Tosh.0 2x15

1. ALL RIGHT, JERRY.

2. IT'S BURNIN'.

3. HE'S NOT STOPPING.

4. OH.

5. OH, RIGHT IN THE ACORNS.

6. I TRIED TO CHOP A TREE DOWN LIKE

7. THAT ONCE.

8. IT TOOK A WEEK.

9. WELCOME O TOSH.0.

10. THERE WILL BE 46 LAUGGS ON

11. TONIGHT'S SHOW, I GUARANTEE IT.

12. YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE AT FIVE.

13. SIX!

14. TONIGHT THE

15. LOOKING-FOR-A-GIRLFRIEND GUY

16. STOPS BY FOR A WEB REDEMPTION, I

17. REASON WITH THE GUIDO SENSATION,

18. AND WE TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

19. INCREDIBLY SEXY DANCE MOVES.

20. NOW LET'S HEAD BACK TO THAT NEW

21. SANDLES RESORT IN KENTUCKY.

22. - p

23. THANK GOD HE ABBORBED MOST OF

24. THAT BLOO WITH HIS VEIN CANE.

25. THEEWORST PART IS HE GOT SAP ON

26. THE CROTCH OF HIS NEW

27. SWEATPANTS.

28. DO YOU HATE MOVING?

29. THEN YOU SHOULD TRY USING ONE

30. FREAKISHLY STRONG, OLD, HAIRY

31. MAN AND A TRUCK.

32. NOT TOO BAD FOR A 50-YEAR-OLD,

33. HUH?

34. 50?

35. GOOD LORD!

36. HE LOOKS AT LEAST 90.

37. ACTUALLY 51.

38. WHERE DD YOU WANT IT, HON?

39. WHY IS THERE A FRIIGE IN THE

40. IN THE TRUCK'S GOOD.

41. AH.

42. SOMEBODY FORGOT TO PUT THE

43. TAIIGATT DOWN.

44. NEXT TIME, PUT THE TAILGATE

45. DOWN.

46. NEXT TIME?

47. HOW MANY FRIDGES DOES THIS GUY

48. PLAN TO LIFT TODAY?

49. I'M IMPRESSED, MY GRANDPA CAN'T

50. EVEN LIFT A SPOON TO HIS MOUTH.

51. PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.

52. IT'S EEN 15 YEARS, MOVE ON.

53. COME ON, YOU PUSSY.

54. YOU'RE A USS.

55. HEY, DON'T BE A HERO.

56. USE THE TWISTY SLIDE.

57. COME ON, I'M TAKING THIS VIDEO.

58. OH, MY GOODNESS.

59. DID YOU SEE THE JEELY BEANS GO

60. EVERYWHERE?

61. WITHOUT PEER PRESSURE, FATTIES

62. WOULD NEVER LEARN THEIR

63. BOUNDARIES.

64. YOU'D THIIK THAT ANDY MILONAKIS

65. WOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW.

66. ISN'T HE, LIKE, 45?

67. I TALKED MY FRIEND INTO JUMPING

68. THE OTHER DAY.

69. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.

70. DO IT.

71. I'M SLEEPING WWTH YOUR WIFE.

72. JUMP.

73. AH!

74. I'M REALLY GOOD AT TALKING

75. CALLED LIVING PHOTOGRAPHS.

76. PAINTINGS.

77. HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

78. %

79. CLOCK AND SEE IF THIS PICTURE'S

80. WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS.

81. THIS PAINTING IS CALLED "NAKED

82. TEA TIME WITH GUY FROM THE

83. ROOTS."

84. MIGHT IIHAVE A SPOT OF KOOL-AID?

85. TYLER PERRY'S HOUSE LOOKS SO

86. ELEGANT.

87. ONE LUMP OR TWO, BITCH?

88. I'M PRETTY SURE THE COPS JUST

89. TOLD HIM TO FREEZE.

90. 40 OUNCES OF TEA, PLEASE.

91. IIVE SEEN BLACK GUYS DO LESS —

92. %

93. THEY DIDN" LEE ME FINISH THAT

94. JOKE.

95. THAT SOUNDS REALLY BADD

96. HAD YOU HEARD THE REST OF IT, IT

97. WOULDN'T HAVE SOUUDED RACIST AT

98. ALL.

99. BUT I HAVE TO RESPEET THE DONG.

100. LET'S GO TO IRELAND, THE

101. TOWING CAPACITY OF A GMC SIERRA

102. 3500 CREW CAB.

103. AH, HONEYY ET THE DUCT TAPE.

104. WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST STTY IN A

105. LUXURY HOTEL ROOM?

106. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

107. UU, YEAH.

108. WHEN I'M SLUMMING IT.

109. DDES ANYONE KNOW WHAT AN IBEX

110. IS?

111. IT'S BASICALLY A GOAT THAT CAN

112. DO THIS.

113. pLAUGHING]

114. - pAND YU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, KURT CAMERRN.

115. ZOOS ARE A LOT LIKE PRISON,

116. NOTHING BUT SWEET, SWEET UTT

117. PLAY.

118. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART.

119. E YOU GONNA SMELL IT?

120. IT'S NICE TO SEE JIM BRRUER

121. GETTING SOME LAUGHS.

122. YOU THINK THAT'S CONVENIENT?

123. WHEN MY ASS ITCHES, I JUST CALL

124. MY ASSISTANT.%

125. RACHEL, GET IN HERE!

126. MY ASS ITCHES!

127. - pBEFORE WE SHOT THAT, SHE SAID,

128. "I DON'T REALLY WANNN DO THIS."

129. SOMEONE'S NOT A TEAM PLAYER.

130. WHAT'S NEXTT

131. UH-OH, TROUBLE'S A—REWIN'.

132. GONNA YOU UP, HOMIE.

133. PAUSE IT.

134. I'VE ONLY SEEN TWO SECONDS OF

135. THIS, AND I'M ALREADY CERTAIN IT

136. DESERVES TO BE THIS WEEK'S

137. BREAKDOWN.%

138. HERE WE HAVE A LATINO GETTING

139. READY TO RUMBLE WITH A WHITE

140. GUY.

141. WORD IS, RANDY'S BEEN DATING

142. HECTOO'S LITTLE SISSER.

143. OH, THAT IS GENERALLY ROWNED

144. UPON IN LA RASA.

145. NORMALLY, KICKING WHITEY'S ASS

146. IS AS EASY AS UNO, DOS, TRES.

147. BUT HECTOR MAY HAVE PICKED THE

148. WRONN MUCHACHO THIS TIIE.

149. OOH!

150. CHECK OUT THAT FORM.

151. SOMEBODY'S BEEN WATCHING

152. WALKERR TEXAS RANGER.

153. pLAUGHTER]

154. EITHER RANDY IS TOTTLLY

155. BLUFFING, OR HE WAS RAISED BY

156. SHAOLIN MONKSS

157. IT IS DIFFICULT TO HOLD A POSE

158. HEY, HANCOCK, YOUR SON'S

159. ANNOYING.

160. STOP BUYING MOVIES FOR HIM TOOBE

161. IN AND THROW DJ JAZZY JEFF A

162. I THINK HE'S HOMELESS.

163. ALL RIGHH, I DON'T KNOW WHATTS

164. SCARIER, RANDY'S YOGA POSE OR A

165. CHICANO IN CAPRR'S.

166. EITHER WAY, HECTOR'S ONLY OPTTON

167. IS TO STARTTSWINNING AND HOPE

168. FOR THE BEST.

169. GET OOTTA HERE, FRANKIE.

170. OH!

171. AND DOWN GOES THE CHOLO!

172. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

173. NEVER IN ALL MY YEARS DID I EVER

174. DARE TO DREAM THAT A WHITE GUY

175. WOULD WIN A FFGHT.

176. A WHITE GUY WON!

177. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

178. - pOF COURSE, AS SOON AS HE WALKED

179. pACK TO HIS CAR, ONE OF HECTOR'S

180. COUSINS STABBED HIM.%

181. I'M JUST GLAD RANDY'S MOM PAID

182. FOR ALL THOSE KRAV MAGA LESSONS.

183. AND FOR THAT WE TTANK YOU.

184. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE

185. LOOKING-FOR-A-GIRLFRIEND GUY'S

186. BUU FIRST, WHAT'D YOU THINK WAS

187. GONNA HAPPEN?

188. OH,

189. SO THIS IS A VIDEOOTO ALL THE

190. LADIES.

191. I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND.

192. I JUST WANNA TELL YOU I HAVE A

193. SIX-INCH PENIS.

194. BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER

195. THOUGH, BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY

196. NNT HOT ENOUGH TO GET IT UP.

197. I'MMBIPOLAR AND SCHIZOPHRENIC, I

198. JOB, MY SOLE MOTIVATION IN LIFE

199. TO ET A OB IS TO SMOKE WEEE.

200. IF YOU DATT ME, AND WE LIVE

201. TOGETHER FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BY

202. THE TIME WE'RE 30, OR 50, OR 40,

203. OR 50, MY UUCLE SHOULD DIE OFF,

204. WE SHOULD GET, LIKE, A MILLION

205. DOLLARSS

206. E UP.

207. YOU HAD ME AT SIX INCHES.

208. DID YOU CHUB IT UP BEFORE YOU

209. MEASURED IT?

210. THAT'S CHRIS AND HIS REVERSE RAT

211. TAIL.

212. YOU THINK BEING SCARY TO LOOK AT

213. AND HAVING A BAD PERSONNLITY

214. TELL THAT TO DAVID SPADE.

215. WOMEN LL SAA IT'S SO HHRDDTO

216. ACTUALLY, IT'S EALLY EASY.

217. THE PROBLEM IS NICE GUYS ARE

218. UGLY.

219. THERE'S A NICE GGY, THERE'S A

220. RELATIONSHIP IS EVER GGNNA BE IS

221. THE FIRST 20 MINUTESS

222. - plT'S ALL ABOUT PRECEDENT, SO AIM

223. LOW.

224. NO WEEKENDDGETAWAYS, FELLAS,

225. UNTIL SHE'S SURRENDERED EVEER

226. HOLE.

227. GIRLFRIENDS ALWAYS WANNA HAVE

228. FINE, LET'S TALK.

229. I HATE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU'RE

230. ALWAYS HURT, AND I'M TIRED OF

231. THIRD OF, WE DONE? OU ONLY EAT A

232. OF COURSE NOT, WE'RE NEVER DONE.

233. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I DON'T

234. LISTEN?"

235. I'M A GREAT LISTENER, JUST ASK

236. THE TV.

237. AND NO, WE'RE NOT OING OUT..

238. THE ONLY REASON I LEFTTTHE HOUSE

239. BEEORE WAS TO FIND YOUU

240. HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE EXPECTED

241. TO TOLERATE LIVING WITH A GENDER

242. THAT DOESN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT

243. THE SPREAD OFFEENE?

244. THE ONLY THING THAT WOMEN TRULY

245. LOVE IS MAKKNG THEIR FRIENDS

246. WELL, THAT AAD TAPAA.

247. AND I HOPE — NOO I PRAY YOU

248. CHEAT ON ME.

249. YOUR COUSIN'S WEDDING.

250. BUT IF HRIS IS LOOKINN FOR

251. SOMEONE TO SLOWLY RUIN HIS LIFE,

252. I'LL FLY HIM OUT TO L.A. FOR

253. SLOPPY SECOND CHANCE AT LOVE IN

254. THIS EEK'S WEBBREDEMPTION.

255. WHAT?

256. UH, IT'S CHRIS.

257. WELLOOE TO BACHELOR ANSION.%

258. pT KIND OF SUCKS.

259. YEAH?

260. >NICE HAIR.

261. >THANKK, MAN.

262. WHAT WAS THE RESPONSE FROM

263. PEOOLE AFTER THEY SAW THAT

264. VIDEO?

265. SOME PEOPLE WERE JUSTTLIKE,

266. AND OTHER PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "YOU

267. EAH.

268. THERE WAS ACTUALLY THIS AMATEUR

269. PORN STAR.

270. SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU SHOULD

271. DID YOU GO?"

272. UH, NN.

273. I ACTTALLY HAD SOME MONEY TO DO

274. IT, AND IIKIND OF SMOKED A BUNCH

275. OF WEED.

276. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL

277. OKAY, SHE'S GOTTA AVE, LIKE,

278. BLACK HAIR, STRAIGHT, BLACK

279. HAIR, BLUE-GREY EYES, PALE SKIN,

280. ABOUT A C-CUP.%

281. HOW MUCH DOES SHE WEIGH?

282. ANYWHHRE FROM, LIKE, 110 TO,

283. - pLIKE, 135 AT HE MMST.

284. AT THE MOST.

285. OKAY.

286. I'VE KNOWN CHICKS THAT LOOKED

287. DAMN SEXY AT 135.

288. BUT NOT MANY.

289. RIGHT.

290. >IS YOUR PEEIS SIX INCHEE, OR

291. IS IT FIVE AND THREE-QUARTERS?

292. A LITTLE BIT OVER SIX NCHES.

293. VER SIX INCHES?

294. YOU UNDERSOLD IT.

295. QUARTER INCH TO TAKE HOME WITHH

296. A LITTLE SURPRISE.

297. THAT'S NICE.

298. - pTHAT IS NICE OF YOO.

299. >WHAT WAS THE DDSORDER THAT

300. YOU MENTIONND ON THERR?

301. AND SCHIZOPHRENIA.

302. SSHIZOPHRENIA.

303. WHICH IS ACTUALLY —

304. IS THAT SELF—IAGNOSED, OR

305. ARE YOU REALLY?

306. I'M VERY DIAGNOSED.

307. - p>> OH, YEAH?

308. YEAH, OKAY.

309. WHAT WOULD BE YYUR PERFECT

310. DATE?

311. GO O A MOVIE, GO TO DINNER,

312. AND HEN SIT AROUND ALL NIGHT

313. AND GET STONED, AND HAVE GREET

314. SEX.

315. I'VE SET YOU UU ON A FEW

316. DATES.

317. BUT BEFFRE THAT, I WWNT MY TEAM

318. OF HOLLYWOOD STYYISTS TO COME IN

319. AND GIVE YOU A FULL MAKEOVER.

320. OO, MY, CHRIS, WE HAVE UR WORK

321. CUT OUT FOR US.

322. ARE YOU NERVOUS?

323. A LITTLE.

324. WELL, WE HHVE FOUR DATES SET

325. I HOPE YOU CAN FIND YOUR

326. GIRLFRIEND.

327. YOU READY TO MEET THEM?

328. ALL RIGHT.

329. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MEGAN,

330. LISA, KATIE, MOLLY.

331. ISN'T SHE GRACEFUL?

332. WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE FFN ON

333. YOUR DATES.

334. DON'T GGT TOO EXCITED, 'M GONNA

335. THEM.

336. AL RIGHT.

337. HEY, OW ARE YOU?

338. HEY, OW YOU DOINGG

339. HE WAS SO CREEPY..

340. THAT'S A NICE HIRT..

341. T IT?

342. JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EEE.

343. WASN'T REALLY INTO HER.

344. WHATTIS YOUR CUP SIZEE

345. HE WAS VERY INAPPROPRIATE.

346. I DIDN'T HEAR A WORD SHE

347. - pSAID.

348. I WAS FREAKKNG STARING AT HER

349. CANN THE WHOLE TIME.

350. > DID YOU GUYS DO A BACKGRRUND

351. CHECK ON TTIS GUY?

352. SO HOWWWAS YOOR DAY TODAY?

353. OH, IT WAS GOOD.

354. THANK YOU.

355. >ASK HER HOW MUCH MONNY SHEE

356. MAKES.

357. THAT'S NOT IMPORTTNT, IS IT?

358. I THINK SHE'S GOOD TO GO.

359. >WHEN YOU, HOW MANY

360. I THINK I'M ON THE WRONG

361. SHOW.

362. YOU ON "HELL DATE."

363. YOU LOOO BEAUTIFFL.

364. SHE WAS WAY INTO ME AND

365. SEEMED KIND OF DESPERATE.

366. AREEYOU A FAN OF ANAL SEX?

367. WOULD I GO ON A SECOND DATE

368. WITH CHRIS?

369. YEAH, I'M DEFINITELY

370. ATTRACTED TO HIM.

371. TOTALLL HAS THE LOOK I LIKE.

372. LIKE, THEELITTLEEFUZZ HERE AND

373. DIDN'T TALL MUCH.

374. OH.

375. DUDE,I THINK IIM DYING.

376. FOR REAL.

377. YOU GUYS WERE MEANT FOR EACH

378. OTHER..

379. OKAY, CHRIS, YOU HAD FOUR DATES.

380. THREE OF THEM WERE PAINFFLLY

381. AWKWARD, TO BE HONEST.

382. HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR NEWW

383. GIRLFRIEND?

384. YES, I HAVE.

385. CAN ELLMIIATE MYSELF?

386. LADIESS, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT

387. WHEN

388. YOU'RE 30 OR 50 — OR 40 OR 50,

389. MY UNCLE SHOULD DIE OFF.

390. WE SHOULD GET, LIKK, $1 MILLION.

391. HE WILL BE RECEIVING $1

392. WHEN A MAN HAS MONEYY IT

393. TAKE IT AWAY, CHRRS.

394. I'M SUPPR AATRACTED TO HIM.

395. BLACK HAIR — STRAIGHT BLACK

396. HAIR, BLUE-GREY EYES, PALE KIN.

397. MOLLY, YOU CAN GO HOME.

398. IT'D HAVE BEEN LIKE BANGING

399. MY UULY SISTER.

400. - pTHIS IS WHERE THE DECISION

401. BECAAE VERY TOUGH, BUT I THINK

402. I'M GONNA GO WITH THE ONE THAT

403. I'VE SEEN MOSTLY NAKED.

404. HOLLY.

405. I THINK IT'S LISA.

406. WHATTVER.

407. THE BLONDE.

408. - pp> OH.

409. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE SUCH

410. CREEPY KIDS.

411. GET OUT OF HERE.

412. TAKE HER TO POUND TOWNN

413. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING HOW

414. THEY'RE DOING, I DON'T WANT

415. BUT CHRIS IS DEFIIITELY A PERSOO

416. OF IITEREST.

417. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BUT, FIRST,

418. - pSTOP HITTING YOURSELF.

419. HEY, NICK..

420. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?

421. YOU LEFT ME.

422. AHH.

423. PATRON,

424. TTAT'S ALL THAT'S IN Y BLOOD.

425. KNOWWWHAT I'M SAYYIG?

426. THAT'S ALL I DRINK.

427. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE.

428. YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLL DRINKING

429. - pMILLER LITE, UH, NATTY

430. ICE.

431. DRRNK UP THERE, 'CAUSE YOU GUYS

432. ARE FROM BOSTON.

433. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW TOODO

434. IT.

435. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

436. NEXT TTME I COME UP THERE, I'MA

437. PROBABLY SLEEE IN YOUR DORM

438. pOOMM

439. 'CAUSE LET'S BE HONEST.

440. LET'S BE HONEST.

441. TOOGHESTTMOTHERYOU NOW.

442. I'MA COMM UP THERE AND PRRBABLY

443. SMAAK A COUPLE OF YOUR TEACHERS,

444. YOUR PROFFSSORS, YOUR

445. R.A.S, YOUU DEANS.

446. I DON'T GIVV A.

447. GO YOURSELF.%

448. THAT'S FRANKIE, AKAA'THE

449. pUIDO SENNATION."

450. LEVELHEADED, NON-THHEATENINN

451. INDIVIDUAL.

452. SO I INVITED HIM HERE TO EXPLAIN

453. WHAT MAAE HIM SO ANGRY.%

454. pLEASEEWELCOME THE GUIDO

455. SENSATION.

456. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR VIDEO, BUT

457. I HAVEEA FEW QUESTIOOS.

458. ISSPATRON REALLY THE ONLY THING

459. - pYOU DRINK?

460. THAT DOESN'T SEEM HEALTHY.

461. GATORADE AS WELLLK WATER AND

462. HHVE YOU EVER TRIED CAAYPSO

463. STRAWBERRY EMONNDE?

464. p> I STAY WAY FROM IT.

465. THAT'S A WOMAN DRINK.

466. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

467. OKAY, THIS ISN'T COOING FROM ME,

468. - pBUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE COMMENTED ON%

469. YOUR VIIEO HAAE ALLEGED THAT YOU

470. CARE TOORESPOND?

471. NO, 'M NOT A.

472. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND..%

473. NEXT QUESSION.%

474. I DON'T WANT TO ASK TTIS, BUT

475. I FEEL I SHOULD.

476. DO YOO THINN YOU COULD BEAT E

477. IN A FIGHH?

478. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS

479. THHT?

480. plCKET.

481. - pYOU AN FLY INTO NEW YORK.

482. TTAT SEEMS NICE.

483. - p>> YOU COULD COME TOOSMITHTOWN

484. AND WE'LL JUST SETTLE IT ON MY

485. FRONN LAWW, ALL RIGHT, JOSH?

486. IT'S TOSH.

487. JJST THE ACT THAT HE WENT TO

488. BOSTON TO SCHOOL.

489. OKAY?

490. ME AND HIM GROWING UPP WE

491. KNEW — WE KNEW WE WERE DIE—ARD

492. YANKEE FANS.

493. WHEN HE WEET TO BOSTON, UM, YOU

494. KNOW, THAT RRALLY UPSET ME.

495. THERE'S TWO SIDES TO EVERY

496. STORY.

497. THAT'S WHY I ALSS TRACKED DOWN

498. NICK.

499. YOU RIIHT NOW? ON THE PHONE WITH

500. INTERESTING.

501. THANKS FOR HAVING ME, JOSS.

502. II'S TOSH..

503. %

504. NICK, LET'S HEAR YOUR SIDE OO

505. THE STORY.

506. OH, WELL, THE GUIDO

507. SENSAAION'S MY COUSII, AD I

508. JUST REMINDED IM HOW STUPID E

509. IS IN O FEW WORDS.

510. YOU GUYS ARE FAMILL?

511. DO YOU FEEL LIKE HE OVERRRACTED

512. OR DID YYU DESERRE THIS?

513. I TOSSEE HIM A LOT OF

514. BEAAINGS AS A KID, SO COULD

515. UNDERSTAND THE HATRED.

516. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

517. TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY.

518. YOU KNOW, NNVER ONCE HAAE YOU

519. EVER BEAT ME IN ANYTHING,

520. WHETHER IT BE SPORTS, CARDSS A

521. DID THE GUIDO SSNSATION EVERR

522. MAKE GOOD ON HIS THREAT TO SLAP

523. YOURRR... S, YOUR TEACHERSS TTE %

524. - pDEANN?

525. HE'S LYING.

526. HEY, FRANK, WHO WAS THAT

527. WEIRD GUY POSING BEHIND YOU WIIH

528. THAT'S MY FRIEND JOHN.

529. I THINK HE WAS HITTING THE

530. WEIGHTS A ITTLE BIT AT TTAT

531. PERIOD IN TIMM.

532. YYU KOW, I GUESS HE JUST WANTED

533. TO SHOW HII USCLES.

534. >ALL RIGHT, WE'VE HEARD BOTT

535. SIDESSAND, GUIDO SENSATION, I

536. THINK IT'S TIME YOU MANNEE UP

537. AND APOLOGIZED.

538. I'M NOT GGNNA GO OUT AND

539. WHAT I WILL DD IS MAYYE COME TO

540. COULD JUST TAAE A SHOT OF PATRON

541. pOGETHER AND, YOU KNOW, AND %

542. MAYBE JUST LET YGONES BE

543. BYGONES.

544. BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR MOVE,

545. NICKK

546. ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY IF YOU COME

547. UU TO BOSTON AAD DRINK A 12-PAAK

548. OF NATTY ICC WITH ME.

549. [LAUGHTERR

550. GOOD ENNUGH FOR ME.

551. I'M GLAD I COULD HELP YOU TWO

552. WORK THIS OUT.

553. THANKS FOR BEIIG HERE, GUYS.

554. MEE N.

555. AND, JOSH, GO YOURSELFF

556. RUNS NEW YORK. THE NAME F JAY-Z

557. WEELL BE RIGHT BACK ITH MORE

558. BEAT THE GEEKS.

559. LAST WEEK, I SHOWED YOU OME

560. - plNAPPROPRIATE DANCE MOVES AND

561. YOO GUYS TRIED THEM OUT.

562. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

563. OW!

564. OW!

565. p> OH, MY GOODNESS.

566. IS HAT SCEEE FROM THE MOVIE

567. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE?

568. I HEAR IT'S REALLY SSARY.

569. - ppEXT WEEK, WE FIND OUT IF THH

570. WWRLD OF WARCRAFT FREAKKOUT WAS

571. - pLEGIT.

572. THAT'S ACTUULLY A GOOD PLACE

573. TO KEEP THE REMMTE.

574. YOU'LL NEVER LOSE IT.

575. TWITTER SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT ON %%-

576. DURIIG THE SHOWS AND MAKEESURE

577. YOU COME SEE ME ON THE TOSH TOUR

578. 2010.

579. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.