Tosh.0 2x13

1. OH, YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE

2. A GOOD SHOW WHEN THERE'S PUKE IN

3. THE ONE-SPOT.

4. WELCOME TO TOSH.0.

5. TONIGHT THE GUY WHO GOT STUCK IN

6. THE ELEVATOR STOPS BY FOR A WEB

7. REDEMPTION.

8. I INTRODUCE THE LATEST HOLLYWOOD

9. WORKOUT PLAN.

10. AND I LET YOU, THE FANS, WRITE

11. ME A SCREENPLAY.

12. ALRIGHT, NOW, THROW UP THAT

13. FIRST VIDEO AGAIN.

14. PUKE WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT YOUR

15. BACK.

16. STILL CLEANER THAN ANY BALLY'S.

17. THE SPOTTER SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT

18. HIS VOMIT.

19. THAT'S 80 BUCKS WORTH OF

20. SUPPLEMENTS AND ENERGY GEL.

21. ATTENTION VIEWERS OF TOSH.0!

22. HILARIOUS VIDEO WARNING HAS BEEN

23. ISSUED!

24. ATTENTION!

25. A WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR

26. CALIFORNIA!

27. THAT'S FRANKIE MACDONALD.

28. HE'S FROM CANADA.

29. THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN IT.

30. HE'S GOT 178 VIDEOS, BUT THIS IS

31. THE MOST POPULAR.

32. PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S SPOT ON

33. ACCURATE.

34. HE'S DONE THE RESEARCH.

35. HE PREDICTED THE OIL SPILL,

36. SUPER BOWL 14, SUPER BOWL 37,

37. AND AL GORE BANGING LARRY

38. DAVID'S WIFE.

39. YEAH, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

40. ANIMALS CAN PREDICT TSUNAMIS,

41. THE MENTALLY DISABLED CAN

42. PREDICT EARTHQUAKES.

43. THAT'S DOCUMENTED.

44. YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.

45. SEAN PENN IS.

46. I HEARD HE WANTS TO PLAY HIM IN

47. A NEW MOVIE.

48. THIS NEXT VIDEO SHOWS THAT THE

49. WESTIN IS THE HOTEL OF CHOICE

50. FOR ALL OLD CREEPY GAY STRONG

51. MEN FETISHES.

52. IS THIS ONE OF THOSE ROSIE

53. O'DONNELL CRUISES?

54. HE'S REALLY HAMMERING THAT OLD

55. MAN'S TITS.

56. EASY WITH THE FOREPLAY, BROS.

57. YOU'RE GOING TO BE TOO SORE TO

58. MAKE LOVE.

59. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T WANT

60. THE GAYS TO GET MARRIED.

61. TOO MUCH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

62. ALRIGHT, SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S

63. DRILLING.

64. ALRIGHT.

65. I JUST WANTED TO CHECK ON HOW MY

66. GRANDPA WAS DEALING WITH THE

67. LOSS OF NANA.

68. MOVING ON.

69. JUST A LITTLE OFF MY LEFT SIDE,

70. PLEASE.

71. AH, NOW THAT YOUR HAIR IS FIXED,

72. TIME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

73. EYE.

74. JUST DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH

75. THE OTHER ONE.

76. LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN

77. HELL TRACK.

78. IT'S THE GHOST OF THE KID WHO

79. DIED ON THAT TRACK 20 YEARS AGO

80. TODAY.

81. THE BIKE CAME IN 3RD, GUY CAME

82. IN 4TH.

83. GOD, WHEN I FELL OFF MY BIKE,

84. AND NEEDED YOU MOST, I ONLY SAW

85. ONE SET OF TIRE TRACKS RIDING

86. AWAY.

87. WHERE WERE YOU?

88. "I WAS RIDING YOUR BIKE AND

89. WINNING THE RACE."

90. THIS NEXT VIDEO IS COMIN'

91. STRAIGHT OUT OF MY MOM'S

92. BATHROOM.

93. I'M SORRY.

94. I DON'T THINK I CAUGHT YOUR

95. NAME.

96. 50 TYSON, ALRIGHT.

97. THIS GUY TELLS THE TRUTH.

98. TURN HIM DOWN IN MY HEADPHONES.

99. THAT IS MY JAM.

100. DON'T GIVE UP, BEING AN AWFUL

101. RAPPER NEVER STOPPED WILL SMITH.

102. I AIN'T GONNA LIE.

103. I LEARNED THAT SONG

104. WORD-FOR-WORD.

105. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

106. YEP, YEP, YEP.

107. REMIX!

108. AFTER WATCHING THAT, I HATE THE

109. PLAYER AND THE GAME.

110. CAN WE SEE SOMETHING WHITE

111. PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY DO?

112. I'M SURE PEOPLE AT HOME ARE

113. SAYING, "THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR

114. NOT WEARING PADS," BUT THEY

115. DON'T MAKE A GRUNDLE GUARD.

116. I'VE CHECKED.

117. THAT IS A HELL OF A WAY TO GET A

118. VASECTOMY.

119. WALK IT OFF!

120. ALRIGHT.

121. LET'S TEAR OPEN THIS VIDEO'S

122. SACK IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

123. SKATING IS ALL ABOUT TRIAL AND

124. ERROR.

125. MOSTLY ERROR.

126. BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP MICHA AND

127. HIS BUDDIES FROM LOITERING AT

128. THE HIGH SCHOOL THEY'LL NEVER

129. GRADUATE FROM.

130. 15-STAIRS — GO BIG OR GO HOME!

131. OHH!

132. LOOKS LIKE THE LANDING STUCK

133. HIM.

134. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.

135. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I'VE

136. SEEN A SKATEBOARD STAB SOMEONE

137. IN THE TAINT, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

138. HE IS GONNA NEED SOME TWEEZERS.

139. AND A MIRROR.

140. LISTEN TO HIM WHINE.

141. SOUNDS LIKE SHAKIRA'S NEW SONG.

142. I'D FREAK TOO IF MY SKATEBOARD

143. RIPPED ME A NEW, BUT

144. THAT'S NOT GOING TO IMPRESS

145. THOSE 8TH GRADERS.

146. THEY DON'T EVEN LIFT A FINGER.

147. THEY'RE ABOUT AS HELPFUL AS GARY

148. COLEMAN'S WIFE.

149. WE'LL MISS YOU, WEBSTER.

150. THAT'S A PHRASE NO MAN EVER

151. WANTS TO SAY.

152. I JUST HOPE THERE AREN'T ANY GAY

153. VAMPIRES AROUND.

154. I'M TALKING TO YOU, ROBERT

155. PATTINSON.

156. OKAY, MICHA, YOU NEED TO CALM

157. DOWN AND HAVE THAT LOOKED AT BY

158. A PROFESSIONAL.

159. OR JUST HAVE YOUR BUDDIES CHECK

160. IT OUT IN THE BUSHES.

161. THAT KID MADE A B+ IN BIOLOGY.

162. WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS, DOOGIE?

163. AH, THE GOOCH.

164. "NAH HIS GOOCH.

165. HIS GOOCH IS BLEEDING."

166. IT'S THE MOST MYSTERIOUS OF ALL

167. BODY PARTS.

168. CERTAINLY THE LAST PLACE YOU

169. WANT TO HAVE RIPPED.

170. LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEVER BE THE

171. NEXT SHAUN WHITE.

172. BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE BETTER

173. LOOKING THAN HE IS.

174. YEAH.

175. EVERYONE IS.

176. I'M JUST GLAD THERE ARE NEW

177. PEOPLE TO CARRY ON THE TRADITION

178. OF SKATERS HURTING THEMSELVES

179. NOW THAT BAM MARGERA IS SO OLD

180. AND PATHETIC, AND FOR THAT, WE

181. SAY THANK YOU.

182. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE GUY

183. WHO GOT STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR'S

184. WEB REDEMPTION, BUT FIRST, STOP

185. SENDING ME THIS VIDEO, I'VE SEEN

186. IT.

187. HE PROBABLY FORGOT TO HIT THE

188. BUTTON.

189. YOU EVER DO THAT?

190. YOU GET IN, YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, 41

191. HOURS!"

192. THAT'S HOW LONG HE WAS STUCK IN

193. THERE.

194. THAT'S ALMOST AS LONG AS THAT

195. HORRIBLE A-TEAM REMAKE FELT.

196. SORRY, JESSICA BIEL.

197. I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOOD IN

198. ANYTHING.

199. I ASSUME NO ONE CAME TO HIS

200. RESCUE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT

201. WAS DAVID BLAINE DOING ANOTHER

202. ONE OF HIS STUPID NON-MAGIC,

203. MAGIC TRICKS.

204. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, BEING

205. STUCK IN THERE FOR THAT LONG, OR

206. THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU

207. REALIZE THAT NOT A SINGLE PERSON

208. HAS NOTICED YOU'RE GONE.

209. ELEVATORS ARE AWFUL.

210. GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD EVER DO

211. SOME CARDIO.

212. SURE, THEY'RE CONVENIENT, BUT

213. OTHER THAN STANDING QUIETLY,

214. TRYING NOT TO FART, THERE'S NOT

215. A LOT TO DO INSIDE OF ONE.

216. I HATE IT WHEN THE ELEVATOR IS

217. FULL AND THEN A NEW GUY WALKS IN

218. LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE.

219. "HEY PAL, WE'VE ALL BEEN ON HERE

220. FOR SIX FLOORS ALREADY.

221. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ IN

222. AND RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?"

223. NOT ON MY WATCH.

224. OH, AND WHY CAN'T WE INVENT AN

225. ELEVATOR THAT WORKS DURING A

226. FIRE?

227. SEEMS LIKES THE EXACT TIME WHERE

228. YOU WANT AN ELEVATOR TO BE

229. OPERATIONAL.

230. WHO THE HELL IS OTIS AND WHY

231. DOES HE OWN EVERY ELEVATOR?

232. NICK'S ONLY WISH IS THAT HE

233. DIDN'T HAVE THAT BURRITO TEN

234. MINUTES BEFORE HE TOOK HIS SMOKE

235. BREAK.

236. THAT'S WHY I HELD THE DOOR FOR

237. HIM, GAVE HIM AN EXPRESS RIDE UP

238. THE TOSH.0 PENTHOUSE IN THIS

239. WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

240. HEY, NICK.

241. HEY, DANIEL.

242. NICE TO MEET YOU.

243. NICE TO MEET YOU.

244. LET'S START SMALL WITH AN

245. ESCALATOR.

246. NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF HERE.

247. NO, NO!

248. HELP, HELP!

249. TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

250. I BASICALLY WENT OUT FOR A

251. CIGARETTE BREAK.

252. I GOT IN AN ELEVATOR WHERE I WAS

253. WORKING FOR 15 YEARS.

254. ON THE WAY UP, THE ELEVATOR GOT

255. STUCK IN THE CONCRETE SHAFT.

256. WHEN I DID OPEN THE DOOR, FROM

257. ZERO TO 39 WAS JUST CINDER BLOCK

258. SHAFT.

259. YOU WERE IN THERE 42 HOURS?

260. AROUND 41 HOURS, YEAH.

261. HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THERE?

262. DID YOU EVER GO UP TO THE TOP?

263. I TRIED.

264. THE LATCH IS LOCKED BY LAW.

265. THE HATCH IS NOT TO GET THERE.

266. IT'S FOR PEOPLE TO COME IN AND

267. GET YOU.

268. EVERYONE THAT WATCHES THAT

269. PROBABLY THINKS THEY COULD THINK

270. OF A WAY AND THERE SOLIDLY

271. WASN'T —

272. I HAD LIKE A BOOK OF MATCHES

273. AND THREE CIGARETTES.

274. BURN THAT DOWN.

275. AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT OF

276. DROPPING A MATCH DOWN THE SHAFT,

277. HOPING IT WOULD CREATE A FIRE.

278. AT SOME POINT I WAS LOSING IT.

279. DID YOU REALIZE THE SECURITY

280. CAMERAS WERE ON YOU?

281. YES, I DID.

282. DID THAT DETER OR MOTIVATE

283. YOU TO MASTURBATE?

284. EVERYBODY ASKS THAT QUESTION.

285. DID YOU EVER SEE THE YOUTUBE

286. COMMENTS?

287. HOW COULD THAT GUY NOT JERK OFF.

288. I'VE NOT GONE 42 HOURS

289. WITHOUT JERKING ON.

290. SOMETHING TOTALLY EROTIC

291. ABOUT BEING STUCK IN AN

292. ELEVATEDER.

293. I DID PEE —

294. SO YOU DID PEE?

295. OH, YEAH, YEAH.

296. NO.

297. HOW LONG AFTER THIS DID YOU

298. START TO DEVELOP ACTUALLY A GOOD

299. SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT?

300. AS SOON AS THE LAWSUIT WAS

301. OVER.

302. YOU REALIZED YOU WEREN'T

303. GOING TO GET PAID OFF OF IT?

304. YEAH.

305. YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET PAID

306. OF IT?

307. NO.

308. I'D LIKE TO BREAK YOUR WORLD.

309. I'D LIKE TO BE THERE 41 HOURS.

310. IT WOULD BE GREAT IF I CAN DO IT

311. WITH YOU.

312. ALL RIGHT.

313. WE'RE AT THE TOSH.0 OFFICES.

314. ARE YOU READY FOR TELL

315. INVESTIGATOR RIDE OF YOUR LIFE?

316. LET'S GO FOR IT.

317. GET IN THERE!

318. THAT'S MINE.

319. I CANNOT HOLD IT!

320. PIZZA IS HERE!

321. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

322. THAT WAS OVER 30 MINUTES!

323. SHOULD BE FREE!

324. THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO,

325. NICK.

326. THERE YOU GO.

327. JOEY!

328. HEY, JOEY!

329. WHAT'S UP?

330. ALL SET?

331. MY GOOD O.G.

332. CUSH ON YOU.

333. BETTER STOP TELLING YOUR SISTER

334. SHE BETTER NOT CALL ME.

335. WHAT'S WRONG?

336. WHAT'S WRONG?

337. WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT A CALENDAR

338. WHAT'S WRONG.

339. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

340. THAT'S BAD LUCK.

341. BAD LUCK.

342. CHECK, CHECK!

343. NO, NO.

344. HEY.

345. LET ME —

346. YOU SON OF A BITCH!

347. GIRLS LOVE A JACUZZI.

348. I SHOCKED THE WORLD.

349. I SHOCKED THE WORLD!

350. THE LAST ELEVATOR WAS A

351. SAUSAGE PARTY.

352. YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

353. THAT GUY HAS OVER FIVE

354. MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE!

355. HOUSEKEEPING!

356. DID WE HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

357. AFTER YOU.

358. I THINK WE LEARNED A LOT

359. ABOUT OURSELVES.

360. NICE MEETING YOU, NICK.

361. NICE MEETING YOU, DANIEL.

362. GOOD I DON'T KNOW.

363. I'M ON THE FLOOR.

364. FOR THOSE OF YOU CONCERNED AT

365. HOME, I WASN'T TRYING TO KILL

366. MYSELF.

367. THAT'S HOW UNCLE DANIEL LIKES TO

368. HAVE A GOOD TIME.

369. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

370. FIRST, IT'S OUR FLIP OF THE

371. WEEK.

372. THE FLIP OF THE WEEK IS

373. THAT'S CALLED DAGGERING.

374. IT'S A TRADITIONAL JAMAICAN

375. DANCE WHERE YOU DRY HUMP THE

376. OUT OF YOUR PARTNER.

377. THAT'S NOT THE ONLY POSSIBLY

378. ILLEGAL DANCE ON THE INTERNET.

379. CHECK OUT THIS BIT OF FANCY

380. FOOTWORK CALLED THE

381. SLANG.

382. THAT'S WHERE YOU WHIP YOUR JUNK

383. AROUND LIKE A PROPELLER MADE OF

384. MEAT.

385. ALL YOU NEED IS A PAIR OF BAGGY

386. SWEATPANTS AND A GIFT FROM THE

387. LORD.

388. AND FINALLY, THE HOT NEW DANCE

389. CRAZE THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION

390. OF BRAZIL.

391. THE SURRA DE BUNDA.

392. NOW, MY PORTUGUESE IS A LITTLE

393. RUSTY, BUT I BELIEVE IT ROUGHLY

394. TRANSLATE TO "BUTT POUNDING."

395. THAT'S THE MOST PLEASURABLE WAY

396. A MAN CAN BREAK HIS NOSE.

397. ALRIGHT, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

398. BUT TOSH.0 IS A LOT LIKE "THE

399. ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW."

400. BOTH HAVE LESBIAN HOSTS WHO LOVE

401. TO DANCE IN THEIR OFFICE.

402. I HEAR NEXT WEEK WE'RE HAVING A

403. LITTLE HR MEETING AT OUR OFFICE.

404. I WONDER WHAT TRIGGERED THAT.

405. NOW, IF WE CAN TAKE A SECOND TO

406. TALK ABOUT HOW FAT, YOU THE FANS

407. ARE.

408. HERE AT TOSH.0 WE'VE COME UP

409. WITH A VERY SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE

410. EXERCISE PROGRAM CALLED

411. PISS-UPS.

412. I MADE IT MANDATORY THAT

413. EVERYONE IN OUR OFFICE DO THEM.

414. AND NOW YOU CAN DO THEM AT HOME,

415. JUST BY FOLLOWING THIS BRIEF

416. INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO.

417. PISS-UPS AND YOU INVOLVE FIVE

418. SIMPLE STEPS.

419. STEP ONE, GO TO THE BATHROOM.

420. ONCE INSIDE, YOU PEE INTO A

421. TOILET.

422. STAND UP STRAIGHT.

423. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

424. CUP YOUR PENIS AT THE TOP TO

425. ENSURE A STRAIGHT ACCURATE

426. STREAM OF URINE.

427. STEP 2, WHEN FINISHED, CAREFULLY

428. PUT YOUR PENIS BACK INTO YOUR

429. PANTS AND ZIP UP BEFORE WASHING

430. YOUR HANDS.

431. STEP 3, EXIT THE BATHROOM.

432. STEP 4, OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM

433. DOOR, GET DOWN AND PUSH-UP

434. POSITION AND DO TEN OR MORE

435. PISS-UPS DEPENDING ON YOUR

436. ABILITY.

437. REMEMBER, BE A GOOD COLLEAGUE.

438. NEVER LET ANOTHER MAN PISS

439. WITHOUT DOING HIS PISS-UPS.

440. AND YES, LADIES, YOU CAN DO

441. THOSE ON YOUR KNEES GIRL-STYLE

442. PUSH-UPS.

443. BUT DON'T WHINE AND COMPLAIN

444. ABOUT BEING PAID LESS THAN A

445. MAN.

446. MAYBE START DOING REAL PUSHUPS

447. AND REAL WORK AND THEN WE'LL

448. TALK.

449. ING IN THEN, ZIP IT.

450. STEP 5, RETURN TO WORK AND

451. THAT'S HOW YOU DO PISS-UPS.

452. THANK YOU.

453. I'M DOING MY PART.

454. NOW AMERICA, IF YOU COULD DO

455. YOUR PART AND STOP BEING SO LAZY

456. AND FAT.

457. IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO GO TO OUR

458. BLOG AND UPLOAD IT FOR A CHANCE

459. TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF THE

460. WEEK.

461. I KNOW, I'D LOVE TO SEE IF ANY

462. OF YOU COULD DO THE SURRA DE

463. BUNDA DANCE IN INAPPROPRIATE

464. PLACES.

465. MAYBE A WEDDING, HUH?

466. BAR MITZVAH?

467. WHATEVER YOU WANT.

468. THIS WEEK'S VIEWER VIDEO WINNER

469. COMES TO US FROM JIM AND DILLON.

470. I'VE BEEN EATING BANANAS

471. CRAZY.

472. THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS.

473. DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE

474. ON MY iPAD LAST NIGHT?

475. ARGH!

476. I DON'T THINK HE DID.

477. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

478. CHOCOLATE NEWS.

479. WELCOME BACK.

480. I ASKED YOU LAST WEEK TO SEND ME

481. YOUR "I HATE" VIDEOS.

482. WELL, HERE ARE THE ONES THAT I

483. HATED THE LEAST.

484. THIS IS MY I HATE VIDEO FOR

485. COMEDY CENTRAL'S TOSH.0.

486. I HATE WHEN YOUR HATE VIDEO

487. ABOUT THE HATE STICKER.

488. MY GRANDMA HAS A HATE STICKER.

489. SHE CAN'T WALK FAR BECAUSE HER

490. BACK HURTS, DICK HEAD.

491. I HATE WHEN TODD GETS

492. ED ON TV.

493. THE GOOD SHOWS ARE ON EVERY

494. NIGHT.

495. I HAVE SCHOOL THE NEXT MORNING.

496. TOSH, PUT YOUR SHOWS ON EARLIER.

497. WHAT BREAKS IT DOWN?

498. I HATE IT.

499. THAT WAS EVERYTHING ON MY I

500. HATE LIST.

501. HAHAHA.

502. THAT'S MY DEMO.

503. NEXT WEEK, THE CARTWHEELING

504. GOALIE GETS A WEB REDEMPTION.

505. THAT'S ONE OF THOSE HORNS THEY

506. USE.

507. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ON

508. TWITTER SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT

509. DURING THE SHOWS.

510. MAKE SURE YOU COME SEE ME ON THE

511. TOSH TOUR 2010.

512. THAT IS GOING TO BE EXCITING.

513. NOW, BEFORE WE END THE SHOW, IN

514. CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M

515. GETTING PRETTY FAMOUS.

516. IN FACT, I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I'M

517. AN ASCENDING B-.

518. YEAH.

519. WHAT ARE YOU?

520. AND THE MOVIE OFFERS ARE COMING

521. IN LIKE WILDFIRE, BUT I'M NOT

522. GONNA SAY YES TO JUST ANY

523. PROJECT.

524. THAT'S WHY I HAD YOU THE FANS,

525. HELP ME WRITE A SCREENPLAY IN A

526. NEW SEGMENT CALLED "TWITTEN BY"

527. CLEVER AND CUTE!

528. I STARTED BY SENDING OUT A

529. SINGLE TWEET AND YOU GUYS TOOK

530. OVER.

531. "THE YEAR IS 2011.

532. DANIEL WAKES UP.

533. AND HE WAKES UP NEXT TO A SWEATY

534. BUT SATISFIED ANTONIO BANDERAS,

535. HIS ANUS WAS AFLAME WITH THE

536. PAIN OF A FORGOTTEN NIGHT.

537. LATER THAT DAY HE SEES A BUNCH

538. OF DEAD HOOKERS.

539. REALLY, JUST A CRAZY AMOUNT OF

540. DEAD HOOKERS.

541. ONE OF THEM WAS ALL FILLED WITH

542. BABIES.

543. AND SHE HAD HERPES.

544. THEN HIS MOTHER REVEALS TO HIM

545. THAT SHE IS PREGNANT.

546. AND HE IS THE FATHER.

547. TOSH'S FATHER IS UPSET, YET NOT

548. SURPRISED.

549. SO HE MASTURBATES WITH HIS OWN

550. TEARS, AND SCREAMED "I JUST

551. BOUGHT TICKETS FOR YOUR TOUR

552. WHEN IT GOES TO INDIANA!

553. I LOVE YOU :)

554. I'M SO EXCITED!"

555. "HE WANTED TO GET OUT OF TOWN IN

556. TIME TO CATCH THE SALE AT THE

557. PERRY ELLIS OUTLET MALL BUT HE

558. FOUND HIMSELF SURROUNDED BY

559. AL-QAEDA.

560. HE WAS OUTNUMBERED BUT STILL

561. MANAGED TO PLEASURE EACH MAN

562. ACCORDINGLY.

563. NO ONE WAS UNSATISFIED!

564. YES, I HAD TO DO GAY STUFF IN

565. PRISON, BUT THAT WAS FOR

566. SURVIVAL.

567. SURVIVAL!

568. BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER

569. BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER

570. BONER BONER.

571. HE DIES.

572. END OF MOVIE."

573. THAT ONE WAS A REAL TEAR-JERKER.

574. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

575. GOOD NIGHT.