1. AND MEGA-MURDEROUS CHAINSAW.
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2. THERE WAS A LARGE AMOUNT OF SCREAMING,
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3. JUST AN ELABORATE PUNK.
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4. OOH-OOH-OOH. I LOVE THIS PART.
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5. DUNCAN WAS THE ONLY ONE TO PSYCH OUT THE PSYCHO,
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6. BUT ULTIMATE VICTORY WENT TO GWEN,
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7. WITH AN ACTUAL PSYCHO, WHICH LEFT D.J.
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8. THE CHICKEN-HEART TO FLOAT THE LOSER BOAT HOME.
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9. ONLY SEVEN CAMPERS REMAIN.
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10. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL LOSE?
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11. OW!
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12. WHO WILL NEED A RABIES SHOT,
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13. FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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14. WILDFLOWERS FOR A WILD AND CRAZY GAL?
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15. OH, YEAH?
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16. PSYCHO KILLER WITH A HOOK?
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17. ME? ABANDON YOU?
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18. NEVER. NEVER EVER.
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19. WASN'T THERE JUST A 300-POUND
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20. BAG OF JOY TALKING TO YOU?
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21. I'M ONLY 296!
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22. SOMEONE SET A TRAP...
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23. OR TWO.
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24. GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS!
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25. OR SHOULD I SAY TRAPPERS?
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26. READY FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE?
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27. EXCELLENT.
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28. THEN LET'S CHAT ABOUT IT OVER CHOW,
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29. SHALL WE?
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30. HE'S COMING BACK TO UNTRAP US, RIGHT?
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31. - GOOD AIM.
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32. PASTE?
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33. CAMPERS, THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN OF YOU LEFT ON
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34. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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35. AFTER TONIGHT'S DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY,
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36. ONLY SIX OF YOU WILL REMAIN.
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37. WE'RE NEARING THE END, PEOPLE, SO LOOK ALIVE.
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38. WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF WINNING?
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39. I'D SAY THEY'RE PRETTY DARN GREAT
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40. BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR ME IS A DEAD MAN.
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41. ARE YOU LISTENING OUT THERE,
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42. ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF?
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43. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME, I'LL FIND YOU.
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44. I AM SO STOKED.
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45. THE FINAL SEVEN AND I'M GOING ALL THE WAY, DUDES.
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46. WOO-HOO!
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47. I THINK I GOT A GOOD SHOT AT WINNING.
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48. HECK, I WON STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT TWO YEARS RUNNING,
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49. AND I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SPEECH!
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50. I CAN DO THIS, MAN. WOO!
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51. TODAY'S CHALLENGE INVOLVES MAKING LIKE
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52. OUR PROVINCE'S GREAT RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS.
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53. YOU'LL EACH HAVE 8 HOURS TO TRAP AN ANIMAL.
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54. GOT ONE.
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55. A WILD ANIMAL,
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56. WHICH YOU MUST BRING BACK TO THE CAMPFIRE, UNHARMED.
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57. FOR THEIR OWN GOOD AND THE GOOD OF CAMPERS.
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58. OW! GET OFF!
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59. FOR MY GOOD,
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60. I MIGHT HAVE TO BARBECUE MY ANIMAL.
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61. I'M STARVING TO DEATH.
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62. FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, GWEN.
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63. REWARD FOR WINNING TODAY'S CHALLENGE
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64. IS A MEAL OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
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65. I AM SO WINNING.
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66. SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THAT?
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67. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE FINAL SEVEN.
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68. CAN YOU IMAGINE ME, WINNING?
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69. HA-HA-HA-HO! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
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70. WOO-HOO-HOO!
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71. MORE THAN I DO, THOUGH, EXCEPT HEATHER.
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72. SHE'S REALLY MEAN.
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73. I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER, THOUGH.
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74. OWEN? -AAH!
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75. ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED IN THERE?
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76. JUST ABOUT DONE.
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77. EVERYONE,
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78. CHOOSE AN ANIMAL ASSIGNMENT.
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79. CHIPMUNK.
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80. FROG.
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81. RACCOON.
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82. DUCK.
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83. BEAVER.
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84. DEER. YES! BAGGING A DOE.
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85. BEAR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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86. IT'S THE ONLY ANIMAL LEFT.
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87. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRAP A BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS?
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88. YOU DO GET 60 SECONDS IN THE BOATHOUSE
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89. TO GATHER ANY EQUIPMENT THAT MIGHT HELP.
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90. UNLESS THERE'S AN ANIMAL TRAINER
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91. AND A ZEBRA CARCASS IN THERE,
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92. I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE ADEQUATE.
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93. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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94. I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED THE PENALTY YET.
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95. I DON'T CARE. I'LL TAKE IT.
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96. LOSER CLEANS THE COMMUNAL WASHROOMS.
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97. SORRY.
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98. I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH OF THAT DELICIOUS PASTE.
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99. ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS.
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100. TO GRAB YOUR CRITTER-CATCHING GEAR.
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101. UH, YOU'RE GONNA TRAP A RACCOON WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER?
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102. YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK THAT.
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103. AH, THANKS FOR THE TIP.
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104. AAH! OW!
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105. I GOT PAPER TOWELS!
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106. YEAH! WOO!
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107. A BURLAP SACK?
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108. YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT.
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109. 10 SECONDS REMAINING.
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110. HA HA HA HA!
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111. EXCUSE ME. PARDON. COMING THROUGH.
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112. IS THAT LEGAL? CAN SHE JUST—
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113. OH.
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114. DUCK BAIT. YEAH, THAT'LL WORK.
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115. AAH!
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116. I THINK THERE'S STILL FISH IN HERE.
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117. THE NET'S ALL YOURS.
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118. AND P.S., IT'LL NEVER HOLD A BEAR.
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119. I DON'T KNOW.
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120. I GUESS I HAVE A CHANCE.
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121. LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
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122. IF I DIDN'T THINK I COULD WIN,
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123. DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE IN THIS DUMP?
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124. PUTTING UP WITH THE REVOLTING FOOD,
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125. GIANT BUGS, AND CAMERAS IN YOUR FACE
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126. ALL DAY IS ONE THING.
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127. BUT HEATHER?
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128. ONLY $100,000 COULD MAKE ME LIVE WITH HER.
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129. I ASSUME I'M THE FAVORITE TO WIN.
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130. I MEAN, LOOK WHO'S LEFT.
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131. WEIRD GOTH GIRL, A CRIMINAL,
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132. A FART MACHINE, A PARTY DUDE,
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133. A PSYCHO HOSE BEAST, AND LESHAWNA.
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134. THAT SHE HASN'T MADE ANY ENEMIES.
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135. WHOOP-DE-DO!
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136. WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. WE ARE HERE TO WIN.
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137. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I PLAN ON DOING.
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138. HEY, BUMPER THINGIES, OLD SANDWICH,
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139. A STICK, BIG, NASTY HOOK.
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140. SCORE! TRANQUILIZER GUN!
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141. GUYS, LOOK!
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142. COULD YOU PLEASE AIM THE OTHER WAY?
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143. EVERYBODY READY?
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144. YES.
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145. NO.
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146. GAME ON.
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147. SEE, NOW HEATHER— SHE WAS MY COMPETITION.
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148. AND AS MUCH AS IT MADE ME WANT TO HURL,
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149. I KNEW I HAD TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE.
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150. YOU CAN BORROW MY CHAINSAW AFTER I'M DONE.
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151. GREAT.
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152. AFTER HE'S FINISHED MAULING ME.
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153. THANKS.
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154. WELL, I DID PICK SOMETHING UP THAT MIGHT HELP YOU.
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155. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
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156. BECAUSE IF YOU TEAM UP WITH ME, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FINAL TWO.
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157. NOT INTERESTED. SUIT YOURSELF.
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158. I USUALLY DO.
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159. SHE'LL BE BACK. JUST WAIT.
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160. COME HERE, DUCKY, DUCKY. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
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161. COME AND GET IT.
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162. UH, LAST TIME I CHECKED, DUCKS WADDLED.
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163. THIS IS GONNA BE WAY TOO EASY.
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164. I THINK I GOT AS GOOD A SHOT OF WINNING AS ANYONE ELSE,
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165. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING STAND IN MY WAY, Y'ALL.
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166. I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP WINNING INVINCIBILITY
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167. SO THAT COW HEATHER CAN'T VOTE ME OFF.
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168. MANIPULATIVE PAIN IN MY BUTT'S BEEN TRYING TO
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169. GET RID OF ME FOR WEEKS.
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170. YEAH. FROGGY GONNA PAY.
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171. AHEM. LOOK. I'M NO BEAR WHISPERER,
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172. BUT I'VE GOT SOME GARBAGE HERE.
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173. SO JUST COME AND GET IT.
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174. HELLO! I DON'T HAVE ALL—
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175. HEY, BUDDY. HEY, LITTLE PAL.
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176. COME ON. LET'S GO FOR A WALK.
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177. OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
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178. I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS BUT...
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179. THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYE.
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180. BANZAI!
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181. WHOOPS.
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182. OH, MY GOSH, I SHOULD TOTALLY WIN.
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183. OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT TIME I DRESSED UP AS A BEAR AND LIKE,
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184. SCARED EVERYONE, AND I WAS LIKE, "RRR."
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185. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "AAH! SAVE ME!"
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186. WELL, IF SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED UP AS A BEAR,
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187. AND IT WASN'T ME,
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188. I TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCARED.
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189. WHICH MAKES ME SMARTER THAN THEY ARE.
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190. OH, DID I MENTION I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 188?
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191. BECAUSE I DO.
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192. HEATHER, WAIT UP.
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193. HMM! I HATE THIS FREAKING SHOW.
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194. AAH!
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195. AAH!
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196. OOH!
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197. THE NATURALIST IS AT ONE WITH THE WILD.
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198. HE IS PART OF IT.
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199. FELLOW CREATURES CREATES PEACE, CREATES BROTHERHOOD.
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200. WE ARE ONE, LITTLE FELLOW, YES.
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201. WE ARE ONE.
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202. AND YOU'RE THE ONLY THING
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203. STANDING BETWEEN ME AND VICTORY.
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204. STILL, I LOVE YOU.
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205. AAH! THAT SMARTS!
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206. AAH!
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207. WHOOPS.
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208. A BEAR.
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209. A BEAR?
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210. I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH A BEAR?
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211. OPEN THE CAGE, OPEN THE CAGE!
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212. YES! I WIN THE DINNER.
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213. YES!
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214. BRING ME DUCK SOUP, PEKING DUCK,
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215. DUCK A L'ORANGE, CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
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216. NO, CHOCOLATE DUCK.
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217. I WIN!
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218. OPEN THE CAGE!
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219. HA!
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220. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
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221. GWEN WON ALREADY.
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222. HEY, HOST MAN, BRING ON THE CHOW.
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223. DON'T FORGET.
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224. LAST CAMPER TO CATCH THEIR CRITTER CLEANS THE WASHROOM.
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225. WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
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226. I COULD HELP YOU BAG A BEAR, DEER.
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227. HE'S EVIL, MANIPULATIVE, SKETCHY,
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228. AND COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE.
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229. I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS.
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230. AND SINCE I'M SERIOUSLY IN THE MARKET
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231. FOR A NEW ALLIANCE, BRING ON MR. DELINQUENT.
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232. OOH.
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233. BEAVERS, DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY.
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234. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY.
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235. WHOOPS.
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236. YEAH, GENIUS RUNS IN MY FAMILY, AND PSYCHOTHERAPY.
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237. ONCE AT MY FAMILY BARBECUE,
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238. TO EMULATE VAN GOGH BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE,
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239. ALL ARTISTIC, BUT HE CHICKENED OUT
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240. AND ONLY CUT HALF OF IT OFF!
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241. IT WAS JUST LIKE, HANGING THERE!
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242. IT WAS SO GROSS!
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243. I SWEAR, I THINK SOME OF IT ENDED UP IN MY SALAD.
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244. COME ON, FROGGY, IT'S GOUDA.
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245. OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT TRICKING ME, FROGGY.
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246. I'M NOT COMING OVER THERE.
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247. YOU WANT THIS CHEESE, YOU ARE COMING OVER HERE.
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248. OKAY, ONE MORE STEP. BUT THAT'S IT.
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249. UGH!
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250. FROGGY, BE PLAYING WITH THE WRONG SISTER!
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251. THE CHIPMUNK TO LISTEN TO REASON.
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252. THAT WE'RE ALL ONE IN THE EYES OF MOTHER NATURE.
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253. ONE LOVE, CHIPPY.
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254. OOH!
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255. WORK WITH ME. YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
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256. HERE.
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257. NO, NO.
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258. SEE, THE THING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
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259. IS I AGREE TO BE IN AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU,
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260. AND YOU HELP ME CATCH THE BEAR.
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261. WHAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IS I WEAR A REINDEER COSTUME.
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262. HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?
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263. ALSO, YOU DON'T ASK ME A GAZILLION STUPID QUESTIONS.
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264. YOU PUT THESE ON, THE BEAR THINKS YOU'RE A DEER.
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265. YOU RUN AWAY AND LEAD HIM TOWARDS THE CAMPGROUND.
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266. HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?
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267. I BET YOU'RE FASTER.
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268. BUT WHAT I WILL DO IS FOLLOW.
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269. JUST GUIDE THE BEAR INTO THE CAGE.
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270. HAVE ALREADY GOT THEIR ANIMALS BACK TO CAMP.
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271. YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
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272. IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A WIN-WIN.
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273. SHE SUCCEEDS, AND I HAVE AN ALLIANCE.
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274. SHE LOSES, AND SHE GETS EATEN BY A BEAR.
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275. WOW, THAT ALL LOOKS GOOD!
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276. OPEN THE CAGE!
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277. HEY, MAN, IMPRESSIVE.
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278. AND NO RABIES.
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279. I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.
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280. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.
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281. HUH, I GUESS THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
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282. I GOT IT.
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283. IT MAY HAVE BEEN A SLOW START, BUT I FINALLY GOT IT.
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284. IZZY'S A SHARPSHOOTER.
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285. BANZAI.
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286. YES.
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287. HAVE YOU SEEN HEATHER?
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288. WHO?
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289. ABOUT YAY TALL, LONG, DARK HAIR, HOT,
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290. WEARING DEER ANTLERS.
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291. WHOOPS.
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292. SO... WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FIRST?
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293. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
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294. WOO-HOO!
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295. CHRIS, OPEN THE CAGE!
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296. A NATURALIST WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.
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297. CLOSE THE CAGE! CLOSE THE CAGE!
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298. YOU SURE?
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299. CLOSE IT!
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300. WHY, HELLO, DUCKY.
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301. OH, AND WHAT A NICE, LITTLE RACCOON YOU ARE,
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302. NEXT TO THE SWEET BEAVERS.
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303. OW!
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304. I'M THE NATURALIST!
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305. YOU, UH, SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE INFIRMARY
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306. TO GET YOUR BUTT DART REMOVED?
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307. NOT UNTIL PSYCHO HOSE BEAST GOES DOWN.
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308. YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
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309. WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
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310. COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW.
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311. TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS AND LEAVE.
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312. THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST,
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313. AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK, EVER.
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314. ONE THING I'LL BE HAPPY TO NEVER SEE AGAIN?
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315. CHEF'S FOOD.
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316. DEFINITELY THE FOOD.
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317. - THE FOOD. -THAT IS THE RANKEST—
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318. MOST DISGUSTING SLOP I HAVE EVER HAD TO EAT.
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319. OH, AND THE BATHROOMS?
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320. DID YOU SEE THOSE STALLS?
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321. I DON'T THINK THEY'VE BEEN CLEANED IN—
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322. 35 YEARS!
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323. WOW-WHEE, THEY STINK!
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324. OH, AND I MEAN STINK.
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325. THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO...
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326. GEOFF.
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327. OWEN.
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328. LESHAWNA.
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329. DUNCAN.
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330. HEATHER.
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331. ONE MARSHMALLOW, TWO PLAYERS.
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332. IZZY, GWEN, ONE OF YOU HAS SPENT YOUR LAST NIGHT
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333. ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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334. JUST GIVE IT TO GWEN ALREADY.
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335. EH.
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336. OH, WE'VE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME, RIGHT?
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337. YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH ME FIRST,
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338. IF THAT WOULD CUSHION THE BLOW.
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339. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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340. THANKS FOR COMING OUT!
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341. BEING THE LOSER, YOU REALIZE
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342. YOU STILL HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
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343. DUNCAN, I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES.
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344. AH, THE SHOWER IS DISGUSTING.
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345. LESHAWNA TOOK, LIKE, THREE FROGGY MUD RINSES TODAY.
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346. DON'T FORGET TO SCRUB THE GROUT
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347. WITH GWEN'S TOOTHBRUSH. WHY DID LESHAWNA—
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348. AAH.
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349. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARALYSIS?
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350. IT'S COMING BACK SLOWLY,
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351. LIKE THE MEMORIES OF YOU GETTING ME SHOT,
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352. SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ALLOWED TO FORGET.
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