Tosh.0 2x4

1. THIS WILL NEVER BE DONE.

2. AND GO

3. AH!

4. WELCOME TO "TOSH.0."

5. TONIGHT'S SHOW IS — EH.

6. NO, IT'S NOT.

7. IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER.

8. TOUGH SELL.

9. COMING UP, WE RAID A STRIP CLUB.

10. THAT'S NOT BAD.

11. WE HAVE THE PLAYER WHO TACKLED

12. HIS OWN TEAMMATE GETTING A WEB

13. REDEMPTION.

14. AND WE FIND OUT IF WOMEN CAN

15. PARALLEL PARK.

16. SPOILER ALERT.

17. NO WAY.

18. ALRIGHT.

19. LET'S GO BACK UP STAIRS AND TRY

20. THAT AGAIN.

21. GO!

22. NEXT TIME JUST GO TO PLANNED

23. PARENTHOOD.

24. THAT'S TOO FAR.

25. ALRIGHT.

26. MAYBE IT'S JUST GOD'S WAY OF

27. TELLING HER TO STOP GOOFING

28. AROUND AND FINISH THE FREAKIN'

29. LAUNDRY ALREADY.

30. YOU EVER HAVE A DREAM THAT

31. YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE?

32. HA-HA.

33. IT MUST BE A FRENCH BEAGLE.

34. I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE'S

35. SNOOKIE.

36. PROBABLY THE ONE WITH THE BLACK

37. EYE.

38. I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO A GIRL

39. WHO FELL ASLEEP NEXT TO ME ON A

40. PLANE.

41. OH, MY GOODNESS, HER DAD WAS

42. LAUGHING SO HARD.

43. HONESTLY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS

44. VIDEO.

45. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE

46. ROMANCE?

47. AND SINCE I'M A ROLE MODEL, I

48. WANT ALL YOU KIDS OUT THERE TO

49. KNOW, THAT YES, I MADE CASTRO

50. WEAR A CONDOM LATER THAT NIGHT.

51. I WENT RAW.

52. WANT TO KNOW WHY I DON'T HAVE

53. KIDS?

54. BECAUSE ABORTION'S LEGAL.

55. NO.

56. BECAUSE PARENT TEACHER

57. CONFERENCES CAN BE BRUTAL.

58. DID YOU — HONEY?

59. CARRY HAD THR AND HER —

60. SOMEONE'S ON THEIR PERIOD!

61. THE ONLY REASON I'M WATCHING

62. THIS FIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE IS

63. BECAUSE MAYWEATHER IS SUCH A

64. PUSSY.

65. KNOCK IT OFF WITH ALL THE

66. EXCUSES AND MAKE THE FIGHT.

67. I WISH MY MOM WOULDA DONE THE

68. EXACT SAME THING TO MRS.

69. HOCHTER.

70. TU LE PRENDS DANS LE CUL.

71. FOUR YEARS OF FRENCH AND THAT'S

72. ALL I LEARNED.

73. WHAT I SHOULD HAVE STUDIED WAS

74. ESTONIAN.

75. HOW DO YOU SAY 12 MONTHS?

76. OKAY.

77. NOW THAT'S A ROMANCE

78. LANGUAGE.

79. I HEAR RYAN SEACREST IS FLUENT

80. IN ESTONIAN.

81. ALRIGHT.

82. WHAT'S NEXT?

83. OH, THIS GREAT.

84. COPS JUST RAIDED A STRIP CLUB.

85. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS TO PICK

86. THE STRIPPER THAT DOESN'T MIND

87. BEING RECOGNIZED.

88. SOMEBODY'S PARENTS MUST BE DEAD.

89. LOOK AT THEM.

90. THEY'RE SO ASHAMED.

91. WHO KNEW STRIPPERS HAD FEELINGS?

92. THAT PAT DOWN MUST HAVE LASTED

93. FOR HOURS.

94. CAN YOU PAY BAIL IN SINGLES?

95. ALRIGHT.

96. OUR PIC OF THE WEEK IS EITHER A

97. FLIGHT GOING TO OR COMING FROM

98. HOUSTON.

99. HOW DO I KNOW?

100. BECAUSE HE'S FAT.

101. YEAH.

102. EVERYONE IN HOUSTON IS FAT!

103. ALRIGHT.

104. LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

105. CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

106. COMMENTS WE CAN MAKE.

107. DO YOU MIND IF I REST MY TITS ON

108. YOUR TRAY TABLE?

109. NO, SIR, GRAVY ISN'T ONE OF THE

110. BEVERAGE CHOICES.

111. IF THEY CRASH, I GIVE IT 20

112. MINUTES BEFORE HE STARTS EATING

113. SURVIVORS.

114. IF I WAS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE

115. SEAT, I'D BE PRAYING FOR

116. AL-QAEDA TO BLOW THIS PLANE UP.

117. HEY, IT BEATS RIDING A

118. MOTORCYCLE WITH HIS FAT TWIN

119. BROTHER.

120. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FROM THE

121. '87 GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD

122. RECORDS?

123. ALRIGHT.

124. LET'S SEE WHO ELSE IS ON THE NO

125. FLY LIST.

126. THIS GUY'S GLASS CEILING HAPPENS

127. TO BE A GLASS DOOR.

128. YOU DO KNOW THOSE THINGS SLIDE

129. OPEN AUTOMATICALLY, RIGHT?

130. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME

131. SUICIDAL DOOR DIVING IN THIS

132. WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

133. ALRIGHT.

134. FAROOQ HAS TRAVELED FOR DAYS TO

135. THE CITY OF KARACHI TO GET THE

136. PROPER DOCUMENTATION FOR HIS

137. PILOT'S LICENSE.

138. NOW ALL HE HAS TO DO IS WALK

139. THROUGH THE LOBBY AND OUT THE —

140. HOLD THE PHONE.

141. WHERE IS THE DOOR?

142. IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THIS IS

143. FAROOQ'S FIRST TIME AROUND

144. MODERN TECHNOLOGY.

145. AND RIGHT NOW, HE'S JUST TRYING

146. TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET TO THE

147. OTHER SIDE OF THIS MYSTERIOUS

148. WALL OF WINDOWS.

149. WE CAN'T HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING,

150. BUT I ASSUME HE'S TRYING THE

151. PHRASE "OPEN SESAME."

152. HE CHECKS SOME PAPERS.

153. SOMEBODY DOESN'T HAVE AN IPAD

154. YET.

155. POOR PEOPLE.

156. PRETTY SURE THE ANSWER ISN'T IN

157. YOUR FOLDER, FAROOQ.

158. HE LOOKS AROUND, MAKES SURE THE

159. COAST IS CLEAR, AND DOES THE

160. ONLY THING HE CAN LOGICALLY DO.

161. HE CHARGES THROUGH THE GLASS

162. DOOR HEAD FIRST LIKE A BULL.

163. AND IT WORKS OUT PERFECTLY!

164. EXCEPT FOR THE SHARD OF GLASS

165. LODGED IN HIS JUGULAR.

166. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW,

167. BUDDY.

168. JUST DRINK IN THAT SWEET, SWEET

169. FREEDOM.

170. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.

171. I MEAN I GUESS IT WORKED OUT.

172. HE DID MAKE IT OUT.

173. FAROOQ WALKS BACK IN, AND IS

174. GREETED LIKE A LIBERATOR.

175. LOOK AT THE PEOPLE OF KARACHI

176. REJOICING.

177. IF ANYONE DESERVES ONE OF HIS 72

178. VIRGINS EARLY, IT'S THE GREATEST

179. LOCKSMITH PAKISTAN HAS EVER

180. SEEN.

181. WE'RE JUST GLAD THIS

182. SURVEILLANCE TAPE WAS RUNNING

183. AND SOMEONE HAD THE GOOD SENSE

184. TO PUT IT ONLINE, AND FOR THAT

185. WE THANK YOU.

186. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OUR WEB

187. REDEMPTION, BUT FIRST IT'S OUR

188. URBAN DICTIONARY WORD OF THE DAY

189. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONLY URBAN

190. GUY I KNOW.

191. FABOLOUS.

192. MASTURBATION IS TO OTHERWISE

193. OCCUPY YOURSELF.

194. OOH.

195. I HOPE SANDRA BULLOCK DOESN'T

196. GIVE HIM BACK.

197. NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT

198. SPECIAL TEAMS.

199. NO, HE DOESN'T PLAY FOR THE

200. RAIDERS.

201. HE PLAYS FOR THE LAS VEGAS

202. COBRAS, A SEMI-PRO FOOTBALL TEAM

203. WHERE YOU GET NONE OF THE FAME

204. AND FORTUNE BUT ALL OF THE

205. HIGHER RISKS FOR PARKINSON'S.

206. IF YOUR JOB REQUIRES YOU TO WEAR

207. A HELMET NOBODY SHOULD EXPECT

208. YOU TO BE MENTALLY SHARP.

209. HE TACKLED HIS OWN TEAMMATE.

210. BIG DEAL.

211. IT'S NOT LIKE HE SHOT HIMSELF.

212. OR A DOG.

213. OR BIT A STRIP CLUB BOUNCER.

214. OR SMOKED THE STICKY ICKY ICKY

215. OH RICKY.

216. OR EVEN IS RAY J'S WIENER

217. COUSIN.

218. YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO

219. FORGIVE.

220. I DON'T CARE IF THEY READ AT A

221. 5TH GRADE LEVEL.

222. IF YOU CAN READ A DEFENSE AND

223. NOT BLOW MY THREE-GAME PARLAY,

224. YOU'RE OKAY IN MY BOOK.

225. IT'S A VIOLENT GAME WITH SERIOUS

226. CONSEQUENCES.

227. PLAYING FOOTBALL QUALIFIES YOU

228. FOR ONLY THREE THINGS LATER IN

229. COACHING FOOTBALL,

230. ANALYZING FOOTBALL OR

231. SUCCESSFULLY MURDERING YOUR

232. EX-WIFE AND HER BOYFRIEND.

233. CORY WAS JUST A KID CHASING HIS

234. DREAMS IN FRONT OF AN ANNOUNCED

235. CROWD OF 79 AT A VEGAS MIDDLE

236. SCHOOL.

237. SO WE BROUGHT HIM TO L.A. TO

238. GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE TO SMEAR

239. THE IN THIS WEEK'S WEB

240. REDEMPTION.

241. AND NO, I DID NOT LET ROMANOWSKI

242. HIT ME.

243. WHAT'S THAT?

244. THE GAME JERSEY.

245. I WON'T SAY NOTHING.

246. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

247. WELL.

248. FIRST OF ALL, DID YOU WIN THE

249. GAME?

250. YEAH.

251. WE WON BY THREE TOUCHDOWNS.

252. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

253. A LAB TECHNICIAN.

254. THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I

255. THOUGHT I WOULD GET.

256. WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY?

257. DEFENSIVE TACKLE AND

258. LINEBACKER.

259. IT HAPPENS WHEN I'M THERE THE

260. ONE DAY.

261. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

262. NEVER DONE IT BEFORE.

263. THAT'S ONE WAY TO MAKE SURE

264. YOU DON'T PLAY ANYMORE.

265. ARE YOU COLOR BLIND?

266. AM I COLOR BLIND?

267. I GOT THAT QUESTION A LOT, TOO.

268. WHAT ARE THE TYPE OF COMMENTS

269. PEOPLE POSTS ONLINE?

270. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU

271. THINKING?

272. ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

273. YOUR INSTANT REACTION, BE

274. HONEST.

275. MY INSTANT REACTION, I'VE

276. SEEN A GUY WITH A BALL.

277. HE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS ME.

278. I TACKLED HIM.

279. IT WAS A CLEAR ACCIDENT.

280. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER GOOD

281. PLAYS OF THE GAME?

282. NO.

283. NO.

284. THAT WAS MY BEST PLAY.

285. THAT WAS MY BEST PLAY.

286. A LOT OF GIRLS WOULDN'T SIT

287. LIKE, THIS THEY WOULD BE

288. SELF-CONSCIOUS OF THAT.

289. WE WANT TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE

290. TO REDEEM YOURSELF.

291. GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO

292. BLOCK.

293. WHAT'S YOUR 40 TIME?

294. I THINK 4.5, 4.6.

295. HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH?

296. 385.

297. I KNOW I CAN BEAT THAT.

298. COREY, WELCOME TO THE TAJ MAHAL.

299. I FEEL FAST RIGHT NOW.

300. PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M WEARING

301. BLACK.

302. ALL RIGHT, COREY.

303. CHECK YOUR VERTICAL.

304. HUH!

305. DID NOT WANT IT TO BE THAT HIGH.

306. OH, GOODNESS.

307. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE FEELS GOOD?

308. LAYING STEREOTYPES TO REST.

309. AS MANY AS YOU CAN GET.

310. GOOD THING I'M HERE TO SPOT.

311. I GET IT, YOU'RE STRONGER THAN I

312. AM.

313. UGH!

314. ON THREE.

315. LINE SIX.

316. OH.

317. COME ON, I GOT A PARACHUTE ON MY

318. BACK.

319. LIFE IS A PARACHUTE.

320. ALL RIGHT.

321. TIME FOR YOU TO BLOCK FOR ME.

322. I'M GOING TO RETURN A PUNT

323. AGAINST THE REIGNING WOMAN'S

324. PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM, THE

325. CALIFORNIA QUAKE.

326. IT IS GOING TO BE HARD TO PLAY

327. WITHOUT AN ERECTION.

328. HEY!

329. I'M NOT GOOD AT GETTING YOU

330. JAMMED UP.

331. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT TO

332. BRING IN MR. BILL ROMANOWSKI TO

333. HELP YOU.

334. HI, BILL.

335. HI HE.

336. WE'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON.

337. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

338. TO KNOCK THE CRAP OUT OF

339. SOMEBODY.

340. DO YOU HEAR ME?

341. DO YOU.

342. YES, SIR.

343. ARE YOU REALLY READY?

344. YES, SIR.

345. WHAT TIME IS IT?

346. GAME TIME.

347. WHAT TIME IS IT?

348. GAME TIME!

349. ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER

350. SHOT?

351. YES, I AM.

352. MY GOD!

353. OH, I CAUGHT IT.

354. DON'T TACKLE ME.

355. THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

356. LET'S GO THIS WAY.

357. LET'S GO.

358. AH!

359. YOU HIT ME!

360. OW!

361. GOOD JOB.

362. AND NO, I DID NOT LET

363. ROMANOWSKI HIT ME.

364. STUNT MAN.

365. HIT THE OUT OF HIM,

366. BILL.

367. AH!

368. YOU'RE WELCOME, JIM.

369. THAT WAS ONE OF HIS DREAMS, TO

370. BE HIT BY ROMO, SO I LET IT

371. HAPPEN.

372. NOW IF I COULD JUST GET HIM

373. LAID, I'D MAKE ALL HIS DREAMS

374. COME TRUE.

375. I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER!

376. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

377. BUT FIRST, IT'S YOUR BULLSEYE OF

378. THE WEEK.

379. THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA

380. TO GET.

381. HEY, IT'S A STEREOTYPE THAT

382. WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE, BUT IT IS A

383. FACT THAT THEY CANNOT PARALLEL

384. PARK, AND I DECIDED TO PROVE IT.

385. ALRIGHT, I'M HERE WITH CHRIS.

386. HOW ARE YOU?

387. FINE.

388. THANK YOU.

389. ARE YOU A GOOD PARALLEL

390. PARKER?

391. HONEST?

392. YES.

393. HA.

394. NO, NOT REALLY.

395. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO

396. PARALLEL PARK IN THIS HUGE

397. PARKING SPACE — MIGHT I ADD,

398. HUGE — MY VAN?

399. OKAY.

400. WE HAVE A CANADIAN SENIOR

401. CITIZEN THAT IS REALLY REALLY

402. OLD.

403. DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE TO

404. DO IT?

405. NO!

406. THAT IS NOT A GOOD ANGLE.

407. YOU ARE REALLY GONNA TO HAVE TO

408. CUT THAT WHEEL.

409. DANIEL!

410. I CAN'T DO IT.

411. I'M GIVING YOU ONE MORE SHOT,

412. DANIEL, AND THAT'S IT.

413. SO CLOSE.

414. WHO'S NEXT?

415. WHAT'S YOUR NATIONALITY?

416. I'M VIETNAMESE.

417. VIETNAMESE!

418. THEY ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR

419. DRIVING.

420. THE BEST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD

421. ACTUALLY.

422. AN L.A. ASIAN.

423. WHAT ARE THE ODDS ON THIS LONG

424. SHOT?

425. SHOULD I REVERSE OR DRIVE?

426. NOT A GOOD START.

427. DID I HIT SOMETHING?

428. YES.

429. YES, YOU DID HIT SOMETHING.

430. ALRIGHT.

431. OUR FINAL DRIVER.

432. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

433. I'M SIXTEEN.

434. DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S

435. LICENSE?

436. NO, I HAVE MY LEARNER'S

437. PERMIT.

438. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A CAR

439. ACCIDENT?

440. YES.

441. SEEMS LIKE THERE SHOULD BE A

442. FOLLOW-UP QUESTION.

443. ALRIGHT, A FIRST TIME DRIVER.

444. WHADDYA THINK?

445. NO!

446. I THINK I GOT IT.

447. I KNOW.

448. I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT TOOK

449. OVER EIGHT MINUTES.

450. AND ALL THAT PROVES IS THAT

451. WOMEN CAN GET LUCKY.

452. THAT'S HOW THEY TRICK YOU INTO

453. FALLING IN LOVE.

454. THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE

455. DVRING PROPERTY VIRGINS.

456. AND I'M THE SELFISH ONE.

457. SPEAKING OF DRUNK GUYS AT THE

458. BEACH, LOOK AT THIS OLD MAN

459. TRYING TO PUT ON HIS PANTS LIKE

460. IT'S A SHIRT.

461. IT IS HYSTERICAL!

462. BUT I DON'T CARE, BECAUSE IT'S

463. TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S IN THE

464. BACKGROUND?"

465. WHY DID THAT FAMILY BRING A POOL

466. TO THE BEACH?

467. AND THAT'S "WHAT'S IN THE

468. BACKGROUND?"

469. IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO THAT DOESN'T

470. SUCK GO TO OUR BLOG AND UPLOAD

471. IT FOR A CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER

472. VIDEO OF THE WEEK.

473. BY THE WAY, EVERY VIDEO THAT'S

474. EVER BEEN SENT TO US HAS BEEN

475. AWFUL.

476. THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION, LIKE

477. EVERY WEEK, WE FOUND.

478. IT COMES TO US FROM ONISION.

479. GUYS.

480. WHAT, GREG?

481. I'M A BANANA.

482. YOU'RE A WHAT?

483. I'M A BANANA.

484. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR

485. CLOTHES?

486. I'M A BANANA?

487. I'M A BANANA.

488. LOOK AT ME!

489. OH MY GOODNESS!

490. THAT SONG IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN

491. "PANTS ON THE GROUND."

492. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

493. WANDA DOES IT.

494. I'M A BANANA.

495. I'M A BANANA.

496. I CAN'T STOP SINGING THAT SONG.

497. THE BIG GAME IS COMING UP THIS

498. WEEKEND AND AS YOU KNOW I HAVE A

499. HISTORY OF MAKING DEAD-ON,

500. BALLS-ACCURATE PREDICTIONS.

501. CASE IN POINT.

502. I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE

503. KID DIDN'T FUMBLE THE BALL.

504. THAT'S BALL SECURITY, ADRIAN

505. PETERSON.

506. OH MY GOODNESS.

507. THAT WAS A WEEK BEFORE THE

508. CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.

509. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

510. HUH HUH, HUH HUH.

511. SPOOKY, RIGHT?

512. IS THERE A TOSH.0 CURSE?

513. BEATS ME, BUT IF I WERE YOU

514. SHOCKEY, I'D PUT A LITTLE EXTRA

515. TAPE ON THIS WEEKEND.

516. MY PREDICTION FOR THE SUPER

517. BOWL OKAY.

518. I PREDICT ELI WILL BE SHOWN NO

519. LESS THAN THREE TIMES IN THE

520. MANNING FAMILY SKYBOX MAKING HIS

521. PERMANENT DUMB FACE.

522. BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK

523. WHEN WE GIVE THE AVERAGE HOMEBOY

524. A WEB REDEMPTION.

525. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ON

526. TWITTER SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT

527. DURING THE SHOWS.

528. CHECK OUT MY TOUR SCHEDULE AND

529. KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOG AT

530. COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.O.

531. NOW WE'VE COME TO THE PART OF

532. THE SHOW THAT I HAVE BEEN

533. DREADING.

534. LAST WEEK I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.

535. I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT

536. AND I ENCOURAGED YOU GUYS TO GO

537. TO OUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND WRITE

538. ANYTHING YOU WANTED.

539. I HAD NOT IDEA THE DIRECTION YOU

540. WOULD TAKE IT.

541. I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT AND THE

542. GREAT PEOPLE OVER AT WIKIPEDIA

543. WERE FORCED TO LOCK OUR PAGE DUE

544. TO THE VULGAR RAMPANT VANDALISM.

545. NOW I'M GOING TO READ SOME OF

546. YOUR RUDE REMARKS, BUT I'M NOT

547. REWARDING YOU FOR YOUR BAD

548. BEHAVIOR.

549. SOMEONE WROTE "TOSH.0 IS

550. PRONOUNCED SMEGMA."

551. OKAY, THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO

552. HOW YOU SAY IT.

553. WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THE

554. ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA?

555. I DON'T THINK SO.

556. SOMEONE WROTE THAT I'M

557. "CURRENTLY BEING TESTED FOR HEP

558. C."

559. THAT SEEMS PERSONAL.

560. AND I CERTAINLY WASN'T, "BORN IN

561. THE YEAR BONER."

562. ALTHOUGH I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE

563. CHINESE CALENDAR.

564. THEY SAID, "THE RUNNING TIME OF

565. TOSH.0 WAS 21 MINUTES,

566. APPROXIMATELY 2 MINUTES OF

567. ACTUAL COMEDY."

568. THAT'S ACTUALLY A REAL ENTRY.

569. THIS IS WHERE SOMEONE WENT TOO

570. FAR.

571. THEY WROTE, "DANIEL OFTEN

572. PINCHES A LOAF IN HIS HAND AND

573. TOSSES IT TO A RANDOM AUDIENCE

574. MEMBER.

575. TITTIES!"

576. ANYWAY, THESE HAVE BEEN DELETED

577. FROM WIKIPEDIA, BUT WE DID

578. MANAGE TO CAPTURE A FEW SCREEN

579. GRABS, SO GO TO OUR BLOG TO READ

580. ALL THE INSANITY THAT YOU GUYS

581. POSTED.

582. AND ONCE AGAIN, WE'RE VERY

583. SORRY, WIKIPEDIA.

584. WOULD YOU PLEASE UNLOCK OUR

585. PAGES?

586. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

587. GOODNIGHT!