1. WHOA!Copy !req
2. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
3. WHOA!Copy !req
4. WHOA!Copy !req
5. WAS THAT A "SUISLIDE"Copy !req
6. ATTEMPT?Copy !req
7. WELCOME TO TOSH.O.Copy !req
8. IT WAS RECENTLY BROUGHT TO MYCopy !req
9. ATTENTION THAT THERE IS ANOTHERCopy !req
10. TELEVISION SHOW OUT THERE CALLEDCopy !req
11. "THE SOUP," COMPLETELY RIPPINGCopy !req
12. OFF OUR FORMAT.Copy !req
13. THE WHOLE IDEA OF STANDING INCopy !req
14. FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN ANDCopy !req
15. SHOWING CLIPS CAME TO ME IN ACopy !req
16. DREAM.Copy !req
17. IT WAS LIKE A CRAZY DREAM WITHCopy !req
18. GREG KINNEAR, BUT HE DIDN'T LOOKCopy !req
19. LIKE GREG KINNEAR.Copy !req
20. ANYWAY, TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, THECopy !req
21. WORST COMEDIAN EVER GETS A WEBCopy !req
22. REDEMPTION.Copy !req
23. I SATIATE YOUR APPETITE FORCopy !req
24. PUKE.Copy !req
25. AND WE SEE WHO TWITTER HATESCopy !req
26. MORE.Copy !req
27. ME OR LEBRON JAMES.Copy !req
28. NOW CAN WE HEAD BACK TO THATCopy !req
29. LOW-FLOW WATER PARK?Copy !req
30. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
31. WHOA!Copy !req
32. WHOA!Copy !req
33. DAMN DROUGHTS.Copy !req
34. THOSE WATERS DO NOT APPEAR TO BECopy !req
35. RAGING.Copy !req
36. AT LEAST THEY DON'T NEED TOWELS.Copy !req
37. THEY DO, BUT FOR, LIKE, BLOOD.Copy !req
38. BEATS SWIMMING IN THE GULF.Copy !req
39. THERE'S A GOOD POSSIBILITY THISCopy !req
40. NEXT GUY IS GIVING IT TO YOURCopy !req
41. MOTHER.Copy !req
42. HOW MANY TIMES YOU SAY YOU'VECopy !req
43. BEEN HERE?Copy !req
44. 40 TIMES.Copy !req
45. 40 TIMES.Copy !req
46. WHY?Copy !req
47. I MEAN, WHY?Copy !req
48. WHAT BRINGS YOU TO HEDONISM THATCopy !req
49. MANY TIMES?Copy !req
50. THE WILD WOMEN, THE WILDCopy !req
51. WOMEN.Copy !req
52. THE RIPPING AND THE TEARING, THECopy !req
53. RIPPING AND THE TEARING.Copy !req
54. THEN AROUND 6:00, IT'S TIMECopy !req
55. FOR THE SLEEPING AND THECopy !req
56. SNORING, THE SLEEPING AND THECopy !req
57. SNORING.Copy !req
58. ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED A GUYCopy !req
59. IN A SPEEDO IS BEING CREEPY?Copy !req
60. DON'T THROW OUT YOUR BACK, RICK.Copy !req
61. YOU NEED THAT FOR THE RIPPINGCopy !req
62. AND THE TEARING.Copy !req
63. THIS IS THE MOST HONEST CIALISCopy !req
64. COMMERCIAL I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
65. THE WILD WOMEN, THE WILDCopy !req
66. WOMEN.Copy !req
67. THE RIPPING AND THE TEARING, THECopy !req
68. RIPPING AND THE TEARING.Copy !req
69. GIVE ME THAT.Copy !req
70. MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHAT TIMECopy !req
71. YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH.Copy !req
72. ARE YOU RIPPING AND TEARING?Copy !req
73. NOT WITHOUT ME, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
74. WHOA!Copy !req
75. WHY COULDN'T THE MOVIE "COUPLESCopy !req
76. RETREAT" BE THIS ENTERTAINING?Copy !req
77. WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
78. NO!Copy !req
79. OH!Copy !req
80. REJECTED!Copy !req
81. MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST BE ONE OFCopy !req
82. THOSE INDOOR KIDS THAT READS.Copy !req
83. MAYBE MOLLY MAIDS THERE WILLCopy !req
84. HELP CLEAN UP YOUR FACE.Copy !req
85. THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY HARD.Copy !req
86. I WANT TO TRY.Copy !req
87. SCORE.Copy !req
88. DO YOU WANT ME TO HONESTLY TELLCopy !req
89. YOU HOW MANY TIMES THAT TOOK?Copy !req
90. YEAH.Copy !req
91. ONE.Copy !req
92. YOU THINK YOUR MORNING COMMUTECopy !req
93. SUCKS.Copy !req
94. TRAFFIC HAS SLOWED TO A CRAWL.Copy !req
95. I'M OKAY.Copy !req
96. JUST PUSHING MY BOX TO WORK WITHCopy !req
97. MY BACKWARD LEGS.Copy !req
98. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
99. CAN WE KEEP HIM?Copy !req
100. AS LONG AS HE STAYS OFF THECopy !req
101. COUCH, DANIEL.Copy !req
102. DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HIM.Copy !req
103. HE IS UNDEFEATED IN TWISTER.Copy !req
104. HE'S LATE FOR WORK AT ERNST &Copy !req
105. YOUNG.Copy !req
106. HE'S A COFFEE TABLE IN THECopy !req
107. WAITING ROOM.Copy !req
108. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ME.Copy !req
109. LET'S CHECK OUT WHAT'S GOING ONCopy !req
110. IN THE HIV LANE.Copy !req
111. I MEAN, THE HOV LANE.Copy !req
112. GREAT.Copy !req
113. NOW THE DATE'S RUINED.Copy !req
114. IT'S HARD TO KEEP YOUR BALANCECopy !req
115. WITH A BONER IN YOUR BUTT.Copy !req
116. AT LEAST THEY WENT DOWN IN ACopy !req
117. TENDER EMBRACE.Copy !req
118. NO HELMETS, EITHER.Copy !req
119. I HOPE THEY USE PROTECTION INCopy !req
120. THE BEDROOM DURING.Copy !req
121. THIS NEXT VIDEO'S REALLY STRONG.Copy !req
122. ISN'T BRA SHOPPING JUST ACopy !req
123. NIGHTMARE, LADIES?Copy !req
124. ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUT 20 SECONDSCopy !req
125. ON THE CLOCK SO YOU LOSERS ATCopy !req
126. HOME DON'T GO, "THERE WASN'T 20Copy !req
127. SECONDS ON THE CLOCK THIS WEEK."Copy !req
128. CHECK OUT THOSE WASHBOARDCopy !req
129. TITTIES.Copy !req
130. THAT'S A SOLID FOOT AND A HALFCopy !req
131. OF CLEAVAGE.Copy !req
132. SHE'S GOT THE SITUATION ON HERCopy !req
133. JUGS.Copy !req
134. IT'S LESS DISGUSTING THATCopy !req
135. MADONNA'S VEINY BODY.Copy !req
136. "BUT MADONNA'S 50."Copy !req
137. SHE'S STILL DISGUSTING.Copy !req
138. TO MOTORBOAT THOSE THINGS, I'DCopy !req
139. RECOMMEND A MOTORBOAT.Copy !req
140. AN EVINRUDE.Copy !req
141. 250 HORSEPOWER OUTBOARD.Copy !req
142. THAT'LL GET YOU TO YOUR FAVORITECopy !req
143. FISHING HOLE IN A HURRY.Copy !req
144. WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
145. NOW IT'S TIME FOR A TYLER PERRYCopy !req
146. ORIGINAL, MADEA GOES TO THECopy !req
147. PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
148. SHE'S HIGHER THAN HERCopy !req
149. CHOLESTEROL LEVEL.Copy !req
150. LET'S WATCH GRAVITY DO SOME OFCopy !req
151. ITS BEST WORK IN THIS WEEK'SCopy !req
152. BREAKDOWN BASED ON THE NOVELCopy !req
153. PUSH BY SAPPHIRE.Copy !req
154. PLAYGROUNDS IN CLEVELAND AREN'TCopy !req
155. VERY CHEERFUL THESE DAYS.Copy !req
156. BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA STOPCopy !req
157. MONIQUE AND HER WHITE BOYFRIENDCopy !req
158. FROM USING THE SWING.Copy !req
159. I'M IMPRESSED HE'S ABLE TO PUSHCopy !req
160. HER.Copy !req
161. MOST PEOPLE WOULD AVOID HERCopy !req
162. SWINGING TOWARD THEM LIKE THECopy !req
163. BOULDER FROM INDIANA JONES.Copy !req
164. NOTICE, THEY HAD TO BRING THEIRCopy !req
165. CHAPERONE TO SIT ON TOP OF THECopy !req
166. SWING TO ANCHOR IT TO THE EARTH.Copy !req
167. I AM GONNA POINT OUT THAT HE'SCopy !req
168. BLACK, SO I ASSUME HE JUMPED UPCopy !req
169. THERE.Copy !req
170. OH!Copy !req
171. EVERY PLAYGROUND NEEDS ACopy !req
172. "FATAPULT."Copy !req
173. UH-OH.Copy !req
174. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE LOST THEIRCopy !req
175. HAPPY THOUGHT.Copy !req
176. SORRY, HAITI.Copy !req
177. THAT'S AT LEAST AN 8.2.Copy !req
178. HER ASS IS BUILT FOR CRASHCopy !req
179. LANDINGS, AND LUCKILY, HER BLACKCopy !req
180. BOX LOOKS RECOVERABLE.Copy !req
181. OOH!Copy !req
182. UH-OH.Copy !req
183. YOU OKAY?Copy !req
184. UHH!Copy !req
185. THERE GOES HER HAIR.Copy !req
186. HER WEAVE JUST UNWOVE.Copy !req
187. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WARRENCopy !req
188. SAPP.Copy !req
189. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO GET THEIRCopy !req
190. "HURR" DID.Copy !req
191. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.Copy !req
192. OOH!Copy !req
193. UH-OH.Copy !req
194. YOU OKAY?Copy !req
195. SHE LOOKS FINE.Copy !req
196. IF AMELIA EARHART PROVEDCopy !req
197. ANYTHING, IT'S THAT WOMEN ARECopy !req
198. TERRIBLE AT FLYING.Copy !req
199. AND IF THIS VIDEO PROVEDCopy !req
200. ANYTHING, IT'S THAT JUNGLE GYMCopy !req
201. FEVER CAN STILL BE DANGEROUS.Copy !req
202. AND FOR THAT, WE SAY, "OH, NO,Copy !req
203. HE DIDN'T."Copy !req
204. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THECopy !req
205. WORLD'S WORST COMEDIAN, BUTCopy !req
206. FIRST, IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITECopy !req
207. SEGMENT, "LOOK AT THAT OLDCopy !req
208. JUGGLIN' BITCH."Copy !req
209. YOU KNOW, THE OTHER DAY, ICopy !req
210. WAS OUT THERE TO THE SHOPPINGCopy !req
211. MALL, OUT THERE AT THE GREENWOODCopy !req
212. MALL, AND THERE WAS THIS BIG,Copy !req
213. FAT LADY OUT THERE, AND SHE WASCopy !req
214. TRYING ON THIS SHIRT.Copy !req
215. NEXT THING I KNEW, I SAW IT ALLCopy !req
216. OF A SUDDEN GO —Copy !req
217. HER FAT STARTED POPPING OUT OFCopy !req
218. THE SHIRT.Copy !req
219. I'M TALKING ABOUT, SHE WAS HUGE.Copy !req
220. A BIG, BIG LADY.Copy !req
221. YOU CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT, HOWCopy !req
222. HUGE SHE WAS.Copy !req
223. SHE WAS BIGGER THAN MYCopy !req
224. GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER.Copy !req
225. SOMEBODY FORGOT TO RUB THECopy !req
226. STUMP.Copy !req
227. WELL, HE'S STILL GOOD ENOUGH TOCopy !req
228. WIN "LAST COMIC STANDING."Copy !req
229. THAT'S DARRELL BLUETT, AND NO,Copy !req
230. HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF FATCopy !req
231. ALBERT'S GANG.Copy !req
232. ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, HE ISCopy !req
233. THE WORLD'S WORST STAND-UPCopy !req
234. COMEDIAN.Copy !req
235. COMEDY ISN'T EASY.Copy !req
236. IF IT WERE, CHELSEA HANDLERCopy !req
237. WOULD DO IT.Copy !req
238. ALL COMICS ARE INSANE.Copy !req
239. SURE, I MAY LOOK WELL-ADJUSTED,Copy !req
240. BUT I CAN'T EXIST IN NORMALCopy !req
241. SOCIETY, BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARECopy !req
242. TOO STUPID TO BE AROUND.Copy !req
243. THE ONLY REASON I GOT INTOCopy !req
244. COMEDY WAS BECAUSE I FOUND OUTCopy !req
245. WHEN YOU HAVE A REAL JOB, YOU'RECopy !req
246. NOT ALLOWED TO TALK OPENLY ABOUTCopy !req
247. ABORTION.Copy !req
248. FOR ME, BEING ON STAGE FOR THECopy !req
249. FIRST TIME WAS LIKE THE FIRSTCopy !req
250. TIME I WAS INTIMATE WITH ACopy !req
251. WOMAN.Copy !req
252. I WAS AWESOME AT IT, ANDCopy !req
253. EVERYBODY BEGGED ME NOT TO STOP,Copy !req
254. SO I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT'SCopy !req
255. LIKE TO BOMB.Copy !req
256. BUT I HAVE SEEN GARRY SHANDLINGCopy !req
257. BEFORE, AND IT LOOKS AWFUL ANDCopy !req
258. SWEATY.Copy !req
259. BEING A STAND-UP IS LIKE BEING ACopy !req
260. ROCK STAR WHO ISN'T FAMOUS ANDCopy !req
261. ONLY HAS SEX WITH HIDEOUS COMEDYCopy !req
262. CLUB WAITRESSES.Copy !req
263. AT BEST, YOU'LL PLAY DANNYCopy !req
264. TANNER FOR EIGHT YEARS, THENCopy !req
265. SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFECopy !req
266. TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU'RECopy !req
267. EDGY BY TELLING JOKES ABOUTCopy !req
268. RIPPING AND TEARING THE OLSENCopy !req
269. TWINS.Copy !req
270. IF PATCH ADAMS TAUGHT USCopy !req
271. ANYTHING, IT'S THAT LAUGHTERCopy !req
272. CURES CANCER.Copy !req
273. UNFORTUNATELY, ROBIN WILLIAMSCopy !req
274. CAUSES CANCER, SO IT'S A WASH.Copy !req
275. DARRELL JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOUCopy !req
276. LAUGH.Copy !req
277. THAT'S WHY I FLEW HIM TO L.A.--Copy !req
278. AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED— FORCopy !req
279. THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.Copy !req
280. KNOCK KNOCK.Copy !req
281. HEY, DANIEL.Copy !req
282. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,Copy !req
283. "WHO'S THERE?"Copy !req
284. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.Copy !req
285. DARRELL, FIRST I WANT TO WELCOMECopy !req
286. YOU BACKSTAGE TO THECopy !req
287. WORLD-FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD IMPROV.Copy !req
288. THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GREATSCopy !req
289. HAVE GOTTEN THEIR START.Copy !req
290. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOINGCopy !req
291. STAND-UP COMEDY?Copy !req
292. I'VE BEEN DOING STAND-UPCopy !req
293. COMEDY FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS.Copy !req
294. WELL, HOW OLD IS THAT VIDEO?Copy !req
295. EIGHT OR NINE YEARS OLD.Copy !req
296. AND DID YOU PUT IT ONLINE?Copy !req
297. YES, SIR, I DID.Copy !req
298. WHEN DID YOU KNOW THAT ITCopy !req
299. BECAME REALLY POPULAR?Copy !req
300. WELL, WHEN I GOT A CALL, THEYCopy !req
301. WANTED ME TO FLY OUT HERE TO LOSCopy !req
302. ANGELES, AND I SAID, "OH,Copy !req
303. I SAID, "I GOT SOMETHING GOINGCopy !req
304. ON NOW."Copy !req
305. THAT TAPE THAT WAS ONLINE,Copy !req
306. WAS THAT IN FRONT OF A LIVECopy !req
307. AUDIENCE?Copy !req
308. NO, THAT'S AT A — THAT'SCopy !req
309. LIKE A PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL,Copy !req
310. LIKE, CARL'S STORE CABLE INCopy !req
311. BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY, ANDCopy !req
312. ANYBODY CAN GET ON THERE.Copy !req
313. SO THAT WAS A TELEVISEDCopy !req
314. PERFORMANCE?Copy !req
315. YES, SIR.Copy !req
316. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
317. WAS THAT YOUR FIRST TIME?Copy !req
318. YES, SIR.Copy !req
319. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
320. I DID STAND-UP FOR PROBABLYCopy !req
321. SEVEN YEARS BEFORE I EVER TRIEDCopy !req
322. IT ON TELEVISION.Copy !req
323. YOU WENT THE OTHER WAY.Copy !req
324. OKAY, YOUR STRENGTHS HAVE TO BECopy !req
325. YOUR SET-UPS.Copy !req
326. YOUR PUNCH-LINES SEEM TO BECopy !req
327. COMPLETELY NONEXISTENT.Copy !req
328. DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
329. I DO.Copy !req
330. I WORRY A LOT ABOUT IT.Copy !req
331. DID YOU EVER READ ANY OF THECopy !req
332. COMMENTS PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
333. YES, I READ A LOT, AND IT WASCopy !req
334. VERY DISTURBING.Copy !req
335. YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE COMMENTS,Copy !req
336. THEY WASN'T TOO — THEY REALLYCopy !req
337. MADE ME FEEL BAD, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
338. THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING ACopy !req
339. STAND-UP COMEDIAN IS THE TRAVEL.Copy !req
340. ARE YOU GOOD AT TRAVELING?Copy !req
341. YEAH, WHEN I GOT MONEY.Copy !req
342. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT WHENCopy !req
343. YOU'RE ON THE ROAD?Copy !req
344. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS BEANS ANDCopy !req
345. CORNBREAD.Copy !req
346. I LOVE BEANS AND CORNBREAD,Copy !req
347. 'CAUSE I'M JUST A COUNTRY BOY,Copy !req
348. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
349. I LOVE BEANS AND CORNBREAD,Copy !req
350. 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NOTHING WRONGCopy !req
351. WITH BEANS AND CORNBREAD.Copy !req
352. IT FILLS YOU UP, YOU KNOW, SO ICopy !req
353. JUST LOVE THEM BEANS ANDCopy !req
354. CORNBREAD.Copy !req
355. TELL ME HOW YOU CAME UP WITHCopy !req
356. THE NAME WORLD OF PICTURES.Copy !req
357. WELL, BECAUSE FOR ONE THING,Copy !req
358. I WAS IN THE PICTURES AND I WASCopy !req
359. IN THE WORLD, SO THAT'S THECopy !req
360. REASON WHY I CAME UP WITH IT,Copy !req
361. THE WORLD OF PICTURES.Copy !req
362. WHAT ABOUT WORKING ON ACopy !req
363. CATCHPHRASE?Copy !req
364. DO YOU THINK THAT COULD BECopy !req
365. SOMETHING THAT MAYBE WOULD WORKCopy !req
366. IN YOUR ACT?Copy !req
367. I THINK IT WOULD.Copy !req
368. YOUR CATCHPHRASE COULD BECopy !req
369. BEANS AND CORNBREAD.Copy !req
370. JUST AFTER EACH JOKE, JUST GO,Copy !req
371. "BEANS AND CORNBREAD."Copy !req
372. WE'RE GONNA HEAD OVER TO THECopy !req
373. FRIAR'S CLUB, DARRELL, SO YOUCopy !req
374. CAN MEET A BUNCH OF GREATCopy !req
375. STAND-UP COMEDIANS AND THEY CANCopy !req
376. GIVE YOU ADVICE.Copy !req
377. FIRST OF ALL, EVERYBODY, ICopy !req
378. WANTED YOU TO MEET DARRELL.Copy !req
379. HI, DARRELL.Copy !req
380. FIRST OF ALL, I THINK YOUCopy !req
381. SHOULD START OUT WITH A JOKE TOCopy !req
382. BREAK THE ICE.Copy !req
383. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OFCopy !req
384. CHANGING YOUR FIRST NAME TO "ICopy !req
385. REALLY"?Copy !req
386. "I REALLY"?Copy !req
387. I REALLY BLUETT?Copy !req
388. TELL THEM WHAT I THOUGHT YOURCopy !req
389. CATCHPHRASE SHOULD BE.Copy !req
390. BEANS AND CORNBREAD.Copy !req
391. OH, THAT'S FANTASTIC.Copy !req
392. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
393. THERE, THERE!Copy !req
394. THAT'S THE NAME, RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
395. WHEN YOU DID THE BIT ABOUTCopy !req
396. BIRTH CONTROL FOR MEN AND YOUCopy !req
397. SAID WE ARE — GUYS WERE IN BIGCopy !req
398. TROUBLE, I DIDN'T GET THAT JOKE.Copy !req
399. WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH IT?Copy !req
400. BECAUSE WE WANT TO GET USCopy !req
401. SOME.Copy !req
402. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE GET US SOME,Copy !req
403. WE GONNA HAVE KIDS, RIGHT?Copy !req
404. NOT SO MUCH.Copy !req
405. YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS?Copy !req
406. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDSCopy !req
407. FOR?Copy !req
408. EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BECopy !req
409. TRUE.Copy !req
410. YOU CAN EMBELLISH STUFF.Copy !req
411. YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR DOG,Copy !req
412. EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG.Copy !req
413. YOU CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET ANDCopy !req
414. JUST SEE SOMETHING AND GO —Copy !req
415. PRETEND THAT'S YOUR LIFE, YOUCopy !req
416. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
417. HEY, BROTHER, YOU KNOW, ONECopy !req
418. THING ABOUT COMEDY THEY FORGETCopy !req
419. TO TELL YOU, IT TAKES MORE GUTSCopy !req
420. THAN TALENT TO GET ON A STAGE.Copy !req
421. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
422. MY ADVICE TO YOU WOULD BE,Copy !req
423. UM, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLINK.Copy !req
424. A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT YOUCopy !req
425. WERE STONED.Copy !req
426. I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIGH ONCopy !req
427. DRUGS.Copy !req
428. DO YOU SMOKE POT?Copy !req
429. I HAVE DONE IT ONCE IN MYCopy !req
430. LIFE.Copy !req
431. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ON TV RIGHTCopy !req
432. NOW.Copy !req
433. YES, I KNOW THAT, BUT YOU'RECopy !req
434. ON TV TOO, TALKING ABOUT YOU'RECopy !req
435. GAY.Copy !req
436. IT'S HARD TO TOP ANT'SCopy !req
437. BLINKING ADVICE.Copy !req
438. AND THEN OTHERWISE, I THINKCopy !req
439. YOU'RE FUNNY.Copy !req
440. I'M TELLING YOU, THE STUFF YOUCopy !req
441. SAID AT THIS TABLE RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
442. YOU JUST SAY WHATEVER COMES TOCopy !req
443. YOUR MIND.Copy !req
444. I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BECopy !req
445. A —Copy !req
446. WE'RE GONNA WORK — WE'RECopy !req
447. GONNA WORK ON IT TODAY.Copy !req
448. WE'RE GONNA WRITE SOME MATERIAL,Copy !req
449. AND WE'RE GONNA TRY SOMECopy !req
450. DIFFERENT GENRES OF COMEDY.Copy !req
451. I THINK A LOT OF THE ADVICE WASCopy !req
452. VERY HELPFUL.Copy !req
453. I THINK I GOT GREAT ADVICE.Copy !req
454. WHY DO M&MS COME IN DIFFERENTCopy !req
455. COLORS?Copy !req
456. THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME.Copy !req
457. MY AGENT SENT ME ON AN AUDITION.Copy !req
458. IN THE WAITING ROOM, THEY WASCopy !req
459. PLAYING ARCADE FIRE.Copy !req
460. WHO LISTENS TO THAT BANDCopy !req
461. ANYMORE?Copy !req
462. THIS CLUB IS FOR TIGER WOODS.Copy !req
463. IT HELPS HIM CONCENTRATE.Copy !req
464. I BELIEVE THAT THE OLYMPICS ARECopy !req
465. RACIST.Copy !req
466. HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN SPEEDCopy !req
467. WALKING?Copy !req
468. WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
469. THE SHORT JUMP?Copy !req
470. YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORSTEST THINGCopy !req
471. ABOUT A FAMILY REUNION IS, ISCopy !req
472. SEEING ALL YOUR EXES.Copy !req
473. OOH-WHEE, BUDDY.Copy !req
474. DARRELL, I THINK WE REALLYCopy !req
475. FOUND YOUR VOICE OUT THERE.Copy !req
476. BUT WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU ISCopy !req
477. DARRELL BEING DARRELL.Copy !req
478. THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOUCopy !req
479. READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?Copy !req
480. YES, I AM.Copy !req
481. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET THATCopy !req
482. SHOT ON THE GREATEST TALK SHOWCopy !req
483. OF ALL TIME.Copy !req
484. IT'S ARSENIO HALL!Copy !req
485. WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIALCopy !req
486. RECREATION OF THE ARSENIO HALLCopy !req
487. SHOW.Copy !req
488. LET'S FIND OUT WHO THE DOG POUNDCopy !req
489. IS TONIGHT.Copy !req
490. THERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
491. WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!Copy !req
492. THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WISHCopy !req
493. THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW WAS STILLCopy !req
494. ON THE AIR.Copy !req
495. NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT WECopy !req
496. ARE.Copy !req
497. MY FIRST GUEST IS A YOUNGCopy !req
498. COMIC WHO IS TAKING THE COUNTRYCopy !req
499. BY STORM.Copy !req
500. HE'S MAKING HIS NETWORKCopy !req
501. TELEVISION DEBUT RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
502. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
503. PLEASE WELCOME MR. DARRELLCopy !req
504. BLUETT.Copy !req
505. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANKCopy !req
506. YOU.Copy !req
507. I WENT TO THE MALL AND THERE WASCopy !req
508. THIS REAL FAT WHITE LADY TRYINGCopy !req
509. ON A MICKEY MOUSE SHIRT.Copy !req
510. I'M A BLACK GUY, AND EVEN ICopy !req
511. THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS TOO FAT.Copy !req
512. SHE WAS SO FAT, WHEN SHE PUT THECopy !req
513. SHIRT ON, MICKEY MOUSE GOTCopy !req
514. DIABETES.Copy !req
515. I MEAN, MICKEY HAD A CAMEL TOE.Copy !req
516. I WAS LIKE, "YOU NEED A TOP,Copy !req
517. HONEY.Copy !req
518. GET OVER TO THE SPORTS CHALETCopy !req
519. CAMPING SECTION."Copy !req
520. BEANS AND CORNBREAD!Copy !req
521. BEANS AND CORNBREAD!Copy !req
522. BEANS AND CORNBREAD!Copy !req
523. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
524. HE IS NOT THE WORST!Copy !req
525. HE'S NOT THE WORST!Copy !req
526. YOU HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
527. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.Copy !req
528. YOU'VE BEEN IN HOLLYWOOD.Copy !req
529. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON YOURCopy !req
530. CRAFT.Copy !req
531. HOW HAS THIS TOTAL EXPERIENCECopy !req
532. BEEN FOR YOU?Copy !req
533. OH, IT'S BEEN AWESOME, MAN.Copy !req
534. IT'S BEEN GREAT.Copy !req
535. AND MEETING YOU, IT'S EVEN BEENCopy !req
536. EVEN BETTER, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
537. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE, ANDCopy !req
538. PRAYER, YOU KNOW, DO CHANGECopy !req
539. THINGS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
540. IT DOES.Copy !req
541. AND YOU KEEP WORKING HARD ONCopy !req
542. YOUR CRAFT.Copy !req
543. TOUCH THAT.Copy !req
544. YOU'RE NUMBER ONE, BROTHER, INCopy !req
545. MY BOOK.Copy !req
546. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
547. THANK YOU.Copy !req
548. OH!Copy !req
549. ARSENIO'S STILL GOT IT.Copy !req
550. WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE ANOTHER TALKCopy !req
551. SHOW?Copy !req
552. COME ON, TBS.Copy !req
553. THERE'S GOT TO BE ROOM ON YOURCopy !req
554. VERY FUNNY LINE-UP.Copy !req
555. BUMP LOPEZ TO 3:00 IN THECopy !req
556. MORNING.Copy !req
557. THAT'S WHEN HIS FANS ARE GETTINGCopy !req
558. UP TO GO TO WORK ANYWAY.Copy !req
559. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BUT FIRST,Copy !req
560. "WATCH OUT!Copy !req
561. THAT DOG IS GONNA BITE YOURCopy !req
562. WIENER."Copy !req
563. LISTEN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
564. HE'S KILLING THEM.Copy !req
565. LOOK AT HIM CATCH UP.Copy !req
566. FILLIN' UP.Copy !req
567. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ACopy !req
568. DRINKING CONTEST HERE.Copy !req
569. 16 BEERS VERSUS ONE PLUS-SIZECopy !req
570. CAT BURGLAR.Copy !req
571. I LIKE THOSE ODDS.Copy !req
572. NOW LET'S PLAY "GUESS WHATCopy !req
573. HAPPENS NEXT."Copy !req
574. HE PUKED.Copy !req
575. BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENSCopy !req
576. NEXT?Copy !req
577. KEEP YOUR CHINS UP, BUDDY.Copy !req
578. NOW GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.Copy !req
579. AH, DID YOU GUESS THAT HE'DCopy !req
580. FINALLY MANAGE TO KEEP ONE DOWN?Copy !req
581. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?Copy !req
582. HE CLOSES OUT WITH ONE FINALCopy !req
583. BLAST OF VOMIT, AND THAT'S HOWCopy !req
584. YOU PLAY "GUESS WHAT HAPPENSCopy !req
585. NEXT."Copy !req
586. THAT'S GOT TO FILL OUR PUKECopy !req
587. QUOTA FOR THE REST OF THECopy !req
588. SEASON.Copy !req
589. IF YOU HAVE A HUMILIATING VIDEOCopy !req
590. OF YOUR FRIENDS, SEND IT TO OURCopy !req
591. BLOG FOR A CHANCE TO BE OURCopy !req
592. VIEWER VIDEO.Copy !req
593. THIS WEEK'S WINNER IS JUST ACopy !req
594. HOME MOVIE FROM DANIEL ALLEN.Copy !req
595. LOVE IT.Copy !req
596. LOVE IT!Copy !req
597. UHH!Copy !req
598. I HEAR HE'S DATING THECopy !req
599. QUARTERBACK.Copy !req
600. SO TYPICAL.Copy !req
601. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORECopy !req
602. CANNED HAM.Copy !req
603. I'VE GOT A FAT DEPOSIT.Copy !req
604. WELCOME BACK.Copy !req
605. NEXT WEEK, THE BAD WEATHERMANCopy !req
606. GETS A WEB REDEMPTION.Copy !req
607. 32 DEGREES.Copy !req
608. CHANCE OF FUNNY.Copy !req
609. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ONCopy !req
610. TWITTER, SO WE CAN LIVE CHATCopy !req
611. DURING THE SHOWS, AND MAKE SURECopy !req
612. YOU COME SEE ME ON THE TOSH TOURCopy !req
613. 2010.Copy !req
614. DON'T BUY TICKETS.Copy !req
615. JUST WAIT OUTSIDE AFTERWARDS.Copy !req
616. 'SUP?Copy !req
617. BEFORE WE GO, PEOPLE ARE STILLCopy !req
618. PRETTY UPSET AT LEBRON JAMES FORCopy !req
619. GOING TO MY BELOVED MIAMI HEAT,Copy !req
620. AND THEY'RE LETTING HIM KNOW ONCopy !req
621. TWITTER.Copy !req
622. BECAUSE MY TWITTER FANS ARECopy !req
623. ALWAYS MAD AT ME, I THOUGHT I'DCopy !req
624. SHOW YOU SOME REAL TWEETS ANDCopy !req
625. WE'D GUESS IF THEY'RE TO ME ORCopy !req
626. TO LEBRON.Copy !req
627. HOPE YOU SNAP YOUR THUMB ANDCopy !req
628. ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THAT'S TO ME.Copy !req
629. LEBRON? WHAT?Copy !req
630. WHY WOULD HE HAVE HIS THUMBS INCopy !req
631. WADE'S BUTT?Copy !req
632. THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.Copy !req
633. I'M CARRYING YOUR BABY.Copy !req
634. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOT TO BECopy !req
635. LEBRON.Copy !req
636. BASKETBALL PLAYERS HAVE HUGECopy !req
637. LITTERS.Copy !req
638. IT'S MINE?Copy !req
639. ALL RIGHT, GREAT.Copy !req
640. SEE YOU IN COURT.Copy !req
641. SO OVER YOU AND YOUR SUPERIORCopy !req
642. ATTITUDE.Copy !req
643. THAT'S FAIR.Copy !req
644. THAT'S LEBRON.Copy !req
645. AH, I'M RIGHT.Copy !req
646. OF COURSE I AM.Copy !req
647. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.Copy !req
648. YOU HAVE A —Copy !req
649. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
650. AAH!Copy !req
651. THAT IS NO WAY TO TELL ME,Copy !req
652. DOCTOR.Copy !req
653. WHATEVER HAPPENED TOCopy !req
654. DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY?Copy !req
655. HE'S USING TWITTER!Copy !req
656. HEY, DANIEL, YOU GOT AIDS.Copy !req
657. SEMI-COLON, FROWNY FACE.Copy !req
658. WILL I FIND YOU, SHOVE ACopy !req
659. CHAINSAW UP YOUR ANDCopy !req
660. TURN IT ON AND KILL YOU.Copy !req
661. WOW!Copy !req
662. THEY ARE REALLY MAD AT LEBRON.Copy !req
663. ME?Copy !req
664. WELL, GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE ACopy !req
665. CHAINSAW IS REALLY HARD TOCopy !req
666. START.Copy !req
667. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN MY B-HOLE FORCopy !req
668. AN HOUR.Copy !req
669. GETTING THAT OIL-GAS RATIO,Copy !req
670. PULLING THE CHOKE OUT.Copy !req
671. UNLESS YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICCopy !req
672. CHAINSAW, AND THAT'S NOT GONNACopy !req
673. KILL ME.Copy !req
674. THAT'S GONNA FEEL GREAT.Copy !req
675. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
676. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req