1. - AH.
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3. WELCOME TO TOSH.0.
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4. I'VE BEEN FLACCID FOR EXACTLY
SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS.
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5. I'VE NEVER GONE EIGHT.
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6. TONIGHT ON THE SHOW,
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7. THE WORST WEATHERMAN EVER
GETS A WEB REDEMPTION,
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8. I HAVE A HEARTWARMING
REUNION WITH A LION,
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9. AND I SPOIL
A MODERN-DAY CLASSIC.
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10. NOW TAKE ME BACK
TO THAT MERRY-GO-WRONG.
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11. THAT IS HOW THEY TRAIN
ASTRONAUTS IN POOR COUNTRIES.
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12. I'VE LOST SO MANY FRIENDS
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13. THIS NEXT VIDEO FEATURES
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14. WHICH ISN'T SAYING A LOT,
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15. SINCE EVERY DJ
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16. SAMANTHA RONSON IS HOT.
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17. SOMEBODY HAD A GOOD B.M.
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18. THE "E" HE TOOK WAS ENSURE.
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19. I WAS AT THAT RAVE,
AND I WAS TRIPPING MY FACE OFF.
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20. GET THERE EARLY, THAT CLUB
CLOSES AT 8:00 P.M. SHARP.
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WHAT HAPPENS
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25. I CAN'T WAIT FOR GALLAGHER
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26. DON'T TOUCH IT.
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27. I'M TAKING IT BACK
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28. ONE TIME I BOUGHT A PUMPKIN
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29. THAT HAD AN ENTIRE
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30. I WISH THERE WAS
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31. ABOUT WATERMELONS
THAT WASN'T RACIST.
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34. DOES ANYONE
IN THIS COUNTRY
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35. KNOW HOW TO STOP
A GODDAMN SPILL?
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36. QUICK, USE YOUR ABS
TO WALL OFF THE WATER.
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37. THAT SUCKS.
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38. I WAS REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD
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39. TO WATCHING THAT GAY WAD
CURL 28 POUNDS.
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40. KILLING YOUR FISH
IS ONE WAY
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41. FOR IT TO SMELL
LIKE IN YOUR ROOM.
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42. LUCKILY, ALL HIS VALUABLES
ARE HANGING ON THE WALL.
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43. THAT'S NO PLACE
FOR A BACKPACK.
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44. THIS NEXT GUY
HAS HORRIBLE TABLE MANNERS.
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45. UNBREAKABLE.
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46. JUST LIKE THE BOND
BETWEEN LEVI AND BRISTOL.
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47. YOU KNOW WRESTLING
IS FAKE, RIGHT?
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48. WHO TOLD THE BLIND GUY
WE HAD A TRAMPOLINE?
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49. NOW HANG HIS HORRIBLE HAIRCUT
NEXT TO THE ANTLERS.
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50. HERE'S SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T
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51. IT'S OFFICIALLY IMPOSSIBLE
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52. TO GET OUT OF SALSA LESSONS
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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53. HE'S REALLY USING
THAT CRUTCH AS A CRUTCH.
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54. AND ONE, AND ONE, AND ONE,
AND ONE, AND ONE, AND ONE,
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55. AND ONE, AND ONE, AND ONE,
AND ONE, AND ONE,
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56. AND ONE, AND ONE, AND ONE.
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57. I BET HE'S CELEBRATING BECAUSE
HE GOT THE BEST PARKING SPOT.
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58. YET HE'S THE ABSOLUTE
WORST AT LIMBO.
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59. 'CAUSE YOU NEED—UGH.
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60. WHAT'S NEXT?
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61. A WINDOWLESS VAN WITH
A JET SKI IN THE BACK?
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62. THAT'S NOT FAIR
TO THE OTHER MOLESTERS.
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63. NO CHILD WILL
BE ABLE TO RESIST.
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64. NOW LET'S MAKE FUN OF
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65. A MAN WHO LIVES IN A VAN
DOWN BY THE RIVER!
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66. IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.
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67. NOTHING BETTER
THAN A DAY ON THE WATER.
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68. BOOZE, BABES,
AND JUMPING WAKES.
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69. TIME TO DRY DOCK
THAT SEA-DOO.
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70. AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
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71. THE GUY WHO WAS TOO CHEAP
TO BUY A TWO-SEATER
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72. CAN'T AFFORD
A TRAILER EITHER.
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73. ON THE UPSIDE,
IT FREES UP THE HITCH
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74. FOR A PAIR OF
THOSE SWEET TRUCK NUTS.
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75. SO WHAT IF
THE FLOOR GETS WET?
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76. THAT SHAGGIN' WAGON NEEDED
A GOOD RINSING ANYHOW.
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77. HE LINES IT UP PERFECTLY.
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78. IS THIS
THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR?
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79. NOW SMASH THE GAS AND
GET YOUR ASS TO HOOTERS
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80. BEFORE HAPPY HOUR ENDS,
BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
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81. I'M NOT PAYING FULL PRICE
FOR THOSE WINGS.
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82. AW, MAN!
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83. HOW WILL YOU
SELL YOUR SPEAKERS
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84. NOW THAT YOUR
STORE IS UNDERWATER?
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85. IF THIS VAN'S A SINKIN',
SOMEBODY'S BEEN DRINKIN'.
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86. IN SOME PARTS OF THE ALABAMA,
THAT'S CONSIDERED A YACHT.
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87. IT'S LIKE
A WHITE TRASH TITANIC.
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88. - WOULDN'T BE SO FUNNY
IF IT WAS YOUR VAN, LADY.
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89. BUT YOU DID CATCH
THE SEA-DON'T ON TAPE,
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90. AND FOR THAT WE THANK YOU.
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91. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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92. WITH THE WORST WEATHERMAN
EVER'S WEB REDEMPTION.
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93. BUT FIRST, HERE'S
YOUR DICK OF THE WEEK.
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94. - IT'S TRASH DAY.
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95. - UH...
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96. 32 DEGREES, AND...
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UM...
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98. THE FOUR-DAY FORECAST,
WE HAVE A HIGH CHANCE OF SNOW.
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99. AND, UH...
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100. - TODAY'S FORECAST,
CLOUDY
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101. WITH A CHANCE OF
SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER.
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102. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE
THAT UNCOMFORTABLE
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103. IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN
SINCE LAST WEEK'S TOSH.0.
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104. HIS NAME IS LOUIS, AND
HE'S THE AWFUL WEATHERMAN.
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105. WE DON'T NEED WEATHERMEN
IN CALIFORNIA
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106. BECAUSE THERE'S JUST
ONE KIND OF WEATHER HERE—
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107. NICE.
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108. IF I WANNA EXPERIENCE SNOW,
I'LL FLY FIRST-CLASS TO ASPEN.
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109. AW, YOU GUYS
HAVE TO GO COACH.
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110. THROUGH DENVER.
THEN GET ON A BUS.
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111. L.A. ONLY HAS WEATHER REPORTERS
AS AN EXCUSE
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112. TO PUT HOT ASIAN CHICKS
WITH FAKE BOOBS ON TV.
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113. AW, CHECK OUT
THOSE WEATHER BALLOONS.
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114. YOU'RE THE BEST, ELITA.
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115. THE ONLY REASON THEY HAVE JOBS
IS BECAUSE WE'RE TOO LAZY
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116. TO PUT DOWN THE REMOTE AND STICK
OUR GIANT HEADS OUT A WINDOW.
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117. WEATHER CENTER?
MORE LIKE BULLFACTORY.
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118. YOU MEAN IT'S GONNA GET COLDER
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN?
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119. THE VISIBILITY IS TWO MILES?
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120. I'M NOT A HAWK
IN SEARCH OF FOOD.
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121. I DON'T CARE.
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122. WEATHER IS ONLY EXCITING
WHEN IT KILLS PEOPLE.
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123. AND NOTICE HOW THEY ALWAYS SAY
THERE'S A CHANCE OF RAIN?
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124. UH, YEAH, THERE'S A CHANCE
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125. DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS
WILL BE GOOD.
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126. LET ME DESCRIBE
EVERY WEATHERMAN IN THE WORLD.
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127. LOUD JACKET, SPRAY TAN, BIG
HAIR, ON THE VERGE OF SUICIDE,
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128. NAME IS SOMETHING FAKE—
LIKE DALLAS RAINES.
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129. THE ONLY OTHER INDUSTRY
WITH NAMES THAT IDIOTIC IS PORN.
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130. AND CAN WE PLEASE STOP CALLING
WEATHERMEN METEOROLOGISTS?
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131. LET'S SAVE
THE FANCY SCIENCE NAMES
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132. FOR THE GUYS
WHO DO SCIENCE.
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133. NO ONE'S GIVEN AL ROKER
A NOBEL PRIZE FOR SAYING,
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134. "HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING
IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS."
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135. BUT IF LOUIS WANTS
TO BE THE LEAST RESPECTED
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136. MEMBER OF A NEWS TEAM,
I SAY WHY NOT?
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137. THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT HIM
TO HOLLYWOOD THIS WEEK
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138. FOR A 90% CHANCE
OF REDEMPTION.
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139. LOUIS.
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140. - HI, THERE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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141. - GREAT.
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142. - THANKS FOR COMING TO
THE TOSH.0 WEATHER CENTER.
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143. JUST BOUGHT MYSELF
A DOPPLER TOSH.3,000,000.
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144. - DOPPLER, WOW.
- WELL, IF THINGS GO WELL,
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145. I'M PROBABLY GONNA
LET YOU USE THIS.
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146. BUT RIGHT NOW,
LET'S GO HEAD DOWN
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147. TO THE CONTROL CENTER.
- YOU BET.
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148. - WHERE WAS
THAT VIDEO FROM?
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149. - IT'S A PLACE
CALLED OHIO UNIVERSITY,
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150. WHICH IS
LOCATED IN ATHENS.
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151. AT THE TIME I WAS STUDYING
BROADCAST JOURNALISM,
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152. AND I WAS LOOKING JUST
TO GET SOME EXTRA CREDIT
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153. BECAUSE WEATHERMAN
WAS OPTIONAL.
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154. - YOU'D KNOCKED EVERY OTHER
POSITION OUT OF THE PARK.
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155. - YEP.
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156. - WHY NOT CHECK WEATHERMAN
OFF THE BUCKET LIST?
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157. - I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAY
TO SHIFT MY BODY,
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158. AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT
SINCE WE WERE FILMING LIVE
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159. I COULDN'T, WELL,
RUN AWAY OR WHATEVER,
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160. SO I JUST HAD
TO STAND UP THERE
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161. AND JUST DO
THE BEST THAT I COULD.
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162. - I WOULD HAVE RAN AWAY.
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163. I DON'T THINK "AWFUL WEATHERMAN"
IS A GOOD TITLE FOR YOU.
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164. I KNOW WHAT I WOULD
LIKE MY NAME TO BE.
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165. - WHAT?
- WEINER DRIZZLE.
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166. - THAT WOULD BE A GOOD NAME.
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167. THIS IS WEINER DRIZZLE...
- AND HURRICANE LOU.
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168. - HURRICANE LOU?
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169. - YEAH, WHY NOT?
- I'M A FAN.
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170. WERE PEOPLE LAUGHING?
- OH, HECK NO.
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171. I MEAN, BEHIND
THE SCENES THERE WAS,
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172. LIKE,
CREW MEN GOING, LIKE...
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173. "NO, NO, THIS WAY."
"NO, GO THAT WAY."
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174. AND IT WAS LIKE...
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175. WERE YOU SURPRISED
AT HOW POPULAR IT BECAME?
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176. - THE MOST SURPRISING
THING ABOUT IT
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177. WAS THAT PEOPLE HAVE A
CONJECTURE, THEY HAVE A THOUGHT
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178. THAT I'D STAGED THIS.
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179. THAT THIS
WAS AN IDEA OF MINE.
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180. AND THAT I WAS JUST BEING
A COMEDIAN PUTTING ON A SKIT.
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181. - THAT'S A PRETTY BOLD MOVE.
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182. - I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW
THAT NO,
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183. THAT WAS ME ACTING PERFECTLY
NATURAL, OFF THE CUFF.
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184. - I'M GLAD
YOU PUT THAT TO REST.
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185. AT THE END DID YOU
JUST TAKE YOUR PAPERS AND...
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186. STACK THEM AND GO, "NAILED IT,"
AND WALKED OUT?
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187. - THAT WOULD'VE PROBABLY
BLOWN EVERYBODY'S MIND.
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188. IF YOU'D HAVE
JUST BEEN LIKE, "PERFECT,"
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189. AND JUST WALKED OUT
OF THE STUDIO.
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190. BREAKING NEWS...
HURRICANE MOVING IN.
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191. I'M WEINER DRIZZLE.
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192. AND I'M HURRICANE LOU
WITH THE WEATHER.
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193. - I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU
A PROFESSIONAL, LOUIS.
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194. SO I INVITED
THE HOST OF GOOD DAY L.A.,
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195. AND SHE DOES
THE FORECAST FOR THE NFL.
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196. PLEASE WELCOME
JILLIAN REYNOLDS.
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197. - HI.
HEY, LOUIS.
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198. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO MEET YOU.
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199. SO LOUIS, I SAW THE TAPE, AND—
- WHAT'D YOU THINK?
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200. YOU HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL,
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201. WE JUST NEED TO
REALLY LOOSEN YOU UP A LOT.
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202. PEOPLE CAN GET THEIR WEATHER
OFF THE INTERNET.
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203. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE
SOMETHING TO GIVE THE PEOPLE.
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204. DOESN'T IT HELP TO BE
A HOT WOMAN OR A BLACK FAT MAN?
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205. THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
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206. - WHAT WAS THE—TELL HER
THE NAME YOU CAME UP WITH.
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207. - I CAME UP WITH HURRICANE LOU.
- OKAY, I LIKE THAT.
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208. BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE
THE GOODS TO BACK UP.
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209. YOU'RE MORE
LIKE MARINE LAYER LOU.
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210. - MARINE LAYER LOU'S
NOT A BAD NAME.
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211. I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I KINDA LIKE IT.
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212. - LET'S TRY TO THROW OUT
SOME CITIES AT YOU
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213. AND SEE HOW YOU WORK THE MAP,
AS WE LIKE TO SAY. OKAY?
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214. HOW ABOUT PORTLAND?
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215. - PORTLAND, OKAY, UH...
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216. - AGAIN, NO BACK
TO THE CAMERA, LOUIS!
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217. NO BACK TO THE CAMERA.
- NO BACK TO THE CAMERA.
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218. - NOBODY WANTS TO
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220. - ALBUQUERQUE.
UH, IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.
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221. - I THINK
THAT LOOKS NATURAL.
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222. WHERE DID
HARRY MEET SALLY?
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223. - HARRY MET SALLY
IN SEATTLE.
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224. - NO,
THAT WAS SLEEPLESS.
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225. - NEW YORK, OKAY.
SO... WAIT.
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226. - AGAIN.
THERE YOU GO.
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227. - I ACTUALLY
KINDA LIKE THE FAKE-OUT.
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228. - SAN FRANCISCO.
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229. - SAN FRANCISCO
IS RIGHT OVER HERE.
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230. - WHAT'S IN SAN FRANCISCO?
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231. - HOMELESS AND QUEERS.
- HOMELESS AND HOMOS.
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232. - DETROIT.
- RIGHT HERE.
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233. - WACO.
- WACO...
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234. - AUSTIN.
BOISE, BELMONT, NEWARK.
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235. SAN DIEGO, BANGOR...
- WHERE?
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236. - BANGOR!
IT'S IN MAINE.
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237. - OKAY, HOW
WOULD YOU DO MIAMI, LOU?
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238. - MIAMI IS RIGHT DOWN HERE.
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239. - LOU, YOU'RE
DOING WONDERFUL.
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240. THANK YOU, JILLIAN,
FOR HELPING HIM.
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241. - OF COURSE.
THANK YOU.
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242. AND MARINE LAYER LOU,
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
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243. AND I'LL SEE YOU ON
PROBABLY A NATIONAL SHOW
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244. AT SOME POINT.
GOOD LUCK.
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245. - I DIDN'T GET
HER PHONE NUMBER, DID YOU?
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246. - OH, THAT'S RICH.
GO YOURSELF.
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247. YOU.
I'LL DO IT LIVE.
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248. WELCOME BACK, OUR TOP STORY
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249. THE TOSH.0 ACTION NEWS TEAM.
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250. WITH THE FIRST EVER
100-DAY ACCU-FORECAST,
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251. THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW.
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252. MARINE LAYER LOU, ARE YOU READY
TO GIVE US ANOTHER FORECAST?
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253. - YES, I AM.
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254. I'M MARINE LAYER LOU
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255. LOOKS LIKE MID-MORNING
FOG BLANKETING THE AREA.
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256. IN THE AFTERNOON,
SMALL CHANCE OF RAIN.
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257. IT'S REALLY
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258. AND, UH...
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259. LOOK FOR POSSIBLE
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260. FOLLOWED BY GAIL FORCE WINDS,
LATE IN THE DAY.
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261. GOOD TIME TO TRY OUT
THAT NEW KITE.
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262. I'M MARINE LAYER LOU.
AIN'T MOTHER NATURE A BITCH?
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263. BACK TO YOU, DANIEL.
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264. - THANKS, MARINE LAYER LOU.
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265. AFTER THE BREAK, DETAILS ON
A BRUTAL TRIPLE RAPE HOMICIDE.
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266. AND FROM BAD TO WORSE,
THE DODGERS DROP ANOTHER ONE.
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267. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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268. AW.
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269. NICE FORECAST.
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270. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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271. WHY DID YOU TURN?
WHY DID YOU TURN?
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272. - GO LEFT, GO LEFT, GO LEFT!
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273. - I DIDN'T TURN.
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274. - WHAT'S UP WITH
GAY GUYS AND LIONS?
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275. THAT'S THE FAMOUS
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276. HEARTWARMING, I KNOW.
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277. I, TOO, FORMED
A BOND WITH A LION LONG AGO.
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278. AH!
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279. WAH.
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280. YOU SAW THAT THAT WAS COMING
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281. THAT WAS NOT MY LION.
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282. THAT WAS NOT MY LION.
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283. I ENDED UP
KILLING SIX MORE LIONS
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284. BEFORE THEY
MADE ME LEAVE AFRICA.
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285. AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,
JAMES VAN DER BEEK,
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286. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR YOU.
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287. GO TO OUR BLOG
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288. FOR A CHANCE
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289. THIS WEEK'S WINNER
COMES TO US
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290. ALL THE WAY
FROM INVISIBLE ENGINE.
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291. - DOORS OPEN THIS FRIDAY,
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292. SO COME ON DOWN
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293. AW,
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294. - AW,
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295. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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296. WITH MORE NAKED TRUCKER
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297. - HEY, GUYS.
ON NEXT WEEK'S SHOW,
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298. THE PETER PAN GIRLS
GET A WEB REDEMPTION.
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299. RUF-I-O!
RUF-I-OOOOOH!
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300. DON'T MESS WITH RUFIO,
HE IS BADASS.
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301. KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOG
AT COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0.
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302. MAKE SURE YOU
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303. AND KNOW THAT EVERY WEEK,
I'M GONNA FOLLOW THE PERSON
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304. THAT SENDS US THE BEST TWEET
DURING OUR LIVE CHAT.
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305. BALL'S IN YOUR COURT,
FANS I HATE.
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306. FANS I LIKE, MAKE SURE
YOU COME SEE ME
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307. ON THE TOSH TOUR TWENTY TEN.
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308. BEFORE WE GO, IT'S TIME
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309. HUMAN CENTIPEDE,
FIRST SEQUENCE.
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310. NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE,
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311. BUT IF YOU'RE PLANNING
ON SEEING IT
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312. YOU MIGHT WANNA CHANGE
THE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW.
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THIS MOVIE
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314. AND IMMEDIATELY CALLED
ABOUT 20 OF MY FRIENDS
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315. TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE
FOR A VIEWING.
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316. I ORDERED POPEYE'S CHICKEN,
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317. AND THEN I GOT THE SIDES
FROM A GROCERY STORE.
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318. WHICH KIND OF MAKES IT
FEEL A LITTLE NICER, YOU KNOW?
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319. NOW THE FIRST SCENE
OF THIS MOVIE,
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320. IT'S NOT SUBTITLED,
BUT IT'S SET IN GERMANY.
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321. GERMANY'S LIKE WISCONSIN,
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322. ONLY, LIKE, LIKE,
WITH A REALLY BAD PAST.
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323. OKAY, SO THERE'S THESE TWO
AVERAGE-LOOKING GIRLS,
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324. AND THEY'RE
IN THEIR HOTEL ROOM.
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325. THEY'RE AMERICANS, AND THEY'RE
JUST TRAVELING TO EUROPE.
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326. BY THE WAY, GIRLS,
IF YOU EVER GO TO EUROPE,
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327. AND YOU MEET UP WITH
SOME GUY,
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328. HE'S GOING
TO KILL YOU.
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329. AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"OH, OH,
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330. LIKE I'M NOT GONNA GET
RAPED OR KILLED IN AMERICA?"
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331. YEAH, YOU PROBABLY
WILL HERE,
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332. BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOUR ATTACKER IS SAYING.
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333. AND THEN, BO-BOOM!
FLAT TIRE.
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334. AND THEY STOP IMMEDIATELY.
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335. BULLRIGHT THERE.
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336. A WOMAN WILL
DRIVE TWO YEARS ON A FLAT.
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337. THEY GET TO THE HOUSE,
THEY KNOCK ON THE DOOR,
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338. AND THIS CRAZY-LOOKING,
LIKE, GERMAN...
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339. BY THE WAY, HE'S GOT
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340. A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE—
VERY CONTEMPORARY.
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341. HE GOES AND GETS THEM
TWO GLASSES OF WATER
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342. AND HE IMMEDIATELY,
LIKE, OH, OH... DRUG, DRUG.
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343. "AH, I'M GETTING SLEEPY."
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344. AND HER FRIEND'S LIKE,
"WHAT?"
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345. AND HE JUST LOOKS AT HER
AND GOES,
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346. "SIDE EFFECT.
ROHYPNOL, RAPE DRUG."
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347. HE COMES BACK, OPENS HIS DOOR,
HE'S GOT A YOUNG ASIAN BOY.
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348. HE'S GOT ALL THREE OF
THEM STRAPPED DOWN THERE,
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349. AND HE'S EXPLAINING
THE POSITIONS, A, B, AND C.
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350. AND LISTEN, EVERYONE
IN HERE'S LIKE, "A."
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351. THE NEXT SHOT, LIKE,
YOU SEE THIS BLANKET
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352. OVER WHAT IS
THREE PEOPLE ASS TO MOUTH.
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353. BUT YOU'RE
JUST, LIKE, SO EXCITED.
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354. LIKE, TAKE THE BLANKET OFF.
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355. THEY START CRAWLING, AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT HAPPENS.
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356. AND THEN HE TURNS LIKE THIS
AND GOES, "I'M SO SORRY."
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357. WHEN THE DOCTOR
GOES BACK DOWNSTAIRS...
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358. HUMAN CENTIPEDE'S GONE.
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359. HE'S LIKE, "I KNOW
I LEFT IT DOWN HERE."
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360. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT I WOULD
HAVE DONE IN HOUR ONE
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361. IS JUST YANKED AWAY.
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362. I'M OUT OF HERE.
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363. THE ASIAN IS LIKE, LISTEN,
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
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364. RIGHT IN FRONT OF
THE DOCTOR JUST GOES RAH!
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365. DO YOU REALLY WANNA
MAKE IT AT THIS POINT?
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366. RIGHT.
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367. SO THE GIRL IN THE BACK
IS LIKE, UH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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368. SHE DIES.
SO NOW IT'S JUST
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369. TWO DEAD COPS, DEAD DOCTOR,
DEAD A, DEAD C.
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370. AND THE CAMERA JUST PANS OUT
AND, LIKE, UP INTO THE SKY.
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371. AND THAT'S
THE END OF THE MOVIE.
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372. NOW I'M SURE WE HAD
TO CUT SOME OF THAT OUT.
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373. SO TO SEE THE COMPLETE
SPOILER ALERT,
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374. HEAD ON OVER TO OUR BLOG.
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375. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
GOOD NIGHT.
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376. - IT SEEMED LIKE
YOU WEREN'T READY
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377. WHEN THEY TOSSED TO YOU.
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378. MY RECOMMENDATION IS ANYTIME
THEY TOSS TO YOU
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379. THAT YOU'RE NOT READY, YOU JUST
THROW IT RIGHT BACK AT THEM.
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380. YOU READY?
- YEAH.
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381. - AND NOW HERE'S LOUIS.
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382. - BACK TO YOU, DANIEL.
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383. - OKAY, HOW'S THE WEATHER
LOOKING, LOUIS?
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384. - PRETTY GOOD.
TAKE IT AWAY, DANIEL.
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385. - PERFECT.
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386. SEE?
IT WAS RIGHT BACK ON ME.
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387. I'M THE ONE STRICKEN
WITH PANIC.
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