1. LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
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2. THE ELEVEN SURVIVING CAMPERS WERE PUT THROUGH
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3. MASTER CHIEF HATCHET'S BRUTAL BOOT CAMP.
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4. DUNCAN WAS THE FIRST TO BE SENT TO THE BRIG
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5. BY MAJOR HARSHNESS FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
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6. SHOCKER.
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7. BUT WHAT WAS A SURPRISE WAS WHEN BY-THE-BOOK COURTNEY
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8. SMUGGLED FOOD TO P.O.W. DUNCAN
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9. THE TWO PROCEEDED TO PULL A B-AND-E TO STEAL SOME
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10. P.B. AND J AND ENDED UP K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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11. LESHAWNA WON HER STRIPES FOR THE GOPHERS.
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12. AND THE BASS SMELT SOMETHING FISHY
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13. WHEN COURTNEY WAS SUDDENLY VOTED OFF.
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14. CONFESSION CAMS REVEALED THAT IT WAS HAROLD WHO TAMPERED
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15. WITH THE VOTES TO GET BACK AT DUNCAN FOR TORTURING HIM,
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16. WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR.
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17. I MEAN, HELLO, HE'S A BULLY.
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18. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
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19. BIRDS GOTTA FLY.
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20. FISHES GOTTA SWIM, DUDE.
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21. LET A PLAYER PLAY.
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22. THIS WEEK THE CAMPERS ARE PUSHED TO THE X-TREME!
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23. WHO WILL CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE?
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24. FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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25. INCOMING!
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26. HIT THE DECK!
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27. YES!
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28. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE!
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29. JUST FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES FOR TODAY'S
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30. X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!
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31. UH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
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32. THIS WEEK YOU'LL PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES.
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33. FIRST UP, X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING!
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34. CONTESTANTS WILL PLUMMET— UH—
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35. SKYDIVE TO AWAITING SOFA BED TARGET BELOW.
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36. OF COURSE, YOU'LL BE SKYDIVING
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37. FROM FIVE THOUSAND FEET AND USING THESE.
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38. OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE TRENT AND D.J.
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39. SURE. WHY NOT?
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40. YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY SAY ON BLACK COMB MOUNTAIN, BRO?
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41. BEST GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN'S ON THE WAY INTO HELL.
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42. LET'S DO THIS.
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43. YEAH. UGH.
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44. SURE. BRING IT ON.
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45. NOT SO FAST, BECAUSE, THE SECOND CHALLENGE
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46. OF THE DAY IS X-TREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING!
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47. CONTESTANT WILL RODEO RIDE THE GREAT CANADIAN BUCKING MOOSE
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48. FOR 8 SECONDS OR GET HOOFED INTO A GIANT PILE OF SOCKS
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49. FROM THE LOST AND FOUND.
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50. THAT'S STINK PILE AIN'T NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DAY BACK HOME.
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51. IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, LESHAWNA.
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52. YOU'RE RIDING FOR GOPHERS AND GEOFF, YOU'LL RIDE FOR BASS.
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53. HE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BUCKY TO ME.
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54. HI, BEAUTIFUL.
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55. AND THE FINAL CHALLENGE—
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56. X-TREME SEADOO WATER SKIING!
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57. CONTESTANT WILL WATER SKI A RACE COURSE GRABBING
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58. AS MANY FLAGS THEY CAN BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE.
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59. WHILE A MEMBER FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM DRIVES
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60. THE SEADOO.
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61. HOW CAN WE WATER SKI WITHOUT WATER?
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62. IT'S REALLY HARD. CHECK IT OUT.
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63. (LAUGHS) AWESOME!
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64. HAROLD! YOU'LL SKI FOR KILLER BASS...
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65. SWEET!
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66. AND LINDSAY FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.
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67. COOL! I CAN MODEL MY NEW BIKINI.
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68. NOW FOR THE COOL SWAG, WHOEVER SCORES
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69. THE MOST CHALLENGES GET BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT,
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70. SAVES THEIR BUTTS FROM ELIMINATION AND WINS
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71. A TRICKED-OUT MULTI-MESSAGE MOBILE SHOWER.
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72. CAN IT BE?
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73. OH. IT BE.
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74. UGH. A SHOWER?
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75. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD?
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76. LISTEN TO ME, YOU MARSHMALLOW-EATING GOOF,
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77. WE ARE GONNA WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO.
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78. GOT IT?
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79. OKAY, GANG, CHOW FOR BREAKIE,
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80. THEN REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES
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81. FOR THE X-TREME SPORT CHALLENGE!
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82. SWEET GRUB, BRO.
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83. FOR THE GIRL WITH SMOLDERING EYES?
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84. CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A CORNY HAIKU POEM.
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85. WHOA.
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86. SOME DUDE'S CRUSHING BIG TIME.
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87. IT'S PROBABLY FOR YOU.
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88. REALLY?
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89. I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS FOR YOU.
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90. BUT TRENT IS TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON YOU.
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91. I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE ALWAYS SCAMS AN EXTRA MUFFIN FOR YOU.
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92. YEAH, BUT GEOFF IS SO INTO YOU.
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93. REMEMBER AT THE DOCK YESTERDAY
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94. HOW HE TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?
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95. THEN AGAIN, GEOFF PROBABLY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HAIKU,
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96. LET ALONE WRITE ONE.
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97. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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98. NOTHING. HE'S JUST NOT EXACTLY THE SCHOLARLY TYPE.
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99. OH, AND I SUPPOSE TRENT IS BUSY BONING UP ON HIS
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100. NIETZSCHE IN HIS SPARE TIME?
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101. I THINK TRENT IS MORE NIETZSCHE THAN GEOFF IS HAIKU-IE.
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102. HAIKU-IE? HUMPH.
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103. WELL, AT LEAST GEOFF ISN'T A POSER.
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104. TRENT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS.
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105. TELL YOU WHAT, BETTY, I'LL BET YOU TWO NIGHTS' DESERT
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106. THAT THE POEM WAS FOR ME.
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107. OH, I'M UP FOR THAT. DOWN WITH THAT.
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108. WHATEVER. YOU'RE ON.
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109. NOW, REMEMBER, GROUND TEAMS CAN WHEELIE
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110. THE SOFA BEDS WHEREVER THEY WANT IN ORDER TO HELP
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111. THEIR COMRADE WITH THE LANDING.
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112. SAYONARA, TRENT.
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113. I HOPE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO IMPRESS WEIRD GOTH GIRL
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114. ARE WORTH THE CHALK OUTLINE.
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115. UH, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE TRENT'S DOING THIS
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116. AS A FORM OF SELF-EXPRESSION, LIKE HAIKU?
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117. OR—NOT.
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118. (SIGHS) OKAY, SO IT WASN'T MY MOST SUBTLE SLEUTHING MOMENT.
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119. IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT?
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120. WHAT?
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121. WE ALREADY SIGNED THE INSURANCE FORMS
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122. IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW!
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123. YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION!
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124. I HAVE THIS COOL CANNIBAL CHALLENGE
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125. I WANT TO PITCH TO THE PRODUCERS AND THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY
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126. TOWARD BUDGETING FREE PROPS!
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127. HERE COMES THE DROP, BOYS!
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128. I DON'T SEE THE DROP ZONE.
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129. PUSH, WHY IS THIS THING SO HEAVY?
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130. COME ON, YOU BIG TUB OF LARD, MOVE.
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131. ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS?
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132. AT LEAST IT'LL BE A SOFT LANDING.
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133. UH—I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MAN.
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134. DON'T WORRY, DUDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HIT THE MATTRESS.
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135. OH, SNAP. (GASPING)
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136. TRENT?
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137. OKAY, PULL THE BLUE CORD FIRST THEN THE RED.
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138. BLUE THEN RED.
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139. BLUE.
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140. RED!
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141. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC?
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142. UH, WRITING SOMEONE'S NAME IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR PEE?
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143. UH, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE OF THE WRITTEN WORD.
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144. OH. YOU MEAN LIKE A TATTOO.
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145. OH, YEAH.
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146. I'VE GOT ONE ON MY BUTT. WANNA SEE?
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147. GO! GO! GO!
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148. YEAH! WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
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149. EVERYTHING'S STILL HERE?
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150. NOTHING'S BROKEN?
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151. WHEW!
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152. GOPHERS LOSE!
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153. BASS WINS!
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154. 1-0.
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155. NICE GOING, TRENT.
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156. TRENT, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME
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157. BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU TO GET, UH—RE-BONED?
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158. YEAH.
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159. IS MY HAIR MESSED UP?
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160. OKAY, COWPOKES, LET'S START THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE!
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161. RODEO RIDING'S KIND OF LIKE SURFING,
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162. ONCE YOU CATCH THE LIP, YOU JUST FLOW WITH THE MOJO.
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163. YEAH, FLOW.
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164. KINDA LIKE THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE HAIKU.
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165. WHAT'S A HAIKU?
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166. HEY, BRIDGE,
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167. WANNA SEE THAT TAT?
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168. WHOA!
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169. DEFINITELY NOT HAIKU-IE.
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170. AND GEOFF'S—
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171. OUT?
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172. OOH! THAT STINKS BIG-TIME FOR BASS.
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173. WAIT A MINUTE. PAUSE THAT.
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174. LET'S JUST REWIND THAT SHOT AND RUN IT IN SUPER-SLOW-MO.
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175. I'M EMBARRASSED.
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176. THIS IS SO DEGRADING.
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177. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME!
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178. CAN WE JUST PLEASE GET A DECENT BUDGET TOGETHER
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179. FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP?
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180. I LOOK LIKE I JUST FELL OUT OF BED.
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181. JEESH!
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182. NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SOME RANK STUFF.
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183. LESHAWNA, LET'S JET!
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184. I HOPE YOU GOT A MOOSE-BURGER RECIPE HANDY.
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185. EASY, BOY.
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186. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD, NOW.
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187. SWEET MOTHER OF—AAH!
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188. SO, YOUR GUY'S A METRO WITH A BROKEN BACK.
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189. SO, YOUR GUY'S A GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED SKATER FLAKE.
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190. OOH! HOO! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!
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191. OH-OH-OH-OOH.
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192. IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? YOU GOT NOTHING.
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193. OKAY, SO IT WASN'T TRENT OR GEOFF.
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194. YEAH. PLUS, WE KIND OF JUST ASSUMED IT WAS FOR US.
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195. GET ME OFF OF THIS THING!
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196. WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
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197. OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!
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198. DEAL?
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199. SO, WE HAVE A TIE!
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200. WHOEVER WINS THE X-TREME SEA-DOO WATER SKI CHALLENGE
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201. WINS INVINCIBILITY.
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202. I'M READY.
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203. WE ARE SO DEAD— UNLESS..
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204. I GET TO DRIVE THE WAVE JUMPER!
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205. JUST WIN THE DANG SHOWER SO I CAN GET MY HAIR DID.
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206. THIS IS IT. WE'RE TIED FOR THE WIN.
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207. BAD-TO-THE-BONE DUNCAN IS DRIVING LINDSAY.
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208. I'M SKIING FOR THE BASS.
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209. WINNING IS INEVITABLE.
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210. GOODBYE, WEDGIES, WET WILLIES, AND TOILET-FACE PLUNGES.
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211. HELLO, DIRTY HAROLD.
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212. OKAY, SO, HAIKUIST CANDIDATES ARE DUNCAN, HAROLD,
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213. D.J., OR OWEN.
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214. WELL, WE KNOW DUNCAN WAS CRUSHING ON COURTNEY,
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215. SO HE'S OUT.
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216. AND HAROLD IS—
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217. LADIES.
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218. AAH!
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219. YEAH.
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220. I'LL TAKE OWEN, YOU TAKE D.J.
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221. YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, ALPHA GEEK.
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222. HERE'S THE ROAD RULES.
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223. OH, WAIT—THERE ARE NO RULES.
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224. WHICH MEANS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
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225. SO, READ ANY GOOD POEMS LATELY?
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226. SO, ASKED ANY ARBITRARY, WAY-OUT-OF-LEFT-FIELD
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227. QUESTIONS LATELY?
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228. AND GO!
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229. AH! OOH! OW! OW!
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230. FLAG 1 FOR BASS!
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231. YES!
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232. NO!
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233. FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME!
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234. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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235. HEATHER HAS TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE
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236. OR BE DISQUALIFIED.
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237. BUT WHEN SHE DOES, HAROLD WILL TAKE FIVE FLAGS
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238. TO VICTORY FOR THE KILLER BASS!
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239. I COULDN'T LET THAT LITTLE DORK-WAD WIN,
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240. SO I DECIDED TO CUT HIM LOOSE.
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241. GAME OVER, GUMBY!
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242. VICTORY IS — HUH?
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243. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEATHER DID TO MAKE HAROLD
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244. LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION, BUT IT'S A TOTAL WIPEOUT
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245. FOR THE BASS TEAM.
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246. BOOBIES!
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247. SO, IF WE WIN, IS THERE A SOMEONE SPECIAL
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248. YOU'LL BE, UH, SHOWERING FOR?
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249. WHY WOULD I NEED TO SHOWER?
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250. WE'RE IN THE WILD.
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251. UGH!
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252. NEVER MIND. (GAGGING)
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253. READY, SET, RIDING IT LIKE IT'S SWEEPS WEEK. GO!
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254. FLAG 1.
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255. - YEAH! -EEW!
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256. FLAGS 2, 3, 4.
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257. LINDSAY HAS SNAGGED
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258. FLAG 5 AND IS RACING HOME FOR THE WIN.
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259. DUNCAN IS EUCHRED!
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260. HE HAS TO CROSS!
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261. SAYS YOU!
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262. WHOO! WHOO-HOO!
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263. SHE WON?
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264. GOPHERS WIN!
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265. SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUNC.
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266. I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT SHOWER!
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267. UGH! WHATEVER.
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268. GIRLFRIEND, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
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269. REALLY COULD HAVE USED THAT SHOWER.
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270. WHEW! RIGHT YOU ARE, MY SKUNKY FRIEND.
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271. SO I LANDED IN A PILE OF SOCKS, BIG DEAL.
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272. I CAN'T STINK THAT BAD, CAN I?
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273. THE BASS TEAM WENT BELLY-UP AND WILL NOW DECIDE
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274. WHICH FISHY TO FLUSH, WHILE THE GOPHERS
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275. TOTALLY SCORED SOME MUCH-NEEDED SHOWERS.
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276. WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS AND SHOWERS?
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277. SO, WE RULED OUT OWEN AND D.J.
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278. I KNOW. SO WHO COULD IT BE?
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279. WHO COULD WHAT BE?
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280. ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, LESHAWNA?
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281. LESHAWNA'S THE CRUSH GIRL?
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282. YOU TWO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE HERE
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283. WITH A BOOTY AS LUSCIOUS AS AN APPLE?
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284. BUT WHO WROTE IT?
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285. AS YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE
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286. A MARSHMALLOW YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME,
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287. AND YOU CAN NEVER, EVER RETURN TO CAMP.
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288. BRIDGETTE AND D.J., YOU ARE SAFE.
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289. GEOFF, YOU'RE SAFE TOO.
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290. MUCHOS LUCHOS, COMPADRE!
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291. OKAY, THAT LEAVES HAROLD,
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292. WHO BAILED BIG FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.
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293. BOOBIES.
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294. AND DUNCAN, WHO BAILED EVEN BIGGER,
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295. BECAUSE LINDSAY LEFT HIM CIRCLING THE DRAIN
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296. IN A SHAMELESS—
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297. THAT CHICK WAS DETERMINED.
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298. WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SAFE.
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299. HAROLD, SORRY, DUDE.
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300. YOU'RE DONE LIKE DINNER.
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301. WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN, GUYS.
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302. FAREWELL, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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303. I LOVED.
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304. I LOST.
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305. AND I SAW BOOBIES.
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306. WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR?
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307. YOU LOVED?
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308. YOU'RE A MAN?
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309. YOU SAW BOOBIES?
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310. LESHAWNA, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT POEM.
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311. POEM?
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312. THAT WAS YOU?
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313. NO WAY.
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314. BABY, YOU SOME KIND OF FA-REAKY!
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315. GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR.
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316. LESHAWNA AND HAROLD?
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317. I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU.
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318. BUT YOU DIDN'T READ THE LETTERS.
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319. MMM... SPICY.
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320. WAIT A SEC.
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321. SO, HAROLD SAW YOUR BOOBIES?
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322. CAN WE SEE?
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323. HECK NO.
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324. WAIT A MINUTE.
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325. WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE?
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326. UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! OH-OH!
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327. OH, SEE NOW, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SISTER.
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328. OH, PLEASE, IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE.
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329. YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SHOW THAT DWEEB MY BOOBS ON PURPOSE?
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330. AAH! AAH!
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331. GET BACK HERE!
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332. WELL, THAT'S SETTLED.
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333. - NIGHT. -NIGHT.
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