1. LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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2. THE SCREAMING GOPHERS KICKED BUTT IN THE AWAKE-A-THON,
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3. WHEN DUNCAN TOOK A SNOOZE ON THE CAN,
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4. AND THE KILLER BASS TOOK THEIR SECOND LOSS IN A ROW... HARSH.
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5. HEATHER ORCHESTRATED THE FIRST TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND ALLIANCE
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6. BY CONVINCING LINDSAY AND BETH TO JOIN FORCES WITH HER,
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7. THEN POCKETED EVA'S MP3 PLAYER AND SAT BACK
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8. TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS.
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9. NICELY PLAYED, HEATHER, NICELY PLAYED.
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10. EVEN THOUGH EVA COULD'VE PRETTY MUCH KICKED
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11. ANYONE'S BUTT HERE, IN THE END,
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12. IT WAS HER TEMPER THAT GOT HER KICKED OFF.
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13. SHE BECAME THE SECOND CAMPER TO ROCK THE BOAT OF LOSERS.
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14. WHO WILL BREAK THE RULES OF THEIR NEW ALLIANCE?
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15. WILL GWEN BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE?
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16. AND WHO WILL TAKE THE NEXT HUMILIATING WALK
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17. DOWN THE DOCK OF SHAME?
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18. STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY
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19. YET ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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20. DUNCAN.
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21. YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, DUDE.
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22. STUFF IT.
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23. HAROLD SNORED ALL NIGHT.
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24. WOW, FOUR NIGHTS WITH NO SLEEP.
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25. HOW MUCH ARE YOU HURTING, DUDE?
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26. WANT TO FIND OUT?
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27. NO, NO, IT'S COOL.
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28. - IT'S COOL. -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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29. OKAY, WHAT?
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30. SOMEONE MESSED WITH YOUR FACE, DUDE.
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31. HEY, SWEET STACHE.
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32. HE—HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S GWEN!
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33. YEAH!
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34. WHY ARE WE CLAPPING?
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35. I'M SO TIRED.
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36. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
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37. WE ARE SO SUCKING RIGHT NOW.
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38. OKAY, YES, EVA WAS A PSYCHO,
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39. BUT AT LEAST SHE WAS AN ATHLETIC PSYCHO.
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40. SO LET'S GO OVER THE RULES ONE MORE TIME.
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41. NUMBER ONE, I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS ALLIANCE,
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42. SO I GET TO MAKE THE RULES.
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43. NUMBER TWO...
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44. BREAKING THE RULES CAN RESULT
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45. IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE ALLIANCE?
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46. GOOD.
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47. NUMBER THREE, I CAN BORROW ANY OF YOUR STUFF WITHOUT ASKING,
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48. BUT MY STUFF IS STRICTLY OFF LIMITS.
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49. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT LAST RULE.
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50. THAT'S COOL.
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51. I CAN CHANGE IT.
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52. I CAN ALSO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
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53. TO TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE WITH ME.
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54. GOOD. WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?
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55. HEY, FISH-HEADS,
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56. WAY TO KICK OUT YOUR STRONGEST PLAYER.
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57. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP NOW?
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58. MISSED ME.
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59. OKAY, CAMPERS, LISTEN UP.
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60. YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE BEGINS IN 10 MINUTES,
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61. AND BE PREPARED TO BRING IT.
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62. WAKE ME UP,
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63. AND IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO.
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64. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW?
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65. YOU AND YOUR SNORING FACE.
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66. IT'S CALLED A MEDICAL CONDITION. GOSH!
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67. TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THE CLASSIC GAME OF DODGEBALL.
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68. THE FIRST RULE OF DODGEBALL IS—
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69. DO NOT TALK ABOUT DODGEBALL?
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70. AS I WAS SAYING,
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71. IF YOU GET HIT WITH THE BALL—
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72. OOH. OW!
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73. YOU'RE OUT. -YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!
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74. IF YOU CATCH THE BALL, THE THROWER GETS SENT OUT
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75. AND THE CATCHER GETS TO BRING IN ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER
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76. OUT ON THE COURT.
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77. THROWING BALLS,
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78. GEE, ANOTHER MENTALLY CHALLENGING TEST.
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79. I KNOW, RIGHT?
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80. OKAY, NOW, GEOFF, TRY TO HIT ME.
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81. IF YOU'RE HOLDING A BALL,
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82. YOU CAN USE IT TO DEFLECT A BALL.
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83. BUT IF IT KNOCKS THE BALL OUT OF YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE OUT.
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84. SO WHAT DO I DO AGAIN WHEN THE BALL COMES AT ME?
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85. YOU DODGE!
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86. AH!
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87. OOH, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DODGE.
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88. OW... RIGHT.
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89. YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE UNTIL GAME TIME.
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90. GOPHERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT ONE PERSON OUT EACH GAME.
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91. OKAY, WE CAN'T GET LAZY.
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92. THE KILLER BASS ARE GONNA BE TRYING EXTRA HARD TO CATCH UP.
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93. WHO WANTS TO SIT THE FIRST ONE OUT WITH SLEEPING BEAUTY HERE?
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94. ALL RIGHT, I'LL VOLUNTEER.
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95. NOW LET'S SEE ALL YOU KEENERS GET ON OUT THERE AND DODGE.
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96. BRING IT ON, FISHIES.
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97. OTHERWISE WINNING THREE IN A ROW
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98. JUST WON'T BE AS SATISFYING.
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99. OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
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100. WE'RE GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE,
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101. AND THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT IT!
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102. BOTH TEAMS READY?
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103. BEST OF FIVE GAMES WINS.
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104. NOW LET'S DODGE SOME BALL!
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105. OOH.
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106. THAT'LL SMEAR THE MAKEUP.
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107. NICE JOB.
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108. NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT SOMEONE ON THEIR TEAM!
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109. OW. DARN IT.
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110. TIME TO UNLEASH MY WICKED SKILLS.
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111. YEAH?
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112. THEN BRING IT, STRING BEAN!
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113. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!
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114. AAH!
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115. AND THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!
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116. CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
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117. WITH THIS AGAIN?
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118. - YO, BABY. -WOO-HOO.
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119. - MOMMY. -WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
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120. REF, HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE COURT.
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121. OOPS! HE SLIPPED.
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122. UGH.
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123. - OH! -OH, SORRY.
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124. OH, IT'S COOL.
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125. TRUST ME.
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126. EASY OUT, GUYS, EASY OUT.
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127. THAT IS ONE TOUGH BALL TO DODGE.
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128. WE CAN DO THIS.
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129. WE JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES.
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130. OH, I BELIEVE.
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131. I BELIEVE YOU SUCK!
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132. - YEAH, YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL. -(LAUGHS)
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133. YOU SHOULD TALK.
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134. IT WAS A WARM-UP THROW.
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135. LOOK, I CAN DOMINATE THIS GAME.
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136. JUST GIVE ALL THE BALLS TO ME.
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137. FINE. JUST TRY TO AIM FOR THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY?
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138. ALL RIGHT, NOAH, YOU'RE UP.
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139. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, DID SUCH AN AWESOME JOB
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140. ON THE LAST GAME THAT I DON'T WANNA
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141. MESS UP YOUR MOJO.
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142. FINE.
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143. LET'S GO, GUYS.
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144. HEY! WATCH THE FACE, DUDE!
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145. NO-O-O-O!
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146. FINALLY.
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147. UH, HMM, TYLER?
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148. OH, MY GOSH, MY FACE.
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149. HOW'S MY FACE?
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150. IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD.
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151. YOU STILL LOOK GREAT.
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152. REALLY?
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153. YEAH, REALLY.
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154. YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK?
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155. (THINKING) HAVE TO SAY NO.
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156. HAVE TO SAY NO.
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157. OKAY!
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158. HEY. HEY, GET BACK HERE!
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159. YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING OUT OF THE ALLIANCE!
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160. GREAT GATSBY, THAT IS IT.
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161. GAME ON!
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162. YEAH!
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163. OW, THAT ONE'S WORTH AN INSTANT REPLAY.
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164. FORWARD—OKAY, REWIND.
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165. FORWARD, REWIND.
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166. FORWARD, REWIND.
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167. FORWARD, REWIND.
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168. AND PAUSE.
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169. THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
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170. OH, HE DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT!
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171. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME.
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172. I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS TRYING TODAY.
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173. OH, SORRY.
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174. WOO-HOO, WAY TO THROW THOSE MURDER BALLS.
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175. GO, TEAM. GO.
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176. NICE TEAM SPIRIT.
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177. HEY, IT'S 2-0.
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178. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SUCK SO MUCH?
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179. NOT VERY GOOD.
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180. IT'S NOT OVER YET.
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181. IT'S SO OVER.
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182. OKAY, THIS IS REALLY BAD.
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183. ONE MORE GAME, AND WE LOSE THE WHOLE CHALLENGE, AGAIN!
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184. WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, PEOPLE.
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185. WE NEED SOMEONE STRONG, SOMEONE MEAN,
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186. SOMEONE WHO'LL CRUSH THOSE STUPID GOPHERS INTO THE DIRT.
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187. UNH-UNH, IF WE WAKE HIM UP, HE'LL KILL US.
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188. HE WON'T KILL US, GUYS.
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189. HE WANTS TO WIN, TOO.
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190. COURTNEY'S RIGHT.
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191. WE NEED DUNCAN'S FIERCENESS TO WIN THIS.
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192. THAT'S THE SPIRIT, HAROLD.
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193. NOW GO WAKE HIM UP.
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194. WHY ME?
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195. BECAUSE OTHER THAN TYLER, YOU'RE THE WORST AT DODGEBALL.
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196. AND IF HE DOES KILL YOU, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
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197. WE CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.
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198. NO WAY, I'M NOT DOING IT.
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199. WELL, WHO'S GONNA WAKE HIM UP?
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200. WE HAVE TO GO HIGHER.
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201. YOU BETTER HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON
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202. FOR STICKING THIS UP MY NOSE.
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203. LOOK. WE ARE DOWN TWO, NOTHING.
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204. I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU NEED A LITTLE NAP TIME,
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205. BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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206. OH, AND WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU, DARLING?
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207. BECAUSE I CAN PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU
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208. THAT IF WE LOSE THIS GAME,
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209. YOU'LL BE THE ONE GOING HOME, DARLING.
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210. (SIGHS) FINE.
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211. I'LL PLAY... ON ONE CONDITION.
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212. YOU DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT.
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213. OKAY, HERE'S A STRATEGY I PICKED UP
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214. DURING MY FIRST VISIT TO JUVIE.
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215. IT'S CALLED RUSH THE NEW GUY.
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216. WAY TO GO, GUYS.
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217. COME ON, A LITTLE EFFORT OUT THERE, PEOPLE.
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218. I THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN.
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219. SO, HAROLD, SIT THIS ONE OUT TO.
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220. BUT I SAT THE LAST ONE OUT.
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221. IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM.
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222. OKAY, NOT THAT NOAH HERE CARES,
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223. BUT WE ARE NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME TO THESE GUYS, GOT IT?
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224. AND WHERE IS LINDSAY?
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225. OH!
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226. THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES.
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227. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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228. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL OUT?
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229. WHY DON'T YOU DODGE THIS?
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230. OW!
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231. SIT DOWN AND STAY THERE.
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232. OKAY.
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233. HOW ARE WE DOING?
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234. SPORTS NOT MY FORTE, REMEMBER?
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235. YOU KNOW YOU COULD ACTUALLY GIVE IT A SHOT
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236. AND PRETEND TO CARE.
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237. THIS IS SO UNACCEPTABLE.
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238. WHERE WERE YOU?
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239. NOWHERE.
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240. YOU WERE WITH THAT BLOND GOPHER GIRL, WEREN'T YOU?
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241. NO...
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242. MAYBE... SO?
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243. SO?
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244. SHE COULD'VE BEEN GETTING YOU TO SPILL
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245. ALL OF OUR WEAKNESSES TO HER.
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246. OKAY, THIS IS IT, THE FINAL TIE-BREAKING GAME.
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247. GO TEAM, GO.
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248. OKAY, WHO'S GOING IN?
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249. I THINK IT'S MY TURN?
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250. NO WAY. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THIS.
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251. GOPHERS, BASS,
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252. LET'S SEND THIS SAMPLE TO THE LAB
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253. AND SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
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254. COME ON, PEOPLE.
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255. QUICK FEET, FAST HANDS.
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256. KNOCK 'EM OUT. THROW 'EM OUT.
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257. RAH, RAH.
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258. OW!
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259. YOU'RE RIGHT. SPORTS AREN'T YOUR FORTE.
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260. BACK OF THE COURT, PRINCESS.
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261. THAT'S FOR THE OATMEAL.
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262. OH, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WHITE GIRL.
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263. SORRY, DUDE, BUT YOU GOTTA GO DOWN.
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264. GOOD NIGHT, HAROLD.
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265. WHOA.
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266. TIME OUT! TIME OUT!
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267. MAN, THAT BOY'S GOT DODGE.
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268. WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
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269. FIGURE SKATING.
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270. HAROLD, THAT WAS AWESOME.
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271. BUT DODGING ISN'T ENOUGH.
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272. HE'S RIGHT.
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273. TO WIN THIS, YOU EITHER HAVE TO THROW HIM OUT—
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274. WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T DO—
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275. OR CATCH THE BALL.
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276. CAN YOU DO IT?
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277. DEFINITELY.
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278. AWESOME. NOW GO CATCH THAT BALL.
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279. HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD.
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280. COWABUNGA!
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281. THE KILLER BASS WIN!
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282. YOU DID IT.
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283. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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284. WHY!
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285. NICE DODGE, SKATER NERD.
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286. GOPHERS, WHAT HAPPENED?
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287. WHAT CAN I SAY?
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288. WEAK EFFORT.
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289. OH, SHUT IT, NOAH.
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290. YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH HER.
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291. TOUCHY.
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292. WHAT?
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293. I'LL TELL YOU, THE TEAM SPIRIT HERE IS SEVERELY LACKING LATELY.
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294. I GUESS I'M KIND OF A ROLE MODEL
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295. NOW THAT I WON THE DODGEBALL COMPETITION.
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296. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY ALL WANT MY AUTOGRAPH
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297. WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER AND STUFF.
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298. CAMPERS, YOU'VE ALREADY PLACED YOUR VOTES
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299. AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
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300. ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOING HOME AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...
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301. EVER.
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302. WHEN YOU HEAR ME CALL OUT YOUR NAME,
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303. COME PICK UP A MARSHMALLOW.
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304. OWEN,
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305. GWEN, CODY.
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306. TRENT.
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307. HEATHER.
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308. BETH.
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309. JUSTIN.
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310. LESHAWNA.
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311. IZZY.
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312. THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW GOES TO...
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313. LINDSAY.
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314. WOO-HOO! YEAH!
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315. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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316. WOO-HOO!
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317. ALL RIGHT, SEE IF I CARE.
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318. GOOD LUCK BECAUSE YOU JUST VOTED OUT THE ONLY ONE
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319. WITH ANY BRAINS ON THIS TEAM.
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320. OW!
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321. YOU NEED TO LEARN A LITTLE THING CALLED RESPECT, TURKEY.
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322. WHATEVER, I'M OUTTA HERE.
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323. ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T
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324. THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY EVER.
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325. BUT I STILL GET PAID. (LAUGHS)
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