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141. I, TOO, AM A MASTER OF KARATE.
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171. RIDE A DEATH MACHINE.
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183. DYING IN CHURCH IS A FREE PASS
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188. ABSTINENCE IS FUN."
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192. NOT GONNA PATCH ITSELF.
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201. AND HE DOES GO AFTER HIM
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216. BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST,
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220. BOUGHT THE BEST TEAM?
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227. HAPPENED TO SAMMY SOSA?
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229. WHO DOESN'T WANT TO
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230. UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT WATCHING
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231. A GAME FROM THE STANDS IS JUST
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232. LIKE WATCHING IT ON TV, EXCEPT
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233. THAT YOU'RE SITTING REALLY FAR
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243. EVEN THE PLAYERS ARE BORED.
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257. FOUL BALL.
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260. BESIDES DIARRHEA.
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263. THIS FATHER-DAUGHTER TEAM UP TO
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265. REDEMPTION.
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266. PLAY BALL!
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268. NICE TOO MEET YOU.
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273. BASEBALL FOR YOU AND A TEA PARTY
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287. AS HE FOULS THAT BALL.
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291. THERE WAS A NANOSECOND.
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296. FAKE THIS FOR ONE SECOND."
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340. WE NEED TO WORK ON WHAT YOU KEEP
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344. KEEP IT.
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350. OH, YOU CAUGHT IT.
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353. MARDI GRAS BEADS.
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373. SO GET OUT THERE WITH YOUR BOY.
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375. HOT! HOT! HOT!
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381. OKAY, EMILY, DAD, THE WORLD
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387. WISH MORE PEOPLE HAD TURNED OUT
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389. THAT'S L.A. FOR YOU.
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401. TOLEDO!
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403. LOOKS IN TO GET THE SIGN.
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422. IT'S NOT LIKE CHICKS HIS AGE ARE
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423. PUTTING OUT ANYWAY.
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428. AGAINST THE NUTLESS.
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435. JUST BEEN LEVELED.
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436. GAME ON, LADIES.
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440. DIRTY, BUT EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A
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471. ALL RIGHT.
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472. THE BEST PART OF HAVING A TV
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473. SHOW IS WHEN YOUR COMEDIAN
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474. FRIENDS PITCH YOU AN IDEA.
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475. NO MATTER HOW ABSURD, YOU CAN
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476. IMMEDIATELY GREEN-LIGHT IT.
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477. IT'S REALLY BAD.
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478. ALLISON, RACHEL WANTS TO TALK
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479. TO YOU.
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480. OH, THANKS, TODD.
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481. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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482. YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME,
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483. RACHEL?
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484. UH, NO?
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485. I TOTALLY MADE IT UP.
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486. I GOT HER!
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487. DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HER
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488. STUPID, PREGNANT FACE?
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489. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, RACHEL?"
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490. SHE DON'T WANT ANYTHING!
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491. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE WORST MOTHER
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492. IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
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493. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WALK ALL THE
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494. WAY BACK TO YOUR CUBICLE?
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495. YOU'RE THE MOST GULLIBLE PERSON
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496. I'VE EVER SEEN!
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497. WHY WOULD I HAVE TO TELL YOU
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498. THAT RACHEL WANTED TO TALK TO
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499. YOU?
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500. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE FOR
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501. YOUR UNBORN BABY!
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502. OH, MAN, AS BAD AS THAT WAS,
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503. IT'S STILL BETTER THAN HOWIE DO
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504. IT.
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505. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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506. MICHAEL & MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES.
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507. HELLO.
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508. LAST WEEK, I INTRODUCED SURPRISE
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509. TRUST FALLS TO THE WORLD.
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510. WELL, APPARENTLY IT'S NOT THE
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511. SAFEST THING TO ASK OUR VIEWERS
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512. TO DO.
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513. SO NOW I'M BEING FORCED TO ASK
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514. YOU TO STOP DOING THEM.
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515. THEY ARE DANGEROUS.
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516. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD
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517. WASTE THE SURPRISE TRUST FALLS
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518. YOU ALREADY SENT IN.
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519. TRUST FALL.
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520. TRUST FALL.
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521. TRUST FALL.
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522. NO! NO!
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523. TRUST FALL.
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524. $29.95.
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525. TRUST FALL.
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526. TRUST FALL.
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527. TRUST FALL.
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528. TRUST FALL.
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529. TRUST FALL.
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530. TRUST FALL.
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531. AAH!
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532. SCREW IT!
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533. KEEP SENDING THEM IN!
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534. NEXT WEEK, NOBODY GETS A WEB
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535. REDEMPTION BECAUSE WE'RE TAKING
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536. A FEW WEEKS OFF.
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537. BUT WHILE I'M GONE, GO TO OUR
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538. WEBSITE TO KEEP UP WITH OUR
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539. DAILY BLOG AND BE SURE TO FOLLOW
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540. ME ON TWITTER.
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541. AND IF YOU REALLY MISS ME, CHECK
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542. OUT MY TOUR DATES.
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543. VEGAS.
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544. YOU PROBABLY NOTICE SOMETHING IS
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545. MISSING.
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546. THAT'S BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST
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547. EPISODE OF CASUAL JACKETS!
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548. IT'S TIME TO HANG THEM IN THEIR
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549. RIGHTFUL PLACE, IN THE TOSH.0
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550. RAFTERS.
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551. OH.
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552. THAT'S ALL I CAN SING BEFORE I
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553. HAVE TO CUT A CHECK TO BOYZ II
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554. MEN.
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555. HEY, UH, WE'LL BE BACK IN A FEW
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556. WEEKS WITH MORE EPISODES.
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557. UNTIL THEN, PLEASE, MAKE SURE
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558. YOU SEND ME SUGGESTIONS FOR WHAT
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559. YOU THINK I SHOULD BE WEARING.
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560. OH, PLEASE BE WETSUITS.
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561. SEE YOU IN A FEW WEEKS.
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562. GOOD NIGHT.
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