Tosh.0 2x25

1. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE'S THE

2. COACH'S KID?

3. WELCOME TO THE SEASON TWO FINALE

4. OF TOSH.0.

5. NOT OUR BEST EPISODE, BUT THAT

6. WAS ON PURPOSE SO IT'D BE EASIER

7. TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

8. I'M VERY CONSIDERATE.

9. TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, OUR

10. FIRST-EVER WEB REFLECTION.

11. YEAH.

12. WE FIND OUT WHO THIS SEASON'S

13. MVP IS.

14. AND I SHOW YOU THE SINGLE, MOST

15. PERFECT INTERNET VIDEO OF ALL

16. TIME.

17. ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAD BACK TO

18. FREAKNIK.

19. THIS IS WHAT MARTIN LUTHER KING

20. WAS DREAMING ABOUT.

21. YOU THINK THEY KNOW THAT WHITE

22. BITCH WITH HUGE TITS IS A DUDE?

23. "DEAR MOM, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE

24. SENT ME TO THE WRONG SUMMER

25. CAMP.

26. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FAT CAMP.

27. I'M AT BLACK CAMP."

28. IT'S JUST RIGHT ON THE OTHER

29. SIDE OF THE RAILROAD TRACKS.

30. THIS IS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR

31. DANCING.

32. WANT TO SEE HOW YOU LEAVE A TIP

33. AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE?

34. GOD BLESS YOU?

35. FIRST EVER NOSE PUKE.

36. SNOT IS NATURE'S SYRUP.

37. NO, IT'S SNOT.

38. NO, IT'S SNOT.

39. EVER WONDER WHAT VALET'S ARE

40. DOING IN YOUR CAR?

41. GOD!

42. THEY ARE FEVERISHLY

43. MASTURBATING.

44. I'M SURE IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

45. LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

46. CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

47. COMMENTS WE CAN MAKE BEFORE HE

48. NUTS.

49. THAT'S NOT A HANDS-FREE DEVICE.

50. THE OPEN ROAD IS A SEDUCTIVE

51. MISTRESS.

52. LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT IT STUCK IN

53. FOURTH GEAR.

54. I DO THE SAME THING WHEN I HEAR

55. A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG NO MATTER

56. WHERE I AM.

57. HARD TO HAVE ROAD RAGE WHEN

58. YOU'RE MAKING LOVE TO YOURSELF.

59. THAT'S THE FINAL STEP BEFORE IT

60. CAN BECOME A CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED

61. LEXUS.

62. LADIES, SEND IN YOUR RESPONSE

63. VIDEOS.

64. THIS NEXT GUY'S A BIG HIT IN THE

65. DORM AROUND LAUNDRY TIME.

66. I'M GONNA BREAK THE WORLD

67. RECORD FOR THE AMOUNT OF

68. QUARTERS IN MY BELLYBUTTON.

69. THERE'S FOUR.

70. IT'S A REAL LIFE PIGGY BANK.

71. GOOD WORK.

72. ANOTHER 20,000, AND YOU CAN

73. AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR STOMACH

74. STAPLED.

75. HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IS UNDER

76. HIS BREASTS?

77. HOW MANY?

78. I GOTTA GO AND COUNT 'EM.

79. OH!

80. $7.50.

81. I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD FIT MORE

82. INTO MY BODY.

83. TODAY I'LL BE GOING FOR $5,000.

84. LET'S DO THIS, TOSH.

85. FIND THE WILL!

86. COME ON.

87. HARDER, SON.

88. AAH!

89. WE GOT IT!

90. LET'S GO FOR MORE.

91. LET'S GO FOR MORE.

92. LET'S GO FOR MORE.

93. LET'S GO FOR MORE.

94. JUST KEEP PUTTING STUFF IN.

95. A WALLET, A WALLET.

96. THIS WALLET.

97. 15 TAKES.

98. WANT TO SEE HOW TO KILL 200

99. BIRDS WITH ONE STONE?

100. I THINK I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO

101. PROTECT OUR BORDERS.

102. I HEAR THIS IS HOW KATE HUDSON

103. FINDS DATES.

104. LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR.

105. RED BULL DOES NOT GIVE YOU

106. ACTUAL WINGS.

107. I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

108. IN RUSSIA, THE X GAMES ARE JUST

109. LIFE.

110. AND IF YOU DIE, YOU DON'T HAVE

111. TO LIVE THERE ANYMORE, SO IT'S

112. WIN-WIN.

113. IT'S MORE FUN TO WATCH DURING

114. THE SUMMER.

115. WHAT'S NEXT?

116. I THINK I JUST SHOWED YOU GUYS A

117. MURDER.

118. LET'S WATCH THE FIRST GREASE

119. MONKEY GO TO SPACE IN THIS

120. WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

121. THE OLD AIRBAG PRANK.

122. IT'S BEEN A FAMILY FAVORITE FOR

123. GENERATIONS.

124. YOU TAKE A COMPRESSED AIRBAG OUT

125. OF A CAR, GET THE TOWN DRUNK TO

126. SIT ON IT.

127. WITH PARTS AND LABOR, THIS STUNT

128. ADDS UP TO BRILLIANT.

129. HE IS ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD

130. WAY, YOU CANNOT TRUST MECHANICS.

131. THEY ARE ALL LIARS.

132. A SINGLE CLAP?

133. HE MUST HAVE JUST WATCHED A

134. RECENT EPISODE OF "ALWAYS

135. SUNNY."

136. I SAW ONE LAST NIGHT CALLED "THE

137. GANG DISAPPOINTS DANIEL AGAIN."

138. HOLY,

139. REMIND ME AGAIN HOW AIR BAGS ARE

140. SUPPOSED TO SAVE LIVES.

141. I DON'T WANT SOMETHING THAT

142. POWERFUL TO EXPLODE ANYWHERE

143. NEAR MY GORGEOUS FACE.

144. DAMN IT, HIS CHUTE DIDN'T OPEN.

145. HIS LIFELESS BODY FALLS TO EARTH

146. LIKE GOOSE IN TOP GUN.

147. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED HAD

148. HE WORN HIS SEAT BELT.

149. HE'S NOT DEAD, BUT HE'S LEAKING

150. FLUID.

151. OH, YEAH, IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

152. THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD DO

153. FOR A PERSON WITH A SERIOUS NECK

154. INJURY IS SIT THEM UP AND LAUGH

155. AT THEM.

156. HE DOESN'T NEED A BEER.

157. HE NEEDS NEW FRIENDS.

158. LUCKILY, HIS HOSPITAL TAKES AAA,

159. AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

160. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BUT WE'RE

161. NOT DONE YET.

162. AAH!

163. AND WE'RE DONE.

164. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

165. LIGHTNING BOLT!

166. AAH!

167. OH, WOW.

168. WHOA, THERE IT GOES.

169. AAH!

170. I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.

171. CUT THAT BITCH OFF!

172. SHE WAS BIGGER THAN MY

173. GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER.

174. I LIKE TURTLES.

175. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU I

176. HAVE A SIX-INCH PENIS.

177. LOOK AT THAT HORSE.

178. IT'S 32 DEGREES AND, UH —

179. DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW.

180. HELLO, I'M DANIEL TOSH, AND

181. AS MY SECOND SEASON DRAWS TO A

182. CLOSE, IT'S A GOOD TIME TO

183. QUIETLY REFLECT ON MY MANY

184. ACHIEVEMENTS OVER THE PAST YEAR.

185. MY SHOW HAS BROUGHT TOGETHER

186. PEOPLE OF ALL RACES, CREEDS, AND

187. COLORS.

188. EVEN FATTIES.

189. I DON'T SEE BLACK AND WHITE.

190. I ONLY SEE HUMANITY, EXTREMELY

191. BLACK HUMANITY.

192. WHAT'S UP, HOMEBOY?

193. WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

194. SHAKIN' IT, MAN.

195. UHH!

196. WHOO!

197. I JUST FEEL FAST RIGHT NOW,

198. PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M WEARING ALL

199. BLACK.

200. IF YOU COULD, WOULD YOU TURN

201. WATER INTO WINE OR ALIZE?

202. OH, ALIZE.

203. IT'S GOTTA BE ALIZE.

204. OUR LIVES ARE VERY SIMILAR.

205. HOW SO?

206. WELL, I WAS BORN A BLACK, GAY

207. MAN.

208. HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR JACKIE

209. CHAN.

210. I'M NOT JACKIE.

211. JUST TEACH HIM KARATE.

212. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS BEANS AND

213. CORNBREAD.

214. I LOVE BEANS AND CORNBREAD,

215. 'CAUSE I'M JUST THAT COUNTRY

216. BOY, YOU KNOW.

217. LOVE THAT BEANS AND CORNBREAD,

218. 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NOTHING WRONG

219. WITH BEANS AND CORNBREAD.

220. IT FILLS YOU UP, YOU KNOW, SO I

221. JUST LOVE THEM BEANS AND

222. CORNBREAD.

223. IT'S OKAY TO MAKE A MOVIE,

224. WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP, BUT IF YOU

225. MADE A MOVIE CALLED BLACK MEN

226. CAN'T SWIM, THEN THERE'S A BIG

227. WHOOP-DE-DOO.

228. UHH!

229. OH, MY GOODNESS.

230. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD?

231. LAYING STEREOTYPES TO REST.

232. I'M LIKE AN ALL-WHITE OBAMA.

233. IT'S BEEN SAID THAT TOSH.0 IS

234. THE GAYEST SHOW IN ALL OF

235. TELEVISION.

236. HOW COULD ANYONE INTERPRET MY

237. COMEDY, MY ART, AS HOMOSEXUAL?

238. I GIVE YOU CIRQUE DU SO GAY.

239. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE GAY.

240. DING DING DING DING.

241. OH, IT'S LED US TO THE GAYEST

242. PLACE IN THE WORLD.

243. WEST HOLLYWOOD.

244. DO YOU ENCOURAGE EVERYONE, GAY

245. OR STRAIGHT, TO TRY ASS PLAY?

246. WELL, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT IF

247. A MAN SHOULD LIKE DOWN WITH

248. ANOTHER MAN, THAT IT'S AN

249. ABOMINATION.

250. BUT WHAT ABOUT TWO CHICKS

251. GETTING IT ON?

252. OH, IT DON'T SAY NOTHING

253. ABOUT THAT.

254. OH, MY, CHRIS, WE HAVE OUR

255. WORK CUT OUT FOR US.

256. WHAT'S IN SAN FRANCISCO?

257. HOMELESS AND QUEERS.

258. TALK ABOUT YOUR TOP GUN.

259. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ON TV RIGHT

260. NOW.

261. YES, I KNOW THAT.

262. BUT YOU'RE ON TV TOO, TALKING

263. ABOUT YOU GAY.

264. FINALLY SOME PASSION!

265. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GAY

266. FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?

267. HOW THE AM I SUPPOSED

268. TO KNOW?

269. AND WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NOW?

270. JUSTIN BIEBER.

271. HE LOVES MEN.

272. THE JONAS BROTHERS.

273. YEAH.

274. THE JONAS BROTHERS?

275. THEY'RE ALL GAY TOO.

276. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY BUTT?

277. I'M STRAIGHT.

278. I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH.

279. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I

280. AM A HUMUNGOUS CELEBRITY.

281. I CAN GET A TABLE AT ANY

282. RESTAURANT IN HERMOSA BEACH WITH

283. LITTLE TO NO WAIT ON MOST

284. WEEKNIGHTS.

285. ONLY THE BIGGEST OF A-LISTERS

286. COULD EVER HOPE TO SHARE THE

287. SPOTLIGHT WITH YOURS TRULY.

288. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

289. HEY, BOYS.

290. I AM TV LEGEND ALAN THICKE.

291. BRANDI CHASTAIN.

292. THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET ME STAR

293. IN RAD II.

294. ARE YOU READY TO KNOCK THE

295. OUT OF SOMEBODY?

296. THAT'S BAD LUCK, THAT'S BAD

297. LUCK!

298. I JUST WANT TO SAY — WHOA,

299. CHECK, CHECK!

300. DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HER

301. STUPID PREGNANT FACE?

302. THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO WISH THE

303. JEFF DUNHAM SHOW WAS STILL ON

304. THE AIR.

305. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

306. YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME ENOUGH!

307. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BIZZY?

308. THE ACT OF PLACING THE HEAD

309. OF ONE'S PENIS INSIDE THE

310. FORESKIN OF ANOTHER'S PENIS.

311. I'M NOT THREATENED BY YOU

312. PHYSICALLY, SO IT'S A YES FROM

313. ME.

314. UH, THE ANSWER IS, "LET'S DO

315. IT IN THE BUTT, OKAY."

316. BOSOX CLAY BUCHHOLZ CAN'T

317. LIKE THIS.

318. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

319. IT'S SLEDGE-O-MATIC!

320. WHOA!

321. SORRY, I'M TOO FAMOUS TO DIE.

322. I'VE HELPED COUNTLESS LOST

323. SOULS FROM THE INTERNET.

324. SOME CALL IT GOD'S WORK, BUT GOD

325. TOOK SIX DAYS.

326. I DO IT IN 30 MINUTES.

327. LET'S TAKE ONE LAST LOOK BACK AT

328. ALL THE STUPID LIVES I'VE

329. CHANGED.

330. THIS IS TOSH.0.

331. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW.

332. FIRST TRY.

333. YES.

334. WATCH HER GO.

335. WHAT TIME IS IT?

336. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL.

337. THANK YOU.

338. YOU'RE IN HOLLYWOOD.

339. YEAH.

340. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE, AND

341. PRAYER, YOU KNOW, DO CHANGE

342. THINGS, YOU KNOW.

343. WHO'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON

344. YOU'VE MET?

345. YOU.

346. I NEEDED THAT.

347. THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOU

348. READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

349. DAMN SURE AM.

350. I DAMN SURE AM.

351. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY

352. LIFE!

353. GOOD TIME TO TRY OUT THAT NEW

354. KITE.

355. THE BAD BOYS WIN!

356. I'M ON A BUTTERFLY.

357. TAKE HER TO POUND TOWN.

358. THAT GUY'S GOT OVER 5 MILLION

359. HITS ON YOUTUBE!

360. PSSH!

361. THANK YOU.

362. THANK YOU.

363. I WILL TREASURE THOSE MOMENTS

364. FOR THE REST OF THIS BROADCAST.

365. BUT BEFORE WE GO, HERE'S SOME

366. NEW FRIENDS THAT I HOPE TO

367. REDEEM NEXT SEASON, AT 10:00

368. P.M. ON TUESDAYS.

369. IT LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAUN TO

370. ME.

371. WHO ALL SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN, SAY

372. YEAH!

373. YEAH!

374. OH, MY.

375. MY NAME IS PHIL DAVIDSON, AND

376. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MY TONE

377. TONIGHT!

378. NOT IN THE METROPLEX AREA.

379. HOW'S YOUR KIDS?

380. HOW'S YOUR WIFE?

381. AND HOW'S YOUR HUSBAND?

382. 'CAUSE THEY RAPING EVERYBODY OUT

383. HERE.

384. OH!

385. OH!

386. A LOT OF PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE,

387. YOU'RE CALLING ME A HOMO.

388. STOP CALLING ME A HOMO, OR YOU

389. WILL BE SORRY.

390. IT'S OKAY, FAT ASS.

391. THERE'S STILL SOME MORE SHOW.

392. THIS SEASON HAS HAD SOME STRONG

393. PERFORMANCES BY A LOT OF PEOPLE,

394. BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MVP.

395. SO WE NARROWED IT DOWN TO OUR

396. FOUR FAVORITES.

397. FIRST UP, THE FORMER WORST

398. COMEDIAN EVER, DARRELL BLUETT

399. JOINS US.

400. THANKS, DANIEL, FOR HAVING

401. ME.

402. HEY, BUDDY, MY PLEASURE.

403. HAVE PEOPLE BEEN RECOGNIZING YOU

404. SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON MY SHOW?

405. YEAH, THEY CALL ME "BEANS AND

406. CORNBREAD" WHEN THEY SEE ME.

407. THEY SAY, "THERE'S THAT BEANS

408. AND CORNBREAD GUY."

409. THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

410. UH, AND WHY DO YOU DESERVE TO BE

411. THE MVP OF SEASON TWO?

412. BECAUSE I'M A GREAT PERSON

413. AND I'M A FUNNY PERSON, AND I

414. LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

415. OH, OKAY THEN.

416. THANK YOU.

417. NEXT UP, A STAFF FAVORITE.

418. FANNY, FROM THE "RISKY BUSINESS"

419. REDEMPTION.

420. HI.

421. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

422. HEY, FANNY.

423. HOW OLD ARE YOU, AND WHEN WILL

424. YOU BE 18?

425. I'M 16, AND I'LL BE 18 IN TWO

426. YEARS IN AUGUST.

427. MARK YOUR CALENDARS!

428. NOW, WHY DO YOU DESERVE TO BE

429. THE MVP?

430. WELL, I DON'T CARE, BUT I

431. KIND OF WANT YOU TO STOP

432. CONTACTING ME.

433. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

434. AH!

435. NEXT, WHO WHO COULD FORGET WHAT

436. WHAT IN THE BUTT?

437. SAMWELL'S HERE.

438. HELLO, DANIEL.

439. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

440. FINE.

441. HOW'S BEING GAY GOING?

442. IT'S GOING GREAT.

443. HOW'S BEING WHITE GOING?

444. REALLY NEAT.

445. WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE MVP?

446. I'VE TOUCHED SO MANY PEOPLE

447. WITH MY WORK.

448. I'VE TOUCHED THEM, THEY'VE

449. TOUCHED ME.

450. THAT ALONE SHOULD MAKE ME MVP.

451. SHOCKING THAT YOU WOULD HAVE

452. A GAY RESPONSE.

453. ALL RIGHT.

454. FINALLY THERE'S A DARK HORSE

455. CANDIDATE.

456. IT'S THE HOST OF TOSH.0, DANIEL

457. TOSH.

458. OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, AS

459. USUAL.

460. THANKS.

461. YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF.

462. I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS

463. JACKET.

464. TELL ME WHY YOU DESERVE TO BE

465. THE MVP.

466. LET ME START BY SAYING IT'S

467. AN HONOR JUST TO BE NOMINATED

468. ALONGSIDE FANNY AND THOSE OTHER

469. TWO BLACK GUYS.

470. BUT LET'S BE HONEST, THIS SHOW

471. WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.

472. HE DOES MAKE A COMPELLING

473. ARGUMENT.

474. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT

475. WHO WILL BE THE MVP.

476. AND THE WINNER IS DANIEL TOSH.

477. THIS IS A TOTAL SHOCK.

478. UH, SORRY GUYS, I COULDN'T BE

479. THERE IN PERSON TO ACCEPT THIS

480. AWARD.

481. I — I — PFOOH.

482. I WANT TO THANK MY DOG.

483. YOU'RE MY ROCK.

484. A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY CURRENT

485. GIRLFRIEND, WHOMEVER THAT MAY

486. BE.

487. UH, AND TO ALL THE PRODUCERS,

488. THE WRITERS, THE GAFFERS, ALL

489. YOU GUYS, IF IT WEREN'T FOR

490. UNIONS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

491. WOULD BE FIRED.

492. I CAN DO ALL OF YOUR JOBS BETTER

493. THAN YOU.

494. WHAT A GRACIOUS WINNER.

495. NOW, A FEW WEEKS BACK, I CREATED

496. THE CACAO CHALLENGE AND ASKED

497. YOU GUYS TO FILM YOURSELF EATING

498. ONE ENTIRE BAR OF 100% CACAO

499. CHOCOLATE.

500. AS MANY OF YOU FOUND OUT, IT'S

501. LIKE CHEWING ON

502. CHARCOAL-FLAVORED CHALK.

503. THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

504. OH, MY GOD.

505. OH, MY GOD.

506. OH, GOD.

507. UHH!

508. IT'S REALLY DRY.

509. OH, THIS TASTES LIKE.

510. IT TASTES LIKE OPEN ASS.

511. SEVEN MORE TO GO.

512. I FEEL LIKE MY MOUTH IS BEING

513. PERMANENTLY CLOSED.

514. IT'S ACTUALLY BECOMING HARD

515. FOR ME TO SWALLOW.

516. I'M GONNA THROW UP.

517. DON'T WORRY.

518. IF I PUKE, BABY, IT'S GOING ALL

519. OVER YOU.

520. I CAN'T DO THIS.

521. CACAO!

522. WHY DO YOU GUYS DO WHAT I SAY?

523. IT ONLY ENCOURAGES ME TO COME UP

524. WITH GROSSER.

525. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THIS

526. WEEK'S VIEWER VIDEO WINNER,

527. EXTRA FRENULUM.

528. AH — AH — AH CHOO!

529. OH, GOD!

530. WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE

531. SHOWER?

532. YOU'D THINK THE BEST PLACE TO BE

533. IF YOU WERE COVERED IN DIARRHEA

534. WOULD BE IN A SHOWER.

535. LIKE, "I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"

536. STILL TO COME, THE PERFECT

537. INTERNET VIDEO.

538. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

539. IMPORTANT THINGS WITH DEMETRI

540. MARTIN.

541. WELCOME BACK.

542. NEXT SEASON, NEW DAY AND TIME,

543. TOSH, TUESDAYS AT 10:00.

544. CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT, YOU

545. FUDGE-PACKERS?

546. TOSH, TUESDAYS AT 10:00 IN 2011.

547. IT LOSES A RING TOWARD THE END.

548. SINCE THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE

549. OF THE SEASON, I THOUGHT I

550. SHOULD DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR

551. THE FANS WHO ACTUALLY DRAG THEIR

552. ASSES DOWN HERE TO WATCH US TAPE

553. THE SHOW.

554. THAT'S WHY I GOT EVERYONE IN

555. TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE TEN MINUTES

556. WITH THIS PROSTITUTE.

557. HUH?

558. YEAH.

559. SUCK ON THAT, OPRAH.

560. WE ALL HAVE TO TAKE TURNS, SO

561. REACH UNDER YOUR SEAT TO FIND

562. OUT WHAT ORDER YOU'RE GOING IN.

563. REMEMBER, YOU ONLY HAVE TEN

564. MINUTES WITH CAROL, SO MAKE IT

565. COUNT.

566. ANYTHING GOES, EVEN JELLY

567. DOUGHNUTS.

568. IS EVERYONE IN THIS AUDIENCE

569. CLEAN?

570. OKAY, THEN NO CONDOMS.

571. IT WILL HELP SPEED THIS THING

572. UP.

573. KEEP UP WITH OUR BLOG, WHICH I

574. WILL BE UPDATING DURING OUR

575. VACATION.

576. HOPE TO SEE YOU ON THE TOSH TOUR

577. 2010, AND PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON

578. TWITTER.

579. YOU CAN ALSO WATCH FULL EPISODES

580. OF TOSH.0 ON FLO TV LIVE MOBILE

581. TELEVISION.

582. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I WAS TORN

583. ABOUT WHAT TO SHOW YOU AS THE

584. FINAL VIDEO OF THE YEAR.

585. I WANTED SOMETHING THAT HAD IT

586. ALL.

587. SKATEBOARDS, FIRE, ASIANS, LIKE,

588. WEIRD FETISH STUFF.

589. THE PROBLEM IS, THERE'S NEVER

590. BEEN A VIDEO WITH EVERYTHING

591. UNTIL NOW.

592. HEY!

593. HEY, KID!

594. AAH!

595. GODZILLA!

596. YEAH!

597. OH!

598. HELP!

599. MY BABY'S ON FIRE!

600. THANK YOU.

601. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON.

602. GOOD NIGHT.