1. Come on, Tyler.
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I haven't got time to muck around.
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3. Tyler!
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4. All right! I'll just leave you there.
Is that what you want?
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5. - If I leave you in the middle of town?
- Suzette!
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6. Suzette, we're going to be late.
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7. Suzette! Stop it.
You're just looking silly.
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to see you looking silly?
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his house to punch his face in.
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11. I'll punch his bloody mother.
You got that, David?
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12. I've booked the car for 7:30
but I might have to leave it on standby.
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13. If Baxter starts talking he never stops,
so I can't guarantee what time...
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14. Tell you what,
I'll send you a text from the motorway.
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15. Steven,
if you leave the front door open,
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17. Darling, don't just stand there,
you're gonna be late.
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18. Steven!
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19. Steven?
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20. Stop playing games! Get out of the way!
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21. Oi! I said bloody shift, man!
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22. David? Are you listening to me?
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23. Mica, oi! You two, look at me.
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24. See you, then.
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25. And you can shut up and all.
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26. You were the one crying.
You were like a baby.
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27. - I seen you.
- Was not.
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28. - Was!
- Not.
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29. You two, you're gonna be late.
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30. We're going, look!
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31. I'm going round to Polly's later.
See you! Bye!
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32. What?
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33. You are pushing it, you are, young man.
Come on!
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34. All right, Glyn? What's occurring?
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35. I've been watching the bay.
No sea monsters!
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37. Anyone in?
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38. You two having shenanigans in the dark?
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39. Jack?
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40. Morning!
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41. - Clear!
- Yeah.
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42. - And again.
- Charging 200.
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43. Clear!
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44. I think we should call it.
Everyone agree?
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45. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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46. Okay, time of death, 09:17.
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47. Sally, I can leave it with you, yeah?
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48. I'll go and tell them.
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49. Sorry.
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50. We did everything we could,
but he didn't make it.
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51. Oh, that's a shame.
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52. - It's very sad.
- Poor old Mr Williams.
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53. It's very sad, indeed.
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56. Brave old heart.
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58. We live next door.
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59. He's got no family to speak of.
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61. We'd just keep an eye on him, you know.
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62. Well, I'm sure he appreciated it.
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63. If only there were more like you two
in the world.
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64. I know it's an imposition, but with us
being such good neighbours...
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66. Bless him.
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67. God rest his soul.
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68. Say, do you think we could, uh...
Just on our own...
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69. Of course you can.
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70. Just come and find me once you're done.
And I'm sorry for your loss.
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71. Thank you.
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72. He thought we were together,
like a couple.
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73. He said, "You two."
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75. Well, we are. Does it matter?
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76. Don't know.
It's all a bit new to me, that's all.
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77. - Laser saw.
- Thank you.
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78. Tongs.
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79. Almost.
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80. - Got it.
- Sorry, one more...
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81. thing.
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82. - There!
- What?
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83. Ooh. Now, look at it.
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84. That's not human, is it?
Does that look human? No, it does not.
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85. It's just a hitchhiker he picked up.
Didn't kill him.
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87. They release endorphins
into the bloodstream.
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88. He died a happy man.
And I've got Tupperware.
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89. And we're very considerate,
we don't leave any mess.
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90. Thank you very much.
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91. We'll just get out of your way.
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92. Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
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93. Whatever it was...
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94. That was mutilation,
I should report you.
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95. Then why don't you?
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96. Well, that thing...
What the hell was it?
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97. That hitchhiker?
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98. Try putting it into a report.
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99. - You're Torchwood?
- Never heard of 'em.
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100. There are bodies going missing.
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101. How many?
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102. This whole city talks about you.
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103. What bodies? Where?
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105. Bodies taken down to the mortuary,
then the records just stop.
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106. Five of them. Five in two months.
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108. One of West Indian descent,
one African, three Chinese.
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109. All male.
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110. What was your name again?
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111. Rupesh.
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112. Rupesh Patanjali.
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113. - What do you think?
- NHS.
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114. Yeah, too much red tape.
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115. Sorry, but good luck with it.
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116. Don't... Look... Wait a minute!
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117. - See you.
- Sir.
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118. Oh, Christ!
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119. - Good morning, sir.
- Morning.
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120. Good morning to you, too.
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121. Colonel Oduya for you, sir. Unscheduled.
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122. I'd remind you, you've got
a category meeting at quarter past.
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123. - You'd better come through.
- Thank you.
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124. I'm late. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God! I'm really, really sorry.
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125. Good morning.
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126. - Bridget Spears.
- Lois Habiba.
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127. Right. This will be your desk.
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128. Just tell me it's something small.
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129. Tell me it's a meteorite
or a shadow on the moon.
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130. Just for once, tell me it's easy.
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131. It might be nothing, sir.
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132. But it's my job
to inform the government,
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133. even if it turns out
to be a false alarm.
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134. Then what is it?
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135. Children, sir. It's the children.
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136. You are going to get us killed.
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137. No, you get killed, not me.
You die like a dog, like an ugly dog.
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138. Oi, Chuckle Brothers.
Think I've found something.
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139. Yeah, well, I want you to do a check
on St Helen's Hospital,
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140. specifically the morgue.
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141. Well, there's a computer.
Do it yourself.
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142. Meanwhile, I've been getting reports
of 17 road traffic accidents
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143. happening right across the country,
all the way from Glasgow to St Ives.
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144. Is that above average?
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145. Well, they all occurred
between 8:40 and 8:41.
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happening at exactly the same minute.
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147. And every single one of them
involving children.
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148. That'll be the school run.
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149. All of them were just
standing in the road.
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150. Not crossing the road, just standing.
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151. I saw it myself, Jack.
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152. Two kids on Market Street.
Well, they just stopped.
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153. But the accidents
are just one part of the picture.
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154. Because every other child
stopped at the same time.
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156. Same reports from France,
15 road traffic accidents.
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158. They're an hour ahead,
so it was simultaneous.
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159. All involving children?
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160. Yeah, hold on, still cross-referencing.
Here we go.
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161. Reports coming in, RTAs in Norway,
Sweden, Denmark, Luxembourg.
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162. Germany, India, Egypt, Guyana.
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163. Spain, Portugal, Bosnia, Tokyo.
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164. Singapore.
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165. At 8:40 GMT, most of America was asleep.
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166. But even there,
I'm beginning to get reports.
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167. I think we can assume
it's all of them, sir.
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168. As far as we can tell,
at 8:40 this morning,
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169. every single child in the world stopped.
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170. Seen anything like this before, Jack?
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171. No way. Kids.
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172. Until we receive further information,
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173. we don't know
if it's extraterrestrial in origin,
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174. though the United Nations have taken
UNIT up to yellow alert, just in case.
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175. Bloody hell.
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176. And, uh, Colonel Mace,
how is he getting on?
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177. He's fine.
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178. Wouldn't mind a post
in Vancouver myself.
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179. - Wonderful countryside, so they say.
- Nice for some.
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180. Sorry, my name's Lois. Lois Habiba.
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181. Just started today.
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182. I'm helping out Miss Spears while
they introduce the new computer system.
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183. - Thank you.
- All right.
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184. All done.
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185. What's his uniform?
That's not British Army, is it?
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186. If you could start transferring
the names and addresses.
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187. - You have two daughters, is that right?
- Yeah.
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188. Maybe I should get them
home from school.
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189. I'd be careful, sir.
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190. I wouldn't do anything
to draw any attention.
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191. Right now, this thing's random enough
to go unnoticed,
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192. and if anyone files a news report,
we'll be crushing it.
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193. But so far,
we're the only ones with the software
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194. clever enough
to piece this all together.
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195. Well, us and Torchwood.
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196. Do you want me to talk to them?
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197. They're a pain in the backside,
but they can be helpful.
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198. We're on to them right now.
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199. Okay, find out anything,
let me know, immediately.
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200. Of all the times
for Martha Jones to go on holiday.
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201. I get Sergeant Grunt.
I'm talking to a sergeant.
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202. Don't you dare phone her.
She's on her honeymoon.
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203. What did they say?
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204. UNIT base in Washington
has run some tests on a couple of kids,
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205. brain scans, blood sugar,
checking for radiation.
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206. Nothing.
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207. You were right, he's back.
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208. I said so.
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209. Who's back?
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210. What's he doing?
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211. Waiting, just like you said.
He's been there 20 minutes.
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212. - Persistent.
- Good sign.
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213. - Dogmatic.
- Always a plus.
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214. Oh, Christ, never work with a couple,
you two talk like twins!
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215. Now tell me who he is.
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216. Rupesh Patanjali, he saw the hitchhiker.
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217. He's the bodies-going-missing man.
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218. Dr Patanjali.
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219. We need a doctor.
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220. What, and you just let him follow you?
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221. Ask about Torchwood
and most people point towards the bay.
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222. Oh.
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223. You bastards.
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224. That's exactly what you did to me
the first time we met.
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225. Well, sod that!
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226. I'm promoting myself
to recruitment officer.
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227. She's calling us a couple now.
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228. What's your problem?
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229. Just saying.
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230. I hate the word "couple".
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231. Me, too.
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232. Hey!
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233. Rupesh, isn't it?
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234. Yeah.
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235. Gwen Cooper. I'm Torchwood.
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236. Three of the bodies were Chinese.
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237. - Were they related?
- No, one was 27 years old.
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238. And the other two were in their fifties.
But not from the same family.
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239. Bit odd, though, statistically.
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240. - In a city this small.
- That's what I thought.
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241. Mind you,
nothing compared to that hitchhiker.
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242. Freak you out?
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243. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, me, too.
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244. Apparently, anyone could have one.
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245. - Don't, I know.
- This place...
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246. Ever since I moved here,
it's just weird.
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247. Where you from, then?
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248. - Me? I'm from Chesterfield.
- Hmm.
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249. I came down here 18 months back.
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250. - Enjoying it?
- Very much, yeah.
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251. I bet it doesn't pay you much, though.
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252. Not at first. Could be worse.
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253. Torchwood's paid by the Crown.
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254. First pay cheque, I almost fell over.
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255. I had to hide it from my boyfriend,
I was buying clothes,
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256. had to stash 'em under the bed.
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257. What's it like, inside Torchwood?
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258. I mean, what do you do?
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259. - Why are you so interested?
- Well...
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260. From what I've heard, it just sounds...
I don't know.
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261. - Exciting?
- I suppose.
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262. - Glamorous?
- No, more sort of...
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263. The thing is, we've all seen it now,
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264. the past few years, alien life.
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265. Even though half the world's
still denying it.
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266. For me...
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267. Okay.
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268. It's the suicides.
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269. The past few years,
suicide rates have doubled
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270. and that's ever since the first alien.
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271. My first case,
my first death, was a suicide.
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272. Do you know why she did it?
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273. 'Cause she'd written
all these letters...
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274. She'd been a Christian all her life,
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275. and then alien life appears.
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276. She wrote this bit, she said,
"It's like science has won."
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278. More than that.
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279. She said she saw
her place in the universe,
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280. and it was tiny.
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281. She died because
she thought she was nothing.
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282. I went through that,
even now I get terrified.
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283. But at the same time, it is brilliant.
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284. And beautiful.
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285. And completely bloody magic.
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286. It's bigger, you know. It's like...
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287. It's like the whole
wide world is bigger.
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288. My life is bigger.
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289. Shit!
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290. Sasha, love, come on.
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291. Look, I haven't got time,
I gotta be in work.
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292. Jack, get up here right now!
It's happening again!
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293. The children!
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294. They're doing it again!
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295. Are you all right?
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296. We're fine, she's just playing a game.
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297. Okay.
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298. Now, come on, sweetheart.
People are staring at you.
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299. Sasha, stop it!
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300. What's she doing? What's that noise?
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301. - I don't know.
- Sasha, stop it.
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302. Sasha! Please help her.
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303. There's another one.
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304. It's all right. It's all right.
I'm a doctor.
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305. We. We. We. We.
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306. We. We. We.
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307. - We.
- Whoa!
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308. We are.
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309. We are. We are.
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310. We are coming. We are coming.
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311. Oh, my God!
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312. We are coming. We are coming.
We are coming.
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313. Who's got children? Find me a kid.
Find me a bloody kid, now.
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314. We are coming.
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315. He won't stop. He keeps saying
the same thing over and over.
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316. We are coming. We are coming.
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317. - We are coming.
- Sasha, please!
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318. - We are coming.
- Oh, my God!
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319. We are coming!
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320. Who are you? Who's coming?
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321. Come on, then.
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322. Why is that man filming us?
Are we going to be on telly?
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323. You all right?
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324. They've found me.
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325. Gwen, I'll get on to the Home Office,
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326. this thing's gone public,
they're gonna need us.
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327. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where do you think you're going?
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328. Um... I don't know. I could help.
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329. - Doing what?
- You're bleeping.
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330. Shit, yeah. Sorry!
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331. Whole city's come to a standstill,
they're going to need you in A&E.
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332. We'll get back to you, I promise.
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333. What's in there?
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334. Big science-fiction superbase.
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335. Honestly! See you.
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336. Sorry, we've got no comment.
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337. Can we leave it for now? All right.
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338. He's not seeing anyone at the moment.
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339. The Home Secretary
is demanding information, sir,
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340. and if you're liaising with UNIT...
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341. No, I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.
I'm new.
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342. Anybody else, just tell them no,
Bridget. No more calls.
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343. Bridget, sorry...
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344. Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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345. You can come with them.
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346. I'll have to abandon the press list.
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347. Can you setup an auto-reply?
You'll have to get into my account.
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348. That's the user name, Spears.
Password, Hastings.
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349. - Capital H, rest of it lower case.
- Right.
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351. Will you excuse me?
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352. - Sir.
- I said no one.
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354. 456.
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355. I warned you.
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356. Just tell him
it's Captain Jack Harkness,
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358. I'm sorry, I can't.
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359. If you could just leave a number or...
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360. Tell him it's Torchwood.
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361. Right, and how do you spell that?
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362. You're working for the Home Office
and you've never heard of Torchwood?
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363. I'm new, started today.
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364. Just what I need. Sorry, not your fault.
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365. Picked a hell of a day.
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366. Listen, just tell him Torchwood.
W-O-O-D.
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367. We might be able to help, okay?
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368. - What was your name?
- Lois. Lois Habiba.
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369. Good luck to you, Lois Habiba.
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370. Right, too many people...
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371. Been a while
since we had visitors down here.
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372. Thought you'd forgotten about us.
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373. It's hardly the glamorous side
of Thames House,
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374. my little domain.
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375. We converted the readings
onto digital years ago.
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376. But I kept the original equipment.
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377. Call it nostalgia.
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378. Then this morning, it woke up.
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379. 8:40 and again at 10:30,
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380. transmitting on the 456.
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381. Just five seconds in duration,
but that's enough.
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382. What's it saying?
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383. Well, I think it's a burst
of compressed information.
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384. I'm running it through the translators,
it might take a while.
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385. But the point is, the 456 was open.
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386. But why would they change?
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387. That's your job to find out.
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388. I'll have to tell the Prime Minister.
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389. Elected officials?
They just come and go.
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390. The 456 was here before him
and it'll be here long after he's gone.
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391. So will we.
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392. The civil service, John.
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394. Have you got kids?
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395. Too busy working.
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397. So I think it's a transmission,
a pulse, a broadcast.
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398. Like the mosquito alarm,
the one that only kids can hear.
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399. Something unique to prepubescence.
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400. Maybe testosterone interferes
with the signal and oestrogen...
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401. - We are coming.
- Oh, no, no, no, hold on!
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402. We're dumbos, we're missing
the bleeding obvious here, look!
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403. Recorded in Taiwan. Point being, anyone?
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404. We are coming.
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405. - It's English.
- Exactly.
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407. So every single child in the whole
wide world is speaking English.
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408. So, why is that?
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409. I guess if you scan the Earth
from the outside,
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410. you'd register English
as the dominant language.
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411. Actually, that would be Chinese.
Well, Mandarin.
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412. There's about a billion people
speak Mandarin,
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413. - that's three times more than English.
- Oh, my God!
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414. - What?
- Okay, ready?
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415. So, every single child in the world
is talking in unison, yeah?
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416. - Yeah.
- Every single child...
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417. - We are coming.
- ... and one man.
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418. We are coming.
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419. What the hell, who's he?
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420. Name's Timothy White,
he's a patient in a psychiatric ward,
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421. the Duke of York Hospital,
East Grinstead.
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422. How did you get this footage?
Staff emailed it to the police.
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423. Well, every police force is swamped
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424. with mums and dads
going absolutely mental.
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425. So it was just waiting in line.
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426. I reckon no one else
has noticed him yet.
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427. East Grinstead.
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428. - That's what, two hours?
- I'm on it.
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429. I know I promised.
shut up. Change of plan.
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430. Oh, it's all right.
I thought you'd be busy.
Copy !req
431. "We are coming!"
Copy !req
432. Eh, but what's it like?
Copy !req
433. The estate agent hasn't turned up.
Ah, fair do's, she's probably got kids.
Copy !req
434. - So, what do you think's causing it?
- Ah, I can't say. Top secret.
Copy !req
435. - You haven't got a clue, have you?
- No idea.
Copy !req
436. Tell you what,
looks nice from the outside.
Copy !req
437. I reckon we could knock
10 grand off the asking price.
Copy !req
438. Three bedrooms, one could be a nursery.
Copy !req
439. - Oh, stop it.
- Well, one day.
Copy !req
440. You can, uh, adopt a Filipino
and get her to clean the chimneys.
Copy !req
441. Thing is, I was thinking though, right,
those kids went off at 8:40,
Copy !req
442. when everyone's on their way to school,
then at 10:30, that's break time.
Copy !req
443. It's like it was timed, you know?
Copy !req
444. So you'd get maximum kids
out in the open, visible to everyone.
Copy !req
445. I suppose.
Copy !req
446. Yeah, but that means
it's timed around Britain.
Copy !req
447. Specific British hours, yeah?
Copy !req
448. It might be worldwide,
Copy !req
449. but I reckon someone's
looking right at us.
Copy !req
450. That's brilliant.
Copy !req
451. That is brilliant.
You're not bad, you, are you?
Copy !req
452. - I'm bloody superb.
- Oh, my God!
Copy !req
453. Severn Bridge!
Copy !req
454. I'm going into England.
Farewell forever.
Copy !req
455. Good luck. Have you got currency?
Copy !req
456. Yes, and I've had my injections.
See you!
Copy !req
457. Lunchtime.
This place should be buzzing with kids.
Copy !req
458. - Everyone's taken them home.
- We need a child.
Copy !req
459. 'Cause we need to test
those frequencies.
Copy !req
460. Find the right frequency and we can
find out who's transmitting.
Copy !req
461. Where do you get a child, though?
Copy !req
462. I can find you lasers and
Weevils, hitchhikers.
Copy !req
463. But kids...
Copy !req
464. See you later.
Copy !req
465. Where are you going?
Copy !req
466. Now who's a couple?
Copy !req
467. When I was a kid, it was the bomb.
Copy !req
468. Iron Curtain, Reds under the bed,
it was all so bloody simple.
Copy !req
469. Now it comes raining down
from the skies,
Copy !req
470. made of metal,
Copy !req
471. stinking green and God knows what.
Copy !req
472. I find myself running a country
under siege from above.
Copy !req
473. - What do you recommend that we do?
- You tell me.
Copy !req
474. Given that this is now worldwide,
Prime Minister,
Copy !req
475. it might be best if certain...
Copy !req
476. historical events
were taken off the record.
Copy !req
477. - So Britain gets a clean sheet?
- Yes, sir.
Copy !req
478. How do we know if these...
Copy !req
479. What do we call them?
Copy !req
480. The 456, they never gave a name.
Copy !req
481. We just called them the 456
after the frequency allocation.
Copy !req
482. Well, how do we know
that the 456 will keep quiet?
Copy !req
483. We don't.
Copy !req
484. All we can do
is hope to cover ourselves.
Copy !req
485. You'll have to issue a Blank Page.
Copy !req
486. No.
Copy !req
487. Then, what do we do?
Copy !req
488. I'm not having my name on this.
Copy !req
489. You never told me.
I was never a part of it.
Copy !req
490. I never knew.
Copy !req
491. Is that understood?
Copy !req
492. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
493. Then I take it that that...
Copy !req
494. leaves the Blank Page with me?
Copy !req
495. Just don't tell me about it.
Copy !req
496. Darling, it's in the bottom drawer.
I put them there yesterday, yeah?
Copy !req
497. Ah, I thought so.
Copy !req
498. Good to see you. How's things?
Copy !req
499. - Terrifying.
- Uncle Jack!
Copy !req
500. Steven! Hey, soldier! How you doing?
Copy !req
501. I was talking like an alien,
everyone was!
Copy !req
502. - It was brilliant!
- You'd better come in.
Copy !req
503. Only me.
Copy !req
504. Oh, bloody hell! We must be in trouble.
Copy !req
505. - Or is it Christmas?
- How are they?
Copy !req
506. Yeah, it was a bit of a scare.
Copy !req
507. I brought 'em home, just in case.
Copy !req
508. But I reckon it's that
group hysteria thing.
Copy !req
509. Like when lots of girls
all faint at the same time.
Copy !req
510. - Did you say thanks to your uncle?
- I did.
Copy !req
511. David, your uncle Ianto's here!
Copy !req
512. I was thinking I missed Mica's birthday,
Copy !req
513. thought I could take her
to McDonald's or something.
Copy !req
514. That's all of ã3.95, you big spender.
Copy !req
515. - All right, cinema.
- Yeah, that'd be nice.
Copy !req
516. You'd like that wouldn't you, Mica?
Copy !req
517. I thought maybe this afternoon?
Copy !req
518. No chance. What about Saturday?
Copy !req
519. I'm kind of busy on Saturday.
Copy !req
520. You're a civil servant.
They don't work weekends,
Copy !req
521. they invented weekends.
And I'm not having her going out.
Copy !req
522. Not today,
not with all that voice thing.
Copy !req
523. I want 'em where I can see 'em.
Copy !req
524. - She'll be with me.
- She's staying put.
Copy !req
525. Right, fine. Just an idea.
I won't bother you.
Copy !req
526. Oh, that's it, is it?
You're just going to go now.
Copy !req
527. Oh, sit down, you daft sod.
Copy !req
528. I got some of that spinach dip.
Copy !req
529. And you and me, well...
Copy !req
530. We got things to talk about.
Copy !req
531. - What things?
- You've been seen.
Copy !req
532. It said on the news that we should
send them back to school tomorrow.
Copy !req
533. Do you think it's safe?
Copy !req
534. Well, I don't know any more than you.
Copy !req
535. - Oh, come on.
- I don't!
Copy !req
536. Any word from Joe?
Copy !req
537. In Italy, with her.
Copy !req
538. They finally got married.
Copy !req
539. He, uh...
Copy !req
540. He phones every now and then
and sends Steven postcards,
Copy !req
541. remembers his birthday.
Copy !req
542. There are worse fathers.
Copy !req
543. How are you off for money?
Copy !req
544. Don't worry about that,
you give me enough.
Copy !req
545. Kind of easy writing cheques, huh?
Copy !req
546. Alice, you're the one
who asked me to stay away.
Copy !req
547. I'd come round here every week
if you wanted me to... Every day.
Copy !req
548. Yeah.
Copy !req
549. I just can't stand it, Dad.
Copy !req
550. I look older than you do
and it's never gonna stop.
Copy !req
551. I get older and older
and you stay the same.
Copy !req
552. One day, you're gonna be
standing at my funeral,
Copy !req
553. looking just like you did
when you were standing at Mum's.
Copy !req
554. No wonder she was so furious.
You make us feel old.
Copy !req
555. Actually, I found a grey hair.
Copy !req
556. Oh, well, that is the end of the world.
Copy !req
557. You ever going to tell him?
Copy !req
558. What do I say,
that you're his grandfather?
Copy !req
559. Well, he's too young to notice right now
that I don't age.
Copy !req
560. But one day he's gonna realise...
Copy !req
561. And that's another good reason
for you to stay away.
Copy !req
562. I suppose.
Copy !req
563. I could make the most of it
while he's still young.
Copy !req
564. Take him out, buy him stuff.
Copy !req
565. Me and him sort of thing.
Copy !req
566. You mean today?
Copy !req
567. While I'm here, may as well.
Copy !req
568. Oh, you bastard.
Copy !req
569. Something happens to the kids,
Copy !req
570. and you want to spend time
with him on the same day.
Copy !req
571. You are not experimenting on that boy,
Dad, not ever.
Copy !req
572. That's why I want you to stay away,
because you're dangerous.
Copy !req
573. Dr Patanjali, you were paging me?
Copy !req
574. Rupesh, Captain Jack Harkness.
Copy !req
575. You've got a children's ward,
haven't you?
Copy !req
576. I need a kid.
Copy !req
577. Susan on the corner was in town
and it was their anniversary.
Copy !req
578. So they went to that posh French place
in town, by the memorial.
Copy !req
579. And there was you.
Copy !req
580. So...
Copy !req
581. There was you,
having dinner with a man.
Copy !req
582. So?
Copy !req
583. Having dinner with a man,
in a restaurant.
Copy !req
584. - So? You have dinner with Tina.
- Not in town.
Copy !req
585. Susan said he was gorgeous.
Copy !req
586. Like a film star.
Copy !req
587. - Like an escort.
- He's my boss.
Copy !req
588. Well, she said it was intimate.
Copy !req
589. I said, "Well, he's had girlfriends."
Copy !req
590. And she said, "Well, no girl was getting
her feet round that table.
Copy !req
591. "No chance."
Copy !req
592. Have you gone bender?
Copy !req
593. Mica's hearing this.
Copy !req
594. She's not bothered.
Her friend Sian's got two mothers.
Copy !req
595. Go on.
Copy !req
596. You never tell me anything these days.
Copy !req
597. Dad died, that was it.
Copy !req
598. You were off, you couldn't wait.
Copy !req
599. Like I did something wrong.
Copy !req
600. I didn't, did I?
Copy !req
601. It's not that.
Copy !req
602. It's my job.
Copy !req
603. It's difficult.
Copy !req
604. It's...
Copy !req
605. He is very handsome.
Copy !req
606. - No!
- Now, stop it.
Copy !req
607. You're kidding me!
Copy !req
608. Really, though?
Copy !req
609. Really...
Copy !req
610. Christ almighty.
Copy !req
611. He's nice, though, is he?
Copy !req
612. Is he? Oh, my...
Copy !req
613. I mean, since when?
Copy !req
614. It's weird.
Copy !req
615. It's just different.
Copy !req
616. It's not men, it's...
Copy !req
617. It's just him.
Copy !req
618. It's only him.
Copy !req
619. And I don't even know
what it is, really, so...
Copy !req
620. So, no broadcasting it.
Copy !req
621. Oh, no, honest. I won't say.
Copy !req
622. If you want it kept quiet...
Copy !req
623. I swear, I won't say a word, I promise.
Copy !req
624. Aye, aye, gay boy.
Copy !req
625. She says you're taking it up the arse.
Copy !req
626. Mica, will you get off that thing?
Copy !req
627. Thanks.
Copy !req
628. How have you been, then,
you smart bastard?
Copy !req
629. Hey, who's car is that outside,
is that you? Black thing.
Copy !req
630. Oh, that's the company car.
Copy !req
631. You want to watch it
on this estate, boy.
Copy !req
632. No, it's fine, top of the rain.
it's got a triple deadlock.
Copy !req
633. Oh, aye, sounds like it.
Copy !req
634. Oh!
Copy !req
635. But it's got a triple deadlock,
they can't have!
Copy !req
636. No, 'cause what they do is, see,
Copy !req
637. they drive round the block,
then come back for a lap of honour.
Copy !req
638. The victory parade, we get 'em.
Copy !req
639. - We should phone the police.
- No, it's more fun this way.
Copy !req
640. Right, here they come, get ready.
Copy !req
641. David, get inside now!
Copy !req
642. That's my car!
Copy !req
643. Close the window,
I'm not telling you again! Get inside!
Copy !req
644. I'll take your computer off you, get in.
Copy !req
645. That's my car.
Copy !req
646. Timothy White, 52 years old,
he's been with us three months.
Copy !req
647. But he's got a history of being
in and out of care all his life.
Copy !req
648. Timothy White's,
my mum used to shop there.
Copy !req
649. Well, if he's got a different name,
he's never said.
Copy !req
650. He spent 40 years living in Leeds.
That's where he first came on record.
Copy !req
651. Found homeless,
living on the streets at the age of 11.
Copy !req
652. 11? Bloody hell.
Copy !req
653. No one ever reported him missing.
Copy !req
654. Apparently, though,
he did have a Scottish accent back then.
Copy !req
655. Gone now, but...
Copy !req
656. He was a long way lost.
Copy !req
657. Can you remember the voice?
Copy !req
658. You said, "We are coming."
Copy !req
659. Can you remember why?
Copy !req
660. Do you know what I think it was?
Copy !req
661. Aliens.
Copy !req
662. There's no such thing.
Copy !req
663. Those days are gone.
Copy !req
664. I don't mean to scare you
because you're perfectly safe,
Copy !req
665. but I think aliens are using you
to speak. What do you think?
Copy !req
666. No such thing.
Copy !req
667. Isn't it, isn't it?
Copy !req
668. I've met aliens.
Copy !req
669. It's part of my job.
Copy !req
670. But I'm not the authorities
or the police or the army,
Copy !req
671. so anything you say
is just between me and you
Copy !req
672. and I will believe you.
Copy !req
673. Give me your hand.
Copy !req
674. You're telling the truth.
Copy !req
675. - How can you tell?
- I can smell it.
Copy !req
676. You've... met them?
Copy !req
677. Dozens of them.
Copy !req
678. Still not safe.
Copy !req
679. Isn't it, isn't it?
Copy !req
680. They're watching.
Copy !req
681. Well, I can do something about that.
Copy !req
682. Shh, shh.
Copy !req
683. What's that thing?
Copy !req
684. The technical name is a gizmo.
Copy !req
685. Isn't it?
Copy !req
686. I think you've seen aliens, too.
Copy !req
687. What's your name? What's your real name?
Copy !req
688. When did you last say your name?
Copy !req
689. - Never.
- Then tell me.
Copy !req
690. I was a kid.
Copy !req
691. What happened?
Copy !req
692. They... They took us out,
Copy !req
693. in the night,
Copy !req
694. in the dark.
Copy !req
695. Isn't it, isn't it?
Copy !req
696. They told us... They said we were
going to a new home.
Copy !req
697. Who did? Who said?
Copy !req
698. The staff.
Copy !req
699. A care home?
Copy !req
700. They...
Copy !req
701. drove us away for miles and miles.
Copy !req
702. They were there, in the sky.
Copy !req
703. What did they look like?
Copy !req
704. Light.
Copy !req
705. The light...
Copy !req
706. took them.
Copy !req
707. Took who?
Copy !req
708. My friends.
Copy !req
709. But not you.
Copy !req
710. I ran.
Copy !req
711. Hmm.
Copy !req
712. There was something,
there were people, there was...
Copy !req
713. Isn't it, isn't it,
isn't it, isn't it...
Copy !req
714. You're all right.
Copy !req
715. You're safe, okay? You're safe now.
Copy !req
716. But they're coming back.
Copy !req
717. I've been smelling them for months.
Copy !req
718. In the air.
Copy !req
719. - Long time coming.
- Tim, I can help.
Copy !req
720. Look at me, I can help.
Copy !req
721. If kids went missing, something's gotta
be written down and I will find it.
Copy !req
722. But to do that,
I need to know your name.
Copy !req
723. I was Clem.
Copy !req
724. Clement McDonald.
Copy !req
725. Hi, Clem.
Copy !req
726. Hi.
Copy !req
727. Where were you from?
Copy !req
728. It was somewhere in Scotland,
do you remember?
Copy !req
729. Holly Tree.
Copy !req
730. Holly Tree. Now, then,
is that a town or a place or...
Copy !req
731. The Holly Tree.
Copy !req
732. The Holly Tree,
is that where it happened, Clem, is it?
Copy !req
733. What was the Holly Tree?
What was the Holly Tree?
Copy !req
734. You're pregnant.
Copy !req
735. - Sorry?
- Yes, you are.
Copy !req
736. No, I don't think so.
Copy !req
737. Yes, I can smell it.
Copy !req
738. Three weeks.
Copy !req
739. Oh!
Copy !req
740. Bloody hell, I've been running.
Copy !req
741. That camera's gone off.
It just went dead.
Copy !req
742. Still, no harm done, eh?
Copy !req
743. Is everything all right?
Copy !req
744. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
Copy !req
745. Well, I think we've had long enough.
Copy !req
746. Time for your meds, isn't it, Tim?
Copy !req
747. - If you don't mind?
- No, not at all.
Copy !req
748. Congratulations.
Copy !req
749. Ianto, I need a search
on Clement McDonald.
Copy !req
750. It could be M-C or M-A-C.
Copy !req
751. And try the words
"Holly Tree" and "Scotland".
Copy !req
752. We're looking at the 1960s.
Got that?
Copy !req
753. Yup.
Copy !req
754. Then try the words Timothy White,
Copy !req
755. with the option of Timothy White's,
apostrophe S, like the shop.
Copy !req
756. I lost the car.
Copy !req
757. Yeah, and if you find anything
let me know straight away.
Copy !req
758. Don't wait for me to get back.
Copy !req
759. These kids nicked it.
Copy !req
760. Yeah, see you later.
Copy !req
761. I've got a red flag
on a Torchwood intercept.
Copy !req
762. The name Clement McDonald.
Can you trace it?
Copy !req
763. Roger, Ashton,
Control initiating trace now.
Copy !req
764. You'll find the names under 456.
Copy !req
765. And what do you want me to do?
Copy !req
766. I promise,
we can zap these kid's memories
Copy !req
767. so they won't remember a thing.
No side effects.
Copy !req
768. Look, there's been another death.
Copy !req
769. Mr Chow Lee Jee, Chinese again.
Copy !req
770. He came in with a nosebleed
that wouldn't stop.
Copy !req
771. Next thing you know, it's been diagnosed
as a brain haemorrhage.
Copy !req
772. He died at 16:25.
Copy !req
773. Sorry, he's with me. Dr Patanjali, A&E.
Copy !req
774. We just need to check Mr Chow Lee Jee.
Copy !req
775. - Well, he hasn't gone missing.
- I can see that.
Copy !req
776. Need to run a toxicology scan,
not on the NHS,
Copy !req
777. we've got much better equipment.
Copy !req
778. Pupils blown. That corresponds
with a brain haemorrhage,
Copy !req
779. though it could be induced artificially.
Copy !req
780. No sign of trauma to the skin
apart from bruising but that's...
Copy !req
781. Get them in. Seal off the area.
Copy !req
782. Permission to move out.
Copy !req
783. The name Clement McDonald
hasn't been active for 44 years.
Copy !req
784. Here he is.
Copy !req
785. Torchwood's found him
under the name of Timothy White.
Copy !req
786. That's way beyond coincidence.
Bring him in.
Copy !req
787. Who changed the plan?
Copy !req
788. I spent months researching that.
Copy !req
789. And they believed me!
Copy !req
790. Perfect infiltration. I thought
you wanted me inside Torchwood,
Copy !req
791. to see what they've got in there.
Copy !req
792. Who killed the Chinese man?
Copy !req
793. I did. I had to.
Copy !req
794. It was perfect timing,
he just fitted the story.
Copy !req
795. Then get off your high horse, yeah?
Copy !req
796. Any sign yet?
Copy !req
797. Not so far.
Copy !req
798. Do you think it's true?
What they say about him?
Copy !req
799. - He was dead.
- Now he's dead again.
Copy !req
800. And we'll keep killing him
till he's ready.
Copy !req
801. - Get him prepared.
- Yes, ma'am.
Copy !req
802. How the hell does he do it?
Copy !req
803. No one knows.
Copy !req
804. Theory would suggest
it's connected to the Torchwood Hub,
Copy !req
805. that rift thing,
which makes the whole place a target.
Copy !req
806. What changed the orders?
Copy !req
807. The children.
Copy !req
808. Sealing him up.
Copy !req
809. Closing down. Everybody out.
Copy !req
810. Put him back where he was.
Copy !req
811. He's gonna wonder where I've gone.
How are we going to cover that?
Copy !req
812. How do you mean?
Copy !req
813. Well, he's gonna try and trace me.
Copy !req
814. You're not disappearing.
Copy !req
815. Yeah, but I've got to. He's gonna...
Copy !req
816. Sides!
Copy !req
817. Oh, no.
Copy !req
818. Result!
There was a Holly Tree Lodge
Copy !req
819. just outside Arbroath.
Copy !req
820. It's a hotel now, but up until 1965
it was a state-run orphanage.
Copy !req
821. And they had a Clement McDonald.
Copy !req
822. He was taken into care,
April 1965, after his mother died.
Copy !req
823. No father on record.
Copy !req
824. In November 1965,
he was transferred, along with...
Copy !req
825. Oh.
Copy !req
826. Five to Control, Harkness now
approaching door one, over.
Copy !req
827. He's inside.
Copy !req
828. We don't know how deep that place goes,
give it five. Over.
Copy !req
829. We need damage control at St Helen's.
Copy !req
830. One body, Dr Rupesh Patanjali,
shot in the back.
Copy !req
831. - What happened?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
832. He was just left there right beside me,
like someone's gloating.
Copy !req
833. Did they kill you?
Copy !req
834. Yeah.
Copy !req
835. Maybe we we're being targeted.
Copy !req
836. Whether it's him or me,
we should be careful.
Copy !req
837. Better tell Gwen.
Copy !req
838. She's back, she's in the lab.
Copy !req
839. Gwen!
Copy !req
840. Boy, have I had a day.
Copy !req
841. Oh, my God, is that...
Copy !req
842. - How long?
- Three weeks.
Copy !req
843. That's good, isn't it?
Copy !req
844. From where I'm standing,
it looks good to me.
Copy !req
845. Yeah.
Copy !req
846. Bloody hell.
Copy !req
847. It's brilliant.
Copy !req
848. Ianto, we're having a baby.
Copy !req
849. You told Rhys?
Copy !req
850. I've only just found out myself.
Copy !req
851. Oh, you told me before you told him,
he is gonna love that.
Copy !req
852. Congratulations.
Copy !req
853. Would now be a good time to tell you
I lost the car?
Copy !req
854. You did what?
Copy !req
855. That is just bloody spectacular!
Copy !req
856. But what about this place and my job?
Copy !req
857. We'll manage. We always do.
Copy !req
858. What the hell is that?
Copy !req
859. Oh, my God! It's a bomb.
Copy !req
860. There's a bomb inside your stomach.
Copy !req
861. - Get out, both of you, right now!
- No, no!
Copy !req
862. Blast radius, one mile.
Copy !req
863. Right now, get out!
Copy !req
864. There's got to be something we can do.
Look, we can stop it!
Copy !req
865. We can fix this, okay?
We can rip it out of you!
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866. I'm telling you, get out!
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867. It's active, two minutes.
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868. Yeah, well, I can't just run, Jack.
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869. You're pregnant.
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870. We are coming.
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871. - John! John!
- We are coming. We are coming.
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872. We are coming.
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873. - We are coming.
- Stop it.
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874. We are coming.
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875. We are coming. We are coming.
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876. Lockdown.
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877. Ianto,
you're going to get locked inside.
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878. Torchwood lockdown.
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879. - Ianto!
- We can override the mechanism!
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880. - For God's sake, get out!
- There'll be nothing left of you!
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881. I can survive anything.
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882. Torchwood lockdown.
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883. I'll come back, I always do.
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884. Stop it, Steven, stop it!
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885. We are coming.
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886. - Stop it!
- We are coming.
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887. - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- We are coming.
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888. - Stop it! Stop it!
- We are coming.
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889. Torchwood lockdown.
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890. We are coming... back.
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891. - What's going on like?
- Listen, someone is trying to kill me
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892. and if they're after me,
they're gonna come after you.
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893. Call me when you've got them.
And get them quick.
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894. Gwen!
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895. It's all to do with aliens,
and that they'll be here tomorrow.
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896. We are coming.
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897. And why do they want you dead?
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898. We're building something
and we don't even know what it is?
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899. It's for them.
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