1. Excuse me. Have you seen a blowfish
driving a sports car?Copy !req
2. Thank you.Copy !req
3. Bloody Torchwood.Copy !req
4. Species not on record.
DNA type says some sort of land-fish.Copy !req
5. All I'm saying is
you are speeding and there are children.Copy !req
6. Well, if kids are out at midnight,
they've got it coming.Copy !req
7. Detecting high levels of algae...Copy !req
8. Who's afraid of
the big scary fish, then?Copy !req
9. Big fish. With a gun!Copy !req
10. - Special weapons?
- Not that I can see.Copy !req
11. Do we need special weapons?Copy !req
12. What are we going to do
when we catch it?Copy !req
13. - Jack would know.
- Yeah, well, Jack's not here, is he?Copy !req
14. Jack's disappeared.
Fat lot of good Jack is.Copy !req
15. Blowfish!Copy !req
16. Hold on!Copy !req
17. - Hold the wheel.
- Don't you dare, Owen.Copy !req
18. - Hold the wheel!
- Right, got it.Copy !req
19. Where is it? Where's it gone?Copy !req
20. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
21. Gwen, go left. Tosh, go right.
Ianto, take centre.Copy !req
22. Positions!Copy !req
23. Massive levels of adrenalinCopy !req
24. mixed with approximately
three grams of cocaine.Copy !req
25. - This fish is wired.
- So this is Team Torchwood.Copy !req
26. The teacher's pets,
but teacher's gone, hasn't he?Copy !req
27. Leaving the kiddie-kids all alone.Copy !req
28. And look at you,
trying so hard to be all grown-up.Copy !req
29. The doctor,
with his hands full of blood.Copy !req
30. The carer, with her oh-so-beating heart.Copy !req
31. The technician, with her cold devices.Copy !req
32. Which leaves me with the office boy.
Promoted beyond his measure.Copy !req
33. All of you, lost without your master.
All of you, pretending to be so brave.Copy !req
34. All of you, so scared.Copy !req
35. So what about it, minions?
Can you do it?Copy !req
36. How good are you? How sharp is your aim?Copy !req
37. What if you kill her?Copy !req
38. What if I kill her first?Copy !req
39. Can you shoot before I do? Can you?Copy !req
40. Dare you?Copy !req
41. Would you? Won't you?Copy !req
42. Hey, kids, did you miss me?Copy !req
43. Are you sure no more like him
came through?Copy !req
44. Cross-referencing
with the rift activity monitor,Copy !req
45. it doesn't look like it.Copy !req
46. The car's been impounded. I'll get it
back to the owner in the morning.Copy !req
47. - How you doing, Owen?
- Bio-profile's on screen now.Copy !req
48. Nothing in his genetic make-up
is likely to contaminate the city.Copy !req
49. Okay, Tosh, can you add that
to the species database?Copy !req
50. - Ianto.
- Hello.Copy !req
51. Sorry, can you deal with the body
when it's cold?Copy !req
52. My pleasure.
And I shall be making sushi.Copy !req
53. No. The morgue will do fine, thank you.Copy !req
54. - Got pretty organised without me.
- Yeah, well, we had to.Copy !req
55. - Hey, did you decorate in here?
- You left us, Jack!Copy !req
56. - I know. I'm sorry.
- We knew nothing, Jack.Copy !req
57. Where were you?Copy !req
58. I found my Doctor.Copy !req
59. - Did he fix you?
- What's to fix?Copy !req
60. You don't mess
with this level of perfection.Copy !req
61. - Are you going back to him?
- I came back for you.Copy !req
62. All of you.Copy !req
63. Rift activity.Copy !req
64. Get off. I didn't do it.Copy !req
65. Please leave me alone.Copy !req
66. Help me!Copy !req
67. Come any closer
and I'll open up his neck.Copy !req
68. - Fine.
- What?Copy !req
69. - Which artery do you normally sever?
- No.Copy !req
70. - I'm not bluffing.
- Oh, well, see now,Copy !req
71. you've given yourself away.Copy !req
72. Only someone who's bluffing
ever says they're not.Copy !req
73. Oh, God. Shit! Please! Please stop.Copy !req
74. Well, no.Copy !req
75. He's dead.Copy !req
76. Please.Copy !req
77. I was never here.Copy !req
78. Go.Copy !req
79. Thirsty now.Copy !req
80. All right. Now...Copy !req
81. You, go. You, go. You, go.Copy !req
82. You stay.Copy !req
83. Go, go, go, stay.Copy !req
84. Go, go, go, go, go, oh!Copy !req
85. Stay, stay, stay. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
86. The rest of you, go.Copy !req
87. I'll take one of everything.
Any questions?Copy !req
88. All right, mate. Let's take it outside.Copy !req
89. Did I mention I'm armed?Copy !req
90. Fragments of rift energy
around the neck, arms and shoulders.Copy !req
91. He was grabbed and pushed.Copy !req
92. - Explains the residual energy cluster.
- How did you ever manage without me?Copy !req
93. So there's a potential killer
on the loose. Bipedal, maybe humanoid.Copy !req
94. - Any other alien tech involved, Tosh?
- No readings to suggest that.Copy !req
95. Okay, let's get back
and see what we can piece together.Copy !req
96. Taking charge again, are you?Copy !req
97. I was hoping for
a little power struggle,Copy !req
98. resolved by some naked wrestling.Copy !req
99. Thank you, Andy. You can let SOCO in nowCopy !req
100. and they can eliminate us
from whatever they want.Copy !req
101. This another one of
your spooky dos, is it?Copy !req
102. Not yet, but I'll let you know.Copy !req
103. Thanks, Andy. You've been very helpful.
Don't mention it, Gwen.Copy !req
104. - Whoa, that never beeps.
- That's what I was thinking.Copy !req
105. I can't believe
I got the answering machine.Copy !req
106. What can you be doing
that's more important than me?Copy !req
107. Anyway, you've probably traced
the energy shift, found the body.Copy !req
108. All me, sorry about the mess,
bill me for the clean-up.Copy !req
109. Now, drinks!Copy !req
110. Retro-lock the transmission coordinates,
that's where I am.Copy !req
111. And hurry up, work to do.Copy !req
112. "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi,
you're my only hope."Copy !req
113. Stay here. Don't come after me.Copy !req
114. - Who was that?
- Stay here.Copy !req
115. What... Hey, Jack! Wait!Copy !req
116. You see that? He swans back in,
then he shuts us right out.Copy !req
117. - I'm not having this.
- I can track him.Copy !req
118. Taxi!Copy !req
119. Reports coming in of a bar disturbance.Copy !req
120. - Same coordinates as the SUV.
- Tell the police we're dealing with it.Copy !req
121. Okay, so who the hell was that bloke
in the hologram?Copy !req
122. - It looked like Jack recognised him.
- Why didn't he let us go with him?Copy !req
123. 'Cause it's typicalJack, isn't it?
He disappears, he comes back,Copy !req
124. then he runs away again.Copy !req
125. He shuts us out.
We don't even know his real name.Copy !req
126. - Or which time he comes from.
- Exactly.Copy !req
127. He's supposed to be our boss
and we know nothing about him.Copy !req
128. It drives me crazy!Copy !req
129. - It's more fun when he's around though.
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. - Oh, definitely.
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
131. - You're putting on weight.
- You're losing your hair.Copy !req
132. - What are you wearing?
- Captain Jack Harkness.Copy !req
133. - Note the stripes.
- Captain John Hart.Copy !req
134. - Note the sarcasm.
- Hey, I worked my way upCopy !req
135. - through the ranks.
- I bet the ranks were very grateful.Copy !req
136. - I need a drink.
- I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
137. So how was rehab?Copy !req
138. Rehabs. Plural.Copy !req
139. - Drink, drugs, sex and...
- Murder.Copy !req
140. - You went to murder rehab?
- I know! Ridiculous.Copy !req
141. The odd kill, who does it hurt?Copy !req
142. - Are you clean now?
- Yeah. Kicked everything.Copy !req
143. Living like a priest.Copy !req
144. So how's the Time Agency?Copy !req
145. You didn't hear?Copy !req
146. It's shut down.Copy !req
147. - You're kidding.
- No. There's only seven of us left now.Copy !req
148. - Wow.
- It's good to see you.Copy !req
149. It was never the same without you.Copy !req
150. You need to go.
I don't want you on my territory.Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. Time was you couldn't get enough of me
on your territory.Copy !req
153. All right, everybody out!Copy !req
154. - Everything all right, Jack?
- It's okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
155. You've got a team. How sweet!Copy !req
156. Oh, pretty little friend.
No blonde, though. You need a blonde.Copy !req
157. God, he's worse than Jack.Copy !req
158. Do you have a team name?
I love team names, go on.Copy !req
159. - Torchwood.
- Oh. Not Excalibur?Copy !req
160. Blizzard? Bikini Cops? No?
Torchwood. Oh, dear.Copy !req
161. Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones,
Toshiko Sato, Owen Harper, meet...Copy !req
162. - Captain John Hart.
- We go back.Copy !req
163. Excuse me. We more than go back.
We were partners.Copy !req
164. - In what way?
- In every way.Copy !req
165. - And then some.
- It was two weeks.Copy !req
166. Except the two weeks
was trapped in a time loop,Copy !req
167. so we were together for five years.
It was like having a wife.Copy !req
168. - You were the wife.
- You were the wife.Copy !req
169. - No. You were the wife.
- Oh, but I was a good wife.Copy !req
170. I bet you were.Copy !req
171. What? Don't pretend
you haven't noticed. He's cute.Copy !req
172. - They're just shy.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
173. I was wondering when we'd get to that.Copy !req
174. - It's the same as yours.
- A little smaller.Copy !req
175. But lasts much longer.Copy !req
176. Get two Time Agents
in the same room together,Copy !req
177. it's always about the size
of the wrist strap.Copy !req
178. Yes. Sorry, what's a Time Agent?Copy !req
179. - What, he never told you about his past?
- No, he hasn't.Copy !req
180. Anyway...Copy !req
181. I'm working with this woman,Copy !req
182. beautiful, clever, sexy,
yadda yadda yadda,Copy !req
183. and we both get shot.
And as she's dying, she begs me.Copy !req
184. She tells me about these
radiation cluster bombsCopy !req
185. - she'd been working on.
- Well, I don't like the sound of that.Copy !req
186. Three canisters, contents beyond toxic,
swallowed up in a rift storm.Copy !req
187. - And ended up here.
- Bingo.Copy !req
188. That's the downside of your city
being built on a rift in space and time.Copy !req
189. Now, left to their own devices,Copy !req
190. the radiation will break down
the canistersCopy !req
191. and then infect your people and planet.
They need to be neutralised.Copy !req
192. - What do you get out of this?
- A dying woman's wish.Copy !req
193. Now, there's only one problem.
I don't know where they are.Copy !req
194. Hoping local knowledge might help.Copy !req
195. When we get back to the Hub, I can run
a city-wide scan on radiation surgesCopy !req
196. and cross-reference that with the
rift activity during that time span.Copy !req
197. What are you, the brains and the beauty?Copy !req
198. You see, together it's an easy job.Copy !req
199. We do this, you get out of here
when it's finished. Right away.Copy !req
200. Does this mean I get to see your house?Copy !req
201. You live in a sculpture?
Could you be any more pretentious?Copy !req
202. Get on.Copy !req
203. So your team's not allowed in this way?Copy !req
204. - This is the entrance for tourists.
- I remember the last time you said that.Copy !req
205. Where...Copy !req
206. It's roomy. I'll give you that.Copy !req
207. Your taste in interior design
hasn't got any better, though.Copy !req
208. What is this, sewer chic?Copy !req
209. Weapons.Copy !req
210. - And the rest.
- Oh, you know me. I'm a two weapon man.Copy !req
211. One pistol strapped to each leg,
laser knife beneath the left elbow,Copy !req
212. 17 small explosive charges
in the lining of his coat.Copy !req
213. Slipped my mind.Copy !req
214. He's a compulsive liar.
Why is he in the building?Copy !req
215. There's the tiniest one percent chanceCopy !req
216. he's breaking a habit of a lifetime
and telling the truth.Copy !req
217. - Which means this city is in danger.
- What did he mean by a Time Agent?Copy !req
218. - You've never mentioned it.
- That was in the past.Copy !req
219. Oh, okay. Here we go again.Copy !req
220. You know everything about me, Jack.
Why do you keep shutting me out?Copy !req
221. Here and now, that's what's important.Copy !req
222. The work we do, the person I am now,
that's what I'm proud of.Copy !req
223. Then why did you desert us?Copy !req
224. Where did you go?Copy !req
225. No, no, come on.
Where did you go? Tell me.Copy !req
226. Talk to me.Copy !req
227. I have died so many times.Copy !req
228. Been dragged back into life,
like being hauled over broken glass.Copy !req
229. - I saw the end of the world.
- How?Copy !req
230. It doesn't matter now.Copy !req
231. But after it was all over,
I knew I belong here.Copy !req
232. What kept me fighting
was the thought of coming home to you.Copy !req
233. - What's this?
- That's...Copy !req
234. That's an engagement ring, that is.Copy !req
235. - You're getting married?
- Yes.Copy !req
236. Rhys asked, when you were away.Copy !req
237. Wow. Gwen Cooper getting married.Copy !req
238. - Down on one knee?
- Well, he tried toCopy !req
239. and then he had a twinge in his back
and had to lie on the settee.Copy !req
240. That's when he popped the question.Copy !req
241. - And you said yes.
- Well, no one else will have me.Copy !req
242. Good for you.Copy !req
243. - We should get back to work.
Good work.Copy !req
244. Seven hours ago, we logged a minor surge
in rift energy across three locations.Copy !req
245. Six of us, three locations,
that's simple.Copy !req
246. - Two people per canister.
- Excuse me. I give the orders.Copy !req
247. Well, give some, big boy.Copy !req
248. John's right.
Sorry, do you preferJohn or Captain?Copy !req
249. With eyes like yours,
if you call me Vera I won't complain.Copy !req
250. Tosh and Owen, take the north.
Ianto and Jack, go west.Copy !req
251. Me and Vera'll take the docks.Copy !req
252. - Excuse me. Not to repeat myself...
- Got a problem with this, Jack?Copy !req
253. Not at all.Copy !req
254. Now, given the canisters
are radioactive, don't open them, eh?Copy !req
255. - Let's go, guys.
- Gwen, I need a word.Copy !req
256. Oh, can I watch this bit?Copy !req
257. He's gonna give you all
the dos and don'ts. I love it.Copy !req
258. She'll be with you in a second.Copy !req
259. - What the hell are you doing?
- If I can get him talking, flirt a bit,Copy !req
260. he might drop his guard.
I can find out what he's really up to.Copy !req
261. - Okay, clever.
- Thank you.Copy !req
262. But dangerous. Leave it to me.Copy !req
263. I led the team while you were
away, Jack. I can handle this.Copy !req
264. He knows you too well.
He'll never tell you the truth.Copy !req
265. Three rules.
One, don't believe anything he says.Copy !req
266. Two, always keep him in front of you.Copy !req
267. And three,
under no circumstances let him kiss you.Copy !req
268. As if I would!Copy !req
269. Has he got on to
the no-kissing rule yet?Copy !req
270. He only invented that
because he wants me all to himself.Copy !req
271. Keep in front.Copy !req
272. Nothing.Copy !req
273. God, are you sure
this is the right spot?Copy !req
274. Yeah, but containers
get shifted all the time.Copy !req
275. This could take days.Copy !req
276. So that woman,
the one with the canister,Copy !req
277. - how did you get to know her again?
- We were in love.Copy !req
278. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
279. I'm sorry.Copy !req
280. Did they catch the person who shot her?Copy !req
281. - Do we have to talk about this?
- No, no, of course not.Copy !req
282. Don't mind me.Copy !req
283. - Shouldn't you be asleep?
- I got it!Copy !req
284. Sorry?Copy !req
285. Manager at Harwood's!
The letter was on the mat.Copy !req
286. - I got the bloody job!
- Oh, my God! Rhys, that is fantastic!Copy !req
287. Oh, yeah, baby. You're fantastic, too.
Oh, yeah, just there...Copy !req
288. Who's that?Copy !req
289. Just some idiot I work with, that's all.Copy !req
290. I don't suppose there's any chance of me
seeing you before breakfast, is there?Copy !req
291. It looks like it's going to be
an all-nighter.Copy !req
292. So, go on, get yourself to bed.Copy !req
293. I'm so proud of you. I love you.Copy !req
294. - Yeah, well, I love you more.
- Bye.Copy !req
295. John?Copy !req
296. - John!
- Worried you'd lost me?Copy !req
297. - Whoa! Little bit jumpy there?
- Keep in front of me, okay?Copy !req
298. God, you're so untrusting.
But with your boss, it's probably wise.Copy !req
299. Yeah, well, I trust him just fine,
thank you.Copy !req
300. - Once a conman, always a conman.
- What do you mean by that?Copy !req
301. Look, just don't rely on him, Gwen.
There's a lot about him you don't know.Copy !req
302. Fancy a peek?Copy !req
303. A-ha!Copy !req
304. Is that it?Copy !req
305. What are you doing?Copy !req
306. Get off me!Copy !req
307. Celebrating, that's all.
God, the 21 st century is so frigid.Copy !req
308. What have you done...Copy !req
309. No, don't get up.
I mean, you can't anyway.Copy !req
310. Paralysing lip gloss.Copy !req
311. I think it might have even been Jack
who taught me that trick.Copy !req
312. Just one problem.
If you're not found in two hours,Copy !req
313. your major organs will go into shutdown.
Thanks.Copy !req
314. You gonna be okay in here without me?Copy !req
315. He won't stay with you.Copy !req
316. He and I shared something.Copy !req
317. - No bulbs.
- No. 'Cause that would only be helpful.Copy !req
318. Oh, great. How are we going to find
a canister in all this tat?Copy !req
319. - What are we doing with our lives, Tosh?
- I know. We should be out having fun.Copy !req
320. Bet you'd normally be out on the pull
this time of night.Copy !req
321. Oh, no. Bollocks to that, Tosh.Copy !req
322. - Talk about diminishing returns.
- I'm not with you.Copy !req
323. Well, you know,
I've done all that, ain't I?Copy !req
324. Where did it get me?Copy !req
325. No. You know, I need a proper woman,
you know.Copy !req
326. Someone I've got something
in common with, you know.Copy !req
327. Got anyone on the horizon?Copy !req
328. Like you say, difficult to meet anyone
I've got anything in common with.Copy !req
329. What with the things we see.Copy !req
330. You beauty!Copy !req
331. Yes!Copy !req
332. Job done.Copy !req
333. - Good work, team.
- Where's Gwen?Copy !req
334. Uh, uh, uh.Copy !req
335. Gun on the floor. Or I shoot her.Copy !req
336. - Jack, where are you?
- I muted the comms systemCopy !req
337. as soon as we left the palace
under the pavement.Copy !req
338. I love my little wrist strap. Now...Copy !req
339. Phones.Copy !req
340. You touch her again
and I will kill you, okay?Copy !req
341. The efficiency of a gun
or the brutality of wood?Copy !req
342. Yeah, look, stop toying with me
and get on with it.Copy !req
343. Oh, yeah, loving that officey feel.
I always get excited in these places.Copy !req
344. To me, they're exotic.Copy !req
345. Office romances, photocopying your butt.
Well, maybe not your butt.Copy !req
346. Although, as we're here
why don't we photo...Copy !req
347. The rift was active at these coordinates
approximately 200 feet above ground.Copy !req
348. That means this floor or the roof.Copy !req
349. How are you, Ianto?Copy !req
350. All the better for having you back, sir.Copy !req
351. Can we maybe drop the "sir" now?Copy !req
352. I mean, while I was away,
I was thinking maybe we could,Copy !req
353. you know, when this is all done...Copy !req
354. Dinner, a movie...Copy !req
355. - Are you asking me out on a date?
- Interested?Copy !req
356. Well, as long as it's not in an office.Copy !req
357. Some fetishes should be kept
to yourself.Copy !req
358. Looks like we're gonna have to go
through every drawer, bin and plant pot.Copy !req
359. Right, okay.Copy !req
360. I'll do this floor.
Don't want you getting over-excited.Copy !req
361. And you take the roof.
You're good on roofs.Copy !req
362. Jack...Copy !req
363. Why are we helping him?Copy !req
364. He's a reminder of my past.
I want him gone.Copy !req
365. - By the way, was that a yes?
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
366. Into the lift, eye candy.Copy !req
367. Your friends are bleeding and dying.Copy !req
368. And you barely have enough time
to save them.Copy !req
369. - Owen? Gwen?
- What am I, a child?Copy !req
370. It's a primitive bit of technology,
easily blocked,Copy !req
371. you should be embarrassed.
And when you get to the bottom, run.Copy !req
372. You look like a man
who enjoys a challenge.Copy !req
373. See if you can save them.
Come back up here, I'll shoot on sight.Copy !req
374. Going down.
- Going down. Yes, please.Copy !req
375. Please stand clear of the door.Copy !req
376. - Why are you doing this?
- We're a cosmic joke, eye candy.Copy !req
377. An accident of chemicals and evolution.Copy !req
378. The jokes, the sex, just cover the fact
that nothing means anything.Copy !req
379. And the only consolation is money.Copy !req
380. So run, Ianto Jones!Copy !req
381. Going down.Copy !req
382. Doors closing.Copy !req
383. Rear of the Year, 5094.
Still looking good.Copy !req
384. Cute boy ringing to warn you about me.
Canister.Copy !req
385. - If you've harmed them in any way...
- You know, they're pretty, but stupid.Copy !req
386. - You used to have better taste.
- It doesn't look like that from here.Copy !req
387. - Just give it here.
- Radiation cluster bombs? Really?Copy !req
388. Let's not get hung up on details.Copy !req
389. A little embarrassing
that you needed help to find them.Copy !req
390. A little humiliating
you fell for the scam.Copy !req
391. - Your dolly birds did all my leg work.
- Is that what you wanted?Copy !req
392. What I want is for you
to come to your senses.Copy !req
393. Join me, Jack. Back in the old routine.
We'd be emperors.Copy !req
394. How can you stay tied to one planetCopy !req
395. when there's thousands of worlds
sparkling with wonder?Copy !req
396. We should be up there, among the stars,
claiming them for our own.Copy !req
397. Just like before.Copy !req
398. - I can't.
- Why not?Copy !req
399. What the hell is there to keep you here?Copy !req
400. Come on.Copy !req
401. The glitter of the galaxy.
The mischief we could make.Copy !req
402. You know, you never really mastered
that temptation spiel.Copy !req
403. - It's not a spiel, it's fact.
- Move on.Copy !req
404. Here I am, in a new life,Copy !req
405. and you're still churning out
the same old tunes.Copy !req
406. And, sorry, but they don't play as well
now you're looking a little older.Copy !req
407. And what are they,
wrinkles around your eyes?Copy !req
408. - Laugh lines.
- Oh, hell of a good joke.Copy !req
409. It's you I'm laughing at. Canister.Copy !req
410. Whoops.Copy !req
411. Come on.Copy !req
412. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
413. Thank you.Copy !req
414. - Why didn't he just kill us?
- He got what he wanted.Copy !req
415. Maybe he just underestimated us.Copy !req
416. - Tosh! Owen!
- Ianto!Copy !req
417. - Tosh!
- We're over here.Copy !req
418. - What happened?
- Where's Gwen?Copy !req
419. - Have you heard from Gwen?
- No.Copy !req
420. Rehab didn't really work.Copy !req
421. Front door key. Thanks.Copy !req
422. If she's in one of these,
we'll never find her. There's too many!Copy !req
423. - Just keep looking!
- God, I need more painkillers.Copy !req
424. I'll try her phone again.Copy !req
425. Over here!Copy !req
426. - She must've dropped it.
- Gwen! Gwen!Copy !req
427. Unless it's another
of Captain John's tricks.Copy !req
428. - What are you doing?
- If Gwen used the phone here,Copy !req
429. I can use the network
to triangulate the locationCopy !req
430. where she answered her last call.
Got it!Copy !req
431. This is where she made the call.
Open every container door.Copy !req
432. She's in here!Copy !req
433. Gwen, it's all right.
We're here with you.Copy !req
434. What happened? What's he done to her?Copy !req
435. She's still breathing.
No discernible injuries.Copy !req
436. Tosh, let's get this thing started.
Ianto, take a swab.Copy !req
437. Right, pupils dilating.
She's still conscious.Copy !req
438. Stay with us, darling.Copy !req
439. - He's poisoned her.
- Anti-toxin kit now.Copy !req
440. Gwen, hold on.Copy !req
441. Had to go and steal a car.Copy !req
442. Get yourself noticed.Copy !req
443. Now...Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. Pretty and resilient.Copy !req
446. - Is that even fair?
- Maybe you didn't realise.Copy !req
447. You can beat, shoot, threaten
and even poison usCopy !req
448. and we'll keep coming back,
stronger every time.Copy !req
449. Well, I think you ought to know,
your boss is splayed out on the...Copy !req
450. pavement.Copy !req
451. Now that's impressive.Copy !req
452. Seriously, you can earn a fortune
in the Vegas galaxiesCopy !req
453. with an act like that.Copy !req
454. Go on, how's it work?Copy !req
455. I can't die.Copy !req
456. - No, but really...
- No, but really. You can't kill me.Copy !req
457. No matter how many times you try,
I can't die.Copy !req
458. Ever.Copy !req
459. Hey, but what does it cost you?Copy !req
460. Every time you have to drag
yourself back, how does it feel?Copy !req
461. All that pain and trauma.Copy !req
462. Plus you're reborn
into this godforsaken mess.Copy !req
463. I pity you.Copy !req
464. These people, this planet,
all the beauty you could never see.Copy !req
465. - That's what I come back for.
- Well, goody on you.Copy !req
466. - What's in the canisters?
- Come clean time, Captain.Copy !req
467. Yeah, all right.
That woman I told you aboutCopy !req
468. had herself an Arcadian diamond.Copy !req
469. It's the rarest gem
in the Damascene Cluster.Copy !req
470. Just when I'd got my hands on her,Copy !req
471. she only generates
her own personal rift storm.Copy !req
472. God, I hate technological geniuses.Copy !req
473. You said this was
a dying woman's request.Copy !req
474. Yeah. She was dying. I shot her.Copy !req
475. I thought my luck had changed
when I found it had ended up here.Copy !req
476. So, I'm thinking 50-50?
Even split, good deal.Copy !req
477. Or if anyone fancies an orgy?Copy !req
478. - Open it.
- What, not even a please?Copy !req
479. Don't your manners
get brought back to life, too?Copy !req
480. Now.Copy !req
481. This should give us
the location of the diamond.Copy !req
482. - There she is.
- The woman you murdered.Copy !req
483. You travelled several galaxies for this.
Well done.Copy !req
484. - Thank you, gorgeous.
- Except, there's no diamond.Copy !req
485. - What?
- Only this.Copy !req
486. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
487. There's gotta be a diamond.
It's all about the diamond.Copy !req
488. What the hell is that?Copy !req
489. It's an explosive device
which will latch on to the DNACopy !req
490. of whoever killed me.
It'll detonate in 10 minutes.Copy !req
491. It can't be removed without exploding,
so don't bother trying.Copy !req
492. Goodbye, lover.Copy !req
493. - No, wait!
- See you in hell.Copy !req
494. - She can't be serious? 10 minutes?
- Get it off me!Copy !req
495. Actually, 9 minutes 50, 49, 48...
Always at the ready.Copy !req
496. How big is this explosion
likely to be, Jack?Copy !req
497. That technology, that size, big.Copy !req
498. So we should really get him
out of the city.Copy !req
499. - 9 minutes 37.
- You've got to help me. Please.Copy !req
500. Why?Copy !req
501. - Let her go!
- Back off!Copy !req
502. Back off!Copy !req
503. Jack, help me.Copy !req
504. Get back!Copy !req
505. What've you done?Copy !req
506. It's hypersteel, impermeable,
deadlock sealed.Copy !req
507. No way to undo them.
Unless you have this key.Copy !req
508. You are unbelievable!Copy !req
509. And yet you still find me
strangely attractive.Copy !req
510. Now you had better find a solution
pronto, or she'll be blown up with me.Copy !req
511. Would shooting him stop the DNA trigger?Copy !req
512. - No.
- So what are we going to do now, team?Copy !req
513. The orgy's still on offer, by the way.Copy !req
514. - Especially now I've got the cuffs out.
- 9 minutes, 4 seconds.Copy !req
515. Tosh, the rift predictor programme,
have you perfected it yet?Copy !req
516. - Pretty much.
- What?Copy !req
517. - Anything in the next few minutes?
- Gwen, no way.Copy !req
518. What's she talking about?Copy !req
519. If we're in the rift when that
disc explodes, the city will be safe.Copy !req
520. - How does that save us?
- It doesn't.Copy !req
521. 8:32, 31...Copy !req
522. - You're bluffing.
- Try me.Copy !req
523. The car park where he arrived.Copy !req
524. The crack in the rift
is still active up there.Copy !req
525. - That's where we're going.
- Somebody better start doing something!Copy !req
526. - Cut his hand off!
- That would activate the bomb.Copy !req
527. Don't make me pull you.
Get up the stairs. Now!Copy !req
528. 5 minutes 22 seconds.Copy !req
529. I can't find the frequency
the device works on.Copy !req
530. There's no chance of jamming it.Copy !req
531. What happened to Jack?
He should be here.Copy !req
532. It's what I've been saying all along.
Unreliable.Copy !req
533. Shut up.Copy !req
534. I think I'm starting to see
what he likes about this place.Copy !req
535. - She's beautiful, he's stunning...
- Don't you ever stop?Copy !req
536. What, five minutes to live,
you want me to behave?Copy !req
537. - Oh, that's gorgeous.
- That's a poodle.Copy !req
538. That's nice.Copy !req
539. - This better work.
- Trust me, I'm an improviser.Copy !req
540. - Out. Get out!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
541. - Oh, I do love a woman who's rough.
- 51 seconds.Copy !req
542. You're not really gonna
sacrifice yourself, are you?Copy !req
543. - 45 seconds.
- We have to go.Copy !req
544. No! What about a last minute rescue?Copy !req
545. What's the point of being on a team
if you don't get a last minute rescue?Copy !req
546. - 40 seconds.
- Tell... TellJack...Copy !req
547. TellJack I...Copy !req
548. 30 seconds.Copy !req
549. Now what's he doing?Copy !req
550. Get off me!Copy !req
551. - Owen, it's not working.
- 15 seconds.Copy !req
552. - What are you doing?
- Trying to confuse the disc.Copy !req
553. - Why hasn't it worked?
- I don't know!Copy !req
554. - 12 seconds.
- Jack, do something!Copy !req
555. I've got to go, Jack.Copy !req
556. Five,Copy !req
557. four, three, two, one!Copy !req
558. Go!Copy !req
559. Run!Copy !req
560. What the hell?Copy !req
561. Jack, what's going on?
Why has it gone dark?Copy !req
562. The rift's reverted
to the moment he came through.Copy !req
563. Everything's jumped back
to the beginning of the night.Copy !req
564. Like you were never here.Copy !req
565. Now we got to avoid ourselves.
Great.Copy !req
566. It's a temporal displacement.Copy !req
567. It makes your tongue tingle, doesn't it?
It's lovely.Copy !req
568. - What was in the syringe?
- Torchwood DNA.Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. DNA samples from the five of us,
fused and injected into his heart.Copy !req
571. Temporarily corrupted his DNA coding,
confused the disc.Copy !req
572. You mean there's a bit
of all of you inside of me?Copy !req
573. Sweet goddesses, that's all I need.Copy !req
574. - Thank you, Owen.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
575. I want you gone.Copy !req
576. Well, we've got to work out a way
to get these off first.Copy !req
577. Actually...Copy !req
578. Old Artesian trick.Copy !req
579. Keep it in the lining of the throat.
It has a lot of uses.Copy !req
580. - You had that all along?
- You were my passport to survival.Copy !req
581. No hard feelings.
Well, not in that sense.Copy !req
582. Remind me never to get on your bad side.Copy !req
583. Definitely bigger.Copy !req
584. - If you need a new team member...
- No.Copy !req
585. - Really? I could...
- No.Copy !req
586. - But...
- No.Copy !req
587. Go now and you can harness
the residual rift energy.Copy !req
588. - Listen...
- Goodbye.Copy !req
589. Okay.Copy !req
590. Oh, by the way.Copy !req
591. I meant to tell you, I found Gray.Copy !req
592. Who's Gray?Copy !req
593. It's nothing.Copy !req
594. Let's get back to work.Copy !req
595. Have you never seen
something so mad, so extraordinary,Copy !req
596. that just for one second you think
that there might be more out there?Copy !req
597. Who are you people?Copy !req
598. You're Torchwood, yes?Copy !req
599. There's a rift through space and time
that runs through Cardiff,Copy !req
600. stuff slips through it
from other time lines and planetsCopy !req
601. and it's our job to monitor it.Copy !req
602. Stop wasting our time.
We know you're an alien.Copy !req
603. There's no such thing as aliens.Copy !req
604. Get away from me!Copy !req
605. What is it, not spooky enough?Copy !req
606. Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex
with you people.Copy !req
607. You have picked the wrong girl
to stalk, mate.Copy !req
608. - When are the others coming?
- They're already here.Copy !req
609. Oh, my God.Copy !req
610. Welcome to planet Earth.Copy !req
611. - Who the hell is this?
- Miss Martha Jones.Copy !req
612. A human being
who's travelled in time and space.Copy !req
613. You really are something special.Copy !req
614. - What's happening?
- I don't know.Copy !req
615. - Toshiko, show me the city now.
- They're everywhere.Copy !req
616. You're the only one
who can stop this.Copy !req
617. If you don't,
it's the end of everything.Copy !req
618. You always remember what you killed.
Don't you, Jack?Copy !req
619. - Nuclear warheads, 10 of them.
- It's all over.Copy !req
620. Let's all have sex.Copy !req
621. And I thought the end of the world
couldn't get any worse.Copy !req
622. - Come on, what do we do?
- Just keep watching.Copy !req
623. Keep doing what we do.Copy !req