1. NO, THAT'S GOING DOWN.Copy !req
2. NO, IT'S NOT GOOD.Copy !req
3. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KEEPCopy !req
4. TAPPING YOUR FOOT?Copy !req
5. HELP ME!Copy !req
6. HELP ME!Copy !req
7. THANK YOU.Copy !req
8. THANK YOU.Copy !req
9. ENOUGH.Copy !req
10. WELCOME TO TOSH.0.Copy !req
11. IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE TONIGHT'SCopy !req
12. SHOW IN ONE WORD, I WOULDN'T BECopy !req
13. ABLE TO BECAUSE IT IS SOCopy !req
14. UNBELIEVABLY GOOD FROM START TOCopy !req
15. FINISH.Copy !req
16. THE "MAKE IT SNOW" GIRL GETS ACopy !req
17. WEB REDEMPTION, WE GET TO THECopy !req
18. BOTTOM OF THIS FIGHT, AND I SHOWCopy !req
19. YOU THE GROSSEST THING EVER.Copy !req
20. SINCE THE LAST TIME I SHOWED YOUCopy !req
21. THE GROSSEST THING EVER.Copy !req
22. AND QUICK REMINDER FOR THOSE OFCopy !req
23. YOU ON THE EAST COAST, WE ARECopy !req
24. LIVE TWEETING RIGHT NOW, AND ITCopy !req
25. WOULDN'T KILL YOU TO SAYCopy !req
26. SOMETHING NICE.Copy !req
27. PEOPLE IN MOUNTAIN TIME, GOCopy !req
28. YOURSELF.Copy !req
29. I LIVE IN MOUNTAIN TIME.Copy !req
30. ALL RIGHT, TAKE ME BACK TO THATCopy !req
31. HUNGRY WALL.Copy !req
32. ARE YOU USING YOUR FOOT?Copy !req
33. MMM!Copy !req
34. HE FOUGHT THE WALL AND THE WALLCopy !req
35. WON.Copy !req
36. THAT'S THE KIND OF WALL WE NEEDCopy !req
37. AT THE BORDER.Copy !req
38. YEAH.Copy !req
39. IT FIXES ITSELF AND CATCHESCopy !req
40. IMMIGRANTS.Copy !req
41. LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON INCopy !req
42. KID'S EDITION.Copy !req
43. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!Copy !req
44. ONE.Copy !req
45. NO!Copy !req
46. TWO.Copy !req
47. THREE.Copy !req
48. FIVE.Copy !req
49. SIX.Copy !req
50. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
51. THERE'S YOUR PUKE.Copy !req
52. CHOCOLATE MILK AND GREEN BEANS?Copy !req
53. I'D VOMIT TOO.Copy !req
54. TOM SELLECK HAS NOTHING ON THISCopy !req
55. NEXT GUY.Copy !req
56. YOU HAVE A GIGANTIC NOSE!Copy !req
57. DO YOU SEE — YEAH?Copy !req
58. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DOCopy !req
59. SOMETHING ABOUT HIS MUSTACHE.Copy !req
60. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA DOCopy !req
61. SOMETHING ABOUT HIS MUSTACHE.Copy !req
62. LADIES, YOU'RE IN FOR THECopy !req
63. MUSTACHE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
64. YOU THINK WHEN HE'S ATCopy !req
65. RESTAURANTS, PEOPLE GO, "SIR,Copy !req
66. UH, YOU HAVE A RACK OF LAMB INCopy !req
67. YOUR MUSTACHE."Copy !req
68. DOES ANYONE WANT TO EXPLAIN WHYCopy !req
69. THE CAB DRIVER'S IN THE BACKCopy !req
70. SEAT?Copy !req
71. THIS NEXT VIDEO SHOWS THAT WHENCopy !req
72. YOU GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE AT THECopy !req
73. AGE OF 12, YOU PROBABLY HAVE TOOCopy !req
74. MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
75. YES!Copy !req
76. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
77. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
78. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
79. ME STACK YOU LONG TIME.Copy !req
80. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
81. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
82. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
83. OKAY, WE GET IT.Copy !req
84. WOMEN ARE GOOD AT PUTTING DISHESCopy !req
85. AWAY.Copy !req
86. UHH!Copy !req
87. WITH HANDS THAT FAST, WHEN SHECopy !req
88. GETS OLDER AND HER BODY STAYSCopy !req
89. EXACTLY THE SAME, SHE'LL BE ABLECopy !req
90. TO GIVE ONE HELL OF A HAPPYCopy !req
91. ENDING.Copy !req
92. CUP STACKING IS A COMPETITIVECopy !req
93. SPORT, BUT I FIND IT HARD TOCopy !req
94. BELIEVE THAT IT'S THAT FUN.Copy !req
95. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
96. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
97. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
98. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
99. OKAY.Copy !req
100. IT'S THE GREATEST SPORT EVER.Copy !req
101. WANT TO KNOW WHY NO ONE EVERCopy !req
102. INVADES THE PHILIPPINES?Copy !req
103. SERGEANT, PERMISSION TO SPEAKCopy !req
104. FREELY.Copy !req
105. CAN WE PLEASE COME UP WITH ACopy !req
106. DIFFERENT SECRET HANDSHAKE?Copy !req
107. GOD, HIS PIMP HAND IS STRONG.Copy !req
108. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO WATCH SOME OLDCopy !req
109. THREE STOOGES.Copy !req
110. A LITTLE DEFENSE.Copy !req
111. NYEH!Copy !req
112. WHOO.Copy !req
113. WHO SAID BOWLERS AREN'TCopy !req
114. ATHLETES?Copy !req
115. AW, SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.Copy !req
116. EASY.Copy !req
117. BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED, THATCopy !req
118. MIGHT BE A FOOT FAULT.Copy !req
119. YOU GOTTA PLAY BY THE RULES!Copy !req
120. AND I GOTTA ASSUME THAT FINDINGCopy !req
121. A BALL WITH THE RIGHT SIZE TOECopy !req
122. HOLES IS VERY DIFFICULT.Copy !req
123. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
124. FOR FUN, HE LIKES TO RIDE AROUNDCopy !req
125. IN THE BALL RETURN.Copy !req
126. ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS TOO FAR.Copy !req
127. CHECK OUT THIS NEXT GUY'SCopy !req
128. HANDICAP.Copy !req
129. ALL RIGHT, IN TWO.Copy !req
130. NO, NO!Copy !req
131. GUYS!Copy !req
132. MY JOURNAL WAS IN THERE.Copy !req
133. "PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THE LUNACopy !req
134. BARS WERE TOO."Copy !req
135. "YEAH, THEY WERE."Copy !req
136. WHEN CAN WE START EATING EACHCopy !req
137. OTHER?"Copy !req
138. WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
139. OOH!Copy !req
140. THAT WAS A HALF AN INCH AWAYCopy !req
141. FROM BEING THE GREATEST THINGCopy !req
142. I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
143. LET'S TAKE THAT VIDEO APARTCopy !req
144. BRICK BY BRICK IN THIS WEEK'SCopy !req
145. BREAKDOWN.Copy !req
146. FLIPPING A PROPERTY CAN BE ACopy !req
147. NIGHTMARE, BUT IT ALL STARTS OUTCopy !req
148. WITH IMPROVING YOUR CURB APPEAL.Copy !req
149. LIKE A GOOD AGENT, RICHIE IS ONCopy !req
150. THE ROOF, DOING SOME LAST-MINUTECopy !req
151. CLEANING BEFORE HE SHOWS THISCopy !req
152. QUAINT LITTLE CRYSTAL METHCopy !req
153. STARTER HOME TO SOME TOOTHLESS,Copy !req
154. NEWLYWED FIRST-TIME BUYERS.Copy !req
155. AND YOU CAN TELL FROM THECopy !req
156. CREAKING THAT THAT ROOF ISCopy !req
157. COMPLETELY UP TO CODE.Copy !req
158. GOOD JOB, RICHIE.Copy !req
159. THAT TENNIS BALL WAS AN EYESORE.Copy !req
160. YOU SHOULD SAVE THAT FOR YOURCopy !req
161. CAR ANTENNA.Copy !req
162. GOSH, DANG IT!Copy !req
163. IT LOOKED SO STABLE.Copy !req
164. SHOULD HE RAISE HIS ARMS ANDCopy !req
165. GENTLY EASE HIMSELF DOWN?Copy !req
166. NO.Copy !req
167. HE FLAILS AROUND LIKE SADDAM ATCopy !req
168. THE END OF A NOOSE.Copy !req
169. IS THAT TOO SOON FOR SADDAMCopy !req
170. JOKES?Copy !req
171. YOU GUYS MISS SADDAM?Copy !req
172. LIKE, OH!Copy !req
173. AND HE TAKES A GRUESOMECopy !req
174. THREE-INCH FALL.Copy !req
175. NOW THERE'S A RICHIE-SHAPED HOLECopy !req
176. IN THE ROOF.Copy !req
177. MAYBE IN THE LISTING, HE CANCopy !req
178. TEASE IT AS A SKYLIGHT.Copy !req
179. INCOMING!Copy !req
180. POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT.Copy !req
181. THERE'S A BRICK HEADING FOR YOURCopy !req
182. NUTS AT 50 MILES PER HOUR.Copy !req
183. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
184. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
185. HOLY HELL!Copy !req
186. THANKFULLY, HIS CROTCH HADCopy !req
187. CAT-LIKE REFLEXES.Copy !req
188. HE WAS ALMOST CIRCUMCISED.Copy !req
189. MAZELTOV!Copy !req
190. OH, AND GOOD NEWS, THE LEADCopy !req
191. CONTRACTOR PUT THIS VIDEOCopy !req
192. ONLINE, AND FOR THAT, WE THANKCopy !req
193. YOU.Copy !req
194. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THECopy !req
195. "MAKE IT SNOW" GIRL'S WEBCopy !req
196. REDEMPTION, BUT FIRST, IT'S OURCopy !req
197. PRODUCTION ASSISTANT RECIO'SCopy !req
198. FAVORITE PART OF THE SHOW.Copy !req
199. RECIO'S BLACK CLIP OF THE WEEK.Copy !req
200. [INDISTINCT CHATTER ANDCopy !req
201. SWEARING]Copy !req
202. [INDISTINCT CHATTER ANDCopy !req
203. SWEARING]Copy !req
204. I WOKE UP EVERYONE, OKAY?Copy !req
205. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.Copy !req
206. I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.Copy !req
207. I'M REALLY SORRY.Copy !req
208. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
209. SO MANY PEOPLE DO BAD THINGS,Copy !req
210. AND I DIDN'T — I DIDN'T —Copy !req
211. KNOW.Copy !req
212. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.Copy !req
213. I'LL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!Copy !req
214. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BECopy !req
215. AN ALPHA CHI.Copy !req
216. SHUT UP.Copy !req
217. THAT IS THE MOST DEPRESSINGCopy !req
218. GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEO EVER.Copy !req
219. OH, YOU'D CRY LIKE THAT TOO IFCopy !req
220. YOU LIVED IN OKLAHOMA.Copy !req
221. IT'S HORRIBLE.Copy !req
222. ALISE IS SAD BECAUSE THE SISTERSCopy !req
223. OF ALPHA CHI THREATENED TO CRUSHCopy !req
224. HER DREAM OF JOINING THEIRCopy !req
225. SORORITY ALL BECAUSE OF A SILLYCopy !req
226. LITTLE PRANK WHERE SHE SPRAYED ACopy !req
227. FIRE EXTINGUISHER.Copy !req
228. PEOPLE JOIN FRATS AND SORORITIESCopy !req
229. FOR ONE REASON.Copy !req
230. TO BUY FRIENDS.Copy !req
231. HEY, I BET A LOT OF YOU THINKCopy !req
232. THAT'S LAME, RIGHT?Copy !req
233. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
234. IT'S REALLY LAME TO LIVE IN ACopy !req
235. COOL HOUSE, THROW AWESOMECopy !req
236. PARTIES EVERY WEEKEND, AND HAVECopy !req
237. TONS OF MOSTLY CONSENSUAL SEX.Copy !req
238. WHAT LOSERS.Copy !req
239. BUT IT'S NOT ALL A PARTY.Copy !req
240. TO GET INTO A FRAT, YOU'D BETTERCopy !req
241. BE ABLE TO SURVIVE HELL WEEK,Copy !req
242. ALSO KNOWN AS THE GAYEST WEEK OFCopy !req
243. YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
244. WHO DOESN'T WANT TO STRIP DOWNCopy !req
245. AND GET PADDLED BY ACopy !req
246. POWER-HUNGRY SOCIOLOGY MAJOR.Copy !req
247. HEY, AT LEAST YOU GET A FREECopy !req
248. T-SHIRT OUT OF IT.Copy !req
249. MANY CELEBRITIES HAVE GONECopy !req
250. THROUGH THE GREEK SYSTEM.Copy !req
251. BRAD PITT WAS A SIGMA CHI.Copy !req
252. ASHLEY JUDD WAS IN KAPPA KAPPACopy !req
253. GAMMA.Copy !req
254. AND SHE WAS ALSO IN THE YA-YACopy !req
255. SISTERHOOD.Copy !req
256. MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS IN CATHERINECopy !req
257. ZETA.Copy !req
258. AND OF COURSE, THE MOST FAMOUSCopy !req
259. FRAT BOY EVER — BLUE.Copy !req
260. YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE.Copy !req
261. LIKE MANY YOUNG GREEK MEN ANDCopy !req
262. WOMEN BEFORE HER, ALISE WAS JUSTCopy !req
263. TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND SHECopy !req
264. ENDED UP BEING LESS POPULAR THANCopy !req
265. THE TOKEN SORORITY FAT GIRL.Copy !req
266. IT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
267. THAT'S WHY I DRIED HER EYES,Copy !req
268. ORDERED SOME PAPA JOHN'S, ANDCopy !req
269. RUSHED HER TO HOLLYWOOD TO BECopy !req
270. TOSH.0'S NEWEST PLEDGE IN THISCopy !req
271. WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.Copy !req
272. HI, ALISE.Copy !req
273. HEY, DANIEL.Copy !req
274. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
275. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
276. OH, I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THECopy !req
277. PROPER WAY TO USE A FIRECopy !req
278. EXTINGUISHER.Copy !req
279. OH!Copy !req
280. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
281. PUT IT OUT.Copy !req
282. THANKS.Copy !req
283. WOULD YOU FEEL MORECopy !req
284. COMFORTABLE IN THE BACK SEAT?Copy !req
285. NO, THIS IS — THIS IS RIGHT ATCopy !req
286. HOME.Copy !req
287. TELL ME ABOUT THAT VIDEO.Copy !req
288. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
289. THIS WAS DURING FINALS WEEK.Copy !req
290. WHY WEREN'T YOU STUDYING?Copy !req
291. I DIDN'T HAVE A FINAL THECopy !req
292. NEXT DAY, AND WE WERE KIND OFCopy !req
293. BEING GOOFY AND TAKING PICTURES.Copy !req
294. OKAY.Copy !req
295. AND THERE WAS A LOVELY FIRECopy !req
296. EXTINGUISHER ON THE WALL, AND I,Copy !req
297. UM, I SPRAYED THAT SUCKER.Copy !req
298. WERE YOU TRYING?Copy !req
299. I MEAN, WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKECopy !req
300. IT SNOW?Copy !req
301. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.Copy !req
302. I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.Copy !req
303. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
304. IT — WHEN I — WHEN WE WERE ATCopy !req
305. THE BARS, I WAS TAKING —Copy !req
306. AMBIEN?Copy !req
307. DOING RUMPLE SHOTS.Copy !req
308. OKAY, RUMPLE.Copy !req
309. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS IN YOURCopy !req
310. MOUTH.Copy !req
311. SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT KIND OFCopy !req
312. GOT IN MY HEAD.Copy !req
313. LIKE, OH, I WANT TO MAKE IT SNOWCopy !req
314. TONIGHT.Copy !req
315. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
316. AND THEN WHEN DID YOU GET INCopy !req
317. THE CAR AND REALIZE, OH, I'MCopy !req
318. GOING TO BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE?Copy !req
319. RIGHT AFTER THAT HAPPENED, ICopy !req
320. HEAR THE WORDS, "YOU IMBECILE!Copy !req
321. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"Copy !req
322. AND EVERYONE HAD TO SLEEPCopy !req
323. DOWNSTAIRS ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
324. LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU WOULD CRY IFCopy !req
325. YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANDCopy !req
326. YOU —Copy !req
327. NO, I WOULDN'T.Copy !req
328. YEAH, YOU WOULD.Copy !req
329. NO, I WOULDN'T.Copy !req
330. YES, YOU WOULD.Copy !req
331. YES, YOU WOULD.Copy !req
332. NO, I WOULDN'T.Copy !req
333. IF YOU HAD A LITTLE RUMPLECopy !req
334. SHOTS IN YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD.Copy !req
335. NO, I WOULDN'T.Copy !req
336. NOW, DID YOU GET IN TROUBLE?Copy !req
337. THEY MADE ME, UM, CLEAN THECopy !req
338. KITCHEN FOR A SEMESTER.Copy !req
339. THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD PRACTICECopy !req
340. FOR THE REAL WORLD.Copy !req
341. YEAH.Copy !req
342. HOW HARD DID YOU CRY DURINGCopy !req
343. 9/11?Copy !req
344. UM — WOW.Copy !req
345. DON'T ASK ME THAT.Copy !req
346. DO YOU THINK A SORORITY LOOKSCopy !req
347. GOOD ON AN APPLICATION?Copy !req
348. SOMETIMES I THINK IT DOES.Copy !req
349. DO YOU THINK IT OPENS DOORS?Copy !req
350. BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THATCopy !req
351. THAT IS COMPLETE BULL.Copy !req
352. WHAT FRATERNITY WOULD YOU SAYCopy !req
353. PER CAPITA HAS THE MOST DATECopy !req
354. RAPES PENDING?Copy !req
355. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MYCopy !req
356. SORORITY?Copy !req
357. WHAT IS IT CALLED?Copy !req
358. TRI TOSH.0-MEGA!Copy !req
359. BY THE WAY, OUR SORORITY HAS ACopy !req
360. VERY STRICT INDUCTION PROCESS.Copy !req
361. YOU WILL GET A TATTOO.Copy !req
362. I ALSO NEED TO GET SOME MONEY,Copy !req
363. AND WE WILL MOST LIKELY BEAT THECopy !req
364. OUT OF YOU.Copy !req
365. AND IF YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IT, ICopy !req
366. WILL KILL YOU.Copy !req
367. WELCOME TO THE TRI TOSH.0-MEGACopy !req
368. HOUSE.Copy !req
369. THIS LOOKS LIKE A YOUTHCopy !req
370. HOSTEL.Copy !req
371. IT'S A FIXER-UPPER.Copy !req
372. HEY, DANIEL.Copy !req
373. HEY, SLUTS!Copy !req
374. TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY THISCopy !req
375. MORNING!Copy !req
376. STAY OFF THE YARD!Copy !req
377. GOD!Copy !req
378. ALPHA CHIS ARE THE SAMECopy !req
379. EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
380. ALISE.Copy !req
381. YES?Copy !req
382. YOUR PLEDGE NAME WILL BE ICECopy !req
383. BITCH.Copy !req
384. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?Copy !req
385. YES, I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEMCopy !req
386. WITH THAT.Copy !req
387. ICE BITCH, DO YOU HAVE ACopy !req
388. PROBLEM WITH THAT?Copy !req
389. WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR BRAND?Copy !req
390. DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,Copy !req
391. THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUTCopy !req
392. THE TRUTH?Copy !req
393. I DO.Copy !req
394. AMEN!Copy !req
395. AMEN.Copy !req
396. AH-MEN.Copy !req
397. AH-MEN.Copy !req
398. NO, NO.Copy !req
399. THE LAST AMEN WAS JUST ME.Copy !req
400. COME ON.Copy !req
401. WHY ARE WE UP SO LATE?Copy !req
402. SHH!Copy !req
403. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.Copy !req
404. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
405. SHH!Copy !req
406. IT'S TIME TO GET BACK AT THECopy !req
407. GIRLS FROM YOUR OLD SORORITY, SOCopy !req
408. I RENTED A REAL SNOW MACHINE.Copy !req
409. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
410. SHUT THE F —Copy !req
411. THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOUCopy !req
412. READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?Copy !req
413. YEAH, LET'S MAKE IT SNOW.Copy !req
414. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.Copy !req
415. I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.Copy !req
416. WHOA.Copy !req
417. I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.Copy !req
418. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.Copy !req
419. NOT IN MY FACE.Copy !req
420. SNOW.Copy !req
421. OHH!Copy !req
422. I'M DOING A SNOW ANGEL!Copy !req
423. IT'S BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
424. THAT'S WRONG.Copy !req
425. SNOW.Copy !req
426. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OFCopy !req
427. MY LIFE.Copy !req
428. PENGUIN!Copy !req
429. PENGUIN, GET YOUR HAND OFFCopy !req
430. HER ASS.Copy !req
431. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?Copy !req
432. Y'ALL ARE GOING TO JAIL.Copy !req
433. I'M WHUPPING YOUR ASS.Copy !req
434. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE ITCopy !req
435. SNOW.Copy !req
436. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES FORCopy !req
437. YOU GUYS TO COME BACK AFTERCopy !req
438. THESE COMMERCIALS.Copy !req
439. NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
440. TITTIES!Copy !req
441. ALL RIGHT, OUR NEXT VIDEO GOTCopy !req
442. REALLY POPULAR A FEW WEEKS AGO.Copy !req
443. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'SCopy !req
444. THE BEARD MAN'S BUS FIGHT.Copy !req
445. THERE'S A MISUNDERSTANDINGCopy !req
446. BETWEEN THIS OLD WHITE GUY ANDCopy !req
447. THIS BLACK GUY ABOUT WHO'S GONNACopy !req
448. SHINE WHOSE SHOES.Copy !req
449. NOW — YEAH.Copy !req
450. THE BLACK GUY THINKS THE WHOLECopy !req
451. DISCUSSION IS RACIST, BUT THECopy !req
452. WHITE GUY CLAIMS IT'S NOT BYCopy !req
453. SAYING THIS.Copy !req
454. IT COULD BE A CHINAMAN.Copy !req
455. IT DON'T MATTER.Copy !req
456. "IT COULD BE A CHINAMAN.Copy !req
457. IT DON'T MATTER."Copy !req
458. SOLID ARGUMENT.Copy !req
459. BUT FOR SOME REASON, THEY KEEPCopy !req
460. FIGHTING, UNTIL THE WHITE GUYCopy !req
461. WALKS TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS.Copy !req
462. YEAH, HE'S LIKE ROSA PARKS WITHCopy !req
463. A BEARD.Copy !req
464. NOTICE, HE'S WEARING A "I'M ACopy !req
465. MOTHERT-SHIRT, WHICHCopy !req
466. SENDS A MIXED MESSAGE WHENCopy !req
467. WEARING A FANNY PACK.Copy !req
468. NOW THE BLACK GUY WALKS OVER TOCopy !req
469. MAKE GOOD ON HIS PROMISE OFCopy !req
470. PUTTING HIS FOOT UP THE WHITECopy !req
471. GUY'S ASS.Copy !req
472. TURNS OUT TO BE AN AWFULCopy !req
473. DECISION.Copy !req
474. YEAH.Copy !req
475. OH!Copy !req
476. MY GRANDPA IS SUCH A PUSSY.Copy !req
477. LOOK AT THAT BLOOD.Copy !req
478. I KNOW.Copy !req
479. HE'S LEAKING!Copy !req
480. AT TIMES LIKE THIS, THERE'S ONLYCopy !req
481. ONE THING TO DO.Copy !req
482. BRING A "AMBULAMS."Copy !req
483. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
484. BRING A "AMBULAMS."Copy !req
485. A "AMBERLAMPS."Copy !req
486. OH, YOU MEAN AN AMBULANCE!Copy !req
487. ALL RIGHT, I GOTCHA.Copy !req
488. WELL, THE INTERNET HAS GONECopy !req
489. PRETTY NUTS WITH THIS VIDEO.Copy !req
490. THERE'S CARTOONS, T-SHIRTS, BUTCopy !req
491. MY FAVORITE HAS GOT TO BE THIS.Copy !req
492. AMBULAMS.Copy !req
493. AMBULAMS.Copy !req
494. AMBULAMS.Copy !req
495. AMBULAMS.Copy !req
496. SOME COMMENTERS HAVE PRAISEDCopy !req
497. THIS OLD MAN FOR BEATING UP ACopy !req
498. THUG, BUT THIS INTERVIEW WECopy !req
499. FOUND PROVES THAT HE'S ACTUALLYCopy !req
500. A SAD, CRAZY WAR HERO.Copy !req
501. I AIN'T NO HERO, MAN.Copy !req
502. I'M A VIETNAM VET.Copy !req
503. AND MY MAMA DIED.Copy !req
504. MY MAMA DIED.Copy !req
505. OKAY, DON'T FEEL TOO BAD.Copy !req
506. HE'S REALLY OLD.Copy !req
507. HIS MOM SHOULD BE DEAD.Copy !req
508. ALSO, IT TURNS OUT THAT THECopy !req
509. BLACK GUY IS ACTUALLY 50 YEARSCopy !req
510. OLD, VAGUELY EFFEMINATE, AND WASCopy !req
511. EVEN A LITTLE DRUNK.Copy !req
512. I WAS MINDING MY OWNCopy !req
513. BUSINESS, AND —AND —Copy !req
514. AND I'M QUITE SURE HE COULD TELLCopy !req
515. THAT I WAS INTOXICATED.Copy !req
516. YEAH.Copy !req
517. THE OLD MAN'S VICTORY IS NOTCopy !req
518. THAT IMPRESSIVE ANYMORE, IS IT?Copy !req
519. THAT'S WHY I'D LIKE TO GIVECopy !req
520. THOSE TWO GREAT AMERICANS ACopy !req
521. CHANCE TO SETTLE THEIR BEEF ONCECopy !req
522. AND FOR ALL IN OUR FIRST EVERCopy !req
523. WEB REMATCH.Copy !req
524. AND IF YOU GUYS COME ON MY SHOW,Copy !req
525. WE PROMISE TO HAVE ANCopy !req
526. "AMBERLAMS" STANDING BY.Copy !req
527. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR VIEWERCopy !req
528. VIDEO OF THE WEEK.Copy !req
529. THIS WEEK'S WINNER COMES TO USCopy !req
530. FROM UCBCOMEDY.COM.Copy !req
531. BEN WALKER WAS AT THE END OFCopy !req
532. HIS ROPE.Copy !req
533. HE LOST HIS JOB, HIS FIANCEE,Copy !req
534. AND HE WAS LIVING OUT OF HISCopy !req
535. CAR.Copy !req
536. OH, BUT WE FORGOT TO MENTION,Copy !req
537. HIS CAR RULES!Copy !req
538. THIS FALL ON FOX AND THE CW, BENCopy !req
539. WALKER IS DRIVING HOME IN HISCopy !req
540. HOME, WHICH IS A CAR, WHICH IS ACopy !req
541. MOTHERPORSCHE.Copy !req
542. SO GET READY TO SHIFT GEARS, TOCopy !req
543. TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE BRAKE,Copy !req
544. AND TO UNBUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT,Copy !req
545. YOU PUSSY.Copy !req
546. DON'T MISS THE SHOW THAT TYLERCopy !req
547. PERRY CALLED —Copy !req
548. AND THAT DAVID SEDARIS SAID —Copy !req
549. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, MY FAMILY.Copy !req
550. WE DIDN'T SHOW THE DAVIDCopy !req
551. SEDARIS.Copy !req
552. AH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITHCopy !req
553. MORE STRANGERS WITH CANDY.Copy !req
554. WELCOME BACK.Copy !req
555. THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE COMING UPCopy !req
556. ON SUNDAY, SO I ASKED OUR FANS,Copy !req
557. WHICH IS USUALLY AN AWFUL IDEA,Copy !req
558. WHAT THEIR PREDICTIONS WERE.Copy !req
559. UH, PSTOP SAYS —Copy !req
560. COUPLES RETREAT.Copy !req
561. VINCE VAUGHN.Copy !req
562. HE REALLY STEPPED OUT OF HISCopy !req
563. COMFORT ZONE.Copy !req
564. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL,Copy !req
565. VINCE?Copy !req
566. OH!Copy !req
567. STING A LITTLE BIT?Copy !req
568. NO, PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
569. BRANDON WRITES —Copy !req
570. THE KID FROM US, IS HE ASIAN ORCopy !req
571. MEXICAN?Copy !req
572. GREAT QUESTION.Copy !req
573. NO CLUE.Copy !req
574. LOULOU WRITES —Copy !req
575. MY VOTE IS FOR THE GIRL WHOCopy !req
576. PLAYED PRECIOUS, BUT I BELIEVECopy !req
577. HER CHANCES ARE DIMINISHEDCopy !req
578. BECAUSE SHE ALSO STARRED IN THECopy !req
579. BLIND SPOT.Copy !req
580. OKAY.Copy !req
581. WHILE FUNNY, THAT IS NOT NICE.Copy !req
582. DR_BOB SAYS —Copy !req
583. MOVIES ARE GAY.Copy !req
584. YOU ARE GAY.Copy !req
585. I WOULD ARGUE, BUT HE IS ACopy !req
586. DOCTOR.Copy !req
587. THANKS, GUYS, YOU CLEARLY TOOKCopy !req
588. THIS SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
589. WE TABULATED ALL OF YOURCopy !req
590. RESPONSES, AND THE RESULTS BROKECopy !req
591. DOWN LIKE THIS.Copy !req
592. 7% THINK SHORT CIRCUIT 2 SHOULDCopy !req
593. WIN BEST PICTURE.Copy !req
594. 15% THIS SOMETHING RACIST.Copy !req
595. UH, THERE WAS ONE VOTE FORCopy !req
596. GRANNY TAKES A SQUIRT.Copy !req
597. BUT THE OVERALL WINNER FOR BESTCopy !req
598. PICTURE AND BEST ACTRESS BY ACopy !req
599. HUGE MARGIN WAS MY MOM.Copy !req
600. SO CONGRATULATIONS, MOM.Copy !req
601. I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SOCopy !req
602. POPULAR.Copy !req
603. NEXT WEEK, THE PHILLIES' FAN'SCopy !req
604. DAUGHTER GETS A WEB REDEMPTION.Copy !req
605. THAT GOT CAUGHT BY THAT FANCopy !req
606. RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
607. NICE GRAB.Copy !req
608. OH, WOW.Copy !req
609. WHOOP!Copy !req
610. THERE IT GOES.Copy !req
611. I HATE YOU!Copy !req
612. YOU STOLE MY YOUTH!Copy !req
613. I FINALLY CATCH A BALL, AND THISCopy !req
614. IS WHAT YOU DO.Copy !req
615. HEY, MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ONCopy !req
616. TWITTER SO WE CAN LIVE CHATCopy !req
617. DURING THE SHOWS.Copy !req
618. CHECK OUT MY TOUR SCHEDULE.Copy !req
619. AND KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOGCopy !req
620. OVER ATCopy !req
621. COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0.Copy !req
622. COMEDY CENTRAL DIDN'T WANT ME TOCopy !req
623. SHOW YOU THIS GROSS EYEBALLCopy !req
624. VIDEO AT THE BEGINNING OF OURCopy !req
625. SHOW BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAIDCopy !req
626. YOU'LL CHANGE THE CHANNEL, SO ICopy !req
627. SAID, "FINE, I WON'T SHOW ONE ATCopy !req
628. THE BEGINNING, BUT I'M GONNACopy !req
629. SHOW A BUNCH AT THE END."Copy !req
630. LOVELY.Copy !req
631. ENJOY YOUR LEAD-IN, JON STEWART.Copy !req
632. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
633. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req