Tosh.0 1x8

1. - THANK YOU.

2. COME ON, GARY.

3. A LITTLE LESS HEADBANGING AND A

4. LITTLE MORE HELP WITH THE FIRE.

5. THEY DIDN'T LIGHT IT.

6. BUT THEY TRIED TO FIGHT IT.

7. THEY DIDN'T START THE FIRE.

8. SERIOUSLY, I WENT TO THEIR HOUSE

9. ONCE.

10. FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE BARBECUE

11. STARTED.

12. WELCOME TO TOSH.0.

13. THANK YOU.

14. I'M YOUR HOST, KATT WILLIAMS.

15. TODAY KRISTIN CAVALLARI JOINS

16. US.

17. WHY MUST I CRY GETS A WEB

18. REDEMPTION.

19. AND DON'T FORGET TO PLAY ALONG

20. AT HOME BY TAKING A DRINK EVERY

21. TIME I GET BLEEPED.

22. LET'S START THE SHOW.

23. MORE CELEBRITY DEATHS THIS WEEK.

24. THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA DIED,

25. ALONG WITH HALF OF GEORGE

26. LOPEZ'S ACT.

27. I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY ABOUT HIS

28. DEATH SINCE I WAS THE

29. SPOKESPERSON THAT REPLACED HIM.

30. - 99¢.

31. I'D SAY YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL.

32. - WOULD YOU SAY I GOT A TASTY

33. DEAL?

34. - SURE.

35. - THEN SAY IT.

36. - WHAT'S THAT, TASTY DEAL?

37. - THAT A BOY.

38. SOMEONE HAD NICE LOCKS.

39. LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.

40. I CAN MAKE IT RAIN WITH BORDER

41. BUCKS.

42. AND I KNEW THAT CHIHUAHUA PRETTY

43. WELL, AND I'M SURE HE DIED DOING

44. WHAT HE LOVED.

45. THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A GORDITA?

46. SPEAKING OF MASTURBATING, DID

47. YOUR MOM FORWARD THIS WEDDING

48. VIDEO TO YOU THIS WEEK?

49. UGH, THIS THING HAS BEEN

50. EVERYWHERE.

51. THE MUSIC, WHICH WE CAN'T AFFORD

52. TO PLAY, IS CHRIS BROWN'S

53. FOREVER.

54. WHAT BETTER ANTHEM FOR A HEALTHY

55. RELATIONSHIP?

56. RUMOR HAS IT THAT CHRIS BROWN

57. GOT SO ENRAGED AT HOW BAD THESE

58. WHITE BITCHES WERE DANCING TO

59. HIS MUSIC THAT HE WAITED OUTSIDE

60. AND THREW RICE ON THEM REALLY

61. HARD.

62. - TALKATIVE BABY, DID YOU SEE

63. WHAT I DID WITH THE CHRIS BROWN

64. JOKE?

65. TALKATIVE BABY—

66. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY CHINESE

67. FAMILIES SELL THEIR BABY GIRLS.

68. AW, IT'S SO CUTE.

69. THAT'LL NEVER GET OLD.

70. - SHUT YOUR FACE,

71. TALKATIVE BABY.

72. I GOT A SHOW TO DO.

73. THE SPORT OF PARKOUR IS NOTHING

74. MORE THAN EXTREME WALKING.

75. TO MASTER THIS USELESS SKILL,

76. YOU HAVE TO HAVE REALLY POOR

77. PARENTS.

78. CAN I SUGGEST WE MOVE THE

79. SUGGESTION BOX?

80. OHH.

81. IN RUSSIA, BOX SMASH YOU.

82. OH, MY GOODNESS.

83. I HAVEN'T SEEN A DOLPHIN LOOK

84. THIS DESPERATE AND PATHETIC

85. SINCE NICK SABAN WAS THE COACH.

86. OH, IN YOUR FACE, SELLOUT.

87. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET 20 SECONDS

88. ON THE CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY

89. COMMENTS WE CAN POST.

90. LATER, THE DOLPHIN TOSSED THE

91. MAN'S SEAFOOD SALAD.

92. IF YOU WANT TO KISS HIM, IT

93. COSTS EXTRA.

94. THAT'S A WIVES' TALE.

95. I'VE KISSED WHORES.

96. MORE LIKE "HEPATITIS SEA WORLD."

97. WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO WATCH

98. ONLINE, BUT WATCH A HORSE MAKE

99. LOVE TO A MAN, AND I CAN'T SLEEP

100. FOR WEEKS.

101. THANKS, MR. HANDS.

102. AH.

103. AT LEAST THEY BOTH FINISHED.

104. IF YOU LOVE ART AUCTIONS BUT

105. HATE WEARING PANTS, I FOUND A

106. GREAT PAINTER WHO SELLS HIS WORK

107. ON EBAY.

108. HIS NAME, DAN LACEY.

109. HIS SPECIALTIES, UNICORNS,

110. PANCAKES, AND PRESIDENT BARACK

111. OBAMA NAKED.

112. OH, IN THIS ONE WE HAVE STALIN,

113. BARACK OBAMA, AND THE GUY FROM

114. HOUSE.

115. NO, OF COURSE, I GET IT.

116. SOMEONE'S COMMENT ON SOCIALIZED

117. MEDICINE IN AMERICA.

118. I GUESS.

119. AND THEY'RE NOT CHEAP.

120. WHO WOULD BUY THIS?

121. YEAH, THE GUY WHO CAN EXPENSE IT

122. TO COMEDY CENTRAL, THAT'S WHO.

123. THAT'S ME IN AN ORIGINAL WITH

124. BARACK OBAMA AND A UNICORN ON A

125. SAILBOAT.

126. SOME PEOPLE THINK MY FOOT'S IN

127. THE WATER TO STEER AMERICA IN

128. THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

129. BUT I JUST THINK IT'S ABOUT

130. PLAY.

131. PLEASE GO TO OUR WEBSITE AND

132. INTERPRET THIS PAINTING FOR ME.

133. I'M DYING TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE

134. TO SAY.

135. HEY, IF A TREE FALLS IN THE

136. WOODS AND NO ONE IS THERE TO SEE

137. IT, DOES IT STILL GET POSTED ON

138. YOUTUBE?

139. - UH-OH, WATCH OUT.

140. HERE IT GOES.

141. AND IT'S GOING THE WRONG WAY.

142. OH, MY GOSH.

143. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR

144. NOT YELLING "TIMBER".

145. SEEMED LIKE A LOT OF SNOW ON THE

146. GROUND FOR ALABAMA.

147. I'M KIDDING.

148. THIS VIDEO'S FROM CANADA, WHICH

149. PROVES A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM

150. ALABAMA NOW LIVE IN CANADA.

151. NOW LET'S TRIM THIS DOWN BRANCH

152. BY BRANCH IN THIS WEEK'S

153. BREAKDOWN.

154. UGH.

155. WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT

156. HAVING A LAKESIDE CABIN IN THE

157. WOODS?

158. THE WOODS.

159. WHAT AN EYESORE.

160. HERE'S WHAT YOU DON'T SEE IN

161. THIS VIDEO—

162. A TREE-CUTTING SERVICE TRUCK.

163. YOU KNOW HIS WIFE'S BEEN NAGGING

164. HIM FOR MONTHS, AND FINALLY HE

165. SNAPPED.

166. "YOU WANT ME TO CUT IT DOWN?

167. FINE.

168. "IT'S THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, BUT

169. ANYTHING TO STOP YOUR YAPPING."

170. WHY DOES HIS WIFE WANT THIS TREE

171. GONE SO BAD ANYWAY?

172. APPARENTLY, KEANU REEVES HAS

173. BEEN WRITING LETTERS FROM THE

174. FUTURE TELLING HER THAT TREE HAS

175. GOT TO GO.

176. ALL RIGHT, RIGHT HERE HE'S GOT

177. TWO OPTIONS.

178. HE CAN WATCH THE TREE FALL ON

179. HIS HOUSE.

180. OR HE CAN STEP IN FRONT OF THE

181. TREE SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO HEAR

182. ABOUT IT EVERY DAY FOR THE REST

183. OF HIS LIFE.

184. OH, LOOKY THERE, THE HOUSE IS

185. GONNA HOLD IT.

186. GUESS WHOSE WEEKEND TO-DO LIST

187. JUST GOT A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

188. AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE

189. GONNA GET THE WOOD TO REBUILD

190. THE HOUSE.

191. HIS WIFE DID DO ONE THING RIGHT.

192. SHE DIDN'T FILM IT FROM THE

193. PORCH.

194. AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

195. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH REH

196. DOGG'S WEB REDEMPTION.

197. I'M NOT GAY.

198. AFTER WE FINISH WE CAN STOMP

199. AROUND AND KICK THE TRAINS LIKE

200. MONSTE

201. MONSTERS.

202. ALSO I HAVE A LOT OF IMITATION

203. CRAB MEAT IN MY FREEZER.

204. - TELL ME WHY WHY MUST

205. I CRY TELL ME WHY

206. WHY MUST I CRY

207. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

208. I CRY, WHY WHY MUST I

209. CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

210. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY

211. TELL ME WHY -

212. THAT'S NICE.

213. DO YOU THINK HE USES KIEHL'S?

214. THAT'S MY GUESS.

215. EVERYONE SINGS IN THE SHOWER.

216. BUT FEW DECIDE TO RECORD IT AND

217. PUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

218. IT'S NOT EASY LOOKING HARD-CORE

219. WHEN YOU'RE USING A LOOFAH.

220. BUT NOTHING ABOUT THE RAP GAME

221. IS EASY, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT THE

222. MUSIC INDUSTRY IS IN WORSE SHAPE

223. THAN KELLY CLARKSON'S ASS.

224. I'LL TELL YOU WHY REH DOGG IS

225. CRYING.

226. BECAUSE SO MANY ARTISTS ARE ABLE

227. TO GET THEIR AUTO-TUNED

228. VOICES HEARD WHILE HE TOILS AWAY

229. IN OBSCURITY.

230. IF THEY PLAY BLAME IT ON THE

231. A-A-ALCOHOL ONE MORE TIME WHILE

232. I DRIVE TO WORK, I SWEAR I WILL

233. CRASH MY CAR INTO AN ELEMENTARY

234. SCHOOL.

235. AND EVEN PEOPLE WHO USED TO

236. SOUND GOOD SUCK NOW.

237. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD A

238. U2 OR BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG

239. THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE IT WOULD

240. WORK BETTER IN A CHEVY TRUCK

241. COMMERCIAL?

242. MAKING A GOOD MUSIC VIDEO ISN'T

243. EASY.

244. IF IT WERE, MTV WOULD STILL BE

245. SHOWING THEM INSTEAD OF 16 AND

246. PREGNANT, WHICH I ASSUME IS SHOT

247. EXCLUSIVELY IN UTAH.

248. AT THE END OF THE DAY, REH DOGG

249. POURED HIS HEART OUT.

250. HE'S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY.

251. HE'S ALL ABOUT THE MESSAGE.

252. AND WHILE THE MESSAGE WAS

253. STRONG, THE DELIVERY NEEDED SOME

254. WORK.

255. THAT'S WHY I FLEW REH DOGG OUT

256. TO L.A.

257. TO GIVE HIS MUSIC VIDEO THE

258. TOSH.0 TREATMENT IT TRULY

259. DESERVES IN THIS WEEK'S WEB

260. REDEMPTION.

261. - TELL ME WHY - OH, THAT

262. SOUNDS GOOD.

263. SOLID.

264. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GOTTA ASK THE

265. WHY MUST I CRY?

266. - WELL, THE FIRST HALF OF THE

267. SONG BASICALLY IS TALKING ABOUT

268. THIS KID THAT I USED TO MENTOR.

269. HE WAS, LIKE, EIGHT YEARS OLD,

270. AND HE JUST WOULDN'T LEARN.

271. HE STOLE FROM ME AND—

272. - THAT'LL MAKE YOU CRY.

273. - IT SURE DID.

274. BUT THAT LAST HALF WAS ABOUT

275. THIS LADY THAT I HOOKED UP WITH

276. THAT BASICALLY WAS A

277. MANIPULATING, CONNIVING—

278. TELLIN' ME THAT THE TWINS ARE

279. MINES, AND THEY TURNED OUT NOT

280. TO BE MINES AND—

281. - WOW.

282. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TALK SHOW.

283. - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

284. CRIED?

285. - UM, ABOUT TWO OR THREE YEARS

286. AGO.

287. - YOU HAVEN'T CRIED IN TWO OR

288. THREE YEARS?

289. I CRY ONCE A WEEK.

290. USUALLY WHEN MY RATINGS COME

291. OUT.

292. - THAT'S NOT A JOKE.

293. DID YOU RUN OUT OF HOT WATER IN

294. THAT SHOWER?

295. YOU WERE IN THERE FOR AN AWFUL

296. LONG TIME.

297. - I GOT A GOOD HOT WATER SYSTEM.

298. DO YOU HAVE A TANKLESS WATER

299. HEATER?

300. - YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY

301. MOUTH.

302. - YOU DO?

303. - BUT NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE.

304. - OH, YOU GOT TO GET A TANKLESS.

305. THEY'RE ENERGY EFFICIENT AND YOU

306. CAN TAKE THE LONGEST SHOWER YOU

307. WANT.

308. - I'M NOT IN TO THAT GREEN

309. STUFF.

310. I'M CONSERVATIVE.

311. - IT'S JUST SO WEIRD TO SEE

312. SOMEBODY WITH A GRILL IN THEIR

313. MOUTH SAY, "I'M A REPUBLICAN."

314. - YOU WERE DRUNK WHILE MAKING

315. THAT VIDEO?

316. - I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

317. - BUT YOU PUT A GUN IN YOUR

318. MOUTH.

319. - I TOOK THE BULLETS OUT.

320. - DO YOU HAVE A GUN ON YOU RIGHT

321. NOW?

322. - NO.

323. - DID ANYBODY PAT HIM DOWN?

324. - YOU PROBABLY GET RECOGNIZED IN

325. THE SHOWER A LOT.

326. NO.

327. - NOT AT THE GYM?

328. - NO.

329. - OH, IF I SAW YOU SHOWERING IN

330. THE GYM, I WOULD LOSE MY MIND.

331. BY THE WAY, ON THE CAMERA SHOT

332. WITH YOU IN THE SHOWER, YOU

333. PANNED AWFULLY LOW.

334. YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD FRAME

335. THAT UP A LITTLE BIT, DEANGELO?

336. - NO, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY.

337. - DO YOU THINK WEIRD AL WILL

338. EVER PARODY YOUR SONG?

339. - I DOUBT IT.

340. HOW WEIRD—

341. HE CAN'T GET MORE WEIRD THAN HOW

342. I DID MINE.

343. TOUCHE.

344. MY GOAL IS TO MAKE IT THE NUMBER

345. ONE TRACK ON ITUNES.

346. - WELL, THAT WOULD BE SUPER

347. AWESOME.

348. - I THINK IT'S DOABLE.

349. I MEAN, IT'S NOT.

350. - THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE

351. YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

352. SHOT?

353. - OH, I'M DEFINITELY READY.

354. - GOOD.

355. CUE THE BITCHES.

356. WHY MUST I CRY HOW

357. YOU—HOW YOU DOING?

358. HOW YOU—HOW YOU DOING?

359. MAXIMUM.

360. HOW YOU—HOW YOU DOING?

361. TELL ME WHY WHY MUST I

362. CRY T-T-T-TANK

363. WHY MUST I CRY

364. WHY MUST I CRY WHY MUST

365. I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

366. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I

367. CRY, WHY WHY MUST I CRY,

368. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

369. SHORTY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

370. I CRY, WHY SHORTY, WHY

371. MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

372. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

373. I CRY TELL ME WHY

374. I CRY TELL

375. TELL ME WHY WHY MUST I

376. CRY - GAME OVER.

377. OH, YES.

378. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HIT.

379. THANKS TO THE "AUTO-TUNE THE

380. NEWS" GUYS FOR HELPING US.

381. GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO SEE THE

382. ENTIRE VIDEO.

383. I'M GONNA MISS REH DOGG.

384. WE SHARED SOME PRETTY SPECIAL

385. MOMENTS.

386. OLD YELLER.

387. HE WAS A GOOD DOG.

388. OLD YELLER!

389. OLD YELLER!

390. SHE'S OLD AS SH—!

391. JUST ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE

392. THAT.

393. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KRISTIN

394. CAVALLARI.

395. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE PRANK

396. OF THE WEEK.

397. - AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA WAKE

398. BRANDON UP WITH MY SLINGSHOT AND

399. A LITTLE BIT OF LIPSTICK.

400. AND THAT WAS THE

401. PRANK OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO

402. YOU BY BURGER KING.

403. - OH, THAT IS MARKETING

404. RIGHT THERE.

405. WE WANTED TO HIRE A REAL SIGN

406. SPINNER, BUT HE WANTED $60 AN

407. HOUR.

408. HA!

409. WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH.

410. WE BLEW ALL OUR MONEY ON BARACK

411. OBAMA'S NAKED ASS.

412. ALL RIGHT, NOW LIVE VIA WEBCHAT

413. PLEASE WELCOME KRISTIN

414. CAVALLARI.

415. HEY, KRISTIN.

416. THANKS FOR DOING THIS.

417. - THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

418. - OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

419. WHAT'S YOUR SHORT ABOUT?

420. - IT'S ME MAKING FUN OF MY BITCH

421. PERSONA ON THE HILLS.

422. - PEOPLE CALL YOU A BITCH?

423. - SUPER BITCH.

424. - ALL RIGHT, THAT IS NOT TRUE.

425. YOU ARE AN ANGEL.

426. LET'S WATCH.

427. - HELLO.

428. I'M KRISTIN CAVALLARI, AND

429. WELCOME TO UNSOLICITED ADVICE

430. STARRING ME.

431. SINCE I KNOW HOW TO GET WHAT I

432. WANT, I'M OFFERING MY

433. UNSOLICITED ADVICE TO

434. CELEBRITIES AND POLITICAL

435. FIGURES IN THE NEWS.

436. LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

437. OBAMA'S HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING

438. THIS HEALTH CARE THING PASSED.

439. HE KEEPS ASKING THE REPUBLICANS

440. FOR HELP.

441. THAT'S A LOSER MOVE.

442. IF YOU ASKED NICE, YOU'VE ASKED

443. TWICE.

444. GOD, PEOPLE WILL NOT SHUT UP

445. ABOUT THE WHORING AROUND OF JON

446. FROM JON & KATE PLUS 8.

447. IF I WERE KATE, I'D CHANGE MY

448. NAME TO KATHERINE AND THROW THAT

449. DORK'S COLLECTION OF ED HARDY

450. IN THE YARD AND THEN

451. LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

452. FUNNY PEOPLE OPENS THIS WEEK.

453. BEING FUNNY IS JUST HOW UGLY

454. PEOPLE GET LAID, RIGHT?

455. MY ADVICE TO FUNNY PEOPLE, GET

456. DIFFERENT GENETICS AND

457. QUIT BEING SO DESPERATE.

458. HERE'S SOME ADVICE FOR GOLFERS.

459. AFTER YOU SINK THE PUTT, FILL IN

460. THE HOLE.

461. YOU WANT THE NEXT GUY TO BE

462. , DON'T YOU?

463. SARAH PALIN, NO ADVICE FOR YOU,

464. GIRL.

465. GUESS IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL.

466. "MY MOM CAN'T COME TO MY HALF

467. BIRTHDAY PARTY "BECAUSE HER

468. BOYFRIEND IS IN THE HOSPITAL.

469. SHOULD I BE COOL WITH THIS?"

470. HALF BIRTHDAYS ARE INCREDIBLY

471. IMPORTANT.

472. YOU NEED TO SEND A CARD THAT

473. SAYS, "I HOPE HE DIES IN TIME

474. FOR YOU TO MAKE IT.

475. LOVE, YOUR DAUGHTER."

476. "I'VE JUST GOTTEN INTO ACTING

477. "AND I'M ATTENDING MY FIRST

478. PREMIERE.

479. ANY TIPS ON GETTING NOTICED?"

480. THAT'S A TOUGHY.

481. THE VAG FLASH USED TO WORK, BUT

482. IT'S SO PLAYED OUT.

483. WHOEVER'S THE FIRST TO FIGURE

484. OUT HOW TO FLASH YOUR BUTT HOLE,

485. I'D SAY YOU'RE GONNA GET A LOT

486. OF ATTENTION.

487. OKAY, I'M OUT.

488. I HAVE TO GO GIVE PEOPLE DIRTY

489. LOOKS AT A RESTAURANT OPENING.

490. - WHAT ABOUT THE REST OR THIS

491. SHOW?

492. - OH, THANK YOU, KRISTIN AND THE

493. PEOPLE AT FUNNY OR DIE.

494. AND DON'T FORGET TO GO TO OUR

495. WEBSITE COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0

496. AND UPLOAD YOUR OWN VIDEO FOR A

497. CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF

498. THE WEEK.

499. THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION COMES TO

500. US FROM TWOFANS@LOOSELOUIE.COM.

501. - OH, OH, GOD, JINGLE, THANK GOD

502. YOU'RE HERE.

503. YOU GOTTA HELP ME.

504. - WITH WHAT, MY HUMAN HANDS?

505. - DAMN IT, JINGLE, GET ME THE

506. HELL OUT OF HERE.

507. - OH, OH, HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

508. LET ME STOP BEING A DOG.

509. OH, WAIT, I CAN'T, 'CAUSE I'M A

510. DOG.

511. - JINGLE, WHY—

512. - I'M A DOG.

513. - JINGLE—

514. - I'M A DOG.

515. - JESUS CHRIST—

516. - I'M A DOG!

517. A DOG!

518. - JINGLE, I—

519. - I'M A DOG!

520. - JINGLE!

521. - I'M A DOG!

522. - OH, HE'S A DOG.

523. THANKS, GUYS.

524. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

525. TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN.

526. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

527. WATCHING.

528. NEXT WEEK WE HAVE THE DRUNK DUNK

529. GUY'S WEB REDEMPTION.

530. - OH, MY GOD.

531. - OH, I GOTTA CALL IT—

532. TRAVELING.

533. AND MAKE SURE YOU GO TO OUR

534. WEBSITE TO DOWNLOAD THE RAW

535. GREEN SCREEN FOOTAGE OF REH

536. DOGG'S WHY MUST I CRY TO MAKE

537. YOUR OWN MUSIC VIDEO.

538. AND PLEASE, NOTHING RACIST.

539. ALL RIGHT, THE SHOW IS COMING TO

540. AN END, AND IF YOU'VE BEEN

541. PLAYING ALONG AT HOME, YOU'RE

542. PROBABLY STARTING TO GET A

543. LITTLE TIPSY.

544. IF NOT,

545. I DON'T KNOW,

546. ROBERTO.

547. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

548. NOW YOU'RE BUZZED ENOUGH TO PAY

549. TRIBUTE TO THIS WEEK'S UNSUNG

550. HERO OF THE INTERNET.

551. ENJOY THIS MASH-UP OF SOME OF

552. ALCOHOL'S FINEST MOMENTS.

553. - I'M DRUNK.

554. - WHAT?

555. - I WANT TO KISS YOU.

556. - PUT THAT ON THE GROUND

557. RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIM.

558. - YOU.

559. - I CALL DIBS.

560. SHE'S MINE.

561. GOOD NIGHT.

562. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

563. TELL ME WHY WHY MUST I

564. CRY T-T-T-TANK

565. TELL ME WHY WHY MUST I

566. CRY WHY MUST I CRY

567. WHY MUST I CRY WHY

568. MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

569. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

570. I CRY, WHY WHY MUST I

571. CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

572. SHORTY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

573. I CRY, WHY SHORTY, WHY

574. MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

575. WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

576. I CRY TELL ME WHY

577. NO MATTER WHAT I DID I

578. TRIED TO LOVE THIS KID

579. EVER SINCE HE WAS EIGHT

580. ALL HE EVER DID WAS LIE AND

581. STEAL FROM ME

582. NOW HE'S 17 I THOUGHT

583. THAT HE'D CHANGE HIS WAY

584. BUT WHEN I LOOK AGAIN

585. HE'S STILL HATING ON ME -

586. TUPAC OR BIGGIE?

587. - TUPAC ALL THE WAY.

588. WESTSIDE.

589. - TILL WE DIE.

590. SO YOU'RE PRO CHOICE?

591. - PRO CHOICE.

592. I DON'T—

593. NO, I'M NOT PRO CHOICE.

594. YOU TRY TO GET ME.

595. THAT'S THE DEMOCRATS.

596. - IT'S DANGEROUS TO HAVE GUNS

597. AROUND.

598. - HEY, I GOTTA EXERCISE MY

599. SECOND AMENDMENT.

600. - WHICH ONE'S THAT?

601. - RIGHT TO BEAR ARM.

602. - OH, THAT'S GOOD.

603. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

604. GLAD WE STILL HAVE THAT ONE IN

605. THERE.

606. WRITTEN BY, WHAT, 25 WHITE