Tosh.0 2x10

1. YOU GUYS ARE FOR SURE.

2. OH, WELCOME TO TOSH.0.

3. I THINK YOU MEAN, TOSH 2.0.

4. I DON'T GIVE A WHAT YOU

5. CALL IT.

6. WELCOME BACK.

7. BEFORE WE START, THERE WAS A LOT

8. OF DEBATE ABOUT WHAT I WOULD BE

9. WEARING FOR THE REST OF THIS

10. SEASON.

11. A LOT OF YOU VOTED ONLINE, AND I

12. WANT YOU TO KNOW YOUR VOTES WERE

13. WASTED.

14. THEY DIDN'T COUNT.

15. YOUR OPINIONS ARE STUPID.

16. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE

17. YOU THE SUMMER OF "DEEP VEEES."

18. ALRIGHT.

19. TRY NOT TO BE TOO JEALOUS, BUT

20. EVERYONE IN MY AUDIENCE ALSO

21. RECEIVED A FREE 100% COTTON

22. "DEEP V."

23. IT'S GONNA BE A HOT SUMMER, YOU

24. MIGHT AS WELL DRESS FOR IT.

25. ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THAT.

26. TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, THE

27. LIGHTNING BOLT LARPER GETS A WEB

28. REDEMPTION.

29. WE GO TO THE POT CONVENTION.

30. AND WE GO OVER STUFF THAT

31. HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE ON

32. VACATION.

33. AH-HUH.

34. SHOW ME THOSE SLEEVELESS

35. HILLBILLY LUMBERJACKS AGAIN.

36. I GUESS THE A-HOLE DOESN'T FALL

37. FAR FROM THE TREE.

38. THE GOOD NEWS, THE TREE IS NOW

39. ON THEIR RED ROVER TEAM.

40. SEND HICKORY RIGHT OVER.

41. I'M TOLD THAT'S HOW PEOPLE IN

42. ARKANSAS FALL ASLEEP.

43. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T COUNT SHEEP

44. WITHOUT GETTING A BONER.

45. WE'RE BACK!

46. WE'RE BACK!

47. ALRIGHT.

48. HOW ABOUT ANOTHER VIDEO WITH A

49. HELMET.

50. OH, MY GOD.

51. HE'S GOING TO CRASH!

52. DON'T RUIN IT.

53. JUST LIKE EVEL KNIEVEL.

54. DEAD.

55. WELL, AT LEAST HIS HEAD MADE THE

56. JUMP.

57. FROM QUAD TO QUADRIPLEGIC.

58. IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY AT THE

59. END OF THE VIDEO YOU CAN HEAR,

60. "THIS IS ONSTAR.

61. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

62. THAT IS SO DANGEROUS."

63. I CALL THIS NEXT VIDEO THE MOIST

64. MAKER.

65. WHO SAYS OUR SHOW DOESN'T REACH

66. OUT TO THE LADIES?

67. THE ONLY THING WORSE IS

68. IMAGINING THAT HE'S TOSSING THE

69. B-HOLE.

70. YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME ABOUT

71. THIS VIDEO?

72. HE'S NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO

73. THAT GUY'S BALLS!

74. YOU CAN SEARCH ON GOOGLE 'TIL

75. THE COWS COME HOME, BUT YOU'LL

76. NEVER SEE A BLACK GUY MAKE A

77. VIDEO LIKE THIS.

78. THEY'RE SELFISH LOVERS.

79. HERE'S SOMEONE ELSE THAT'LL

80. HERE'S SOMEONE ELSE THAT'LL NEVER GET TO THIRD BASE.

81. NEVER GET TO THIRD BASE.

82. I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO

83. TYRA BANKS' FOREHEAD.

84. IT LOOKS SWOLLEN.

85. IF YOU'RE SCORING AT HOME THAT

86. IS RULED E-1.

87. THAT'LL HAPPEN WHEN YOU HANG A

88. CURVEBALL BELT HIGH.

89. NO WONDER GAMES LAST FOUR HOURS.

90. IT TAKES 45 MINUTES TO FIND SOME

91. DUDE'S EYEBALL.

92. DUDE'S EYEBALL. ALRIGHT, PLAY THE WHOLE VIDEO.

93. ALRIGHT, PLAY THE WHOLE VIDEO.

94. THERE'S NO DYING IN BASEBALL.

95. THANK YOU.

96. A LITTLE LEFT.

97. MIGHT WANT TO HELP HIM OUT.

98. LOOKS LIKE HE'S CHOKING ON HIS

99. OWN BLOOD.

100. THAT WAS THE FIRST EVER

101. INSIDE-THE-INFIELD HOMERUN.

102. HOW ABOUT A CUTE BABY VIDEO?

103. AAH.

104. EEW.

105. BEFORE BABIES CAN LEARN TO WALK,

106. THEY HAVE TO LEARN TO SCOOT

107. AROUND IN A WEIRD WAY THAT MAKES

108. THEM LOOK AS IF SOMETHING IS

109. SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THEM.

110. HEY, IT'S OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF

111. THIS VIDEO.

112. IT'S FOREIGN.

113. LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

114. CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

115. COMMENTS WE CAN MAKE.

116. THIS IS WHAT ARIZONA IS AFRAID

117. OF.

118. I THINK THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR

119. THOSE NEW DIAPERS BY SWIFFER.

120. ADOPT THAT, MADONNA.

121. THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP YOUR GROUT

122. CLEAN, WITH A MEXICAN ROOMBA.

123. YOU THINK IT WILL GO BACK TO ITS

124. CHARGING STATION?

125. NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE AN ACTUAL

126. GARBAGE PAIL KID.

127. IT'S OKAY.

128. SHE MAY BE 30.

129. THE NEXT VIDEO COMES WITH A

130. DO NOT PLAY WITH FIRE.

131. IT WILL KILL YOU.

132. GOT PRETTY ROMANTIC ALL THE

133. SUDDEN.

134. "MY DOUCHE FRIEND SAYS TO YOUR

135. DOUCHE FRIEND, I'M GONNA SET

136. YOUR PORCH ON FIRE."

137. THROWS THE BEST

138. BARBECUES.

139. DENIS LEARY, YOU SUCK.

140. WHAT'S NEXT?

141. FIRST PERSON WHO EATS THREE

142. CUPCAKES.

143. OH, MY GOD!

144. ARE YOU CHOKING?

145. YES.

146. STAND UP, STAND UP.

147. GET UP.

148. STAND UP.

149. OH, NO!

150. WHO WON?

151. TURNS OUT CUPCAKES AREN'T JUST

152. MURDER ON THE THIGHS.

153. IT'S DEATH BY CHOCOLATE IN THIS

154. WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

155. MY KIND OF PARTY, SEVEN DUDES,

156. TWO CHICKS AND A CUPCAKE-EATING

157. CONTEST.

158. JUST LIKE THE E-VITE PROMISED.

159. THE FIRST RULE OF CUPCAKE CLUB?

160. THERE'S NO RULES.

161. IT JUST HELPS TO BE STONED.

162. MICHELLE'S PROUD OF HER FRESHMEN

163. 15.

164. SHE KNOWS THERE IS NOTHING

165. SEXIER THEN THE TITLE OF"CHICK

166. THAT CAN EAT A LOT." OOH, AND

167. THEY'RE OFF.

168. SHE'S LIKE KOBAYASHI WITH

169. CLEAVAGE.

170. SHE'S EATING THE PAPER TOO.

171. SASHA GRAY WOULD BE PROUD.

172. BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE.

173. I BET HER DATE HOPES SHE LEFT A

174. LITTLE ROOM FOR A DING-DONG

175. LATER.

176. YOU DON'T WANT WATER IN THE

177. THROAT OF A CHOKING VICTIM.

178. CUPCAKE EXPANDS WITH LIQUID.

179. WHAT YOU NEED IS A HALF A BOTTLE

180. OF DRANO.

181. SHE'S CHOKING.

182. THEY KNOW SHE'S CHOKING, BUT

183. IT'S A CUPCAKE-EAT-CUPCAKE

184. WORLD.

185. IF THEY HELP HER, THAT'S AN

186. AUTOMATIC DQ.

187. OH, NO!

188. NOW IT'S A PARTY!

189. SHAKE THAT BEAR.

190. I THINK HE'S GOING TO SKIP THE

191. HEIMLICH MANEUVER AND JUST

192. THOSE CUPCAKES OUT OF

193. HER.

194. HEY, PERSONALLY, I'D GIVE HER

195. MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

196. THAT WOULD BE DELICIOUS.

197. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO

198. DO: HURT HER EVEN MORE.

199. NOW YOU CAN HUMP HER.

200. LUCKILY, HER FRIENDS ARE TOO

201. POOR FOR MARBLE COUNTERTOPS.

202. YES, WE RESEARCHED IT.

203. SHE IS FINE.

204. I'M JUST GLAD SHE DIDN'T KNOW

205. THE INTERNATIONAL SIGNAL FOR

206. CHOKING AND FOR THAT WE THANK

207. YOU.

208. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE

209. LIGHTING BOLT GUY'S WEB

210. REDEMPTION, BUT FIRST, HERE ARE

211. REDEMPTION, BUT FIRST, HERE ARE SOME "HUGE FAKE BOOBS."

212. SOME "HUGE FAKE BOOBS."

213. LIGHTNING BOLT.

214. LIGHTNING BOLT.

215. LIGHTNING BOLT.

216. LADIES, TIME TO WRING OUT

217. YOUR PANTIES.

218. THOSE ARE LARPERS, AND WHAT

219. THEY'RE DOING IS A LIVE VERSION

220. OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

221. IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM,

222. YOU PROBABLY HAD AN EASY TIME IN

223. HIGH SCHOOL.

224. "LARP" STANDS FOR LIVE ACTION

225. ROLE PLAYING.

226. IT ALSO STANDS FOR NOT GOOD AT

227. SPORTS.

228. BRANDON WEARS CARDBOARD ARMOR,

229. WITH A FOAM SWORD, AND HE'S NOT

230. A SEVEN YEAR OLD.

231. BUT I SAY MORE POWER TO HIM

232. BECAUSE REAL LIFE BLOWS.

233. THE ECONOMY, THE WAR, WATCHING

234. ICE CUBE DO PROMOS ON TBS.

235. YOU DON'T THINK HE'S PRETENDING?

236. THAT GUY WAS IN NWA.

237. THAT STANDS FOR BLACK PEOPLE

238. WITH ATTITUDE.

239. NOW HE'S PIMPING FAMILY

240. WHOLESOMENESS.

241. EAZY WOULD BE SO SAD.

242. I LOVE THAT WE IDOLIZE SOME

243. PEOPLE FOR PLAYING DRESS UP, AND

244. MAKE FUN OF OTHERS.

245. BECAUSE REALLY, LARPING IS JUST

246. LIKE BEING AN ACTOR.

247. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS REAL

248. ACTORS ARE GAY.

249. WE SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF JAKE

250. GYLLENHAAL IN "PRINCE OF

251. PERSIA."

252. THE ONLY MOVIE GAYER THAN "SEX

253. AND THE CITY 2."

254. IS THAT POSH SPICE'S OLD

255. HAIRCUT?

256. LARPERS DON'T DO IT FOR THE

257. MONEY, AND THEY CERTAINLY DON'T

258. DO IT FOR THE GIRLS.

259. THEY DO IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE

260. PHYSICAL ACTIVITY THEY CAN

261. DOMINATE, BECAUSE COOL,

262. COORDINATED PEOPLE, LIKE MYSELF,

263. DON'T DO IT.

264. BRANDON WAS JUST A DORK WHO

265. WANTED TO SHOOT LIGHTNING OUT OF

266. HIS HANDS LIKE GOD DARN RYU FROM

267. STREET FIGHTER.

268. SO I WAVED MY MAGIC WAND AND

269. BROUGHT THIS LIGHTING BOLT

270. LEGEND OUT TO HOLLYWOOD, WHERE

271. THE NERD ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL,

272. IN THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

273. ALL RIGHT.

274. I'M READY TO GO LARPING.

275. WHERE IS YOUR COST TOM, BRANDON?

276. THAT'S NOT LARPING.

277. SO DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE NOT

278. GOING TO HAVE SEX?

279. NO DISRESPECT.

280. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

281. I'M ACTUALLY 35.

282. WHEN I WATCHED THE VIDEO, I

283. THOUGHT A CHILD WAS COMING

284. TODAY.

285. I'VE BEEN DOING THAT 16

286. YEARS.

287. WHEN YOU'RE THERE AND IN THE

288. WORLD AND SURROUNDED BY OTHER

289. PEOPLE DOING THE SAME THING,

290. SEEING THE SAME THING, IT

291. ACTUALLY BECOMES REAL.

292. YOU SHOULD TRY SOME SEX.

293. I'VE HAD SEX.

294. NUMEROUS TIMES.

295. IT'S A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE.

296. I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU.

297. AND SO YOU'VE BEEN A LARPER

298. 16 YEARS?

299. WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY — I

300. GET THAT A LOT.

301. NOT EXACTLY I WANT MY BOY TO

302. BE DOING OVER THERE.

303. ALL RIGHT.

304. HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE

305. SPENT IN YOUR ENTIRE 16-YEAR

306. CAREER ON LARPING?

307. OVER $10,000.

308. WHEN PEOPLE MEET YOU, DO THEY

309. WANT YOU TO KILL THEM WITH A

310. LIGHTNING BOLT?

311. WE ACTUALLY THROW SPELL

312. PACKETS.

313. IT'S A 6 X 6 SQUARE OF CLOTH —

314. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME

315. WHAT IT IS.

316. THE VIEWERS.

317. AND I WAS AT A CONVENTION

318. ONCE.

319. AND THESE KIDS WERE OUT THERE

320. LIKE WADDING UP NAPKINS AND

321. THROWING THEM AT EACH OTHER

322. GOING LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING

323. BOLT.

324. MY BUDDY STOPS ME AND SAYS, HEY,

325. YOU WANT TO MEET THAT GO?

326. THEY WERE LIKE NO WAY.

327. CAN YOU SIGN ONE?

328. YEAH.

329. FOR $5.

330. SO I ENDED UP SIGNING 11 OF

331. THEM.

332. YOU CHARGED THESE KIDS?

333. ABSOLUTELY.

334. YOU'RE THE PETE ROSE OF

335. LARPING.

336. PARENTAPPARENTLY.

337. WE JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE

338. YOU'RE TRAINED.

339. I'M EXCITED FOR YOU TO MEET THE

340. ORICAL.

341. IT HAPPENS TO BE JACKIE CHAN.

342. I'M NOT JACKIE.

343. HE'S NOT A WIZARD.

344. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A KARATE

345. UNIFORM?

346. REACH INTO YOUR ROOTS.

347. I'M FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

348. SO FOR YOUR FINAL TEST, YOU

349. MUCH SNATCH THIS PEBBLE FROM MY

350. HAND AND YOU'LL BE READY.

351. I THINK WE'RE READY.

352. TONIGHT, YOU'RE NOT ONLY

353. FIGHTING FOR YOURSELF, YOU'RE

354. FIGHTING FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS

355. EVER LIVED IN THEIR PARENTS'

356. BASEMENT, WHO HAS EVER BEEN

357. SHOVED IN A LOCKER OR FORCED TO

358. CARRY A TROMBONE IN THE MARCHING

359. BAND OR ACT AS IF IT WAS THEIR

360. RELIGION THAT MADE THEM A

361. VIRGIN.

362. FOR KIDS THAT HAD ASTHMA, YOU

363. SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL THE

364. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THAT AS LONG AS

365. YOU WERE THE TOSH.0 QUEST, THEY

366. CAN TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY BUT

367. THEY'LL NEVER TAKE YOUR FREEDOM.

368. BRANDON, ARE YOU READY TO GIVE

369. IT ANOTHER SHOT?

370. YES!

371. REALLY?

372. I'M OUT ALREADY?

373. I'M OUT ALREADY? MY FACE IS BLUE.

374. MY FACE IS BLUE.

375. LIGHTNING BOLT.

376. LIGHTNING BOLT!

377. CONGRATULATIONS!

378. YOU SAVED THE WORLD.

379. YOU GOT THE WENCH.

380. WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

381. LET'S GO GET LUNCH.

382. I'M STARVING.

383. LUNCH WAS DELICIOUS.

384. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, I

385. HAD A UNICORN BURGER.

386. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BUT FIRST

387. HERE ARE SOME MORE HUGE FAKE

388. BOOBS.

389. BOOBS.

390. I ASSUME THE ONLY REASON HE'S

391. DOING THAT IS BECAUSE HE HAS

392. REALLY BAD GLAUCOMA.

393. I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.

394. I'M PRETTY SURE ALL OUR FANS

395. HAVE GLAUCOMA.

396. THAT'S WHY I WENT TO THE POT

397. CONVENTION TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY

398. WANT TO SEE ON OUR SHOW.

399. ARE YOU STONED RIGHT

400. VERY.

401. YES.

402. I LIKE TO GET HIGH AS HELL,

403. MAN.

404. I LIKE TO GET REAL HIGH.

405. IF YOU WERE TO CREATE YOUR

406. OWN SHOW, WHAT WOULD YOU PUT ON

407. IT?

408. I DON'T KNOW.

409. WHEELCHAIR BOXES.

410. PROBABLY JUST NAKED CHICKS.

411. FARTING.

412. ANIMATED MELLOW DRAMA.

413. CLOWNS.

414. MY MOTHER.

415. COW, A GOAT AND MY

416. REFRIGERATOR.

417. TOM AND JERRY.

418. ALASKAN HALIBUT.

419. MAYBE THROW ALF THERE IN THE

420. MIDDLE OF IT ALL.

421. IT WOULD BE CRAZY, WOULDN'T IT?

422. I'M NOT SURE THAT WAS THE

423. BEST ADVICE, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A

424. SHOT.

425. SO HERE'S THE ULTIMATE STONER

426. VIDEO ACCORDING TO OUR FANS.

427. VIDEO ACCORDING TO OUR FANS.

428. IS IT JUST ME OR ARE POT

429. HEADS GENIUSES?

430. GOD I MISS THAT FURRY LITTLE

431. GUY.

432. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S

433. FAVORITE GAME SHOW, "GUESS WHAT

434. HAPPENS NEXT."

435. THIS STARTS OUT LIKE A MILLION

436. OTHER VIDEOS WE'VE SEEN, A BIG

437. FAT BLACK GIRL DANCING WITH

438. STUFF ALL OVER HER FACE.

439. BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS

440. NEXT?

441. DID YOU GUESS TWO TODDLERS WOULD

442. RUN IN THERE AND MAKE IT RAIN ON

443. THEIR MOTHER WITH MONEY-SHAPED

444. NAPKINS?

445. WELL, THEN YOU'RE OFF TO A GOOD

446. START.

447. BUT HERE'S WHERE IT GETS TRICKY.

448. IF YOU GUESSED THE YOUNGEST

449. WOULD TRY TO STUFF PAPER INTO

450. THAT CAVERNOUS BELLY BUTTON

451. WHILE SHE USES HIS HEAD LIKE A

452. STRIPPER POLE, YOU ARE SICK BUT

453. YOU ARE ALSO 2-FOR-2.

454. WHICH IS MOST IMPORTANT?

455. YOU GUYS WANT TO PRESS YOUR LUCK

456. AND GO ON TO ROUND 3?

457. YEAH!

458. IF YOU THOUGHT THE MAN OF THE

459. HOUSE WOULD GIVE HER A

460. READY-WHIP FACIAL, THEN YOU ARE

461. SQUARELY IN OUR SHOW'S

462. DEMOGRAPHIC, AND YOU'RE MOVING

463. ON TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

464. DO YOU WANT TO KEEP THE MONEY OR

465. KEEP PLAYING?

466. KEEP THE MONEY!

467. THAT.

468. LET'S KEEP PLAYING.

469. ALL RIGHT.

470. IF YOU KNEW THAT SHE WOULD

471. SHOWER HER CHEST WITH A DRY BOX

472. OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE, THEN

473. YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY THE PERSON

474. FILMING THIS VIDEO.

475. THAT IS CHEATING AND YOU ARE

476. DISQUALIFIED FROM PLAYING.

477. WE ALL KNEW HOW THIS VIDEO WOULD

478. END ANYWAY.

479. YEAH!

480. WITH HER MASSAGING BABY OIL ONTO

481. HER DISGUSTING SPARE TIRE.

482. AND THAT IS HOW WE PLAY "GUESS

483. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?"

484. IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO GO TO OUR

485. BLOG AND UPLOAD IT FOR A CHANCE

486. TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF THE

487. WEEK.

488. THIS WEEK'S WINNER COMES FROM

489. THE FINE BROTHERS.

490. UGH!

491. YOU SMELL GOOD.

492. SO DO YOU.

493. TELL ME SOMETHING.

494. ANYTHING.

495. I HAVE HERPES.

496. OF THE MOUTH.

497. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

498. MORE — OH, NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS

499. ONE — THE SARAH SILVERMAN

500. PROGRAM.

501. PROGRAM.

502. AH, RESPECT THE V.

503. AS YOU KNOW, WE WERE ON VACATION

504. FOR A WHILE AND A LOT OF STUFF

505. HAPPENED THAT WE DIDN'T GET A

506. CHANCE TO MAKE FUN OF, SO LET'S

507. GET IT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM NOW.

508. BRETT MICHAELS HAD A STROKE FROM

509. TYING HIS BANDANNA TOO TIGHT.

510. A VOLCANO SCREWED UP MY TRAVEL

511. PLANS.

512. A COUPLE OF FISH MAY DIE IN THE

513. GULF.

514. THE POPE LIED ABOUT TOUCHING

515. SOME KIDS.

516. ARIZONA PASSED A LAW THAT IS

517. GONNA TO RUIN THEIR LAWNS.

518. JENNA JAMESON GOT POUNDED ONE

519. TOO MANY TIMES BY TITO ORTIZ.

520. SANDRA BULLOCK CHEATED ON JESSE

521. JAMES WITH A BLACK GUY.

522. KE$HA WAS THE MUSICAL GUEST ON

523. SNL, AND, FOR ONCE, THE WORST

524. THING ON THAT SHOW WASN'T THAT

525. KID FROM GOOD BURGER.

526. KATE HUDSON UPGRADED FROM

527. MOSQUITO BITES TO BEE STINGS.

528. AND L.T. MASTURBATED A LITTLE

529. TOO CLOSE TO A 16 YEAR OLD.

530. OH YEAH, AND THE SHOW THE TWO

531. COREYS NEEDS TO BE RE-TOOLED.

532. AND THAT WAS STUFF WE'RE SAD WE

533. DIDN'T GET TO MAKE FUN OF.

534. NEXT WEEK THE LOOK AT THAT HORSE

535. GUY GETS A WEB REDEMPTION.

536. LOOK AT THAT HORSE!

537. LOOK AT THAT HORSE'S ASS.

538. HEY MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW ME ON

539. TWITTER SO WE CAN LIVE CHAT

540. DURING THE SHOWS.

541. KEEP UP WITH OUR DAILY BLOG OVER

542. AT COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.O.

543. COMEDY CENTRAL IS

544. SENDING ME ON A WORLD TOUR.

545. THANKFULLY IT'S ONLY IN THE U.S.

546. THE TOSH TOUR 2010 STARTS

547. SEPTEMBER 24TH AND TICKETS GO ON

548. SALE JUNE 17TH.

549. NEW DATES ARE BEING ADDED DAILY.

550. ALL THE INFO IS ON OUR WEBSITE.

551. AND IF YOU DO COME OUT TO A

552. SHOW, NO SURPRISE TRUST FALLS

553. INTO ME.

554. FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT

555. TRUSTWORTHY, AND SECOND OF ALL,

556. I'M VERY FRAIL.

557. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

558. GOOD NIGHT.