1. Torchwood.Copy !req
2. Outside the government,
beyond the police.Copy !req
3. Fighting for the future
on behalf of the human race.Copy !req
4. The 21 st century
is when everything changesCopy !req
5. and Torchwood is ready.Copy !req
6. - What's this?
- That's an engagement ring, that is.Copy !req
7. - You're getting married?
- Yes.Copy !req
8. Rhys asked.Copy !req
9. - And you said yes.
- Well, no one else will have me.Copy !req
10. I need stability, Jack,
someone I can rely on.Copy !req
11. Oh, it's the service she's meant
to be late for, not her hen do.Copy !req
12. Where is she?Copy !req
13. There she is!Copy !req
14. ♪ Here comes the bride
Looking for a rideCopy !req
15. I thought you'd bottled it.Copy !req
16. - No, I had a lot on at work.
- Oh.Copy !req
17. Be careful, Gwen,
this thing eats people.Copy !req
18. Oh, sorry, love, on your way.Copy !req
19. Jack, it's a shape-shifter.Copy !req
20. He could look like anyone now,
but he's leaving a trail of black blood.Copy !req
21. He's changed, but it's definitely him.
He's heading towards Trinity Street.Copy !req
22. So, is there anything to eat tonight,
or is it just booze all the way?Copy !req
23. Well, booze, blokes, bopping and booze.Copy !req
24. - Gwen Cooper, you're nicked.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
25. Shit.Copy !req
26. This is such a bad idea.Copy !req
27. I'm getting married in,
like, what, what...Copy !req
28. 13 hours.Copy !req
29. - Oh, look at me. So hot.
- Oh, you're gorgeous. Rhys is so lucky.Copy !req
30. Oh, I know.
Have you heard about his cock?Copy !req
31. What have you done to your arm?Copy !req
32. No!Copy !req
33. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
34. - Owen should take a look at that.
- Okay.Copy !req
35. Um, nothing. It's just a scratch.Copy !req
36. Oh, Gwen.Copy !req
37. Oh!Copy !req
38. Gwen, you're pregnant, almost full term.Copy !req
39. Pregnant? That's not possible.Copy !req
40. - How are you doing, Gwen?
- Jack, will you tell me what's going on?Copy !req
41. - Owen says I'm pregnant.
- What, you think?Copy !req
42. - Jesus Christ. What with?
- Exo-biological insemination.Copy !req
43. That alien last night.Copy !req
44. Oh, get off. It bit me, Jack.
That's all.Copy !req
45. It passed the eggs on in the bite.
Some species do that.Copy !req
46. A kind of sneaky way of
keeping the bloodline going.Copy !req
47. Boy, would Darwin have a field day
if he'd made it to space.Copy !req
48. Mmm. Yeah, great.Copy !req
49. Listen, Gwen, you are going to be fine.
I promise, okay.Copy !req
50. If there was any biological
incompatibility, you would be dead.Copy !req
51. Now, according to this scan,Copy !req
52. you're carrying a non-sentient,
blastopheric mass.Copy !req
53. - A what?
- It's a kind of alien egg.Copy !req
54. But don't worry,
I'm going to look after you, I promise.Copy !req
55. We've got procedures
in place for this situation.Copy !req
56. You mean this has happened before?Copy !req
57. You've heard of immaculate conception,
haven't you?Copy !req
58. - Well...
- Right, we take you back to the Hub.Copy !req
59. You lie back,
I run you through a bio-xenic microtron,Copy !req
60. a couple of days off your feet
and you'll be right as rain.Copy !req
61. Whoa, in a couple of days?Copy !req
62. In five hours,
I'm walking down the aisle, Owen.Copy !req
63. - No, you're not.
- Gwen, I hate to say this,Copy !req
64. but you're going to have
to postpone the wedding.Copy !req
65. No! No way.Copy !req
66. Have you any idea
how much a wedding costs?Copy !req
67. Listen, Gwen, you are not carrying
the Baby Jesus in there.Copy !req
68. I don't care, all right?
I can't put Rhys through this.Copy !req
69. He's had to put up with enough
as it is, okay?Copy !req
70. - I'm not postponing the wedding.
- You are not thinking straight!Copy !req
71. Do not bring my bloody hormones
into this, Mr Jack Harkness!Copy !req
72. Okay, calm down.Copy !req
73. Owen has said if this wasn't safe,
I would know about it by now.Copy !req
74. - Right?
- As far as I know, yeah.Copy !req
75. Okay, so I am good
until after the wedding.Copy !req
76. Then I'll do whatever I have to do.Copy !req
77. Once I'm Mrs Williams.Copy !req
78. Not before.Copy !req
79. - Hello.
- Rhys?Copy !req
80. Gwen. Morning, lovely.Copy !req
81. Don't worry, Banana Boat's on the phone
to the florist right now,Copy !req
82. checking the buttonholes.Copy !req
83. - Oh, he showed up, then?
- Uh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
84. Ah, Lanzarote cops let him go
with a warning.Copy !req
85. - Rhys, I need to see you.
- It's bad luck before the wedding.Copy !req
86. What's happened?Copy !req
87. - How is she?
- She's going ahead with the wedding.Copy !req
88. Which is fine, as long as
she doesn't go into labour at the altar.Copy !req
89. Rhys might forgive her
going down the aisle pregnant,Copy !req
90. but not giving birth to a razor-toothed
monster that eats half his family.Copy !req
91. - Could that happen?
- Well, the pregnancy's advancedCopy !req
92. and we're not familiar with the species.Copy !req
93. Which is why you, Owen,
need to open up the guy with the teethCopy !req
94. and make sure there's no surprises.Copy !req
95. I'm on it.Copy !req
96. Tosh, you've got an early pass
to the wedding.Copy !req
97. Keep an eye on Gwen.Copy !req
98. - Ianto.
- Jack?Copy !req
99. Gwen's going to need
a new wedding dress. Bigger.Copy !req
100. Gwen? What is it?
You've got me going out of my head.Copy !req
101. Don't tell me
you're having second thoughts.Copy !req
102. No, I'm not.Copy !req
103. Can I help you?Copy !req
104. Yeah, I'm looking for a wedding dress
for a friend.Copy !req
105. Of course you are, sir.Copy !req
106. You'd be surprised. We're quite
used to men buying for their... friends.Copy !req
107. - Bastard Torchwood.
- I know.Copy !req
108. - Bastard Torchwood!
- I know.Copy !req
109. Pregnant. You're pregnant!Copy !req
110. Sorry, out of everything
that could have screwed things up...Copy !req
111. I really don't know what to say.Copy !req
112. You don't have to say anything,
all right!Copy !req
113. Sorry. It's not your fault.Copy !req
114. It's them, it's Jack.Copy !req
115. It's not like he didn't know
you were getting married today!Copy !req
116. Why the hell did he have
to send you out last night?Copy !req
117. 'Cause it's my job!Copy !req
118. - Well, are you going to be all right?
- I'll be fine.Copy !req
119. They'll take me to the Hub.Copy !req
120. - Owen's got this big machine thing.
- Good.Copy !req
121. Yes.Copy !req
122. Right, um...Copy !req
123. Look, I'll...Copy !req
124. I'll get Banana to start ringing people.Copy !req
125. We'll tell everybody you're ill.
Appendicitis, or something...Copy !req
126. We are not postponing the wedding.
No way.Copy !req
127. Forget the money.Copy !req
128. I want you where
they can look after you, right?Copy !req
129. - Getting married today doesn't matter.
- It matters to me!Copy !req
130. It's not about the money, Rhys.Copy !req
131. I want to marry you today.Copy !req
132. Whatever happens.Copy !req
133. If the skies suddenly fill
full of spaceships,Copy !req
134. or an army of Weevils climb out
of the drains on St Mary's Street...Copy !req
135. You fool!Copy !req
136. Do you not understand
what I'm saying, Rhys Williams?Copy !req
137. All I want to do today is marry you.Copy !req
138. That's all I want to do.Copy !req
139. Please.Copy !req
140. Um, Owen?Copy !req
141. - Whoa, whoa, look at you.
- Do you like it?Copy !req
142. Drop dead gorgeous, Tosh,
and I think I speak with some authority.Copy !req
143. Don't really get a chance
to dress up much.Copy !req
144. What are you wearing?Copy !req
145. The truth is, Tosh, weddings have
never really been me, either.Copy !req
146. - Love them and leave them. That was me.
- Owen, you should come. It could be fun.Copy !req
147. Have you ever seen a dead man dance?Copy !req
148. I've seen Fred Astaire
in Easter Parade, twice.Copy !req
149. Late night TV.Copy !req
150. God, you need a date, don't you?
Which this isn't.Copy !req
151. - Is it?
- No, Owen, it isn't.Copy !req
152. I just want you to come to the wedding.Copy !req
153. Please.Copy !req
154. Yeah, all right,
I'll dig out my dancing shoes.Copy !req
155. I know it's been a while,
duckling, but...Copy !req
156. We never dreamed this.Copy !req
157. Well, Rhys and I wanted it
to be a surprise for you.Copy !req
158. You're always full of them, but...
Well, this beats them all.Copy !req
159. Is this why you haven't come to see us?
All those cancelled visits.Copy !req
160. No, no, Dad.
Don't be silly, it's my job.Copy !req
161. This mysterious job.Copy !req
162. All the same,
Swansea's not another planet.Copy !req
163. - You could've phoned, duckling.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
164. Oh, don't be sorry, Gwen.Copy !req
165. I can't wait to see the look
on Rhys' mum's face.Copy !req
166. It's wonderful news, Gwen.Copy !req
167. Your dad's been going blue
holding his breath,Copy !req
168. waiting for a little grandchild.Copy !req
169. I was with Rhys and his mates
all night last night.Copy !req
170. No one said anything
about Gwen being pregnant.Copy !req
171. Well, Rhys was probably under orders.
Gwen knows how to control her man.Copy !req
172. Studied under the mistress.Copy !req
173. Oh, here's Rhys' mum and dad.Copy !req
174. - Brenda.
- Geraint.Copy !req
175. - Barry.
- Hello.Copy !req
176. Lovely to see you, Brenda.Copy !req
177. What a lovely outfit.Copy !req
178. Such a brave choice for you.Copy !req
179. And you were so made for green.Copy !req
180. Big day at last.Copy !req
181. How's the bride?Copy !req
182. Erm, maybe there's something
we should talk about.Copy !req
183. Oh?Copy !req
184. - Gwen.
- This isn't going to work, Rhys.Copy !req
185. We haven't thought
this through properly.Copy !req
186. - I mean, what about after the wedding?
- I've been thinking the same.Copy !req
187. My mum and dad think
that they're getting a grandchild.Copy !req
188. Your mum and dad are going
to be thinking the same thing.Copy !req
189. They're going to be excited,
they're going to be planning things.Copy !req
190. I can't tell them I've lost a baby.
They'd be devastated.Copy !req
191. - We could tell them the truth.
- Whoa.Copy !req
192. Talk sense now, Rhys.Copy !req
193. Well, the lies don't work, Gwen.
Remember? You tried it.Copy !req
194. What do you think
the truth will do to them?Copy !req
195. We've seen what comes through the rift.Copy !req
196. I don't want my mum and dadCopy !req
197. living in fear of what's
prowling around in the sewers.Copy !req
198. I'm sorry.Copy !req
199. - Hey, Jack.
- Hey, how are you doing?Copy !req
200. Oh, you know, so far so good.Copy !req
201. Look, I just wanted to let you know
Tosh'll be with you anytime,Copy !req
202. call it moral support.Copy !req
203. - I don't need a baby-sitter.
- Give it here.Copy !req
204. We don't need you at all, Jack.Copy !req
205. You've already done
plenty to mess up today.Copy !req
206. Do us both a favour
and keep well out of it, yeah?Copy !req
207. Yeah, I hear you, Rhys.
Look, still, congratulations...Copy !req
208. It's not his fault.Copy !req
209. Aw, this is nice, isn't it, Trina?Copy !req
210. Class on toast.
Hey, you should get a brochure, Mervyn.Copy !req
211. If some poor girl ever
gets drunk enough to marry you.Copy !req
212. Oh, yeah. That's funny.Copy !req
213. I tell you what, it's going to
take more than a swanky hotelCopy !req
214. to get a catch like me down the aisle.Copy !req
215. And here's mad Mervyn,
Minister of Sound.Copy !req
216. Well, the Duke of Disco,
the Regent of Rock and the Lord of Love.Copy !req
217. Whatever you say, mate.Copy !req
218. Do you want a hand
with the decks and the lights?Copy !req
219. Aye, but...Copy !req
220. I tell you what, reckon I'm up for
a bit of a Mervyn sandwich later, huh?Copy !req
221. All right, love? You've got a big box.
Do you want a hand with that?Copy !req
222. No, thank you. I'm fine.Copy !req
223. - Are you going to the wedding?
- I'm a friend of Gwen's.Copy !req
224. I'm Banana. I suppose you can tell why.Copy !req
225. You come up in spots
and go soft quickly?Copy !req
226. - Actually, I'm the best man.
- Evolution is full of surprises.Copy !req
227. I get to check everything
personally, right.Copy !req
228. - The disco, cake, flowers, seating...
- Bridal suite?Copy !req
229. - First floor on the left.
- So do you fancy a little drink later?Copy !req
230. I'm sorry.
I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines.Copy !req
231. - Eh?
- Bananas make me vomit.Copy !req
232. Now, a looker like you
must be on the bride's side.Copy !req
233. I don't think they got
your sort of style in Rhys' family.Copy !req
234. I like to put on a show.Copy !req
235. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
236. Jack sent me over with this.Copy !req
237. It's beautiful.Copy !req
238. And I don't blame you for telling Jack
and Owen to stick a postponement.Copy !req
239. I think it's wonderful
you're getting married whatever.Copy !req
240. Tosh, thank you.Copy !req
241. - Very lucky.
- Yes.Copy !req
242. You know, Tosh,
it'll happen for you one day.Copy !req
243. - There's always Owen.
- Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
244. "In sickness and in health,
till death do us part."Copy !req
245. It's going to sound
like a bad joke, isn't it?Copy !req
246. I'll let you get on.
If you need me, I'll be downstairs.Copy !req
247. - Good luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
248. No, I like that one. Good choice.Copy !req
249. I estimated Gwen's size
from the Hub's security laser scans.Copy !req
250. As you know, my dad was a master tailor.Copy !req
251. He could size a man's
inside leg measurementCopy !req
252. by his stride across the shop threshold.Copy !req
253. Ah, the family eye.Copy !req
254. Remind me to test it sometime.Copy !req
255. - Well, if later on...
- Jack.Copy !req
256. - Yeah, brilliant, like that one.
- We've got a problem.Copy !req
257. Look what our friend was hiding.Copy !req
258. - And that is?
- A proteus gland.Copy !req
259. The shape-shifting organ
of a Nostrovite.Copy !req
260. - And what is that exactly?
- Trouble. Big trouble.Copy !req
261. No good-looking womanCopy !req
262. should be at a wedding without a flower.Copy !req
263. - Ouch.
- Oh, bugger. Sorry.Copy !req
264. Can I get you another drink?Copy !req
265. Actually...
Do you feel like getting a bite?Copy !req
266. Another spritzer, please.Copy !req
267. Hey, oh...Copy !req
268. My God! It's true!Copy !req
269. But how...Copy !req
270. Steady on, girl. I'm on stage later...Copy !req
271. Oh!Copy !req
272. Hey, baby, if you're looking
for my room, you just passed it, mind.Copy !req
273. I'm not, and don't call me baby.Copy !req
274. So what shall I call you, then?
Beautiful?Copy !req
275. Don't call me anything.
Don't say anything.Copy !req
276. Don't move.Copy !req
277. What have you done with him?Copy !req
278. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
279. You're lucky, I'm watching my figure.Copy !req
280. But maybe I'll keep you for tea.Copy !req
281. A Nostrovite is a shape-shifting
carnivore with a taste for human flesh.Copy !req
282. It's intelligent and sneaky and,
damn it, I should've seen this before.Copy !req
283. That's the problem
with shape-shifters, innit?Copy !req
284. You never know what you're looking at.Copy !req
285. - What's the big deal? It's dead.
- Yeah, this one is.Copy !req
286. - Does there have to be more?
- A Nostrovite mates for life.Copy !req
287. You know, like swans and penguins.Copy !req
288. Yeah, except you don't find
Nostrovites on greeting cards.Copy !req
289. Right, and the male Nostrovite
carries the fertilized eggs in a sacCopy !req
290. in its mouth,
and passes it on to a host with a bite.Copy !req
291. - Gwen.
- And where does the mother come in?Copy !req
292. Well, when she tracks down the host
and rips it open.Copy !req
293. That's Nostrovite childbirth.Copy !req
294. And mamma's out there right now
looking for Gwen. Come on.Copy !req
295. Are you all right?Copy !req
296. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was just a twinge.Copy !req
297. He'll be flexing his muscles.
Not long to go now.Copy !req
298. - Tosh isn't responding.
- Then let's get going.Copy !req
299. Sure you're ready for this, Owen?
You know what a Nostrovite can do.Copy !req
300. You think you've got it covered
100 feet awayCopy !req
301. and it's already chewing on your liver.Copy !req
302. I don't need my liver.
You need me, Jack.Copy !req
303. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The Singularity Scalpel.Copy !req
304. Where you going with that?Copy !req
305. We need to get to Gwen
before the Nostrovite does.Copy !req
306. We might not have a chance
to get back to the HubCopy !req
307. and the microtron weighs about two tons.Copy !req
308. That thing kills people.Copy !req
309. - I saved Martha with it.
- Lucky shot.Copy !req
310. Listen, you two,
you'd better start trusting me, okay?Copy !req
311. I've been working on it,
and I reckon I've got it sussed.Copy !req
312. Besides, with that Nostrovite around,
we really don't have too many options.Copy !req
313. - He's got a point.
- What is it with you?Copy !req
314. Ever since Owen died,
all you ever do is agree with him.Copy !req
315. I was brought up
never to speak ill of the dead.Copy !req
316. Even if they still do
most of the talking for themselves.Copy !req
317. Okay, Owen, but you better be sure
you know what you're doing.Copy !req
318. Camouflage dressing?
I'm having her dressmaker's number.Copy !req
319. No way did Gwen look pregnant
last night.Copy !req
320. Oh, we must have had
way too much to drink.Copy !req
321. She was late, wasn't she?Copy !req
322. We must've been out of our heads
by the time she showed up.Copy !req
323. Oh, must've been
not to notice she was pregnant.Copy !req
324. Great night or what?Copy !req
325. You look like an angel.Copy !req
326. - Mum, I'm so sorry about this.
- Gwen, it's a baby. It's God's blessing.Copy !req
327. You will be a good wife
and a wonderful mother.Copy !req
328. And me and your dad,
we'll always be there for you,Copy !req
329. and for our grandchild.Copy !req
330. I'll see you downstairs. I love you.Copy !req
331. - Mum.
- Hmm?Copy !req
332. I love you, too.Copy !req
333. Hurry up, Geraint. And make sure
you don't leave a wet patch.Copy !req
334. Gwen?Copy !req
335. What is it?Copy !req
336. I can't do this.Copy !req
337. I can't lie to you and Mum, Dad.Copy !req
338. Dad, this baby isn't Rhys'.Copy !req
339. - There's still no sign of Banana Boat.
- He'll be fine, Dad.Copy !req
340. Listen, Rhys, your mother says
this wedding is becoming a nightmare.Copy !req
341. As if Gwen showing up pregnant
wasn't bad enough.Copy !req
342. Now, you are sure
it's yours, aren't you?Copy !req
343. Dad, I'm marrying her. I love Gwen,
every atom of me loves Gwen,Copy !req
344. has done since the first time
I laid eyes on her, okay?Copy !req
345. - You loved Cerys Morgan once.
- I was 12 years old!Copy !req
346. Still no Banana Boat.Copy !req
347. Oh, get away from me.Copy !req
348. Well, I wish I could, love.Copy !req
349. Don't bother, I've tried.
We're stuck fast.Copy !req
350. I can't believe it.Copy !req
351. Can you at least move your hand?Copy !req
352. Away.Copy !req
353. If there's another man,Copy !req
354. if you don't want to go through
with the wedding, it's all right.Copy !req
355. - We'll sort things out.
- There isn't another man.Copy !req
356. - But you said...
- Please listen.Copy !req
357. Cardiff is in the middle
of a space-time rift.Copy !req
358. A what?Copy !req
359. I work for an organisation
that controls what comes through it.Copy !req
360. - Comes from where?
- Other planets.Copy !req
361. Other dimensions. Aliens, Dad.Copy !req
362. I'm talking about aliens.Copy !req
363. That's what I do.
Torchwood, we're called Torchwood.Copy !req
364. We hunt down aliens
that come through the rift.Copy !req
365. - Oh, my God.
- Look, one bit me last night.Copy !req
366. Don't ask me to explain, I can't.
I'm pregnant.Copy !req
367. Rhys isn't the father. It's an alien.Copy !req
368. It's an alien.Copy !req
369. Poor girl, this wedding's
got her stressed to pieces.Copy !req
370. Thinks that baby of hers
is an alien from outer space.Copy !req
371. - What?
- It'll be all right.Copy !req
372. Once we get through the day.Copy !req
373. Gwen seems to be taking her time.Copy !req
374. You remember how it is, Brenda.
The bride likes to make an entrance.Copy !req
375. Maybe, but I wasn't late for my wedding.Copy !req
376. No. Barry might have got away.Copy !req
377. If it comes back,
it's going to kill us, innit?Copy !req
378. Calm down. I've got friends.
They'll find us.Copy !req
379. But what if they don't?
What if it comes back?Copy !req
380. I mean, we're its bloody pack lunch,
ain't we?Copy !req
381. - Help! Help!
- Shut up!Copy !req
382. Help! Someone help!Copy !req
383. If it hears you screaming, it'll come
and shut you up permanently!Copy !req
384. Help! Someone! Help! Ow!Copy !req
385. That's enough, unless you want
to start singing in falsetto.Copy !req
386. Ow! That really hurt.Copy !req
387. Okay.Copy !req
388. Friends and family of Rhys and Gwen,Copy !req
389. we're here today to celebrate
the marriage of two people,Copy !req
390. a ceremony binding in law.Copy !req
391. - How much further?
- A few minutes.Copy !req
392. What I don't understand is
if people are going to makeCopy !req
393. such a big deal about getting married,
why come all the way outCopy !req
394. into the middle of nowhere
where no one can find you to do it?Copy !req
395. That, to me, suggests inner conflict.Copy !req
396. It's because the happy couple
want everything to be perfect.Copy !req
397. An alien egg in your belly
and its mother coming to rip you open.Copy !req
398. Yeah, perfect.Copy !req
399. Rhys and GwenCopy !req
400. have chosen to solemnise
their commitment before you.Copy !req
401. But first, the law requires me
to ask of you allCopy !req
402. if there's anyone here
who knows of any reasonCopy !req
403. why these two may not marry.Copy !req
404. Stop!Copy !req
405. Stop it! Stop the wedding!Copy !req
406. - Hold on!
- Jack?Copy !req
407. Gwen, believe me, I'm sorry.Copy !req
408. - But this has to stop now.
- I just knew that baby wasn't Rhys'.Copy !req
409. - What the hell are you doing here?
- Jack, I told you, I'm marrying Rhys.Copy !req
410. Not now. You can't.Copy !req
411. Butt out, Jack! You've screwed
things up enough between me and Gwen.Copy !req
412. You're not going to mess up our wedding.Copy !req
413. Listen, I'm trying to save Gwen's life.
Yours, too.Copy !req
414. What's going on, Jack?Copy !req
415. Shh. I've got a fix
on Tosh's comms.Copy !req
416. - Tosh, are you okay?
- Just get me out of here!Copy !req
417. - All right, mate? I'm Banana.
- More like a gooseberry.Copy !req
418. Owen.Copy !req
419. Oh, Jesus. That's disgusting.Copy !req
420. I'll get you out of here.Copy !req
421. - There were two of them?
- Ma and Pa Nostrovite.Copy !req
422. They hunt in pairs,
but childbirth is more of a three-way.Copy !req
423. He finds and impregnates a host.Copy !req
424. She then comes in
like the midwife from hell,Copy !req
425. hanging around, watching, waiting,
until the time is right.Copy !req
426. - Then it gets messy.
- So you think it's near?Copy !req
427. She's a shape-shifter, Rhys.Copy !req
428. She could be out there making small talk
with your mom and dad.Copy !req
429. You reckon it's all over, then?Copy !req
430. Some good-looking guy
sweeps up the aisleCopy !req
431. and tells you to
hold off on the confetti?Copy !req
432. - What are you going to do? Marry Rhys?
- So the baby's his, is it?Copy !req
433. Didn't you see the look on her face
when he showed up?Copy !req
434. Anyway, I'd better go and find Mervyn.Copy !req
435. Tell him not to bother getting
George Michael out the back of the van.Copy !req
436. - We're not stopping the wedding.
- Gwen, there isn't a choice here.Copy !req
437. Ever since I've met you, Jack,Copy !req
438. all Rhys has had to put up with
with me is crap.Copy !req
439. The lies, the danger, the complications.
But he stood by me.Copy !req
440. Who else would do that?Copy !req
441. Who else would marry meCopy !req
442. knowing that I'm carrying
some kind of monster inside me?Copy !req
443. I love him,
and I'm going to marry him today.Copy !req
444. Thanks, but it is my wedding, too.Copy !req
445. Don't I get a say?Copy !req
446. That is all we need.Copy !req
447. Ianto, after the girl,
I need this contained.Copy !req
448. Jack!Copy !req
449. Oh, God. I want Gwen
out of here now, Jack.Copy !req
450. Jack, I've seen the shape-shifter.
It's a woman. She's in black.Copy !req
451. - Do you know what's going on?
- I'm in the dark, too, Brenda.Copy !req
452. The problem seems to be an American
with no sense of timing or fashion.Copy !req
453. And your daughter.Copy !req
454. Someone call the police!
Mervyn's been murdered!Copy !req
455. Jack, I'm afraid the situation
is uncontained.Copy !req
456. Okay, Ianto, get to the SUV,
jam the phone lines.Copy !req
457. The last thing we need
is someone calling the police.Copy !req
458. Tosh, you're with me,
we'll find that woman in black.Copy !req
459. Gwen, Owen needs to operate now.Copy !req
460. - I want Gwen safe, Jack, now.
- I want her safe, too, Rhys,Copy !req
461. so we do what I say.Copy !req
462. Rhys, Jack knows what he's doing,
darling, okay?Copy !req
463. Look, if we run,
the Nostrovite will be waiting for us.Copy !req
464. - And we're running out of time.
- What's the plan, Jack?Copy !req
465. I've got an idea.Copy !req
466. - Then I'm staying here, okay?
- Fine! Tosh, with me.Copy !req
467. - What the hell's going on here?
- I had a signal before.Copy !req
468. Move! I need everyone to stay calm
and do exactly as I tell you.Copy !req
469. - And who the hell are you?
- Torchwood.Copy !req
470. Gwen's Torchwood? You mean, you're real?Copy !req
471. - Jack, there she is!
Everybody down!Copy !req
472. Oh, my God.Copy !req
473. - Damn, that thing's fast.
- But it won't have gone far.Copy !req
474. Not without what it came for.Copy !req
475. Come on.Copy !req
476. That, the Singularity Scalpel.
That is your idea?Copy !req
477. Gwen, it's cool. Believe me, okay?Copy !req
478. I've done a lot of work on it
since the whole Mayfly business.Copy !req
479. - What is it?
- Alien medical apparatus,Copy !req
480. - so Owen thinks.
- Thinks?Copy !req
481. - Rhys! Rhys, are you in there? Rhys!
- That's his mother. That's Rhys' mother.Copy !req
482. Okay.Copy !req
483. - Hiya.
- There's a monster, Rhys.Copy !req
484. That American and the Japanese girl,
they went after it.Copy !req
485. Stay here.Copy !req
486. - Jack, everything okay?
- It got away, Owen.Copy !req
487. - How's the patient?
- Rhys and his mum are with her.Copy !req
488. - Jack, that's Rhys' mum there!
- Come on.Copy !req
489. This isn't Rhys' baby, Brenda.
It's an alien.Copy !req
490. Get back, you ugly bitch!Copy !req
491. What the hell do you think you're doing?
That's my mother!Copy !req
492. - No. It's the alien.
- I'm not an alien!Copy !req
493. - Oh, you're good. I'll give you that.
- But I'm not!Copy !req
494. Yeah, and the Lone Ranger
didn't have a thing with Tonto.Copy !req
495. Jack, does the shape-shifter
copy smells, too?Copy !req
496. No, just physical.Copy !req
497. Well, I recognise that
bloody awful perfume anywhere.Copy !req
498. It's Brenda, Jack, it's Brenda.Copy !req
499. That's for calling my mother
an ugly bitch!Copy !req
500. If that's Rhys' mum,
then who's that outside?Copy !req
501. Move!Copy !req
502. - There she is!
- Go, go, back, back, back. Move, move!Copy !req
503. - Mum!
- Don't move!Copy !req
504. Mum.Copy !req
505. The bond between mother and child
is a wonderful thing.Copy !req
506. - Let her go, okay?
- Your mother for my child.Copy !req
507. - No deal.
- You don't have a say.Copy !req
508. Don't listen to it, Gwen.Copy !req
509. It's okay, Mum,
I'll make sure you're safe.Copy !req
510. It won't kill you, you'll be okay.Copy !req
511. - Gwen, you can't do this. Gwen...
- It's my mum, Rhys. Jack.Copy !req
512. Rhys!Copy !req
513. - Okay, Mum, you're going to be okay.
- Gwen.Copy !req
514. It's okay, Mum.Copy !req
515. - Stay calm. Stay still.
- Come to momma.Copy !req
516. That's the kind of daughter
every mother must dream of.Copy !req
517. Cool as ice, packing an automatic.Copy !req
518. Gwen told me about you,
but I didn't believe her.Copy !req
519. It'll be back. Owen, get Gwen ready.
I want that thing dealt with now.Copy !req
520. Listen, Gwen, I'll be with you
in a minute, I need to talk to Rhys.Copy !req
521. - What about?
- Something and nothing. Trust me.Copy !req
522. - What, what?
- Listen, Rhys, the Singularity Scalpel.Copy !req
523. Thing is, the last time I used it,
I had two good mitts.Copy !req
524. You're telling me you can't operate it?Copy !req
525. What I'm saying is,
I know you'd be more happyCopy !req
526. that whoever had Gwen's life
in their hands could, well,Copy !req
527. rely on both of them.Copy !req
528. - Now, I thought I could ask Jack...
- No, no.Copy !req
529. - Show me what to do.
- Right, it kind of works itself.Copy !req
530. Just try this...Copy !req
531. Hello, Jack.Copy !req
532. Not quite the blushing bride, am I?Copy !req
533. But I'd given up on things
going to plan a long time ago.Copy !req
534. If life always turned out
the way we expected,Copy !req
535. what would be the point of living?Copy !req
536. I didn't expect to
meet someone like you.Copy !req
537. If I hadn't, I'd be married by now.Copy !req
538. You're not the only one who met somebody
that knocked their world out of kilter.Copy !req
539. Rhys has always been there for me.Copy !req
540. Through all this madness,
even when I haven't even deserved it.Copy !req
541. He's not afraid to tell me he loves me.Copy !req
542. Gwen!Copy !req
543. Get the bag and get her out of here!Copy !req
544. Come on, do me a favour.Copy !req
545. Hey, are you all right?Copy !req
546. I'm running around in a wedding dress
with what feels like a keg of lagerCopy !req
547. stuck up my skirt.
What do you think, Rhys?Copy !req
548. Come on.Copy !req
549. Whoa!Copy !req
550. What happened? Put it down, Owen.Copy !req
551. It thought that I'd gone off.Copy !req
552. - Where's Gwen and Rhys?
- They've done a runner.Copy !req
553. Listen, I emptied a clip
into that thing, as did Gwen,Copy !req
554. but some mother instinct or something
is making that cow unstoppable.Copy !req
555. Our guns don't work.Copy !req
556. Then I guess
we're gonna need a bigger gun.Copy !req
557. Rhys, I can't go...
I can't go any further!Copy !req
558. - It's here! It's here!
- Shh! It's gonna hear us.Copy !req
559. I don't think there's any point
in keeping quiet, Gwen.Copy !req
560. Lie down, lie down.Copy !req
561. - What the hell are you doing with that?
- Owen showed me how to use it.Copy !req
562. Just do it! Do it!Copy !req
563. Do it!Copy !req
564. Rhys!Copy !req
565. - Rhys!
- All right, all right. I've got it.Copy !req
566. - I've got it now.
- I love you. I really love you.Copy !req
567. - I love you. You'll be okay.
- Hurry.Copy !req
568. I love you.Copy !req
569. Gwen! Gwen!Copy !req
570. Gwen!Copy !req
571. Get away from her, Rhys.Copy !req
572. Let me have my young,
and I won't hurt you.Copy !req
573. You're too late! It's gone!Copy !req
574. I've had a gutful of you!Copy !req
575. You get my girlfriend pregnant,
you impersonate my mumCopy !req
576. and you ruin my wedding day!Copy !req
577. - Fuck!
- Rhys, you're a bad boy.Copy !req
578. And you know what bad boys get?Copy !req
579. How's that for a shape-shift?Copy !req
580. Jack!Copy !req
581. Hey, that whole Evil Deadthing
looks pretty good on you, Rhys.Copy !req
582. - Okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
583. And...Copy !req
584. The hero always gets the girl.Copy !req
585. I'm sorry.Copy !req
586. I've spoilt everything, haven't I?Copy !req
587. Do you still want to marry me?Copy !req
588. I call upon these persons here present
to witness that I...Copy !req
589. Gwen Elizabeth Cooper...Copy !req
590. Do take thee, Rhys Alun Williams,
to be my lawful wedded husband.Copy !req
591. Do take thee, Rhys Alun Williams,Copy !req
592. to be my lawful wedded husband.Copy !req
593. Come here.Copy !req
594. You ready to see that dead ma n da nce,
Tosh? Come on.Copy !req
595. - Mi nd if I cut i n?
- Why not?Copy !req
596. I' m da nced off my feet.
I' m gon na fi nd a beer.Copy !req
597. - Enjoy the honeymoon.
- I wi ll.Copy !req
598. - What wi ll you do wh i le I' m gone?
- Oh, the usua l.Copy !req
599. Pizza, Ia nto, save the world
a cou ple of ti mes.Copy !req
600. - Wi ll you m iss me?
- Always.Copy !req
601. Rhys is a lucky ma n, a perfect h usba nd.Copy !req
602. He's loya l, brave.Copy !req
603. He's got a hell of a swi ng on h i m!Copy !req
604. And best of a ll, he rea lly loves you.Copy !req
605. I know.Copy !req
606. May I?Copy !req
607. Yes.Copy !req
608. There you go.Copy !req
609. Cheers, mate.Copy !req
610. You'd never th i n k a cou ple of hou rs ago
they a ll nea rly got torn a pa rtCopy !req
611. by some a lien psycho-bitch.Copy !req
612. It's a ll been a bit too m uch
for my m u m a nd Brenda.Copy !req
613. I never thoug ht I'd see that.Copy !req
614. Okay, Jack, what's goi ng on?Copy !req
615. Stra nge th i ng when you m ix
level six retcon with cha m pag ne.Copy !req
616. Rea lly ma kes the pa rty go with a swi ng,
then you fa ll asleep.Copy !req
617. You retcon ned ou r fa m i lies?Copy !req
618. It's proba bly for the best.Copy !req
619. I don't wa nt my m u m remem beri ng
what ha ppened to her today.Copy !req
620. Maybe the ha ppy cou ple
shou ld n't, either.Copy !req
621. No, tha n k you.Copy !req
622. There' ll be no secrets i n th is ma rriage.Copy !req
623. Ti me for bed, I th i n k.Copy !req
624. We' ll see you after the honeymoon.
Stay out of trou ble.Copy !req
625. Tha n k you for the d ress,
it was bea utifu l.Copy !req
626. You ta ke ca re.Copy !req
627. Bye-bye.Copy !req
628. Someth i ng tells me
ou r bedti me is a long way off.Copy !req
629. That's rig ht, g uys. It's been
a busy day, but we are not fi n ished yet.Copy !req
630. We've got a lot to do.
We've got a major mop-u p operation.Copy !req
631. And I wa nt you r best work.
Remem ber, it's Gwen's wedd i ng.Copy !req
632. That's what I love
a bout Torchwood.Copy !req
633. By day, you're chasi ng
the scu m of the u n iverse.Copy !req
634. Come m id n ig ht, you're the wedd i ng fa i ry.Copy !req
635. It's more than just a cinema.
It's the Electro.Copy !req
636. A once i n a lifeti me show!Copy !req
637. Why not step i nside?Copy !req
638. - I j ust saw Jack.
- He's pa rt of th is frea k show.Copy !req
639. The N ig ht Travellers. They d id exist.Copy !req
640. They only performed
in the dead of night.Copy !req
641. So two people from a piece of fi lm
have decided to go AWOL?Copy !req
642. What's wrong?Copy !req
643. Her mouth's
been d ra i ned of moistu re.Copy !req
644. What the hell are they u p to?Copy !req
645. Ti me to bri ng the others.Copy !req
646. This way, please.Copy !req