1. LAST TIME ON "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND",
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2. SO CHEF TOOK OVER AS HOST, AND, MAN,
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3. WAS HE BRUTAL TO THE CAMPERS.
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4. NOT ONLY DID HE DUMP THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS
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5. TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES, BUT HE LEFT THEM ALONE
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6. WITH SCARY DUDE SASQUATCHANAKWA.
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7. THEY RAN HELTER. THEY RAN SKELTER.
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8. THEY RAN INTO A CROWDED BAT CAVE.
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9. MASSIVE MISTAKE, I MIGHT ADD.
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10. ULTIMATELY, THE GIRLS ADMITTED DEFEAT.
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11. SO THE GUYS SHARED THEIR LOOT,
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12. BUT THE GIRLS OUTFOXED THEM
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13. AND WALKED OFF WITH EVERYTHING,
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14. INCLUDING THEIR DIGNITY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN
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15. THAT HOT CHICKS TRUMP GULLIBLE GUYS EVERY TIME.
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16. IN THE END, IT WAS BAD BOY DUNCAN
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17. WHO TOOK THE WALK OF SHAME,
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18. LEAVING THREE GLUTTON-FOR-PUNISHMENT CAMPERS
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19. HEADING INTO OUR MOST EXCITING CHALLENGE YET.
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20. DON'T BELIEVE ME?
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21. THEN I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS EPISODE
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22. OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!
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23. (FEEDBACK) CHRIS: CAMPERS!
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24. WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS.
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25. TODAY, WE REWARD OUR CHALLENGERS
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26. WITH AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKE BREAKFAST.
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27. THAT'S RIGHT, GENUINE FOOD BYPRODUCTS
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28. SERVED WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS
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29. RELATIVELY CLOSE TO THEIR EXPIRATION DATES.
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30. SO I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE FINAL THREE.
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31. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW FAR A BAD ATTITUDE CAN GET YOU.
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32. WHATEVER.
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33. I KNEW I'D MAKE IT TO THE END.
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34. BIG SHOCKER.
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35. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WEIRD GOTH GIRL MADE IT.
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36. I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT.
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37. I DREAMT IT COULD BE TRUE.
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38. AND NOW THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE.
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39. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES!
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40. YES!
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41. DON'T BE SHY, DUDE.
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42. "ALL YOU CAN EAT."
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43. YOU GOT THE PANCAKES, I GOT THE STOMACH.
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44. (LAUGHS) TEE 'EM UP!
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45. OH, YEAH!
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46. NOW YOU'RE TALKING, BABY! (LAUGHS)
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47. YEAH, THE MONEY WOULD BE AWESOME,
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48. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SWEETER?
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49. MAKING SURE HEATHER LOSES.
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50. LUCKILY, I'M UP AGAINST THE FREAK SHOW
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51. AND FATTY GINORMOUS, SO THEY MAY AS WELL
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52. JUST GIVE ME THE CHECK.
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53. I MEAN, COME ON.
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54. I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN.
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55. PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES!
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56. IF I WIN, I'M GONNA BUY CAMP WAWANAKWA
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57. SO I CAN BURN IT DOWN AND TURN IT INTO A GRAVEYARD.
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58. PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES! (LAUGHS)
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59. WHEN I WIN, I'M THINKING OF MY OWN SPIN-OFF SERIES—
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60. "THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HEATHER."
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61. I'D NEVER WIN.
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62. BUT IF I DID, I'D START EVERY DAY WITH PANCAKES.
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63. 'CAUSE THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE MINI SUNSHINES
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64. FILLED WITH YUMMY FUN.
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65. PERSONALLY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH DRAMA HERE TO LAST A LIFETIME.
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66. I MEAN, OWEN'S OKAY, BUT EIGHT WEEKS OF HEATHER
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67. WAS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS A MOUTHFUL OF IMPACTED MOLARS.
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68. SURE, EIGHT WEEKS WITH THESE LOSERS IS CAUSE FOR INSANITY,
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69. BUT AT LEAST THE MOTHER SHIP KNOWS WHERE GWEN IS NOW
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70. SO THEY CAN RETRIEVE HER.
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71. AND GREENPEACE CAN BAG AND TAG OWEN
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72. AS THE HAZARDOUS WASTE THAT HE IS.
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73. BUT ALL THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES
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74. IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE SPECIAL WITHOUT FRIENDS TO SHARE THEM.
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75. SURE, OWEN'S DUMB LUCK HAS WON HIM A FEW CHALLENGES,
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76. BUT IT'S HIS ABILITY NOT TO BE DISGUSTED
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77. BY ANYTHING EDIBLE THAT WORRIES ME.
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78. YOU EVER NOTICE HOW MUCH A TOILET SEAT
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79. LOOKS LIKE A PANCAKE? (LAUGHS)
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80. AND LAZY.
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81. UGH, SLOTHS COULD TAKE A CUE FROM "SLOW-EN."
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82. (LAUGHS) I SHOULD PROBABLY SPIT THIS OUT.
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83. THANKFULLY, GWEN HAS NO STRENGTHS.
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84. SHE'S JUST A LOW-RENT GUTTER PUNK
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85. WITH DRAGON BREATH AND UGLY HAIR.
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86. HEATHER'S STRENGTH IS OBVIOUSLY HER BOTTOMLESS PIT OF MEAN.
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87. I'M BANKING ON HER MASSIVE EGO TO BE HER DOWNFALL.
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88. CAMPERS, WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS.
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89. THE PRODUCERS RAN OUT OF INSANE WAYS OF TORTURING YOU,
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90. SO...
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91. THEY ASKED THE OUSTED CAMPERS FOR IDEAS.
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92. TURNS OUT THEY HAD A LOT.
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93. THEY PROVIDED US WITH THE SICKEST, MOST TWISTED,
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94. AND INSANE DARES IMAGINABLE IN "TDI'S" VERSION OF...
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95. SPIN THE BOTTLE!
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96. STARTING WITH IZZY, TRENT,
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97. CODY, JUSTIN,
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98. NOAH, LESHAWNA, LINDSAY,
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99. BETH, TYLER,
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100. HAROLD, D.J. GEOFF, BRIDGETTE,
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101. DUNCAN, COURTNEY, EVA,
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102. KATIE AND SADIE,
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103. AND THE HOMESCHOOLED, MISOGYNISTIC COUNTRY BOY,
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104. EZEKIEL.
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105. PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER, AND WE'VE GOT A HIGH-STAKES GAME
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106. OF "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU"!
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107. WHAT IS THIS, GRADE 5?
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108. WHY DON'T WE JUST DO SEVEN MINUTES OF HEAVEN
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109. IN A SKANKY BASEMENT CLOSET?
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110. YEAH! GOOD CALL!
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111. LET'S DO IT!
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112. OW!
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113. EACH PLAYER WILL TAKE TURNS SPINNING THE BOTTLE.
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114. THE CAMPER THAT YOU LAND ON DETERMINES
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115. THE DARE YOU'LL PERFORM.
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116. YOU CAN TAKE THE DARE YOURSELF
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117. AND WIN A GET-OUT-OF-DARE FREEBIE
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118. OR INFLICT THE DARE ON A FELLOW CAMPER
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119. IN HOPES OF BOOTING THEM OUT.
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120. AND IF WE REFUSE TO DO THE DARE?
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121. OH, NOT A GOOD OPTION.
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122. ANYONE WHO CHICKENS OUT OF THEIR DARE
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123. WILL BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
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124. BOARD THE BOAT OF LOSERS,
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125. DO NOT GO TO BONFIRE, DO NOT COLLECT MARSHMALLOW,
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126. AND DO NOT GET TO WIN $100,000.
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127. WOW, A SUDDEN-DEATH ELIMINATION.
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128. GOOD ONE.
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129. OKAY, WHO'S READY TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES FIRST?
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130. OH, WHAT THE HECK. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
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131. OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
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132. CHEF AND I HAVE A LITTLE SIDE BET GOING.
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133. WHOEVER PUKES FIRST HAS TO PONY UP 100 BUCKS.
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134. OKAY, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
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135. DUNCAN'S DARE.
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136. LICK OWEN'S ARMPIT.
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137. GWEN, YOU CAN PERFORM THE DARE YOURSELF
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138. OR DARE ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS TO DO IT.
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139. (CHUCKLES) EITHER WAY,
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140. SOMEONE'S LICKING SOME ARMPIT IN THE NEXT MINUTE.
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141. I TRIPLE DOG DARE HEATHER.
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142. YOU COULD IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE LICKING AN ICE-CREAM CONE.
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143. SHUT UP, OWEN!
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144. MINUS THE B.O.
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145. I'M WARNING YOU!
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146. OH, AND THE PIT HAIR.
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147. OH HO HO, MAN!
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148. THAT WAS SO SICK.
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149. I NEARLY PUKED.
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150. NEARLY.
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151. EZEKIEL'S DARE IS...
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152. CHEW YOUR OWN TOENAIL SLOWLY.
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153. GWEN! I DARE GWEN.
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154. DON'T CHOKE ON IT, HONEY.
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155. AH AH AH AH.
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156. HE SAID CHEW IT SLOWLY.
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157. THERE. SATISFIED?
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158. VERY.
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159. I'M JUST PICTURING TRENT WATCHING THIS,
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160. AND SOMETHING TELLS ME HE WON'T BE EAGER
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161. TO LOCK LIPS WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON.
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162. YOU SHOULD TALK, PIT BREATH.
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163. BETH.
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164. RECHEWING A WAD OF HAROLD'S GUM.
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165. I WILL TAKE THE DARE!
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166. EW!
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167. DUDE, IT'S CHEWED GUM.
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168. HAROLD'S CHEWED GUM.
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169. I KNOW, BUT IT MUST BE PRETTY SPECIAL IF HE'S BEEN SAVING IT.
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170. MMM.
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171. FULL BODY.
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172. A DELICATE, FRUITY AROMA WITH A HINT OF CITRUS.
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173. (LAUGHS) ROBUST, YET BALANCED.
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174. OH, SUMMERY.
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175. OOOH!
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176. AND A CRUNCHY CENTER.
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177. WHOO-HOO!
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178. OWEN WINS THE FIRST FREEBIE.
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179. AND A TETANUS SHOT IF YOU WANT.
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180. NAH, I'M GOOD. THANKS.
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181. THIS COULD BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
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182. WELCOME BACK TO "TDI'S" SEMIFINALS
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183. AND A CHALLENGE WE LIKE TO CALL "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU."
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184. GWEN, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
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185. DROP A TRAY OF ICE INTO YOUR UNDIES AND LET THEM MELT.
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186. THAT'S IT? I CAN HANDLE THAT.
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187. NOW THAT'S ONE COOL CHICK
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188. WITH A FROSTY 'TUDE CHILLIN' BY THE—
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189. JUST GIVE ME THE F-F-FREAKIN' F-FREEBIE.
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190. MY TURN!
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191. AND I'M TAKING THE DARE. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
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192. THERE IS NO WAY I WAS LETTING THOSE NERDLINGS GET AHEAD OF ME.
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193. I MEAN, HOW BAD COULD THE DARE BE?
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194. I'D ALREADY LICKED OWEN'S ARMPIT.
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195. SORRY.
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196. SHUT UP, OWEN!
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197. - TWICE IN A ROW'S GOTTA SUCK. -I MEAN IT!
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198. WELL, ESPECIALLY SINCE I NEVER WASH IN THERE.
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199. - UGH! -NOT 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.
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200. I JUST FORGET.
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201. HEY! YOU DIDN'T PUKE THIS TIME!
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202. YOU STILL COOL?
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203. OKAY, WE'LL GIVE HEATHER A FEW MORE MINUTES ON LIFE SUPPORT
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204. BEFORE WE START THE NEXT ROUND.
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205. OKAY, CHEF MADE SNACKS.
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206. PB&J ANYONE?
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207. NICE!
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208. COME ON, IZZY! BRING IT!
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209. GIVE A PURPLE NURPLE TO A SLEEPING BEAR.
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210. (LAUGHS) YES!
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211. OH, SOUNDS WICKED, MAN! (LAUGHS)
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212. WHAT'S A PURPLE NURPLE?
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213. OH, HEY, THERE, MR. BEAR.
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214. I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE PINCH
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215. AND BE RIGHT ON MY—
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216. (FABRIC TEARING) AHHH!
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217. LICK OWEN'S TOE JAM.
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218. OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT BLACK GUNK IS?
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219. I'LL USE MY FREEBIE.
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220. GOOD CALL.
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221. DRINK POWDERED FRUIT PUNCH FROM THE COMMUNAL TOILET.
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222. QUITE THE PREDICAMENT, GWEN.
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223. DO YOU USE THE FREEBIE
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224. OR DO I SAVE IT FOR AN EVEN SICKER DARE DOWN THE ROAD?
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225. WHAT TO DO. WHAT TO DO.
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226. (INHALES DEEPLY) I'M GOING IN.
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227. SO FREAKIN' SICK.
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228. CHEF'S GOING DOWN.
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229. NO WAY. THAT'S SO GROSS.
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230. OH HO HO! (LAUGHS)
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231. AT THIS RATE,
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232. TRENT'S GONNA NEED A FUMIGATION SQUAD JUST—
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233. EAT DOG FOOD.
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234. YEAH, BABY!
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235. MAN, SORRY, GUYS.
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236. I KEEP GETTING ALL THE GOOD ONES.
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237. OKAY, DOWN, BOY! HEEL!
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238. DUDE, YOU HAVE TWO FREEBIES YOU CAN USE.
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239. BETTER YET, YOU COULD DARE AN OPPONENT—
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240. LIKE, SAY, ONE WITHOUT A FREEBIE?
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241. YOU STILL HAVE A BIT OF JELLY ON YOUR LOWER LIP.
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242. OH, GO STICK YOUR FACE BACK IN THE TOILET.
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243. IT'S COOL, BRO. MY DOG DIGS THIS FOOD.
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244. TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING.
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245. MEATY-TASTING.
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246. OKAY, THAT WAS SO GROSS!
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247. IS THERE NOTHING THESE FREAKS WON'T DO?
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248. I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE'S DROPPED OUT
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249. AND OWEN'S GOT 20 FREEBIES.
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250. YEAH, BABY!
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251. GWEN AND HEATHER HAVE SQUAT, BUT NOT TO WORRY.
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252. THERE'S STILL PLENTY TO BE MOTIVATED ABOUT.
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253. IF YOU HELP ME TAKE DOWN HEATHER,
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254. I'LL SHARE MY WINNINGS WITH YOU.
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255. WHAT IF YOU DON'T WIN?
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256. I'LL SWING FOR A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS.
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257. THE LADY DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN.
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258. DEAL!
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259. CHRIS, I'D LIKE TO GIVE AWAY HALF MY FREEBIES.
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260. UH, WELL, OKAY.
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261. ARE YOU SURE?
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262. HELLO? IX-NAY ON THE ONSPIRACY-CAY!
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263. THAT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.
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264. GET OUT YOUR RULE BOOK AND DO YOUR RULE-CHECKING THING.
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265. THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA GANG UP AND WHOOP ME WITH DARES.
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266. THERE HAS TO BE A RULE ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING!
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267. SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES. NOT A RULE TO BE HAD.
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268. - NADA. -(GRUNTS)
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269. DRINK A BLENDED PUREE OF CHEF'S MYSTERY MEAT.
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270. EENY, MEENY, MINEY...
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271. HEATHER.
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272. (SIGHS) FINALLY, I CATCH A BREAK.
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273. THERE IS NO WAY LINDSAY COULD THINK OF ANYTHING BAD.
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274. OOH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.
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275. HAVE YOUR HEAD SHAVED BY CHEF.
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276. WHAT?
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277. LINDSAY RULES!
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278. WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, HEATHER?
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279. ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE DARE?
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280. OR THE WALK OF SHAME? (HORN TOOTS)
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281. NOOOO!
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282. HUH? WHA— AGH!
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283. WOW. WELL, THAT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT.
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284. LOOKS LIKE HEATHER'S OUT.
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285. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE SHAVED MY HEAD!
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286. TRUE, BUT YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY ACCEPT THE DARE.
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287. IF YOU HAD, YOU'D STILL BE BALD,
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288. BUT AT LEAST YOU'D BE IN THE GAME.
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289. THAT WAS HARSH.
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290. TOUGH BREAK.
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291. (ECHOING) AGGHHH!
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292. SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES.
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293. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WEREN'T ANY RULES!
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294. YEAH, I KNOW.
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295. IT'S COMPLICATED.
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296. BUT HERE'S THE RUB— YOU LOSE, THEY WIN.
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297. NO WAY!
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298. WE WON!
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299. YES!
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300. FINE! BUT YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!
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301. YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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302. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE.
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303. A LONG RIDE TO COURT
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304. WHEN I SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
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305. AND THEN THERE WERE TWO.
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306. TUNE IN TO SEE WHO WILL WIN THE CHECK FOR $100,000
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307. ON "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!
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308. YOU WANT DRAMA?
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309. YOU'LL BE PENNILESS! JOBLESS!
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310. YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD ON EVERY BLOG
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