Tosh.0 1x3

1. - OH, THANK YOU. PLEASE.

2. WELCOME TO TOSH.0.

3. WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SHOW.

4. FRED WILLARD IS WITH US.

5. WE GIVE THE PUKE KID A WEB REDEMPTION.

6. AND HOW ABOUT BRO-PUNZEL?

7. OH. YOU GOT TO RESP—

8. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NOT ONE SPLIT END.

9. THAT'S A HAIRSTYLE THAT YOU HAVE TO COMMIT TO

10. AS A CHILD.

11. YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE,

12. "HEY, MOM, KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE SCISSORS

13. IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK LIKE A CENTAUR AT 40."

14. I ACTUALLY MET HIM BRIEFLY IN NARNIA.

15. HIS WIFE DELILAH SEEMS A BIT SHADY.

16. HEY, UH, SPEAKING OF AMAZING HAIR...

17. IF YOU DIDN'T SEE OUR LAST EPISODE,

18. WE MADE A GOOGLE SCAVENGER HUNT

19. TO FIND THIS OLD PHOTO OF DEMI MOORE.

20. WE MADE THAT THICKET

21. THE NUMBER-ONE GOOGLE TREND

22. FOR FIVE— FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS.

23. YEAH.

24. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE GONNA GIVE US A PLAQUE

25. OR A CEASE AND DESIST ORDER,

26. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO READ SOME OF THE FUNNIEST COMMENTS

27. POSTED ON OUR WEBSITES.

28. GROSS, SALLYTWO.

29. WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

30. OH, YEAH, IT'S THE GOAT THAT YELLS LIKE A HUMAN.

31. WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING AT, GOAT?

32. MEGAN FOX?

33. SHE'S PERFECT. WHY WOULD YOU YELL AT HER?

34. IS IT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN READING SOME OF THE BLOGGERS

35. WHO SAY THAT SHE HAS TOE-THUMBS?

36. DO WE HAVE A REAL, HONEST CLOSE-UP OF HER THUMB?

37. THAT IS A DEAL BREAKER.

38. NO WONDER I CAN'T READ HER TEXTS.

39. SHE'S HAMMERING OUT SIX KEYS AT A TIME.

40. ALL RIGHT, I LOVE THIS NEXT CLIP.

41. IT'S THE OTTOMAN HUMPERS. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

42. YEAH.

43. IT'S JUST FIVE DUDES AND A PIECE OF FURNITURE

44. HAVING A GREAT TIME.

45. THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT IT. THIS IS WHAT DUDES DO.

46. THEY HAVE MADE OTTOMAN HUMPING A SPORT.

47. AND THEY ARE THE DREAM TEAM.

48. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

49. PLEASE WELCOME YOUR STARTING LINEUP.

50. FROM ALABAMA, HIS PATENTED MOVE IS THE MISSIONARY LUMBAR.

51. PLEASE WELCOME RELENTLESS.

52. THREE YEARS IN THE GAME,

53. GIVE IT UP FOR MR. CORNER POCKET HIMSELF,

54. X2C.

55. HE'S NOT A REAL PLUMBER. HE'S THE PUMA POUNCER.

56. PLEASE WELCOME PIPELAYA.

57. SEVEN YEARS STRONG, SPECIALIZING IN FUTONS.

58. IT'S THE OFFSHORE DRILLER, HERE'S PRE$$URE.

59. HE'S NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED WITHIN 100 YARDS

60. OF A FURNITURE STORE.

61. LADIES, IT'S SATISFAKTION.

62. EVERY TEAM NEEDS A GREAT SIXTH MAN,

63. A ROLE PLAYER.

64. THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.

65. GIVE IT UP FOR ME, DANIEL TOSH,

66. AKA PEACH SHERBET.

67. YEAH.

68. FINALLY SOMEONE'S TAKING CARE OF HER NEEDS.

69. I GET THE JOKE. THE WHITE GUY GOES DOWN.

70. MOVING ON TO MY FAVORITE SEGMENT,

71. REAL OR FAKE?

72. - OH, HE HAS SCISSORS.

73. - OH, MY GOD.

74. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS JUST—

75. - GONNA KILL HIM.

76. - I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, WALLACE.

77. - YEAH, WELL, NEXT TIME I'M DOING YOUR HOMEWORK,

78. MAYBE YOU DON'T COME UP AND SPRAY ME IN THE FACE, JERK.

79. THIS VIDEO IS REAL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

80. WE DID SOME RESEARCH.

81. I DON'T THINK IT'S REAL.

82. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TELL IF IT'S REAL.

83. TOTALLY REAL...

84. ON THE 11TH TAKE.

85. TIME FOR THE PIC OF THE WEEK.

86. AND BRACE YOURSELF, THREE, TWO, ONE.

87. I'M NOT A DERMATOLOGIST,

88. BUT I THINK SOMEONE MISSED A STEP

89. IN THEIR PROACTIV ROUTINE.

90. ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S THROBBING.

91. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

92. IS YOUR PILLOW MADE OF PIZZA?

93. I THINK IT'S GONNA BLOW.

94. LOOK OUT, NEW ORLEANS.

95. WHAT?

96. THAT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF THE LEVEES BREACHING.

97. ALL RIGHT, IT'S WEDDING SEASON.

98. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS—

99. TIME FOR ME TO THINK OF EXCUSES

100. WHY I WON'T BE GOING TO YOUR SPECIAL DAY.

101. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

102. ALL RIGHT, CAN WE SEE JUST THE DISTURBING PART AGAIN?

103. AT LEAST WE KNOW WHO'S GETTING FULL CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN.

104. YOUR HONOR, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT EXHIBIT "A"

105. IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

106. - IT LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL EASTERN EUROPEAN WEDDING.

107. OKAY, RIGHT HERE.

108. PAY ATTENTION TO CHRIS BROWN'S BUDDY.

109. HE KNOWS WHAT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

110. HE'S SEEN LENNY LOSE IT TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE.

111. SEE, AT THIS POINT,

112. ALL EYES ARE ON LENNY FOR THE RIGHT REASON.

113. HE WAS BORN TO DANCE,

114. LIKE PAULA ABDUL, MICHAEL FLATLEY,

115. OR O.J. SIMPSON.

116. BUT KEEP GOING.

117. YEAH.

118. NOW SHE'S THINKING, "OKAY, HE CAUGHT ME THERE,

119. BUT THAT COULD'VE BEEN AN ACCIDENT."

120. "OKAY, THAT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT.

121. "FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.

122. "FOOL ME TWICE— OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON?

123. OKAY, I AM GETTING BEAT UP. DOES ANYONE WANT TO CUT IN?"

124. TAKE IT EASY, ZANGIEF.

125. THIS ISN'T STREET FIGHTER 2.

126. YOU DON'T GET EXTRA POINTS FOR PULLING OFF A COMBO.

127. IMMEDIATELY LENNY REALIZED

128. THE WORLD WAS NOT READY FOR HIS NEW MOVE.

129. MAYBE IF HE DANCES REAL FAST,

130. PEOPLE WILL FORGET THAT HE JUST SLAPPED HIS WIFE.

131. YEAH, AND NOW COMES DAMAGE CONTROL.

132. WAY TO BE A HERO, PAL.

133. I'M SURE THAT GENTLE HAND ON THE FOREARM

134. WILL REALLY NIP THAT SPOUSAL ABUSE IN THE BUD.

135. "DUDE, COME ON, NOT OKAY. OH, YOU WANT TO KEEP DANCING?

136. OKAY, BUT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS LATER."

137. KEEP GOING.

138. I CAN'T HEAR BECAUSE THIS AWFUL MUSIC IS PLAYING,

139. BUT I ASSUME HE'S SAYING, "HUDDLE UP, GUYS.

140. "SOME REALLY GREAT THINGS OUT THERE.

141. "JUST A FEW NOTES.

142. "LENNY, GOOD JOB ON THE SPINNING,

143. "SOME REALLY GREAT SPINS.

144. "FEEL LIKE WE LOST YOU A BIT

145. "WHEN YOU STARTED SLAPPING THE OUT OF LESLIE.

146. "BUT TO BE FAIR, LESLIE, YOU'VE ALREADY ACCEPTED

147. "HIS HAIRLINE AND HIS MOUSTACHE.

148. LET'S JUST ADD THIS TO THE LIST."

149. AND FINALLY, WHY DOES THE CAMERAMAN PAN AWAY?

150. WEDDINGS ARE DREADFUL.

151. THE MOST HORRIFIC THING EVER TO HAPPEN AT A WEDDING

152. JUST HAPPENED,

153. AND FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA HERE STARTS GETTING B-ROLL.

154. BUT AT LEAST HE CAPTURED THE LION'S SHARE OF THE MAYHEM

155. AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET,

156. AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

157. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TYRONE DAVIES.

158. HE'S THE KID THAT PUKES.

159. - AT M.U. IN COLUMBIA,

160. AND WE'RE TOURING THE COUNTRY

161. WITH OUR FESTIVAL RIGHT NOW.

162. - AND ONE OF THE PICTURES THAT I KNOW RYAN WAS INVOLVED IN

163. WAS THE JOE AMRINE PIECE

164. THAT GOT A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, PUBLICITY.

165. - I'M SORRY.

166. - UH... - I'M, UH...

167. - WE'RE GONNA TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

168. - THAT IS THE EXACT SAME REACTION I HAVE

169. WHEN A WOMAN IN A TURTLENECK TRIES TO TALK TO ME.

170. NO ONE LIKES TO PUKE, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT,

171. YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING

172. IN FRONT OF MICHELLE LINN ON KMIZ

173. WHERE NO ONE IS WATCHING.

174. BAD NEWS FOR TYRONE DAVIES, THE INTERNET EXISTS.

175. NOW EVERYONE CAN TRY TO FIGURE OUT

176. WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST.

177. MY GUESS IS GO-GURT.

178. IN MY EXPERT OPINION, THROWING UP IS NOT THE BEST WAY

179. TO PROMOTE ANYTHING—

180. PROBABLY NOT THE WORST,

181. CERTAINLY IN THE BOTTOM FIVE.

182. SO WE FLEW TYRONE TO HOLLYWOOD

183. TO GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE TO PROMOTE HIS FILM FESTIVAL

184. IN THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

185. IT'S TYRONE.

186. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

187. - NICE TO MEET YOU. HAVE A SEAT.

188. - SURE. - DON'T THROW UP.

189. THAT'S OKAY.

190. THAT'S A JOKE,

191. RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX.

192. DO YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH?

193. - WELL, NOT NORMALLY.

194. - ON TELEVISION—

195. - I GUESS, WELL, LIVE TELEVISION.

196. - OKAY.

197. WELL, THIS ISN'T LIVE. - YEAH.

198. - SO JUST RELAX.

199. FIRST OF ALL, LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC

200. TO MAKE THIS—

201. WE HAVE SOME INCENSE CANDLES.

202. GINGER. GINGER'S GOOD FOR THE STOMACH.

203. WE HAVE TEA, AND WE HAVE A LITTLE ZEN GARDEN THERE,

204. IF THAT WOULD HELP YOU RELAX.

205. THERE YOU GO.

206. OH, THAT IS PEACEFUL.

207. I'VE BEEN ON—

208. WAS THAT A MORNING TELEVISION SHOW?

209. - YEAH. IT WAS A 6:00 A.M. SHOW.

210. I DON'T— - KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING.

211. - SURE. - JUST IN CASE.

212. LET ME JUST PUT THAT NEAR YOU JUST IN CASE.

213. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD'VE COMPOSED YOURSELF

214. AND FINISHED YOUR INTERVIEW?

215. - UH, YEAH, I GUESS.

216. - SURE.

217. DID YOU THINK MAYBE THE DESK

218. WASN'T THE BEST PLACE TO THROW UP?

219. MAYBE TO THE SIDE?

220. - I GUESS I WAS LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS.

221. - SURE, I MEAN, YOU'RE TALKING TO A GUY THAT'S HIMSELF

222. ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION AS AN ADULT, SO...

223. YOU KNOW WHAT RELAXES ME?

224. - UH...

225. - I JUST QUOTE "DRINKING OUT OF CUPS."

226. WHO'S THIS GUY, HUH?

227. THIS CAPTAIN KNOTS? CAPTAIN TYING KNOTS?

228. ANYONE NEED SOME KNOTS TIED?

229. I THINK YOU'RE READY.

230. I KNOW YOU'RE READY.

231. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS HELMET OFF.

232. THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW.

233. ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

234. - YEAH.

235. - OKAY.

236. AND WE'RE BACK.

237. WITH US TODAY IS TYRONE DAVIES.

238. - AND WE'RE TOURING THE COUNTRY WITH OUR FESTIVAL RIGHT NOW.

239. THE FREE FORM FILM FESTIVAL IS A TOURING FILM EVENT.

240. WE'RE ALSO CURRENTLY DOING A—

241. WE'RE ALSO CURRENTLY DOING—

242. WE HOPE THAT FILMMAKERS WILL CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE

243. AND FIND OUT HOW TO SEND WORK TO US.

244. - ANYTHING ELSE?

245. - I THINK THAT'S IT.

246. - GREAT.

247. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

248. - AND WE'RE CLEAR.

249. - AAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

250. YOU NAILED IT.

251. I KNOW, I KNOW,

252. A BIT ANTICLIMACTIC.

253. HE DIDN'T PUKE.

254. BUT TYRONE AND I WENT OUT AND CELEBRATED

255. THE ONLY WAY A WEB SHOW KNOWS HOW—

256. BY DOING THE MILK-GALLON CHALLENGE.

257. THAT'S RIGHT, ONE GALLON OF MILK

258. IN UNDER AN HOUR.

259. LET'S PARTY, HUH?

260. - AWESOME. - THERE YOU GO.

261. CRACK THE BOTTLE.

262. DOWN THE HATCH.

263. COME ON, KID.

264. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WOULD GO GREAT WITH THIS,

265. SOME COOKIES.

266. - UGH. - FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?

267. TOP OF THE WORLD.

268. - WHOO.

269. - SORRY. SORRY, TYRONE.

270. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - BUT I LOVE TO PARTY!

271. - IT'S ALL RIGHT.

272. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

273. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

274. - I FORGOT TO TELL YOU

275. MY STOMACH LINING BLEEDS SOMETIMES.

276. WHOO!

277. - WHAT'S THE WEBSITE?

278. - FREEFORMFILM.ORG.

279. - OH.

280. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

281. IT'S A LOT OF FUN.

282. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FRED WILLARD.

283. male announcer: AND NOW IT'S TIME

284. FOR THE PRANK OF THE WEEK.

285. - YOU SON OF A BITCH!

286. I'LL BEAT YOUR MOTHERHEAD OFF,

287. YOU SON OF A BITCH!

288. YOU STUPID BASTARD!

289. YOU DAMN SON OF A BITCH.

290. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE WATER

291. ON THE DAMN FLOOR?

292. - DAMN—OH, YOU—

293. YOU GIVE ME THE TAPE OUT OF THAT DAMN CAMERA,

294. OR I'M GONNA TAKE IT AND THROW IT THROUGH THE DAMN WALL,

295. YOU STUPID—

296. AND THAT WAS THE PRANK OF THE WEEK,

297. BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURGER KING.

298. HAVE IT YOUR WAY LATE AT NIGHT.

299. - WELCOME BACK. I'M ON TV.

300. IT'S TIME FOR BEFORE THE INTERNET.

301. DO YOU REMEMBER A TIME BEFORE THE INTERNET?

302. OH, IT WAS AWFUL FOR PORN.

303. I USED TO HAVE TO GO TO THE THEATER TO SEE A MOVIE.

304. AND I'M SURE WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS.

305. - OOH-OOH!

306. - OOH, HELL NO. THAT IS EXIT ONLY.

307. - NOW, THAT'S A WOMAN WHO LOVES HER MAN.

308. - PLEASE, I AM TRYING TO MASTURBATE.

309. CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE?

310. MAY I?

311. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY KEEP MAKING NEW PORN ANYWAY.

312. THEY ALL END THE SAME WAY.

313. AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THEY END,

314. WE CREATED A COMPREHENSIVE DATABASE ON OUR WEBSITE,

315. WHERE YOU CAN TYPE IN ANY TITLE OF ANY PORN EVER MADE,

316. AND WE'LL TELL YOU HOW IT ENDS.

317. SHE GETS ON.

318. ALL RIGHT.

319. DID I SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE?

320. LIVE VIA WEB CHAT,

321. PLEASE WELCOME FRED WILLARD.

322. HEY, BUDDY.

323. - HI, DANIEL. ARE YOU THERE?

324. HELLO? - YEAH, FRED, I'M HERE.

325. HOW'S IT GOING? - HELLO?

326. FRED, HOW—

327. - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

328. AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU? I DON'T SEE—

329. I SEE NOTHING HERE. - FRED, WE SEE—

330. - HONEY, I THINK THE MICROWAVE

331. MIGHT BE INTERFERING WITH THIS THING.

332. - NO, I'M POSITIVE IT'S NOT THAT.

333. FRED, TELL US ABOUT—

334. - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

335. AND I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

336. - MAYBE IF I TALK LOUDER.

337. - I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING.

338. DID THE CAT PLAY AROUND WITH THIS CAMERA, HON?

339. - FRED.

340. - I WANT TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE LITTLE VIDEO I MADE

341. ABOUT MY CELEBRITY PHOTOS.

342. IT'S PRETTY UNIQUE.

343. OH, HERE'S THE PLUG.

344. - OKAY, FRED, PLEASE, TELL US ABOUT YOUR CLIP.

345. - HERE'S A MINUTE WITH FRED WILLARD.

346. - WHEN I STARTED OUT AS AN ACTOR,

347. I REALIZED I WAS GETTING VERY SELF-INVOLVED,

348. AND A FRIEND OF MINE SAID, "FRED, GET A HOBBY.

349. "BUY A CAMERA.

350. "YOU'RE GONNA MEET A LOT OF CELEBRITIES OVER THE YEARS.

351. TAKE PICTURES. THEY'LL BE CHERISHED MEMORIES."

352. AND SURE ENOUGH, TWO WEEKS LATER,

353. I WAS IN TIMES SQUARE, AND I MET CHARLIE CHAPLIN.

354. I SAID, "SIR, WOULD YOU HONOR ME

355. BY TAKING A PHOTO?"

356. WHICH HE TOOK WITH HIS TREMBLING HANDS,

357. AND I STILL VALUE THIS PICTURE TODAY.

358. I GOT A LOT OF PICTURES HERE.

359. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I MET IN A RESTAURANT IN TORONTO.

360. HE TOOK A PICTURE, INTERRUPTED HIS MEAL.

361. HERE'S ME MEETING KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR,

362. WHO'S A HECK OF A LOT TALLER THAN I THOUGHT HE WAS.

363. YOU SEE, I WAS STARING AT HIS BELT BUCKLE

364. THAT SAID "WORLD'S CHAMPION" SOMETHING.

365. THERE'S A PICTURE OF ME THE DAY MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN,

366. WHICH I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER.

367. TOM HANKS WAS AT THE HOSPITAL.

368. AND I ASKED HIM TO TAKE THE PICTURE.

369. HE WAS VERY GRACIOUS.

370. AND HERE'S A BEAUTY.

371. JOHN LENNON TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND YOKO ONO.

372. IT'S NOT THE YOKO ONO,

373. BUT IT'S ANOTHER YOKO ONO.

374. - MR. WILLARD, WE DON'T MEAN TO INTRUDE.

375. - WE ARE SUCH BIG FANS.

376. - WE WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW.

377. - BUT WE DIDN'T WANT TO TROUBLE YOU.

378. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

379. - WELL, COULD WE TROUBLE YOU NOW FOR A PICTURE?

380. - SURE.

381. THERE YOU GO.

382. AND...

383. HAVE A NICE DAY.

384. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, FRED.

385. HEY, UH, GO TO OUR WEBSITE AND UPLOAD YOUR OWN VIDEOS

386. FOR A CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF THE WEEK.

387. THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION COMES TO US

388. FROM FIVESECONDFILMS.COM.

389. CAN YOU GUESS HOW LONG THEIR CLIPS ARE?

390. THEY'RE FIVE SECONDS.

391. THEIR CLIPS ARE SO SHORT,

392. WE ARE AIRING OUR FIRST-EVER DOUBLE FEATURE

393. IN OUR VIEWER VIDEO SEGMENT.

394. - YOU GOT THE MONEY? - WHERE'S THE GIRL?

395. - GOT HER RIGHT HERE.

396. - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE WIN BEN STEIN'S MONEY.

397. LET ME GET A MINI VODKA.

398. 'CAUSE I'M GETTING UP TONIGHT!

399. JUST GOT PAID UP OUT THIS BITCH.

400. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

401. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH NEXT WEEK

402. WHEN "SCARLET TAKES A TUMBLE" GETS A WEB REDEMPTION.

403. AND IF I HAVE MY WAY, NO ONE'S TAKING A TUMBLE.

404. THAT WAS REAL.

405. AND ALSO MAKE SURE YOU GO TO OUR WEBSITE,

406. COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0,

407. WHERE WE ARE RELEASING A NEW DAVID KOECHNER

408. FLOWER SHOP SHORT TONIGHT.

409. AND CHECK OUT THE PORN SPOILER ALERT DATABASE.

410. I LEAVE YOU WITH THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE INTERNET.

411. PEOPLE GET HURT ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME,

412. BUT IT'S WHAT THEY GET HURT ON

413. THAT TOSH.0 WOULD LIKE TO TIP ITS HAT TO.

414. THIS WEEK, IT'S THE TREADMILL.

415. HERE'S A MASH-UP OF SOME OF YOUR BEST MOMENTS.

416. OH, SOLID WORK, TREADMILL. SOLID WORK.

417. GOOD NIGHT. SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK.

418. WHAT—WHAT HAPPENED—

419. HOW WAS THE NEWSCASTER AFTER THE CAMERAS HAD CUT

420. AND YOU WENT TO COMMERCIALS?

421. - SHE GRABBED THE SIDES OF HER HEAD AND STARTED SCREAMING.

422. - REALLY? - YEAH.

423. SHE WASN'T—

424. WELL, NO ONE WOULD BE EXPECTING THAT, BUT, UM—

425. - THAT'S MORE BIZARRE THAN YOU THROWING UP,

426. IS HAVING HER JUST,

427. "AAH!"

428. - YOUR VOMIT LOOKED WHITE. - MM-HMM.

429. HAVE YOU ONLY SEEN IT ONLINE? - YES.

430. CAN YOU SEE IT IN IMAX?

431. SHE'S SUCH A BITCH, MISS SAND.

432. DRINKING OUT OF CUPS, BEING A BITCH.

433. I BET HER FIST— I BET HER—

434. A KID IN THE BACKGROUND GOING CRAZY.

435. WHO'S THIS GUY, HUH?

436. COME ON, BUDDY. - WELL, IF YOU'RE TAPPING OUT—

437. - I'M TAPPING OUT. I'M TAPPING OUT.

438. I'M TAPPING OUT. I'M TAPPING OUT.

439. I'M DONE. I THINK TOGETHER—

440. TOGETHER WE DRANK A GALLON.

441. OH, BAD IDEA.