEM IN THE SHOW TONIGHT.
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33. SING, DANCE, JUGGLE.
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34. ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL.
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35. YOU WILL BE JUDGED BY OUR RESIDENT TALENT SCOUT,
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36. FORMER D.J., V.J., AND RAP LEGEND
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37. GRAND... MASTER CHEF WHO WILL SHOW HIS APPROVAL
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38. VIA THE CHEF-O-METER.
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39. WILL SEND ONE CAMPER HOME TONIGHT.
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40. GOOD LUCK.
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41. OKAY, I'M THE TEAM CAPTAIN,
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42. SO HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
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43. WAIT, WHO SAID YOU WERE TEAM CAPTAIN?
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44. SHE DID. JUST NOW.
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45. LINDSAY, BETH, AND I TOOK A VOTE, AND I WON.
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46. THREATENING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU ISN'T EXACTLY DEMOCRATIC.
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47. HEY, SNAGGED YOU AN EXTRA MUFFIN.
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48. TRENT, YOU'RE COOL WITH ME
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49. LEADING THIS PROJECT, AREN'T YOU?
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50. RIGHT ON. GO FOR IT.
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51. GOOD.
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52. BETH, LINDSAY, AND I WILL BE THE JUDGES.
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53. WHATEVER.
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54. - ARE YOU GONNA AUDITION? -DOUBTFUL.
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55. YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS, THOUGH.
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56. I HEARD YOU THE OTHER NIGHT BY THE DOCK.
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57. YOU WERE REALLY GOOD.
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58. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N -O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-ZED!
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59. YES!
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60. THAT WAS EXCELLENT, MAN.
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61. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT IN THIS CONTEST.
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62. THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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63. TO BURP THE ENTIRE ALPHABET IN ONE GO?
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64. I CAN ALSO TOOT BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH.
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65. NO! NO, NO, NO.
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66. OWEN.
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67. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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68. ANYWHERE, THAT'S NOT HERE.
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69. MAN, THAT IS WEAK.
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70. THANK YOU.
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71. OH, I VOTE FOR HEATHER TO BE IN THE CONTEST.
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72. I SECOND THAT.
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73. GUYS, THAT'S SO SWEET.
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74. OKAY, SO, I GUESS, I'M IN.
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75. WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE TAKE FIVE?
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76. I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
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77. CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
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78. OH, MY GOSH, DEFINITELY.
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79. MY SISTER GOT DIARRHEA ONCE ON A DATE,
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80. AND SHE WAS STUCK IN THE BATHROOM,
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81. AND I'VE NEVER TOLD A SOUL.
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82. OOPS. SORRY, PAULA.
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83. GWEN'S UP TO SOMETHING SERIOUS.
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84. I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HER AND REPORT BACK TO ME.
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85. SERIOUS?
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86. YEAH, SERIOUSLY BORING.
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87. OOH, THAT'S NOT BORING.
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88. FINE. SIGN HIM UP.
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89. - NEXT? -ME!
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90. I CAN STAND ON MY HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES.
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91. WATCH.
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92. OKAY, THAT'D BE CUTE IF YOU WERE A MONKEY.
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93. I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S QUITE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
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94. NEXT.
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95. - NEXT.
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96. LINDSAY, COME IN.
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97. WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? OVER.
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98. LINDSAY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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99. UH... ON MY WAY BACK.
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100. UNDER.
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101. AWESOME.
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102. WELL, I GUESS, IT'S GEOFF,
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103. D.J.'S RIBBON THING, AND YOUR SOLO.
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104. I'M GONNA BE ON TV, MAN.
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105. YOU'RE ALREADY ON TV, GEOFF.
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106. OH, YEAH.
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107. HELLO, OUT THERE, DUDES!
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108. OF THE RATTLESNAKE.
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109. SHE'S GOOD.
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110. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?
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111. IT'S OKAY. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
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112. RUN!
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113. I KIND OF MISSED THE CATCHING CLASS.
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114. UH, GUYS, THE BUSH IS ON FIRE.
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115. OKAY, SO I THINK IT'S ME, TRENT, AND JUSTIN.
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116. ANY OBJECTIONS?
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117. WHAT YOU GOT THERE, A JOURNAL?
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118. - BEAT IT. -OH, I GET IT.
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119. YEAH, IT'S PRIVATE, HUH?
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120. I'M DOWN WITH THAT. YEAH, IT'S COOL, BRAH.
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121. WHAT PART OF "BEAT IT" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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122. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FREAK?
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123. Y-YOU JUST SMELL REALLY PRETTY.
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124. IT'S JUST SOAP.
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125. I WON'T EVEN ASK.
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126. LOOK.
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127. THE FIRST HOOK-UP OF THE SEASON.
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128. OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING AT IT BIG-TIME.
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129. I NEED A SWIM JUST TO COOL OFF.
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130. AAH!
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131. GWEN, WAIT UP. I'LL COME WITH YOU.
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132. SURE.
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133. I MEAN, WHATEVER.
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134. YOU, STAY HERE.
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135. WE'VE GOT A DIARY TO FIND.
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136. SO CAN YOU REALLY STAND ON YOUR HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES?
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137. WANT TO BET THAT I CAN'T?
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138. OH, YOU'RE ON.
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139. I'LL TAKE A PIECE OF THAT ACTION.
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140. YEAH, THAT'S LIKE VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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141. ANTE UP.
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142. OKAY, 20 MINUTES STARTING NOW.
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143. OH, CRAP.
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144. YOU, YOU KILLED MY VIOLIN.
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145. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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146. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
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147. YOU STAND GUARD.
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148. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU SEE GWEN COMING, WARN ME.
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149. OKAY.
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150. SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE HERE,
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151. YOU KNOW?
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152. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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153. WELL, ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
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154. CANNONBALL!
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155. AH, I HATE THIS PLACE.
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156. NICE GOING, GUYS.
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157. YEAH, NICE GOING.
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158. HUH?
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159. OKAY, IF I WERE A SECRET DIARY,
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160. WHERE WOULD I BE STASHED?
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161. HEY, GWEN.
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162. GWEN, IT'S YOU.
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163. HI!
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164. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE OUTSIDE OF THE CABIN,
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165. GWEN?
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166. TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN.
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167. OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN.
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168. THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.
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169. WAIT! STAY HERE. WE CAN GET TANS TOGETHER.
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170. AND YOU COULD TOTALLY USE ONE.
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171. YES! SHE IS SO DUD.
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172. ARE YOU GONNA MOVE,
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173. OR DO I HAVE TO THROW YOU OUT OF MY WAY?
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174. YOU CAN TRY,
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175. BUT I HAVE MARTIAL-ARTS TRAINING.
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176. OKAY, YOU CAN GO IN.
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177. LOOK! GWEN'S BACK!
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178. HEY, GWEN, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SWIM?
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179. WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
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180. NOTHING, JUST RESTING BEFORE THE BIG SHOW.
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181. ARE YOU ALWAYS SO PARANOID?
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182. YEAH, REALLY.
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183. OKAY, I KNOW I'M NOT AS GOOD
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184. AS YOU ARE AT THE VIOLIN, BUT I CAN DO THIS.
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185. BRIDGETTE.
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186. TOO BAD ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
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187. I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO GET
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188. YOUR 15 SECONDS OF FAME AFTER ALL, HUH?
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189. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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190. OH, NOTHING.
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191. UNLESS THEY MAYBE FELT THREATENED.
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192. HEY, MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU GOPHERS OPERATE,
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193. BUT THE KILLER BASS HAVE MORE CLASS THAN THAT.
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194. WE'RE A TEAM.
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195. WELL, I GUESS, YOU'LL GO DOWN AS A TEAM TOO.
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196. OH, AND EASY ON THE CHIPS.
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197. YOU DON'T WANT TO SINK THAT SURFBOARD OF YOURS, DO YOU?
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198. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.
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199. IT'S SO EASY IT'S ALMOST NOT FUN—ALMOST.
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200. IT'S THE T.D.I. TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!
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201. WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST CAMP WAWANAKWA TALENT CONTEST,
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202. AND DESPERATELY TRY NOT TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES.
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203. FIRST UP FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS IS JUSTIN.
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204. YEAH, JUSTIN, OH, YEAH!
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205. THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES FOR HOT, "JUS" AND "TIN."
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206. "MAN, THAT GUY IS JUST SO HOT I COULD KISS HIM,
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207. BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD TEAMMATE."
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208. DAH, WHY'D I SAY THAT?
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209. OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,
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210. BUT DANG YOU'VE GOT SOME MOVES, DUDE.
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211. FIRST UP FOR THE KILLER BASS,
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212. MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE BIG GUY... D.J.!
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213. DAINTY AND YET MASCULINE.
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214. LET'S SEE WHAT GRANDMASTER CHEF THINKS.
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215. NOT MUCH.
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216. SO WITH TWO DOWN AND FOUR ACTS TO GO,
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217. IT'S THE SCREAMING GOPHERS SCREAMING AHEAD.
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218. NEXT ON DECK... TRENT.
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219. TAKE IT AWAY, MY BRO.
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220. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL HERE AT CAMP.
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221. - NICE WORK.
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222. I'M LIKING YOUR STYLE, DUDE,
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223. AND SO DOES GRANDMASTER CHEF.
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224. ALL RIGHT, QUIT HOGGING MY LIGHT, BUDDY.
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225. THREE DOWN AND THREE TO GO,
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226. AND THE KILLER BASS ARE TOTALLY SUCKING SO FAR.
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227. LET'S HEAR IT FOR BRIDGETTE.
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228. ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?
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229. OH, DEFINITELY.
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230. NO, I—I'M GREAT.
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231. REALLY.
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232. I'M HIT.
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233. I'M HIT!
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234. HEY, PUKE ON YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND.
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235. ON YOUR OWN WHAT, LINDSAY?
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236. I DIDN'T SAY BOYFRIEND.
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237. CLEANUP IN AISLE THREE, FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX.
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238. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL TAKE A SHORT BREAK
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239. TO HOSE THE JOINT DOWN.
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240. GOING HOME WON'T BE SO BAD.
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241. I COULD ALWAYS WORK AT THE SURF SHACK.
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242. WELCOME BACK TO THE T.D.I.
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243. TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!
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244. WELCOME BACK.
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245. OKAY, SO IN A STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS,
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246. BRIDGETTE'S CHUNK-BLOWING
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247. FEST REGISTERED TWO THUMBS UP BY GRANDMASTER CHEF.
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248. BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO PULL AHEAD
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249. WHO HOLD THE LEAD WITH TRENT'S LOVE SONG.
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250. SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, HERE SHE IS FOR THE LEADERS...
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251. - HEATHER.
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252. ORIGINALLY, I WAS GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU
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253. WITH A COLLABORATION.
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254. SHE WOULDN'T.
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255. SO WITH WORDS BY GWEN,
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256. PERFORMANCE BY ME, ENJOY.
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257. "OKAY, SO I'M TRYING TO IGNORE HIM,
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258. BUT HE'S JUST SO CUTE.
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259. TO BE A DISTRACTION FOR ME HERE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN 'MCHOTTIE."
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260. "WE JUST TOTALLY CONNECT.
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261. HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON I CAN RELATE TO HERE
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262. AND I KNOW IT'S A CLICHE,
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263. BUT I LOVE GUYS WHO PLAY GUITAR."
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264. WAIT. I DON'T PLAY GUITAR.
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265. THANK YOU.
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266. THAT WAS SO MEAN.
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267. SERIOUSLY.
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268. WELL, THEN, IT'S DOWN TO THE FINAL ACT OF THE NIGHT.
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269. CAN GEOFF AND HIS RAD STUNTS TURN IT AROUND?
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270. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT.
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271. LET'S FIND OUT.
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272. WHOA, THAT KIND OF WRECKS THE RIDE.
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273. NOW WHAT?
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274. WE HAVE TO SEND SOMEONE OUT THERE,
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275. OR WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS.
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276. KATIE AND SADIE ARE COVERED IN BARF.
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277. WELL, THAT ONLY LEAVES TYLER, DUNCAN, OR HAROLD.
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278. WE ALREADY KNOW TYLER SUCKS. WHAT CAN DUNCAN DO AGAIN?
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279. CARVE A PICTURE OF HIS OWN SKULL INTO A TREE?
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280. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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281. JUST GO FOR IT, HAROLD.
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282. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
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283. AWESOME.
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284. GOSH.
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285. AWESOME.
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286. WHAT? WHAT?
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287. UH-HUH.
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288. WHAT? WHAT?
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289. BOOYA.
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290. THAT'S AMAZING.
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291. THAT WAS AMAZING.
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292. WICKED BEATBOXING, DUDE.
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293. CHECK IT OUT.
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294. GRANDMASTER CHEF HAS DECLARED HE'S WINNER.
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295. EVEN THOUGH THEY HELD THE LEAD,
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296. THE SCREAMING GOPHERS HAVE BEEN TRAMPLED BY THE KILLER BASS.
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297. - HAROLD, THAT WAS AMAZING.YOU DID IT.
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298. AND AS FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS,
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299. PICK YOUR FAVORITE LOSER, AND I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BONFIRE.
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300. PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS MEAN TO GWEN.
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301. WHATEVER.
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302. ALL I NEEDED WAS FOUR VOTES AGAINST JUSTIN.
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303. LINDSAY AND BETH WERE EASY.
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304. IZZY'S JUST CRAZY.
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305. AND OWEN, PIECE OF CAKE.
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306. PIECE OF CAKE.
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307. OF ENTERTAINMENT,
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308. MUSIC, DRAMA, BARFING.
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309. THERE'S ONLY ONE MARSHMALLOW LEFT ON THIS PLATE.
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310. JUSTIN, YOU REMINDED US ALL THAT LOOKS MATTER A LOT.
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311. AND, HEATHER, YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES,
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312. BUT READING ANOTHER CHICK'S DIARY OUT LOUD
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313. TO THE WHOLE WORLD?
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314. MAN, THAT IS WHACK.
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315. NO KIDDING. THAT'S REALLY MESSED UP, DUDE.
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316. OH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME MY MARSHMALLOW ALREADY.
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317. JUSTIN, I PERSONALLY THINK THIS IS VERY WRONG,
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318. BUT TONIGHT HOTNESS JUST WASN'T ENOUGH.
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319. THE LAST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO HEATHER.
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320. TIME TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, BRAH.
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321. LATER, BRAH.
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322. IF THAT EVIL LITTLE COW THINKS SHE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THIS,
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323. SHE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING.
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324. DID YOU SAY YOU BROUGHT A RED ANT FARM WITH YOU?
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325. YES.
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326. SWEET DREAMS, EVERYONE.
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